Gutfeld dishes out the week's top leftover jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @garyselders7388
    @garyselders7388 Год назад +90

    Gutfeld is really my favorite show , enjoy it alot

  • @lawrenwimberly7311
    @lawrenwimberly7311 Год назад +40

    I'm with Tyrus... I had the same security clearance at 19, but SOMEHOW, I knew it would be BAD to divulge what I knew

  • @paperluboff3450
    @paperluboff3450 Год назад +40

    Excellent monologue. Great guests. Rockin show!❤😂🎉

  • @Diamondbackf1
    @Diamondbackf1 Год назад +35

    Kat: "We're Done!" 😆😆😆

  • @roosterboy7357
    @roosterboy7357 Год назад +173

    They called it an “anti-trans ban“ but really it’s just a “men in women’s sports ban”. They don’t call their proposals anti-Constitution bans..

    • @kdw56
      @kdw56 Год назад +2

      Np

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 Год назад

      Rapinoe needs to come out about how many testosterone injections she took before her soccer (🙄) team 'won' the Women's World Cup.
      This is probably why she is against the Federal ban against trans men being in women's sports!..

    • @blintzkreig1638
      @blintzkreig1638 Год назад +3

      It is constitutional

    • @dutchboy9273
      @dutchboy9273 Год назад +4

      ​@@blintzkreig1638 you misread what he wrote.

    • @kateshiningdeer3334
      @kateshiningdeer3334 Год назад +10

      ​@@blintzkreig1638 They weren't talking about the bill, but making a general comment about how things (like that headline) are deliberately written to be confusing or to sound like the opposite of their intent.
      For example, they call it "pro-choice", not "pro-abortion", because of how it sounds. Just like they call it "forced birth" instead of "pro-life".
      Things like that are the basis of propaganda, regardless of the specific political topic at hand.

  • @Josh-oc2wd
    @Josh-oc2wd Год назад +183

    That was the funniest thing I have seen yet on this show. Hegseth knowing that the crack getting wider was bound to get a response out of Greg and Kat being the boss and shutting that down. Hilarious.

    • @better0h
      @better0h Год назад +6

      ❤a

    • @gregjoy3362
      @gregjoy3362 Год назад +22

      😂Kat knew They were roaring to a danger zone I just called a halt😅

    • @gregjoy3362
      @gregjoy3362 Год назад +1

      and*…

    • @storeycris
      @storeycris Год назад +7

      Sooo funny!

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 Год назад +11

      Lizzo is appearing in the next star wars movie... Yabba the Hut

  • @marsdarkskor013
    @marsdarkskor013 Год назад +42

    WTG Kat! You knocked it out of the park...again. 🤣

  • @tortugac5503
    @tortugac5503 Год назад +37

    Thanks to the Kid we got some truth! Let HIM GO and arrest the real traitors.

  • @PsychoThirteen
    @PsychoThirteen Год назад +32

    Crowd needs to wake up! That "lightning strike" joke was pure gold and had me laughing so hard I was cryin'!!

    • @patrickmcdonald3427
      @patrickmcdonald3427 Год назад +2

      It was good. I got it right off! Frankenstein.

    • @PsychoThirteen
      @PsychoThirteen Год назад +1

      @@sherylrathbun7280 who asked you?

    • @joeshmoe7967
      @joeshmoe7967 Год назад +1

      @@sherylrathbun7280 I disagree, but you are entitled to your opinion

    • @pamharris339
      @pamharris339 Год назад

      😅come on. That Biden guy who steals wo.ens clothes and smears red lipstick all over his face while he'sheit. shaves its head is a joke all to himself. Doesn't have to say a word.😂

  • @gold.13
    @gold.13 Год назад +114

    Gutfeld keep them coming.. he is the only comedian that makes me laugh with REAL jokes without PCness ... great work dude 😅

    • @gold.13
      @gold.13 Год назад +4

      @My Explosive Mixtape ha .. I'll watch them when I want my ears to bleed 😆

    • @gold.13
      @gold.13 Год назад +2

      @My Explosive Mixtape 😁 I just did 😉

    • @Kaemea
      @Kaemea Год назад +2

      Seek out Jim Breuer.

    • @gold.13
      @gold.13 Год назад +3

      @@Kaemea 👍 Yeah I've been a fan of his for years. I first discovered him when he stared in a movie with Dave Chapppelle years 'n' years ago heh...

    • @Kaemea
      @Kaemea Год назад +4

      @@gold.13 he's so hysterical. I can't help but have a better day/night after watching anything of his.

  • @daniwanicki
    @daniwanicki Год назад +71

    I about fell off my chair laughing when he said "let me Putinsplain it for you" 🤣

  • @caroletalaway5132
    @caroletalaway5132 Год назад +28

    The leftovers are the best!!!. Obviously the audience agrees when you hear the applause 👏 🤣.

  • @schwarzjms
    @schwarzjms Год назад +58

    Love Kat at the end there. Without Greg even getting the chance to "go there," she knew he was "going there" and shut him down lol!
    And yet another great point by Tyrus! The government, and so many companies these days, are hiring based solely on looks rather than qualifications. Isn't there a law about hiring practices based upon looks? Hmmm...

    • @BegoneJonah
      @BegoneJonah Год назад +6

      This show's chemistry is finely tuned - Kat and Tyrus are perfect. And I especially like when Joe Machi is on. That guy has a face for comedy.

    • @peterfehr7441
      @peterfehr7441 Год назад +4

      Kats like let's stay somewhat adult😅

  • @paulpalmer5264
    @paulpalmer5264 Год назад +47

    Yes Tyrus check for the distraction they're going to use this kid as a distraction

    • @terriaki1273
      @terriaki1273 Год назад +6

      Exactly

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 Год назад +1

      It’s one distraction after another at this point, Joes being exposed more daily…

    • @awilliams5007
      @awilliams5007 Год назад +2

      @@goldbud2287 joe likes being ex posed

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 Год назад +2

      @@awilliams5007
      He was exposing himself to the babysitter when she was 15 yrs old too……

  • @uuzd4s
    @uuzd4s Год назад +26

    Tyrus Bringin it Home once again !

  • @marioques
    @marioques Год назад +74

    The poor young guy that is blamed for the leak is just a scapegoat.
    That was CIA information that wouldn't be really available to the military.
    People should be thankful for the leak anyways.

    • @ericgrace9995
      @ericgrace9995 Год назад

      He's a 21 year old man who took an oath when he joined the National Guard. Does breaking an oath mean nothing to you?
      He didn't do this to get the truth out but to impress his group of internet incels.

    • @WakefieldTolbert
      @WakefieldTolbert Год назад +4

      Yeah. Point taken.
      The whole thing is kinda odd....

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 Год назад +3

      I mean, we should at least get to know what Chin@ knows.

  • @randywl8925
    @randywl8925 Год назад +29

    Kat's final comment......
    ......25 carat gold! 😁

  • @smiley3012
    @smiley3012 Год назад +21

    Greg hits it out of the park.

  • @gettinit1931
    @gettinit1931 Год назад +23

    This was great... Laughed all the way out loud. Keep it up yall

  • @jog7
    @jog7 Год назад +19

    This Show Was Spectacular. Rewind That.

  • @kevinwetsch5209
    @kevinwetsch5209 Год назад +13

    Greg nailed the ending of that monologue. I also love tyrus's analysis of this leak.

  • @nhtom8
    @nhtom8 Год назад +74

    There's a real genius having Tyrus and Kat there. They provide real-time boundaries to keep Greg from destroying himself.

    • @BigDsGaming2022
      @BigDsGaming2022 Год назад

      the cocaine he uses is doing the destroying lol

    • @janeentumbao8690
      @janeentumbao8690 Год назад +1

      They the best handlers! Greg's so lucky!😆

  • @haunted1-or6lg
    @haunted1-or6lg Год назад +34

    Hilarious episode, and great to see Ms. Gabbard on the show.

    • @BigDsGaming2022
      @BigDsGaming2022 Год назад

      She has been unemployed for the last 18 months she needs the money .

  • @HopalongGinsberg
    @HopalongGinsberg Год назад +47

    Now I can't stop thinking about Tyrus and three of his equally-sized buddies breakdancing.

  • @stevenwinterhill3623
    @stevenwinterhill3623 Год назад +8

    Watching this while camping! 😊👌🇺🇸🌲🌲🌲

  • @guidichris
    @guidichris Год назад +20

    This guardsman is going to take a fall so a deeper problem can be covered up.

  • @eddie-g-6452
    @eddie-g-6452 Год назад +10

    I thought if Lizzo was going to be in another "Star Wars", she would be part of Jabba the Hutt's family. 🤣🤣
    Love these '( Friday ) Greg's Leftovers' segments. They crack me up. 🤪

  • @terriaki1273
    @terriaki1273 Год назад +17

    I think Tyrus nailed it. I just feel like this kid is a patsy and they set him up in some way.

  • @tuesnightmusicclub
    @tuesnightmusicclub Год назад +9

    Truth, the first casualty of war...

  • @sommvibes
    @sommvibes Год назад +6

    Always the best part of Friday. Thanks Greg and crew 📺

  • @revscottymaelstrom
    @revscottymaelstrom Год назад +6

    Frankenstein reference was genius. Bravo.

  • @gastronomist
    @gastronomist Год назад +31

    Just tell Will Smith that Putin told a joke about Jada and then set him loose.

  • @debbieoconnell7682
    @debbieoconnell7682 Год назад +11

    You guys are so funny and so right! Best show to get the news.

  • @timmardon6161
    @timmardon6161 Год назад +8

    Truthful information delivered with humour!!

  • @davidmarrier2737
    @davidmarrier2737 Год назад +8

    Every one of the documents should be put out to the public.

  • @tconyt8373
    @tconyt8373 Год назад +21

    Kat is such a boss lol

  • @debbiefitzpatrick3872
    @debbiefitzpatrick3872 Год назад +6

    Totally agree with Tyrus and Kat! And everyone on the topics. 👍 Awsome show tnite Greg Gutfeld! Leftovers was really great too!👍🤣
    God Bless everyone!🙏✝️🙏🤗🇺🇸

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 Год назад +23

    Leftovers are usually better than the ones they used 😂

  • @OmegaMouse
    @OmegaMouse Год назад +58

    Such good chemistry between these people. Fox is fun... those other networks seem like propaganda machines.

    • @soakupthesunman
      @soakupthesunman Год назад +6

      @@jayb7414 the five people on the panel, brainiac

    • @shenzhendrake2429
      @shenzhendrake2429 Год назад

      Brazil President Lula De Silva, has made a global call to the world to ditch the US Dollar in international trade. as these two countries conduct their first transaction in Chinese Communist " Gold-Backed" Yuan. Economic Prof. Richard Wolff, says the global world has just witness a radical shift in the global economy as everyone around the world has a choice of whether to continue to trade internationally with the US dollar, which is unstable and is now going to financial depression and economic collapse, OR use Chinese Communist Yuan which is more stable, more reliable and safer transaction than the US Dollar.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад

      Stay in the cult. Sell your parents stuff and give the money to trump. You will do it and do it now!

    • @XanderBeckett1
      @XanderBeckett1 Год назад

      @My Explosive Mixtape nope doo fus

    • @OmegaMouse
      @OmegaMouse Год назад +1

      @My Explosive Mixtape I don't get my news from Fox. I get my political satire from Fox.

  • @yochevedbrachasimon4979
    @yochevedbrachasimon4979 Год назад +7

    Love Kat! when there's a crack in everything that's where the light gets in! Stay hopeful

  • @davehallett810
    @davehallett810 Год назад +19

    Has Joe finished his gaffe filled British bashing tour of Ireland yet? Love your show Greg 👍 blessings from Liverpool ♥️🌹🇬🇧

    • @jimwilliams8189
      @jimwilliams8189 Год назад +1

      Lholi⁰

    • @karelglasner2673
      @karelglasner2673 Год назад +3

      No, but an Irish citizen found, and returned a security details paper that JB's incompetents lost on the streets of Belfast 🤣

    • @shenzhendrake2429
      @shenzhendrake2429 Год назад

      Brazil President Lula De Silva, has made a global call to the world to ditch the US Dollar in international trade. as these two countries conduct their first transaction in Chinese Communist " Gold-Backed" Yuan. Economic Prof. Richard Wolff, says the global world has just witness a radical shift in the global economy as everyone around the world has a choice of whether to continue to trade internationally with the US dollar, which is unstable and is now going to financial depression and economic collapse, OR use Chinese Communist Yuan which is more stable, more reliable and safer transaction than the US Dollar.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +1

      Don't move here. We have enough of you weak-minded treasonous douchebags like yourself already.
      Thanks, America

  • @johnhoward3525
    @johnhoward3525 Год назад +6

    Don't understand this sudden questioning of how someone this young has access to information. Specific jobs require specific level security clearances, and they start at the entry level. There are military jobs that require you to obtain a TS/SCI clearance from day one. It doesn't mean they run every sensitive document by you, but this is nothing new. This is not lowering the standard, although the military in general is lowering it's standard. Maybe the military should look at restructuring positions that require high level security clearances, until you reach a certain age? Hell you can't buy a firearm at age 18, but you can have access to information deemed extremely threatening to national security. Joe gave up more info to China when he let them run the balloon across the country for a week. Nobody's prosecuting him.

  • @mirba6933
    @mirba6933 Год назад +3

    Thank you so much. Greg is great comedian. 🤣🤣

  • @jamaicanwash6667
    @jamaicanwash6667 Год назад +8

    Atta girl Kat! Ending her week on a nice hot note! ❤❤❤❤She also left pants wearing Tulsie Gabbard in the dust! Have a nice weekend folks!

    • @coolerheadsprevail9312
      @coolerheadsprevail9312 Год назад +1

      Well Kat is young and Tulsa is older. Let's let the ladies dress appropriately for how they want. Looking at the gentleman: Titus is super comfy, Greg is casual and Pete is going for dashing.

  • @IndependentLogos
    @IndependentLogos Год назад

    That was the best mix of humor and honest conversation I've seen on this show yet. Great viewing. Keep it up and you'll be #1 in late night for years!

  • @jaytrumpwins5739
    @jaytrumpwins5739 Год назад +9

    It's like if they choose people they know will mess things up

  • @paulpenrose2951
    @paulpenrose2951 Год назад +11

    Bro. Tell them your preferred pro noun and they will let you go,

  • @coolerheadsprevail9312
    @coolerheadsprevail9312 Год назад +5

    Julian assange is in jail, Edward Snowden is in exile, Chelsea manning had to "protect" "herself" to rejoin society. Former presidents are being prosecuted to keep the spotlight away. Dam, "if you don't like the conversation, just change the subject".

  • @greyballer1671
    @greyballer1671 Год назад +17

    Whoever dresses Kat, thank you..

    • @afghanyeti
      @afghanyeti Год назад +3

      omg her long legs.......wow❤. And she is right.

  • @rabbiswhy
    @rabbiswhy Год назад +1

    The custom fits, the hair styles - Done, well. The color coordination and attention to minutia, stunning!

  • @timz.4000
    @timz.4000 Год назад +3

    The lightening strike joke took a minute for me til Tyrus reminded me. Funny!

  • @harry7361
    @harry7361 Год назад +1

    Love Gutfeld. He's been right about everything for so long and I love the people who he has on his show, specifically Tyrus and Kat

  • @iratozer9622
    @iratozer9622 Год назад +18

    Have you considered that the whole thing may be just another setup?

  • @TommygunNG
    @TommygunNG Год назад +1

    Thank you, Kat, for that save at the end.

  • @haldorasgirson9463
    @haldorasgirson9463 Год назад +12

    Thank you Kat for saving Greg.

  • @patrickmcdonald3427
    @patrickmcdonald3427 Год назад

    Tyrus describing the "crack"...lol...and complementing Greg w/ his reply "Frankenstein" heard in the background.
    Still my fav on the show.

  • @patcolston2901
    @patcolston2901 Год назад +3

    Gregg's Leftovers is always the funniest show of the week. KAT looks fantastic in yellow

  • @elaguajdo
    @elaguajdo Год назад +12

    I don't know what I found more ridiculous, the fact that this "kid" leaked classified documents or that he was stupid enough to think he could get away with it. With a generation or two that has grown up not being taught personal responsibility, or that actions have consequences, I guess this is what we get.

    • @gustabeumer688
      @gustabeumer688 Год назад +3

      Maybe it was placed where he could find it on purpose, Another propaganda stunt.

    • @fortomorrowwehunt8449
      @fortomorrowwehunt8449 Год назад

      Oh like the boomers know anything about responsibility all of the politicians from your generation spending money like it being printed out of their butt

  • @dan6442
    @dan6442 Год назад +8

    Budweiser isn't even an American company. In June 2008, Belgian-Brazilian brewing company InBev offered to buy the business for $46 billion in an effort to consolidate four of the world’s largest beer companies under one roof. 😊

  • @moniqueapodaca3037
    @moniqueapodaca3037 Год назад +3

    Greg God bless you.

  • @depj1000
    @depj1000 Год назад +28

    Put Brian Stelters head in the fridge that would be funny.

    • @rabbitramen
      @rabbitramen Год назад +1

      And have it repeat "Feed me!".

  • @LastEarBender
    @LastEarBender Год назад +1

    HA! Great segment and Kat absolutely put the icing on that cake.

  • @iratozer9622
    @iratozer9622 Год назад +6

    There is a crack, a crack in everything. that's how the light gets in. "Leonard Cohen".

  • @expat2010
    @expat2010 Год назад

    Fridays are always good but that was exceptional!

  • @PsychoThirteen
    @PsychoThirteen Год назад +10

    Kat, being the voice of reason, puts a halt to the conversation, stopping Greg before he says something extremely inappropriate. Hilarious!

  • @tongkatali6904
    @tongkatali6904 Год назад +11

    We're to the point now where we spend an hour every night laughing about the corrupt and incompetent things our government has done

  • @timgrant8729
    @timgrant8729 Год назад +24

    Hilarious as usual! 😂😎

  • @robertfrapples2472
    @robertfrapples2472 Год назад +13

    The Lightning Strike joke was the best of the show, and it went right over everyone's head.... except for Tyrus. Nothing goes over his head.

  • @christopherhilliard3681
    @christopherhilliard3681 Год назад +1

    I have an important question. Has anyone asked the documents if they identify as classified

  • @goldbud2287
    @goldbud2287 Год назад +5

    Kevin Spacey joke…brutally accurate and funny…😂

  • @wideawake2814
    @wideawake2814 Год назад +5

    Just look at the people they are making it a crime to criticize. Those that have criticized them have even been imprisoned in many countries and now right here in America.
    Just look at what they control and you'll know how they are getting these laws passed.

  • @lljl5310
    @lljl5310 Год назад +3

    Jack should run for president. He'll give u's all the TRUTH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @solidoffortitude
    @solidoffortitude Год назад +1

    The trailer with Lizzo in a Star Wars show belongs in "Spaceballs"

  • @topjimmy526
    @topjimmy526 Год назад +7

    Great sense of Wisdom from Kat at the end of this segment. She is beautiful! Which one Kat or Wisdom? Both!

  • @the_griswolds8608
    @the_griswolds8608 Год назад +1

    Love Kat's call to sanity right at the end! 😅

  • @peekaboo6622
    @peekaboo6622 Год назад +6

    Sean Penn delivers pre-owned Oscars, and Mark Hamill delivers over 300 drones.

  • @mattmcgregor3037
    @mattmcgregor3037 Год назад +2

    Nicely said thank you

  • @luckylady7542
    @luckylady7542 Год назад +11

    Tyrus wins again. A good time was had by all. ❤

  • @fasteddy3425
    @fasteddy3425 Год назад

    💯 agree with Tyruss, 👏 👏 always says it right

  • @ulybiggs464
    @ulybiggs464 Год назад +9

    Kat lookin nice in that yellow dress 🐈

  • @dabagz1
    @dabagz1 Год назад +2

    excellent material here. nice work

  • @1IsisIsis
    @1IsisIsis Год назад +5

    We love KAT!

  • @shaytepes7351
    @shaytepes7351 Год назад +2

    Now I have to see Tyrus and three buddies break dancing.

  • @estevangarcia2690
    @estevangarcia2690 Год назад +6

    Final Joke : The Rose Bowl.

  • @taig4205
    @taig4205 Год назад +10

    😂👌😂😂😂💯 One of the best comedy shows ever.

    • @MrPaulpops2003
      @MrPaulpops2003 Год назад

      You must have a very low bar ,in the USA

    • @taig4205
      @taig4205 Год назад

      @@MrPaulpops2003 U don't even know if u don't live here😜

  • @hairyairey
    @hairyairey Год назад +5

    Even when he fluffs his lines Greg is still funny!😂

  • @firestorm8471
    @firestorm8471 Год назад

    Mr. Gutfield,,.
    Thank you Sir for your comment to Geraldo Rivera concerning the Bentley. Classy move my friend !

  • @MrBalajicse89
    @MrBalajicse89 Год назад +5

    Love from India
    Show is excellent

    • @karelglasner2673
      @karelglasner2673 Год назад

      Tulsi our national treasure is Indian, yes? Cash Patel, a treasure too I'm thinking is Indian.. Americans.

  • @janblackman6204
    @janblackman6204 Год назад +6

    I looked all over for this

  • @goe1punk
    @goe1punk Год назад

    "we're done, we're done, we're done" Kat "cracks" me up!

  • @rubyus7332
    @rubyus7332 Год назад +14

    OMG! So funny! Awesome show! 👍👍👍😂😂😂

    • @ttab99
      @ttab99 Год назад

      no

    • @stanleydavidlepretre4241
      @stanleydavidlepretre4241 Год назад

      @@ttab99 Everyone on the left that's angry are only truly happy when they can make others feel as miserable as they must be 98% of the time. Humorless people who never got the joke once even when it was explained to them. To those who one day may feel like a candy bar and another day feel like a girl lighten up besides your childish antics never fail to make me laugh.

    • @ttab99
      @ttab99 Год назад

      @@stanleydavidlepretre4241 ha

  • @Barrager69
    @Barrager69 Год назад +1

    One of the best shows Gutfeld has done.

  • @paulabeverage5449
    @paulabeverage5449 Год назад +4

    Jack will be Jill before they're done with him.

  • @samadamms3432
    @samadamms3432 Год назад +5

    Thought the Lizzo Star Wars joke was going to involve a Jabba the Hut connection.
    Alas, didn’t happen 😫

  • @shnops
    @shnops Год назад +1

    Appointing yes-men ( yes-women and yes persons) to positions of responsibility and authority has put us in the position we are presently in . ' If the glove fits , you must convict ' . Picking leaders should not be based on DEI ( diversity,equity,inclusion ) or ESG ( environmental,social,corporate governance) ! These leaders are really followers ( of the narrative of the latest fashionable ideology ) ! From the military, corporate , media and every other organizational structure , the 'suits' should always be suspect !!!

  • @michaelhamilton3778
    @michaelhamilton3778 Год назад +3

    I’m just pissed that the kid had to do it. And it wasn’t an FBI whistleblower at the Pentagon.

  • @danielmcgillis270
    @danielmcgillis270 Год назад

    There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in...-Lennard Collen.

  • @rosegerhard-vf7js
    @rosegerhard-vf7js Год назад +3

    Every Anhuser Busch can should come woth a free tampax.😊

  • @JB-rw9xt
    @JB-rw9xt Год назад +1

    HAHAHA we can finally catch a leaker. Too funny.

  • @jenniferboudreau9366
    @jenniferboudreau9366 Год назад +5

    We saw it with the Nordstrom’s pipeline…