Not many stories this week but they're good at making me feel uncultured with all the movie review content, I do enjoy the reoccurring topic of cell phone toxicness while I listen and watch on my cell phone lol
My girl was saying it's funny when people have inside jokes, and I said "and then the duck fell out of his bag!" We started laughing and she had no clue what that meant.
heres an inside joke that only people who graduated from northwest highschool between 2006-2009 will understand. Maybe one day a fellow Nof wess hah skoo jaguar will understand it. muhfuckin yimp yaint.
When y'all move into a new place, make the studio a complete friggin disaster like this 1. The pics & random crap just leaning against the wall really completes the room🤣
@@Sonicthehedgefundmanagereven hes using all of his toes, ankles, knees, and hips. The dude is an absolute savage. A straight stone cold slayer at standing up. No one stands up like him. The best of his generation, possibly of all time.
Ahh, such a relief to hear the fellas shifting on Friends. I'm glad that there will be at least a few people in the future keeping the facts straight about what was quality in history and what sucked
Mr. List, I am a huge fan! I hope to fly from Prague to New York one day and see your stand-up show live. What I heard about lasik is that it weakens the eyeball, which, as a result, bulges out after some time, and the patient is back to square one. Disclaimer in the spirit of the podcast: I might be completely wrong. But I would hate anything bad happening to you!
"Schwimmer's Ear" is a long standing Jake and Amir podcast joke. I think Joe responded / replied to one of Amir Blumenfeld's basketball-related Tweets the other day. And it blew my mind.
Joe seems to borrow stuff from other comics occasionally. I thought it was very frowned upon to do, but I haven't seen anyone attempt to call him out on it. He was a guest on Kill Tony not too long ago. One of the comics did a bit during their minute, and then Joe took the whole thing basically word for word and did it on Tuesdays the following episode. I like him but don't like when he does this shit.
@@DoctorDelgroso i assure you Doc, im not accusing anyone of plagarism. There are only so many goofy wordplays and notes in a symphony. I was more thrilled that TwitterX can bring seperate comedy worlds together like that. Elon did that. My Dad's gay etc.
Hey Mark ! I had Lasik in the 90's when they first started doing 2 eyes at the same time. The smell of burning eyeballs is fun. They said to resume normal activity right after .... So right to the smoke filled bars !! I'm 56 and don't even use reading glases :)
Joe looked so proud when he realised he could kick and catch that coffee cup, then looks around to see if people saw and keeps doing it like a little kid 😂
I’ve become a big fan of this show. These guys are so funny and the pace of conversation keeps it interesting. Big kudos to Joe and Mark. Those jerkoffs at the Bonfire could learn something here.
I remember being a Mental health social worker around the time they were expanding 'autism' to encompass practically half the population.... It's really this simple...The more cases...the more funding..... Vested interest in finding a diagnosis.. My father is gay.🕺 Btw poor Joe got zinged w that Tucker Carlson line😅😅😅
Yes but I personally have met many more kids and people with autism in recent years than I ever can remember. And no I don’t work in the field or search them out lol
I had to stop work to write this. Ross from friends is by faaaaar the best character. I won’t have you besmirch his good name. “Pivot, pivot” classic 😂 he had all the best lines
I'm digging the episode especially the onomatopoeia after Joe says "Like a monastery". A suggested title for a Special, Aaaaaiuiuuuaaaahhh, perhaps not.
My all time favorite that makes me crack up just thinking about is dave attel going "we'll be right back!" when Mark takes a joke one step too far. Mark: and then the pedo hunter shoul kill by diddling to death!" Joe: we'll be right back!
If you haven't watched the assassination of Jesse James I highly recommend it, Casey Affleck is incredible in it. But like Joe said, not an action flick but a great drama. One of the most underrated movies imo.
Oh man this is gonna be a wave of comments, i get what you meant that its probably the same number of comments or more that your getting but we talking about the world when it was okay to lynch a black guy and call them anything you want with no recourse and being threatened with death and being called a boy, and n word just for stepping on a gay baseball field to PLAY baseball. And he just sucked it up you actually get to say your thoughts and not lose anything. So very effing different he was built different and you gotta give more credit brother. Anyway funny shit and i aint mad.
Mark's coffee cup stuck behind the poster 😂😂😂
Time stamp!
@@tmjmccormackIt's been stuck there since the start of the vid (just check behind mark)
he threw it there a few episodes back.
@@tmjmccormack u single handedly lowered Americas IQ 😂
Cool it with the emojis Jesus Christ. Unless your a young black kid you can't do that many.
I love a Monday night Tuesdays with stories
There was a time I refused to listen till Tuesday, but I'm such a fan I gave up. See you at Side Splitters soon Joe!
....and "ad free"
I love your dad’s gay dick right up my straight hole
World Wide Tuesdays
In Australia it worked out well aha 11am on Tuesday
I’m a teacher, used the ladies’ room at work the other day and walked in to a floater… I said out loud “And she didn’t even flush.”
Love seeing another fellow Tuesgay that it also a teacher! 🙋🏽♀️
Bet she's the type of person that couldn't be bothered to "spare-a-square"
I think this is the only thing I watch weekly anymore
Im gay
Me too, this and We might be drunk
Your father's gay now
Not many stories this week but they're good at making me feel uncultured with all the movie review content, I do enjoy the reoccurring topic of cell phone toxicness while I listen and watch on my cell phone lol
My girl was saying it's funny when people have inside jokes, and I said "and then the duck fell out of his bag!" We started laughing and she had no clue what that meant.
That's ehhh ssss'cute. (another inside joke)
My fathers gay
@@crazypath573I understood that reference my baby
heres an inside joke that only people who graduated from northwest highschool between 2006-2009 will understand. Maybe one day a fellow Nof wess hah skoo jaguar will understand it.
muhfuckin yimp yaint.
"Ad Free"... 21 minutes in they're hucking mattress at me.
Lmaoo
Hahahah it be like that
that script idea is gold, jerry!!!
I love Mondays with stories
“I can feel it in my pocket, it’s evil! But I need it!” 😂😂😂😂
When y'all move into a new place, make the studio a complete friggin disaster like this 1. The pics & random crap just leaning against the wall really completes the room🤣
I genuinely think "The Assassination of Jesse James" is one of the finest films of our time, and by far Brad Pitt's greatest acting ever.
One day Joe and Mark's kids will be friends, what a bizzare universe
Oh man- took my headphones out at the stuffy office at 1:12:05 and my phone BLASTED this sentence. Pure gold, I’m dying.
These guys have better podcast chemistry than ANY other out there💯 TUESGAY!!!
Just saw Mark at Borrellis. Only one old joke. He is the hardest working stand of his time. Great show.
Is he the goat of now?
He really does stand well doesnt he, he’s really using every part of his leg to stand that SOB
@@Sonicthehedgefundmanagereven hes using all of his toes, ankles, knees, and hips. The dude is an absolute savage. A straight stone cold slayer at standing up. No one stands up like him. The best of his generation, possibly of all time.
A fresh Tuesdays with stories is the only thing that gets me through Mondays.
I cracked up to the “Schwimmer’s Ear” line and then laughed again when I noticed the title! Great ep per usual. Top tier podcast.
love the empty cut wedged in between the falling poster and the wall lol
Had a great time at the second show Mark! Joe please come back to Minnesota!
11:16 chuck catching a ricochet 😂😂
joe's hand-foot-eye coordination is legitimately impressive
Mondays Tuesdays with Stories makes Monday that much better.
Ahh, such a relief to hear the fellas shifting on Friends. I'm glad that there will be at least a few people in the future keeping the facts straight about what was quality in history and what sucked
So happy you liked MPLS MN, as a Minnesotan 👌 yeah it's... Difft now 😕
Bone Tomahawk is the GOAT of westerns, in my humble opinion. Damn near perfect
That scene though.
Yeah that scene lol
I'm not squeamish with gore but I'll never watch that film again.
He guys, fake banter in the comments for the algo!
Mr. List, I am a huge fan! I hope to fly from Prague to New York one day and see your stand-up show live.
What I heard about lasik is that it weakens the eyeball, which, as a result, bulges out after some time, and the patient is back to square one.
Disclaimer in the spirit of the podcast: I might be completely wrong.
But I would hate anything bad happening to you!
"Schwimmer's Ear" is a long standing Jake and Amir podcast joke. I think Joe responded / replied to one of Amir Blumenfeld's basketball-related Tweets the other day. And it blew my mind.
Maybe it was when everyone went in on the teeny tiny little Iverson Statue. Either way, they do a lot of similar wordplay goofs.
Joe seems to borrow stuff from other comics occasionally. I thought it was very frowned upon to do, but I haven't seen anyone attempt to call him out on it. He was a guest on Kill Tony not too long ago. One of the comics did a bit during their minute, and then Joe took the whole thing basically word for word and did it on Tuesdays the following episode. I like him but don't like when he does this shit.
@@DoctorDelgroso i assure you Doc, im not accusing anyone of plagarism. There are only so many goofy wordplays and notes in a symphony. I was more thrilled that TwitterX can bring seperate comedy worlds together like that. Elon did that. My Dad's gay etc.
"the sheep were spectacular". Joe, you have my heart
He does seem fun to travel with
Ian Fidance and Harland Williams are on Kill Tony at this exact moment... Good timing boys
All queefs! 😂
I love how united comedy is right now
Are you cereal?
Somebody get this guy outta here!!
Ian Fidance gives me the creeps, what even is that guy?
Love this studio!
Back to the regular titles hell yea
Sweet Tard might be the best thing to ever come from this pod
You guys make my mondays😂
David Schwimmer best actor in “Band Of Brothers”
Sobell.
I love having this on in the background after focusing on Kill Tony for 2 hours each week
I was at the Minneapolis show! It was awesome!! Great show!!
Waiting for a bad episode so I can comment "more like Tuesdays with BOREies"
Diddled To Death is my uncle's newest album
_On the Register_ by your uncle is a classic LP.
P Diddy is your uncle?
Hey Mark ! I had Lasik in the 90's when they first started doing 2 eyes at the same time. The smell of burning eyeballs is fun. They said to resume normal activity right after .... So right to the smoke filled bars !! I'm 56 and don't even use reading glases :)
It’s all pipes !! Best pod in ever !!
List and Normand should do more museum tours
On fire lads
Joe looked so proud when he realised he could kick and catch that coffee cup, then looks around to see if people saw and keeps doing it like a little kid 😂
Joe has a great face,
like a young Heinrich Himmler
I’ll pretend I not see this.
Great face for radio
Heinrich Himmler loved his lists
Why do people keep reposting this on Joe content?
A guys asks for a tissue and Joe leaves the room. He’s always running from things. 😂
All pipes baby keep it up
joe really spreading the love over there with that sitting pose.
GOAT episode (of the week)
Love your podcast thank you.
Sometimes i forget how old these two are until they talk about these movies 😂 ive never heard of 70% of the movies they reference
Joes accent at 4:50 is crazy
Joe posing for Taint magazine …Fck yea that wide 😂
I’ve become a big fan of this show. These guys are so funny and the pace of conversation keeps it interesting. Big kudos to Joe and Mark. Those jerkoffs at the Bonfire could learn something here.
Ozempic, I'm on it... for my teeth. hahahahh im dying
This ep is the goat. 🐐
Here's a take: Schwimmer was easily the best actor in Friends. You are tripping.
Revello is great!
him and Matt Pavich had a funny pod for a minute
Joe has a full head of hair somehow only on 2/3 of his head.
I love this❤😂
Hey I sent that Playboy Magazine to you guys! Glas to see it made it safely. Enjoy. See you this Friday Mark!
I remember being a Mental health social worker around the time they were expanding 'autism' to encompass practically half the population.... It's really this simple...The more cases...the more funding..... Vested interest in finding a diagnosis.. My father is gay.🕺 Btw poor Joe got zinged w that Tucker Carlson line😅😅😅
Yes but I personally have met many more kids and people with autism in recent years than I ever can remember. And no I don’t work in the field or search them out lol
It's similar to them mentioning everyone has ADHD now. It makes someone in a pharmaceutical office money.
i'm surprised mark didn't mention rodney mullen
I had to stop work to write this. Ross from friends is by faaaaar the best character. I won’t have you besmirch his good name.
“Pivot, pivot” classic 😂 he had all the best lines
One step closer to handsome Joe List with the Lasik
Nice to know Joe's reading my comments :)
Joe loves that red New Balance hoodie
happy monday fellow tuesgays
let the Seinfeld references fly
mark is so fucking hot this episode, god damn, he is so good
❤❤You Two Would make Goat Nephews🎉🎉. To us older folks. Hilarious!! And w Goals!!
“This guys got tissues,” made me look like a psycho, laughing to myself at work.
I'm digging the episode especially the onomatopoeia after Joe says "Like a monastery". A suggested title for a Special, Aaaaaiuiuuuaaaahhh, perhaps not.
Diddler on the Roof
Is that was he was called,Topol? He topped ALL the kids?
"I hate dracula" says the guy who used to wear a Gay Dracula shirt
Well, if you hate dracula, you might call him gay.
Love these guys!!
Love the pod!!!
If Lists legs were spread any further apart his knees’d be touching the walls!!!!!😂😂😅
Thank you, again, Joe for getting DiPaolo at Skankfest this year!!!
For those wondering at 17:30, Mark was definitely talking about Robert Greene - he told that story on Andrew Huberman's pod.
give it a goog
"That gave me a tear in my asshole" made me actually laugh out loud. 😢 tear
haha don’t know the exact count but the OG sweetard n callbacks got me each time 😚🤌🍑💥
Brother Normand sounds like an all-timer Mindful Metal Jacket guest
Trashing Schwimmer? Your weekend pass is revoked!!
Where’s Joe moving this week guys!? NJ out or in!?
kearny nebraska
Anchorage, Alaska
minot north dakota
My radio is spitttttinnnggggg atttt maaaayyyyyyy.
'The Producers' was pretty good in Curb.
8:03 I had to watch some training videos for work on s3xual harassment and David Schwimmer was the lead role lol
Lol
Reminds me of The One Where Rachel took self-defence classes and Ross attacked her.
UNAGI
Haha, same. I literally muttered out loud is that fuckin Ross??
Gotta love how yhe wallpaper is hanging on by a thread lol
Chuck takes his revenge on these guys with the edits.
In my opinion, Joe has always had Baby Brain...also a baby mouth.
Murphy is unreal for those who’ve never seen him by the way! Saw him open in Tampa and wow ..! I think he’s gonna pop soon.
46:41 nega please!
Peckinpah is the goat of westerns,
as the kids say
Joe if you're moving to morris plains you should talk to Nimesh Patel. he's basically from there (parsippany)
Succasunna Here!
Holy man-spread List-man!
I just got Lasik at 40yo and it's amazing!!! Can recommend a great Dr in midtown.
My all time favorite that makes me crack up just thinking about is dave attel going "we'll be right back!" when Mark takes a joke one step too far.
Mark: and then the pedo hunter shoul kill by diddling to death!"
Joe: we'll be right back!
If you haven't watched the assassination of Jesse James I highly recommend it, Casey Affleck is incredible in it. But like Joe said, not an action flick but a great drama. One of the most underrated movies imo.
[AD-FREE] 56:41 …Also get 20% Off Liquid IV 😂
Oh man this is gonna be a wave of comments, i get what you meant that its probably the same number of comments or more that your getting but we talking about the world when it was okay to lynch a black guy and call them anything you want with no recourse and being threatened with death and being called a boy, and n word just for stepping on a gay baseball field to PLAY baseball. And he just sucked it up you actually get to say your thoughts and not lose anything. So very effing different he was built different and you gotta give more credit brother. Anyway funny shit and i aint mad.
They were onto something, nightstick ass guy was New York PD "Prospect Park" .. way back in 2008! Poor guy
A cop gets a nightstick in HIS ass by a hooker in the 1984 movie,
_Crimes of Passion_ with Kathleen Turner. Crazy as fuck film!