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  • @nitpicker42
    @nitpicker42 2 года назад +5899

    It's not like anyone was doing great at keeping the laughs in before he started, but Zac really knows how to get it outta dere

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +115

      I'm amazed he held it together for as long as he did

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +6

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear pa

    • @jamesmack8357
      @jamesmack8357 2 года назад +19

      @@AxxLAfriku sorry what

    • @RuthTheBananaDuck
      @RuthTheBananaDuck 2 года назад +24

      @@jamesmack8357 just report and move on

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G 2 года назад +48

      And then you just gyiiiit it out a dere

  • @ariamentio
    @ariamentio 2 года назад +3770

    had a heavy chuckle the whole time until “Y’ALL KNOW THAT BITCH DEAD” and I was dying laughing for the rest

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 года назад +39

      2:57

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach Год назад +33

      That was the first time I've seen one sentence shatter all four players at once like that. No survivors.

    • @mongomack
      @mongomack 5 месяцев назад +1

      Best line ever.

  • @kamakomma
    @kamakomma 2 года назад +3549

    this was perfectly casted. zac’s physical comedy and improv kills every single time

  • @seandon3827
    @seandon3827 2 года назад +1116

    "You know that b*tch dead" caught me off guard

    • @B8GViews
      @B8GViews 2 года назад +8

      She didn't even give the transition over to her time to finish 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279
      @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 2 года назад +39

      @@B8GViews *they

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 года назад +1

      @@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 what do you mean? It's SHE.
      They explained it was a 50 year old WOMAN lost in the woods, and it's been 1 WEEK!

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 2 года назад +23

      @@latayesha They as in Ally

  • @tintinsimon
    @tintinsimon 2 года назад +1217

    I want an entire "get it out of there" cooking show with Zac

    • @brotemca8020
      @brotemca8020 2 года назад +36

      one of his collegehumour vids is a mock cooking show called 'technically a meal', hundred percent go check that out lmao

    • @tintinsimon
      @tintinsimon 2 года назад +11

      @@brotemca8020 Very familiar with it. It's a hoot

    • @brotemca8020
      @brotemca8020 2 года назад +9

      @@tintinsimon an absolute classic :)

  • @AaronTheImposter
    @AaronTheImposter 2 года назад +599

    K: "you didn't save any hostages?"
    Z: "I got out" 😂 😂

  • @suunanigans
    @suunanigans 8 месяцев назад +95

    “and you saved everyone?”
    “no.🙂 *stares straight into the camera* ” gets me everytime

    • @Numbabu
      @Numbabu 3 месяца назад +2

      Fascinating 🧐

  • @C_analompe
    @C_analompe 2 года назад +1976

    I love that whenever Zac is on, he’s Always involved with foods. Whether it’s eating it or just fondling it

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 года назад +178

      That one where he takes over a minute, in silence, to cover oatmeal with whipped cream and then takes the smallest bite and puts it down fucking killed me and his fellow contestants

    • @DavidTMarchand
      @DavidTMarchand 2 года назад +7

      *folding

    • @alexmaysse607
      @alexmaysse607 2 года назад +11

      @@DavidTMarchand folding right
      ………………..right

    • @brandonhuber8618
      @brandonhuber8618 2 года назад +11

      @@LudaChez and then later he had to eat the whole thing

    • @mercyfae17
      @mercyfae17 2 года назад +9

      He was great on “It’s Technically A Meal”

  • @enfjftw
    @enfjftw 2 года назад +1160

    One of the best ever. Zac is a national treasure and I'm glad he escaped his hostage situation.

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 2 года назад +38

      Yeah I'm glad he 'GETTED OUT OF THERE'

    • @oscarthagrouch
      @oscarthagrouch 2 года назад

      he’s back?

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 2 года назад +1

      @@oscarthagrouch no, he left collegehumor after he destroyed the bathroom.
      (the whole squad is gone. Collegehumor went bankrupt)

  • @brandonwordmusic
    @brandonwordmusic 2 года назад +2798

    The most underrated moment is Zac putting the bowling ball on the peanut butter lid at 1:45 so it wouldn’t just go everywhere. Now THATS improv.

    • @rodvincent
      @rodvincent 2 года назад +1

      It takes a lot of skill and intelligence to pretend to be a huge idiot tbh

    • @jacobbastin802
      @jacobbastin802 2 года назад +105

      Spot on, good sir. If I hadn't thought of that, I might have tried putting the bowling ball peanut butter side down so it might stick, but the cap idea was by far a pro improv move.

    • @moosecat7
      @moosecat7 2 года назад +10

      its common sense

    • @jacobbastin802
      @jacobbastin802 2 года назад +21

      @@moosecat7 Sadly, sense just isn't that common anymore. But I agree with you.

    • @moosecat7
      @moosecat7 2 года назад +15

      @@jacobbastin802 rare sense

  • @postbunnie
    @postbunnie 2 года назад +634

    See Zac getting out without saving any of the other hostages, totally makes the context of the punishment he now endures on this news show so much more relevant

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 2 года назад +579

    Zac: "...and that's where they taught me how to open an onion just like this."
    Kellen: "Open."
    Zac: "Yeah."
    *five long seconds of silence*

    • @minanathans6005
      @minanathans6005 2 года назад +27

      He knows what he said and he's standing by it, Kellen! 😂

    • @Bananaguy7
      @Bananaguy7 2 года назад +2

      I don’t understand why it’s weird that he said “open.”

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 2 года назад +14

      @@Bananaguy7 While I'm not sure 'open' is the right term for peeling an onion, I think it's more the fact that he still had a whole onion there.

    • @jdb334
      @jdb334 2 года назад +19

      Nobody says “open” an onion. You can peel an onion, slice, chop but people never say open

  • @matthewclinton3338
    @matthewclinton3338 2 года назад +561

    These sketches are so much better when everyone breaks

  • @Nannada1212
    @Nannada1212 2 года назад +194

    Kellen realizing how funny it is by applying logic to Zac's survival story and Zac's "and I took off!" is too much 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @Sir_Duckyweather
    @Sir_Duckyweather 2 года назад +397

    I like how no one even bothered to avoid laughing. No, that wasn't sarcasm. They seemed like they were genuinely having a good time.

    • @BaNkR_7-TeeN
      @BaNkR_7-TeeN Год назад +10

      I like how "I like how" can be positive or negative, but out of context will sound exactly the same.

    • @yoface2537
      @yoface2537 20 дней назад +1

      @@BaNkR_7-TeeN I like how metacommentary somehow manages to make a joke even better

  • @GamerGrovyle
    @GamerGrovyle 2 года назад +113

    "That's right! Now, we're going to learn how to peel an onion without a knife and both of our hands in big mittens!"
    "Say what?"
    That part broke me.

  • @ottoboettger9627
    @ottoboettger9627 2 года назад +354

    I honestly was expecting zach to just put two peices of bread around the jar and smash it with the ball

    • @jamiebullshit
      @jamiebullshit Год назад +1

      like the hippopotamus sandwich by shel silverstein

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 2 года назад +114

    The perplexed look and the little shake of the thing of peanut butter when he realised he had no idea how he was going to get the peanut butter out was priceless

  • @martydespot
    @martydespot 2 года назад +179

    One of their best sketches, congrats on Raphael for this hilarious script (and the dog)

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 2 года назад +48

    Zac’s “I got out” has the same energy as John Mulaney’s “I was over on the bench”

  • @A_T216
    @A_T216 2 года назад +54

    "For chunky, use chunky ball" the editors sneak some gems in there haha

  • @dedf1sh927
    @dedf1sh927 2 года назад +47

    Watching Ally smile at an adorable doggo gives me life

  • @rhiflux
    @rhiflux 2 года назад +25

    zac's "n ur jus gonna geet eet owta theer" with the onion broke me

  • @MoratJuanka
    @MoratJuanka 2 года назад +79

    I literally cannot stop myself from binge watching these. Help. Please.

  • @ExistentialIdiot
    @ExistentialIdiot Год назад +10

    Kellen's incredulous repetition of "the Nav!?!" while just laughing progressively harder while Zac just keeps saying even more funny shit was my exact reaction.
    Zac is so funny in a way that seems so effortless.

  • @SeanGHOB
    @SeanGHOB 2 года назад +275

    Zac is the funniest member of the CH cast. Others may be better writers but he is the best at tickling the old humerus.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 2 года назад +18

      Zac's one of the few that kind of remind me of the magic of old CH.

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 2 года назад +4

      -brennan has entered chat

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 2 года назад +2

      shame how he got fired when he destroyed the bathroom.

  • @WolfMoon173
    @WolfMoon173 2 года назад +57

    This must have been from a while ago cause Allys changed so much since then. They were amazing, "you know that bitch dead", loved that.

  • @Howeydoit
    @Howeydoit Год назад +4

    I love the bit of "give zac a vague task that he will inexplicably make wildly chaotic"

  • @allistrata
    @allistrata 2 года назад +65

    It would be nearly impossible to have a bad day with Zac around.

  • @poecollector64
    @poecollector64 2 года назад +15

    They thought they could defeat Zac but they gave him too much power

  • @JediBlades42
    @JediBlades42 Год назад +5

    I imagine Officer Watson had a very busy schedule, so it was nice of them to take a few minutes out to come by the studio.

  • @maradupras7278
    @maradupras7278 2 года назад +26

    this right here is why zac is my favorite from college humor. he is an absolute master of improv and comedy, and he does it in a way i haven't seen anyone else even attempt. it's amazing

  • @genuphobia1029
    @genuphobia1029 2 года назад +31

    They always give Zac so many improv and visual comedy opportunities and it works out so well every time, what an absolute master 😂

  • @MisterBrick42
    @MisterBrick42 2 года назад +4

    0:49 I love the What in the corner of the teleprompter, representing probably everyone’s reaction

  • @Alex.HFA1
    @Alex.HFA1 2 года назад +19

    Ally: Laughts at everything
    Also Ally as Zac explains he's got no stamina or fighting skills - **"Yep, that checks out " stone face**

  • @WorkWaifu
    @WorkWaifu Год назад +4

    Ally's 1st line made me spit my water out at work. I made it so far down this playlist without breaking. Perfect delivery

  • @MrOnosa
    @MrOnosa 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:53 I don't know why but the cut to the cutest dog after saying "I'm going to wear you like a suit" was just too funny to me

  • @derpnerpwerp
    @derpnerpwerp 2 года назад +75

    I like how the dog saw the peanut butter sandwich but went for the onion. Presumably he knew that onions were poisonous to dogs and wanted to commit seppuku after his shameful display as a police officer

  • @NesosRomanus
    @NesosRomanus 2 года назад +575

    Is this the worst episode of Breaking News? No.
    Is this the _best_ episode of Breaking News? Yes.
    The whole series is hilarious, but there’s something about going from Zac smashing a peanut butter jar on a bowling ball to Ally saying “you know that bitch dead” that cannot be topped.

    • @phoenixmcleod985
      @phoenixmcleod985 2 года назад +38

      I raise you the Grant episode

    • @myboatforacar
      @myboatforacar 2 года назад +13

      Yeah, props to Raphael for the writing!

    • @bethanyscarbrough3416
      @bethanyscarbrough3416 2 года назад +2

      I'm fond of the Amy episodes

    • @stephenmclellan9503
      @stephenmclellan9503 2 года назад +6

      @@phoenixmcleod985 I see your Grant episode, and raise you the Dr. Chambers episode.

    • @MarioKonga
      @MarioKonga 2 года назад +2

      The episode where Amy dances though.

  • @bottompercy
    @bottompercy 2 года назад +15

    I love how zac's part was entirely improv. Someone has it out for him 😂 and ally's part was perfectly casted too

  • @shaggyyoutube8058
    @shaggyyoutube8058 2 года назад +17

    I was so hoping Zac would finish his segment with, "and that's technically a meal"

  • @Splickedylit
    @Splickedylit 2 года назад +21

    I'm 99% positive that those mittens Zac is wearing are actually the mitten restraints sometimes used in hospital settings to keep confused people from getting a grip on vital tubes and drains lmao. Seems fitting somehow.

    • @FarewellChorus
      @FarewellChorus 11 месяцев назад

      That is definitely what those are.

  • @redumptious2544
    @redumptious2544 2 года назад +47

    This is a really great script and casting.
    I already broke a few times during the PB&J but Ally’s opening killed me.

  • @9nikola
    @9nikola 2 года назад +17

    Nobody is better at physical comedy than Zac

  • @Geburah82
    @Geburah82 2 года назад +11

    When you haven't seen any CH content in 9 years, and come back to this. How they gonna do you like this Zac.

  • @ShadowDawn
    @ShadowDawn 2 года назад +47

    This one was hysterical! They're all funny but this was over the top! 🤣

  • @JoshStLouis314
    @JoshStLouis314 2 года назад +7

    I'm in love with Kellen's hair, specifically the bangs 😍

  • @ko379
    @ko379 Год назад +4

    This may be the episode of breaking news that has me laughing the hardest. When he’s like “you didn’t save ANY of the hostages??” I’m crying 😂😂

  • @gracerobertson914
    @gracerobertson914 2 года назад +11

    Zac did an incredible job not bursting into laughter the entire time

  • @mythsandlaur
    @mythsandlaur 2 года назад +23

    This is just what I needed! Thanks for the Laughs!!!

  • @waskowan
    @waskowan Год назад +2

    the zoom in on the dog at 5:56 lmaooo

  • @jfactor05
    @jfactor05 2 года назад +54

    I always try to play along and I do really well but "Ya'll know that bitch dead" destroyed my record lol.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 2 года назад +2

    4:20: 🤣🤣 Those are potholders

  • @VancePantss
    @VancePantss 2 года назад +3

    "And you saved all of them?"
    "No :)"

  • @n8roppolo
    @n8roppolo 2 года назад +10

    I just realized that's the famous adult star Ryan Creamer, one of the anchors.

  • @drewvarn
    @drewvarn 2 года назад +29

    Lmao those are distraction mittens for dementia patients. That’s amazing 😂😂😂

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 2 года назад +8

    Lol the dog at the end was like "So really, you gonna eat that?"

  • @DreadPirateRobrt
    @DreadPirateRobrt 2 года назад +8

    This was the best and least controlled overall broadcast ever, and I loved every minute.

  • @Spasaymoostard
    @Spasaymoostard 2 года назад +21

    If ANY network or group were to make an American version of Taskmaster, it NEEDS to be college humor

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 2 года назад +8

      Tbh Game Changer and Taskmaster aren't that far off, same premise of “get talented comedians and make them do weird stuff with no prep”.

    • @beemoh
      @beemoh Год назад +1

      I was thinking that Brennan would be a good fit for Taskmaster, Greg would have the exact amount of time for one of his monologues.
      (And there was an American version of Taskmaster. It was supposedly not very good)

  • @randompastahandle
    @randompastahandle 2 года назад +8

    the part where he put it on the cap made me think "holly shit this guy knows waht he's doing"

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 2 года назад +5

    This was one of the most evenly-split episodes yet

  • @patrickmccann8951
    @patrickmccann8951 Год назад +1

    The Norm Macdonald joke was great! Love that joke about missing persons being found in the woods and shallow graves

  • @Feelthefelt
    @Feelthefelt 2 года назад +20

    Another great script from Raph. Usually when Zac does food stuff, it's cause Grant wrote it, but It didn't sound like Grant.

  • @firefly9187
    @firefly9187 2 года назад +26

    1:37 and 4:15 Zac turning into a little goblin killed me

  • @kieran.grant_
    @kieran.grant_ Год назад +1

    Zac goes back to basics, with "it's basically a meal PT2"

  • @rsand2009
    @rsand2009 Год назад +1

    Freaking Ryan every time he said "GHEET EHIIT"

  • @topdogalpha
    @topdogalpha 2 года назад +2

    I just got drop out, do not regret it at all. Hope you guys keep peddling your wares

  • @limecows
    @limecows 2 года назад +10

    This might be my second favorite one of these. Right after the one with all true facts about Grant

  • @davidfalterman8713
    @davidfalterman8713 2 года назад +6

    Kellen slamming down that bowling ball peanut butter sandwich at the end was the cherry on top of this exceptionally good episode lmao

  • @jasonmyneni8605
    @jasonmyneni8605 Год назад +3

    Zach is a master of physical comedy

  • @hollyking5667
    @hollyking5667 2 года назад +5

    After a rubbish day at work. I needed this! Thanks!

  • @kateyoumans8687
    @kateyoumans8687 5 месяцев назад +1

    This feels like the secret backstory for Tommy Shrigley, before he killed his whole platoon

  • @wild-eyemiller8094
    @wild-eyemiller8094 2 года назад +6

    Classic dog. Peanut butter sandwiches available but he goes for the forbidden onion

  • @patrickpistorio4969
    @patrickpistorio4969 2 года назад +3

    I gotta give Zac props, I would've just gone all in and scooped that peanut butter out with my hands. That was amazing he just squeezed it out

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me Год назад +1

    "I'll have a little onion 😋"
    SO CUTE

  • @HeyRyanLetsPlay
    @HeyRyanLetsPlay 2 года назад +9

    It's... Technically a meal

  • @Thor-the-BlueBoy
    @Thor-the-BlueBoy 10 месяцев назад +2

    It's hilarious that I'm currently eating a peanut butter sandwich while watching this

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko 2 года назад +7

    Officer Watson wants in on that peanut butter sandwich action

  • @nixeleth
    @nixeleth Год назад +2

    Ally's "Y'all know that bitch dead" was great, but I rewatched the "hostage situation" so many damn times. Between Zac's "I got out" and Kellen just not even *trying* to stop laughing, I couldn't either.

  • @allykaman9340
    @allykaman9340 2 года назад +9

    I haven't laughed so hard in a while holy shit the peanut butter bowling ball sound

  • @chillturtle4724
    @chillturtle4724 2 года назад +5

    One of the best no laugh newsroom I've seen.

  • @nalthanzo4648
    @nalthanzo4648 10 месяцев назад +3

    Well, that's technically a meal.

  • @mixe
    @mixe 2 года назад +2

    This was the funniest No Laugh Newsroom by far!! 😭😭 Zac was hilarious in this video!!

  • @peppermint4743
    @peppermint4743 2 года назад +4

    Wait haven't I seen this before??? I distinctly remember Zac making a peanut butter sandwich with a bowling ball.

  • @helloofthebeach
    @helloofthebeach Год назад +1

    Everyone always praises Carolyn and Erika's style but Ally is killing it with that blazer. Via smothering.

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere Год назад +1

    [IMROVISE]
    well thats hilariously ominous

  • @nikro8275
    @nikro8275 2 года назад +2

    I'm so glad I don't have to hold in my laughter. This is one of the best, funniest series on this channel lmao

  • @theq86
    @theq86 2 года назад +11

    I'm surprised they didn't make Zac eat it like the last time he made food.

  • @spiderverseguru7739
    @spiderverseguru7739 2 года назад +16

    I went to elementary school with a girl who went missing in the woods for about a week and survived off of edible plants and using the surrounding nature as shelter(she was very hyper-focused on nature survival )

  • @Resuarus
    @Resuarus 2 года назад +4

    Zac was on a rampage in this one. This was just such a good grouping, in general.

  • @ayarsunbird1744
    @ayarsunbird1744 2 года назад +3

    This has gotta be one of the funniest No Laugh Newsroom's to date!!

  • @spegynmerbles3993
    @spegynmerbles3993 2 года назад +1

    I love when they give zac props

  • @mehlover
    @mehlover 2 года назад +3

    Watching Zac trying to make a sandwich with a bowling ball was great, but the icing on the cake was the dog and everyone breaking because of it

  • @CovenJinx
    @CovenJinx 2 года назад +1

    Oh my god I lost my shit at Zac's segments. Holy shit that was some good improv on top of just beating a fucking onion to death on the table.

  • @SarahClaus78
    @SarahClaus78 2 года назад +1

    And you just GIT IT outta there

  • @Deathcoreqt
    @Deathcoreqt Год назад +1

    They got Kellen with the peanut butter bowling ball 😂

  • @vince615
    @vince615 2 года назад +1

    Brennan is the best at vocal improv. Zac is the best at physical improv

  • @Cavallo1208
    @Cavallo1208 2 года назад +1

    dying of laughter at work. thank you very much

  • @Maya_83
    @Maya_83 Год назад +1

    I like how instead of the peanut butter sandwich the dog went for the poisonous onion 🥲😅

  • @nathancuevas1238
    @nathancuevas1238 2 года назад +1

    Watching this at work and not laughing out loud was the greatest challenge of my life