Man eat convenience store food, if that's good for him then this is very bad Obvs combini food is good but compare to restaurant food is very different
@@skydivenextbut he goes to restaurants all the time. also, just because you tend to eat cheaper food doesn’t mean to can’t appreciate a more expensive pallet. (idk if i’m reading this sentence wrong, but that’s what i got from it)
@@junklex no, you didn't comprehend what I'm trying to say, but it's not your fault is mine not writing properly Konbini food in japan are good but is obvs below restaurant food and if a restaurant food is bad for him that's mean it's bad and below konbini food I like konbini food, I get tunamayo onigiri everyday, everytime I go on vacation there
@@dealerhealer3673Oblivion on 2006 Xbox 360 is prime gaming material. The Shivering Isles, Deepscorn Hollow, mmm I can taste that fine oil painting fantasy vibe now.
I love that everytime he eats a food not up to par, he always plays this soundtrack that is a perfect fit for a cartoon character that walks sadly after losing in a game with his friends.
@1stCallipostle naah those were huge until like the 90s in Europe dunno about America. But in old fancy frenchrestraunts you still get them alot. Just cause you don't know them doesn't mean no one does... most of Europe had them so we often see them at our grandparents houses etc.
THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THE LOSS OF GREEN ONIONS ON THE CHEESY FIESTA POTATOES!!!!! I’m from the Caribbean but spent part of my childhood in the states. When I came back to the states after graduating high school I was heart broken over the change 😭 rip green onions, gone but never forgotten 😔🕊️
For several years I ate at Taco Bell at least once a week and often had a Cheesey Fiesta Potatoes as "dessert". I haven't ate any food from there in years and am heartbroken to learn the green onions are no longer on the Cheesey Fiesta Potatoes.
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes green onions to egg potato breakfast burritos taco cabana and Lotus Foods Millet Ramen BEEF with fried or boiled egg on broth probably better than that
green onions are underrated. they are good on any potato or rice dish. potato casserole with a bunch of green onion is soo good. 1 bag orida frozen hash brown potatoes, 16oz sour cream, 1 can cream of mushroom, 1 stick melted butter, 1 cup diced green onion, 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese. salt pepper. mix together. top with more cheddar cheese. oven 375 for 1 hour. you wont be disappointed.
I still remember the day I lost my PS3 skyrim save. I think that was the first existential crisis of my life at like 16 or 17. The thought of losing like a thousand plus hours was too much to handle.
This is the Japan I remember (1995). Horrible food for outrageous prices. I once bought a rice ball at 7-11 for $15. This channel always makes me think "wow. Things have really changed" but this one is nostalgic. 😂
This is one of my favorite shorts that I have seen from you in a while, and I love all of your videos. Holy Jebus, this has me laughing! Thank you very much, good sir.
Yes. The stuffing of the face with one huge bite better suited to three and then over-the-top moaning. "Sooooo good". I don't know why I watch; despite hating it, I can't seem to help myself.
Sort of because they can sue you for saying it tastes bad in a review, let alone an influencer with a million potential customers being lost. As is the way of Japanese defamation law. 🤮
Some were saying they thought it might be an ost. Some said it could be from ace attorney or animal crossing but nobody seems to know for sure. I definitely agree that it seems to be an ost though.
On Mexican pizzas too. There was an e-coli outbreak or something with their green onions so they took them off the menu. It's been over a decade at least, I don't see why they won't bring them back.
im glad someone understrands my pain in missing the green onions on the potatoes from taco bell. at least they have a potato taco these days to make up for it
Dude I thought I was the only one who still was angry about the scallions getting removed from the cheesy fiesta potatoes. Thank you for showing me that I'm not alone
I know the clear noodles as clear/glass/cellophane/ japchae noodles, but I’m sure there are a million variations depending on the starch used and the country of origin.
@@joshuavick887 No, my dude, that’s a pasta of a different kind. Vermicelli is a wheat based slightly thinner than spaghetti. Rice vermicelli, which I think is what you’re thinking of, is also different, as it’s a thin rice noodle, while the noodles shown in the video are made from starch, usually from sweet potato starch or mung bean starch.
Love it, a consomme bowl. A reather nice one at that. I have one ment for cold soups and so, such dinky handles. Do like those perfectly proportioned monster handles. I would really like to sit down to this meal. Looks devine.
I remember when my very first 3000+ saves-savefile (probably like 800-1200 hours) of Oblivion on Xbox 360 suddenly were corrupted one day booting it up. Sad times.
if I recall, those clear looking noodles in the salad in the beginning are Konjac noodles. They're made with Knojac Jelly, and are known as a near no calorie food, also getting them the name "Miracle Noodles".
$28 for that? (I know that's not the current exchange rate, but it's easier to simply go with 100 to 1 and considering that it is uncommon for Japan to change prices often it very well may have been $28 sometime in the past 10 years)
Thank you for finally recognizing the absolute tragedy that was the loss of the green onions on the cheesy fiesta potatoes. Nobody wants to talk about it, but we can't ignore the truth forever. That was a dark day in food history and it's about time someone had the guts to talk about it in public.
As someone who has played COUNTLESS hours of Skyrim on the ps3 over the past few years (obviously post-patch, but still. It’s Skyrim yo.), I feel this in my SOUL. 😵💫
If the chill foodman in Japan says it’s bad, it must be pretty damn bad
Man eat convenience store food, if that's good for him then this is very bad
Obvs combini food is good but compare to restaurant food is very different
Yeah something must be pretty bad to irritate a weaboo in Japan.
It was the Iiii don't like it. for me.
@@skydivenextbut he goes to restaurants all the time. also, just because you tend to eat cheaper food doesn’t mean to can’t appreciate a more expensive pallet. (idk if i’m reading this sentence wrong, but that’s what i got from it)
@@junklex no, you didn't comprehend what I'm trying to say, but it's not your fault is mine not writing properly
Konbini food in japan are good but is obvs below restaurant food and if a restaurant food is bad for him that's mean it's bad and below konbini food
I like konbini food, I get tunamayo onigiri everyday, everytime I go on vacation there
Not a corrupted pre-patch Skyrim save on ps3 😩💀
New skybox was trash. Old rim skybox will always be superior. The lighting too.
I must say the rest is better on Special Edition.
Who cares, now oblivion on xbox 360 🤌🏽
@@dealerhealer3673Oblivion on 2006 Xbox 360 is prime gaming material. The Shivering Isles, Deepscorn Hollow, mmm I can taste that fine oil painting fantasy vibe now.
@@dealerhealer3673so happy i switched to pc when i got a job
First the title, then the music, and lastly his negative thoughts on the omurice. Can’t get any worse than this.😅
It does, then he shows the receipt 😬
The music got me 😂😂
@@liesalllies21 usd for mediocre omurice is a true tragedy
What’s the song
@@liesalllies 20 bucks for what has to truly be garbage.
That "Cuz I don't liiike it" brought me so much joy
Same! XD
Same 😆 That was cute.
Ditto
I'm here for the Southern twang
@@jw7268frfr
You already know when this soundtrack turns on the food bout to be bad 😭
This comment is a MESS man 🤣😂
This is true. You definitely get ugh vibes from it. 😆
What's this song from?
@@willsoesounds like some ost from ace attorney
@@Tefezilla I don't think it's Ace Attorney.
Does sound familiar but can't put my finger on it. I want to say Animal Crossing.
“But preferences aside, good food is good food. But this is bad.” 😂
The way he gave it hope, and then took it away…
I love that everytime he eats a food not up to par, he always plays this soundtrack that is a perfect fit for a cartoon character that walks sadly after losing in a game with his friends.
Hell that omelet looked disappointing before you even said anything. The beef looks lost, not like star of the dish like its intended to be.
You can absolutely tell that they used nothing more than a pinch of spice. It’s colored by nothing more than the egg yolk
looks like something that's meant to look good on instagram but taste mediocre but it doesn't even succeed in looking good
The egg looks depressing
The eggs dont have a vibrant color either. They look beige instead of yellow, like they werent fresh and lost their flavor
guess you could say he's got beef with this omurice 😏
>:[
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You son of a bitch, I love ya!
Take my like and get out
I think he said he got beef, and nothing else. 😢
*BOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!* 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Not the AI-generated teacup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was too accurate
so people here are just too young to know what a soup cup is??
@@olik136 It's an incredibly niche item, no matter where you are in time.
@1stCallipostle naah those were huge until like the 90s in Europe dunno about America. But in old fancy frenchrestraunts you still get them alot. Just cause you don't know them doesn't mean no one does... most of Europe had them so we often see them at our grandparents houses etc.
@@1stCallipostlethey are still used in Europe at weddings etc in big restaurants…
THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THE LOSS OF GREEN ONIONS ON THE CHEESY FIESTA POTATOES!!!!! I’m from the Caribbean but spent part of my childhood in the states. When I came back to the states after graduating high school I was heart broken over the change 😭 rip green onions, gone but never forgotten 😔🕊️
Haven't had it in years in and ordered it few weeks ago and thought was forgotten but mad not there anymore
For several years I ate at Taco Bell at least once a week and often had a Cheesey Fiesta Potatoes as "dessert". I haven't ate any food from there in years and am heartbroken to learn the green onions are no longer on the Cheesey Fiesta Potatoes.
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes green onions to egg potato breakfast burritos taco cabana and Lotus Foods Millet Ramen BEEF with fried or boiled egg on broth probably better than that
green onions are underrated. they are good on any potato or rice dish. potato casserole with a bunch of green onion is soo good. 1 bag orida frozen hash brown potatoes, 16oz sour cream, 1 can cream of mushroom, 1 stick melted butter, 1 cup diced green onion, 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese. salt pepper. mix together. top with more cheddar cheese. oven 375 for 1 hour. you wont be disappointed.
"Because i ont like it.😩"
I still remember the day I lost my PS3 skyrim save. I think that was the first existential crisis of my life at like 16 or 17. The thought of losing like a thousand plus hours was too much to handle.
2800 yen is criminal when there’s so much better food in Japan for a fraction of that
I paid 2800¥ for a full 6 course kaiseki lunch meal so this is really poor value 😅
Its $20 🤔
@@ctc2469 money in japan isn't just thrown around like dollars
@@ctc2469
I would NOT pay $20 for that. XD
This is the Japan I remember (1995). Horrible food for outrageous prices. I once bought a rice ball at 7-11 for $15. This channel always makes me think "wow. Things have really changed" but this one is nostalgic. 😂
This is one of my favorite shorts that I have seen from you in a while, and I love all of your videos. Holy Jebus, this has me laughing! Thank you very much, good sir.
That Skyrim analogy was HEAVY
The way you said, "cause I don't like it" made me giggle!! 😂
Holy damn that last line just MURDERED EM.
I really like how you’re honest about shit you dont like, most of these other food channels are fake as hell
Yes. The stuffing of the face with one huge bite better suited to three and then over-the-top moaning. "Sooooo good". I don't know why I watch; despite hating it, I can't seem to help myself.
Sort of because they can sue you for saying it tastes bad in a review, let alone an influencer with a million potential customers being lost. As is the way of Japanese defamation law. 🤮
You don't have a lazy voice, JapanEats. Your voice is very active.
Tbh his voice sounds like he just woke up and decided to go film food videos. I think it has its charm compare to the AI voice he used to do tho.
It sounds shit. Thanks fuck for the sub titles.
Actively lazy, yes.
The music selection is impeccable. You have a gift, Mr. Eats!
what’s it from ?
@@nopalsito_ idk. It goes like this, bum bum bum bum, slow and low bass. It kind of sounds like Cumbia to me. Like a slow circus march.
Some were saying they thought it might be an ost. Some said it could be from ace attorney or animal crossing but nobody seems to know for sure. I definitely agree that it seems to be an ost though.
"i don't lllllliiiike it" lol
THANK YOU!!! The cheesy potatoes don’t taste the same without the green onions!
Exactly u dont miss something til uts gone..havent had them since
You know its gonna be bad if his choice of music be like:
When ever Omurice is mentioned, I’m always reminded of the film Tampopo
Heh, the two-handle-cup is common in Poland as a bowl for beetroot soup XD
“Cause Ion’t lyyyyket” 😂 I don’t think I’ve ever heard you so animated.
This somehow looks like something Gordon Ramsey would have a field day in on hotel hell 😂
This is an honest review. And this is why I like your shorts.
Damn, now I want some Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes.. 😢
Shit you’re right. They DID use to have green onions on the Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes. 😢
On Mexican pizzas too. There was an e-coli outbreak or something with their green onions so they took them off the menu. It's been over a decade at least, I don't see why they won't bring them back.
As I heard those trombone "whomp whomps" I knew this was gonna be a bad one 😂
Even though you gave this "lukewarm" reviews, it still looks 100x better than every restaurant order I've placed in the past 3 years😂❤😂.
Thats the problem. It's focused on looking good for social media, not tasting good.
It probably costs 100x more too using the Kobe beef and stupid teacups 😂😭
@@KT-ki6gzhe showed the price, ~2300 yen, like 15 bucks
go to better places
Look again its 2838@@orti1283
Honestly, by just looking at it, I knew it was going to be bad. That egg looks so sad.
I love the way he said "I don't liiiike it" after talking about the omelet being soufflé style
im glad someone understrands my pain in missing the green onions on the potatoes from taco bell. at least they have a potato taco these days to make up for it
"Good for the thumbnail, but terrible for me 'cuz i'on'lahk'it." 😂
It's the "cause ion like it" for me 😂😂
That pre-patch ps3 skyrim comparison really hit me right in the feels 😢 thank you for the video 🙏
This is not how I wanted to find out that Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes used to have green onions on them
Skyrim joke hit me hard. Ouchy
"I don't wanna be too hard on them"
_drops the most savage gamer insult I've ever heard_
The AI generated tea cup absolutely killed me
I love the music choice, it really sets the tone for his disappointment
This is an interesting music choice, I love it
I can appreciate the balance of likes and dislikes of meals you present. Thanks for sharing!❤
Can you try octopus senbei? Love your vids
Dude I thought I was the only one who still was angry about the scallions getting removed from the cheesy fiesta potatoes. Thank you for showing me that I'm not alone
Oof! That PS3 Skyrim comment hit hard for me. It was PS3 Fallout 3 in my case.
Some people should not be mothers. They treated this poor disabled child worse than a prisoner/slave. RIP Timothy. May you join God in peace ❤🙏
“Iduunntliiikeiiit”
- Japan Eats
- and now also me
I know the clear noodles as clear/glass/cellophane/ japchae noodles, but I’m sure there are a million variations depending on the starch used and the country of origin.
‘Vermicelli’ is pretty common
@@joshuavick887vermicelli is bae
@@joshuavick887Idk, vermicelli are not clear/glassy, can we find a better name?
I was always told they are called “silver noodles”. Not sure if that’s correct or not 🤷🏻♀️
@@joshuavick887 No, my dude, that’s a pasta of a different kind. Vermicelli is a wheat based slightly thinner than spaghetti. Rice vermicelli, which I think is what you’re thinking of, is also different, as it’s a thin rice noodle, while the noodles shown in the video are made from starch, usually from sweet potato starch or mung bean starch.
Love it, a consomme bowl. A reather nice one at that. I have one ment for cold soups and so, such dinky handles. Do like those perfectly proportioned monster handles. I would really like to sit down to this meal. Looks devine.
I remember when my very first 3000+ saves-savefile (probably like 800-1200 hours) of Oblivion on Xbox 360 suddenly were corrupted one day booting it up. Sad times.
goddamn that Skyrim callback was a hit of nostalgia I was not expecting to feel today
"clear noodle-y things" ... sounds about right. You're good.👌
I would be down to try that dish!! 🤣🤭 I’m hungry af rn!!!
The "I don't loik it" got me
“With this AI-generated teacup”
Burst out laughing 😂 I was not expecting that but it’s spot on
The A.I. generated tea cup was spot on 😂
That final sentence had me like "DAMN!" 😂
Is that a restaurant or a furniture store?
never have shame for your honesty
My first thought when you cut into it: "those were EGGS?!"
I’ve had a corrupt Sonic Adventure 2 Battle save file and I’d rather have mediocre/nothing food than what you just described
How is your music choice always impeccable
if I recall, those clear looking noodles in the salad in the beginning are Konjac noodles. They're made with Knojac Jelly, and are known as a near no calorie food, also getting them the name "Miracle Noodles".
Love the honesty. It's called an opinion. I respect it.
There were green onions on the cheesy fiesta potatoes?!??! You bastard! I didn't know what I was missing 😢
I feel so validated finally hearing another person remembers the green onions on cheesy Fiesta potatoes.
Well that's one thing I don't need to try. That skyrim reference told me everthing I need to know. 😂
$28 for that? (I know that's not the current exchange rate, but it's easier to simply go with 100 to 1 and considering that it is uncommon for Japan to change prices often it very well may have been $28 sometime in the past 10 years)
Well, its a france restaurant in japan. It bound to be more expensive lol
Yeah with the current exchange rate it’s closer to $20 which is almost fine by US standards but you can get much better food in Japan for much cheaper
@@BerryBabaBear*French
The $$ is because of the fancy beef (Kobe beef is considered really high quality and so is expensive).
Green onions missing from the cheesy fiesta potatoes is one of the great American tragedies.
Thank you for finally recognizing the absolute tragedy that was the loss of the green onions on the cheesy fiesta potatoes. Nobody wants to talk about it, but we can't ignore the truth forever. That was a dark day in food history and it's about time someone had the guts to talk about it in public.
Glad I'm not the only one who still hasn't recovered from having their PS3 Skyrim save corrupt...
“I onnn like it” 😆
Thank you Dustin for all that you do ♥️
The way he said "i don't like it" tho 😂😂😂
The main dish looks similar to a traditional west African dish. I’d like to try this one day
I appreciate your consistency
How do you mess up beef eggs rice and gravy?! Ive tried and people have still 10/10 it.
Good job! You've met January's influencer integrity quota.
"'cos ah don't lahhhhk it" you can just hear the sadness )':
i kinda wanna try it 0_0
Food, Japan and a Skyrim reference - I've found home
"ION LIE KIT" 🤣
As someone who has played COUNTLESS hours of Skyrim on the ps3 over the past few years (obviously post-patch, but still. It’s Skyrim yo.), I feel this in my SOUL. 😵💫
Could you introduce your countey fooda in China ?
I love to sew them.😊
“i dont like it”😫 STOp I love him
I've been contemplating trying this place forever. Thanks for the warning lol
It reminds me off the really butter foam that you get in an espresso martini
Hey, so some people in Japan DO know how to fully cook eggs. I don't know what you're complaining about. That looks delicious.
Bro I feel you about the cheesy fiesta potatoes.
I legit said "gawd damn it must be bad" when i read Skyrim ahead of time
I’m happy I always get your game references
Skyrim in the Ps3 and Xbox 360 Era 🥰
Damn you hit home with the green onions 😢
Bro it looked like no one was in the restaurant you helped it stay open longer
The green onions were EVERYTHING 😢😢
Caught me off guard with the "I'on'like it"