I actually knew exactly what Caelid was the first time I got there, so I knew what to expect. Didnt I actually got there before the chest. I never felt Caelid was hell. Thats the Subterranean Shitting Grounds.
"The Story will be 30 hours" 100 hours later.... "Yeah the DLC's a bit bigger than Limgrave guys. Don't expect too much" Then it turns out to be a multidecker Limgrave Sandwich and the first miniboss you encounter kicks your ass and 1 shots you at level 150.
Jetstream Sam: (lyrics: Wheelchair Sam by Megabadbaba) MY LEGS ARE BROKEN MY KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN I'M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAAAAAIR I'M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC THAT MEANS PARAPLEGIC I CAN'T SEEM TO FEEL MY LEEEEEGS
4:07 This one hit hard. When Elden Ring first came out, I was going though some shit and didn’t feel like getting my soul crushed over and over so I put it down. Picked it back up this month now that the DLC is out and had to restart from the beginning as I didnt remember anything about where to go or what was happening
6:00 You're goddamn right. I died or almost died way to many times cause od that. They made notifications that don't need to be manually switched off, yet why they didn't implement them here, I wonder.
Just now watching this and we got one of those cut content things. The leather helmet is the common mesmer soldier helmet + the white dangly bits on it bacame its own healmet in the form of that bear hunter headband!
Many of these memes are not even Elden Ring memes... but some of them are real gems. Just one correction: At 17:52, it wasn't Sam Lake who was stomped by the prompt at TGA, it was Neil Newbon. Very disrespectful but I guess they started doing that after Christopher Judge's infamous speech. Sam actually got a sideshow and they were quite respectful to him and his team as far as I recall.
Dude, I wish Kale’s quest line was still in, not only is his quest line the epitome of “it’s all fucked, this world is not worth fighting anymore (which despite what route you take, is deep) but being the first friendly character to you, it would have much deeper meaning
8:20 this is the Elden Ring wishlist FOR SURE! Especially some way to track NPC quests, even if it's just a conversation record where you can reread all previous conversations with characters.
Also regarding that 1st meme and the thumbnail itself They also put a trap chest near the starting area which sends you to the bottom pit mine of hell where the only plausible way out is to survive as a new player on luck and skills😂
Yes, not using spirit summons is a self inflicted handy cap. Im sorry that I want my supposedly difficult souls game to not be "summon mimic tear then bully the boss into a corner simulator"
0:30: actually won Radagon over with her astroloussy and bears three heirs: one empyrean, one star-conqueror, and one guy obsessed with starting a family. Until Rad chase the other woman of course.
I stopped around level 300, but level 200 and 250 come pretty fast farming Albinaurics. I wonder how long 475 would take with the Sacred Relic sword? I got to about 212 using the bow on the birds in about 4 hours, then did 225-300 with the sword.
Me at less that 20 minutes into the game going into Caelid with a +0 Lordsworn Greatsword to kill the Abandoned Cave Cleanrot Knight Duo, Caelid and Dragon Barrow Putrid Tree Avatars, Greyoll, and Greyll
before the DLC Torrent will always be with us they are not afraid of anything After the DLC Torrent will always be with us they are not afraid of most things!
tf this mean?? Haligtree everyone tries to kill you, and it has weird overgrown bugs, and has just as spicy water as Caelid?? someone is a malenia simp lmfao
I stopped for a week forgot how to use my horse in my case triangle and right and was fighting radahn so yeah now I’m starting a new play through and am about to enter caelid I’m level 100 with dex arc main stats and lots of vigor just need to finish a few things in Altus then cealid then leyndell and finally volcano manor I do use a guide because I’m to lazy to find everything I got my first play through a 100 percent run no guide and got to level 200 malikath blade/ death build
Which part of getting there trough literall walls of fire, hellish red and church that has a woman named "tarnished eater" have you not understood? Of course it's hell 😀
ok whay does anyone have against caelid? its not anything thath bad like when you hit snowfields, 80% of it is balanced same or even eazier than liurnia, and its plenty of fun stuff to find there... just dont go past greyoll
It sounds dumb to have a boss be a master of something but not weak to it, but it makes sense in a way. You can master the sword but still be vulnerable to being stabbed
Also Miazaki: You know what we should put in the starting area?
*Teleporting Chest to Hell*
Ikr, I was crying when I was teleported to hell
Best prank in the game
On the plus side, you can go to the Roundtable Hold early.
Mf it took 3 hours escape from calid 💀
I actually knew exactly what Caelid was the first time I got there, so I knew what to expect. Didnt I actually got there before the chest. I never felt Caelid was hell. Thats the Subterranean Shitting Grounds.
"The Story will be 30 hours" 100 hours later....
"Yeah the DLC's a bit bigger than Limgrave guys. Don't expect too much" Then it turns out to be a multidecker Limgrave Sandwich and the first miniboss you encounter kicks your ass and 1 shots you at level 150.
Level 300 here.... it stomped me like I was a cockroach
Caelid: radioactive Australia. True LOL
18:00 Bro really snuck in a GTA Meme and thought we wouldn't notice
Vaati is the best Elden Ring lore channel. Fight me.
I feel like there’s no debate lol
You could say agthake is on par but he does more theories then lore so take it with a grain of salt
No I fight alone side you brother
True
Darktark better
1:02 as an Australian, “Radioactive Australia” is honestly the single best description of Caelid I have ever heard
Frr we have so many mutant dogs
1:45 They forgot a Haligtree con: it's not wheelchair accessible.
Don't worry the guards are very nice and will carry anyone who is unable to walk.
Jetstream Sam: (lyrics: Wheelchair Sam by Megabadbaba)
MY LEGS ARE BROKEN
MY KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN
I'M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAAAAAIR
I'M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC
THAT MEANS PARAPLEGIC
I CAN'T SEEM TO FEEL MY LEEEEEGS
PS: Put a chest in the starting area that teleports one into a dungeon in hell with no way out. - Miyazaki 2020
well you can just use the memory of grace to warp out though if you cant make your way out normally
Limgrave:
Limb Grave:
... BRUH...
The amount of non Elden Ring memes in this is almost as high as the level of my sword in Elden Ring.
Change the title to souls like memes
Ah, the time before the DLC, when everyone thought Miquela was a good guy for some inexplicable reason, and we didn't know Leda is a murderous zealot.
4:07 This one hit hard. When Elden Ring first came out, I was going though some shit and didn’t feel like getting my soul crushed over and over so I put it down. Picked it back up this month now that the DLC is out and had to restart from the beginning as I didnt remember anything about where to go or what was happening
Putting Hell right next to the starting area isn’t enough let’s put a fake chest in the starting area that takes u right to it
6:14 first finger, then hole, then edge
2:01 the world will be bigger than limgrave is like saying human bings will be bigger than the tip of a needle
Why did it start to just be armored core memes?
Weird right
Because you can mod 621 into elden ring i guess,
It does go to show the size difference when default sized 621 is roughly as tall as the ELDEN TREE
@@molassesman4066 erd tree 🙂
@@SeanyBoy589 Autumn shiny tree of tallness
The second half was sekiro and armored core memes lol
You forgot that raya lucaria has a good pet though, 10/10 for me
my entire playthrough has been a self inflicted handicap. no spells, no incantations, no summons only starter sword and basic armor.
5:56 Restore Kale's quest if you haven't check it out it's peak writing , voice acting and emotions right there
18:50 this is genuinely terrifying
I'd have alot of Albinorics to answer to, thats for damn sure
6:00 You're goddamn right. I died or almost died way to many times cause od that. They made notifications that don't need to be manually switched off, yet why they didn't implement them here, I wonder.
Just now watching this and we got one of those cut content things. The leather helmet is the common mesmer soldier helmet + the white dangly bits on it bacame its own healmet in the form of that bear hunter headband!
A radioactive Australia is the best description of Caelid 😂
5:55 the helmet and "mirandas prayer" were added in the dlc so the answer is obvious...
As a simp for Raya Lucaria it being a 6/10 was soul crushing
My Armored Core meme for Souls players
“You’re expecting I- frames?! YOU ARE IN A GIANT *SS ROBOT!! YOU DON’T GET I- FRAMES!”
Many of these memes are not even Elden Ring memes... but some of them are real gems.
Just one correction: At 17:52, it wasn't Sam Lake who was stomped by the prompt at TGA, it was Neil Newbon. Very disrespectful but I guess they started doing that after Christopher Judge's infamous speech. Sam actually got a sideshow and they were quite respectful to him and his team as far as I recall.
Dude, I wish Kale’s quest line was still in, not only is his quest line the epitome of “it’s all fucked, this world is not worth fighting anymore (which despite what route you take, is deep) but being the first friendly character to you, it would have much deeper meaning
LOL at the Godfrey one in Northeast Caelid. That was the toughest area in the game for me, even over level 100.
6:45 and here I am with my noob ass not knowing how I even got those Dectus medallions in the first place. The elevator just worked.
2:51 fun fact: mohg the omen is immune to scarlet rot
19:15 wasn't expecting the Lies of P reference.
8:20 this is the Elden Ring wishlist FOR SURE! Especially some way to track NPC quests, even if it's just a conversation record where you can reread all previous conversations with characters.
Also regarding that 1st meme and the thumbnail itself
They also put a trap chest near the starting area which sends you to the bottom pit mine of hell where the only plausible way out is to survive as a new player on luck and skills😂
Not just one
But thankfully the second one just puts you surrounded by bears you have to easily sneak past
4:30 somehow the worst and best way to describe a strength build possible
Elden RIng Memes 15 gonna have all the Bayle and Igon memes, gonna be glorious.
he's put hell within reach of the starting area in every game
The catacombs at the start in DS1 had me stuck for a while until I figured out I had to go up lol
Well hell to the right, Lluirna to the left and right after the first Demigod (I feel bad calling Godrick a Demigod).
Yes, not using spirit summons is a self inflicted handy cap. Im sorry that I want my supposedly difficult souls game to not be "summon mimic tear then bully the boss into a corner simulator"
5:41 Kale’s quest. No contest.
We all earned the right to understand and laugh at these. Rest ye tarnished ye did well.
0:30: actually won Radagon over with her astroloussy and bears three heirs: one empyrean, one star-conqueror, and one guy obsessed with starting a family. Until Rad chase the other woman of course.
I played the games 3 times from the beginning. All 3 playthroughs with another build. Bleed, int and faith.
And this is to go even further beyond!
- puts in teleport trap to hell -
I stopped around level 300, but level 200 and 250 come pretty fast farming Albinaurics. I wonder how long 475 would take with the Sacred Relic sword? I got to about 212 using the bow on the birds in about 4 hours, then did 225-300 with the sword.
5:40 Good news fellas, we got 2/4 in the dlc.
15:30 obviously you go right because who wants to only be able to play Elden Ring or Dark Souls II and Dark Souls II SotFS.
“A bit” MF IT’S ALMOST THE SAME SIZE AS THE BASE GAME!! Excluding the underground area!
Me at less that 20 minutes into the game going into Caelid with a +0 Lordsworn Greatsword to kill the Abandoned Cave Cleanrot Knight Duo, Caelid and Dragon Barrow Putrid Tree Avatars, Greyoll, and Greyll
11:51 - Well, that aged like a fine milk xDD
Rays Lucaria is similar to the average American school
There are spells that are amazing if you do int build. There are weapons that are amazing if you do strengt/dex build. They are the same.
I was playing Dark Souls 3 up to the beginning of DLC area. But I stopped playing because Elden RIng came out. Months later I forgot how to play DS3.
And heaven (altus platue) is worse then hell how poetic
THE BIRDS ARE SHARP
0:41 best one 🤣
Living in lyndell is comparable to Birmingham except lyndell is prettier.
I guess a lowly 150 can tower over enemies in Limgrave, still a Goomba to the rest of the game.
5:03 wait it's not💀
Everyone say sorry to Mohg
justice for mogh
Radioactive Australia 🤣😭
before the DLC
Torrent will always be with us they are not afraid of anything
After the DLC
Torrent will always be with us they are not afraid of most things!
5:55 4 no questions asked
tf this mean?? Haligtree everyone tries to kill you, and it has weird overgrown bugs, and has just as spicy water as Caelid?? someone is a malenia simp lmfao
5:27 Actually this is incorrect. Torrent does in fact have balls. Do not ask me why I know.
15:33 damn bro left boat has BOTH versions of DS2 and NEITHER of them have DS1 XD
If you don't pick the right boat you are tweakin.
Listen now one might say elden ring and ds2 is the option but as someone who has played all the souls games... I'd have to pick the other boat
The two games i would mix to create my perfect game
Phantasy star portable 2 infinity
+
Rune factory 3
I stopped for a week forgot how to use my horse in my case triangle and right and was fighting radahn so yeah now I’m starting a new play through and am about to enter caelid I’m level 100 with dex arc main stats and lots of vigor just need to finish a few things in Altus then cealid then leyndell and finally volcano manor I do use a guide because I’m to lazy to find everything I got my first play through a 100 percent run no guide and got to level 200 malikath blade/ death build
18:59 and a dead dog
Just my 100 hour mark still not even half way through the damn thing.
Ps. Did not even play the dlc yet.
Why did Miyazaki sound like me as a key?
Which part of getting there trough literall walls of fire, hellish red and church that has a woman named "tarnished eater" have you not understood? Of course it's hell 😀
19:00 ... and a cool Ice Sword
Prove your vitality, vigor and dex in bed and the marriage will stop being loveless xd
5:50 4) mogh screaming "S*X"
ok whay does anyone have against caelid? its not anything thath bad like when you hit snowfields, 80% of it is balanced same or even eazier than liurnia, and its plenty of fun stuff to find there... just dont go past greyoll
Bit bigger than limgrave. Yeah no, it's limgrave stacked in top 5 time
Elden ring boss, horse
What do you put next to the starting area? The best early game Rune boost dragon
2nd one is soooo me.
Malenia does not have any undies
8:54
ケイリッドが0？
不公平。
ケイリッドはパリと同じくらい素敵な場所だ！(朱い腐敗脳)
Caelid is basically Brazil; forests are dying, the rivers try to kill you, the locals wanna rob you, animals have rabies etc.
11:19 who is that?
A lot of these weren’t even elden ring memes
I'm at 200 for dlc
Hi I am firsts
Your 4th
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Me dodging Malenia's waterfowl: 🏃♂️🤸♂️🏃♂️➡️🤸♂️
Me dodging Godrick's storm assault: 🧍♂️
That second meme is so true though I think bosses have less hp or do less damage when you first fight them
They don’t it’s just your nerves getting to you
they do if you go to ng+
Male players designing their characters should"ve been the same as female players
0:13 literally my fight with godrik
It sounds dumb to have a boss be a master of something but not weak to it, but it makes sense in a way. You can master the sword but still be vulnerable to being stabbed
Why is that second one so relatable, thats how it was for me fighting malenia
23 minute team lets gooooooooo👇👇🎉🎉. God bless y'all