BATTLBOX : Mission 32 (October 2017) Self Defense Box (FUN STUFF)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024

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  • @Skyfall-sv8df
    @Skyfall-sv8df 6 лет назад +220

    Yet again i see why i could never waste money on the monthly subcription boxes. Thanks for saving me money. Good review

    • @gachagachagacha9977
      @gachagachagacha9977 4 года назад +6

      Skyfall 007 yes I agree strongly it is a big waste of money

    • @greyde6620
      @greyde6620 3 года назад +3

      Trust me... he is making his money back by doing these reviews

  • @iwant007
    @iwant007 6 лет назад +135

    You can actually buy most of this crap on amazon and spend less the 150, how is this company still alive

    • @itseli2475
      @itseli2475 6 лет назад +6

      James Bond no, this is the $25 box. The better one is $100

    • @Skyguy-hi2rk
      @Skyguy-hi2rk 5 лет назад +5

      @LordKellthe1st all of that stuff is probably more than 25.

    • @saint8257
      @saint8257 5 лет назад +7

      @@Skyguy-hi2rk They buy them in bulk so it's cheaper than buying only one unit

    • @zachary6313
      @zachary6313 5 лет назад +5

      Idiot's like this is the reason why this company is still alive lol

    • @ryanfrank7758
      @ryanfrank7758 3 года назад

      @@itseli2475 if you read the panel that he pulled from the top it said the $119 box came with the double locking karambit. He spent $120 for this garbage.

  • @piratenet2878
    @piratenet2878 6 лет назад +8

    This makes me glad I never wasted money getting a subscription the older boxes seemed so much better the contents were more interesting and the quality was better.

  • @BitchyBoxxy
    @BitchyBoxxy 6 лет назад +26

    Jeff... the battletac plug is for the urethra.

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 6 лет назад +15

    Jeff's like "HELL YEAH, TACTICAL BUTTPLUG!"

  • @BornIn1500
    @BornIn1500 6 лет назад +153

    You don't want that glass breaker part poking into your hand when you hit something. You're supposed to strike with that end.

    • @braxton8340
      @braxton8340 6 лет назад +5

      BornIn1500 I thought the same

    • @Raging-Lion
      @Raging-Lion 6 лет назад +1

      BornIn1500 was just gonna post that 😂😂😂

    • @BETTERNOTGOLIVEBOY
      @BETTERNOTGOLIVEBOY 6 лет назад

      Crack a skull for sure

    • @darealrulezbreaker9493
      @darealrulezbreaker9493 5 лет назад +1

      you wouldnt notice it if it does not have a sharp tip

    • @fmbdan
      @fmbdan 5 лет назад

      Lol damn! I actually missed that. premium observation!

  • @thegit8698
    @thegit8698 6 лет назад +323

    The reason i don't carry/use those defence pens is because they look like butt plugs

    • @PiousWildcarde
      @PiousWildcarde 6 лет назад +4

      Jas Ward you're sick

    • @regalprivate6372
      @regalprivate6372 6 лет назад +1

      Charles McLain is there anyway we can actually but things like knifes online for the uk I wanna get some good stuff but no where sells stuff lol

    • @pennise
      @pennise 6 лет назад +27

      The reason i don't carry/use those butt plugs is because they look like defence pens.

    • @illuminatedcrosshairs7865
      @illuminatedcrosshairs7865 5 лет назад +7

      How do you know what a butt plug looks like?😳😳😳 experience or hanging with the wrong crowd? Damn!!! I liked my own comment because you tube has deemed me as a liberal hater and a enemy of their liberal socialist beliefs!!, and I really don’t give a rats ass! How about that you tube ?? Block me some more because it’s all you can do to stop us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And in the end you will lose because America is awake now and you and all the other liberals are finally going to get what you deserve!... American justice! BOOM!! Two restrooms, no open borders and the right to bare arms!!! You cannot change what made this country great and you cannot stop American’s from making it even greater even before the idiots tried to destroy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As demented as you liberals are, and the sick ass message you are trying to force down our children’s throat by saying it’s ok to be gay. We will fight you to the very end!!! And the border will not be overrun by criminals trying to convince America that they seeking anything else but a place to hide and a free handout from the hardworking citizens of ( our ) great country!! And all the$$ and media, Hollywood idiots are not going to help your cause one freakin bit!!!! Got it?? Probably not.....................

    • @papaspaulding
      @papaspaulding 5 лет назад +3

      @@thegit8698 aIf it's a fixed blade or lockable blade it's still illegal to carry here in the UK regardless of size. it could be a one-inch blade but still, illegal if its a lockable blade. legally you can only carry a 'folding knife' of under 3 and a half inches

  • @JonathanMMarten
    @JonathanMMarten 5 лет назад +172

    They basically just ship garbage to your house.

    • @napoleonerogers
      @napoleonerogers 5 лет назад +2

      Rockabilly Jon 😂

    • @brokeangryjerry9605
      @brokeangryjerry9605 5 лет назад +7

      its looks cool i guess? Other than that having this many weapons just make you seem like a dangerous person

    • @potassiumcyanide3857
      @potassiumcyanide3857 5 лет назад +5

      I dont think pepper spray's garbage

    • @mariosmatzoros3553
      @mariosmatzoros3553 5 лет назад +4

      @@brokeangryjerry9605 No it doesn't...

    • @narq5099
      @narq5099 4 года назад +8

      As they say, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

  • @chanceth5957
    @chanceth5957 4 года назад +6

    “Incest huh?” 😂😂😂😂😂 got me

  • @briksthedog01
    @briksthedog01 5 лет назад +69

    Interesting. Oh that's interesting. Hey that's interesting. Man you know that's just interesting

    • @danieldeblieux3609
      @danieldeblieux3609 5 лет назад +4

      Interestingly enough he doesnt get tired of using that word..how Interesting!!!

    • @elijahjohnson3125
      @elijahjohnson3125 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ntherrington
      @ntherrington 5 лет назад +3

      He says interesting but I think he means “I have nothing interesting to say”

    • @infamousrider8287
      @infamousrider8287 5 лет назад +1

      Yalls comments are interesting

  • @leebatchelder8367
    @leebatchelder8367 6 лет назад +67

    He says "even tho its small.....it's still fully functional."
    Me: That's what she said.....(laughs...)

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 4 года назад +1

      I had to stifle a giggle from this

    • @johnnyredeyes7592
      @johnnyredeyes7592 4 года назад +2

      if a tittle would be fickle why does she giggle

    • @drgibblesgaming7884
      @drgibblesgaming7884 4 года назад

      Just remember.... even the smallest nail hurts at 200mph

    • @kristijanhorvat1294
      @kristijanhorvat1294 4 года назад

      @Cosmickiller 2008ツ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂‼️

  • @Jesses001
    @Jesses001 6 лет назад +72

    I used to sell that exact stun gun. Different branding though. It is produced in China and you can have the factory put whatever brand you request on it. The lowest voltage they make at that factory is 800,000. It will leave little burn marks. Also, when you first tried to turn it on, you would had stunned yourself. The side metal plates are strike plates so if you are swigging the stun gun like a baton, or if someone gets a hold of it, the side plates WILL shock you. I had someone grab that with two hands similar to what you did an zapped the hell out of themselves, ha.

    • @hiralsamat3513
      @hiralsamat3513 6 лет назад

      Jesse

    • @catherineg9943
      @catherineg9943 6 лет назад +1

      My son bought his GF a stun gun. Me, being me, wanted to try it out. I zapped myself a dozen times. Didn't hurt. (My SON said it hurt). Left burn marks though, LOL!

  • @OMGLYKEWOW
    @OMGLYKEWOW 6 лет назад +4

    "It's interesting because even though it's small, it is extremely functional."
    XD

    • @biem7091
      @biem7091 3 года назад

      First grader

    • @OMGLYKEWOW
      @OMGLYKEWOW 3 года назад

      @@biem7091 I enjoy humor like that. Fuckin sue me

  • @DJBroniXOfficial
    @DJBroniXOfficial 6 лет назад +43

    I think that bottle knuck might be a money clip

    • @diabloed3909
      @diabloed3909 6 лет назад

      DJ BroniX yeah it looks like a money clip I thought the same thing

    • @nanakparas4776
      @nanakparas4776 6 лет назад

      DJ BroniX paras Agarwal ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤i l y

    • @BrockNessMonster1991
      @BrockNessMonster1991 6 лет назад +2

      DJ BroniX - it’s not lol it has nothing to clamp down on your money with, it would just fall out. The gap is to be slid on your belt for carry

    • @pillcosbyandtheroofies5140
      @pillcosbyandtheroofies5140 5 лет назад

      Belt buckle guys

    • @aaafire1776
      @aaafire1776 5 лет назад +1

      Brock Nasty it would fall off your belt the same way that Gap is to clear glass so that you can exit a window

  • @theimpolitebloke7429
    @theimpolitebloke7429 6 лет назад

    Look at these kids playing with their little knives. Back in our day we used to go to the merry ol' tavern with our halberds on.

  • @Corvus__
    @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +6

    "Come on guys get your head out of the gutter!"
    Look who's talking. You're the one who said it.

  • @kevinblood9967
    @kevinblood9967 6 лет назад +107

    What's up with everything having a bottle opener? Come on get drunk and play with these toys. Ridiculous. All flea market items.

    • @dickweedjohnson6447
      @dickweedjohnson6447 5 лет назад +8

      All these monthly boxes are filled with junk. Some of them are junkier tjan others lol

    • @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489
      @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489 5 лет назад +4

      If you got a table you can open a bottle

    • @dickweedjohnson6447
      @dickweedjohnson6447 5 лет назад +2

      @@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489 if you have another bottle you can open a beer

    • @kyrankent7844
      @kyrankent7844 5 лет назад

      It's not junk it build "character"

    • @garrettm2289
      @garrettm2289 5 лет назад

      Some of these are sold as "bottle openers" so they're legal

  • @justsomecarrotheredontmind8434
    @justsomecarrotheredontmind8434 5 лет назад +3

    AS SOON AS I HEARD YOUR VOICE I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE DOLLAR STEAK GUY!!!!

  • @scottmccormick9902
    @scottmccormick9902 5 лет назад

    The spike is a q baton used in self defence for attacking pressure points and applying pressure to joints and wounding fleshy areas

  • @ryzae6202
    @ryzae6202 3 года назад

    i love how Jeff is like "this is a great box!" and people in the comments are like "this is trash"
    also the "ice guy" comment fucking killed me

  • @aaronwag2459
    @aaronwag2459 6 лет назад +375

    Every thing in that box except for the paper is illegal in Canada

    • @collinmackin5911
      @collinmackin5911 6 лет назад +32

      Aaron Wag It's illegal everywhere that isn't the USA.

    • @aaronwag2459
      @aaronwag2459 6 лет назад +2

      iL Spartacus iL
      what?

    • @collinmackin5911
      @collinmackin5911 6 лет назад +9

      Aaron Wag All of this stuff is mostly only legal in the US. No other countries let you just buy knives this easily.

    • @charlesmclain4047
      @charlesmclain4047 6 лет назад +25

      The paper may be illegal too, you never know nowadays. :/

    • @aaronwag2459
      @aaronwag2459 6 лет назад +1

      iL Spartacus iL
      oh I see now.

  • @roryos
    @roryos 6 лет назад +17

    You know what's funny? The rape alarm is the only thing in this box that's legal in the UK.

    • @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854
      @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854 6 лет назад +2

      コンピューティング A E S T H E T I C i dislike the laws in this country.

    • @Bobster709
      @Bobster709 6 лет назад +2

      Same with Canada lol

    • @shawndooley7778
      @shawndooley7778 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah so we can have a deafening siren going off as we get raped lol

    • @jon...5324
      @jon...5324 6 лет назад +1

      Actually so depressing

    • @justinriley8651
      @justinriley8651 6 лет назад +1

      The alarm plays some Marvin Gaye to set the mood.

  • @Cweets
    @Cweets 6 лет назад +2

    Hahahaha! I always love to look at ”bottle openers” and “paper weights” (knuckles)

  • @fmbdan
    @fmbdan 5 лет назад +1

    Oh, one more thing, I didn't hold it in my hand and I don't know what the cost but, I think the belt knife would be very helpful. Loved the way it securely locked into it's sheath. Easily accessible and safe. Also matte black so, very stealthy.

  • @DurdleKing
    @DurdleKing 6 лет назад +15

    I like the fact that that cheaper looking knife has a lot of mounting options. Haha. That bottle opener will break your finger from the look of things :P

  • @NotWellKnown
    @NotWellKnown 6 лет назад +35

    I used to have a Snarl. It was a good knife, but a bit too thick for slicing. Unfortunately, someone broke into my house on Christmas last year and stole my entire knife collection, aside from a few I had with me. Getting robbed sucks.

    • @themawsjawz_9491
      @themawsjawz_9491 6 лет назад +4

      NotWellKnown
      That sucks balls man.
      Merry fucking Christmas damn.
      That guy ever get caught?

    • @1nkw3ll
      @1nkw3ll 6 лет назад +2

      Kim Zhang Knowing how stories of stolen knives go, if the original owner took good care of his knives, the thief will have sashimi fingers for a long time to come

    • @rambo20866
      @rambo20866 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry to hear that!!! Hurricane Katrina took my knife collection, racecar and well the whole damn house!!!!

  • @HELLO-gp1dg
    @HELLO-gp1dg 5 лет назад

    The metal dagger is a kubotan used for very close range used them to jab their pressure points and take them down in seconds very useful and tactical tool to carry around on a day to day basis

  • @charlessmith8061
    @charlessmith8061 5 лет назад

    I have a SOG Multi tool, have bought quite a few over the years starting out in the early 90's with a GERBER multi-tool. lost it when i transferred to west coast. i just bought a new Gerber, silhoute. really light. nice tool to carry

  • @chrism3044
    @chrism3044 5 лет назад +5

    To some up his review in a word, interesting.

  • @MartinAston00
    @MartinAston00 5 лет назад +9

    I don’t think you’re supposed to punch with the glass breaking tip in your palm...

  • @evanfurn920
    @evanfurn920 5 лет назад +1

    I'm so happy I found this channel again

  • @gredinmcconnell5959
    @gredinmcconnell5959 4 года назад +2

    He said "It's menacing but y'all sickos would think otherwise." But then he says "It's in your pants and you pull it out."

  • @clutchmasters3402
    @clutchmasters3402 5 лет назад +39

    Who needs a defence pen , when you have a 38 in your pocket.

  • @cheroguy
    @cheroguy 6 лет назад +36

    That readyman knife looks like a rip off from the gerber ghost strike

    • @cutlerylover
      @cutlerylover  6 лет назад +5

      yeah its pretty damn close in design

    • @williammain7646
      @williammain7646 6 лет назад

      Its actually is an ghoststrike hybrid...seen it on another Gerber video..the original ghoststrike is one of my EDCS

    • @TheCrazyNextdoor
      @TheCrazyNextdoor 6 лет назад

      It's a horrid copy of it. I carry the ghostrike, a Schrade Schf14, and a Spyderco Tenacious as edc

  • @codemiesterbeats
    @codemiesterbeats 5 лет назад

    I have 1 push dagger I bought years ago from a mail order job... its called "the little deeper" I think its kinda marketed to guys who dive and swim etc... basically it straps you your arm/leg and you in theory use it against a shark attack.

  • @KeKsEfReSsEr200
    @KeKsEfReSsEr200 6 лет назад

    That "plug" is not meant to stab, it's a kubotan.
    It's a self defence device, used to push/press it needs some practice to learn how to use it, but it's really effective once you mastered it

  • @225Gio
    @225Gio 6 лет назад +10

    The balisong is stupid bc you cant safely flip a duble edged knife

  • @benhess807
    @benhess807 5 лет назад +6

    The real self defense box would come with a .45 for cc and an ar for the house

    • @Skyguy-hi2rk
      @Skyguy-hi2rk 5 лет назад +2

      Don't forget the tactical shotgun that can fit in your glovebox and the 20mm cannon in the center console.

    • @benhess807
      @benhess807 5 лет назад

      For sure

    • @connermcgibbon6934
      @connermcgibbon6934 5 лет назад

      Yep America the only place you need a gun on the street for “self defence”

    • @SuperVarunan
      @SuperVarunan 5 лет назад

      @@connermcgibbon6934 ... Say that back to yourself in your head again slowly...

  • @michaelc.4321
    @michaelc.4321 6 лет назад

    Btw 120 decibels is ridiculously loud. It’s definitely within the threshold of pain so not only is it to scare an assaulting person, but it could be used as a possible weapon if put up to the person’s ear.

  • @DEADLOK69
    @DEADLOK69 3 года назад

    Keep that "Kara" away from Doug Marchida. He will go crazy with that knife. And do not invite him in your house. By the time he will leave, you will find your "Kara" missing.

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 6 лет назад +18

    Vipertek
    Vaportek
    Raptortek
    Tigertek
    Talontek
    Dragontek
    ...SLOTHTEK?

  • @kwii22789
    @kwii22789 6 лет назад +85

    $119.99 for that karambit.. right...

    • @kwii22789
      @kwii22789 6 лет назад +13

      $60 for that ice pick and $60 for the shitty fixed blade... ok..

    • @MrLazyeyedhobo
      @MrLazyeyedhobo 6 лет назад +18

      Overpriced bullshit for retards with too much money.

    • @2jumpmanflight3
      @2jumpmanflight3 6 лет назад

      qdp612 yea bro CS:GO

    • @Odin50Cal
      @Odin50Cal 6 лет назад +2

      As someone who loves so many chinese imported products, recent findings in the Chinese Metal industry have indicated that an immense amount of materials are not up to Standards outside of China.
      So many times I've seen a product be made in china, sold in bulk for relatively cheap, and then an American company rebrands and repackages the cheap/inexpensive chinese product, and sells it for a premium.
      I would have been happy to buy a D2 knife from china before I was aware of this problem.

  • @suffering69420
    @suffering69420 4 года назад +1

    Man you have the right to get angry about this.
    But for me im kinda satisfied about this it's not like you'll get kidnapped or attacked everyday anyway.

  • @mattheweagle3580
    @mattheweagle3580 6 лет назад

    The "thing" is a kubaton. It is meant for pressure points, but even if you're not trained it is still an effective non lethal.

  • @snoopu2601
    @snoopu2601 6 лет назад +4

    Good thing's come in small boxes those would be felony where im live most of them

  • @gabriellecervenakova8815
    @gabriellecervenakova8815 4 года назад +5

    Literally every time I skip 10 seconds he says "interesting"

  • @davidelkington117
    @davidelkington117 4 года назад

    Bottle opener : Drink a beer before you drop your attacker ....lol

  • @emilwestgaardhenriksen1715
    @emilwestgaardhenriksen1715 6 лет назад

    I thought it was my dog snoring jere but when I looked for him he was nowhere to be found untill you said you dog was snoring
    😂😂😂 Nice video honest and direct 😊

  • @myramadd6651
    @myramadd6651 6 лет назад +79

    And that knuckle thing also looks like a moneyclip, too.

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 5 лет назад +5

    What is this? A neck-knife for ants?

  • @gabrielaornelas8093
    @gabrielaornelas8093 5 лет назад +1

    “Looks likes plug of sorts”😂😂

  • @danielabert707
    @danielabert707 5 лет назад +2

    You are exactly just like Hank from Breaking Bad.

  • @soundwavepiano8853
    @soundwavepiano8853 6 лет назад +41

    I'll stick with my 357 snubby

    • @boomerhgt
      @boomerhgt 5 лет назад +1

      Oldschool Cyborg Go on shoot somebody with your 357 Snubby you know you want to....and spend a long time in a metal box with many more gun lovers

    • @guthy1675
      @guthy1675 5 лет назад +3

      @boomerhgt have fun taking a dirt nap because your swiss army knife didn't get the job done or have fun twirling your finger slingers around

  • @mealex303
    @mealex303 6 лет назад +3

    Christmas for you daily isnt it jeff.

  • @Drengr-1
    @Drengr-1 4 года назад

    That long pointy thing is for smacking pressure points on the neck and chest as I have one

  • @j.sigmon3498
    @j.sigmon3498 4 года назад

    you can use the spike tool to help loosen rope knots that are tied too tight

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou 6 лет назад +11

    "pull that thing out of your pants" cutlerylover 2017

  • @ObservantPiratePlus
    @ObservantPiratePlus 5 лет назад +6

    Those rubberized coatings on handles eventually oxidize and break down, getting so sticky that you'll need to remove it with lighter fluid or some other cleaning fluid, to get down to the metal, if you still want to carry it.

  • @robertn4840
    @robertn4840 6 лет назад

    this looks like one of the better BattleBoxes they've put out. Pretty cool stuff

  • @dday2822
    @dday2822 6 лет назад

    Didn't even finish the video, had to go order that neck knife as soon as I saw it 😂

  • @camman532
    @camman532 6 лет назад +6

    The karambit seems interesting but i will stick to my fox 479 lol

  • @GalaxysGreatestDad
    @GalaxysGreatestDad 6 лет назад +4

    As law enforcment who lives in NY be sure to check your local laws where you live, most of these items are illegal to possess in NY except for law enforcement and first responders.

    • @stephenmitchell3569
      @stephenmitchell3569 6 лет назад +2

      Lyndon Durgan that way only the criminals can have them! Is New York still part of the USA?

    • @stephenmitchell3569
      @stephenmitchell3569 6 лет назад

      Oh I remember we elected president Trump now maybe New York can join the Union 🤔

  • @newcoyote
    @newcoyote 6 лет назад

    No WAY Mantis is anything other than something someone set up to punk us. Their stuff is pure comedy.

  • @dalecarpenter8359
    @dalecarpenter8359 6 лет назад

    Opening knives always makes me feel better !

  • @zionnemakoma1398
    @zionnemakoma1398 5 лет назад +3

    The knife looks like a failed recreation of Crescent Rose from RWBY

  • @Cweets
    @Cweets 6 лет назад +13

    Lol “a plug of sorts” 😂😂 lmao

  • @yourock3794
    @yourock3794 6 лет назад

    "Get your head out of the gutter" literally didn't think of that until you made the reference. In a box labelled "self-defense", I wouldn't think of that at all I would (and did) think "Oh, that's a cool idea, a little pocket, pokey thingy."

  • @saulgoodman7370
    @saulgoodman7370 6 лет назад

    That ViperTec stun gun was one of the first self defence weapon I got. Had a lot of run ins with the neighborhood dogs, first night I got it was pretty awesome. Pit bull was loose and roaming the street meanwhile I was on a walk, dashed straight at me with my stun gun armed, ZAP ZAP and the dog ran to the hills. Very handy for getting rid of mosquitos, roaches, spiders, yeah.

  • @hamschh
    @hamschh 6 лет назад +4

    *is getting shot at a country concert*...."Wait hold on i need to take out my bottle opener i got from BattlBox"

    • @fromthepit7164
      @fromthepit7164 6 лет назад +2

      GOD. Too soon lol .....jk I've made worse jokes at work

  • @AlexMig
    @AlexMig 6 лет назад +3

    Someone knows a lot about plugs

  • @rnichols1990
    @rnichols1990 6 лет назад +1

    “I still have a frog in my throat”
    - Jeff, 2017

  • @EldridPanda
    @EldridPanda 6 лет назад

    I have the same model Vipertech taser. It is I believe 500,000 volts. I shocked myself accidentally the other day and it's uncomfortable but not horrible.

  • @vrich3733
    @vrich3733 6 лет назад +35

    Hey Jeff....I wonder if they have a NJ compliant battle box? lol
    The Dagger nope not here, Stun gun 'ILLEGAL' and if the pepper spray is over .75oz thats ILLEGAL to. Yep NJ where fun comes to DIE! 😆
    NJ Battle Box: Rape whistle, Toe tag and a body bag 😂🤣😂

    • @BravoGorilla
      @BravoGorilla 6 лет назад +1

      On the plus side, you have all those self defense laws, so violent crime has to be like nothing, right? Right? It works that way, right?

    • @vrich3733
      @vrich3733 6 лет назад +1

      BravoGorilla almost as good as Chicago, not quite but we’re getting there 👍

    • @mellonmarshall
      @mellonmarshall 6 лет назад +1

      I was thinking that as a Brit, and how much is illegal to own. I mean the first knife and the alarm and last knife is it. I think we can't have push daggers

    • @ryancarmine5933
      @ryancarmine5933 6 лет назад

      Nj 609 here amen to that bro
      The communist state of nj

    • @Swaggtagteam45
      @Swaggtagteam45 6 лет назад +1

      at least you guys have a functional six flags 😂😂😂 trade in all the self defense for rollercoasters

  • @Fpsdan482
    @Fpsdan482 6 лет назад +3

    This box makes me realize that canadian laws on weapons suck. We can't own pepperspray, stun guns, knuckles, balisongs, push daggers and that spike could be taken as a rope dart and thus illegal here. And for little to no reason, considering you can't have pepper spray, but you can carry bear mace. Also if you have brass knuckles that aren't metal, they are legal here.

    • @Bobster709
      @Bobster709 6 лет назад +1

      Yep, fellow Canadian here. I hope they work on changing that, I'd love to get my hands on all of that stuff.

    • @BornIn1500
      @BornIn1500 6 лет назад

      Well, Canadians did just elect high school drama teacher Trudeau. They're not known for being bright. Good thing Canada has a strong, capable ally on its southern border or they would have been invaded a long time ago.

  • @hcshcsdazzle
    @hcshcsdazzle 6 лет назад

    You know the adpocalypse is hittin hard he is even reviewing tactical butt plugs now

  • @lucasmunoz2130
    @lucasmunoz2130 6 лет назад

    That knife can be opened on pretty much anything, like connect the side with your leg or something and itll opem

  • @TylerSnyder305
    @TylerSnyder305 6 лет назад +156

    The tiny push dagger is kind of cool, but in general everything looks like it came from the flea market or out of a BudK catalog.
    The mantis most of all is one of the stupidest looking so called knife I've ever seen.

  • @clout9837
    @clout9837 6 лет назад +3

    Hey you are my favorite knife channel and I was hoping that if you make a video on November 1st if you could say happy birthday to me I love your videos and I know you probably get this a lot but it would make my birthday amazing

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 6 лет назад +1

      Black Bugatti99 he'll never see this comment and you know that

  • @allmodesaregremlin
    @allmodesaregremlin 6 лет назад

    I thought he said"this would be a good way to wake up Gus". Scared me for a second Jeff.

  • @andrewcussen6540
    @andrewcussen6540 5 лет назад +1

    Bastion knuckle = Quickest way to break a finger.

  • @MrPhotodave420
    @MrPhotodave420 5 лет назад +6

    So a bunch of cheap gun show items and one decent knife for $149.00?.... basically a budget box!

  • @brian-8674
    @brian-8674 6 лет назад +5

    I honestly expected it to be full of pure gimmick. The karambit seems to lock decently so you could use it in defense, the balisong is a bit gimmicky, peper sprays always nice for people that cant, dont or wont carry a gun, alarm is nice for women and children, id be a bit worried about the push dagger but itd work, spike thing is questionable and not even because of the intended purpose. The handle on that other knife worries me a lot. I think thats one is probably not worth carrying. Stun gun? Really? What is the legality of them sending those boxes with that in it. The knuckles arent something id use because i like functional fingers. My rule of thumb is if you puch hard enough to break your knuckles then you dont need brass knuckles.
    Ps you should find someone willing to get shocked for a video.

  • @themonkeyman4282
    @themonkeyman4282 5 лет назад

    i love these battle box unboxing

  • @prettyfancypants907
    @prettyfancypants907 5 лет назад +1

    I love the fact it works like a grenade. Lol

  • @themawsjawz_9491
    @themawsjawz_9491 6 лет назад +118

    "Hey, what can I say officer, I'm an ICE guy!"
    That Readyman knife looks like aids.
    That balisong doesn't make sense to me.
    And I'm not sure how I feel about that karambit. Definitely ugly.

    • @nickGmtg
      @nickGmtg 6 лет назад +4

      TheMawsJawz TM you're awfully cynical sir

    • @themawsjawz_9491
      @themawsjawz_9491 6 лет назад +2

      Espada Hunter
      Lmao about what?

    • @nickGmtg
      @nickGmtg 6 лет назад

      TheMawsJawz TM one thing is aids another doesnt make sense ans the other is plain ugly lmao

    • @christian_t_g_1928
      @christian_t_g_1928 6 лет назад +5

      Espada Hunter I mean he's not wrong....

    • @themawsjawz_9491
      @themawsjawz_9491 6 лет назад +4

      Espada Hunter
      I don't think that word means what you think it means lmao.
      I think the word your looking for is "opinionated".
      Nonetheless it just happened to be that I found some of the tools I the box to be, well, gross.

  • @JonnyParker-
    @JonnyParker- 6 лет назад +6

    That stun gun is cool , karambit isnt that nice , they could get rid of the dodgy fixed blade rubber handle , the push dagger , the incest alarm and the butt plug thing and swap all that out for a decent fixed blade with a good sheath , much more functional and can do the job of all those things , apart from the incest that can only be stopped with a katana.

  • @Daniel-pc8wv
    @Daniel-pc8wv 6 лет назад

    that plug like object is designed for manipulating your opponents. purely for pushing into muscles and joint manipulations. one of those things that require a bit of training, but pretty handy when you know what you're doing.

  • @clickbait5922
    @clickbait5922 6 лет назад +1

    The balisong was from American buffalo knife and tool abkt from that card you were wondering about

  • @alexhollins5830
    @alexhollins5830 5 лет назад +4

    None of this is cool. Crazy.

  • @F0B8
    @F0B8 4 года назад +3

    What every guy wants to hear from a girl:
    6:43

  • @davidhunger3622
    @davidhunger3622 4 года назад

    The aluminum loop looks like a pressure point device. Kubotan type defense.

  • @iamfuckingyourwaifuandther2743
    @iamfuckingyourwaifuandther2743 4 года назад +1

    That's a starter plug. They put it in there to get you addicted, so you'll come back and buy bigger ones. 10:56

  • @houstoncowdog
    @houstoncowdog 6 лет назад +15

    If this box were sent to me I would literally box all the items back up and throw directly in the trash. What a bunch of complete and utter garbage.

    • @MurkyWaters677
      @MurkyWaters677 6 лет назад +3

      the pepper spray and stun gun would be keepers to me.

    • @larsv1377
      @larsv1377 6 лет назад

      the stun gun looks handy to use on my girlfriend,she gets
      mean!

  • @rexczi6299
    @rexczi6299 6 лет назад +3

    How much did this package cost?

    • @timelapse1116
      @timelapse1116 6 лет назад

      Rexczi Cex there are 4 options for these boxes range from 25 dollars to 150 dollars but this looks luke the 25 dollar box

    • @rexczi6299
      @rexczi6299 6 лет назад

      time lapse kinda cheap.. but the quality is poor so.. its still alot of money if you even just have this 1 year..

    • @Skyfall-sv8df
      @Skyfall-sv8df 6 лет назад +1

      Rexczi Cex, a lot more then its worth

    • @rexczi6299
      @rexczi6299 6 лет назад +1

      Jared Lane yep

  • @stevesandoval4918
    @stevesandoval4918 5 лет назад

    Gerber, still alive and well! Although I will always be in love with my Winchester set. All three well used and used well!

  • @korneliusheydrich4095
    @korneliusheydrich4095 6 лет назад

    "The best Self Defense you can get is abstinence"- brought to you by Your local School

  • @arachnid83
    @arachnid83 6 лет назад +13

    The rape alarm is probably the most useless tool as most sexual assault cases are false accusations.

    • @skynyrdnemoy2418
      @skynyrdnemoy2418 5 лет назад

      Blind Sword
      Only when you’ve been nominated to the Supreme Court

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 5 лет назад +6

      "Most"?
      So like over 51% of all sexual assault cases are lies?
      You got any sources to back that up or ya just going with your feelings? Lol

    • @TheTriptamineDream
      @TheTriptamineDream 5 лет назад

      Ok creep. False accusations are less than 4%.

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 5 лет назад

      @@TheTriptamineDream a number that could and would increase when the power to do so becomes so easy

  • @marcoarmstrong9838
    @marcoarmstrong9838 6 лет назад

    The ice pick looking thing is actually a kubaton with a karambit ring for retention

  • @kuyajhong9410
    @kuyajhong9410 5 лет назад

    Cool, nice balisong/butterfly knife.

  • @greyde6620
    @greyde6620 3 года назад

    “Makes me wanna punch something” 🤣🤣