Splinter Cell : The Twin Cells

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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2013
  • / paperbat look at him
    syl3ntbob.deviantart.com/ white ?
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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @spiritfired
    @spiritfired 8 лет назад +2939

    You need the patience of Jesus to play with Dunkey.

    • @2devilbat
      @2devilbat 8 лет назад +216

      FUCKING HONESTLY. His friends deserve gold fucking medals from buddhist monks for patience, seriously

    • @DunkeyIsBlack
      @DunkeyIsBlack 7 лет назад +18

      what patience. this guy is a douchebag

    • @marz881
      @marz881 7 лет назад +4

      +TheMagwe25 what?

    • @nickn9040
      @nickn9040 7 лет назад +104

      Rumor has it that even XxJesus_ChristxX left a lobby because he was playing with Dunkey.

    • @briancahill9594
      @briancahill9594 6 лет назад +1

      moar liek patience of Yeezus 2 amirite? :D

  • @CackJooling
    @CackJooling 8 лет назад +1810

    "Pure bred fucking dog you just killed!"
    *mumbles*
    "Pure dead"
    I'M IN TEARS 😂

  • @andymanportillo
    @andymanportillo 7 лет назад +1703

    I like how the white guy sounds like a black guy, and the black guy sounds like a white guy.

    • @EloLel
      @EloLel 7 лет назад +47

      why do people think he sound like a black guy?

    • @thirtytwomewtwos4128
      @thirtytwomewtwos4128 7 лет назад +165

      Lel cuz he does

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 7 лет назад +183

      But if you had watched his 500k subs face reveal video, you woulda known HE'S ACTUALLY OF PUERTO RICAN DESCENT.

    • @Carbine64
      @Carbine64 7 лет назад +6

      +Masashiro Knight of Cookieland he revealed his face since 2011

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 7 лет назад +27

      I'M AWARE

  • @TheManInThe5uit
    @TheManInThe5uit 8 лет назад +2595

    Imagine if real operatives actually had these sort of conversations during missions xD

    • @aaronam0115
      @aaronam0115 8 лет назад +86

      I think they would. Hell I would watch two men talk and my parter and I would probably do voiceover.

    • @CampyClaptrap
      @CampyClaptrap 8 лет назад +189

      JASON, DONT THROW THE DOG ONTO THE LASERS

    • @CampyClaptrap
      @CampyClaptrap 8 лет назад +240

      JASON, DONT THROW THE DOG ONTO THE LASERS

    • @secondandonly8032
      @secondandonly8032 8 лет назад +110

      stop messing with the dead body joe!

    • @justanotherguy3348
      @justanotherguy3348 7 лет назад +63

      Called bad boys man. Good movies..

  • @johnnybensonitis7853
    @johnnybensonitis7853 8 лет назад +3310

    While trying to play co-op with Dunkey would be a frustrating test of patience, watching him play with other people is comedy gold.

    • @milkydanny8316
      @milkydanny8316 6 лет назад +45

      by video game dunkey*

    • @gespenstmk-iii111
      @gespenstmk-iii111 6 лет назад +20

      I want to join in on saying how that guy's a Dingus.

    • @Coach_Shiner
      @Coach_Shiner 6 месяцев назад

      I think he was doing it
      1) to fuck with Dion
      2)Dion was probably recording too

  • @solomonchild3398
    @solomonchild3398 7 лет назад +598

    Dunkey gets serious for 5 seconds and just rails out headshots lol

  • @acanuck4life
    @acanuck4life 9 лет назад +1964

    "I'm barely racist"

    • @Archibaldh1pp0
      @Archibaldh1pp0 6 лет назад +20

      I so desperately want to like this comment but it's at 420 likes so It's physically impossible to do so.

    • @sn_w766
      @sn_w766 6 лет назад +13

      Liam McFaul Well now it's at 703 so someone ruined it.

    • @TitanCrusher101
      @TitanCrusher101 5 лет назад +9

      Mecha Hitler Go back to school.

    • @MercurialIris
      @MercurialIris 4 года назад

      Dunn go fuck yourself.

  • @lloyfirvind3274
    @lloyfirvind3274 8 лет назад +2398

    Splinter Cell? You're that ninja!

    • @ivanfrostythesnowman
      @ivanfrostythesnowman 8 лет назад +10

      +Lloyf Irvind (Loyf) Psycho Mantis? Also this is the wrong game you chumbis

    • @endhel_
      @endhel_ 8 лет назад +5

      +Lloyf Irvind (Loyf) He's that ninja!

    • @kabliekke
      @kabliekke 8 лет назад +15

      +Gunther The Penguin Splinter Cell/Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Cells/Brothers he's referencing the title.

    • @endhel_
      @endhel_ 8 лет назад +28

      kabliekke Metal Gear?

    • @kabliekke
      @kabliekke 8 лет назад +22

      Endhel :) BROTHEEEER

  • @MaserXIV
    @MaserXIV 9 лет назад +1523

    I miss these collabs so much.

    • @mip0
      @mip0 9 лет назад +16

      MaserXIV on pbat's channel you can find a new (like, less than a month old) video of him playing twisted treeline with dunkey and leah

    • @MaserXIV
      @MaserXIV 9 лет назад +7

      I saw that! It was a lot of fun, reminded me of that, like, one year when Dunkey streamed. But I mean I miss their Good and Evil series.

    • @cool5618
      @cool5618 8 лет назад +3

      +MaserXIV ARARAGI

    • @cool5618
      @cool5618 8 лет назад +4

      +MaserXIV ARARAGI

    • @MaserXIV
      @MaserXIV 8 лет назад +4

      Cradily C Arararagi

  • @sycclical
    @sycclical 8 лет назад +760

    a "Snilenced grenade"

  • @EdwardLorn
    @EdwardLorn 10 лет назад +507

    "I'm gunna pet him with my gun." Member of PETA, this guy. ;)

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 5 лет назад +8

      PETA has no room to talk when we now know they do this to pups and kittens on a daily basis behind closed doors👎🏾

    • @cj-3810
      @cj-3810 5 лет назад +8

      Anthony Freeman That is the joke

    • @macaroni6033
      @macaroni6033 5 лет назад +2

      Connor Guidry He was saying that after five years we have solid proof of what they truly do

  • @gagnorhawkk
    @gagnorhawkk 10 лет назад +106

    "Why are you coughing like that?"
    "It's a genetic disorder."
    "It's not a genetic diso-"
    "HUEEEEEAHUAHHUH"

  • @sethwarrior9719
    @sethwarrior9719 9 лет назад +538

    when he shut the door on the guard

  • @TheApostleofRock
    @TheApostleofRock 8 лет назад +215

    I wish I was able to give as few fucks as dunkie about games

    • @captainfalcon8676
      @captainfalcon8676 7 лет назад +8

      What are you talking about? Go watch his mario maker video.

    • @marz881
      @marz881 7 лет назад

      +Alex Yepez that ones a joke :D

  • @J.Skyler
    @J.Skyler 8 лет назад +242

    Their chemistry reminded me a little bit of early Two Best Friends Play

  • @luijo633
    @luijo633 3 года назад +37

    You know that happiness you get when you find money on the pocket of your pants before washing them?
    That's how i feel when i find an old Dunkey video i haven't seen

  • @MyTube6444
    @MyTube6444 8 лет назад +215

    2:29 "purebred" no. "Puredead"

  • @CatsAgainstCommunism
    @CatsAgainstCommunism 8 лет назад +297

    "We need Air Bud for this!" *picks up dead Doberman* I love Dunkey so much :'D

  • @hwelse
    @hwelse 7 лет назад +213

    *"Shoot him on the head with the piano?"*
    _- videogamedunkey [✔], 2016_

  • @bassist789
    @bassist789 8 лет назад +162

    "WHY ISN'T IT...SPLINTERING?!?!?!"

  • @LukeGaleritaGaming
    @LukeGaleritaGaming 10 лет назад +158

    Pbat: Is black, sounds white
    Dunkey: Is white, sounds black

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 9 лет назад +27

      Is he black? Well seems like I have to cancel my sub.

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 5 лет назад +8

      @Hydra Jamm once you know he's white he doesn't sound black anymore. Before I knew he totally sounded black to me.

  • @FishJJFish
    @FishJJFish 8 лет назад +108

    perfect blend of total order and total chaos. One of my favorites. Has everything I'm looking for in a Dunkey/Pbat collab
    0/10 Ign

    • @gourrythecrazy
      @gourrythecrazy 8 лет назад +2

      +Samuel Thompson is that 0/10 because of too much water?

    • @vamphxurs
      @vamphxurs 4 года назад +3

      It has something from everyone 0/10 ign.

  • @Baegus
    @Baegus 8 лет назад +133

    When he threw that dog on the bed I just lost my shit :D

    • @nickj6247
      @nickj6247 7 лет назад +5

      Have you ever found it?

    • @Baegus
      @Baegus 7 лет назад +3

      Nope, still lost.

    • @liiiiiiins
      @liiiiiiins 6 лет назад +2

      hope u find it soon

  • @Carboncluster
    @Carboncluster 7 лет назад +112

    "I just had to kill him, because he saw the dog"
    "But its a show dog!"
    I fucking lost it

  • @Buttwhistler
    @Buttwhistler 10 лет назад +59

    Oh my God, Paperbat's retching, wheezing cough is the funniest shit I've heard in YEARS.

  • @paulbaumann1
    @paulbaumann1 5 лет назад +47

    "What are they listening to, Yeezus 2?"
    Videogamedunkey predicted the existence of the album Yandhi.

    • @hardcorehammy7848
      @hardcorehammy7848 5 лет назад +2

      Error: [ALBUM WILL NEVER COME OUT]

    • @jon....
      @jon.... 4 года назад

      Nope

    • @WavyMac
      @WavyMac 3 года назад

      Yandhi technically never came out. It got leaked. Jesus is King is what Yandhi was supposed to be

  • @notaspider4084
    @notaspider4084 2 года назад +5

    2:28 this is when Dunkey started to become Goblin-pilled

  • @crackahjackk1801
    @crackahjackk1801 10 лет назад +76

    "J you're makin a little bit of noise there man..."

  • @charlescoulson663
    @charlescoulson663 10 лет назад +44

    i've never heard dunkey laugh this hard i can't fucking breathe so cute

  • @MurlocManiac511
    @MurlocManiac511 8 лет назад +29

    "I fucking made this game, watch dis." *pew* *tink!* hahahahaha!

  • @nicolasriveros943
    @nicolasriveros943 6 лет назад +130

    6:50
    -don't shoot this!
    -we came so far in the level, i'm not fucking up by shooting an explosive
    -I am *shoots the explosive*
    I'm dead

  • @Anne-no2xu
    @Anne-no2xu 8 лет назад +188

    It'd be so hard to play co-op with Dunkey.....my sides would be killing me too much XD

    • @TheSwooj
      @TheSwooj 6 лет назад +3

      Anne Dugan or you might be fustrated depends on the situation

    • @supersquare
      @supersquare 5 лет назад +3

      TheMightySwooj Considering I'm the one of all my friends who fucks around like dunkey, I'd be in gaming heaven if I played with him

  • @riyazahmed1521
    @riyazahmed1521 4 года назад +7

    8:15 I just love it how dunkey takes time to decide to reply to his proposal

  • @Totiimon
    @Totiimon 8 лет назад +510

    How was you playing MGSV in 2013?

    • @MercIsMercIsMerc
      @MercIsMercIsMerc 8 лет назад +150

      +Tomás Di Vito He was playing Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes: Peace Eater

    • @Totiimon
      @Totiimon 8 лет назад +67

      Merc The Sergal wii exclusive :( i only have a gba

    • @AfonsoEGM
      @AfonsoEGM 8 лет назад +11

      +Tomás Di Vito I thought it was Metal Gear Rising: Portable Snake

    • @idiot308
      @idiot308 8 лет назад +41

      actually it's Metal Gear Solid XV Phantom of the Opera - Fiddle Edition

    • @masontg6990
      @masontg6990 7 лет назад +1

      He was playing splinter cell black list

  • @noelic6744
    @noelic6744 7 лет назад +36

    I thought I was doing great not laughing cause I'm actually supposed to be studying...."Team work, I love it."
    I just lost my shit and my computer right there.

  • @JDubssTV
    @JDubssTV 7 лет назад +79

    Dunky cool/funny, but damn it must be annoying asf to play with him

  • @rasslebaby
    @rasslebaby 10 лет назад +20

    rip uncle phil. forever immortalized in this video

  • @nickgarlid3778
    @nickgarlid3778 7 лет назад +7

    4:34 THAT CLINK THE HELMET MADE IM DYING

  • @spartandumpster1158
    @spartandumpster1158 4 года назад +6

    I keep looking at "The Witcher" and "Metro" like "wow, how crazy is it that now books become games before they become shows or movies". I keep forgetting that these Tom Clancy games go back to the PS2 at the latest, in fact I'm pretty sure the first Rainbow Six was on PS1.

  • @xoFoCuSox
    @xoFoCuSox 8 лет назад +14

    And to this day it snasn't been forgotten.

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol 8 лет назад +193

    "Like Dumbledorp?" _Falls down_ *Spoiler alert*

  • @badboi0717
    @badboi0717 10 лет назад +20

    Yeezus 2 for staple musical insult of 2014

  • @rahulbirdi4917
    @rahulbirdi4917 7 лет назад +4

    i love how when jason was asked would u marry him he just straight up says no

    • @mycuteb
      @mycuteb 3 года назад +1

      The best thing was the akward pause inbetween.

  • @Boobr
    @Boobr 10 лет назад +6

    "What is that music? What are you listening to? Yeezus 2?" i literally cried from laughter there

  • @alexzanderbattleaxe8900
    @alexzanderbattleaxe8900 8 лет назад +9

    "will you marry me?"
    "No."
    "ok"

  • @JPMusicOfficial367
    @JPMusicOfficial367 3 года назад +2

    5:13 I can’t believe dunkey would spoil Dumbeldorf’s death scene for everyone like that. Just goes to show you how the most insignificant amount of power will go to someone’s head

  • @WeegeeKirby
    @WeegeeKirby 10 лет назад +25

    That spoiler alert tho

  • @tristan2884
    @tristan2884 7 лет назад +5

    7:28 DOOR FIGHTER! It will be years before you can fight me door!

  • @DanielHaut
    @DanielHaut 10 лет назад +18

    Air Bud confirmed for Smash Bros

  • @bloxmineland2
    @bloxmineland2 10 лет назад +30

    PAPERBATVG? YOU MEAN THE PAPERBATVG!?!?!?!?
    holy shit ive missed him.

    • @bloxmineland2
      @bloxmineland2 9 лет назад +5

      Pee butt VGamer?

    • @DunkeysLongLostSon
      @DunkeysLongLostSon 9 лет назад

      Dillon Moore It's Dion not PaperbatVG

    • @lemonsuckerYT
      @lemonsuckerYT 9 лет назад

      Dunkey LongLostSon no but you can call him pee-on

    • @wolfwing5037
      @wolfwing5037 9 лет назад

      Dunkey LongLostSon check desc

    • @DunkeysLongLostSon
      @DunkeysLongLostSon 9 лет назад

      Mindless Void I'm sorry the joke was too clever I'll try to dumb it down in future jokes.

  • @_AverageAlex_
    @_AverageAlex_ 9 лет назад +9

    started screaming laughing when his friend was coughing

  • @saladcartographer822
    @saladcartographer822 8 лет назад +8

    I should never drink water while watching your videos. I was taking a sip when you broke the door at like 3:10 and I inhaled the water from laughing and I laughed and choked for about 3 minutes

  • @xgrizzlyx93
    @xgrizzlyx93 10 лет назад +8

    This needs to be a fucking series

  • @rippotatochip1470
    @rippotatochip1470 7 лет назад +4

    [ 7:25 ]
    "I'll sneak into the back"
    *repeatedly kicks door*

  • @ghekkoooobbwayver3818
    @ghekkoooobbwayver3818 6 лет назад +9

    Press X to "JASON!!!!" at 6:57

  • @skylerweber7484
    @skylerweber7484 10 лет назад +12

    RIP tom clancy

  • @rand_889
    @rand_889 10 лет назад +9

    Pbat and Dunkey combo. Nuff' said

  • @justadudewithafro8835
    @justadudewithafro8835 2 года назад +2

    2:29 Goblins are real

  • @tommyvercetti9434
    @tommyvercetti9434 6 лет назад +12

    Secret organization of assassins: Wear the most distinctive clothes of their time.
    Infiltration agents: Wear bright green lights in head and shoulders.
    Someone needs to explain Ubisoft what "stealth" means.

    • @ice7223
      @ice7223 4 года назад +1

      i know i'm 1 year too late but the human i cant see those lights irl. those are infrared.

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 5 лет назад +4

    Watching Dunkey throw a deceased dog everywhere proves that he isn't the best at stealth games, lol!

  • @Kayahdi
    @Kayahdi 9 лет назад +26

    This is just a rip-off of Super Solid Food: The Twin Snacks.

  • @TheTrashMan193
    @TheTrashMan193 8 лет назад +10

    dunkey cleanin house at 9:58

  • @sIeepy_ash
    @sIeepy_ash 5 лет назад +1

    ' Balls. Balls. ' - Videogamedunkey, 2013

  • @Inuhowl
    @Inuhowl 10 лет назад +3

    6:50 omg im dying lmao!!

  • @patrickbattle232
    @patrickbattle232 7 лет назад +5

    It must have been a snilenced grenade.

  • @Sweetfunkyjesus
    @Sweetfunkyjesus 7 лет назад +26

    "Barely racist"

  • @rf2550
    @rf2550 6 лет назад +1

    "Watch a master! Fuck!" - One of my favorite Dunkey moments

  • @Xsore
    @Xsore 10 лет назад +12

    WHY ISN'T IT SPLINTERING???!!!

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 5 лет назад +4

    Its like watching Red VS. Blue
    But with Dunkey in it.....

  • @vinzycatimbang2385
    @vinzycatimbang2385 8 лет назад +3

    8:00 that rap gets me everytime

  • @TheAaron3dg
    @TheAaron3dg 8 лет назад +1

    Dude, this is your best one ever, more collabs please!

  • @utensel
    @utensel 10 лет назад +9

    2:08 funiest part

  • @LexFortyCakes
    @LexFortyCakes 10 лет назад +3

    Those fucking coughs, man....

  • @BroseidonMofo
    @BroseidonMofo 10 лет назад

    This is one of the funniest donek videos i've seen in a while. keep em coming!

  • @Zachamation
    @Zachamation 7 лет назад +1

    4:40 is so epic with no payoff what so ever lmao

  • @dormomu7343
    @dormomu7343 5 лет назад +3

    This was uploaded on my birthday

    • @hybrid5860
      @hybrid5860 3 года назад

      You’re a lucky person

  • @VideoGamer4life1
    @VideoGamer4life1 10 лет назад +24

    I'm barely racist

  • @dermeister1957
    @dermeister1957 8 лет назад

    That echo effect in the cave fucking killed me. You are a genius !!

  • @TwistedAttitudes
    @TwistedAttitudes 10 лет назад +1

    There were so many good moments I can't even keep track of them

  • @NEKINCU
    @NEKINCU 7 лет назад +4

    I like how he kind of sounds like general Sam

    • @NEKINCU
      @NEKINCU 7 лет назад +1

      Bruh i thought it was the other way around.XD

  • @MrDeits97
    @MrDeits97 8 лет назад +12

    Is there something wrong with the audio? It seems to be snilenced #neverforget

  • @piercemccauley7079
    @piercemccauley7079 Год назад +2

    2:30 So this is where Dunsleys fascination with goblins started

  • @juno7376
    @juno7376 7 лет назад

    Idk why but this vid never gets old

  • @gumcannon
    @gumcannon 10 лет назад

    omfg funniest video in a while and dunkey has been on his game lately so thats saying something. The Dunkey/Pbat combo is definitely still in full effect

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 9 лет назад +3

    3:34 Pause for Damon Albarn

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic 7 лет назад +38

    More like.. Sphincter Cell...
    Right? :L

  • @atmosquake6964
    @atmosquake6964 8 лет назад

    lmao i laughed so hard when dunkey fucking destroys the door with his kick while the other dude was lookin through it trying to be stealthy

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 7 лет назад

    You know what's weird? when you come to watch this thing 3 and a half years later, click the twitch link on the description, and the guy is actually live

  • @rawbagle
    @rawbagle 6 лет назад +2

    That freestyle tho

  • @palsmay4687
    @palsmay4687 8 лет назад +7

    THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @UekawaOhira
    @UekawaOhira 5 лет назад

    That Dumbledore Spoiler Warning was the most subtle one I've seen, well done.

  • @vamphxurs
    @vamphxurs 4 года назад

    Dude my stomach hurts at this guys wheezing cough. Its fucked to laugh but i couldnt help it. 😂😂😂

  • @KaseyKahne5
    @KaseyKahne5 10 лет назад +4

    Where can I download Yeezus 2?

  • @ScrawnyMcMassive
    @ScrawnyMcMassive 8 лет назад +3

    >try to be sneaky
    >have bright green glowing lights all over your body
    >memeArrers.exe has stopped working

  • @maximepelletier5130
    @maximepelletier5130 3 года назад +2

    i haven’t forgotten

  • @WS-gj8ng
    @WS-gj8ng 2 года назад +2

    When you see something you don't like... 3:50

  • @ldmt1995
    @ldmt1995 8 лет назад +7

    Press 2:53 for Luigi.

  • @zachary4670
    @zachary4670 4 года назад +1

    2:53 that scream

  • @nathanlevesque7812
    @nathanlevesque7812 4 года назад

    He was so shocked to be called a goblin, but I have to agree.

  • @merrickweaver3028
    @merrickweaver3028 10 лет назад +1

    i like how the one dude is like dying and dunkey is like laughing at him