"A potential vagina" is a great Tao quote xD, and Katie only being able to improvise extremely normal things is the most paradoxically hilarious thing I've ever experienced.
If you've worked in the retail, restaurant, or other customer service focused industries for more than a few years you can just drop into customer service mode and never laugh. Pretty sure this is the case for Katie.
Can we get an episode where Katie reads the lines like a normal human with proper inflection and timing instead of a 1990s era voice-to-text, treating each word as a single entity, alone in a desolate cosmos?
@@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers That's exactly what i think about her everytime i see it. Sure, she doesn't break, cause she makes a strenuous effort to be just ... blank-faced, monotone. Sure, she wins, but it's quite boring to watchl her on this show.
I want one where Amy Vorpahl is the first anchor and while every other anchor is talking, partway through they "die" and Amy has to finish all their lines, including where she has to talk back to herself. I'm pretty sure she would hit triple digits.
How about an ep with all the unbreakable anchors, and Amy, but although Amy still tries not to laugh (to put pressure on her so she'll giggle even more) her score doesn't count and it's just whoever comes in 2nd that loses.
Mildly disappointed that after “buy a house” and “buy furniture for that house”, Katie didn’t continue listing off the things mentioned in “If I Had A Million Dollars”
Thank you college humor. Today was really rough. This video really helped me take a breather and not take my own life.. from the bottom of my heart. Thank you for saving my life.
From experience: It gets better. It isn't perfect, but most of the days I'm pretty content with the fact that I changed my mind and am still here. I hope it will be the same for you and that you'll feel better soon, wishing you all the strength in the world!
@@creativedesignation7880 it’s been rough. Just mentally being pushed over and over again. I just hope one day soon enough the rain clears and I can feel some type of happiness again. Thank you for taking the time to send words of encouragement. It really means the world to me even though we don’t know each other. I hope you have a great rest of your holidays.
@@masonguthrie1257 ye she paused that’s what the comment says “without breaking”. She didn’t laugh but she did break unless it means breaking in the other way
When Katie listed the first two things she would buy because she's rich I thought she was doing a bit based on If I Had A Million Dollars, by the Barenaked Ladies
The things Katie would buy with her millions are legit just kinda basic stuff if you think about it. -A furnished house -Enough to eat -A little vacation -Helping out your neighbors a bit If that doesn't embody the Millennial dream IDK what does.
Being told to improvise is that wildcard where you are probably stressing a bit to come up with something but is your chance to get your fellow members to laugh. Needless to say, being told to improvise a couple separate times looks like being drawn a bad hand at the moment.
When Kaite started saying she'd buy a house and furniture (for that house) I was really hoping the next ones would be 3. A K-Car 4. A fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel) 5. John Meric's remains 6. An exotic pet (Like a llama, or an emu) 7. A green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) 8. Some art 9. A monkey 10. (something else, because this only works for 9 things)
Oh my god. I just realized that the videos are edited in post and aren't created live like actual news shows. I was so impressed by the speed of the title cards at first. God sometimes I'm so stupid
Katie is oddly attractive when she’s being miss emotionless lol it’s heart warming when Amy just dies laughing at everything because she’s genuinely a happy person and is just too pure for this world. Katie acts like she’s been through shit and can rip you apart with just her stare. Both are insanely attractive and I can’t figure out why
Katie is and always will be the most amazing yet somehow the most underrated person in College Humor. She's a comedic genius and you know there's something barely contained under the surface that you just can't stop watching.
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give the poor man a rest 😫
What about WTF 101? When will there be another season?
😏 I see u Grant
I recognize u
If Brennan ain’t in that one again. Please just have him around. Zoom call him. Only sort of kidding 😂
Honestly, grant can handle it. If you don't believe me go watch total forgiveness
no, no, no, noooo, nonono, no no
"A potential vagina" is a great Tao quote xD, and Katie only being able to improvise extremely normal things is the most paradoxically hilarious thing I've ever experienced.
"A potential vagina?"
"yes", replied Katie.
There was a perfect moment to say "#7: whores". 5:15
My favorite tao moment is the spaghetti song lol
Can we please get an episode where the writer explicitly tries to make Katie laugh?
"True facts about Grant O'Brien part 3, starring Katie Marovich"
@@superanimeniac "Featuring Amy Vorpahl"
If you've worked in the retail, restaurant, or other customer service focused industries for more than a few years you can just drop into customer service mode and never laugh. Pretty sure this is the case for Katie.
Can we get an episode where Katie reads the lines like a normal human with proper inflection and timing instead of a 1990s era voice-to-text, treating each word as a single entity, alone in a desolate cosmos?
@@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers That's exactly what i think about her everytime i see it. Sure, she doesn't break, cause she makes a strenuous effort to be just ... blank-faced, monotone. Sure, she wins, but it's quite boring to watchl her on this show.
Glad to see the AI robot that replaced Katie at birth is doing well and hasn't broken down yet.
😅😂💀👌
I'd pay her to leave 😬
@@sirwolf3617 trash take
Just need to remember to change her oil every 4000 miles, those joints might seize up
@@sirwolf3617 unpopular opinion I agree with
I like this Kellen guy. Calls Katie a soulless worm when she yoinks his line and just breaks down when it gets stolen again.
he was outed as being incredibly abusive and manipulative towards a number of women
@@riley6646 this video came out 10 hours ago.
@@riley6646 source?
@@riley6646 yeah, that's some steep allegations. source?
@@riley6646 Edit: look below...
Honestly, I want an episode where we have Katie and Amy in the same episode. That would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
I want one where Amy Vorpahl is the first anchor and while every other anchor is talking, partway through they "die" and Amy has to finish all their lines, including where she has to talk back to herself. I'm pretty sure she would hit triple digits.
How about an ep with all the unbreakable anchors, and Amy, but although Amy still tries not to laugh (to put pressure on her so she'll giggle even more) her score doesn't count and it's just whoever comes in 2nd that loses.
A totally stoppable force meets immovable objects.
@@newageoutlaw yessssss
@@SirBreadJr unstoppable as in you cannot stop her from laughing
"That's MY line, you soulless worm." That one killed me
I was looking for this
One of WORST drinking games: Take a shot when Katie “laughs” in all of the episodes (hint, it’s only one… I think)
I forget which episode it was, but there was one where not only did she break, but someone else broke less than she did.
@@Wiebejamin impossible. I must watch it.
@@Wiebejamin She was just throwing the team a bone to give them a glimmer of hope and I think we all know it.
One where Katie broke in is only at her own pronunciation lmao
I've seen it twice.
Seeing Katie smile in the first few sec felt like it's a clickbait.
Reported this video for being a scam!
And it was
Fuggin owned nerd, Katy is your Ice Queen and you will rue the day you doubted her steely resolve.
Katie is too powerful
"that's my line you soulles worm" is a phrase never before heard by me and now it will be present in my day-to-day life
6:23
@@kf10147Thank you for your contribution 🤍
Any success using it?
Mildly disappointed that after “buy a house” and “buy furniture for that house”, Katie didn’t continue listing off the things mentioned in “If I Had A Million Dollars”
Yesss!
I needed a monkey next, and when she said clothes I was truly expecting her to specify a green dress. Or not one. Because that’s cruel.
I feel like this is the first ep where the crew's laughter is just as audible as the casts when they break.
Seriously, they should've added a break counter for the crew
“A potential vagina?“
*everyone laughs*
Katie: *YES.*
I don't think the writers are trying hard enough to make Katie laugh.
They don't ever count when she breaks either anymore
Honestly this one didn't try too hard to make anyone laugh but at least I got new Zac material to simp to for a few minutes.
@@LunarEleven lol. I can get behind that; he _is_ fuckin' adorable.
6:32 Zac's incredible comedic timing strikes again 👏
I just love Zach in these. He has this blandly pleasant newscaster face that makes me die
Can't believe Katy wouldn't use her wall street fortune to find out who killed pat castles.
Or for cocaine. Just, all the cocaine.
Why would she? Trapp killed Pat, everyone knows that.
@@creativedesignation7880 that's just what they want you to think
@@creativedesignation7880 aLLEGEDLY
Everyone's gonna ignore how amazing Zac's scream + face was at the beginning? Like, it was so fucking natural
I like how Katie would buy a house with an extra garage but not a single car to put in the garages
apparently she has a car. and possibly lived in it based on the other answers
They should make Katie one of the main anchors so that there's more chance of her laughing
Haven’t watched college humor in a long time but glad to see you guys are still funny asl
How funny can they be if they didn't get Katie to laugh?
Someone's on chat boards a bunch
“Huzza! Huzza! We’re all rich now!” *in unison* took me tf out
I love how they all said "Huzzah, huzzah, we're all rich now" at once
6:22 It wasn't part of the script but that made me laugh the hardest for some reason :)
Katie has the best timing and delivery. She’s great
Thank you college humor. Today was really rough. This video really helped me take a breather and not take my own life.. from the bottom of my heart. Thank you for saving my life.
From experience: It gets better. It isn't perfect, but most of the days I'm pretty content with the fact that I changed my mind and am still here.
I hope it will be the same for you and that you'll feel better soon, wishing you all the strength in the world!
@@creativedesignation7880 it’s been rough. Just mentally being pushed over and over again. I just hope one day soon enough the rain clears and I can feel some type of happiness again. Thank you for taking the time to send words of encouragement. It really means the world to me even though we don’t know each other. I hope you have a great rest of your holidays.
I'm really bad at being sincere so just know that I mean it but I hope you're feeling better now
The fact that Katie improved all of that without breaking Is insane
She did, multiple times, but they didn’t count it
@@diamondnexus367 nah man she really did not she paused but there was no smile or laugh.
@@masonguthrie1257 ye she paused that’s what the comment says “without breaking”. She didn’t laugh but she did break unless it means breaking in the other way
@@diamondnexus367 breaking is breaking character, not breaking pace.
@@WukongTheMonkeyKing if so, then sure mason is right. But the original commenter doesn’t say so.
When Katie listed the first two things she would buy because she's rich I thought she was doing a bit based on If I Had A Million Dollars, by the Barenaked Ladies
Lol🤣👍 this is so good to see Zac again💜
Zac looks so unassuming, but his timing is so incredible. That man could catch a bullet with his teeth, as long as the shooter wasn't aiming at him
Katie is always the monster of this game
Zack's comedic timing is incredible.
zac’s delivery on anything is just so good
The things Katie would buy with her millions are legit just kinda basic stuff if you think about it.
-A furnished house
-Enough to eat
-A little vacation
-Helping out your neighbors a bit
If that doesn't embody the Millennial dream IDK what does.
I always love Katie in these.
And Katie *still* hasn't cracked a second time. Is there nothing they can do? Is there nothing anyone can do?
“Soulless worm” 🤣😂🤣
She is just to good for this game. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Being told to improvise is that wildcard where you are probably stressing a bit to come up with something but is your chance to get your fellow members to laugh.
Needless to say, being told to improvise a couple separate times looks like being drawn a bad hand at the moment.
Please make a "_____ Breaking" compilation for each comedian, i want to watch 0 seconds of Katie.
and all of Amy's episodes in full lol
Glad to hear the crew's laughter included in this one! :)
I really hope college humor can make a comeback, I love this channel and all the contributors...
Katie should be nicknamed "Miss Zero" because she never breaks, and then have her named changed to a different number mid-broadcast if she does.
I loved Zachs name was “screams”!!!!! Too funny 🤣😂🤣
At some point, watching Katie not break stops being funny then stops being not funny then starts being stressful.
Ooh we’re getting closer to Katie breaking era coming on RUclips :)
I have dropout but I like the breaking news comments lmao
Katie is a machine! There is no way I could improv and keep a straight face. How do she do it??
It's pretty telling how much money the average comedian makes when you hear what Katie thinks are luxuries.
I LOVE KELLEN!! ive been following his comedy for a couple of years now, and i quote some of his videos constantly
i love hearing the crew laugh in the background
When Kaite started saying she'd buy a house and furniture (for that house) I was really hoping the next ones would be
3. A K-Car
4. A fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
5. John Meric's remains
6. An exotic pet (Like a llama, or an emu)
7. A green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
8. Some art
9. A monkey
10. (something else, because this only works for 9 things)
Ironically Katy's improv is what made me lose
AAAAAAAAH did a really good job this time
Zac has the cutest smile
You know who the winner is going to be if katie is in it
Wow... This is FIRST TIME i saw a video that uploaded 1 minute ago!
The screams Zac did had me every time
FDI: Federal Dog Investigators
"That's my line you soulless worm!" ahhahahahaha it killed me dead
It's just nice to see Tao not lose.
The whole hot dog human meat bit has just massive the terror crack vibes I love it
I love Tao so much
I love the wholesomeness of Katie's plan with her money.
Just discovered this show today and love it.
0:21 I already lost the battle for not laughing. HAHAHAH
Everyone is talking about katies stone face, im absolutely floored that they got the huzzah huzzah on the first take
Tao is the MVP here to be honest
Katie is a master at this
People are still trying to find Katie's kind of humor. They should do some dark stuff with her, at least there would be a reaction
Katie refusal to break is insane, but is honorable
And once again...Katie is a rock!
Katie is such a genius. She would have fit in so well during SNL's golden years
I saw Ralph on his nfl commercial congrats man
I let out an suprised noise between a chuckle and a laugh at the words "Sin Zones"
"You soulless worm!"
HA! HA!
Rumor has it that Katie can turn off her soul whenever she wants
Yay Katie is in this one! She’s my favorite. I love her in everything
Goddammit Katie you are stone *fucking* cold and we love you for it.
It's been nearly a year of just No Laugh News Room. Could we have some variety maybe?
College humor still exist? Sweet!
That final *final* line was the best bit!
Interesting seeing College Humor go the fine bros. route.
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Oh my god. I just realized that the videos are edited in post and aren't created live like actual news shows. I was so impressed by the speed of the title cards at first. God sometimes I'm so stupid
More people should Text with Sam. CollegeHumor was even nice enough to give out his number.
I like Katie’s random “Yes.”
YASSSDS BEEN WAITING FOR TOO LONG!!! BNN is my life... really.
Katie just never breaks 🤣 i feel like she disassociates lol
I feel like Katie is constantly trying to think of something horrific and depressing to prevent laughing
Katie is so funny in this role
if you can make Katie LOL... or smile, you deserve an Award!!!!
I don't think I've ever heard the crew laugh. Katie has transcended
Dream hard and you can find all sort of potential regions 3:25
I enjoy dry humor but Katie seems clinically depressed, which is hilarious.
Omg. 4 mins in, and I finally got why Tao screamed twice 😅. It was cuz Zac's name was (Scream). I'm slow.
*In Morgan Freeman's Voice*
"But the economy was not good while it lasted..."
Katie is oddly attractive when she’s being miss emotionless lol it’s heart warming when Amy just dies laughing at everything because she’s genuinely a happy person and is just too pure for this world. Katie acts like she’s been through shit and can rip you apart with just her stare. Both are insanely attractive and I can’t figure out why
Katie really said i just want a house
I was watching TV and I swear I saw Raph in a Campbells chunky soup ad
That scream SHATTERED me! Lmao
5:23 I vote that this counts as Katie breaking.
Katie is and always will be the most amazing yet somehow the most underrated person in College Humor. She's a comedic genius and you know there's something barely contained under the surface that you just can't stop watching.