Biblically Accurate Pizza Nuggets Ad c. 2000 BC (Found Footage)
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- Опубликовано: 5 янв 2024
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“I ate them while they were hot, and they were good”
-the bible
“but wait a little bit, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes to burn you.”
I always knew in my heart that God's love for us would be pizza nuggets.
For God so loved the world he gave up his only begotton nugget
THEY HAD COMMERCIALS BACK THEN?!?
“Papa johns forgive them for they know what they done “
Pizza crust
Hunger growing with every bite is terrifying.
Sounds like an SCP where the person eats themselves to death.
"... ready in 20 minutes."
Digiorno us from Evil.
"Though i walk through the valley of the shadow of pizza, i will fear no nugget, for thou art pizza nuggets."
It’s like god planned for us to die and become one with the pizza
These must be the angels that live with the flying spaghetti monster
LMAO
Stuffed Christ Pizza
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I wanna be a pizza monster when I grow up!
I guess Satan would be a mouse?
Only when I became one with the pizza nuggets, did I understand my true meaning of existing in this dreary world.
You just gave a whole new meaning to Pizza Planet.
If Michelangelo made a documentary or a fantasy novel about Pizza nuggets. lol!!!
"And on the 1999th day, God said, 'Let there be nuggets.'"
I needed this, I needed to laugh, thank you so much
My eyes are not worthy enough for this level of art.
Blessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendiges.
That's basically the Flying Pizza Monster
You can make a religion out of this
There's already Pastafarianism
Bless me, oh Father Nugget!
Hallelujah, amen.
The first commandment: Calzone will not be tolerated!
creation, now with a side of pizza
Beautiful
Those who thought themselves monsters would have come to know their angelic true form had they merely kept eating instead of conquering the earth
Pretty sure this was taken from my last DMT trip....
When biblically accurate Spaghetti Monster? 🤔🤔🤔
Pizza Nebula
The Enoch of pizza nuggets
*Faith bolstered*
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My favorite Bible verses are the ones about pizza nuggets and turduckens.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster now has a new rival. This commercial is blasphemous to Pastafarians.
NICE
That's what I'm talking about !
They say if God made anything better than pizza nuggets He kept it for Himself
Biblically accurate - from the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster!
amen
It's not everyday that pizza nuggets
If Burger Bites involve aliens from another world, then do people who worship them clash with those who follow Scientology?
Our nugget who art in pizza heaven, hollow breadstick be thy name,thy chicken-dom come,thy cheezeness be done, on bread as it is in heaven. And fry our sins as we fry those who sin against us, and lead us not into tasty temptation and deliver us from dominoes, a-bread.
Cheesus crust.
Will you ever "find" Saki Sanobashi?
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Such a soothing video.
hahaha that was terrifying - yet delictious!
WTF did the eyes come from?
Okay, I’ve lost my appetite.🤢
I got you know lollol
Maybe I should try out this religion thing after all...
Praise cheeses!
Gimme the nugz
"And Pizzate asked him 'Are not thou the King of the Jew-cy Nuggets?' And Cheesus answering said unto him 'Thou sayest it.' "
-Oh Hi Mark 15:2
Thanks to you I now believe in god.
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😂
This means Pizza Nuggets, and thus Pizza Monsters are an eldritch being beyond human comprehension.