Steve can't stream - Cyraxx starts his recovery (09/16/2024)
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"Marty, why did you make me jack off with my therapist!!!???"
He'll ask his "therapist" to join him in beating it. Certainty. And it's not gay if you're Cryraxx.
Everything he’s ever done wrong was what he was driven to by Marty, remember?
loool i wouldn't be suprised if that came out of its putrid mouth
No money, no insurance, but he scheduled many therapy sessions.
"Dr., it's everyone elses fault. Fix me."
On discord no less 😂
How funny, I seriously just said almost the exact same stuff.
Facts he lies 😂😂
The therapist is ChatGPT!!!😂😂😂😂
And he's streaming about it according to him lol he doesn't know how real therapy works so he's just talking out his blown out @$$ hole once again!!
What chraxx doesnt understand is, if youre going to close a door to start a new life, you dont just stay in place and keep opening the same door you just closed, over and over again, expecting to see something different on the other side.
Sounds like the definition of insanity
You perfectly described it 👌🏼
“It’s everyone’s fault that I lie and cheat and beat off with dudes, I’m getting therapy to heal from what others have done to me” is the most Raxxian apology to this day.
Multiple therapy sessions = chatgpt therapist.
CIA is back so it's him really. 😂
TherapyBizMarty has entered the chat.
😂🤣🤣
Accompanied by his assistant William Recoveryhole.
@@ThePhantomRancher , good point 🤣🤣😂
My exact thoughts of what will happen 🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It’s confirmed Raxx set up 43 therapy sessions.
Dude went from blaming the trolls to blaming his exes in under 2 hours. Just saying whatever he thinks people might buy and pity him for. Also, damn Steve, you gotta at least give us time to get a morning coffee lol
Lol , mr self reflection is totally ready for therapy.
It's quite remarkable, he literally has no redeeming qualities at all.
He's the best rapper ever, remember Eminem can't touch him.😂
Head down, eyes closed = lies told.
When they close their eyes, they’re literally ‘hiding’ from reality. It’s similar to touching the face or mouth - resisting a childish impulse to cover one’s mouth and stop the lies from coming out. Closing the eyes is like ‘if I can’t see you you can’t see me…while I’m lying.’
@@CatyaZamalodchikova1976 Yes, it's an attempt to not leek truth.
He's addicted to being a lazy gross monster. So, he's addicted to being himself. That's all.
the last time he announced "therapy", he did rage out against Kate and Hacking
At least the healing can begin (again)...
If he makes a video saying his therapist told him the trolls are responsible for his cheating and other behavior, it’ll be a 100% confirmation he’s making it up. We all know he is anyway.
A real therapist will make him take responsibility for his own actions.
God forbid that therapist tells him to delete all his socials and cut that internet down...😅
@anneoneal3865 they would deserve to lose their license if they didn't!
He is probably one of the most insincere people online; you can tell from the fake talking and crocodile tears that it's just a lie to himself. That would be a good start to stop lying to an audience. And for the love of god, I wish he would stop with the saliva noises before he speaks each time in his vile mouth.
Cyraxx's statement of he is afraid of therapy should say it all. Because is afraid of the truth and what it implies. He won't follow through. People have been telling him to get off the internet and get a job and help out Sally, but he just does what his impulses want. Sicko
The first thing he's gonna learn in therapy is that his behaviors aren't other people's fault... but let's be real... there is no therapist...just more lies and chance the-rapist...
omg...imagine the therapy saga, where he gets a fake therapist that records all the sessions and leaks it to Marty... i have a dream :D
The sessions with Dr. Thump or Dr. Marty could be quite beneficial for the lil guy
hahaha omg @Steve From Machete Squad i called it :D
Cyraxx: Born to be trolled...
Oh I watch every episode of that show when there's one playing!
You can't recover from being a goblin.
These was from family friendy channel... Teaching children how to get away cheating
How to resist your urge to jerkoff 15 times a day 😂😂😂😂
Lmao hes seeing that dr that letiddie sees.
"Its like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders." He doesn't have any shoulders.
Glad to hear APS was there a few days ago to checkin on Sally. Even better they will be there again by Wednesday evening. Hopefully she can get rid of that goblin in her attic.
Wait, what?
@@MissMeowstein APS was called to check on Sally. Someone uploaded a stream with Marty a few days ago and chance is on there yelling about it. And they're going back. A little birdie informed me.
@@billycable4 well about friggin time APS actually took this seriously. I remember hearing an old supposed call Marty had with them that they said they really only protect people over 60, not involuntarily remove adult children, so I figured they'd always be useless. This is fantastic news!
He’ll watch about 3 minutes of a self help video, then declare he’s cured.
And announce he NEEDS that 4k racing rig for his recovery, the therapist said so. And we all know he wouldn’t lie.
"Big thanks to the CIA hole and Taylor" ....
he himself guessed more than once that they were trolls. but still comes back to them again and again...
he's going to be going to "threapy" but once again, not taking accountability for anything he's done...Yup... checks out.
He's taking a page out of Brian Griffin's "Wish it. Want it. Do it"
Wait... he's doing these sessions as an online thing LOL, I'm sure no actually professional was consulted in any of this.. Bring on the content.
Family Guy Presents: "Road To... Recovery." We never got this special but we deserve it 😂😂😂😂😂
Cyraxx is a 12 year old girl, everyone he’s dated he doesn’t like abused him, all his life goals are centered around being the princess getting attention, he wants the person he married to buy him fancy things and protect and coddle him
It rare to seem him in teary cracky voice mode.
10:35 JFC , thanks doctor Sbeve! Be sure to send him your bill😂😂😂😂
1:28 Cyrax every time he wakes up and remembers the "bullet" in his bed
Therapy only works when one is able and willing to engage with what is being taught. I have one patient like this now and shes very Raxxy and blames everyone else for things shes caused in her own life at this point. Craves any kind of attention she can get. Says all the same, "tomorrow is when I change" and only backslides more and more.
If this therapist is even real, i wonder if sally did convince him as I know he'd never pick getting help on his own.
It's Monday Steve, let's start it right with some Raxx crying. 🎉
9:36 - He wants to be able to look at everyone with confidence? Oh, so he wants to be confident that they actually are underage, so he needs everyone to leave him alone? Something like that? Yeah, no Cyraxx. No.
That's a good analogy
@bloodyblade916 Cyraxx would respond to that with, "You makin fun of my stylus in my butt?"
I will say, "Thanks."✌️🤣
@@mistermetalskull3107 , lol damn you're on a roll
One thing that you have to do in recovery is admit you are an addict. Chance won't be able to do that.
10:13 So _that's_ why everything goes to shit when I tell people about plans I have! I'm jumping the gun and not getting a proper plan in place or giving it a chance to gain momentum.
Thanks, Steve. 💜
The road to recovery? Goblin, your road to recovery is the smallest circle you can make or a dot.
His road to recovery is a giant circle with lots of pot holes and land mines.
Time must flow different in the Goblin's attic he will freak out on people, break up with his fiance, beg for her back, start up a family channel with her, and manage to schedule appointments when everyone else is asleep, all within the span of a day
It's a proven fact. You should look up the effects that isolation paired with sensory deprivation have on the human brain, it's pretty crazy. Time slows, psychosis takes over. I'm not advocating for rax, but you're correct time does move differently in the minds of people like him.
"Weight has been lifted off my shoulders"
What shoulders?
He's gonna DIG, DEEP! And find that good little goblin deep down inside himself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His mouth sounds extra wet and mushy today (he's wiping his mouth a bunch too).
I'm of the mind that he makes these videos shortly after Sally percs up his Hot Pockets; what little self control he does have to stay away from the trolls likely goes away when he's doped out. The irony being that Sally's attempts to sedate him so he doesn't rage out _lead_ to him doing stupid stuff like that that result in him raging out.
How much do you want to bet leaving the internet won't to be one of the recommendations Chance's "therapist" makes?
He will never be able to start a new life because quite literally he will not move.
The boys are slipping out of reach and Cyraxx is losing his shit. The regarded Cyraxx cycle continues.
Last ditch "save my rig" arc 😂😂😂😂 Just blaming his "exes," this is bottom of the barrel even for the goblin
The fake, tearless crying is doing me up like a kipper 😂😂😂
Therapy is scary to people who know they're the problem.
14:09 - Nuh uuuuuuh. No shoulders to lift weight from. 👌🤣🤘
What kind of therapist can get him into the office and get him started... the next day? Oh I know... an imaginary one!
Cyraxx is very insincere I hope the sessions he has with his therapist will have a long lasting effect on his mental capacity. I think recovery is needed
Therapist appointment is code for him finding a legit Gloryhole to go to in person. Lol
"My recovery starts tomorrow at 8am", so Raxx will continue to lie and cheat until then ? Raxx wants that gaming rig really bad, he's thinking all he has to do is fake it for a while so Taylor will buy it for him.
I bet a 100 bucks this "counseling/therapy" is online only and not in person. Anything that doesnt allow him to leave his house is BS!
'I know I am in fake tears right now' Everything this dude does is an attempt at appearing like a normal human being. He is a sociopath. He is incapable of real human emotion so he pretends. Really good ones, you can't tell they are presenting human emotions. Cyraxx isn't a really good one. and that boys and girls is what makes him entertaining.
What kind of therapist calls him on sunday night more lies
The scary kind
Who's his therapist, Sigmund FRAUD?
He's got poop all over his mouth....
17:41 Hold up. He's going to be posting therapy videos? Does he think kavetching via public videos is therapy?
The American Cheese shirt has made a return! In all honesty, it probably actually smells like cheese at this point. XD
2:47 And it seems that Scab Boy is sedated again.
Aaah shit Here we go again 😂
He would rage out if he went too therapy because the first time they don’t agree with him he will! There is only one solution sally needs too get rid of the goddamn internet
No, the next few months will be EXACTLY THE FKNG SAME.
Rumor has it that this behavior is because Sally is genuinely in the hospital or in serious condition that he finally has realized that his screwed.
Omg too early Steve! Replay crew coming in.
Everytime I watch him, I'm afraid Mt eyes are going to roll too far and stick
what a specimen..............
Either it’s not true, or they got him to believe someone is a counselor.
Hrs addicted to the internet. Until he logs off and stays off, nothing will be changed
Again, it takes months to get a Therapist! He's lying again. What a shock.
I think you can get BetterHelp pretty quickly but again, that costs money so we know it's not that. I'm with the earlier commenter who said ChatGPT therapist, or probably more likely, just a lie anyway. I mean, he's really leaning into the fake cry 😂😂😂😂
Not if the ‘therapist’ was recommend to and reached out to him, and offered their ‘services’ free of charge. Wouldn’t THAT be something?
My guess is that Taylor convinced him to do these so-called therapy sessions probably online, who am I kidding of course online, and it's going to be set up with another troll.
His family has zero money for therapy, therapy can be quite expensive especially with no insurance so this therapy is completely another lie. I bet his therapy consist of watching RUclips videos, that are random. This weight has rolled off of his shoulders, that is hilarious
He was F**king joke 7 years ago if not worse than he is now!
Dude thinks therapist will see him at 6am to allow his to upload and lie at 7
Ok not to defend the guy and I don’t believe he arranged therapy for a second, but it absolutely IS a scary prospect. Therapy is like someone holding a mirror up to you and you see your true reflection for the first time. You have to confront your demons, past trauma that you locked away and all the things you’ve been suppressing, so yeah it is scary.
It’s a shame he’s talking crap. There’s no way he arranged therapy on a Sunday afternoon/night and will have his first session in time to upload at 8am 😂
11:43 He's too poor to be fat.
I really hope the therapist is a Ms Kelly type therapist and they do the whole session on panel. Also raxx definitely watch some youtuber who talked about their addiction and that’s why he decided to do this
Whos your dr.; Dr. Doolittle?
What's his road to recovery yelling at marty.😅
11:13 what fucking shoulders?!
now he's lying about having shoulders.
I mean…I guess if you put them together it might count as one.
This is soooo tiring….he repeatedly says the same thing and it’s so BORING. He’s got nothing to say. Imagine how these “ therapy “are going to go. How long until he quits them? Just like everything else
2:41 Why is the tank top the same color as urine?
What about his therapist he claimed to seeing?? He has no close friends
The inquisitor
You're not even crying lol just making noises
Wots with the pathetic voice cyraxx if I talk like this maybe people will feel sorry for me even though his a monster who bought it all on himself
So which of Marty's friends is playing the role of therapist?
Chance really does act like all his problems will be ne solved by therapy. (This fake ass therapy. Calling it here, hes not going, hes just going to make up a lie based on what he thinks therapy is like cause hes seen it on TV)
I dont get this crybaby stuff where hes pretend crying about his life changing, hes still going to sit in his rat and bedbug infested attic room. The trolls know where he lives, theyll still know how to mess with him, and Taylor is still going to be with him unless he breaks it off. But he just WANTS THEM KIDS.
Also therapy only will work if youre honest, and we all know the goblin cant stand honesty.
Don’t sell b.s. because no one isn’t buying it.
Lol chatgpt isnt a therapist
It took me a couple months to get a therapist with insurance wounder how he got it so fast .o yeah he is full off shit 😂😂😂
What shoulders
Spoiler alert:
He's going to let everyone down.
To do that, people who have any faith in him would have to exist.
Wait till he finds out WGH friend is playing this "taylor" hes been shown so many times he dont understand it bein fake. The stuff he does is so stupid i get why theres ppl out there that say this is all a script. I try to take a break from the raxworld but his stupidity is sooo APPALLING!!
luw the late night zanaz chanzz
why does this feel like a Boogie/Keemstar gimmick?
He really does the same stuff over and over again, doesn't he? I'm fairly new to the raxx verse but I've been watching a lot of stuff on him and...damn.
So I'm confused. Has Taylor actually taken him back, or is he just crying into the void?
Sufferaxx
All BS