"I care about you, but the thought of immortality scares me about as much as the thought of mortality. I'll need some time to think about this..." *goes to the pizza shop owned by my former college philosophy professor* "I need to speak to the manager... Hey, doctor G. I have a very important thought experiment to run by you..."
Little boy: *Lets the yandere gf be a god because she heroically saved him and showed immense courage.* Yandere gf: *Proceeds to threaten to torture her bf in the worst way imaginable when she doesn't get her way.* In conclusion, the little boy god is a terrible judge of character. Must be a greek god.
Good idea: asking your omnipotent god-girlfriend for a little time to think about things in a human time frame. Bad idea: announcing to your omnipotent god-girlfriend that you aren't totally sure about your relationship while floating in space sustained only by her current will.
As soon as I heard, ''I am a god'' and ''you can be immortal'' I instantly thought, yep, deal no questions asked. I and her would become the god-emperor and god-empress of mankind leading all of humanity to a swift future in the stars.
We can be immortal beings together? Great! I can live out my wildest fantasy of living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, showing up to town only to help others and buy cupcakes! I’ll become an urban myth
Me, with a god complex: *feels her forehead* "I see you're starting to join me in the depravity of-" Her: *teleports us* Me: "OK, NOW I AM PISSED YOU BECAME A GODDESS BEFORE ME. But I still love you."
I mean as fun as it would be to have a yandere goddess that would do anything for you and becoming immortal, takes all the meaning and challenges out of life. Essentially making your life endlessly depressing (but who am I to be a drag on such a good concept)
I completely agree, immortality is more of a curse than a blessing. It’s why when it comes to godlike powers or gods in general, I tend to enjoy it more when they’re still mortal/can die.
@@poseidon4g Well what point would you have getting up in the morning? Anything you can do today you can do tomorrow, you have the time! Nobody can hurt you and nothing will happen to you. What's the point in trying then? You can go anywhere, see anything. But you don't have to. You can wait. There's nothing pushing you into doing these things. Not to mention anyone you ever loved would die and you'd be alone. People's lifespans would become nothing to you. Merely a distraction for a while before you have to go back to being alone. Immortality is a curse.
@@Avery_37 Sure you never have to do anything. But wouldn’t there be things you want to do? Places you want to go? Things you want to see? Sure “you can always go see it tomorrow” but at what point do you say, “You know what!?!? I’m gonna go do this and nobody can stop me!”. I. Just saying, eventually you’ll get tired of sitting around doing nothing and start doing something. And on the topic of losing loved ones. Have you ever lost a loved one? If you have I’m sorry for your loss. But I have lost loved ones. I was very sad for a while. But eventually the pain became dull. I was able to stop focusing on the fact that they aren’t here anymore. And instead focus on all the fun times we had. I don’t see immortality as a curse. But as a way to continue existing and doing things in this world.
@@poseidon4g Yes, but at some point you will have everything done. You would have mastered every skill, done every possible thing to do. You'd run out of things to do eventually. Also the thing about death of your loved ones is that no matter what you know that whoever you fall in love with will die. Yes you will forget about it, you have enough time to, but then you'd just have to repeat the cycle again. It would be tiring.
Bro please I really want an alternate ending to this like what if her love still refuses her offer even after her threat. I want to see how’d she react.
In all seriousness I wouldn’t wanna take the offer either, but either way you get a faith worse than death, and the other one sounds pretty painful so yeah let’s roll with the immortality.
Gods: You passed all the tests of heroism and you are worthy of becoming a god GF: *First thing she does is literally threaten you with a horrific death if you dont do what she wants* I legit think that this was a cruel joke from bored gods
The most fearful but tragic thing to tell a God. Is that they are a God. Losing sight of what they were for what they can be. Losing a humanity and humility in knowing that you are not human, nor do you have to be humble to anyone else. In my mind listing, I could feel myself wishing to save the humanity that she had not to long ago
I would totally interrupt this conversation to try to figure out how an all beach planet works. Beaches necessarily occur at the edge between water and land. It can't be all edge, right? Is this like those Islands in Dubai where it's just a really high ratio of edge to area?
Or it's a constant ever shifting giant ball of sand that creates and removes large pockets of water? Or is it a giant island within an island etc. Add infinum?
Becoming immortal? I apologize, but I think I'll pass on that. Having everything I want without having to work for it is somewhat boring, and the adversities of life are what makes it worth living.
You know what makes a man go from a mortal to immortal? Just give that man an immortal dog, really all it takes. Like my family will die, B U T if there is a dog there for me all the time, then im in
NGL I want to go the freezing in space route out of spite for Yan God simply for undermining my pettiness, kinda like a "oop- you thought threatening me was gonna work?!" And then push off from her while flipping her off laughing as I freeze in space
God i hate yanderes, "I'm so overly controlling when you say i am overly controlling I'll prove you right and threaten your life" makes sense. Why is yandere popular.
Look I am sorry I am not into immortality, let me explain myself. You know how when you have a deadline for a project? Well the deadline encourages me to work harder to make sure I don’t miss it. If there is no pressure there is almost no motivation. Sadly when becoming immortal you loose a lot of what makes life fun, the hard parts, the best parts of life you have to work for and it makes it even more sweet. Enjoy life while you can is the best thing I can say. Thanks for the great asmr.
We need a good part two please. Goddess: I am so sorry I was selfish. I will let you go. And I understand if you hate me. Boyfriend:I am angry with you but I fell in love with your kind heart. We will get through this together. Goddess: I love you so much please stay with me. (Criers) Boyfriend:I am stubborn my love not impossible. I love you too and I will never leave you. Kiss. And happy ending please I beg of you good ending!!!!!! Love your asmr by the way. Keep up the good work.
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Regular Yandere: I Sleep
Yandere God: REAL SHIT
Understandable have a great day.
i am the meme
"I care about you, but the thought of immortality scares me about as much as the thought of mortality. I'll need some time to think about this..."
*goes to the pizza shop owned by my former college philosophy professor*
"I need to speak to the manager... Hey, doctor G. I have a very important thought experiment to run by you..."
Tell me the thought experiment out of curiosity
Little boy: *Lets the yandere gf be a god because she heroically saved him and showed immense courage.*
Yandere gf: *Proceeds to threaten to torture her bf in the worst way imaginable when she doesn't get her way.*
In conclusion, the little boy god is a terrible judge of character. Must be a greek god.
He is *absolutely* a greek god. That little sh*t had terrible judgement of character.
Little fucker was probably hermes the little bastard.
Well i think she say somethimg about a pantheon soo
@@juanespin5527 Roman then?
@@trevorphillips8415 i don't know XD
Good idea: asking your omnipotent god-girlfriend for a little time to think about things in a human time frame.
Bad idea: announcing to your omnipotent god-girlfriend that you aren't totally sure about your relationship while floating in space sustained only by her current will.
Nice animaniacs reference
As soon as I heard, ''I am a god'' and ''you can be immortal'' I instantly thought, yep, deal no questions asked. I and her would become the god-emperor and god-empress of mankind leading all of humanity to a swift future in the stars.
40k?
i'd just ask for killer queen, i'd be content from there
No your half your sons will try to kill you
I really don’t know what all these protagonists have against yandere, I would join her in a heart beat
I would rather kill myself than have the curse of permanent life.
"After 90 seconds, you'll die." Don't threaten me with a good time.
*Yandere* - this is brilliant
*Yandere goddess* - but spoon likes this!
Whad did you do with Giorno Giovanna
@@stormshadow2470 he is always late
Haha it's funny because he's a spoon
you are every where. did you clone your self or something.
Spoon
it didnt even take her a week to get corrupted by the power 💀
Man this premise seems so hype
God I love your profile
Secret weapon against yanderes:
You're scaring me pls stop
Works on all but the sadistic type
Did you know that: Immortality is worse than torture, unless you have someone to experience it with you
"She is a god?"
"Always has been."
We can be immortal beings together?
Great! I can live out my wildest fantasy of living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, showing up to town only to help others and buy cupcakes!
I’ll become an urban myth
ok mr bush
This is definetely unique and deserves all my attention
Fr
My entire thought process through this was “nah, let me die”
I feel that this is a one shot BUT I really want it to be a series the story is so cool and the listener became immortal woowowowo
@Laith "Dead" Addo Ch. It's been 5 MONTHS
Me, with a god complex: *feels her forehead* "I see you're starting to join me in the depravity of-"
Her: *teleports us*
Me: "OK, NOW I AM PISSED YOU BECAME A GODDESS BEFORE ME. But I still love you."
Well, that was quite the surprise. But the surprise is most welcome.
- Great job as always, lots of love from me and Wario
I'm sorry, but I can't understand what you're saying.
@@citizen_grub4171 he means he wasn't expecting this kind of video but it was great
I mean as fun as it would be to have a yandere goddess that would do anything for you and becoming immortal, takes all the meaning and challenges out of life. Essentially making your life endlessly depressing (but who am I to be a drag on such a good concept)
I don’t think you would end up depressed, cause imagine what you can do with your imagination and a goddess on your side
I completely agree, immortality is more of a curse than a blessing. It’s why when it comes to godlike powers or gods in general, I tend to enjoy it more when they’re still mortal/can die.
@@poseidon4g
Well what point would you have getting up in the morning? Anything you can do today you can do tomorrow, you have the time! Nobody can hurt you and nothing will happen to you. What's the point in trying then? You can go anywhere, see anything. But you don't have to. You can wait. There's nothing pushing you into doing these things. Not to mention anyone you ever loved would die and you'd be alone. People's lifespans would become nothing to you. Merely a distraction for a while before you have to go back to being alone. Immortality is a curse.
@@Avery_37 Sure you never have to do anything. But wouldn’t there be things you want to do? Places you want to go? Things you want to see? Sure “you can always go see it tomorrow” but at what point do you say, “You know what!?!? I’m gonna go do this and nobody can stop me!”. I. Just saying, eventually you’ll get tired of sitting around doing nothing and start doing something. And on the topic of losing loved ones. Have you ever lost a loved one? If you have I’m sorry for your loss. But I have lost loved ones. I was very sad for a while. But eventually the pain became dull. I was able to stop focusing on the fact that they aren’t here anymore. And instead focus on all the fun times we had. I don’t see immortality as a curse. But as a way to continue existing and doing things in this world.
@@poseidon4g
Yes, but at some point you will have everything done. You would have mastered every skill, done every possible thing to do. You'd run out of things to do eventually. Also the thing about death of your loved ones is that no matter what you know that whoever you fall in love with will die. Yes you will forget about it, you have enough time to, but then you'd just have to repeat the cycle again. It would be tiring.
I'd rather die remembering the girlfriend I had, rather than live forever with the ex I have now.
If she truly was omnipotent then she would have just changed my feelings and boom done
i think she was being nice and maintaining free will
Listener character is fucking tripping by not being hyped as hell for this
If you think about her personality and the listener says she also controlling I could be an eternal hell quite literally
@@aidanmcneely9704 that I have to agree with
Wow this is one of my favorite audios from you yet Fake! Hope it becomes a series or something
Bro please I really want an alternate ending to this like what if her love still refuses her offer even after her threat. I want to see how’d she react.
In all seriousness I wouldn’t wanna take the offer either, but either way you get a faith worse than death, and the other one sounds pretty painful so yeah let’s roll with the immortality.
You're a god? and you wanna make me immortal? sign me up!
If I was me I would have made the listener immortal with out telling them
Hey Anon, remember that one time I became god? That was pretty epic wasn’t it?
Ehehehehehehe
My loyalty will always be to the republic through and through. But FOR THE GODDESS
Her: I can make you immortal
Me:give me the power of creative mode
Oh yes, a minecraft fellow
@@ajsgodlike310 you automatically my best friend now
Cool we ride at dawn
@@ajsgodlike310 ye🐸
The listener, I swear to god. Just be willing your wife is a goddess.
Fork has now gained immortality! He is gaining power. Soon no one will be able to stop him!
@Hunterkage Joestar his reign of terror on this wretched earth. People have been using fork for too long and it’s time that fork uses them.
Oh god... there is only one that can stop this... I CALL FORTH THE ALMIGHTY GOD SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON. LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBLE.
And the boyfriend remembers all the good times they had. But that in there. It confesses him that he will always love her and he wants to be with her.
gf yandere goddess? i see this as an absolute win
Gods: You passed all the tests of heroism and you are worthy of becoming a god
GF: *First thing she does is literally threaten you with a horrific death if you dont do what she wants*
I legit think that this was a cruel joke from bored gods
So my girlfriend has become Freyja, goddess of love, firtillity, gold and WAR.
Well I can pray to you directly now.
Is the Freya from norse pantheon
@@rameshbabusumathi yes she is
The most fearful but tragic thing to tell a God. Is that they are a God. Losing sight of what they were for what they can be. Losing a humanity and humility in knowing that you are not human, nor do you have to be humble to anyone else.
In my mind listing, I could feel myself wishing to save the humanity that she had not to long ago
Honestly would have said yes when she showed me the Cosmos, I have always dreamed of seeing the Universe
Idk who came up with this plot and idea cuz whoever did deserves a headpat
Passes a test of goodness, threatens to leave you stranded in space for years
I would totally interrupt this conversation to try to figure out how an all beach planet works. Beaches necessarily occur at the edge between water and land. It can't be all edge, right? Is this like those Islands in Dubai where it's just a really high ratio of edge to area?
Or it's a constant ever shifting giant ball of sand that creates and removes large pockets of water? Or is it a giant island within an island etc. Add infinum?
*puts on shades*
Me: there can only be one god.
*eyes glow red through sunglasses*
Her: SHIT!
So you're telling me that yanderes are responsible of the universe expanding?
Man, im hyped for a Part 2.
*_gah damn, she became a protag_*
Her: they said I can choose one living creature to make immortal and obviously I’m choosing you!
Me: not like a brother or your mom or...
3:40 that's exactly why I don't want be a god
I had played all gow games and know what is like to be a god
Yandere god?
We're hitting levels that shouldn't be possible
This is perfect and id like to see more, especially if she "gives" him time to "Learn" the only answer is yes goddess.
Fun fact tf2 is immortal so I don’t need your immortality >:)
Roblox: am i joke to you?
Becoming immortal? I apologize, but I think I'll pass on that. Having everything I want without having to work for it is somewhat boring, and the adversities of life are what makes it worth living.
You just spoke volumes fam.
Nope as soon as she went into the evils said I’m like nope id rather die
Me: You’re a goddess and I get to date you? We’ll sign me up, we have a Universe to explore!
Awesome a yandere goddess I couldn't ask for more
You know what makes a man go from a mortal to immortal? Just give that man an immortal dog, really all it takes. Like my family will die, B U T if there is a dog there for me all the time, then im in
this certainly reminds me of a certain anime involving magical cellphones
Gaddum I want a part 2 😭
Cucumber Approved
Fake: *Leaves me in the vacuum of space.*
Me: Eventually, Animeking1357 stopped thinking.
As soon as we are back at earth I'm jumping off a cliff... FREEDOM!!!!!!!
Woaaaahh! A yandere goddess?!
Best goddess ever knife shall worship her for life!
Of course a knife worships a yandere
"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them"
@@AubergineWomans wym?
@0McSlav0 he was turned to metal
Oh my duller compatriot, We have a god that loves us, with this omnipotence, infinite power, with no restrictions WE CAN ENSLAVE ALL OF HUMANITY
you know it's bad when it becomes GOD
Can you imagine a god that isn't yandere?
Yeah, me neither.
turning down being immortal that doesn't sound like me
all of this is went straight to her head
Viewer: Think Fake! Think! what will I have in 500 years?
Fake: You will have me!
Holy shite that was terrifying I was crying cause I hate the idea of living forever let alone living
I’ll go along but I want a vacation in the late Cretaceous so I can pet dinosaurs.
*Implying all yanderes are not godesses*
*Chainmail fact: aw shit*
*Best of Scott The Woz 2017*
NGL I want to go the freezing in space route out of spite for Yan God simply for undermining my pettiness, kinda like a "oop- you thought threatening me was gonna work?!" And then push off from her while flipping her off laughing as I freeze in space
Never even realised there were proper subtitles for these videos
God!Fake: I'm your future wife, and-
Me: _YoU aRe TeArInG mE aPaRt, FaKe!_
thats one hell of a title
I feel like she could have persuaded me abit better, all she had to do to prove her godliness was put a hamburger and a beer in my hands
I killed Tiamat with booming blade and a spoon of sharpness, I think I can handle a yandere god
Her: #pulls #a #kratos #move *Im A GoD BoY*
She drives a hard bargain!
This one is my favorite
God i hate yanderes, "I'm so overly controlling when you say i am overly controlling I'll prove you right and threaten your life" makes sense. Why is yandere popular.
I support fake but hate yandere soo much
Part 2 please 🙏💚
Alright then Ms Goddess, if it's so cold then why is my tongue boiling?
7:31 Discription of Immortality (at least one version)
TIME FROZE!? Impossible, only i can do that
I was listening to the monster under the bed audio and I think you should try doing a raven (teen titans) roleplay
way ahead of you ruclips.net/video/z5CvNWPT0Uk/видео.html
So... I WALK A LONELY ROAD THE ONLY ROAD THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN
Great audio !
"I'm not unreasonable" sorry did you just forget you threatened us just for us to say yes?
Oh right let's not forget IT WAS 2 SECONDS AGO?!
I believe in Yandere god supremacy...
Why does a god want a vegetable? I'm just a potato.
You deserve more likes for this!!😂😂
Look I am sorry I am not into immortality, let me explain myself. You know how when you have a deadline for a project? Well the deadline encourages me to work harder to make sure I don’t miss it. If there is no pressure there is almost no motivation. Sadly when becoming immortal you loose a lot of what makes life fun, the hard parts, the best parts of life you have to work for and it makes it even more sweet. Enjoy life while you can is the best thing I can say. Thanks for the great asmr.
I like the immortality as in you don't age. But you can die of unnatural causes. Examples including, silver bullets, wooden stakes.
@@khaoscrusader2457 How do you die from a wooden stake and not from a regular gun? I always wondered how vampires immortality worked
@@KatZEdition Religion
sure do hate it when that happens.
You know as she does,
Just another Monday ya know
crab🦀.
We need a good part two please. Goddess: I am so sorry I was selfish. I will let you go. And I understand if you hate me. Boyfriend:I am angry with you but I fell in love with your kind heart. We will get through this together. Goddess: I love you so much please stay with me. (Criers) Boyfriend:I am stubborn my love not impossible. I love you too and I will never leave you. Kiss. And happy ending please I beg of you good ending!!!!!! Love your asmr by the way. Keep up the good work.
Ahh so today the role of Fake Asmr will be played by Yuno Gasai
This reminds me of Mark in rdc
Pretty chill.
I knew those brownies had something in them.