@@hecticscone Why even include that it was alleged we both know it’s true. He went mad after the “incident”, even started referring to himself as “Mr.Green”.
Is this actually true? Cause i havent watched them since the tf2 days. I got this recommended and i remembered how funny they were togethor (im commenting this without finishing the video)
@@stanleychen6556 Ster attempted a blunt force trauma on the DS2 Jerma stream video. It was disguised to be a joke, but Ster apparently put more force than it was needed. For considerably long a period of time in the video throughout, Jerma was seen rubbing his head (out of pain) but afterwards we didn't see any form of on-site collabs like that one, like 3 years after that (the Who Will Replace Me stream)
@@oyunboldboldbaatar5519 the situation that socrative described is a joke lol. That DS2 stream was a reunion after they actually did have drama and didn't talk for a while. I believe this is all speculation bc I'm not sure if they ever addressed it publically, but the rumor was that star had negative feelings about Kim, jerma's new gf at the time, and expressed those feeling to jerma, so they did actually hate each other for a few years
I honestly think being with Jerma and other friends makes Ster's brain go into "funy man" mode and while he's on his own he's just his natural reserved self and uses mostly inside jokes with his own community.
They NEED to do more streams together they're some of jerma's videos I regularly go back to watch again. Even watch the stream vods sometimes. Jerma is hilarious but add in him playing off somebody else that's just as funny and its gold. Etalyx too, they're all great together
People were showing concern at their banter during the Who Will Replace Me? stream as if they haven't been entertaining the Enemies To Lovers fans for years
they were talking about how in school, you had to do the weird stretching exercise "sit and reach" where u need to reach your toes and ster said hes so flexible that his face can reach the ground
@@WuchtaArt it’s because in order for humans to be able to do that, their stomach would have to be separated in 2 places, making Ster basically admit to being an alien.
@@WuchtaArt i think jerma is just shocked by sters flexibility im going to be honest i have no clue whats going on half of the time but i just laugh because jerma ster = funny in my monkey brain :D
“Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-” Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him. He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…” For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends. “Hehe, I knew you were a shpee” giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through. “Alright.” said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. “This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something.” “I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains.” “It’s a bet.” Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else. They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead. “Motherfucker!” yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time. “Hey Jerma?” “Yes Star?” replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second. “Dont say swears, Jerma.” He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.” The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza. It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not. Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door. “Star?” said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly. “Yeah?” “I owe you some curtains.” Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?” To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips. Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness. “Now we’re even on the curtains.” said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
i saw this and had to turn off my phone so i could scream into a pillow for a solid minute. my throat is now fucked and i hope you are having your most day on this earth
They looked so young, still can't believe they've been prosecuted for drug trafficking
dont forget the ALLEGED tax evasion on mr elbertson's part
@@hecticscone Why even include that it was alleged we both know it’s true. He went mad after the “incident”, even started referring to himself as “Mr.Green”.
@@matthewphillips1890 because he paid off the officials to discard evidence that would definitely prove his guilt. This guy is absolutely fucked
Same here, Nishiki onii-chan
@@hecticscone i cant believe star_ murdered an entire family with a plastic explosive
I'll never get tired of "i won't talk to you for another fucking year"
Can’t believe Jerma and Ster hate each other, this is actually INSANE
Is this actually true? Cause i havent watched them since the tf2 days. I got this recommended and i remembered how funny they were togethor (im commenting this without finishing the video)
@@stanleychen6556 Ster attempted a blunt force trauma on the DS2 Jerma stream video. It was disguised to be a joke, but Ster apparently put more force than it was needed. For considerably long a period of time in the video throughout, Jerma was seen rubbing his head (out of pain) but afterwards we didn't see any form of on-site collabs like that one, like 3 years after that (the Who Will Replace Me stream)
@@socrative9810 Didn't they mend up or something? I've read that they got back together after the drama
@@socrative9810 Ive looked everywhere for what you mentioned but I cant find anything. I thought the whole drama thing was just a joke.
@@oyunboldboldbaatar5519 the situation that socrative described is a joke lol. That DS2 stream was a reunion after they actually did have drama and didn't talk for a while. I believe this is all speculation bc I'm not sure if they ever addressed it publically, but the rumor was that star had negative feelings about Kim, jerma's new gf at the time, and expressed those feeling to jerma, so they did actually hate each other for a few years
A flexible boy like Ster has no trouble putting his face to the ground.
@The Jerma985 and Jerma.
that cold open probably perfectly summed up Jerma and Sters interactions throughout all of history
Why cold, warm better
Unstoppable force vs immovable object as two people interacting
i didnt expect jerma to take the conversation in a ZORNY way when ster said he could touch his face on to the ground
5:56 fucking hilarious, the real funny is when Jerma makes Ster mad tbh. That entire stream was gold
when he said that my jaw dropped
@@bigasssimp7468 D:
@The Jerma985 Another CLASSIC line from that stream
it’s too bad jerma murdered ster because he was talking during the bethesda showcase
Yeah it’s a shame
hearing Sters wife laughing is so cute
It took me scrolling down through other comments to figure out that you were not talking about Jerma.
Jermas laugh is cute tbh
I actually bought the whole "Jerma and Ster hate each other now" thing that they did a while back, lmao
they dont?
@@jimboy2280madly in love
I genuinely can never tell if ster's wife laughing is a series of repeating voice clips or if its actually her laughing.
Why does every gamer on star_'s soundboard sound like pitch-shifted jerma
Because they are
ster is consistently way funnier than jerma but only when they stream together
@The Jerma985 LMAO
I honestly think being with Jerma and other friends makes Ster's brain go into "funy man" mode and while he's on his own he's just his natural reserved self and uses mostly inside jokes with his own community.
@@GuilhermepONTES10 Jerma is also an S tier improviser and really good at setting people up
Ster is REALLY funny man have you seen some of his videos?
That’s because they’re deeply in love.
I still rewatch that deep rock galactic video of them bc of that stupid soundboard scream joke, it gets me every time
Are there any secrets over here
ster is an audio genius
jerma the light of my life
Oh Yeah?!?! If you like him that much why don’t you just MARRY him!?
They NEED to do more streams together they're some of jerma's videos I regularly go back to watch again. Even watch the stream vods sometimes. Jerma is hilarious but add in him playing off somebody else that's just as funny and its gold. Etalyx too, they're all great together
Love the cold ending. Man these two are such a great dynamic
Just looking at the thumbnail is making me smile, why am I so invested in 2 strangers relationship?
Cuz you’re a nerd
This video would be great if i didnt rewatch all these videos every 2 months
A match made in heaven
i've said it before and ill say it again ster is sans jerma is papyrus
Wrong heights tho
Ur life has been lowered by 5 years for that
I wish he did more stuff with Star, the combo is unbeatable
my brain tried to forget about ster's naked character in human fall flat but now i have been reminded
i love you superdazza
2:20 Damn, there's a really good callback to this later in the stream. Sad that wasn't a clip.
People were showing concern at their banter during the Who Will Replace Me? stream as if they haven't been entertaining the Enemies To Lovers fans for years
My one gripe with this video is that you should've kept the complete silence between the two of them after 7:20
which stream was this
@@pilotsayshello1758 ruclips.net/video/rRERzryxdz8/видео.html
7:41 ster spittin
Literally spongebob and patrick dynamic
Bizarro's world Rhett and Link
Underrated comment, this had me geeking because that's EXACTLY what their dynamic is like
@@EntFellow i mean in my experience thats how most male comedic best friend duos are, they all act like this
18:55 is the definition of jerma and star
Does Jerma still owe Ster hundreds of thousands of dollars?
actually a little bit sad that Ster wasnt in the dollhouse stream ngl
i think he was Death but i could be wrong
these men ate my son
Classic Sterma
these guys need a podcast together
dazza do you think you'll do some of this with etalyx? lots of love always thank you for the best edits
Yeah in the future I want to do a best of Jerma and Etalyx for sure
@@SuperDazza hype
Thank you for this
See yall in another year when they finally play at least one game together (plus some 2021 TOTH clips hopefully)
:')
they just played tf2 together
@@dave7474 oh trust me dave i am very aware
@@KimoyaFTW very good
7:34 I was drinking milk c'mon man
6:55 Underrated Jerma joke
ster soundbiting random people raging in overwatch is the funniest bit ive ever fucking seen
I forgot how based ster was on rogue likes
the secret slime bit was better than I remembered
I thought the starfield trailer was an elaborate intro cut for the video
ster's soundboard scream bit is so fucking good
Jerma, Ster, Etalyx stream waiting room
“Why do you have a like, fuck dude?”
Absolute lads
Woah, Jerma's pretty tall, in the thumbnail.
Ster sounds so much like muyskerm to me. it kinda tripped me up at first
rhett and link
you’re onto something
just 2 grown ups secret slime-ing all over each other
Starster and Jerome didn’t have a reason to even do it. They just did it. They were number 1.
estrogen would have saved ster
0:45 Linus tech tips
what a psycho, way to kidnap his friend and force him to play with him.
This statement go both ways
holy shit i forgot jerma streamed overwatch
Thank god that's over.
@@G-Mastah-Fash its probably the closest he'll come to doing something "trendy" rather than his usual insanity like a fucking automated carnival
Are you gonna use any clips from older jerma and ster videos? Itd be really cool for the newer audience of jerma to see
I'm only going to focus on the streams unfortunately, none of the video stuff :)
@@SuperDazza gotchya, still really cool vids none the less keep it up dude ^^
i've looking forward to this
hearing ashley laugh is always so funny
The thumbnail really gives me ze giggles
My favourite boys
just watched the first two parts in college, perfect timing :D
part 4 when PLEASE
Ster's rant about Hades but into words something I never could about modern Rogue-Lites/likes.
What's the context/game for what happened at 9:20? Some weird game intro or something?
I just realized that Ster and Etalyx are different persons
Noob
10:03 ????
how the fuck does he do that
They look so anime in the thumbnail
8:44
17:46 What's this game they're playing?
Pretty sure it's shadow warrior 2.
when did jerma and star watch Sterforge
? anyone know?
This video is FUCKED. Ster is playing with a psychopath murder.
What's the game they are playing in 8:53? gotta know!
Deep Rock Galactic i think
jerma and star play tf2 with me
14:30 i still don't fully get this one
Jerma misunderstood star’s ability to do a long sit-and-reach for auto fellatio
they were talking about how in school, you had to do the weird stretching exercise "sit and reach" where u need to reach your toes and ster said hes so flexible that his face can reach the ground
@@nutella7644 i mean yeah, but whats so weird about that
@@WuchtaArt it’s because in order for humans to be able to do that, their stomach would have to be separated in 2 places, making Ster basically admit to being an alien.
@@WuchtaArt i think jerma is just shocked by sters flexibility im going to be honest i have no clue whats going on half of the time but i just laugh because jerma ster = funny in my monkey brain :D
2:05
2:41
Oh no, moments of this video are so very very horrible and so very very terrible.
“Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-”
Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him.
He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…”
For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends.
“Hehe, I knew you were a shpee” giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through.
“Alright.” said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. “This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something.”
“I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains.”
“It’s a bet.”
Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else.
They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead.
“Motherfucker!” yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time.
“Hey Jerma?”
“Yes Star?” replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second.
“Dont say swears, Jerma.”
He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.”
The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza.
It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not.
Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door.
“Star?” said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly.
“Yeah?”
“I owe you some curtains.”
Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?”
To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips.
Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness.
“Now we’re even on the curtains.” said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
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i saw this and had to turn off my phone so i could scream into a pillow for a solid minute. my throat is now fucked and i hope you are having your most day on this earth
i am in pain
hey, I remember this fanfic..