7 UGLY Shirts Guys Should NEVER Wear!

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  • Опубликовано: 7 авг 2024
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    Wife beater tank tops. These are designed to be undershirts and can be used to hide nipples by wearing them underneath a shirt or even a t-shirt. But wearing it as a standalone tank top is not sexy because it looks casual, and you look like a Guido. Instead, wear a white tank top that is not an undershirt. The fabric is more jersey-inspired and will not be so tight to make you look like a sausage. You can wear this tank top or as a base layer underneath a button-up. A more stylized version of a tank top that has ribbing around the collar and the arms should also not be super tight. Cut-off t-shirts with open holes on the sides also look terrible on any guy. Booby fat and midsection softness can be seen. Removing the sleeves from the shirt will cause men to look more narrow than a shirt with tighter armholes.
    Non-custom white dress shirts. It's never been easier or more affordable to order custom shirts online. Take your measurements, and boom, you get a fantastic shirt that fits you. Do not buy off-the-rack white dress shirts because of the muffin top, which the military tuck doesn't work because the shirt pops out as soon as you move. A custom white button-up dress shirt can minimize perceived negatives and not be big and baggy. You can also take the shirt to the next level by having it tailored. They can dart small sections of fabric to tailor it to make it look even more impressive.
    Dorky little boy polos. No self-respecting, stylish dude should rock a striped shirt, whether or not it's a sweater, Henley, or Polo. Striped polos are particularly terrible because they make you look like a dorky little boy. Upgrade your polo and look more stylish. Collars & Co makes sexy badass polos that fit amazing and will not make you look like a sausage.
    Button-down collars with suits. A button-down collar is more casual and looks fine underneath a sweater. As soon as you slip on a jacket, the collar must be unbuttoned because it's inconsistent. A button-down color is casual and looks terrible when mixed with a suit. If you're not wearing a jacket, you can get away with wearing a button-down collar.
    Sports jerseys. You should only wear one of these if you're going to a sporting event, if you're a gamer, or if you're possibly going to a bar to watch a game. They look stupid otherwise.
    Skin-tight athletic shirts. Guys wearing skin-tight Under Armor type shirts can look chubby and fat -- and make them look like they're trying too hard. Wear something that's not skin-tight, reflective, or shiny. Wearing spandex shirts when you manscape can cause the stubble to show underneath, and the stubble can stick to the shirt like Velcro. Instead, wear a cotton shirt that's a bit looser.
    Ugly pit-stained shirts. Yellow discoloration on any shirt is nasty. Typically, it's caused by the aluminum in an antiperspirant deodorant. Make sure you excommunicate these stained items from your wardrobe. Also, make sure you know how to do your laundry. Understand that you must separate your whites from your darks and not just throw everything together, or else your whites will be gray.
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  • @alpham
    @alpham  11 месяцев назад +16

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  • @thomasc6127
    @thomasc6127 11 месяцев назад +216

    I think alpha secretly likes wearing this stuff and saves them in his closet for these videos

    • @bballah9969
      @bballah9969 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @gabarron32
      @gabarron32 11 месяцев назад +1

      Me too

    • @julian2wavy875
      @julian2wavy875 11 месяцев назад +4

      Frr he does secretly

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 11 месяцев назад +7

      Remember the episode of South Park where Satan had the Halloween party? "Nobody better come dressed as The Crow. I'm serious. Every Halloween party there's a bunch of guys come dressed like The Crow because they wanna look hot and hook up. It's lame."
      And later we see Satan getting his costume ready. His plan? Dress up as The Crow 😂

    • @TravisAndrews-lb1kk
      @TravisAndrews-lb1kk 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes he does lmao 🤣

  • @agorufaustine1565
    @agorufaustine1565 11 месяцев назад +24

    I'm bout to walk shirtless 😫😭

    • @fingerflip456
      @fingerflip456 11 месяцев назад +2

      Right lmao. He shot me down right out of the gate

    • @AlecFortescue
      @AlecFortescue 11 месяцев назад +2

      Don't bother without abs.

    • @jcd528
      @jcd528 11 месяцев назад

      F#!!! My whole closet😂

  • @rfcpropertyinvestmentsllc6771
    @rfcpropertyinvestmentsllc6771 11 месяцев назад +27

    Your energy is infectious. Great video. Thank you for the great advice

  • @Levimoi345
    @Levimoi345 11 месяцев назад +1

    You are always pumped with joy and happiness

  • @rubenruiz589
    @rubenruiz589 11 месяцев назад +4

    Alpha!! Keep up the good work!

  • @justintullock9371
    @justintullock9371 11 месяцев назад +6

    Hey Alpha! Just saying, James Bond (Daniel Craig especially) sometimes wears button down collar shirts with suits. Mostly they lean toward a more casual feel. Not quite so formal. I am 100% with you on the sports jerseys and skin tight sports shirt outside of the gym scene. Love my Bueno hair products, btw! Cheers, brother.

  • @YogeshMalikk
    @YogeshMalikk 11 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks man following you since 2 years now ✨❤️

    • @Dodifayed21
      @Dodifayed21 11 месяцев назад +1

      @yogeshMalikk I actually thought u were going to say that u have been following since you were 2 years old😂😂

  • @josecaceres8337
    @josecaceres8337 11 месяцев назад +1

    Leaving the like only because you mentioned Ultimate Frisbee ❤
    And I'll still wear my uniforms proudly almost every day.

  • @Terminator3625
    @Terminator3625 11 месяцев назад

    Hope you’re doing better. Sorry for your loss.

  • @Mazwun
    @Mazwun 11 месяцев назад +1

    “You know what else your mom does? HAHAAAH 😛” LMAOOO

  • @thenomadjeeper3859
    @thenomadjeeper3859 11 месяцев назад

    Great video alpha...little curious about your earings...looks smart...where can I get a similar pair...?

  • @MonkyDollqueen
    @MonkyDollqueen 11 месяцев назад +1

    laugh when you can, smile everyday, keep moving forward and don't look back because life goes by fast & it only happens once

  • @erickvidal9950
    @erickvidal9950 11 месяцев назад +7

    I tailored my dress shirt then I gained a few pounds. Now if I button up my shirt I get the chest buttons holding on for dear life. 😢😂

  • @mpoole
    @mpoole 11 месяцев назад +1

    Needed a few laughs on a Monday morning! 😂

  • @lazarusdesanguine7502
    @lazarusdesanguine7502 11 месяцев назад +5

    I never have to worry about my shirts getting too dark, I only wear black lol

  • @daniel69
    @daniel69 11 месяцев назад

    Thank you once more

  • @gregburns9534
    @gregburns9534 11 месяцев назад +4

    You had me at 'Big, Hairy, Un-Manscaped, Monster Nuts.' Hahaha. Love ya Alpha.

  • @drewwerts7711
    @drewwerts7711 11 месяцев назад

    Aaron. Where did you get that suit pants… freggin love the pin stripe. Thanks brother. Drew.

  • @timothygarcia8619
    @timothygarcia8619 11 месяцев назад +2

    Aaron you’re HILARIOUS 😆 😂😂

  • @turbospeed08
    @turbospeed08 11 месяцев назад

    Hi alpha, can you tell me what you eat on a day, how many carlories, protein, carbs, etc, and what kind of workouts you do?

  • @vicepresidentmikepence889
    @vicepresidentmikepence889 11 месяцев назад +16

    I'm surprised graphic T's weren't on the list. Graphic T's look hideous

    • @scottweber722
      @scottweber722 11 месяцев назад

      I’m not a fan of them either really… I have very few, like from a brewery or something. And I see mostly guys in their 30s and 40s wearing them and I just want to ask, “why did you pick this one specifically? is there any intentionality behind what you wear or is it a rotation or whatever is on the top of the pile?” 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @johnramirezvideos
    @johnramirezvideos 11 месяцев назад

    You made me laugh… “three buttons - ya’ gotta do it - anyway” // 😂

  • @TxmmyBeats
    @TxmmyBeats 11 месяцев назад +11

    2:21 I actually laughed out loud 😂

  • @daviddeng6777
    @daviddeng6777 11 месяцев назад

    Great with energetic !

  • @jethrofortunado233
    @jethrofortunado233 11 месяцев назад +1

    thank you :))

  • @alimir1937
    @alimir1937 11 месяцев назад

    Your words haha! Nice

  • @mmtz816
    @mmtz816 11 месяцев назад +4

    While I prefer solid color polos, some striped polos look great too. Depending on the occasion

    • @gameon2000
      @gameon2000 11 месяцев назад

      striped polos is a nono, unless you're a retired 70 y.o. mafia hitman, drinking cheap booze, smoking cigars playing bridge in Florida.

  • @karlosgga1434
    @karlosgga1434 11 месяцев назад

    My favorite RUclipsr

  • @cb9198
    @cb9198 11 месяцев назад

    Is there a link for the tank tops you recommend? I’ve been looking all over for tank tops

  • @KobatheASMRbiker
    @KobatheASMRbiker 11 месяцев назад

    Looking good, Daddy Alpha.

  • @robmccaig9269
    @robmccaig9269 11 месяцев назад +1

    shirts look good on you cuz you in great shape ........id say 80 % of us need to improve our waste line to look good in any shirts

  • @CobraTate88898B
    @CobraTate88898B 11 месяцев назад +1

    Maka a video on footwear comfortable mens

  • @HogChampCR
    @HogChampCR 11 месяцев назад +2

    I was waiting for band tshirts or graphic shirts… i’m guilty of wearing those

  • @limjahey9244
    @limjahey9244 11 месяцев назад +2

    2:10 - 2:30 Alpha you are hilarious, that was amazing

  • @t-ray7140
    @t-ray7140 11 месяцев назад +2

    I bought several collars and co after watching alpha M
    I’ve had so many great comments I really love these shirts. 😍😁way to go Apha M

  • @matthewcormier8744
    @matthewcormier8744 11 месяцев назад

    Collars and Co is amazing

  • @juanarocha8629
    @juanarocha8629 11 месяцев назад +1

    7:44 my one argument against thiese shirts is that whenever i got to the gym and workput., i feel like i sweat so much more wearing this than anything else, and it smells so bad afterwards im like why do i wear it in the first place

  • @netmoe
    @netmoe 11 месяцев назад

    8:51 was epic !🤣

  • @bier1921
    @bier1921 11 месяцев назад

    Yessss 3 button team.

  • @jrloPanigale
    @jrloPanigale 11 месяцев назад

    Hey Alpha what size is the black Collars and Co polo that you’re wearing? I’m a similar athletic build as you, 5’7”. I have a 40” chest. I’m thinking size small would fit me best???

    • @JaccoValkenburg
      @JaccoValkenburg 11 месяцев назад +1

      Don't buy it! Do some research first before promoting a brand. A quick search will learn that their products are low quality and high priced too. I ordered 4 items of which 1 wrong size and 2 wrong products were delivered. Oh, they are 100% polyester and use cardboard in their shirts.

  • @ravindrasingh897
    @ravindrasingh897 11 месяцев назад

    Can you make a video , how to update your mobile for So that the virus goes out and the mobile never hangs

  • @ripdajacker23
    @ripdajacker23 11 месяцев назад +1

    Dawg, $75 for a polo!? Pass like a mutha😂

  • @jimrowe4177
    @jimrowe4177 11 месяцев назад

    That 1st one is commonly referred to as an Italian Smoking Jacket

  • @ernestobarrientos2331
    @ernestobarrientos2331 11 месяцев назад +1

    Crazy Jose Zuniga has been wearing tank top. He saying there in and alpham is saying not too. Decide guys hahah

  • @kauabarros9638
    @kauabarros9638 10 месяцев назад

    Where can I order custom on line ?

  • @Keysala79
    @Keysala79 11 месяцев назад

    California love remix baby

  • @my2cents115
    @my2cents115 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jerseys. Especially basketball jerseys with no under shirt. Women hate these.

  • @artflix500
    @artflix500 11 месяцев назад

    Hey alpha can you please make a video of how to ignore someone. And if anyone has some advice please give me

  • @zacbrad6436
    @zacbrad6436 11 месяцев назад

    U want everything plain tee polo sweater hoodies, yes theyre stylish and minimalist i really love it but if all your clothes plain its boring it should be a few of them have logos or stripes

  • @justin_g6187
    @justin_g6187 11 месяцев назад

    Hey there Alpha, its my nephews elementary school enrollment soon, so far im planning to wear black dress shoes, dark grey chinos and a pink tie on a white buttonup. Whats your opinion?

    • @MrJegmbv
      @MrJegmbv 11 месяцев назад

      If you feel confident in it. I think it’s great 👍

    • @justin_g6187
      @justin_g6187 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@MrJegmbv thanks :) the pants and tie are still in the mail so im anxious to see the final results

  • @victornewman508
    @victornewman508 11 месяцев назад

    Its ridiculous when companies say " moisture working shirt " , and the shirt is like 80% polyester.. it just makes you sweat like crazy..what you want is 100% cotton, or a mix of cotton/linen, or 100 % linen for the summer...

  • @advaitninawe6569
    @advaitninawe6569 11 месяцев назад

    Could someone explain to me the suit point, I didn't totally get it

  • @garryclark1085
    @garryclark1085 11 месяцев назад +1

    OH PLEASE! A lot of us do not have near the income to afford tailor-made anything. How about some advice to guys who can't afford more than a shirt from Wal-Mart of JCPenney. Get real with us for a change.

  • @teamuop99
    @teamuop99 11 месяцев назад

    I thought the sponsor would be Cuts since they’re having their big anniversary sale.

  • @LeroyCReed
    @LeroyCReed 11 месяцев назад

    Tank tops are pretty iffy in certain situation, like going out to dinner.

  • @JoshuaS62703
    @JoshuaS62703 11 месяцев назад

    Eyy 3 mins gang

  • @SaifZiya
    @SaifZiya 11 месяцев назад

    Here's the deal... 🤝 😊

  • @kleinburger137
    @kleinburger137 11 месяцев назад

    So like I’m poor are there affordable options

  • @ThePslapid
    @ThePslapid 11 месяцев назад

    Got it

  • @DonGivani
    @DonGivani 11 месяцев назад +1

    Tupac would diss you for that Tank Top opinion.
    Thank you for pointing out the aluminum issue.👍🏻

    • @ThePslapid
      @ThePslapid 11 месяцев назад

      So would 50 cent

  • @maxxmanstyle
    @maxxmanstyle 11 месяцев назад

    White one is better 🔥🔥

  • @dankelly
    @dankelly 11 месяцев назад

    "three buttons"? 😂 that's a lot of clevege!

  • @PoliticKing7
    @PoliticKing7 11 месяцев назад

    I only wear fitted button up shirts

  • @XxSypherxX91
    @XxSypherxX91 11 месяцев назад

    I like the Cuts Polos way more.

  • @victor_universe
    @victor_universe 10 месяцев назад

    I don't know what did i do the guy just kept yelling at me for straight 9 min😢

  • @generic53
    @generic53 11 месяцев назад +2

    I think an arm cut out "wife beater" IS a good look. On a WOMAN.

  • @DiscretionwithReason
    @DiscretionwithReason 11 месяцев назад

    Kuhl makes great polos

  • @goatmonkey2112
    @goatmonkey2112 11 месяцев назад

    There's the brother from Just One of the Guys. What's he doing here?

  • @AllThingsFilmWithYamYam
    @AllThingsFilmWithYamYam 8 месяцев назад

    Wear what you want, wear what makes YOU comfortable, doesn't matter what anyone thinks.

  • @user-dw1ls3rp1l
    @user-dw1ls3rp1l 10 месяцев назад

    You may leave the house in a tank top, but only to mow the lawn. Jerseys are also acceptable at a friend's house to watch the game, or a fantasy draft. That's about it. They make you look low-class otherwise. The other thing that bugs me: STOP tucking in your flannels. Anything with a plaid/flannel print does NOT get tucked in. You'll automatically look like you're 80.

  • @martinlayne5612
    @martinlayne5612 11 месяцев назад

    @ 0.57 the white one is also called a "wife beater".

  • @anthonyg7181
    @anthonyg7181 11 месяцев назад

    Some brands make great striped shirts tho. I love stripe tees

  • @mindsetmotivation9124
    @mindsetmotivation9124 11 месяцев назад +1

    A guido speaking guido lol.

  • @Mike0000_
    @Mike0000_ 11 месяцев назад

    Nothing wrong with wearing Polos 😂 idk about stripes though

  • @williamwiley4437
    @williamwiley4437 11 месяцев назад

    I’m sorry but I look amazing in tank or wife bearers as they are called sorry wear them every day under my work shirt until it gets to hot then it’s just the tank baby lol

  • @Anabil256
    @Anabil256 11 месяцев назад

  • @Joey21071
    @Joey21071 11 месяцев назад +1

    I've known a number of good old country boys who have rocked the button up with the sleeves cut off. It worked for them. Of course you look like a dork in that striped shirt. You're wearing glasses that are too big for you and you have the shirt buttoned all the way up. Probably look like a dork in any shirt if you did that.

  • @marshalljankins4526
    @marshalljankins4526 11 месяцев назад

    Sustained council..

  • @coloradodirtbike5930
    @coloradodirtbike5930 11 месяцев назад

    That red one looks like you just came out a fairy gay bar... I'll stick to the classic beaters

  • @abhisheksiddharth096
    @abhisheksiddharth096 11 месяцев назад

    Vin Diesel got offended by this video, he gonna call his family.

    • @ThePslapid
      @ThePslapid 11 месяцев назад

      Vin who

    • @abhisheksiddharth096
      @abhisheksiddharth096 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ThePslapid bald guy from fast and furious who wears tank top always, you live under a rock or something?

  • @heavensknightyt5528
    @heavensknightyt5528 11 месяцев назад

    everything looks good on someone thats in great shape

  • @terryobiroh4861
    @terryobiroh4861 11 месяцев назад +3

    Hey alpha, good afternoon sir I’m jemine from Nigeria
    Recently I spoke to a girl and she said there’s a difference between being attractive and being sexually attractive
    Sir what’s the difference and I’ll love to see a video on that topic?
    Thank you for all you do

    • @WhiteRangerTP
      @WhiteRangerTP 11 месяцев назад

      Attractive is objective. Sexually attractive to a girl is subjective. For example, a girl can have a hidden fetish for long noses. If someone has that, he is sexually attractive to her, but he can objectively be unattractive by objective standards.

    • @andreaspeters3773
      @andreaspeters3773 11 месяцев назад

      That's not so hard.....
      Did you find every beautiful girl sexy?
      I don't, but i can't put a finger on it. I think mostly it's charisma or the sparks. It happens that i find some very beautiful woman boring to death and half the perfection sometimes hot as fire🔥👌

    • @Mr_H3nry
      @Mr_H3nry 11 месяцев назад +1

      Hi, I'm not Alpha and I can say women sometimes don't even know what they mean. However, I sort of understand what she means, some guys have a different energy, like very manly and sometimes they may not even be that attractive. While others may be attractive in the way that you would want to show him off but that's it. Probably a sexually attractive man would be someone like...Jason Momoa and a just attractive man probably would be someone like Timothee Chalamet or whatever. And Henry Cavill can piss off cause he has both.

  • @JJaani
    @JJaani 11 месяцев назад +2

    That polo design from collar and co is horrible... fabric is not high quality either.

    • @agent_mc
      @agent_mc 11 месяцев назад

      He doesn't care he just making $$$

  • @vojtapergl858
    @vojtapergl858 9 месяцев назад

    Haha i have an ami striped sweater and got so much compliments on it from girls. Also it is one of my favourite pieces and is so comfy. Men can wear stripes no problem but yea the polo you showed is fcking ugly

  • @rickperoni250
    @rickperoni250 8 месяцев назад

    One you become older than 25, you should never wear a tank top

  • @scottloy89
    @scottloy89 11 месяцев назад

    Yet the blue striped polo is rocking his Pete & Pedro logo. You don't put that on stuff you don't wear!!!

  • @SaifZiya
    @SaifZiya 11 месяцев назад

    Go custom or go home. 😂

  • @75egcg
    @75egcg 11 месяцев назад

    I’m beginning to think alpha M likes stylish clothes

  • @wilson6363
    @wilson6363 11 месяцев назад

    Alpha, you’re a gift to mankind

  • @StrafeWasTaken
    @StrafeWasTaken 11 месяцев назад

    08:45 is 10\10

  • @julian2wavy875
    @julian2wavy875 11 месяцев назад

    8:50 me 😨

  • @YatesNYC
    @YatesNYC 11 месяцев назад +2

    It really annoys me that whenever you portray a dork, a nerd or Brad from accounting, you wear a pair of glasses. The message you're sending is that one can't be attractive or stylish if one wears glasses. That is complete bullsh*t.

  • @abidnessman
    @abidnessman 11 месяцев назад

    They are out of some stock...

  • @theerectus2004
    @theerectus2004 10 месяцев назад

    Wait! Dudes wear tank top without another shirt over them?! I thought that was a gym or working thing only.

  • @ltnvideo
    @ltnvideo 11 месяцев назад

    Length are so long on those polos. you would have to wear them tucked all the time. Pass. Plus the material looks awful

  • @victorespinoza2005
    @victorespinoza2005 11 месяцев назад

    So no button up shirt with buttons for the collar but a polo is ok? Yea makes sense.

    • @NevrSilent
      @NevrSilent 11 месяцев назад

      This video is a bit rife with inconsistency. Like the sponsored black polo...which veritably screams "douchebag" even louder than a white tank top. The button down collar oxford shirt was an ivy league staple that was so regularly matched with blazers and sport coats, they eventually crossed over onto suits (especially Sunday afternoons, where church going types often bled casual over into formal). You still see New England politicians (or nearly every other politician) do it all the time -- take that however you will. But it was once a VERY old money move. Unlike that Collars and Co. shirt. It's fine if you wanna dodge a lot of the preppy look, especially if it feels too stodgy blue blood. But nouveaux gauche aspirational hustle-boy isn't exactly a look to pursue either.

  • @ssing7113
    @ssing7113 11 месяцев назад +1

    None of this matters for alphas. They can wear anything they want and still be attractive
    This is for normies

  • @Mr_H3nry
    @Mr_H3nry 11 месяцев назад

    I don't agree with you on the athletic shirts, Alpha. The reason is because they are comfortable and they don't keep a lot of sweat if you're working out really hard and some don't chafe if you're overweight like me and running or jumping too much. And also, cotton shirts don't last that much. Sometimes your taste can be a little sketchy. Your sneaker taste is a little bad. I hate ugly dad sneakers but the ones you wear sometimes aren't that great either. Love the content either way.

    • @ThePslapid
      @ThePslapid 11 месяцев назад

      Athletic shirts look ridiculous if not be used for workout

    • @Mr_H3nry
      @Mr_H3nry 11 месяцев назад

      @@ThePslapid the thing is he is criticizing athletic shirts while going to the gym. I agree that they look lazy if you wear them everyday but If I don't use them while on the gym, then where?

  • @yesitismeben7477
    @yesitismeben7477 11 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone else think those sponsored collar polo shirts are just plain ugly??? I'm interested to know if people share the same thoughts as me...