ethan, you have to save the redfield bloodline
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2021
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Dimitresc’s daughters who caught Ethan: ಠ_ಠ
Lol
Them: I wanted to suck it! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!
@@mr.trollage7242 Ah yes "devour his man flesh"
Oh Leon
OH leoooooon
ahh nice pfp you have , what a wonderful world to live in !
This is both factually correct and terrifying
I just realized something... If Chris is so worried about his bloodline... why doesn't he just have kids himself?
@@HeavyRayne :o
@@HeavyRayne he just wants what's best for his sister.
@@HeavyRayne he lost his pp from the roids
@@HeavyRayne He used too many steroids
"Give me back rose! Where is she!"
"ᶜᵃⁿ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ˡᶦⁿᵉˢ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ"
Bruh
lmao
I have to believe that's part of the game now, as I have seen nothing contrary to it.
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear speg
@@AxxLAfriku r/comedy heaven
as someone who doesn't know two shits about RE franchise, i'm horrified because i can't tell how much of this is an exaggeration lmao
None of it is
From a scale of 1 to 10 on the exaggeration scale it's about 2
It's SUPER canon.
Same 😰
exaggeration?
absolutely love that Chris can tell someone's sexual prime by taste. what a legend. Bro just wants to be an Uncle and drive them in a van to soccer games and get ice cream afterward. Poor Chris...
Well he got his cream atleast and maybe a full kids in their too.
van, ice cream, soccer… hmmmmm 🤔
I love how ">league of legends" just pops out in the left when Ethan was getting some sloppies, the android notification sound effect playing and Ethan transforming into Nikocado all in the span of 3 seconds
AH-
That was whatsapp notificatiin sound effect
@@ManowArrasaNigga i dont even have whatsap and i get that notif
@@khajyeet4924 i agree with you
**spit** "hmm.."
The way squizzy draws lady Dimitrescu is **chefs kiss**
Miranda made her from a peach apparently
@@facundotorres175 oh.... I see...
@@facundotorres175 explains a lot
lips
I love how now Chrisposting has evolved from protagonist to protagonist.
What're you talking about? Everyone knows the only protagonist of CHRISposting is the man himself.
One would say Capcom is aware e.e
Why is “well well, if it isn’t Ethan Winters” so goddamn smooth compared to *cough* everything else
AYO FR I KEPT REWINDING THAT😭😭
all I heard was Ethen Wieners
My favorite mini-jokes about the Redfield bloodline are Claire not being interested in Leon and instead tries to set up Jill with Chris to continue the bloodline, but Chris only ever views Jill as a platonic friend. It's such a sad cycle :C
friendzones.
Chris is weird, he kinda deserves it.
@@zerotodona1495 yeah.
@@zerotodona1495
As if my self-esteem couldn't get any lower. Weird people have feelings too, ya know? 😢
Lol Leon wasn't into Claire either though. He was more interested in Ada from the get go.
0:09
"Could you say those lines again?"
peak editing.
Same here.
FINALLY somebody pointed that out
Squizzy really do be pushing the line of age content, lol
Just sucking the juice outa Ethan!!
true
They use to have a twitter dedicated to r34 of them and friends. This is normal for them lul
@@imlostandneedanswers1310 hes just trying to pull the mold out
That's true
The worst part of this video is the fact he spat it out.
Everyone knows real men swallow
Wtf did I just read??!!
@@hirimemaru what real men do obviously
@@FirstLast-fl1co Jesus
Chris "get in her wombs or get in the tombs" redfield
It’s fine, Chris is just scared of Claire becoming a crazy-cat lady
you may be verified on youtube
but are you verified in the eyes of god
find out now and get a free playstation 2
0:18
Lol
@@mariomaker69420 but how do I find out? Does it involve my credit card info?
Albert Whiskers
I was expecting some tall lady jokes but this will do I guess
this is BETTER
The Lady Dem jokes fall a little *short* compared to this
This will definitely not do
This is superior to any other joke about resident evil. It even triumphs over boulder punching. This. Is. CHRISPOSTING
I just got recommended this and I expected that aswell
00:17, Chris in his truest form
I love that chris literally has to analyze the coom so he find the perfect match for the redfield bloodline,its the only way
“My shitty va kept laughing during the recording”
I’d be laughing as well to be honest even more and wouldn’t be able to do the voice acting cause of laughing
squizzy is just walking the tightrope of avoiding another strike at this point and i respect her for it.
Tf is your pfp
@@711store6 it's sans and someone else i can't tell
@@711store6 It's me and my husband my dude. Skelesonas I'm an undertale nerd.
@@heliveruscalion9124 Me and my husband, we love Undertale lol.
@@digglesgiggless aaahh I get it🧐
“Hmmm..Starting to go a lil stale…”
*throws bottle at him*
I paused at that one frame where Chris had his clothes change.
I thought that you became a donut
0:17 for future reference
I was impaled backwards at a high velocity into a water tower now stop calling me a donut
He became Chris Chan
Why doesn't Chris just spit Ethan's stuff into Claire? It's right there.
That was clearly a mere tasting. The good stuff hadnt come out yet
He was testing the quality of his genes
@@decidueyezealot8611 with Ethan Chris will be the uncle of ultimate Bioweapon kids able to punch boulders towards the sun.
@@a.jordan9288 “I can punch boulders bigger than Chris even knows”
“I’m going to kill that boulder-punching asshole!”
haha WTF did I just WATCH?!? lmaohaha!!!!
Circletoons!? What are you doing here
@@chicken6127 he’s here almost every video
A video?
A CARTOON ON THE INTERNET
He just wanted to taste so he knows what his sister is tasting
So that’s why Chris killed Mia in the beginning, to have Ethan all to himself!
0:30
Damn it, Chris is a quitter.
This makes more sense than the entire Resident Evil lore.
That means your related.
0:24
Silly Chris that’s Heisenbergs job!
i love you for this because you’re so right🥴
Hinca P: *Doesn’t make anymore Resident evil hentai*
Squizzy: “Fine, I’ll do it myself”
This is what we call a succubus kids.
JESSE, YOU HAVE TO SIMP FOR ANOTHER GIRL JESSE. IT'S BEEN LIKE 2 MONTHS, SIMP FOR THE SAMSUNG GIRL OR SOME ANIME CHICK, JUST NO MORE LADY DIMITRESCU
But Mr whyyyte I- it's just she looks cool and she's tall
NOOOOOOO
LADY MUST BE REMEMBEREDDDDD
But Walter whiter it funni woman with booba me like booba
@@bigjackus6673 yes
Yes more Lady Dimitrescu
This is now, Canon. Fucking Canon.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nasty
@@chriscrawford6073
You cannot escape the *_truth_*
Wait Chris actually "did it" to Ethan?
@@nino.a6054 eathan " did it" to Chris's sister. The truth. The sad truth
Loving the idea that Lady D just carries Ethan around like a small animal
THE NIKOCADO FACE 😭😂😂😂
Damn chris why u spit it out😔
It's the first part dw he was tasting it 😎
He is a coward.
W E A K
He was saving some for lady D on the floor 😂
I love the "Can you say those lines again" at 0:08
I love how chris turns into chris chan for a second as hes geting up from the chair and then reverts back into himself chefs kiss👌🏻
Chris is really the best brother, doubling as a wingman as well-
and a taste tester-
00:24 There folks, I saved you 24 seconds of your life to see some quality animation
Idk what I was expecting but I hate you
Gay
thank you
much thanks,bless ya
The editing was just a few memes away from literally becoming a shitpost.
You're telling me this hasn't reached that status? idk sounds cap
@@crazydragy4233 this is CHRISposting
When Ethan said
"AAGH... AAAAAAAGHGGHG- *Nikocado Avocado*"
I felt that
First
@@uchihasasuke744 ok
The homoerotic Chrisposting memes are the best version of Chrisposting out there
This is the most NSFW video I've seen from squizzy
Yeah but the live streams can go a whole nother level,
that one role playing live stream where chat gave ideas got . . . out of control
I wonder why Chris can’t do it himself with Jill
He lost his testicles in an epic fight with Wesker
Jill always trying to smash but Chris just take the hints.
The steroids didn't do good for his balls
Because they're really good friend obviously and he could never be with her or anyone else
@@crivyt9061 right
The fact this isn’t age restricted is absolutely incredible/nm
WHY DID HE BECOME CHRIS CHAN FOR A SECOND-
That's obviously nikolas avocado
@@JohnSmith-dd8bf no
@@ColinCartoons no it's weird avocado man
I cannot tell how fucking hard I laughed at the speed of that sloppy toppy
I can’t deny this exists, as I don’t have the game
Man if you got Chris Voiceman to actually be a part of this that would've neen one of the greatest Crossovers.
"well well, if it isnt ethan winters." the animation in this scene alone is amazing.
Not accurate, you never get to see Ethan’s face in game, he is faceless
he also has his face shown in resi 7 doesn't he
@Mickey Shi yes, but you’re not supposed to see it so I don’t think it counts
Mickey Shi no it isn’t it’s just a random guy check game theory
But look Chris is giving him head here.
So technically is right ..
...sorry
No he just has a gopro for a face
YOU THINKED THAT YOU COULD SAVE THE REDFIEL BLOODLINE? THINK ETHAN, THINK!!
That brief frame of Chris being Chandler instead of Redfield is more nightmare fuel than everything in the game combined.
I look forward to every single RE release because it just means more chrisposting
[In the tune of One Peice's "We Are"]
Europe, Asia, Africa
Cris Redfeild, an agent of stars, traveled to and all other continents the world had to offer, and yet he only met one man worthy of Clare
"You want my sister? You can have her!
I left everything you need together at my place, now you just have to FUCK HER!"
These words called this man to Chris' house, promising dreams then he would dare to imagine, this is the man known as the great Leon S. Kennedy!!
COME ABOARD, AND BRING ALONNNNGGG
ALL YOUR *A R Y A N S P E R M* .
0:09 "Can you do those lines again?"
Jajajajaj, Chris testing the product before his sister.
Got to be absolutely certain it’s fresh. Shame ethan couldn’t escape as quickly as leon did
I like how Lady D is drawn.
Nobody gonna talk about the "can you say those lines again?" at 0:09?
Would’ve been funnier if Ethan didn’t have a head and was just a face and body
I don’t like how accurate to both the game and real life this is.
Thats a proper revenge from lady D
You have no idea how many times I rewinded to watch “well well, if it isn’t Ethan Winters”
He basically just put a bunch of fungus in his mouth
That mushrom do be looking like a mushrom tho
I don’t know the lore could you elaborate?
@@lonelygoat2716 Ethan Winters had gone to a house full of mold fungus stuff but got murdered there. Unlike the residents of the house who basically got turned into moldy zombies, Ethan just continued walking around and living normally for 5 years. His body got turned entirely into fungus.
@@moaharbor that did not help that much
Pureed mushroom 😫👌
"can you do those lines again" LMAO, I can just imagine Hyojin in the background in a director's chair.
0:04
Lady Dimitrescu walking like a south park character
Plague's shitty RE memes will never die and I love it.
Can tell squizzy had a jolly old time with this one :D
0:11
You really didn't need to go that hard on the lip sinc, but I'm so glad you did.
This is your most unhinged video yet and I'm here for it
If Chris Chan was in re village Miranda would’ve never step foot in that house thus saving rose lol
I thought they based RE VII off of Chris-Chan's house?
@@MegaManXPoweredUp nah that’s downtown cwcville
Chris testing out Ethan's "fluids" makes perfect sense
Plot twist: this is a prequel to Resident evil 8 and Mia is actually his Sister
This is yet to be cursed and funny at the same time
I can't believe chris is a quitter
Chrisposting is a gift given straight from the heavens
That short Chris-Chan Flash at 0:16 - 0:18 didnt age well
It was bad then, worse now
“Demonetize me RUclips” Bruh your Playing With Fire
"Hey wanna punch some boulders"
For half an hour I couldn't stop choking on laughter and crying XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's just FUCKING beautiful XDDD
And i can't stop watching this XDDD
okay but the segment at 0:12 is so lovely, and animated. Beautiful work. for such a cursed piece.
Chris “so I have this sister...” Redfield
I feel somewhat violated and scarred
The amount of time I spent to see that single frame only to get a face of piss sonic pendant
I live for this chaotic energy
i don't even know that much of the fucking franchise but i have never laughed so fucking hard in my life
I am in complete awe of this person because of how big he drew lady dimitrescu's honkers.
Even better
"Can you say those lines again?" lmao
The xylophone effect at the end is really what pulls it together
I can't believe Ethan Winters got thrown in jail with Chris Chan, omg this is scary
Broo this is literally🤠🥵
I'm wondering if this video was just squizzy testing how far he can get past demonitisation.
Squizzy is a woman. The one voicing is her actor
I was always sure that Chris was just hardcore projecting but this just confirms it.
I cried when Chris turned into Chris Chan for a brief second
whyd he spit it out tho like give me some
Chris' stand almost got a physical appearance right there
Well that caught me off-guard
Every settle joke was very much appreciated. 10/10
I’m question my sanity thanks to you Squizzy