5 Ways To AVOID Boring Text Conversations | Say This To Your Crush

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  • @hutao9892
    @hutao9892 5 лет назад +10779

    The fact im searching this up is straight up SAD

    • @robwestb02
      @robwestb02 5 лет назад +467

      Jack :3 nah I’d say it’s respectable it shows you care

    • @dishwasher-vk1hd
      @dishwasher-vk1hd 5 лет назад +154

      Jack :3 when he sends mixed signals and is a dry texter :( anddd he's cute :(((

    • @moonwarrior1227
      @moonwarrior1227 5 лет назад +17

      Ikr same

    • @rvsh8184
      @rvsh8184 5 лет назад +15

      Sad bois fvr

    • @staceysinclair342
      @staceysinclair342 5 лет назад +25

      Woah jeez u didn’t have to attack me lmao

  • @dylancruea7542
    @dylancruea7542 5 лет назад +3093

    Starting a conversation is like a thesis statement

  • @aeliusdawn
    @aeliusdawn 4 года назад +3065

    "Meet them in person"
    CRIES IN QUARANTINE

  • @xtc1006
    @xtc1006 4 года назад +935

    The fact that we are all so awkward that we have to search a tutorial on how to socialize.

  • @i8chickennuggets
    @i8chickennuggets 4 года назад +823

    me : hey
    her : heyyy
    me : wassup
    her : nm wbu
    me : I was doing some origami
    her : ok gtg bye

  • @pizzaboi8196
    @pizzaboi8196 5 лет назад +7349

    Since when did texting get so difficult😩

  • @irrelevant283
    @irrelevant283 5 лет назад +5406

    Me: what's your fav movie?
    Her: *_k_*

  • @chasecieslar3785
    @chasecieslar3785 5 лет назад +8786

    I’m taking relationship advice from a guy with dozens of action figures in his room

  • @mnyu
    @mnyu 4 года назад +589

    1. Don't send the same greetings every day. It is recommended you skip "hello" and jump into number two so that way your conversation has purpose.
    2. Switch between asking questions and telling stories. Open ended questions give more freedom. However, though he didn't say this, make sure they actually lead somewhere and aren't totally random or you could seem weird.
    3. Make sure to tease and flirt with them. If they seem defensive about any teasing, cease immediately. Also don't use the same one word compliments, attach them to situations you had with them to know you mean it.
    4. Don't stay in texting limbo forever. Meet them in person. (though COVID-19 makes that real easy right now. I'd say have a call date.)
    5. Don't be overbearing, give them time to respond. People are busy and if you're placing all your energy into another person constantly it usually indicates you need to work on yourself.

    • @jordan-uk1qb
      @jordan-uk1qb 4 года назад +3

      • 111 • same 😤 i always think im being weird i need stuff to talk abt

    • @dua6521
      @dua6521 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, he works a hairdresser when I'm always at home, and I get upset when he doesn't answer

    • @fuckoffihatepeople7309
      @fuckoffihatepeople7309 3 года назад

      Thanks!

    • @yes-kg5xk
      @yes-kg5xk 3 года назад +3

      is it ok to randomly ask if he plays roblox 💀

    • @RajdeepDas.
      @RajdeepDas. Год назад

      @@jordan-uk1qb yeah man 🥺

  • @wyattknowz3813
    @wyattknowz3813 4 года назад +63

    Me : "hey kangaroo girl"
    Random Australian girl : "fuck you say to me little shit"

  • @anita-tt6zk
    @anita-tt6zk 5 лет назад +2542

    *gets crush’s number, never says hi just goes:*
    me: “i almost just got ran over”
    him: “ok”
    ...

    • @alexsawh8840
      @alexsawh8840 5 лет назад +111

      Sad
      He's not interesting in you
      As far as i can tell

    • @yoitsblade2180
      @yoitsblade2180 5 лет назад +15

      @@alexsawh8840 lol

    • @alexsawh8840
      @alexsawh8840 5 лет назад +5

      @@yoitsblade2180 😂

    • @xero_ot
      @xero_ot 5 лет назад +12

      @@alexsawh8840 you and that girl that commented should date based on your pfp lmao

    • @alexsawh8840
      @alexsawh8840 5 лет назад +14

      @@xero_ot lmfao bruh far away relationship doesn't work out
      I'm a very loyal guy and I'm afraid she won't be
      But i hv my gf 😇I'm 14 she's 12😁

  • @speedissped1483
    @speedissped1483 5 лет назад +1641

    Jealous to people who actually have their number...

    • @TheJoshSpeaks
      @TheJoshSpeaks  5 лет назад +133

      you can get it too, all you gotta do is work on building a connection with her

    • @KickAssBill
      @KickAssBill 5 лет назад +22

      KacperM just go for it bro. Like I got a girls number a while ago and now she’s my girlfriend and it’s because I just went for it the second I got an opportunity. It sounds hard but it’ll benefit you i the long run. 👌🏻

    • @TylerWilson2004
      @TylerWilson2004 5 лет назад +6

      What I did is write her a note that said everything if felt. I ran away right after. My number was on it though. If your shy to actually ask her you can do that if you want.

    • @guilhermed777
      @guilhermed777 5 лет назад +16

      its really easy tho. If you met her already, the day you meet her start talking to her on instagram or snapchat (its better to ask her directly than asking a friend of hers). Dont lose time. If you wait too long after meeting her to start texting her, she will lose interest. Dont overtext and overuse emojis. Also dont be insecure over text... just send that shit man. You may want to ask her some questions to find both interests but dont turn that shit into a fucking creepy questioning. Talk about the day you met, something funny that happened in class but just dont be insecure. Most girls prefer GUYS WHO MAKE THEM LAUGH. You can be the most handsome man but if you're boring and social awkward that doesnt go well. Social awkwardness cant be an excuse my friend... talk to people. Acknowlage that you should speak to cute girls the same way you talk to your girl friends, dont treat them differently. I hope I helped.

    • @ajourneytosuccess_
      @ajourneytosuccess_ 5 лет назад +5

      KacperM slide in them dms

  • @panicwolf474
    @panicwolf474 5 лет назад +971

    This guy is really wise. Idk why he's not giving important conferences in places like TedX

  • @Anna-qx9rt
    @Anna-qx9rt 4 года назад +291

    I literally had to come watch this bc I can’t start a damn conversation 😭

  • @heywoodjablowme2351
    @heywoodjablowme2351 4 года назад +271

    My convos are dry on text, but I'm a lot more interesting on calls and it's annoying

    • @triplethreatnba5514
      @triplethreatnba5514 4 года назад +16

      i’m opposite. any help on what to do or say on call

    • @yerrman9797
      @yerrman9797 4 года назад

      Lmao same

    • @lavalu1137
      @lavalu1137 3 года назад +6

      I suck at both bc of quarantine and my crush chooses now to express interest in me🥲

    • @djflapjack4744
      @djflapjack4744 3 года назад +1

      you are my crush in a nutshell

  • @GloryBoyybill
    @GloryBoyybill 5 лет назад +484

    He’s so underrated 😭 he’s spitting so much game rn

  • @That196
    @That196 5 лет назад +1406

    So basically say “hey kangaroo girl”

  • @fabianvilla5390
    @fabianvilla5390 5 лет назад +2980

    MY CRUSH IS DRY ASFFFF

    • @blxdetv2999
      @blxdetv2999 5 лет назад +431

      Fabian Law same thats why I watched this video its like fuck I carry the whole convo and then she will answer with a two letter answer and then its just super dry

    • @Hobo323
      @Hobo323 5 лет назад +32

      @@blxdetv2999 same

    • @yazanalshahaf1290
      @yazanalshahaf1290 5 лет назад +120

      My crush has a Bf☹️😭

    • @redemption9671
      @redemption9671 5 лет назад +28

      Twitch_ Yazan mine too I feel you dude.

    • @memechannel1458
      @memechannel1458 5 лет назад +17

      Twitch_ Yazan fucking same

  • @mrgbomb3001
    @mrgbomb3001 4 года назад +74

    Im such a dry texter. And im quiet in person most of the time but with some people i can make a great conversation

  • @siddhantagarwal7956
    @siddhantagarwal7956 4 года назад +55

    Interviewer : what are your skills
    Me : I'm a dry texter
    Both of us : Hol up

  • @amer1canalex2
    @amer1canalex2 5 лет назад +869

    Mission failed:I got blocked and her cousin threatened to beat me up next week

    • @allanmwangi2022
      @allanmwangi2022 5 лет назад +14

      Alexis Duarte That's sad😢

    • @weebone5530
      @weebone5530 5 лет назад +31

      Damn wish i was their i beat his ass id dead helo you bro lol

    • @privadeer
      @privadeer 4 года назад +25

      Wth did u do hahahahah

    • @amankwahappiah6217
      @amankwahappiah6217 4 года назад +8

      Heheeeheeee it's just hilarious. May be you really screwed up

    • @hobokelamikael9682
      @hobokelamikael9682 4 года назад

      @@amankwahappiah6217 ohhh poor you,,,

  • @gibby2951
    @gibby2951 5 лет назад +565

    Texting just keeps getting more complicated

  • @moonwarrior1227
    @moonwarrior1227 5 лет назад +878

    When your crush asks who your crush is...

    • @jarrahtomlin9153
      @jarrahtomlin9153 5 лет назад +19

      Moon Warrior1 that’s happened to me

    • @ethanmorrow4241
      @ethanmorrow4241 5 лет назад +40

      If that happens, oh s***

    • @citygaming8995
      @citygaming8995 5 лет назад +136

      that happened to me so i ended up saying it was her then she replied with ‘awww’.... rip me 😔

    • @moonwarrior1227
      @moonwarrior1227 5 лет назад +5

      City Gaming Same mate xD GL

    • @citygaming8995
      @citygaming8995 5 лет назад +30

      Moon Warrior1 Dont worry king, we’re gonna find the right one soon🤧 👑

  • @east8891
    @east8891 4 года назад +73

    For some reason, talking to my crush in person makes me more comfortable.

    • @yessi2067
      @yessi2067 4 года назад +1

      Don't go out on dates

    • @Chrisr-je1tw
      @Chrisr-je1tw 3 года назад

      @@yessi2067 ??

    • @x_1hr
      @x_1hr 3 года назад

      Same for me

  • @angelsubs282
    @angelsubs282 4 года назад +290

    Me: Hi
    Him: Hi
    Me: I’m bored
    Him: Thats sad
    .....

  • @mietoe7582
    @mietoe7582 5 лет назад +1135

    U dont want to end up interviewing them lol

    • @yo8989
      @yo8989 5 лет назад +31

      HAHAHA NEVER DONE THAT HAHA

    • @yo8989
      @yo8989 5 лет назад +47

      I mean in 50 shades of Grey it worked.

    • @666.xoxo33
      @666.xoxo33 5 лет назад +16

      Mie Toe yea when I ask my crush questions randomly he’s just like “ why are you asking me this¿” but he’s okay with it

    • @yo8989
      @yo8989 5 лет назад +3

      @@666.xoxo33 maybe you should tell him you want to know him better with a 😉 emoji~~

    • @merz97
      @merz97 4 года назад +1

      I died LMAO

  • @howIing
    @howIing 5 лет назад +1167

    Watches video
    Texts her: hi
    Her:hi
    Me: *types** **delete** **types** **delete**
    Me:i like pizza wbu?

  • @gagefaul3629
    @gagefaul3629 5 лет назад +290

    Her: Hey
    Me: Hi
    Her: Hi

    • @ultrasans8507
      @ultrasans8507 5 лет назад +4

      u don't messed up

    • @ultrasans8507
      @ultrasans8507 5 лет назад +5

      when i say hiiiii twice i expect a whole rows of hiiii

    • @gagefaul3629
      @gagefaul3629 5 лет назад

      Gacha wolf cool but did I ask😂😂
      Jk

    • @Loneassassin13
      @Loneassassin13 5 лет назад +9

      I hate when girls do that crap!

    • @obsessedme1041
      @obsessedme1041 4 года назад

      @@Loneassassin13 but my friend does that to me, he started with a "hi" I said "hi then it'll become an endless loop of "hi"'s

  • @the7thhokage404
    @the7thhokage404 4 года назад +528

    Me and my crush were talking about animals and she said she liked dogs. So I called her dog girl. She blocked🤨

    • @mogomighty102
      @mogomighty102 4 года назад +64

      Rex The Ninja try to get her back with “doggystyle girl” works like a charm👍

    • @xoitsmaria
      @xoitsmaria 4 года назад +91

      call her a female dog bro it really works 😃👍

    • @brahmaputramoskva1215
      @brahmaputramoskva1215 4 года назад +6

      Lmaooo

    • @calisthenicsnextgen777
      @calisthenicsnextgen777 4 года назад

      Rex The Ninja Felt

    • @Sn1w4
      @Sn1w4 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vivicanegumbo2045
    @vivicanegumbo2045 4 года назад +81

    1. Ask open ended questions (so they give their opinion)
    2. Tell a crazy story
    3. Tease and flirt (try inside jokes avoid offensive remarks)
    (Compliment but it should be specific and don't repeat the same comments)
    4. Try to get into the idea of hanging out
    5. Don't be overbearing, give them time to respond

  • @zane8182
    @zane8182 5 лет назад +743

    I'm actually talking with my crush while watching this vid :v

  • @florese4804
    @florese4804 5 лет назад +43

    I don’t like reading the comments and knowing others are watching this with me.

    • @TheJoshSpeaks
      @TheJoshSpeaks  5 лет назад +3

      It's ok JellyBean, we're here to help each other out!

  • @youngaamez3550
    @youngaamez3550 5 лет назад +195

    I've recently started using these kind of texts and they've worked! Sure some people are dry even though you send actual good texts and won't engage in the conversation, but it'll work on the right people. Great video btw 👍

    • @TheJoshSpeaks
      @TheJoshSpeaks  5 лет назад +16

      Very good point, not every attempt is going to work with every type of person. It's important to read a person to see how they respond to things

    • @ahmadopicshah8412
      @ahmadopicshah8412 5 лет назад

      Yt , vin + liner

    • @Al_MustafaHaider
      @Al_MustafaHaider 5 лет назад

      Fr!

    • @Zaptrap101
      @Zaptrap101 5 лет назад

      So what did you send, those in the video?

  • @ModernDatingMastery
    @ModernDatingMastery 3 месяца назад +2

    *It’s so easy to fall into a pattern of dull texts, but the strategies you shared really help in keeping the conversation interesting.*

  • @rainyytapestry
    @rainyytapestry 4 года назад +243

    Me with my boyfriend: *Hey how are you doing?*
    Him: *im fine hbu?*
    Me: *im fine*
    After a few seconds
    *Silence*
    My brain: **i hate everything-*

  • @antonijegaric1910
    @antonijegaric1910 5 лет назад +17

    This guy be having all the toys in his room and looking so nerdy, and that doesnt make him stop knowing all those texting things. There are no excuses!!!

  • @loveeraelin
    @loveeraelin 5 лет назад +38

    a guy just called me dry and i’m confused on why bc he’s the one who is confusing as hell 😂

  • @eliteditss9574
    @eliteditss9574 5 лет назад +106

    You telling me I should open a text with my crush with “do you believe in ghost?”

  • @crooxifire8714
    @crooxifire8714 4 года назад +50

    i honestly see myself pathetic for watching this video...
    It's super hard for an introvert to start a conversation..

    • @cainkun338
      @cainkun338 4 года назад +4

      Relateeeeeee:(

    • @dua6521
      @dua6521 4 года назад +3

      I'm an extrovert and I'm watching this not able to open a damn conversation.
      Love is hard

    • @Matinagambit
      @Matinagambit 2 года назад

      FR tho my crush is my school mate. We always text in an normal conversation but the thing is iv'e never met her since a yr ago. Always wanted to meet her in person but at the same time not. As an introvert myself it found me hard to decide whether to see her or not lol cuz i cant think a word to say. So should i go and see her in person ?
      Or maybe not this time. PLS HELP ME!!

  • @addisonwalker2614
    @addisonwalker2614 4 года назад +16

    Me: watching all these videos knowing I’m still to awkward to start a conversation 😂

  • @αια-λ3κ
    @αια-λ3κ 5 лет назад +209

    My crush told me that her ex dumped him on Valentines day then 3 months later she wants to be with him again and i'm like wtf PLEASE BE WITH ME
    Edit: um I dont remember having a crush on someone im so confused who tf is.

    • @Zaptrap101
      @Zaptrap101 5 лет назад +1

      So sad

    • @stanexe
      @stanexe 5 лет назад +9

      αιѕнα i read that as “humped him” HHAHH

    • @Kawhinot0
      @Kawhinot0 5 лет назад +3

      αιѕнα you ain’t nobody’s plan b either they choose you or they loose you

    • @kitsuneking6969
      @kitsuneking6969 5 лет назад +4

      I asked my crush out on the anniversary of her finding out her ex cheated on her. She said no

    • @jj-pm7wm
      @jj-pm7wm 5 лет назад +1

      @@kitsuneking6969 why would you do that

  • @showmeyourtittiesbitchjohn2102
    @showmeyourtittiesbitchjohn2102 5 лет назад +63

    This helped so much she blocked me😂😂

  • @simona7699
    @simona7699 4 года назад +43

    Me: Hi
    Him: Heyy
    Me: Um.. do u like bread?

  • @buti_thabo6555
    @buti_thabo6555 5 месяцев назад +1

    Took relationship advises from you in 2015, I don't know how many girls I've been with ever since... but in 2017 I finally settled and I thank u for that... if I haven't subscribed to ur Channel I don't think I'd be the guy I am today

  • @Floyd-gw1tv
    @Floyd-gw1tv Год назад +2

    She always starts with "wagwan" its so cute 😂😅

  • @kodycastellanos
    @kodycastellanos 5 лет назад +79

    Just noticed the creepy villager on the shelf😂

    • @TheJoshSpeaks
      @TheJoshSpeaks  5 лет назад +6

      haha that's a Mister Rogers plush but it DOES look like Villager

  • @getlostinmyeyes3713
    @getlostinmyeyes3713 5 лет назад +209

    My crush flirts with me alot
    She calls me baby,sends me '😚😘😙'
    Im very happy
    But she does it with all her friends too
    WAIT SO IM JUST A FRIEND!?!?!?
    😟😢

    • @Charlie-ql1dg
      @Charlie-ql1dg 5 лет назад +33

      she’s just waiting for someone to try to escalate it try to one up that and get more flirty

    • @spicymama4894
      @spicymama4894 5 лет назад

      Only have crushes on aesthetic people

    • @getlostinmyeyes3713
      @getlostinmyeyes3713 5 лет назад +1

      @@zy2790 I actually might do that

    • @brianbaeza6862
      @brianbaeza6862 4 года назад

      Hmm you can make it so she only calls you that

    • @camfabrizio8923
      @camfabrizio8923 4 года назад +1

      Yup your just a friend

  • @JothamBilly
    @JothamBilly 4 года назад +18

    Bro im trying to spice up the conversation with quirky messages, nifty things, interesting questions.Stuff like that but half her responses are *LOL*

  • @ccaelem
    @ccaelem 4 года назад +99

    I’ve been talking to this guy and I really want to get to know him more, with the coronavirus I can’t meet up with him or do anything with him that we can talk about so I’m worried that things won’t work out, which would be terrible because there are so few gay guys that I feel attracted too.

    • @MrQawesome
      @MrQawesome 4 года назад +9

      Banana bread same boat except it’s a girl

    • @yessi2067
      @yessi2067 4 года назад +1

      Lmao it's sad huh

    • @cadenshighlights51
      @cadenshighlights51 4 года назад

      Banana bread inv them to your house and then do boom boom

    • @osielt1935
      @osielt1935 4 года назад

      yo same 😂😂

    • @babysenpai3883
      @babysenpai3883 4 года назад +1

      Same here ☹️

  • @Michaelmousemaccy
    @Michaelmousemaccy 4 года назад +16

    This helped so much I used this guide to talk to my crush and we’ve been married for 6 months thank you

    • @steve-eg1ge
      @steve-eg1ge 3 года назад +2

      so spongebob is married?

  • @savior1604
    @savior1604 4 года назад +6

    I started laughing when he stated talking bout flirting

  • @Mario-xk7kh
    @Mario-xk7kh 4 года назад +61

    The fact I searched this means I'm trash

    • @cainkun338
      @cainkun338 4 года назад +2

      samedt

    • @eachandeverything4022
      @eachandeverything4022 4 года назад

      Don't say that! You're not trash! You're wonderful!! 💖💖💢💢

    • @caydonleecloete8313
      @caydonleecloete8313 3 года назад

      lucky you,trash gets picked up every second. some hot irresistible piece of trash you are then :]

    • @rizox4048
      @rizox4048 Месяц назад +1

      no it means we want to fix the problem

  • @krishnasaikia6132
    @krishnasaikia6132 Год назад +1

    Am i the only one who don't have a crush but watching this video anyway to know what its like😅

  • @beastmechanic4047
    @beastmechanic4047 3 года назад +2

    Bro started off with “ Hey playa “ I knew this was gone be good

  • @idubby7
    @idubby7 4 года назад +55

    Me: "what's the craziest thing that happened to you today?"
    Him: "idk"
    Me: "oh come on you have to have done something everyone has a little flare in their everyday lives"
    Him:"ok"
    bruhhhhhhhh I am not the problem RIGHT?!??

    • @addysonwade5906
      @addysonwade5906 4 года назад +20

      That's tough, but I'd say drop him

    • @de_light641
      @de_light641 4 года назад +7

      Nah boys who do that have huge egos

    • @Starry_Dupree
      @Starry_Dupree 4 года назад +7

      Let him go. Don't even waste your time.

    • @Extrisified
      @Extrisified 4 года назад

      he doesnt like u thats what it means

    • @peterramapulana6652
      @peterramapulana6652 4 года назад +3

      No you're not the problem.... The guy just has 0 interest in speaking to you

  • @GeniesMag
    @GeniesMag 3 года назад +23

    Josh, your self-confidence is sky-high. For all your hard work, I thank you. Keep up the good work.

  • @emilyphillips6181
    @emilyphillips6181 5 лет назад +48

    Ok I realize this is late but I like this guy and we have A LOT in common, but he always starts the conversation, like you said, in the same way by saying good morning everyday but that just leaves me scrambling to have something to talk about. I find that it is usually just me that tells a story, or makes a comment or asks a question and he gives me shorter responses. I’m not sure what to do because he seems interested enough to talk to me everyday but he doesn’t say much

    • @스아이-u5h
      @스아이-u5h 5 лет назад +3

      That's what happens in my case. 😐😐☹️

    • @jimpickles282
      @jimpickles282 3 года назад

      If you slept with him that might have something to do with it

    • @jimpickles282
      @jimpickles282 3 года назад +1

      Are you even with the same guy😄? I'd like an update

    • @yoongisugaagustd7418
      @yoongisugaagustd7418 2 года назад +1

      Omg i'm literally having the same issue like you now. How's it going on your side? Can you give us an update lol

    • @juniblessing3875
      @juniblessing3875 2 года назад

      Sameee, what did you do about it?

  • @richfaii697
    @richfaii697 4 года назад

    i did panicked but not to be impatient, but to overthink.

  • @justinobial100
    @justinobial100 4 года назад +2

    bruh i needed this no cap, ive been message this girl the i’ve liked for so long and we’ve kinda stopped

  • @justarandomcheesydorito4652
    @justarandomcheesydorito4652 4 года назад +9

    I cant talk to people because Im so scared of being judged so I'll just be really mellow and not talkative at all around people, but I really wanna say what I think, but Im too scared so it just comes out being really awkward... this actually helped me thank you

    • @Fakeprophets
      @Fakeprophets Год назад

      If your single, send me a text in this profile. I won’t judge you I promise.

    • @justarandomcheesydorito4652
      @justarandomcheesydorito4652 Год назад

      @@Fakeprophets You’re*. Dude, this was 2 years ago. I forgot I even said any of that and I’m gonna delete it too. I’m not interested in you either.

  • @ratatouillestan1815
    @ratatouillestan1815 5 лет назад +21

    my crush and i just started talking, and this helped a lot. thank you! 😁

  • @fhdhejeh63
    @fhdhejeh63 3 года назад +12

    I never really understood the texting game. I never been able to find the balance between not texting too much and texting enough. I've failed many times and still am.

    • @rayejohn79rj11
      @rayejohn79rj11 2 года назад

      Me too..if I like a girl I text or call her you would think that would be enough

  • @FBIAgent-wc3iu
    @FBIAgent-wc3iu 4 года назад +9

    I called my ex kangaroo girl once and now I’m single. Thanks for the advice!

  • @locatingleigh7632
    @locatingleigh7632 4 года назад +11

    No lie, this might be the most resourceful video I’ve seen on the internet. 😫 Thank You! 👏🏾

  • @zarinsotelo
    @zarinsotelo 4 года назад +43

    Did this man really just start the video by saying "hey there playa" done.

  • @karinstupar6904
    @karinstupar6904 4 года назад +6

    Me: hi did u know what happened to me today?
    crush; idc lol

  • @mahnoor9971
    @mahnoor9971 5 лет назад +68

    Lmao, I don’t have a crush. Although, I texted him (my best friend) ‘I witnessed a murder’ because I saw someone run over a bird the other day. After that, we got a whole conversation on the best ways to kill someone and dispose their body.

  • @jacobvoils7889
    @jacobvoils7889 4 года назад +1

    I feel sad knowing I just looked this up and watched it! Also sad realizing I'm in those stages... of being disliked..

  • @spyderskier9429
    @spyderskier9429 3 года назад +11

    When you realize you've been texting this person for years and you missed your chance and you going down hill. You realize that there was a period in time when they were really interested in talking to you and you missed it. Now you getting one word answers and you want to revive your chance. You've spent so much time texting and not enough time hanging out, but your staying home cause of COVID...Ngl I don't think I have a chance anymore.

    • @oaxacanboi9318
      @oaxacanboi9318 3 года назад +1

      That happened to me. I moved on tho

    • @spyderskier9429
      @spyderskier9429 3 года назад +1

      @@oaxacanboi9318 I think once I’m not quarantining anymore. I’ll ask them to go do stuff and eventually I think I will ask them 🙂

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 2 года назад

      @@spyderskier9429 How did it go?

  • @gbgoscar7837
    @gbgoscar7837 5 лет назад +32

    Came here so the person who likes me won’t find someone else cus Im a boring texter

  • @djkaleb1533
    @djkaleb1533 5 лет назад +141

    excuse me josh how can you talk to your rush on a date

    • @TheJoshSpeaks
      @TheJoshSpeaks  5 лет назад +10

      I would try out my 20 ice breakers which you can find here: www.thejoshspeaks.com/ice-breakers

    • @WittiwyTheBatman
      @WittiwyTheBatman 5 лет назад +2

      Okay Robux man

  • @Jerry-yy3ye
    @Jerry-yy3ye 4 года назад +18

    Me: hey ms.kangaroo girl.
    Her: hi mr.rejection.
    (Gets blocked)
    💔💔💔

  • @FroggieMaggie420
    @FroggieMaggie420 4 года назад +2

    I'm needing this because of the corona viruse, now I can't see him at school or hang out. He is so dry, and I'm super shy. It's been so hard to talk with him, thank you for telling me not to interview them because that's kinda what I've been doing bruhhh😩

  • @tfresh2838
    @tfresh2838 4 года назад +1

    I just keep writing paragraphs about why i like them and how amazing they make me feel but i always delete it when im done typing it as i dont want to stop seeing her smile and laugh when im around her

  • @scottmillar8737
    @scottmillar8737 5 лет назад +111

    girl fav animal was a whale so i called her whale girl (hasnt spoke to me since) :(

    • @huntedjstar
      @huntedjstar 4 года назад +10

      scott millar give her a cute name dude cmon man even I can’t blame her

    • @pasteladelicore7806
      @pasteladelicore7806 4 года назад +8

      Oh noooo....😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @maggie-mr3sb
      @maggie-mr3sb 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @mphochidi4534
      @mphochidi4534 4 года назад +2

      LMFAO😂😂😂😂

    • @ooofoolgaming
      @ooofoolgaming 3 года назад +2

      Lmfao

  • @withoutmyghouls.2045
    @withoutmyghouls.2045 5 лет назад +8

    Me: how was your day
    Her: Oh

  • @retromarcky
    @retromarcky 5 лет назад +71

    What should I say after they reply to message after saying “oh my god”

    • @un7ovable
      @un7ovable 5 лет назад +47

      god my oh

    • @demarcustv5661
      @demarcustv5661 5 лет назад +3

      @@un7ovable how about "lol"

    • @un7ovable
      @un7ovable 5 лет назад +4

      Demarcus tv loud out laugh

    • @senortocino2416
      @senortocino2416 4 года назад +6

      Retro Marcky “what did u see my dick pics”

  • @bleak_minded
    @bleak_minded 2 года назад +1

    I did this and sometimes I still feel that she's not interested

  • @bm_m4in215
    @bm_m4in215 Год назад +1

    Honestly I've seen a bunch of videis like this (as sad as it may sound), but this has to be one of the most helpful from what I've watched. Thank you, josh!

  • @jayhuncho
    @jayhuncho 5 лет назад +56

    Just called my crush kangaroo girl:
    :She blocked me

  • @lucasgonzales210
    @lucasgonzales210 5 лет назад +79

    My crush knows I like them and they find me okay but things have been awkward and I don’t know what to do.

    • @TheJoshSpeaks
      @TheJoshSpeaks  5 лет назад +19

      Hey, if things have been awkward it might be a sign that you need to either work towards getting closer to your crush or focus on someone else. What do you want to do deep down inside?

    • @blocnytro402
      @blocnytro402 5 лет назад +8

      Well my crush is 1 year older than me and they are moving to another campus of my school
      My friend asked them what are the chances of them liking me and she said that i’m nice but she doesn’t like me because we won’t see each other much next year

    • @alishaaa6192
      @alishaaa6192 5 лет назад +1

      MasterHackerZ welp🥴

  • @ethanfergus1434
    @ethanfergus1434 5 лет назад +5

    This guy is extremely helpful and out ideas into my mind that are so hard for me to come up with, you earned a sub

  • @meepcityhouses9576
    @meepcityhouses9576 3 года назад

    Makes so much sense but very frustrating when your going down the dip.. And then realize..

  • @tb8644
    @tb8644 2 года назад +1

    I thought this was the stupidest thing until it worked! I always talk to this girl and she doesn’t really respond until hours later, but as soon as I asked her this question she responded immediately and we talked for like 30 minutes and when she started to stop I just asked a different question and talked to her about a bunch of other things for an hour!! Thanks man 👍

  • @aarronortiz4178
    @aarronortiz4178 5 лет назад +5

    Need more videos like these I love how you show what to actually text!

  • @humanoath2896
    @humanoath2896 4 года назад +4

    I knew he was legit when he started with “Heya Playa”

  • @justsomeguywhokeepsgetting4885
    @justsomeguywhokeepsgetting4885 4 года назад +3

    5:23 one-on-one
    Corona: ima end this man's whole career

  • @deidragray9265
    @deidragray9265 4 года назад +1

    Good advice. I text him about ghosts and he actually just called me instead of texting back. We had an hour long conversation. It was pretty cool......and I learned some new things about him. Thanks for the advice

  • @wahjelo
    @wahjelo 4 года назад +2

    Im watching this in the middle of my texting convo

    • @darthmeme243
      @darthmeme243 4 года назад

      Same I need to continue texting my gf over quarantine

  • @jooosh503
    @jooosh503 5 лет назад +16

    Haha, I tease myself on conversations, I guess that’s good?
    Quick question, her birthday is coming up, would it be an good idea to get her some gifts?
    How do I bring up topics about her favorite snack as a gift?

  • @dimaisatree
    @dimaisatree 3 года назад +2

    It’s much easier to text someone after you guys already hung out or talked in person than it is texting someone that you’ve never spoken to irl cause there’s no connection between you too so it feels like texting a random stranger

  • @Amaijackie
    @Amaijackie 4 года назад +70

    The guy I’m talking to is so dry all he says is “okay, yeah & lmao” 🙃🙃

    • @amiyaanthony2319
      @amiyaanthony2319 4 года назад +16

      Sameeeee I could say something to start a conversation about and he’ll just “lol, oh ok , yea,no, or put an emoji” shit is so boring

    • @zyl5521
      @zyl5521 4 года назад +1

      that might be me

    • @marianna380
      @marianna380 4 года назад

      omg me tooo he initiates convos everyday/every other day but is sooo boring. Today he literally said "hey we can talk today for sure because i'm free" and i said cool ok and he asked what i have been doing and i said all the things i have been doing, then i asked what he has been doing and he said "literally nothing" and I said "oh comeon have you watched anything new?" and he said "no" like... tf did you wanna talk to me for then? i tryy to keep a conversation but he's giving me nothing. None of my girlfriends are like this are guys usually this bland over text? because this is the first time i have encountered such dry convos so frequently

    • @ochs9266
      @ochs9266 4 года назад

      mach ran As a guy myself I can confirm that we are very bland over text.

    • @michellekahlez2105
      @michellekahlez2105 4 года назад

      SAME BRUHHH SAME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @sirb1195
    @sirb1195 3 года назад +1

    Me:I got run by a car
    Her: *Understandable, have a great day*

  • @drupadbaiju5166
    @drupadbaiju5166 4 года назад

    Right After i got rejected by my crush, I get this on my notification...great

  • @marginalbiscuits3962
    @marginalbiscuits3962 5 лет назад +17

    Literally just had a awkward text conversation 😂😂

  • @j_marq2
    @j_marq2 5 лет назад +20

    Hey all people I don’t get it I am told that my crush likes me back but I just can’t believe it. I try to text her then she always just responds with something that I can’t respond back to. I really want to and enjoy talking to her, but it’s impossible. And somehow I am always the one talking to her or texting her and stating the conversation. Idk if she is shy but doesn’t show it or just doesn’t want to talk to me. 😢
    Thanks for reading this I appreciate it
    You actually don’t know how much it means to me 🙃

  • @tey1027
    @tey1027 4 года назад +10

    I always start the conversation so I think it's obvious to him that I like him but he never says anything about it 😅. Maybe he thinks I'm clingy??? I start conversations with him with a meme, who wouldn't like thattt

  • @noureddali8785
    @noureddali8785 4 года назад +1

    He is speaking super CLEAR!!!!!!! ILY btw

  • @caylee5502
    @caylee5502 4 года назад

    Dude preach. This dude who liked me did the wrong parts of almost all of these and it annoyed me to no end.

  • @anonymousx_x6364
    @anonymousx_x6364 4 года назад +4

    Him: You need to start transitioning to in-person interactions.
    coronavirus: *hmmmmmmmm*