Can A Bullet Light A Gas Tank On Fire???

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  • @Twitch8853
    @Twitch8853 3 года назад +3373

    “Will a boyfriend stop a 50 cal............. but first we’re gonna start with a 22 long rifle and work our way up from there” 😂

  • @ArmySergie
    @ArmySergie 5 лет назад +8946

    "Will a boyfriend stop a fifty-cal?"
    Love it.

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 5 лет назад +100

      @rogerwilco99 My girlfriend's father seems to feel like this too, occasionally. I wasn't expecting to be her first boyfriend ever. It didn't help we started dating while I was under the impression that she was 18 or so. Nope, 16. I can't tell you how much I thought I was going to be ripped to shreds as soon as I met her father. Granted, I was only 18, not a creepy 23 year old dude preying on an innocent girl. But until she turned 18 there wasn't a moment I wasn't being super extra respectful and careful around her parents.

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 5 лет назад +23

      I dont, you should watch beau of the fifth column's video that talks about that tired old gag.
      really perpetuates a really bad message and example not only to the young men of tomorrow but especially as well as, more importantly to the women of tomorrows generation!

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 5 лет назад +17

      @rogerwilco99 glad you didn't, that kind of stuff doesn't really set the best nor nicest of precedent to the youth of the United States, thankfully though, that kind of scheiße doesn't happen here in Canada. instead fathers bully, cyber stalk and harass boyfriends based solely off assumptions and appearances, rather than just talking to them and having a real conversation with that particular young man, in order to learn why and how they are the way they are!!
      can you tell I'm beyond upset about how my first actual love's parents and more specifically her father and step father treated me? step-daddy also sent me threats upon threats upon threats on FB, oh and also intimidated me, when I was a 14 year old young man, saying I was the bad influence and her mum ridiculed me, insulted me & belittled me over messenger as well. which is this very same cleaning the shotgun in the kitchen type behaviour that actually causes more harm than good kind of behaviour, that we should ALL be trying our hardest to drop and improve upon.

    • @wrathofvaughn9309
      @wrathofvaughn9309 5 лет назад +27

      @rogerwilco99 How exactly do you "ride shotgun in the back seat"?

    • @dintyb1650
      @dintyb1650 5 лет назад +19

      If I had a daughter, every boyfriend would have to run the test 🤣

  • @DragunovJ
    @DragunovJ 3 года назад +666

    The car missing the pump is the funniest thing I've seen today.
    Thank you.

    • @notyourbusiness1352
      @notyourbusiness1352 3 года назад +3

      I wanted to see the car actually hitting it. 😂

    • @Pickles_Fickle
      @Pickles_Fickle 2 года назад +3

      I was hit by a fucking semi truck and I now have a broken femur neck ribs and many other bones my arms are fine if being dragged by a semi truck and having skin gone on my arms is fine I’m bed ridden

    • @hirvidiverse
      @hirvidiverse 2 года назад

      I Laughed my asssss of😂😂😂😂

  • @akyrothea4919
    @akyrothea4919 3 года назад +657

    "Will a boyfriend stop a 50-cal?"
    No.
    But a 50 cal will stop a boyfriend.

  • @Whin556
    @Whin556 5 лет назад +1408

    Shoots gas pump with incendiary round
    "Why did I think that was a good idea?"
    *A few minutes later*
    Uses a tow strap to stop a moving vehicle.

    • @thatoneguy9504
      @thatoneguy9504 5 лет назад +5

      Hiiii

    • @pietbourke3209
      @pietbourke3209 5 лет назад +48

      This was definitely the pinnacle of my RUclips viewing career. Broken tow strap and ran over his targets, lmfao!

    • @mr.z6252
      @mr.z6252 5 лет назад +5

      And let Creepy Cooter drove the Car all the way 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vamk420
      @Vamk420 5 лет назад +3

      just watched a vid where they used a 20+ year old lada and restricted its axel with a large chain. Still ripped the chain apart.

    • @jessyterpoorten7197
      @jessyterpoorten7197 5 лет назад +2

      I just said is the tow strap gone hold that car....... ooh xd

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 5 лет назад +642

    If someone is trying to kill you at a gas station with a super expensive carbon fiber sniper rifle, that’s not just some criminal, that’s a HITMAN

  • @dc5050
    @dc5050 3 года назад +78

    “The gas pump is smoking as well!” *walks towards it*

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 2 года назад +1

      It's almost like it only has about a quart of gas in it and isn't dangerous at all.

  • @dylancreech8516
    @dylancreech8516 3 года назад +64

    I haven’t laughed so hard at a demo ranch video ever, but when I saw that tow strap break.... buddy I lost it😂😂😂

  • @WestJ
    @WestJ 5 лет назад +2092

    Shoots Gas pump 90 times
    “Why is it smoking?”

    • @spacecat76
      @spacecat76 5 лет назад +46

      The world will never know

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 5 лет назад +41

      **sets house on fire**
      Why is the house gone?

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 5 лет назад +36

      **shoots Car with RPG**
      Why is the car broken?

    • @Fayteliss
      @Fayteliss 5 лет назад +13

      walks towards it

    • @stefanox8908
      @stefanox8908 4 года назад +7

      Smoking gas pump that had scientist freaking out

  • @sonics7shadow
    @sonics7shadow 5 лет назад +282

    When the tow strap snapped
    -"that's when Matt knew he f***ed up" 😂😂😂

  • @diogenes5381
    @diogenes5381 2 года назад +3

    Great intro! I raised 3 daughters. I invited all their callers to go with me & feed the alligators in the marsh at 2:00 a.m. in the morning. Had no takers.

  • @blakena4907
    @blakena4907 3 года назад +21

    The RUclips algorithm has given me a beautiful treasure. I haven't laughed until I cried for at least a a few years.

    • @cjbeasley9810
      @cjbeasley9810 5 месяцев назад

      That’s sad 😂😂😂😂

  • @Paul_Sergeyev
    @Paul_Sergeyev 5 лет назад +2004

    10 years later Matt turns into brutal Matt.
    20 years later Matt turns into Hickok.

    • @originalprojdw6523
      @originalprojdw6523 5 лет назад +65

      30 years later he turns to John wick

    • @trash3831
      @trash3831 5 лет назад +6

      No he will be John wick

    • @trash3831
      @trash3831 5 лет назад +8

      @@marijnpost7579 fuck u u calling us fucking republicans u dumb ASS bitch

    • @noaht7778
      @noaht7778 5 лет назад +5

      @@marijnpost7579 Fuck you man

    • @catboy1352
      @catboy1352 5 лет назад

      Marijn Post i agree

  • @Zarzunaba
    @Zarzunaba 5 лет назад +257

    the car missing was acutally more funny then anything else.
    I don't think succeeding would've been that funny :D

    • @creepycooter2003
      @creepycooter2003 5 лет назад +8

      1 too many beers

    • @Edw1nik
      @Edw1nik 5 лет назад +1

      I was watching that part and said to myself, what if it miss the pump where it gonna stop? I laughed sooo hard when it did

  • @frozennppls905
    @frozennppls905 3 года назад +5

    7:47
    Matt: "Why is the gas tank smoking??"
    *Moments before disaster*

  • @stonebone316
    @stonebone316 3 года назад +8

    The noises Matt makes when he shoots sometimes is just, my fav.

  • @korspresley5650
    @korspresley5650 5 лет назад +691

    "Let's see if a boyfriend will stop a 50 cal" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @xyand221
      @xyand221 5 лет назад +20

      It looks like it will take about 14,000,606 boyfriends to stop a 50 cal.

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 5 лет назад +1

      Murica

    • @trappytheking550
      @trappytheking550 5 лет назад +2

      Kors Presley sandy hook already explained that for us

    • @anomaly_echelon7994
      @anomaly_echelon7994 5 лет назад +2

      @@xyand221 ho lee thats like 9% of us men's population

    • @Spartan-yq4qp
      @Spartan-yq4qp 5 лет назад +2

      @@xyand221 In how many futures did the boyfriend stop a bullet? One.

  • @Sam-ys3ym
    @Sam-ys3ym 5 лет назад +475

    *shoots gas tank 90 times*
    “Why is it smoking?”

    • @stackertheeod7566
      @stackertheeod7566 5 лет назад +27

      It’s just trying to cope with the abuse from Matt, so he’s taken up smoking

    • @Thomas-jc3bv
      @Thomas-jc3bv 5 лет назад +10

      *Shoots device used to dispense flammable liquid with incendiary round*
      "Aw dang. That's on fire."

    • @GreenOrangeGaming201
      @GreenOrangeGaming201 3 года назад +1

      Copy comment

  • @rembliekain7643
    @rembliekain7643 3 года назад +4

    I laughed so hard when the car missed and it just randomly drove through all the targets. This was an awesome video thank you i think its one of your funniest so far.

  • @I_Am_McZee
    @I_Am_McZee 3 года назад +3

    15:42 Looks like the mannequin has a mind of its own. Honestly I wasn't expecting the car to veer off like that! 🤣

  • @paultouya6552
    @paultouya6552 5 лет назад +1434

    I think he stopped caring about getting demonetizated... AND I LOVE IT!

    • @markkorsnounou4431
      @markkorsnounou4431 5 лет назад +22

      I think he stopped caring about his life

    • @bradleyshaw9762
      @bradleyshaw9762 5 лет назад +59

      I think he stopped caring because he's getting sponsored lots

    • @joseanperez1492
      @joseanperez1492 5 лет назад +27

      Well is our job to Patreon him then so he could keep making de awesome videos and content that we so love ams cherish! Love You So Much Matt for making my days better ones!!!!

    • @94Fatso
      @94Fatso 5 лет назад +1

      Facts🤣💯💯

    • @eternalemperorvalkorion750
      @eternalemperorvalkorion750 5 лет назад +6

      @@bradleyshaw9762 theres nothing wrong with it it helps him make money to make us and him happy

  • @anthonytotilo4737
    @anthonytotilo4737 5 лет назад +453

    Two things...
    1. Best intro yet.
    2. This better go on 10 more years.

  • @connordrury9576
    @connordrury9576 3 года назад +5

    “They splode” 😂😂

  • @DavidGragg82
    @DavidGragg82 3 года назад +4

    Don’t know how I missed this gem!! Unlike Game of Thrones, What a great ending!
    Your videos always make my day Dr. Matt.

  • @darijantrajchevski7597
    @darijantrajchevski7597 5 лет назад +311

    Kid:mommy whats that sound
    Mom:its just your father shooting a stolen gaspump

  • @outdoors.tv_5105
    @outdoors.tv_5105 4 года назад +4587

    Imagine breaking into his house and hearing Matt say” this is demolition ranch and we’re going to see if a robber can stop a 50 BMG

    • @historyhub5389
      @historyhub5389 4 года назад +193

      No robber is stupid enough, that’s like breaking into chuck Norris’ house

    • @outdoors.tv_5105
      @outdoors.tv_5105 4 года назад +65

      Randomcoolstuff13554 I mean if he was suicidal it’s a good move

    • @fweezle822
      @fweezle822 4 года назад +36

      i wish he would turn this in to a intro already lol

    • @outdoors.tv_5105
      @outdoors.tv_5105 4 года назад +9

      Fweezle same my guy just for that we are brothers now I subbed to u

    • @srsherman7390
      @srsherman7390 4 года назад +2

      Randomcoolstuff13554 exept worst

  • @ATK10155
    @ATK10155 2 года назад +2

    This is by far my favorite intro Matt has ever done.

  • @collinsmith2568
    @collinsmith2568 3 года назад +1

    When the front of the pump fell off and Matt said “They just don’t make em’ like they used to.” 😂😂😂 Totally off the whim and hilarious!

  • @scaler1179
    @scaler1179 5 лет назад +522

    The failed attempt with the Chrysler was FREAKING HALARIOUS!!

    • @zach9886
      @zach9886 5 лет назад +2

      Spoilers damnit!

    • @michaeldavis7743
      @michaeldavis7743 5 лет назад +9

      You know what else is “FREAKING HILARIOUS”? Your spelling

    • @Dononvan1
      @Dononvan1 5 лет назад +3

      A mustang would have had no problems 😂

    • @lastexile9669
      @lastexile9669 5 лет назад

      Laughed so hard lol

  • @sniperlemming
    @sniperlemming 5 лет назад +810

    Missing the pump might be the best thing you've ever done on this channel. 10/10 LOL

    • @BRAMB0SSS
      @BRAMB0SSS 5 лет назад +22

      definitely should be in any new outtro he makes

    • @burritochurrito1993
      @burritochurrito1993 5 лет назад +15

      It was fkn amazing, I'm crying from laughing so hard.

    • @kristinaosborne6531
      @kristinaosborne6531 5 лет назад +6

      same bro that was the best thing i have ever seen on this channel

    • @brendanguerin9946
      @brendanguerin9946 5 лет назад +4

      i couldnt agree more this was amazing.

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 5 лет назад +6

      The tow strap snapping like a rubber band is a close second, though.

  • @neekolatz
    @neekolatz 3 года назад +3

    The absolute best would be to splice in the chrysler with the inside camera and then edit in hickok45's range with the chrysler driving through it while he is filming his intro ''hickok45 here'' dying laughing at this

  • @davidsummers268
    @davidsummers268 3 года назад +1

    i love ur 357 short henry so dope man i wanna see more of that

  • @admiralautism6593
    @admiralautism6593 5 лет назад +9322

    The best intro in Demo Ranch history!

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 5 лет назад +104

      He then made penatration jokes later in the video... ...this is a dogey joke...

    • @tylerdixon9482
      @tylerdixon9482 5 лет назад +46

      I swear I committed that in the last video about the boyfriend thing

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 5 лет назад +8

      @@tylerdixon9482 :)

    • @christiancampbell9380
      @christiancampbell9380 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah true

    • @hayden6119
      @hayden6119 5 лет назад +37

      Best intro, best penetration jokes, and best fail. Only thing that could make this better is a 50cal

  • @zadamany9255
    @zadamany9255 5 лет назад +494

    Matt: uses non AR style rifle w/ 90 round mag...
    California: confused screaming

    • @Archer.Bean.
      @Archer.Bean. 5 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂 underrated comment

    • @Gunhiker
      @Gunhiker 5 лет назад +70

      Did you hear that Kalifornia wants to ban itself because it looks like a 30 round magazine?

    • @hayden6119
      @hayden6119 5 лет назад +7

      Gun Hiker I appreciate you for that

    • @kingvet5598
      @kingvet5598 5 лет назад +5

      Sucks living in California honestly can’t wait to move😂

    • @Guntaku_Gaijin
      @Guntaku_Gaijin 5 лет назад +2

      I have all the standard cap mags I need or Want so I'm pretty good. Enjoying the wonderful weather and all the national parks.

  • @starmaster7653
    @starmaster7653 3 года назад +4

    " why is the thing smoking" shoots 90 rounds at it

  • @christiankeil7454
    @christiankeil7454 2 года назад +1

    One of the best Intros ever. Laughed so hard .

  • @steelrainfpv3383
    @steelrainfpv3383 5 лет назад +386

    The fail at the end was more epic and better than the intended result, God bless you for my entertainment reasons Matthew Cariker 😂👍💪

    • @XxDemon23xX
      @XxDemon23xX 5 лет назад +3

      yeah and the tow strap snapped effortlessly hahaha

  • @nvrdwn3140
    @nvrdwn3140 5 лет назад +239

    When he said a tow strap and then the car is floored...
    Buddy, that ain't gonna stop it...

    • @angeltv7835
      @angeltv7835 5 лет назад

      Nvr Dwn 💀

    • @8asw8
      @8asw8 5 лет назад

      maybe if he tied some fishing line to it as well as the tow strap?

  • @cdlord80
    @cdlord80 3 года назад

    You seriously have to put a video together just of all your skits. HILARIOUS!

  • @PracticalBibleStudies
    @PracticalBibleStudies 2 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard when the car missed that my cat thought I was dying.

  • @ramseytarazi2498
    @ramseytarazi2498 5 лет назад +3343

    This is pretty much the only channel where I actually like the intro

  • @mulletman692
    @mulletman692 5 лет назад +245

    Matt: “oh dang, thats on fire”
    *proceeds to walk up to the smoking gas pump*

    • @liamroarke7991
      @liamroarke7991 5 лет назад +2

      OSHA maaaaaayyyyyy take issue with that particular move.

    • @liamroarke7991
      @liamroarke7991 5 лет назад +2

      @@tylerpetro Occupational Safety and Health Admin. And since this is his occupation.....I stand by my statement.

    • @jerykiing9842
      @jerykiing9842 5 лет назад +1

      @@tylerpetro STFU , You want to know what that stands for.

    • @liamroarke7991
      @liamroarke7991 5 лет назад +1

      @@tylerpetro Yet he continues to make them, and they're almost all sponsored. Ergo.....

    • @MouseJuan
      @MouseJuan 5 лет назад +2

      Hollywood has put the idea that gas on fire is going to explode. Which is simply not true unless it gets to a certain temperature. Gasoline being at 280° Celsius or 536° Fahrenheit, which it would be unable to get to those temperature by a simple fire that Matt caused. I understand the joke and it's funny. I just wanted to throw in some real information that hasn't been tainted by entertainment industries.

  • @justinboecker9108
    @justinboecker9108 3 года назад +3

    This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while

  • @zemtek420
    @zemtek420 3 года назад

    This probably my most fav episode of DR :) Loved the car going haywire.

  • @clintterrill6886
    @clintterrill6886 5 лет назад +425

    Omg, I laughed so hard when the car took off through the woods. Great job Matt!

    • @trcostan
      @trcostan 5 лет назад +3

      Holy crap! Couldn’t stop laughing

    • @tennesseebackwoods4816
      @tennesseebackwoods4816 5 лет назад +1

      I laughed for 20 minutes solid

    • @eqyz8039
      @eqyz8039 5 лет назад

      привет тебе из России сейчас здесь актуально на пробиваемость кирпичи, мешки с песком,, бетонные блоки , как простые швеллеры держат удар , не надо того как картонку пробить с другим цветом краски ... помоги людям , пробей наконец машину толстое бревно, простые способы защиты, кевларовое полотно с эпоксидной смолой в один два три слоя ... не надо консервные банки пробивать с разной начинкой ... тебе дали волю пользуйся ей , помоги нам

  • @Toyotarunner13
    @Toyotarunner13 5 лет назад +238

    never laugh so hard the car just takes off!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤘

  • @heatherp662
    @heatherp662 3 года назад +1

    "oh yea that things on fire" proceeds to walk towards it

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 3 года назад

    That intro cut at just the right time. Genius! 😎👍

  • @ogsoldierofvictory4563
    @ogsoldierofvictory4563 5 лет назад +147

    This guy's a pure God. Shot an incendiary round at a gas pump, if i did that where I live, my neighbors would have the firemen, police, ambulance, swat, and homeland security. Gotta love Texas. Good job, Matt.

    • @colberty5524
      @colberty5524 5 лет назад +17

      Hippity hoppity its on private property

  • @jakebair1810
    @jakebair1810 5 лет назад +444

    This may be my favorite video on demolition ranch.

  • @RealNotSoSneaky
    @RealNotSoSneaky 3 года назад

    Cooter just F’ed off! And I just about cried with laughter seeing it.

  • @markhrabe
    @markhrabe 3 года назад +1

    This is why I keep coming back for more.

  • @marionogueira6211
    @marionogueira6211 5 лет назад +128

    "Oh dang, that's on fire, what a bad idea"
    Proceeds to get closer

  • @doomer_guy
    @doomer_guy 5 лет назад +181

    12:34
    Matt: **bang** - **pain**
    "Love it" - **bang** - **more pain**
    "Super easy" - **bang** - **even more pain**

  • @weedyeeter940
    @weedyeeter940 Год назад

    "Was it completely legal? ...... eeeeehhhhh but we got it"
    This had me dying, still 2 years later

  • @spencerarmistead2137
    @spencerarmistead2137 3 года назад

    Matt: Oh dang, thats on fire!
    Also Matt: imma touch it

  • @KrazedtheRabbit
    @KrazedtheRabbit 5 лет назад +941

    That is the best intro since the AR Eagle!

    • @squirrel_ca9745
      @squirrel_ca9745 5 лет назад +13

      Correction, this is the best intro since the Accountant Skit :'D

    • @bryanhuff1648
      @bryanhuff1648 5 лет назад +3

      Kevin Kestler Which video was that? I wanna go back and rewatch it

    • @KrazedtheRabbit
      @KrazedtheRabbit 5 лет назад +1

      @@bryanhuff1648 ruclips.net/video/EifyCOgEsBk/видео.html

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 5 лет назад +13

      Still need another gunaholics anonymous

    • @KrazedtheRabbit
      @KrazedtheRabbit 5 лет назад

      @@squirrel_ca9745 lol That is Mere's favorite!

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +361

    *"Can a Boyfriend Stop A 50 Cal?"*
    I'd want to see that instead of the gas pump

    • @benhobson5635
      @benhobson5635 5 лет назад +4

      I didn't see anything officer

    • @jadenwilhelm1702
      @jadenwilhelm1702 5 лет назад

      Psychopath

    • @frognkraut8489
      @frognkraut8489 5 лет назад +11

      You can't see it but you can read about it. A girlfriend and her boyfriend tried to stop a 50ae with books and she shot the books while he was holding them and killed him. They did this trying to make a viral video.

    • @mrcristiftw6947
      @mrcristiftw6947 5 лет назад

      @@gac914 make a separate comment so he can see it 😂😂😂😂

    • @ethanconnor7530
      @ethanconnor7530 5 лет назад

      @@frognkraut8489 what about 50BMG?

  • @maximodetezanospinto735
    @maximodetezanospinto735 3 года назад

    I love how Matt doesn't care that much about legalities but he just love blowing stuff up, hahaha, love the vids Matt. Best of wishes, and take care to all

  • @deadtako
    @deadtako 2 года назад

    "Will a boyfriend, stop a 50cal"
    ngl missed opportunity for a perfectly cut scream

  • @lucky7even622
    @lucky7even622 5 лет назад +221

    Ding ding ding ding ding!!!
    We have a winner for your BEST intro YET! The heavy handshake about made me spit-take 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ryanthompson72
      @ryanthompson72 5 лет назад

      One of my favorites will always be the accounting one that was based off the office😂 but this was is second 👍🏼

  • @fpast4577
    @fpast4577 5 лет назад +671

    Matt:(walks in store) 50 on pump seven
    Store clerk: ok (turns around for one minute)
    Matt: (walk out of store)got myself a gas pump for 50 dollars

    • @gunners4129
      @gunners4129 5 лет назад +5

      Hahah yes.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +6

      Matt: (walks into gun store)
      Store clerk: Howdy!
      Matt: Do you have any phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?
      Store clerk: Just what you see... Wait, how'd that get there?

    • @matthewvoorhies5631
      @matthewvoorhies5631 4 года назад +4

      manictiger no, just no

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +1

      @@matthewvoorhies5631
      Yes, just yes.

  • @kenostone2122
    @kenostone2122 3 года назад +1

    *"Will this youngling stop a lightsaber"* ~Anakin Skywalker

  • @aceteunis1572
    @aceteunis1572 3 года назад

    that is the best thing i have ever heard dude. "will boy freind stop a 50cal?!!"😂😂😂

  • @seanmitchell2908
    @seanmitchell2908 4 года назад +773

    I’m pretty sure the only reason he doesn’t have a tank is because he is on every watchlist known to man

    • @handokolie1318
      @handokolie1318 4 года назад +13

      Tanks cost a shit ton

    • @jayson7057
      @jayson7057 4 года назад +3

      What happen to that car did he leave it

    • @pennymcdaniel4657
      @pennymcdaniel4657 4 года назад +4

      The watch list doesn’t watch people they search for them and might even kill them

    • @diegopadilla1763
      @diegopadilla1763 4 года назад +1

      handoko lie he buys a gun every week 😂

    • @debbielummus1147
      @debbielummus1147 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @eliosaile1689
    @eliosaile1689 5 лет назад +43

    That was 10 times funnier than running over a gas pump!

  • @restarted9768
    @restarted9768 2 года назад +3

    0:45 when demolitionranch ran out of idea and haven't uploaded in 3 years

  • @muskoka91
    @muskoka91 3 года назад

    Best intro yet. That .50 cal sound!

  • @texasbassjunkie2326
    @texasbassjunkie2326 5 лет назад +726

    Bro the car missing the gas pump had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @velysean7031
      @velysean7031 5 лет назад +6

      It was amazing 🤣

    • @SKYM3RK6188
      @SKYM3RK6188 5 лет назад +11

      When the strap broke i died

    • @matthewmccall5820
      @matthewmccall5820 5 лет назад +4

      16:06 had me dying lmao

    • @mr5elfde5truct
      @mr5elfde5truct 5 лет назад +1

      I couldn't breathe.

    • @lukearts2954
      @lukearts2954 5 лет назад +4

      I wonder if it wouldn't have been even better if he had just shown the epic angle right away before showing any other miss... The latch snapping, that was kind of a given... Him running after the car made me wish it had travelled even further =D X'D

  • @LunchThyme
    @LunchThyme 5 лет назад +150

    Shoots thing-
    Notices it's broken-
    "How did that happen? Dangit!"
    Average Texan dude.

  • @SomeRandomYouTuber_
    @SomeRandomYouTuber_ 2 года назад +1

    "can a boyfriend stop a *.50 Cal* "
    *Primes Barrett*

  • @williamgilbert1411
    @williamgilbert1411 2 года назад

    The ending of this video had me on the ground rolling.

  • @benyearsley8829
    @benyearsley8829 5 лет назад +149

    Genuinely preferred that to it hitting the pump😂😂😭

  • @LukeA_55
    @LukeA_55 5 лет назад +169

    O no, koot... kooter you missed the gas pump.
    That was the funiest dam scene I think I've ever seen, I laughed for like 20 mins

  • @lokisingularity3394
    @lokisingularity3394 3 года назад

    Into is 🔥🔥🔥 we love ya Matt!

  • @comrad_dog7456
    @comrad_dog7456 2 года назад

    this is one of if not THE best demo ranch video to date

  • @MAGAMAN
    @MAGAMAN 5 лет назад +264

    That strap worked about as well as I expected it to. LOL

    • @creepycooter2003
      @creepycooter2003 5 лет назад +14

      Nothing can contain me

    • @MeatMeAtTheCrossRoad
      @MeatMeAtTheCrossRoad 5 лет назад +11

      I saw the tow strap, sat back and thought "this should be fun to watch"

    • @KalLanPIDT
      @KalLanPIDT 5 лет назад +3

      @@MeatMeAtTheCrossRoad u n me both hahaha

  • @Wulthrin
    @Wulthrin 5 лет назад +82

    "stop floorin' it cooter!"
    dying

  • @syed_tawqeer1203
    @syed_tawqeer1203 3 года назад

    Matt: Shoots incendiary rounds at a gas pump.
    Forest fire : I'm coming. Yeahhh!

  • @bennyhill7570
    @bennyhill7570 3 года назад

    lol, on duty for over 13 hours, waiting on next consignment to be ready, oh yea, the boyfriend stopping a 50 was a great laugh for breaking the sear boredom. Thank you Matt.

  • @robflow6328
    @robflow6328 5 лет назад +304

    Sees tow strap. Me: Oh he must not be flooring it.
    *Floors it*
    Me: Welp that aint good.

    • @blakelantz9173
      @blakelantz9173 5 лет назад +2

      lol that v8 was to much power for the tow strap

  • @ryanbenson8640
    @ryanbenson8640 5 лет назад +135

    “Thank you”
    *Bows*
    *Gas tank explodes behind Matt*

    • @achilles_kbab
      @achilles_kbab 5 лет назад +2

      Underrated comment right here

    • @astromos
      @astromos 5 лет назад +1

      I was about to comment this exact thing lol 😂😂😂

  • @zanespeer980
    @zanespeer980 2 года назад +1

    Made it into a video game... very cool. Seriously that’s dope !

  • @boundbyhonor8382
    @boundbyhonor8382 2 года назад

    Matt - "I have 308 incendiary rounds!" stands 20 feet away to shoot at a gas pump that could possibly explode

  • @GarbageDanks
    @GarbageDanks 5 лет назад +158

    That strap didn't even have a chance. Well thought out lol.

    • @LibertyDankmeme
      @LibertyDankmeme 5 лет назад

      somebody isn't good at math

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 5 лет назад +2

      Well thought out? LOL, no. If the car hadn't jammed up, it would be driving until it ran out of gas. Definitely not a well thought out plan. Would have been better just to hook the strap to the gas line, but then there would be no do-overs.

    • @skullcrushers1000
      @skullcrushers1000 5 лет назад +3

      @@MAGAMAN Psst, that was the joke.

    • @Mike23443
      @Mike23443 5 лет назад +3

      @@MAGAMAN r/wooosh

    • @gabrielcolvin5264
      @gabrielcolvin5264 5 лет назад

      MAGA MAN ‘‘twas a joke

  • @samp9053
    @samp9053 4 года назад +1129

    "Just a gas pump smoking. Totally safe."
    - Matt 2020

  • @pierrevilley6675
    @pierrevilley6675 3 года назад

    Matt : Can i buy you this gas pump ?
    Gas pump owner : *stuffing the thing with bulletproof plates*

  • @jacobfleetwood4314
    @jacobfleetwood4314 3 года назад

    That intro haha those camera shots of you shooting one handed were cool You should try a chest cam for a first person shooter game type of vibe

  • @brendanbarnett2724
    @brendanbarnett2724 5 лет назад +374

    Shoots boyfriend with incendiary round
    "Oh dang that's on fire."

  • @level-III
    @level-III 5 лет назад +242

    I knew that strap wasn't going to hold the car! I laughed so hard when it took off. "Oh no!" - 15:25 Grade A content. Never change Matt.

  • @michaelfasciani537
    @michaelfasciani537 2 года назад

    this video was stellar! thanks for the laughs Matt!

  • @igod_anarchylumley337
    @igod_anarchylumley337 3 года назад

    Oh nooooo !!😱😱 He missed!!🤣😂🤣😂.
    Priceless man!!!

  • @sageosaka
    @sageosaka 5 лет назад +161

    *shoots 50 rifle rounds into gas pump*
    "Why is it smoking?"

  • @samp9053
    @samp9053 4 года назад +480

    Matt: "The gas pump is smoking".
    Also Matt: "lets go nearer".

    • @jajoitus317
      @jajoitus317 3 года назад +3

      Sam P nearer. Learn english lmao

    • @EricSmith-ts8ew
      @EricSmith-ts8ew 3 года назад +6

      @@jajoitus317 I actually think nearer is a word. And my autocorrect just proved me right lol

    • @miat9301
      @miat9301 3 года назад +4

      @@brayden7211 grammer. nice one.

    • @brineydogg
      @brineydogg 3 года назад +1

      Nearer xD it’s called closer

    • @pichibomb475
      @pichibomb475 3 года назад +1

      @@jajoitus317 how about you learn english

  • @jacobfleetwood4314
    @jacobfleetwood4314 3 года назад

    Bro how you launched that car was awesome Cleetus n james would be proud haha You really sent that thing

  • @crazydirtbag
    @crazydirtbag 3 года назад

    that's one of the best intros ive seen its art

  • @airrod283
    @airrod283 5 лет назад +458

    Omg, the intro and the car taking off was so funny, LMAO!!!

    • @noahmunoz1670
      @noahmunoz1670 5 лет назад +2

      Air Rod no it wasn’t

    • @f.b.i2020
      @f.b.i2020 5 лет назад

      @@noahmunoz1670 black lives matter

    • @lancelorio1067
      @lancelorio1067 5 лет назад +2

      NOah Munoz ya it was

    • @cothepro
      @cothepro 5 лет назад

      @@noahmunoz1670 no sense of humor. It was funny.

    • @higheststandards3344
      @higheststandards3344 5 лет назад

      @@lancelorio1067 I think he was joking, and if I'm not mistaken I'm supposed to say WOOOOSH.

  • @xFirestormerX
    @xFirestormerX 5 лет назад +283

    I actually would rather see the car crash into the woods than hit the gas pump!😂

    • @zachyasson6226
      @zachyasson6226 5 лет назад +7

      That was a way better outcome and Matt knows it. Did he honestly think that strap would stop that thing lol

    • @stevemcvay2220
      @stevemcvay2220 5 лет назад +5

      ClearSkyAviation I’ve never laughed so hard at a RUclips video!!!

    • @MadMan_123
      @MadMan_123 5 лет назад +1

      I was hoping for both to happen tho

    • @therealog9430
      @therealog9430 5 лет назад +1

      Omg I was dying. Lol

  • @matthewbivens5395
    @matthewbivens5395 3 года назад

    The car missing and strap snapping, I laughed so hard I woke my kid, worth it.

  • @TeacherLaloMexico
    @TeacherLaloMexico 3 года назад

    that was one of the greatest intros ever, like top 3