4:56 “Boys will be boys” is something you say when your son leaves his pants outside overnight to see if they freeze. Not when your hellspawn is bullying other kids.
Right? I honestly feel like if you wouldn't say it about a girl, then it's not an appropriate response. 'Boys will be boys' should mean the exact same thing as 'kids will be kids'. Just dumb kid things out of curiosity
8:53 I did something like this once. A man once asked me, after learning I was a lesbian "How do you know though? Have you ever tried sleeping with a man?" And I simply responded "I have, actually. Have *you*? I mean, how else would you know you're straight?" Bro just sputtered and walked away.
Friend of mine told me when she was 20 she hung out with this guy who kept trying to hit on her; she kept saying she's gay (this dude was probably late twenties or early thirties). She told me everytime she said that he'd ask if she "tried a guy." She said after the third or fourth time he asked she just in the calmest manner was like "did you have to sleep with a man to know you didn't want to?" 🦗🦗🦗 😂😂😂
American police are always looking for justification to hurt people in order to prove their moral superiority to themselves. Cops and robbers. Playing God.
In the military, there was a fellow soldier who loved making inappropriate jokes. One of his favorites was incorrect "push-ups" (aka, thrusting the floor). This "man" had a wife and 2 young daughters. Anyway, I just started my period one day and so I casually mentioned how much pain I was in from being on my period and he immediately said "ew, gross, don't talk about that" like a five year old. I spent the next 2 hours talking in as much detail with as many adjectives as I could about periods. One of the other female soldiers even asked why I was doing that during one of the breaks, so I told her, next thing I know, there are 3 of us doing it.
Same 😂 I have Tourette’s and frequently get told I’m apparently faking it- so I simply tell the people who accuse me of that about the time my partner almost had to call an ambulance because of my tics in gory detail 😂
hearing these stories is extremely satisfying. not because of the schadenfreude of it, but because of the a-holes finally getting humbled, and (maybe) learning a lesson from it
As a wheelchair user, i traumatise them back by asking invasive medical questions. Nothing gets a male Karen to run away then asking about his prostate is, if he has frequent nightly urination and if his eretion still holds firm. Works like a charm
@avenfae for some reason, using mobility aids is an open invitation to ask the most invasive and bat sh*t crazy questions. While I was still able to use crutches to walk, I had a man ask me why I needed them, I asked why he was wearing a red coat. I spent ten minutes answering everything he said, asking out his, his glasses, his shoes. He finally left, calling me rude and saying he was just being a 'good' Christian.
i swear people think folks with visible disabilities are inclined to share their entire medical history at a moments notice with any given random stranger. like its magically their business somehow. i gotta know what goes through those folks heads because i do not get that train of thought remotely
I've thought of a few things to say to people who don't like tattoos. This one I really want to say to someone some day. Older Person: You know those will look ugly when you're older. Me: Well it's a good thing you won't be around to see it then.
Mine is nowhere near this cool but it's at least sorta related. I had painted my nails a shade of green and was helping an old lady check out her medications at the pharmacy where I worked. She saw them and said aghast, "Green nails?? I don't know how I feel about that." I just smiled brightly at her and replied, "then it's a good thing they're on my hands and not yours." Like bro why the fuck do you care what color my nails are?? How does that affect you in any way whatsoever??
For the girl who got revenge on people who were touching her belly without asking my sister was doing kind of the same thing but with her dog. Everytime someone pat the dog without asking she would pat their heads on return
14:59 lol, I did this to someone too. They made some dumb joke about having sex with my mom in the grocery store in response to me talking to myself. I gave him a horrified and disgusted look and loudly said "Ew! You're a necrophile!?" Bro turned bright red and looked around frantically. Sadly, there was no one visible, but there might have been someone in one of the other aisles. Bro grabbed what he needed and scurried away. My mom isn't dead, it he doesn't have to know that.
People ABSOLUTELY will just come up and touch your belly as a pregnant woman. I'm in my third trimester now, and I am so shocked by people just coming up and putting their hands on me uninvited. I also have really bad body dysmorphia and low confidence. My belly is something I have never been proud of and worked most of my life to try to hide. Now I love seeing how round I've gotten because it means my baby is growing and healthy, but it doesn't change how uncomfortable I am and have always been about myself. I don't even like my own mother to touch my belly and we've always been incredibly close. It just make me feel awkward and I hate how people assume that because you're pregnant there don't need to be any boundaries. I love this person's advice and I think I'll take it next time someone does this to me!
1:18 my example of this is a coworker when i worked at Starbucks (who was awful for numerous reasons), she came in after being gone for a couple weeks and said "wow you look so skinny 🫶✨" and I said "Thanks, I have an eating disorder" in a very fuck you kind of tone, and she simply did not know how to respond at all. Like you shouldn't comment on peoples bodies unless you want stuff like that to happen 🤷
I love that couple with everything in me 😂❤ Just the most beautiful story. Every bit of it. Also, 'What in tarnation?' is an old saying derived from, 'What in eternal damnation?'
I have a sort of story like this. My oldest has ADHD and emotional control is one of his issues, he just feels them at extremes. So there was a kid in his class when he was around 9-10 who would quietly annoy my son until he exploded and got in trouble. This was apparently 'funny' to him. I told my son that the next time this happened, he should very loudly tell the kid that "No! For the last time I don't want to kiss you!" Well a few days later my son told me the kid would no longer go anywhere near him.
This video is what's keeping me from banging my head against the wall from the constant 'tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk' I've been hearing for the past SEVERAL HOURS in my personal life. Why. Do. Men. Need. To. Make. That. Sound. Every. Second.
18:00 I HAVE A STORY LIKE THIS!! There was this guy at my school that had been making fun of and staring at my friends weirdly for YEARS. He was being weird and jumping up and down and making fun of my guy friend, and since he’s homophobic and my friend was okay with it, i made a “dirty” joke about him doing that. He never bothered me or him again.
7:13 I once had a man tell me “you dropped your smile, beautiful” in a grocery store and I lose shit all the time so I frantically begin searching for what I dropped, not fully understanding what he said. I remember looking back up at him in duress and asking where and what I’d dropped. He tried to repeat himself softly but my panicked reaction must have freaked him out because he looked so uncomfortable and walked away muttering. I then processed what he’d actually said and chucked to myself.
15:04 when I was 12 I had just recently gotten away from my abusive mother and someone at school said that they were gonna have s3x with my mom so I responded “wait no don’t do that, she’ll like it..” what a great day to be a victim of CM
My wife and I make "domestic abuse" jokes with each other all the time. She gets random bruises from being clumsy and walking into door frames or cuts from playing with the cat to much and I am just kinda always suffering from some kinda injury or another. We both find it funny... But she does not understand why I find it significantly less funny when she makes those jokes in front of other people. Like "Hey. Babe, this people don't necessarily know your joking and I don't want them to think I beat my wife..." So I got my revenge recently, my wife accidentally broke my rib, hard to explain but freak accident. She gets real defensive when I tell people and so I am like "and this is why it's not funny to joke about me hurting you to other people."
The bathroom story... I'm a trans dude. I have a full beard, lots of body hair, and generally a very masculine look. I'm waiting for the day where a transphobe brings up people "using the wrong bathroom" or whatever. I want to watch their face when I ask "so... someone like me should use the women's?"
the last few years, it has been suuuuuper flip-floppy about whether it wanted to get cold at all or not during winter (SE USA) I remember when we had pretty frequent negative temperatures from november to early march, but now apparently it just decides 'mmm actually, its gonna hit like 70 on christmas morning.'
I’m so sorry the “Doin your mom” joke one sounds straight out of like- The BeetleJuice musical- I don’t know why, but I can fully see this exact seen happening if there was a scene with like, a fast food restaurant, After Lydia does the whole “say my name 3 times” thing, and I can fully see BeetleJuice (Specifically the Alex Brightman version) doing a “your mom” joke only to get that kind of response, and have the same response as the guy. And Lydia is just trying to sink into the floor from sheer embarrassment 💀 (Pardon my paragraph y’all the BeetleJuice hyperfixation is too strong😔🙏)
Second story in the video reminds me of when my pappou died and I knew I wasn't going to be able to afford to go to the funeral. I was walking back to my dorm on the day I found out when a campus security guard walked by me and said "smile, it's a beautiful day!" I frowned more, nearly in tears, and snapped "My grandfather just died." He stuttered out an apology and kept on walking.
I remember reading a story from a pregnant, Danish woman many years ago. She was standing in line at a supermarket when a strange woman came over, put her hand on the pregnant lady's stomach and said: "Awe, it's so cute." Pregnant woman put her hand on the other woman's stomach and said: "Thanks. So is yours." The stranger looked mortified and just walked away.
Telling strangers to cheer up/smile......just no. I had some absolute douchebag hit me with the old "Cheer up, it's nearly Christmas" one year. It hit me like a bullet train....I looked him directly in the eye and told him straight that my son had died 6 weeks ago, some people dont give a shit about Christmas. It still makes me angry 10 years later. Just don't.
I was born and raised near Philadelphia. My extended family, many of whom are conservative bigots, hail from Huntingdon County, PA. When I tell you that I wheezed laughing at "smells like wheat, horse shit, and limited minority rights." 😂😂😂
Thank you for this video. It gave me lots of out-loud giggles while my kiddos are asleep. Helped with the loneliness that’s been eating me away! Love you girl
the 'beat your wife' thing I think is supposed to be another tired boring 'I hate my wife' joke. Which ALSO aren't funny, but for some reason I see that shit everywhere and everyone acts like it's a hiLARIOUS joke.
7:17 If I make eye contact with someone in public I give them a quick, polite smile and look away. Just to acknowledge that we made eye contact. It probably doesn't look like a genuine smile of happiness, because it's not, it's just a smile of acknowledgment. I do it automatically if I make eye contact with someone in public and it's really not reflective of my mood at all, it's just a polite reaction. I think anyway. Makes it seem less awkward.
This was a fantastic video! I actually thought that this was one where you asked your followers to share the stories. Now that I know this subreddit exist, my world has expanded! Thank you for sharing.
Alright stay with me because it won't make sense at first. I have a hand disability, i can't put my body weight on it without the possibility of further injury or permanently not able to use it. My niece had a roller skate birthday party which wemt super well, she loved it and had a great time. One of her maternal uncles and the male rink owner start getting on me about how I'm not rollerblading. My first response "I don't know how, not really my thing, I'm happy watching thanks". Then they just kept at it and I had to get really aggressive with my no. The real reason, which was NONE of their business: I actually don't know how to rollerblade and if I fell I didn't want to mess up her birthday injuring myself. Cuz this wouldn't be a little "brush it off, keep an eye on it" this would be "we need to get to a hospital right now" thing. I'm totally fine doing stuff like learning to rollerblade, I'm just not cool with doing it when I can upset my nieces at their birthday parties
So I got a fun one, well if you're into dark humor like myself. Little back story. So I was assaulted that resulted in a pregnancy. My husband and I are white, and our son is not. People will ask, quite literally, so where does he get his color from? So I tell them. It is just as satisfying as you think it would be to see their face. I never try to make them feel bad about asking, though, but seriously? How, in your mind, would that question be acceptable to ask a stranger? They always fawn over him. He is dang adorable and meeting him once you can tell there is something magical about him.
oh i love this subreddit! another one of my comfort youtubers also does videos on this subreddit and it just gives my mentally ill ass the juiciest comeback ideas
I made a Your Mom joke to a coworker before i got to know him, and he just said, My mom's dead. I felt awful and apologized all day and then made him a root beer float, because at least i knew he liked them. We became friends and i will never make a joke like that again without being damn sure it will be okay with the person I'm talking to.
Wait I have a funny story! So in class this dude was talking about how white males are the “most oppressed” because it’s “so hard to get a job because of allegations” and I deadass said “oh? The allegations of r@pe? They aren’t wrong.” And he tried to throw a chair at me 😊
lol your story about the weather being warm and then snowy reminds me of this one christmas in texas in like 2008 (?) or something. we took a photo of us all wearing shorts and flipflops on the 23rd to send to family in a snowy state and then the Very next day we got a white christmas with the MOST amount of snow i've ever seen in my smol texan life to this day. we got like 3 feet of snow lmao its def not super relevant idk how it even fits into climate change (like is it bad that we dont get that snow since or was it bad we got the snow then or was it just bad bc the previous day was so warm idk tbh) it just sounded very similar to your story lol 😅😂😂 was very entertaining for kid me who delighted in the snow and the weirdness of the drastic temperature change tbh
@justpassingthrough-h8s people like her make rhe world a warmer better place if there were more positive people like with such an open mind it would be a better place for all minorities
@transsnack I agree it's not the same, but an extrapolation. Further down the dangerous road of "boys will be boys". Because some boys are still unfortunately taught that predatory behavior is ok.
Honestly, I started watching this video to cheer myself up from a crumby week. And the story about the engaged lesbian couple 👭 was absolute perfection. ❤ It's definitely the best story that I could have heard. 😊 love it
part of me feels like that first kid story might not be true - OP didn't mention how old he was at the time - but it definitely could be. One time I overheard this mom talking to her kindergarten-ish aged son about bullying, and she said to him, "Now, if you saw someone bullying your friend, what would you do?" Kid immediately answered, "KICK 'EM IN THE BALLS!" 🤣🤣
21:27 i never understood this argument bc like, if you don't want creeps in bathrooms... why just trans ppl? sid you wanna ban gay ppl for using their bathroom?
I'm asexual and sex-repulsed partly due to severe pain down there from anything even touching too hard. I really need to find something to say to people telling me that I should try it because "you don't know until you try."
ok im typing this out AGAIN because youtube didnt like the fact i said f uck. its messed up that people will just. say that to other people. and also, say something outrageous or shocking in response. EG "have you tried drinking blood? it's really nice, i reccomend it a ton."
My dad has traumatize them back story. I have this really annoying cousin that moved to our house and lived with us for 2 months. She would do things like leaving toothpaste open, which my dad really hated and she came to our house with her husband and kids, who are 3 and very little. Even though my parents gave her a free house until they could get their own (we live in the US, but come from Ecuador and she had barely enough money to travel here) and after she moved to her own house said to my dad: "You are so annoying I couldn't enfure you any longer." My dad responded with: "It's a mutual feeling." The satisfying moment came a few weeks later when she needed our help again to take care of her kids. My mom said: "You are trusting us too much with your children for people you don't endure." And she just told the kids to go with my parents without saying nothing to them.
I had a coworker asking me to touch my belly and I said no. She looked at me in the eyes and touched it. I was so shocked. After that I told myself if someone touches me again I'll touched them worst. Thanks God nobody did.
Now I have another story. My current homeowner's dad hates my guts for literally no other reason other than I'm a white, disabled AFAB. So I told his daughter that he was smoking right inside the house because I could smell it. He just now said "sorry about the smoke" and tried to say it was "on" him when he "came back inside". I'm sorry, the heavy smell of cigarettes on the _opposite side of the house_ in the _hallway_ is "on" you?? No. So I told him directly that I do not want my 12 year old service dog anywhere near cigarette smoke because my 15 year old large dog had his snout _liquidated_ internally, a massive tumour covering his eyesight because people regularly smoked around him. He got real quiet and left to his room. Now I can hear him bitching at his daughter about it, but, like, he _knew_ his daughter had _strick no smoking rules_ in or around the house?? If it's at the risk of my elderly service dog's health _who I've had for 12 years,_ you bet your f#€king @$$ I'm snitching on your dumb@$$. 🙄 I've had her since I was _13_ and I got her after my first dog got put down _at 2 years old._ And the homeowner herself has _THREE DOGS._ One of which is elderly, and the other two are no older than _TWO._ 🤬🤬
Ooooh, reminds me of the fact that I got to stare down an old man in his sh!tty white car for trying to cut me off in a crosswalk! Since I ride an electric scooter, I'm already halfway through the oncoming turning lane before two seconds even pass on a crossing indicator. And whenever someone tries to cut me off, I've gained a quick reflex in slowing down. Once I slow down, they've usually spotted me and are forced to stop (gasp, stopping when you're supposed to???! Unheard of!)... Then I have to wait for my scooter to go back up to speed. Before I got the nerve to stare the @sshole drivers down, I'd just curse my scooter for taking so damn long to get back up to speed. Now I stare them down. They know they f^cked up every time, and I like to stare at them with fatherly disapproval the entire time I'm on their side of the rode. Since I have to break quickly to a rolling stop (usual in these cases), it takes me 3x as long (30 seconds altogether ) to get up to even 10 mph (20 kph?). And the entire time, I'm going slow enough that I don't even have to look at where I'm going (it's literally slower than walking speed after all). And, most recently, I had the right of way, riding a faster-moving vehicle of sorts, yet this old pr!ck tried to cut me off. Not only did he have to stomp on his brakes in the middle of the intersection, but I got to see his scowl the entire time I slowly crawled forward on the crosswalk. This time, though? I had only one hand on the handle as I flipped him off and told him... what to "do". Actions have consequences, and I'm just the wrong person to do that to. Mostly because my scooter is slow as fuck when I have to brake then speed up. And I enjoy watching them bitterly scowl at me for making them follow the damn law. 😁
Yeah those kind of people never apologise, no matter how bad and obviously wrong their action was. Well to be exact they might actually be able to show empathy to their friends and family, just not towards... women, ... or minimum wage workers. Curious...
I did quite enjoy this, because it's like silver lining stuff, but I wish you would make some just positive stuff. Everything you put out these days seems to be at least some level of negative.
Watch me work at Starbucks and respond to that "Oh how progressive of you, my mom is a pre op trans woman" and watch him foam at the mouth (she's not, she's just muscular and flat chested. Gorgeous in woman, though. I look a lot like her)
4:56 “Boys will be boys” is something you say when your son leaves his pants outside overnight to see if they freeze. Not when your hellspawn is bullying other kids.
Right? I honestly feel like if you wouldn't say it about a girl, then it's not an appropriate response. 'Boys will be boys' should mean the exact same thing as 'kids will be kids'. Just dumb kid things out of curiosity
That's just "kids will be kids". You don't need to be a boy to think up this kind of misguided experiment. I could absolutely have done that as a kid.
8:53 I did something like this once. A man once asked me, after learning I was a lesbian "How do you know though? Have you ever tried sleeping with a man?" And I simply responded "I have, actually. Have *you*? I mean, how else would you know you're straight?" Bro just sputtered and walked away.
Friend of mine told me when she was 20 she hung out with this guy who kept trying to hit on her; she kept saying she's gay (this dude was probably late twenties or early thirties). She told me everytime she said that he'd ask if she "tried a guy."
She said after the third or fourth time he asked she just in the calmest manner was like "did you have to sleep with a man to know you didn't want to?"
🦗🦗🦗
😂😂😂
If a cop starts asking you stupid questions like that, they're trying to establish cause to search your vehicle.
Good to know. Also, that's scary
So, what do we say to deny them cause?
American police are always looking for justification to hurt people in order to prove their moral superiority to themselves. Cops and robbers. Playing God.
@@elirae9419 "you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you"
@@Tues48wouldn't that just get your car searched for literally hiding something?
In the military, there was a fellow soldier who loved making inappropriate jokes. One of his favorites was incorrect "push-ups" (aka, thrusting the floor). This "man" had a wife and 2 young daughters. Anyway, I just started my period one day and so I casually mentioned how much pain I was in from being on my period and he immediately said "ew, gross, don't talk about that" like a five year old. I spent the next 2 hours talking in as much detail with as many adjectives as I could about periods. One of the other female soldiers even asked why I was doing that during one of the breaks, so I told her, next thing I know, there are 3 of us doing it.
And you wonder why y’all won’t be in combat rolls anymore 😂
Good job! Now show us your inability to do a pull up whilst somehow being in the military
@@MikeHawk-c5twhat are you yapping about
@@MikeHawk-c5troles*
@@k3nzi3spragu3 nah, yall got rolls.
I’m a cane user and people are constantly pestering me about it. I’ve started to grossly overshare about my disabilities and chronic illnesses
Same 😂
I have Tourette’s and frequently get told I’m apparently faking it- so I simply tell the people who accuse me of that about the time my partner almost had to call an ambulance because of my tics in gory detail 😂
hearing these stories is extremely satisfying. not because of the schadenfreude of it, but because of the a-holes finally getting humbled, and (maybe) learning a lesson from it
how do you know your not the a-hole?
How is that not schadenfreude? Satisfaction at someone getting humiliated is just another way of saying happiness at the misfortune of others.
As a wheelchair user, i traumatise them back by asking invasive medical questions. Nothing gets a male Karen to run away then asking about his prostate is, if he has frequent nightly urination and if his eretion still holds firm. Works like a charm
That's beutifull
It's sad you have to do this but i will use this going forwards as activism and self preservation
@avenfae for some reason, using mobility aids is an open invitation to ask the most invasive and bat sh*t crazy questions. While I was still able to use crutches to walk, I had a man ask me why I needed them, I asked why he was wearing a red coat. I spent ten minutes answering everything he said, asking out his, his glasses, his shoes. He finally left, calling me rude and saying he was just being a 'good' Christian.
@KeaganZ2737 I'm sorry you had to deal with that
i swear people think folks with visible disabilities are inclined to share their entire medical history at a moments notice with any given random stranger. like its magically their business somehow. i gotta know what goes through those folks heads because i do not get that train of thought remotely
I've thought of a few things to say to people who don't like tattoos. This one I really want to say to someone some day.
Older Person: You know those will look ugly when you're older.
Me: Well it's a good thing you won't be around to see it then.
Holy shit I'm stealing this thank you
Mine is nowhere near this cool but it's at least sorta related. I had painted my nails a shade of green and was helping an old lady check out her medications at the pharmacy where I worked. She saw them and said aghast, "Green nails?? I don't know how I feel about that." I just smiled brightly at her and replied, "then it's a good thing they're on my hands and not yours."
Like bro why the fuck do you care what color my nails are?? How does that affect you in any way whatsoever??
I’m sorry I don’t put number stickers on my rolls Royce. Deface your Camry I guess
@@roselover411 first world problems 🤡😂
you're one to talk mike, why are you here trolling
"You ruined everything"
"Yeah, that was on purpose"
For the girl who got revenge on people who were touching her belly without asking my sister was doing kind of the same thing but with her dog.
Everytime someone pat the dog without asking she would pat their heads on return
Ahhh I want to steal this so bad when I get my pup in January, but I will have scary dog privilege
I love the little carrot hoodies for your stuffed animals in the back! Super cute!
I just love the ''Traumatise them back segment''. It is fun to get them back. The Click does great videos on this stuff.
Daddy Click treats us well!!
How y’all look is traumatizing enough for most of us
1st world problems Mike,we don't want you _leering_ at us either.
@@MikeHawk-c5tso like... how much of your life, in a percentage, do you spend pointing to your ear, trying to talk to someone with earphones in?
@@galaxychill9578 good, get out of media and entertainment then :)
14:59 lol, I did this to someone too. They made some dumb joke about having sex with my mom in the grocery store in response to me talking to myself. I gave him a horrified and disgusted look and loudly said "Ew! You're a necrophile!?" Bro turned bright red and looked around frantically. Sadly, there was no one visible, but there might have been someone in one of the other aisles. Bro grabbed what he needed and scurried away. My mom isn't dead, it he doesn't have to know that.
People ABSOLUTELY will just come up and touch your belly as a pregnant woman. I'm in my third trimester now, and I am so shocked by people just coming up and putting their hands on me uninvited. I also have really bad body dysmorphia and low confidence. My belly is something I have never been proud of and worked most of my life to try to hide. Now I love seeing how round I've gotten because it means my baby is growing and healthy, but it doesn't change how uncomfortable I am and have always been about myself. I don't even like my own mother to touch my belly and we've always been incredibly close. It just make me feel awkward and I hate how people assume that because you're pregnant there don't need to be any boundaries. I love this person's advice and I think I'll take it next time someone does this to me!
Ugh that’s awful. I’m sorry you have to go through that :(
1:18 my example of this is a coworker when i worked at Starbucks (who was awful for numerous reasons), she came in after being gone for a couple weeks and said "wow you look so skinny 🫶✨" and I said "Thanks, I have an eating disorder" in a very fuck you kind of tone, and she simply did not know how to respond at all. Like you shouldn't comment on peoples bodies unless you want stuff like that to happen 🤷
Perfect. I'm sorry you had to work with her.
Yall actually intentionally victimize yourselves even when given a compliment 😂🤡
First world problems exhibit A. Go having an ED in Ethiopia
shut up michael, you're a 1st world problem, Cease.
Thats not compliment?@@MikeHawk-c5t
I love that couple with everything in me 😂❤ Just the most beautiful story. Every bit of it. Also, 'What in tarnation?' is an old saying derived from, 'What in eternal damnation?'
As a trans lesbian woman, this video makes me happy. Assholes getting what they gave, is amazing!
So you’re a straight dude but why th extra steps
So you’re a straight man 😂
hey thanks for engaging with the video mike :)
@@MikeHawk-c5tare you aware of what channel your watching??? your a undeveloped fetus wth extra items you nitwit
@@MikeHawk-c5t Run along, MAGAt.
I just opened yt for the first time today and it said “posted 9 seconds ago”. Just in time, these videos make my day
Queer kiwi is WELL WORTH the subscribe (a 4 year subber)
I'm guessing the cop was fishing to see if OP bought alcohol. He might've though they were drunk. Still weird to ask.
That third-last one with the lesbian couple was _amazing._
Keep yourself safe
Imagine being so dumb that you can’t take a hint that maybe making a joke about a strangers mother is a bad idea lol
I have a sort of story like this. My oldest has ADHD and emotional control is one of his issues, he just feels them at extremes. So there was a kid in his class when he was around 9-10 who would quietly annoy my son until he exploded and got in trouble. This was apparently 'funny' to him. I told my son that the next time this happened, he should very loudly tell the kid that "No! For the last time I don't want to kiss you!" Well a few days later my son told me the kid would no longer go anywhere near him.
This video is what's keeping me from banging my head against the wall from the constant 'tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk' I've been hearing for the past SEVERAL HOURS in my personal life. Why. Do. Men. Need. To. Make. That. Sound. Every. Second.
18:00 I HAVE A STORY LIKE THIS!! There was this guy at my school that had been making fun of and staring at my friends weirdly for YEARS. He was being weird and jumping up and down and making fun of my guy friend, and since he’s homophobic and my friend was okay with it, i made a “dirty” joke about him doing that. He never bothered me or him again.
Your pfp is actual cancer
7:13 I once had a man tell me “you dropped your smile, beautiful” in a grocery store and I lose shit all the time so I frantically begin searching for what I dropped, not fully understanding what he said. I remember looking back up at him in duress and asking where and what I’d dropped. He tried to repeat himself softly but my panicked reaction must have freaked him out because he looked so uncomfortable and walked away muttering. I then processed what he’d actually said and chucked to myself.
This is a great video, because it mocks people for being assholes AND it gives ideas for handling these types of situations.
15:04 when I was 12 I had just recently gotten away from my abusive mother and someone at school said that they were gonna have s3x with my mom so I responded “wait no don’t do that, she’ll like it..” what a great day to be a victim of CM
I routinely over share about my period. It shuts men up so fast.
My wife and I make "domestic abuse" jokes with each other all the time. She gets random bruises from being clumsy and walking into door frames or cuts from playing with the cat to much and I am just kinda always suffering from some kinda injury or another.
We both find it funny... But she does not understand why I find it significantly less funny when she makes those jokes in front of other people. Like "Hey. Babe, this people don't necessarily know your joking and I don't want them to think I beat my wife..."
So I got my revenge recently, my wife accidentally broke my rib, hard to explain but freak accident. She gets real defensive when I tell people and so I am like "and this is why it's not funny to joke about me hurting you to other people."
The bathroom story... I'm a trans dude. I have a full beard, lots of body hair, and generally a very masculine look. I'm waiting for the day where a transphobe brings up people "using the wrong bathroom" or whatever. I want to watch their face when I ask "so... someone like me should use the women's?"
Yes because facial hair isn’t what makes a man a man. You just have hormone issues 😂
Your birthing hips are a dead giveaway sweetheart. As with your narrow shoulders.
This is why y’all lost the election
shut up and suck mikehawk mike hawk
@@MikeHawk-c5t lmao what? What does this have to do with American politics???
my favorite thing is reclaiming "boys will be boys" for whatever wholesome, but unequivocally male, behavior i come across 😂😂😂
Omg pleaaasssse do more of these traumatise the, back videos! This shit is HILARIOUS omfg
the last few years, it has been suuuuuper flip-floppy about whether it wanted to get cold at all or not during winter (SE USA)
I remember when we had pretty frequent negative temperatures from november to early march, but now apparently it just decides 'mmm actually, its gonna hit like 70 on christmas morning.'
i need to take some advice from these people. this is absolutely amazing
Obsessed with these stories. It’s the kind of thing I always think of AFTER the situation and wish I would have said something witty and snarky.
With the "your mom" jokes, I just mention the urn. I'm usually pretty crass about it too, "you stuck it in an Urn? Really?"
I’m so sorry the “Doin your mom” joke one sounds straight out of like- The BeetleJuice musical- I don’t know why, but I can fully see this exact seen happening if there was a scene with like, a fast food restaurant, After Lydia does the whole “say my name 3 times” thing, and I can fully see BeetleJuice (Specifically the Alex Brightman version) doing a “your mom” joke only to get that kind of response, and have the same response as the guy. And Lydia is just trying to sink into the floor from sheer embarrassment 💀
(Pardon my paragraph y’all the BeetleJuice hyperfixation is too strong😔🙏)
As a fellow Beetlejuice fan, I can totally hear that happening lmao
ANSHNXGX lol
Also hyperfixated on Beetlejuice the Musical rn, and I AGREEEEE
Edit to add: I also had "Dead Mom" stuck in my head while reading this 🤣
Oh my god you're so right for this
Second story in the video reminds me of when my pappou died and I knew I wasn't going to be able to afford to go to the funeral. I was walking back to my dorm on the day I found out when a campus security guard walked by me and said "smile, it's a beautiful day!" I frowned more, nearly in tears, and snapped "My grandfather just died." He stuttered out an apology and kept on walking.
I remember reading a story from a pregnant, Danish woman many years ago. She was standing in line at a supermarket when a strange woman came over, put her hand on the pregnant lady's stomach and said: "Awe, it's so cute." Pregnant woman put her hand on the other woman's stomach and said: "Thanks. So is yours." The stranger looked mortified and just walked away.
OH MY GOD THE OUTFIT HIT ME LIKE AN AMAZING PERFUME, THE VIBES, THE COLORS, THE DESIGN?! SORRY, I'M CRYING FROM IT'S BEAUTY RIGHT NOW.
Telling strangers to cheer up/smile......just no. I had some absolute douchebag hit me with the old "Cheer up, it's nearly Christmas" one year. It hit me like a bullet train....I looked him directly in the eye and told him straight that my son had died 6 weeks ago, some people dont give a shit about Christmas. It still makes me angry 10 years later. Just don't.
I was born and raised near Philadelphia. My extended family, many of whom are conservative bigots, hail from Huntingdon County, PA. When I tell you that I wheezed laughing at "smells like wheat, horse shit, and limited minority rights." 😂😂😂
This was deeply satisfying, more of this subreddit please!
Thank you for this video. It gave me lots of out-loud giggles while my kiddos are asleep. Helped with the loneliness that’s been eating me away! Love you girl
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Of course she summoned a demon... Right guys..?
the 'beat your wife' thing I think is supposed to be another tired boring 'I hate my wife' joke. Which ALSO aren't funny, but for some reason I see that shit everywhere and everyone acts like it's a hiLARIOUS joke.
They are funny. You don’t have a sense of humor. 😂 Any topic can be made to be funny
They are funny. You don’t have a sense of humor. 😂 Any topic can be made to be funny
If everyone is laughing but you, maybe look in the mirror
Keep Yourself Safe Micheal :)
@ just like your tr an ny friends that 42% themselves all the time right :)
7:17 If I make eye contact with someone in public I give them a quick, polite smile and look away. Just to acknowledge that we made eye contact. It probably doesn't look like a genuine smile of happiness, because it's not, it's just a smile of acknowledgment. I do it automatically if I make eye contact with someone in public and it's really not reflective of my mood at all, it's just a polite reaction. I think anyway. Makes it seem less awkward.
Yesssss I love this subreddit 🎉
Hidden from me for 3 minutes, unfortunately im busy tonight so ill watch when i get home
I hope everyone is doing well today!
ik this is unrelated but your pfp is actually so peak /gen
I’m doing alright today. I hope you’re doing well too!
Your weather experience reminds me of Minnesota. The weather jumps around all the time
The last part of the vid when u read off the names was very asmr tingly ❤❤❤
This was a fantastic video! I actually thought that this was one where you asked your followers to share the stories. Now that I know this subreddit exist, my world has expanded! Thank you for sharing.
Alright stay with me because it won't make sense at first. I have a hand disability, i can't put my body weight on it without the possibility of further injury or permanently not able to use it. My niece had a roller skate birthday party which wemt super well, she loved it and had a great time. One of her maternal uncles and the male rink owner start getting on me about how I'm not rollerblading. My first response "I don't know how, not really my thing, I'm happy watching thanks". Then they just kept at it and I had to get really aggressive with my no. The real reason, which was NONE of their business: I actually don't know how to rollerblade and if I fell I didn't want to mess up her birthday injuring myself. Cuz this wouldn't be a little "brush it off, keep an eye on it" this would be "we need to get to a hospital right now" thing. I'm totally fine doing stuff like learning to rollerblade, I'm just not cool with doing it when I can upset my nieces at their birthday parties
I hope you make another one of these videos. Loved the stories. Good vibes
So I got a fun one, well if you're into dark humor like myself. Little back story. So I was assaulted that resulted in a pregnancy. My husband and I are white, and our son is not.
People will ask, quite literally, so where does he get his color from? So I tell them. It is just as satisfying as you think it would be to see their face. I never try to make them feel bad about asking, though, but seriously? How, in your mind, would that question be acceptable to ask a stranger? They always fawn over him. He is dang adorable and meeting him once you can tell there is something magical about him.
oh i love this subreddit! another one of my comfort youtubers also does videos on this subreddit and it just gives my mentally ill ass the juiciest comeback ideas
I made a Your Mom joke to a coworker before i got to know him, and he just said, My mom's dead. I felt awful and apologized all day and then made him a root beer float, because at least i knew he liked them. We became friends and i will never make a joke like that again without being damn sure it will be okay with the person I'm talking to.
Wait I have a funny story! So in class this dude was talking about how white males are the “most oppressed” because it’s “so hard to get a job because of allegations” and I deadass said “oh? The allegations of r@pe? They aren’t wrong.” And he tried to throw a chair at me 😊
lol your story about the weather being warm and then snowy reminds me of this one christmas in texas in like 2008 (?) or something. we took a photo of us all wearing shorts and flipflops on the 23rd to send to family in a snowy state and then the Very next day we got a white christmas with the MOST amount of snow i've ever seen in my smol texan life to this day. we got like 3 feet of snow lmao
its def not super relevant idk how it even fits into climate change (like is it bad that we dont get that snow since or was it bad we got the snow then or was it just bad bc the previous day was so warm idk tbh) it just sounded very similar to your story lol 😅😂😂 was very entertaining for kid me who delighted in the snow and the weirdness of the drastic temperature change tbh
You are a badass. i always love your videos. You make the world a better place. If we had more people like you, the world would be a better place
@justpassingthrough-h8s no what exactly
@justpassingthrough-h8s people like her make rhe world a warmer better place if there were more positive people like with such an open mind it would be a better place for all minorities
@@justpassingthrough-h8s you’re so different
This is so off topic but I love your earrings in this video. They’re so goofy and it’s amazing. 😂❤
Idk, "your body, my choice" feels like the worst extrapolation of "boys will be boys"
That isn't "boys will be boys", that's "predators will be predators".
@transsnack I agree it's not the same, but an extrapolation. Further down the dangerous road of "boys will be boys". Because some boys are still unfortunately taught that predatory behavior is ok.
I needed these stories in my life.
I love this subreddit
i'm so glad you're reading some of this content
These were beautiful and so immensely satisfying i would love another dive into that topic tbh ❤
Honestly, I started watching this video to cheer myself up from a crumby week. And the story about the engaged lesbian couple 👭 was absolute perfection. ❤ It's definitely the best story that I could have heard. 😊 love it
Welcome back Sav I hope your trip was fantastic
0:22 average Canadian experience
It do be like that tho
The fact that the tampon thing worked on the officer is kinda terrifying. like dudes, take a class or something. We're not THAT mysterious or scary.
part of me feels like that first kid story might not be true - OP didn't mention how old he was at the time - but it definitely could be. One time I overheard this mom talking to her kindergarten-ish aged son about bullying, and she said to him, "Now, if you saw someone bullying your friend, what would you do?" Kid immediately answered, "KICK 'EM IN THE BALLS!" 🤣🤣
The weather is wild rn and it scares me for the future of the planet
LOVED this one
These are all incredible and why are they so satisfying 😂
This video is amazing
Not me getting confused and checking the upload date When you said it's the middle of summer 😂
Listening to you while I’m cooking some breakfast at 3pm 😂
I don’t typically comment but this video was golddddd I need more
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Continued respectfully encouraging engagement
21:27 i never understood this argument bc like, if you don't want creeps in bathrooms... why just trans ppl? sid you wanna ban gay ppl for using their bathroom?
I'm asexual and sex-repulsed partly due to severe pain down there from anything even touching too hard. I really need to find something to say to people telling me that I should try it because "you don't know until you try."
ok im typing this out AGAIN because youtube didnt like the fact i said f uck.
its messed up that people will just. say that to other people. and also, say something outrageous or shocking in response. EG "have you tried drinking blood? it's really nice, i reccomend it a ton."
Isn't there that one response about a cactus?
Subway dude must be into necrophelia
My dad has traumatize them back story. I have this really annoying cousin that moved to our house and lived with us for 2 months. She would do things like leaving toothpaste open, which my dad really hated and she came to our house with her husband and kids, who are 3 and very little. Even though my parents gave her a free house until they could get their own (we live in the US, but come from Ecuador and she had barely enough money to travel here) and after she moved to her own house said to my dad: "You are so annoying I couldn't enfure you any longer."
My dad responded with: "It's a mutual feeling."
The satisfying moment came a few weeks later when she needed our help again to take care of her kids. My mom said: "You are trusting us too much with your children for people you don't endure." And she just told the kids to go with my parents without saying nothing to them.
Hi Savanna (hope I’m spelling that right) love your videos so much, how are you doing today?
PLEASE come back to this subreddit sometime i loved this
31:30 the policeman may have been checking for alchohol?
I had a coworker asking me to touch my belly and I said no. She looked at me in the eyes and touched it. I was so shocked. After that I told myself if someone touches me again I'll touched them worst. Thanks God nobody did.
4:56 Nick Fuentes has entered the chat and boy does he have a more disgusting sentence
I am so confused how Savannah is travelling but always has the same background for her videos 🥲
I posted something i experienced on that subreddit. Its wild the things people dare ask.
Great vid! 😊
Now I have another story. My current homeowner's dad hates my guts for literally no other reason other than I'm a white, disabled AFAB. So I told his daughter that he was smoking right inside the house because I could smell it. He just now said "sorry about the smoke" and tried to say it was "on" him when he "came back inside". I'm sorry, the heavy smell of cigarettes on the _opposite side of the house_ in the _hallway_ is "on" you?? No.
So I told him directly that I do not want my 12 year old service dog anywhere near cigarette smoke because my 15 year old large dog had his snout _liquidated_ internally, a massive tumour covering his eyesight because people regularly smoked around him.
He got real quiet and left to his room. Now I can hear him bitching at his daughter about it, but, like, he _knew_ his daughter had _strick no smoking rules_ in or around the house??
If it's at the risk of my elderly service dog's health _who I've had for 12 years,_ you bet your f#€king @$$ I'm snitching on your dumb@$$. 🙄 I've had her since I was _13_ and I got her after my first dog got put down _at 2 years old._ And the homeowner herself has _THREE DOGS._ One of which is elderly, and the other two are no older than _TWO._ 🤬🤬
Ooooh, reminds me of the fact that I got to stare down an old man in his sh!tty white car for trying to cut me off in a crosswalk!
Since I ride an electric scooter, I'm already halfway through the oncoming turning lane before two seconds even pass on a crossing indicator. And whenever someone tries to cut me off, I've gained a quick reflex in slowing down.
Once I slow down, they've usually spotted me and are forced to stop (gasp, stopping when you're supposed to???! Unheard of!)... Then I have to wait for my scooter to go back up to speed. Before I got the nerve to stare the @sshole drivers down, I'd just curse my scooter for taking so damn long to get back up to speed. Now I stare them down. They know they f^cked up every time, and I like to stare at them with fatherly disapproval the entire time I'm on their side of the rode.
Since I have to break quickly to a rolling stop (usual in these cases), it takes me 3x as long (30 seconds altogether ) to get up to even 10 mph (20 kph?). And the entire time, I'm going slow enough that I don't even have to look at where I'm going (it's literally slower than walking speed after all).
And, most recently, I had the right of way, riding a faster-moving vehicle of sorts, yet this old pr!ck tried to cut me off. Not only did he have to stomp on his brakes in the middle of the intersection, but I got to see his scowl the entire time I slowly crawled forward on the crosswalk. This time, though? I had only one hand on the handle as I flipped him off and told him... what to "do".
Actions have consequences, and I'm just the wrong person to do that to. Mostly because my scooter is slow as fuck when I have to brake then speed up. And I enjoy watching them bitterly scowl at me for making them follow the damn law. 😁
Yeah those kind of people never apologise, no matter how bad and obviously wrong their action was. Well to be exact they might actually be able to show empathy to their friends and family, just not towards... women, ... or minimum wage workers. Curious...
Wowww never been this early and got the first like omg! You know your evening is good when Kiwi posts
I did quite enjoy this, because it's like silver lining stuff, but I wish you would make some just positive stuff. Everything you put out these days seems to be at least some level of negative.
Watch me work at Starbucks and respond to that "Oh how progressive of you, my mom is a pre op trans woman" and watch him foam at the mouth (she's not, she's just muscular and flat chested. Gorgeous in woman, though. I look a lot like her)
here before the typo gets fixed! 🤭
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