OK, I've been doing these birds for 14 years, and here's some tips: 1) What self-respecting Southerner doesn't have a pair of welding gloves? HARBOR FREIGHT, get 'em, pick up the can that way. Toss the vise-grips. Too close to the heat... 2) I use a Bundt or ring pan under my bird, it collects all the juices so you can make gravy. The hole in the center lets you put it down on the stake, then the bird on top of that. 3) If you use bricks instead, wrap them with foil. 4) Get some PARCHMENT PAPER. Use a big sheet of that around the bird, that way your gloves won't stick to the bird skin when you pick it up! Use your welding gloves outside that parchment paper! No need to gum up Mom's nice pot holders with turkey skin, or mess up your new welding gloves. 5) Make damned sure the person you hand the bird to has a steady hand with a platter. TRUST NO ONE.
We're here together in these apocalyptic lands, Being chased by a biker gang who's got flamethrowers for hands... But we won't let that stop us from enjoying a Thanksgiving feast (No) Even though everyone we know is deceased. We got a turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.) A turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.) Has anybody seen our friend Stan? (He was playing the guitar and he had gloves on.) Got a turkey in a trash can. And I bet we'll be singing this song sixty minutes from now... (60 minutes later...) We still got a turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.) A turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.) We can't locate a woman. (Preferably we find two.) We got a turkey trash can. Now let's get it out!
OK, I've been doing these birds for 14 years, and here's some tips:
1) What self-respecting Southerner doesn't have a pair of welding gloves? HARBOR FREIGHT, get 'em, pick up the can that way. Toss the vise-grips. Too close to the heat...
2) I use a Bundt or ring pan under my bird, it collects all the juices so you can make gravy. The hole in the center lets you put it down on the stake, then the bird on top of that.
3) If you use bricks instead, wrap them with foil.
4) Get some PARCHMENT PAPER. Use a big sheet of that around the bird, that way your gloves won't stick to the bird skin when you pick it up!
Use your welding gloves outside that parchment paper! No need to gum up Mom's nice pot holders with turkey skin, or mess up your new welding gloves.
5) Make damned sure the person you hand the bird to has a steady hand with a platter. TRUST NO ONE.
Why not just make it in the oven?!? Quite a mess in the yard!
We're here together in these apocalyptic lands,
Being chased by a biker gang who's got flamethrowers for hands...
But we won't let that stop us from enjoying a Thanksgiving feast (No)
Even though everyone we know is deceased.
We got a turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.)
A turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.)
Has anybody seen our friend Stan? (He was playing the guitar and he had gloves on.)
Got a turkey in a trash can.
And I bet we'll be singing this song sixty minutes from now...
(60 minutes later...)
We still got a turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.)
A turkey in a trash can. (Turkey in a trash can.)
We can't locate a woman. (Preferably we find two.)
We got a turkey trash can.
Now let's get it out!
Hahaha
GMM !!!!
Connor Fitzpatrick gmm!!!
that's what im talking about looking good
This is a great idea, but not with this galvanized can. you need stainless steel and i will also avoid Aluminum
good luck finding a trash can like that stainless, we just burned the can on a fire until the galvanized coat burned off.
A stainless trasyhcan!!!!???
Never put a slick food on a pan unless it has atleast 2 inch sides.
Just use a grill jeez
the galvanized metal is toxic at what temp?
How purdy, I was surpise to see a Turkey that looked better than my grannies.
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gmm anyone?