@@tomatet1896 Crude writing of what i remember (havent done this in a while) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait, can we calm down for just one minute! For less than one minute! Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit! You got stuck, in the stick, and you're up creek with paddle of crap! Look, I how you say it... I am here to help! (That's codename Bogdan, kill him!) No, kill me all you like! But, stop, listen listen lis- listen listen. Sure, I would like to... destroy America, control Russia, and destroy fabric of civilization as we know. But these are all piping dreams! I am here... to help solve... real problem. (And what's the real problem?) You! You are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Cliffy. (Your character points a gun at Bogdan) Oh! Cigratte, cigarette... heheheh. Now, listen, think about it. If you let insecure little ego-maniac play god, then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac! My scientists have studied Clifford... Clifford is... heheheh, asshole! (The AI is an asshole?) Exactly! And him and Quartz want us to kill each other! (I don't believe a word of it!) Avon: Well, thank you Bogdan, thank you Mr. Crest, thank you silent, psychotic peons, but this, this is where I say arrivederci. No, I mean, get ready. I mean... this is where... I'm in charge! Go fuck yourselves, losers! Yes, losers! Clifford: Yes, we are in charge. Me and my dad. We are in charge and this outdated, low-tech submarine will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Lester: I think you've gotta get outta there quickly! Bogdan: Scuba gear by hatch over there, I have secret escape pod, good luck! Freshly delivered from my brain.
Man I used to be fucking cracked at Bogdan. Me and my friend hunter used to run this heist from sun up to sundown every day. People couldn’t believe how quickly I would storm the sub, every time the pilot would say something about how fast I was and how their buddy was like a minute slower, THATS HOE MUCH I PLAYED IT MAN. I haven’t heard from my old gta friend in forever, we stopped playing around the same time and he wouldn’t even see my messages on PlayStation, I think he probably got a pc, but if he did I have no other way of contacting him, he was a cool dude, I’m in college now which leaves me wondering where that Florida loving kid is at now.
This mission has been around for several years, and I'm still farming on it. Even with the new Cayo-Perico. I already know this whole mission by heart. Every line. Every time I go through it, I even do everything in sync with every last time. I drive into the water exactly at the moment when Lester is talking about wings, I go into the command bridge when Bogdan says that we are idiots. If at my funeral there won't be this monologue/dialogue of Bogdan from this scene, don't even invite me
@@PvzfanPlushforce SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES, THE STROMBERG WENT DOWN WITH THE SUB, get to the shore, regroup with the others and let's meet at... at the ... at the hangar at LSIA.
Once in English class(I'm French) the teacher make us write a full discussion between 2 characters, at this time my level in English was baad af,so I just wrote the whole dialogue and get 20/20 Thanks to the glitches lol
it's very funny how Grand Theft fucking Auto of all franchisees got on the "Elon Musk is an insecure dumb guy" train before he was even on the radar of a lot of people into tech, transport etc. someone there was real plugged into this stuff
@@curiousmind_ not to talk down on them too much but Rockstar's commentary is usually on the level of South Park or Family Guy or something. It's looking at things in the news and then going "hey look at this reference to the thing that's in the news". Musk being how he is wasn't in mainstream news until long after this DLC came out. Even amongst the circles where you would hear about it, it was a minority opinion that many figures were happy to paper over for the sake of the Tech Jesus/Real Life Tony Stark narrative. This writing came from someone with real personal interest.
I recommend getting up to level 100 so you get max health and also get LMG. Auto-aim doesn't seem to exist on some segments so you might as well spray and pray.
Because of how many times I glitched this, I know the whole cutscene dialogue script of Bogdan by heart.
Same. I often find myself lip syncing every last word when I play this mission.
i Need that Script
@@tomatet1896 Crude writing of what i remember (havent done this in a while)
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait, can we calm down for just one minute! For less than one minute! Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit! You got stuck, in the stick, and you're up creek with paddle of crap! Look, I how you say it... I am here to help! (That's codename Bogdan, kill him!) No, kill me all you like! But, stop, listen listen lis- listen listen. Sure, I would like to... destroy America, control Russia, and destroy fabric of civilization as we know. But these are all piping dreams! I am here... to help solve... real problem. (And what's the real problem?) You! You are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Cliffy. (Your character points a gun at Bogdan) Oh! Cigratte, cigarette... heheheh. Now, listen, think about it. If you let insecure little ego-maniac play god, then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac! My scientists have studied Clifford... Clifford is... heheheh, asshole! (The AI is an asshole?) Exactly! And him and Quartz want us to kill each other! (I don't believe a word of it!) Avon: Well, thank you Bogdan, thank you Mr. Crest, thank you silent, psychotic peons, but this, this is where I say arrivederci. No, I mean, get ready. I mean... this is where... I'm in charge! Go fuck yourselves, losers! Yes, losers! Clifford: Yes, we are in charge. Me and my dad. We are in charge and this outdated, low-tech submarine will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Lester: I think you've gotta get outta there quickly! Bogdan: Scuba gear by hatch over there, I have secret escape pod, good luck!
Freshly delivered from my brain.
@@dariusb3559 thank you. you're rescueing my evening. :)
@@dariusb3559 I could hear this text, even the sirens in the background
I want the whole dialogue tattooed on my back when I die....
OH CIGARETTE CIGARETTE
JOJOJOJO... NOW LISTEN....THINK ABOUT IT.
Mr. Caudillo If you let
Lmao im always air support so I always hear gibberish
@@Sadooka little egomaniac play god, then the brain he builds will be made of little egomaniac
@@Sadooka my scientists have studied cliffford.. cliffford is.. asshole
"American agents, you are making a grave mistakes"
"Like crap in pants"
"We are ready to die. Every man and boy, we have job to do."
@Dogo "Bleeder Burgers and Deludamol?"
@Dogo "We fight for humanity"
"stupid stuupid"
i did this mission a minimum of 150 times, bogdan's speech and the soundtrack is burned into my memory
+1 buddy
Oh cigarette, cigarette
Man I used to be fucking cracked at Bogdan. Me and my friend hunter used to run this heist from sun up to sundown every day. People couldn’t believe how quickly I would storm the sub, every time the pilot would say something about how fast I was and how their buddy was like a minute slower, THATS HOE MUCH I PLAYED IT MAN. I haven’t heard from my old gta friend in forever, we stopped playing around the same time and he wouldn’t even see my messages on PlayStation, I think he probably got a pc, but if he did I have no other way of contacting him, he was a cool dude, I’m in college now which leaves me wondering where that Florida loving kid is at now.
This mission has been around for several years, and I'm still farming on it. Even with the new Cayo-Perico. I already know this whole mission by heart. Every line. Every time I go through it, I even do everything in sync with every last time. I drive into the water exactly at the moment when Lester is talking about wings, I go into the command bridge when Bogdan says that we are idiots. If at my funeral there won't be this monologue/dialogue of Bogdan from this scene, don't even invite me
Right its something you cant forget now
My older brother just showed me this last week lmao its been a huge leg up getting back into gta
So this is what my boy sees while doing the glitch for me
Swooshii lmao
Are you mum
I do both sides I see that all the time i chill on tiktok throughout it
@@aiden8196 you like your own comment cringe
@@capybara9521 who cares
ME AND MY DAD
I think you’ve got to get out of there quickly!!
Scuba gear by hatch over there, I have secret escape pod GOOD LUCK!!!
WAITTT AAA MINUTEEE
I will never forget those lines
SCUBA GEAR BY HATCH OVER THERE!!
I HAVE SECRET ESCAPE POD, GOODLUCK!!!!!!
The Stromberg went down with the sub!
@@Sadooka get to the shore and regroup with the others.
And let’s meet at the hanger in Lsia
Avon’s not gonna make this easy for us... Any of us.
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE
FOR LESS THAN ONE MINUTE
You look very much like you have wrong end of shit
@@jeffhardwell4974 you got stuck, in the stick, you up creek with paddle of crap! look, look, hey how you say it... I'M HERE TO HEELP, look-
listen listen listen listen lis lis listen listen..
emirhan gülez sure I would love to destroy America, rule Russia and destroy fabric of civilisation as we know it, but these are all piping dreams.
"I think you've gotta get outta there QUICKLY!!!!"
SCUBA GEAR BY HATCH OVER THERE
I HAVE SECRET ESCAPE POD, GOODLUCK!!!
@@PvzfanPlushforce SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES, THE STROMBERG WENT DOWN WITH THE SUB, get to the shore, regroup with the others and let's meet at... at the ... at the hangar at LSIA.
Shit has me weak 😂
@@Hellenic_Empire Avon is not gonna make this easy for us…..any of us
"Outdated Low Tech Submarine"
-Cliffford
0:44 Bogdan ASMR
Lol
Xd
Once in English class(I'm French) the teacher make us write a full discussion between 2 characters, at this time my level in English was baad af,so I just wrote the whole dialogue and get 20/20
Thanks to the glitches lol
Jure l'anecdote est vraie
@@OrangePumpkin123 100% vraie mon pote
Wow j'adore ✌
Hearing this while being the pilot had me like “wtf is going on down there”
World: *ending*
Bogdan: *having mental brakedown about cigarette*
So this was what I missed because I was in the avenger
I watched this cutscene at least 600 times, you don’t need to know why and I don’t need to remember why I thank you for this video, but thank you
You! You are real problem!
“LISHEN LISHEN LISHEN LISHEN ISHEN ISHEN ISH ISH ISH ISH .”
"That's code name bogdan kill him"
Lester Crest
They should have made more of bogdan
I HAVE SECRET ESCAPE POD, GOOD LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
I fucking love the comment section, My brain literally turns into an audio player when i read them 🤣
2:25
Best part by far
(After landing in Hangar) - Lester: "Ok, ok ok! Thank God, you got here! rrrroough 😡"
it's very funny how Grand Theft fucking Auto of all franchisees got on the "Elon Musk is an insecure dumb guy" train before he was even on the radar of a lot of people into tech, transport etc. someone there was real plugged into this stuff
Rockstar well they're really plugged into a lot of things if you pay attention in their games
@@curiousmind_ not to talk down on them too much but Rockstar's commentary is usually on the level of South Park or Family Guy or something. It's looking at things in the news and then going "hey look at this reference to the thing that's in the news". Musk being how he is wasn't in mainstream news until long after this DLC came out. Even amongst the circles where you would hear about it, it was a minority opinion that many figures were happy to paper over for the sake of the Tech Jesus/Real Life Tony Stark narrative. This writing came from someone with real personal interest.
listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
First time lester has been scared
man it would be awesome to have bogdan in pavel’s place 😕 I like pavel and all but bogdan is a legend
Nah how about both of them 😏
Both are legends
1:24 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
America: *retreats troops in Afghanistan*
Bogdan: "Americans"
"My scientists have studied... Clifford. Clifford khjhjgkgjgh is assole"
Squidward the robots have taken over the navy
Robert Gordon NOT THE NAVY!!
the amount of times i have heard him say cliffy is as s hole
Ive done this so much I memorised both scenes sub and air support
Is it just me or Avon hertz when he say fuck you losers he sound like Eric cartman in the game
Wait a minute!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!
Ok fine i got all day for a Million.
What's up Bogdan.
Its..its.. ITS CLIFFORD! HE’S TAKEN OVER!
When my teachers puts a zero wait a minute wait a minute
Ahh you dont even know how many times ive heard this
I love this cutscene
Better when i change outfits before the cutscene starts
Lester: I THINK YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE QUICKLY!!!!
"Next time I fly!"
I wish bogdan will be gta protagonist badass as trevor and niko
That's Codename bogdan, kill him!
Lester sounded like morty AHHH JEEEZZZ
Me every time talking to my teacher in history
You tell them that they're making a big mistake?
this is for the air team who always sit outside the sub
It's funny when you watch the cutscene wearing your own outfit instead of the stupid Scuba gear
Thats why i change as soon as i get on the Sub
The love/ hate relationship I have with a GTA V mission is insane.
Gosh dang I've watched this wayyy too many times doing the replay glitch.
Safe to say I have memorised both Diolouges
1:16😂😂😂
I love Lester on panic
theres a scene in the mission where ur character speaks
I'm totally like bogdan cut scene
ur doin dirty work 😂
0:30 YOU'VE GOT STUCK IN THE STICK YOU'RE UP CREEK WITH PADDLE OF CRAP
SAMMYWEBER Best part 😂
How do I say it? I am here to help!
MY FRIEND. HAS RECITED. THIS. SO MANY FUCKING TIMES, IT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE
Anyone else think Lester sounds like Goku when he says QUICKLY at the end of the cutscene?
Proof that Lester is a Super Saiyan.
Lester is real super sand
It's called Bogdan Problem
Nah bro it's Bogdan Issue
Bro this was prime gta I made millions
There no way of skipping this? I already now the dialog by memory from the 50+ times I done it
Arrivederci! No, I mean... get ready... I mean.... (what!? what do you mean??? xd)
Go fuck yourself losers, yes losers
looks like they repurposed the interior for the kosatka
lemon pepper
Arriverderci, what’s JoJo reference
just because it speaks italian does not mean it's a fucking jojo reference
“Scooba gear by snatch “”I have secret escape pod in my anus!!””Good Luck”😭😭😭
ThAtS CoDeNaMe BoGdAn KiLl HiM
NO KILL ME ALL YOU LIKE!!!
Bro I don't even know wuts the heist is about but if u really look at the scene, it looks pretty interesting ngl
Well, how do I make zisap?
How indeed?
Well, thank you, Bogdan.
Zisap***
thank you, mr crest.
emirhan gülez thank you silent, psychotic peons
this makes me brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
This is a golden cutscene.. 1:23
I never even seen the cutscene because I'm so shit as the submarine team
I recommend getting up to level 100 so you get max health and also get LMG. Auto-aim doesn't seem to exist on some segments so you might as well spray and pray.
@@trickydiagram5267 but i already have max health and lv 239 but just trash at it
@@sand7588 Damn, all I can say is just get an LMG MK2 and hope they don't get a headshot on you.
@@trickydiagram5267 I actually did it earlier with someone and I actually somehow completed it
Thx
This isn't Breaking Bad :(
I think you mean bogdan problem
AVAN QUARTZ
AND HIS MACHINE CLIFFY
Listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
00:20
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Can we calm down for just one minute? For less when one minute
Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit
You've got stuck in the stick
You up creek with paddle of crap!!!!!!
FASTEST SUBMARINE ROLE TUTORIAL FOR BOGDAN MISSION: ruclips.net/video/bBYF-L8ymJg/видео.html
-kill me all you like!!
Cigarette cigarette
Listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
Voice actors?
Anyone have the script written down
This is a big mistake like crap in pants.
Does anyone know if it is possible to skip this cutscene if I have already completed this heist and am doing it all again?
Who the fuck did filmed this
me
this has become brainrot to me 😭😭
I have done it 3 or 4 times
1:55
This is golden cutscene.. 1:23
1:16
Champaing Anyone?
2:05
1:23
0:45
SURE, I WOULD LIKE TO DESTROY AMERICA, CONTROL RUSIA....
Mr. Caudillo And destroy fabric civilisation as we know it