hey I could be in there playing A Whole Lotta Love in 30 minutes guy but it's gonna sound like a whole lotta noise cause this things fouled up, ya got me
The more I listen to any album, I can hear him break character with a little snicker or a shake in his voice. It's minimal, but funny. Iv'e also noticed that he covers his laughing with fx when he bust's up. Ingenious.
this might be one of the best longmonts. i love how difficult he is, but not like blatantly over the top about it. and the clerk really trying to be helpful is the icing on the cake
He leaves hooks for people's neurotic pride and the more they have to justify themselves the more tangled they become until they are yelling with rage about absurd things.
this is so classic and meta. i used to think longmont was snickering and "breaking character" but now since he does it both times he calls his "brother" i believe its intentional and its just an extra layer to really mess with the guy on the other end.
Alex Trebek just casually drifting in and out of the call
"wait why's the phone ringing?"
Thats him??
@@skxlter5747 Alex Trebek was a reoccurring guest
hey I could be in there playing A Whole Lotta Love in 30 minutes guy but it's gonna sound like a whole lotta noise cause this things fouled up, ya got me
Actually I don't.
Love that bit
@Tribal Blood Holy shit I love that guy's stuff. LPC fans rule.
@@PopcornColonelx But what's your first name?
@@ArcYTMy name's Schneider, my brother's name is Wade
I love how you can hear longmont snickering as he invites others into the call.. haha
+Justin Nicholson i was going to say, is this the only time i've heard him break character
+KvltKommando I remember another call where he broke character before she answered. he busted up laughing, he called him self Geonene
+Justin Nicholson you really only hear him do that when he puts other people on the line and they say stuff he doesn't expect or something.
The more I listen to any album, I can hear him break character with a little snicker or a shake in his voice. It's minimal, but funny. Iv'e also noticed that he covers his laughing with fx when he bust's up. Ingenious.
I think you can hear him sipping something too
this might be one of the best longmonts. i love how difficult he is, but not like blatantly over the top about it. and the clerk really trying to be helpful is the icing on the cake
Not to mention the Trebek cameo
"quit calling me you idiot!"
*Supressed LPC giggle*
WHAT'S your name?!
Wade... is my brother's name...
Weight?
These blueberries are dated from last year.
My favorite touch is that at the end of everything, the only information they got out of LPC was that his name was, "schneider webb"
Don’t forget, they also learned his brother’s name. Wade.
How you handle a call from LPC says a lot about you as a person
It's a Fender. Your standard made in Mexico
This is Schneider
zeranzeran Come ooon Tim
Devin du Plessis come on, Q
Schneydher
@@ewnard2005 just like it sounds :)
And my brother's name is Wade
The little chortle at 1:58 when the guy he adds to the call yells at him will never make me not giggle.
"im calling my brother now"
QUIT CALLIN ME YA FUCKIN IDIOT
One time I saw the band Cloakroom and while setting up their amps they started quoting this to each other apropos of nothing and it made my heart sing
me to
cloakroom fucking rules
As if I couldn't love that band any more than I already do.
And these blueberries were dated March of last year...
That line fucking killed me😆😂🤣
And still frozen? Nice!
That doesn’t make any sense
Longmont trolls multiple people at the same time; he also trolls the inhabitants of other dimensions.
Dude props for this guy for not losing his shit for the first few minutes
That last dude had no idea he was talking to the Jeopardy guy.
Schneider, just like it sounds.
I love how Alex Trebek doesn’t know about conference calling
THESE BLUEBERRIES WERE MARKED
MARCH
OF TWO THOUSAND THIRTEEN
“Wade Webb” lol
"Schneider Webb"
Spider Web
I just now got this. Lmao
@@ZeranZeran That's hilarious.
The absolute mad lad
Wade. Is my brother.
Tripsicle Why don't you take a nap and wake up
Schneider. Is my first name.
His name is Schneider Webb ;-)
I love how you can hear him audibly laugh
He leaves hooks for people's neurotic pride and the more they have to justify themselves the more tangled they become until they are yelling with rage about absurd things.
Nice analysis, stupid.
Just out here stringing random words together, huh.
Nice.
He's just trying to get this guitar thing worked out. Everything sounds flat.
WEBB. And my brother's name is WADE
If I played A Whole Lotta Love right now it'd sound like a whole lotta nothin'.
hahahahahah!!
The second time he tries to go on about Whole Lotta Love and the guy just cuts him off fills me with such joy. (3:25)
"My name is Schnider Webb"
*hangs up*
*Asks for the last name*
*LPC gives him the last name*
*Immediately hangs up*
Great customer service lol
I love how right after Peter finally gets Schneider’s last name he hangs up out of frustration from hearing “Wade” again
4:13 RIP Alex Trebek Did he ever know?
Thankfully he did!
when I'm old(er) I'm going to have some serious crows feet from how hard I've cried laughing from this one over the years
I don't know how intentional it is, but this is actually a great take on the Cheech and Chong "Dave's not here" bit.
i just know Alex Trebek shreds
There's so much energy in this call its beautiful
He's calling the Modesto CA guitar center. I think. There was a chip that worked there around 2013
Holy crap that's cool. Small world.
Wayde. is my brother.
Whole lotta nothing
That exchange around 3:03 - 3:12 is hilarious
This is a fucking triumph
wade, is my brother.
Jladimir Céroline 93
quit calling me you fucking idiot
"s - c - h-.."
"-yas."
The yas is always my favorite reply lol
One of the best LPC
Just like it sounds.
chip
It's wild that he got the guy to sound out the spelling of his name.
Alright Chip, listen up
Pretty much every conversation with customers on the phone while I worked at guitar center
"ITS A FENDER"
"I'm gonna fix your face"
the "hehe oh god" at the very end...perfect
Scheider and Web Wade.
That has to be Alex Trebek at 4:15.
+TheCrimsonLi0n my ankles hurt just from looking at your picture there guy.
Not as much as your lip will when you're on the way to the clinic. How's that grab you?
TheCrimsonLi0n Hey you got a drum circle playing over there buddy I couldn't get any sleep last night
yup, that was Alex Trebek
Kebert Xela*
Schneider Webb
chip !
Gitaars.
Brother Wade!
this is so classic and meta. i used to think longmont was snickering and "breaking character" but now since he does it both times he calls his "brother" i believe its intentional and its just an extra layer to really mess with the guy on the other end.
jus wanna say.. pprayers to alex trebek :(
Wade Webb 😂
Don’t call us; we’ll call you.
Schneiderweb
"They think it's fun" ..... Well, it is xD Cmon
it's a ffffender... you don't remember me!?
rip alex
There was frozen blueberries in this kase
Omg it’s JJ!!!!! Ip2 always wins! Love LPC btw
@@thekiwiclipper1113 ip2 causes cancer
consume more LPC, less ip2
This sounds like Brendan from the BONE ZONE PODCAST
Why won't he prank call me? 😭
Does anyone else pee on the side of the toilet bowl so it makes less noise?
Yeah
I do sometimes but other times try to keep it discrete
+Neal Zetek then you get splashback
That's a good point
hey Josh, let's go sing together
He couldn't find 'Schneider' because he spelled it wrong.
schneider webb is the best
Sounds like a zoiper auto dialer system
So I'm trying to figure out why your phone keeps ringing here... No way LOL
at the end he weakly says "if you dont get me what I need" its barely audible lol...
Wade Webb
Alright chip listen up
the alex trebek part sounds edited... i wonder what happened there.
its real, Alex has answered him many times and is always a great sport
Jesus these people get mad really fast lol
you don't remember me? :(
this sounds a lot like tom petty
whole lotta nothin
hahahaha
“they think its funny...”
Ted Nougat.
Don’t fuck with INNOCENCE.
These made in Mexico are always sketchy ... A whole lotta Snyder going on.
U dont remember ne?
Schneiderweb
rip alex