They could mine the history books for something a little more obscure like say The war Of Jenkins ear which lasted precisely 35 minutes before it ended.
Or it can just go the Wolfenstein route and have it set during the Secret History of World War 2, with Nazi's building nightvision goggles and stealth fighters.
Call of Duty: Advanced Tactical Ops Call of Duty: Super Advanced Tactical Ops Call of Duty: Future Perfect (wait, what?) Call of Duty: Recon Ghost Rider - Day 1 YOLO Edition Call of Duty: D-Day 1944 (you know it has to come full-circle, right?)
Well said Razorfist, this franchise needs a rest right now. Just let COD in the fridge for like 4 or 5 years, and then come back with full force. Just look at Grand Theft Auto. GTA IV was the best selling videogame in history when it launched back in 2008, after this the franchise stopped for 5 years, while COD broke their record three years in a roll, (COD MW 2, COD BO and COD MW 3), finally, when GTA V launched in 2013, it became again the best selling videogame in history, breaking the record of all previous COD games, and all this in just two platform. It's all about creating expectations, but nop, they need to take everything we can from this franchise ASAP, just like they did with Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero. Meanwhile, Asssasin's Creed is following the exactly same path.
Yes! You have no idea how many times I check my subscriptions window to see if another Razorfist video has been uploaded. Keep doing what you're doing and I'll keep watching.... I love you...
In terms of Multiplayer, you'd be surprised as to how fluid and how various the movement mechanics are. They work as smooth as butter. That's one thing CoD AW gets right; its engine is pretty great. It's a shame that it still has some Quake left in it because the FPS lag is unbearable and always will be. I have to agree with Angry Joe's interview. Why in the hell can we not do things more freely? How about more variations in the levels, so I can grapple or walk on walls whenever the hell I want? They could make the story linear, but not the levels. That's my biggest gripe about CoD SP.
Kevin Spacey in Call of Shitfare; phoned in. John De Lancie in Starcraft 2; one of his best performances yet. Just goes to show, it doesn't matter how much they're worth. Or how famous they are. It's passion that counts.
CoD: War Never Changes CoD: War Never Changes 2: The Stockholders' approved Changes. CoD: War Never Changes the Third: War, What Is It Good for? ... Although I'd pay good money to have Jimi Hendrix in a Mech Suit yell at me to press X to don my inexplicably designed black and white striped jacket and then shimmy-follow Earth, Wind, and Fire to the LZ...
Call of Duty : Galactic Warfare ...calling it now! I already know there is a mod out there but just wait until the franchise officially goes way into the future and out in space and becomes a Halo clone(..and I'm a Halo fan btw).That day will come.
'An action-packed thrill ride!' -GameInformer 'A non-stop tour de force, must own!' -Gametrailers 'Exciting multi player and compelling single player. Something for everyone!' -IGN *Carefully articulated, well-spoken, profanity-riddled indictment* -Razorfist
As long as people continue to buy call of duty titles, Activision will keep producing the same stuff with recycled materials. Call of duty development hit critical mass since MW2, meaning they can pull out any so-called new COD titles with minimum development time and cost. So from that point forward, games are no longer developed by people who invest their heart and soul in developing games they believed in, instead, games are produced by accountants. "Yes, we expect our cost for the next title to be 50 mil, that's about 10% less than cost of previous title, and the sales is expected to exceed 200 mil under our conservative revenue estimation, which gives us a roughly 300% return on capital, which could give us a healthy boost on the earning per share." I know the next COD title is going to be COD: Shareholders and Accountants.
I never expected to see a pork roast reference when I started this video. Well, beyond that, is that this video reminds me yet again of how badly the AAA videogame industry wants to be Hollywood. It is NOT about the gameplay, but the narrative. It is supposed to be narrative that is so good, that Bobby Kotick can sell the cut scenes separately on a Blu-Ray disk or DVD, like he said he could with the Starcraft cut scenes.
Damnit Razor! Now you've got me craving for some pork roast. Anyway, I agree that spacing out the release schedule of these games would be beneficial since Activision have stated that sales have declined, maybe two or three years? Annual releases just don't feel special or impactful.
"I'm Razorfist... F**K THIS GAME" Ah the words of every Saints Row fan after seeing the steaming dumpster fire that has been foisted upon us recently by Volition shame on you.
I swear, when I first saw the title of this game, I actually thought that it was just a glorified add-on or an Xbox Live Arcade game or something. ...Okay, you got me. I REALLY thought that it was for the Game Boy Advance.
Razorfist stop reviewing games and just do what you always wanted to do from the beginning, start a cooking show, we all know that "Cooking with Razorfist" is your secret dream.
Hello there, I'm Chuck Walker. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
This is why I rented this game I was done with it in a week. The only good thing I will say about this game is that the multiplayer was better then ghost was but only a little.This is why I have GameFly
YES!! They really need to give COD fans a breather and don't release them for another two to three years each cycle. This is why COD fans and COD players are so fatigued on the franchise (and also why the sales have been taking a nosedive since Black Ops 1). Like you said, "they should make us want to play another COD instead of releasing them anually.
RazorFist one thing I've always wondered is, how do you force yourself to finish these games? A lot of the games that you "have to" review are terrible or super long like dark souls 2. Do you just play a bit of each and only finish the ones you find to be decent? Anyway great video as always!
Enjoyable review, as always. However, I do have to call you out on ONE thing... The CoD games do have local multiplayer. Up to 4 people can play splitscreen on one system (2 for whatever flavor-of-the-year co-op mode is included), and this feature has been in place since at least Cod 4. Aaaaannnndddddd, that's it. The rest of your grievances are valid. ;)
Basically when I saw this, I realized CoD finally ran out of ideas and turned into Halo ironically just as MS was releasing four Halo games for the Xbone. Maybe next they'll make a Halo prequel that takes place in modern times and let the snake finally eat it's own ass.
Hey Razorfist always happy to see another vid, but I wanted to know your opinion on two games, I'm definitely not expecting reviews or anything just an opinion. I wanted to know what your opinions were on Spec Ops The Line and Max Payne 3 two of my favourite games from 2012.
I'm sorry man, but the truth is that good food is better than ANYTHING, it's better than sex, it's better than video games, it's better than existential epiphanies. Pork Roast done right isn't just "food", it's the meaning of the uninverse.
Thank God for this game. Because without it we wouldn't have had the 'Press F to pay respects' meme.
Arkham City did that first but gets none of the credit for it.
Okay, calling it out here. The next COD will either be returning to WWII or be set on an alien planet.
They could mine the history books for something a little more obscure like say The war Of Jenkins ear which lasted precisely 35 minutes before it ended.
downphoenix
I do miss WWII games.
***** That game already exists. It's called, Resistance: Fall of Man.
*****
Isn't that Star Wars?
Or it can just go the Wolfenstein route and have it set during the Secret History of World War 2, with Nazi's building nightvision goggles and stealth fighters.
"Kevin Spacey"
THAT AGED WELL!!!
"Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare".
"Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter".
Activision: setting an air speed record for originality since 2008.
Porkroast has a more of an interesting story than Call of duty's. And a better protagonist.
Omg stop you're killing me.
I so wanted that pork roast he was describing for real.
True, but you cant beat an antagonist that's played by a pedo, rare to have the actor be worse than the charachter he plays
that last part made me hungry.....
Call of Duty: The Spirits Within
Well played.
You monster
Call of Duty: Dogs
Call of Duty: 358/2 Days
I had to google search "Final Fantasy movie" because I forgot the name of it.
Call of Duty: Alpha Prime Zeta War Cyber Zero CoolSoundingWordThatMakesNoSenseInContext: Operation Stealth Explosion
Operation stealth explosion sounds promising.
*****
Be a douchebag because you pay for ridiculously strong weapons. Weapons with training wheels lol - cough = Battlefield lol
*****
You know what im talking about if you play Bf4 lol F 2000, Mtar, Aws, Deagle, Gol Magnum...
Call of Duty: War for Cybertron
***** Remember to buy the DLCs where Optimus Prime dies and revives!
"I expected to get paid like Cosby rape victim"
DAAAAAAAMN
I'm always impressed at how, for a series you hate so much, you're able to use the footage from the game with metal to make a kickass video intro.
Call of Duty: Advanced Tactical Ops
Call of Duty: Super Advanced Tactical Ops
Call of Duty: Future Perfect (wait, what?)
Call of Duty: Recon Ghost Rider - Day 1 YOLO Edition
Call of Duty: D-Day 1944 (you know it has to come full-circle, right?)
Spencer
Called it!
You can't imagine how much I needed to see a video like this one THANK YOU!
That thumbnail is accidentally future predicting
Well said Razorfist, this franchise needs a rest right now. Just let COD in the fridge for like 4 or 5 years, and then come back with full force. Just look at Grand Theft Auto.
GTA IV was the best selling videogame in history when it launched back in 2008, after this the franchise stopped for 5 years, while COD broke their record three years in a roll, (COD MW 2, COD BO and COD MW 3), finally, when GTA V launched in 2013, it became again the best selling videogame in history, breaking the record of all previous COD games, and all this in just two platform.
It's all about creating expectations, but nop, they need to take everything we can from this franchise ASAP, just like they did with Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero. Meanwhile, Asssasin's Creed is following the exactly same path.
Yep, THATS the sin Activision in the unholy trinity of gaming EAU (EA, Ubisoft, and Activision)
Yes! You have no idea how many times I check my subscriptions window to see if another Razorfist video has been uploaded. Keep doing what you're doing and I'll keep watching.... I love you...
I think I will watch this again... Cause fuck yeah my thoughts exactly!
Call of Duty: SEE YOU IN TOKYO BITCH!
You've... release... da fockin' FURY!
FUCK, you beat me to it.
Now I want next years game to be COD: Fury Unleashed you play as Yngwie and chuck donuts at brown people.
Call Of Duty: Why Should We Bother Even Trying Anymore?
Call Of Duty: We're So Out Of Ideas.
In terms of Multiplayer, you'd be surprised as to how fluid and how various the movement mechanics are. They work as smooth as butter. That's one thing CoD AW gets right; its engine is pretty great. It's a shame that it still has some Quake left in it because the FPS lag is unbearable and always will be.
I have to agree with Angry Joe's interview. Why in the hell can we not do things more freely? How about more variations in the levels, so I can grapple or walk on walls whenever the hell I want? They could make the story linear, but not the levels. That's my biggest gripe about CoD SP.
Call of Duty: Advanced Pork Roast.
The wrestling jokes are the reasons why I love razorfist
Imagine making a Bill Cosby joke and also saying how great Kevin Spacey is
Well tbf, it's 2014.
Call of Duty: How Ramirez Got His Groove Back
or
Call of Duty: Electric Boogaloo 43
Call of Duty: Welcome to Earf.
That edit of Obama was genius. Darth Obama indeed.
Kevin Spacey in Call of Shitfare; phoned in.
John De Lancie in Starcraft 2; one of his best performances yet.
Just goes to show, it doesn't matter how much they're worth. Or how famous they are. It's passion that counts.
Call of Duty: Blair Witch 2
Call of Duty: Unadvanced Software.
Call of Duty: Creatively Bankrupt
ps, I really enjoy your videos. Pretty much been bing watching rageaholic videos for the last week.
Crack of Duty: Rob Ford Edition.
Featuring the late Marion Barry as a drug-induced "force ghost".
Glad someone pointed out the theft of material from titanfall and future soldier. Although I'm years late to the video.
Call of Duty: Civil War.
That might be interesting, but good luck with Activision having balls to actually do it rightly.
Poor Man's Crysis is what I describe this as.
Fuck, they even put in a cloaking ability.
ALJustice0
Likely. Probably why they stripped it down until it looks like the ridiculous shit it is now.
ALJustice0
Now if only these people would copy the open level design and multiple pathways, too.
CoD: War Never Changes
CoD: War Never Changes 2: The Stockholders' approved Changes.
CoD: War Never Changes the Third: War, What Is It Good for?
... Although I'd pay good money to have Jimi Hendrix in a Mech Suit yell at me to press X to don my inexplicably designed black and white striped jacket and then shimmy-follow Earth, Wind, and Fire to the LZ...
All the while being chased by moonwalking Michael Jackson zombies.
Don't forget Elton John belting out a kick-ass piano solo on a rocket powered piano as jetpack alpacas fly across the night sky.
Thumbs-way-up for the Logan's Run reference. That's why I keep coming' back bro. That's why I keep coming' back.
Call of Duty : Galactic Warfare ...calling it now!
I already know there is a mod out there but just wait until the franchise officially goes way into the future and out in space and becomes a Halo clone(..and I'm a Halo fan btw).That day will come.
How did you react when you found out you were right?
It is always encouraging to encounter other souls privy to the wonderment and majesty of the crock pot.
'An action-packed thrill ride!' -GameInformer
'A non-stop tour de force, must own!' -Gametrailers
'Exciting multi player and compelling single player. Something for everyone!' -IGN
*Carefully articulated, well-spoken, profanity-riddled indictment* -Razorfist
As long as people continue to buy call of duty titles, Activision will keep producing the same stuff with recycled materials. Call of duty development hit critical mass since MW2, meaning they can pull out any so-called new COD titles with minimum development time and cost. So from that point forward, games are no longer developed by people who invest their heart and soul in developing games they believed in, instead, games are produced by accountants. "Yes, we expect our cost for the next title to be 50 mil, that's about 10% less than cost of previous title, and the sales is expected to exceed 200 mil under our conservative revenue estimation, which gives us a roughly 300% return on capital, which could give us a healthy boost on the earning per share." I know the next COD title is going to be COD: Shareholders and Accountants.
When this game came out I remember joking that Call of Duty was a Halo prequel. I don't think I was wrong.
Possibly the most entertaining ending ever.
Damn I wanted you to talk more about the pork roast :)
Call of Duty: Modern Hemorrhoid Cream.
Call of Duty: The Day Kevin Spacey Died Inside
Call of Duty: Only Hipsters Still Like Us By Now
We've got material and creativity for years here.
Call Of Duty: Revengeance
Greatest ending to a video. Ever!
And to ponder that Infinate Warfare was just around the corner......
Can we expect a Guilty Gear Xrd review in the near future?
Yes yes yes
Bruh plz I'll get excited
Need... More... Rageaholic... Content!!! :)
Call of Duty: KEYBOARD SYNTHESIZER !
I never expected to see a pork roast reference when I started this video. Well, beyond that, is that this video reminds me yet again of how badly the AAA videogame industry wants to be Hollywood. It is NOT about the gameplay, but the narrative. It is supposed to be narrative that is so good, that Bobby Kotick can sell the cut scenes separately on a Blu-Ray disk or DVD, like he said he could with the Starcraft cut scenes.
This made me lol, i really like your editing style and the images you use for comedic effect. Have my child
Damnit Razor! Now you've got me craving for some pork roast.
Anyway, I agree that spacing out the release schedule of these games would be beneficial since Activision have stated that sales have declined, maybe two or three years? Annual releases just don't feel special or impactful.
And yet...people still buy them 😭
"I'm Razorfist... F**K THIS GAME" Ah the words of every Saints Row fan after seeing the steaming dumpster fire that has been foisted upon us recently by Volition shame on you.
Call of Duty: Arkham Knight Batmobile Edition
Im Razorfist. Fuck this game!!!
Call of Duty: Arkham Knight Batmobile Boo Hoo Hoo My Parents Are Dead Game of the Year Edition. Gamestop Exclusive.
Coincidentally enough I ate pork roast before watching this video
The Bill Cosby Joke WAS EPIC!!!!
If you have a PS4,Xbox One Or a POWERFUL PC PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REVIEW Assassin's Creed Unity!!!!!
I definitely do want to see Fist destroy the living fuck out of Unity.
I like Kate Upton because of her personalities.
Call of Duty; Firepower is Magic
The Jim Sterling line pushed this video into my favortites list.
I swear, when I first saw the title of this game, I actually thought that it was just a glorified add-on or an Xbox Live Arcade game or something.
...Okay, you got me. I REALLY thought that it was for the Game Boy Advance.
Razorfist stop reviewing games and just do what you always wanted to do from the beginning, start a cooking show, we all know that "Cooking with Razorfist" is your secret dream.
No no, it'd be Metal Mealtimes.
how is it that whenever i watch one of your videos I come away feeling like i got good value for money, even though I never paid a penny?
The top 3 COD games: MW1 MW2 BO1.
Dear sweet Jesus I can’t. You compare call of duty to a pork roast. Sir, well done. That is all I have to say to you. You’ve made me hungry.
Great points
Now I want some pork roast.
Hello there, I'm Chuck Walker. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
I actually wish Razor would still review Call Of Duty games
"Post Modern Neo Classical Death Murder Die Squad" that should be a band name!
Call of booty: Infinity Ward does Treyarch does Sledgehammer games while Activision rubs one out in the corner.
How about...
Ramirez Returns: Call Of Duty 13?
Call of Ramirez: Banal Bitchwork.
Hey Razor, what are your thoughts on This War of Mine, the complete polar opposite of CoD?
Well if this regression goes on, the next title will be Call of Duty: Duty Calls
This is why I rented this game I was done with it in a week. The only good thing I will say about this game is that the multiplayer was better then ghost was but only a little.This is why I have GameFly
I've been waiting for this review
Can't we have a game where we play as a cyborg minotaur and go on a quest to find hot wings in a world where they're outlawed?
YES!! They really need to give COD fans a breather and don't release them for another two to three years each cycle. This is why COD fans and COD players are so fatigued on the franchise (and also why the sales have been taking a nosedive since Black Ops 1). Like you said, "they should make us want to play another COD instead of releasing them anually.
Call of Duty: Revolution of the Revelations of the Vengence related Warfare.
RazorFist one thing I've always wondered is, how do you force yourself to finish these games?
A lot of the games that you "have to" review are terrible or super long like dark souls 2. Do you just play a bit of each and only finish the ones you find to be decent?
Anyway great video as always!
12cc's of Bronson Blood, I would have to guess.
Enjoyable review, as always. However, I do have to call you out on ONE thing...
The CoD games do have local multiplayer. Up to 4 people can play splitscreen on one system (2 for whatever flavor-of-the-year co-op mode is included), and this feature has been in place since at least Cod 4.
Aaaaannnndddddd, that's it. The rest of your grievances are valid. ;)
Basically when I saw this, I realized CoD finally ran out of ideas and turned into Halo ironically just as MS was releasing four Halo games for the Xbone. Maybe next they'll make a Halo prequel that takes place in modern times and let the snake finally eat it's own ass.
"I'm Razorfist, Fuck this game!" Hahahaa
Will you be doing a review for Dragon Age: Inquisition Razorfist?
Hey Razorfist always happy to see another vid, but I wanted to know your opinion on two games, I'm definitely not expecting reviews or anything just an opinion. I wanted to know what your opinions were on Spec Ops The Line and Max Payne 3 two of my favourite games from 2012.
I'm sorry man, but the truth is that good food is better than ANYTHING, it's better than sex, it's better than video games, it's better than existential epiphanies.
Pork Roast done right isn't just "food", it's the meaning of the uninverse.
Are you going to do a review of Dragon Age Inquisition?
I'm sure you get this question a lot, but I really want to know.
This review made me hungry.
You are awesome! Love the rants
Call of Duty: Heterosexual Warfare
Ok my guess from March 2019 is call of duty future wars.
So when are you going to do a review/retrospective of RoboCop (1987)?
my friend you took the words right out of my mouth lol
What is your favorite FPS?
Call of Duty: Straight to Voicemail.
Next game in the series is gonna Call of Duty: Civil Warfare. I'm calling it now.
Razorfist why did you not mention any multiplayer bits?
FINALLLYYYY!