Peter Kay's Car Share: management speak cliches. (Hilarious, English lesson)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • John is Assistant Manager in a supermarket, where Kayleigh also works. Though he is her boss, they are also friends and share the car journey to and from work every day. The string of middle management power cliches John uses on the phone to HIS boss Dave (while Kayleigh acts them out) is pure comedy gold.
    It is also a sweet little study in sociolinguistics. (TLDR: She may take the mickey, but it is precisely because she can't hear, or say, "keep pushing the envelope" or "give 110%" with a straight face, that she is wearing the unisex shop uniform and he is in a suit and tie. )
    Note for E2L teachers: Though it is played for laughs, all the cliches John and Dave use are in common use. (Well worth googling the ones you don't know for meaning. Ask your students to guess the origin.)
    [Sadly, the best way for your students to get ahead at work is to 'mirror', ie, notice when the boss uses one of these and then use it back to him next time you see him. See: 'Brown-nosing'. ]
    Clipped from Peter Kay's Car Share s01e04. If you love the English language, seek it out! The whole series is hilarious and genius.
    Property of BBC. Published by me under 'fair use', for educational purposes. No ownership implied.
    Jolly quick questions for students:
    1. What is a jobsworth?
    2. "throw a sickie" - meaning?
    3. Why is a "management away-day" funny in this context?
    4. What is the hand gesture John gives Kayleigh when she is miming "belt and braces"? Verbal translation? (rude)
    5. List the cliches from 1.38 to 2.18. Spot concentrations: which areas of life are they taken from? Why do you think that is? Could you guess how they entered management-speak in the UK?
    6. 'Mixed metaphors' are ludicrous and associated with characters, like Shakespeare's clowns, who use language 'above their station' which they really don't understand. Spot any examples?
    7. [00.44] "Come on, we've all done it." Done what? (check understanding question).

Комментарии • 43

  • @johndcosta7347
    @johndcosta7347 4 года назад +14

    He missed thinking outside of the box.

    • @neilmeldrum5853
      @neilmeldrum5853 2 года назад

      And blue sky thinking lol management bollocks

  • @clarissamcpigeon7857
    @clarissamcpigeon7857 7 лет назад +51

    I work for a huge corporate company and this is so funny because it's so true. We can definitely relate to this stuff.

    • @deanageorge1692
      @deanageorge1692 7 лет назад +2

      Clarissa McPigeon it's hilarious and so true to life

  • @JeffJefferyUK
    @JeffJefferyUK 7 лет назад +21

    That was a world-class squeak she came out with at the end there! Wow!

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye 7 лет назад +17

    HILARIOUS ! Brilliant acting all round and Kayleigh is adorable in this.:)

  • @SpaceHagenees
    @SpaceHagenees 2 года назад +3

    If you tell one of these managers you' re not going to give more than 100% they think you're crazy.

  • @michaelflint4159
    @michaelflint4159 2 года назад +3

    He missed "blue sky thinking" 👽

  • @nathanblease2168
    @nathanblease2168 4 года назад +4

    Belt and braces 🤣 110% 🤣

  • @MrJevman
    @MrJevman 8 лет назад +21

    Kayleigh is adorable in this scene😋

    • @Brownalebelly
      @Brownalebelly 6 лет назад +10

      Kayleigh is adorable in EVERY scene ;-)

  • @zekbaker4727
    @zekbaker4727 2 года назад +7

    Total bollocks language in every business etc from overpaid arseholes that should spend 50% of their working time on the shop floor. Let them see how hard it is to give at least 80%, whilst taking the insults and abuse from the "always right customers". Great parody from Peter Kay, love it.

  • @J_Willo
    @J_Willo 2 года назад +2

    110% for a dead end job. Bollocks. 🤣

  • @user-xn2hf9re8r
    @user-xn2hf9re8r Год назад

    I love the Dave Thompson character

  • @adambattersby1764
    @adambattersby1764 7 лет назад +3

    I'm from Bolton and recognise many of the streets. Some are right near where I live.

  • @shanekelley7682
    @shanekelley7682 2 года назад +2

    Scotch Broth since the Olympics

  • @peterjones6321
    @peterjones6321 2 года назад +1

    He needs a glide path to success. Probably should have run his blue sky thoughts up a flag pole to see who saluted.

  • @sophieclouise
    @sophieclouise 8 лет назад +8

    Omg I recognise the streets I live in little Hulton

  • @mattbirch2323
    @mattbirch2323 Год назад

    Love here come back miss u

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye 7 лет назад +11

    Shame it didn't continue as Dave starts slagging off Kayleigh !

  • @nathanblease2168
    @nathanblease2168 4 года назад +11

    I wonder how many takes that took for not laughing when saying those line in that phone call 🤣 absolute class

  • @cervelo9465
    @cervelo9465 2 года назад

    Management / Corporate Speak ... it's all true.

  • @topcat4643
    @topcat4643 2 года назад +1

    She has the+most seriously 😒 high pitched squeaky voice

  • @bmg2507
    @bmg2507 Год назад

    This sounds like my partners zoom meetings every day as he 'works' from home. Hes payed 6k more than me and Im saving lives everyday. Still dont know what he works at

  • @stumac869
    @stumac869 Год назад

    I get PTSD just listening to that.

  • @AkyovNorthWest
    @AkyovNorthWest 8 лет назад +3

    football metaphore going on in the dialogue here?
    "management away day"
    "close of play(?) wednesday"
    "run with that"
    "enough boots on the ground to wrap our heads round it"
    "into a corner"
    "drop the ball in this late stage of the game"
    great thought out writing.

    • @UKSCIENCEORG
      @UKSCIENCEORG 7 лет назад

      Most of those relate to cricket, not football

    • @fivebats10
      @fivebats10 6 лет назад

      away day is a british rail thing from 70s, close of play - cricket, run with that - american football? boots on the ground - military, paint yourself into a corner - painting and decorating ! drop the ball - rugby or american football?

  • @juliestallard4296
    @juliestallard4296 7 лет назад +1

    so true!

  • @eddybetanya
    @eddybetanya 2 года назад

    We went to a "quality meeting" and non of the pens worked.

  • @stevemanleycbg.5232
    @stevemanleycbg.5232 4 года назад +1

    Why only half the sketch?

  • @julesburton4649
    @julesburton4649 7 лет назад +1

    😃😃😃😃😃

  • @deanageorge1692
    @deanageorge1692 7 лет назад +1

    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @morganshairlosshelp
    @morganshairlosshelp 7 лет назад +11

    Superb. Music is totally awesome should do a cd of all the ties from both series and donate profits to charity 😂😂😂

  • @guitarlover302
    @guitarlover302 Год назад +2

    Went on a strategy away day - leader couldn’t find the meeting room ! People following leader around grounds of hotel 😂

  • @gearupgifts
    @gearupgifts Год назад +1

    🤣I love this!!! Just the words 'team building exercise' brings me out in hives!!!

  • @amyclarke41
    @amyclarke41 8 лет назад +1

    Yeah