I wonder what the exact date was when he shifted from "support me because my trolls make it impossible for me to get sponsors" to "support me because I dont want to defile my content with sponsors" 🤔
Phil doesn't want a small percentage of a purchase you make. He wants it all for him. Why would you spend say $50 on a product and Phil only gets $2 when you could donate $20 to Phil and you "save" $30. Phil's greed makes my head hurt.
DSP has taken multiple sponsorships in the past but now he can’t get them now he treats them like they’re evil. He’s banking on the fact that he doesn’t have many long term viewers and the ones who are wont say anything out of fear of getting banned or yelled at
Dsp trying to restrain himself from begging is like a bird trying to restrain itself from take a shit on a clean car.......it's gonna happen sooner or later whether we like it or not
If it's a slow night stream and he's had 2 slow prior streams, he'll beg as much as once every half hour with not-so-subtle hints sprinkled between the begs.
1:39 except during your react event where you took the time to essentially plug a very tasty looking sandwich by eating it the same way a python would eat a gazelle
"Ok, here is the deal. It is not begging, it is crowed funding , alright?? *SNORT* Stupid fucking trolls, man, I just wanna chill! You know what? Enjoy your ban! BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN!
He says that he doesn't shill ads but will definitely profit off the youtube ads he turned on. I dont understand the difference. Thanks for the vid, atlus.
say what you will, DSP is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Like when he did that bit where he was eating ramen with a spoon. huh? he...he was serious...? oh...
He really just wants his dents to send him money, superchats, membership + bombs every single day when most of his audience is unemployed or too unable to support themselves so they receive disability or something. He thinks he’s going to be able to beg for another 50 years 😂
15:29 I've actually clocked the begging once over the course of an entire day of streaming from one of his streaming days in November. After approximately 8 1/2 hours of combined streaming there were a total of 28 begs for the day, which works out to one beg every 18 minutes. So he was squeezing in three, sometimes even 4 begs an hour for that ONE day. It was sickening.
Phil's revisionist history is a true marvel. After the SS interview he swore to stay out of drama, then claimed he was drama-free *since* the interview. Recently he's been claiming to have had zero drama *this year* and now he's saying it's been for the past *few years.*
yesterday I heard him say, "sorry cod isn't working but, I tried my best to bring you content so, if you'd like to support the stream, it would be greatly appreciated" leave it to dsp to be delusional and entitled enuff to think his announcement of good intentions is enough effort to earn him the right to viewers wallets. Hey my car broke down so, I couldn't deliver your pizza but, I was really going to so, that'll be 29.99 please, please, please, please.....
I don't know what's the point of him always saying "I'm so different because I don't have sponsorships, don't have ad overlays etcetc" when he and everyone else knows that the ONLY reason he doesn't is because of his past behavior creating trolls.
19:45 I feel like I’m too deep in the Snortex myself sometimes. I legitimately get angry now when he starts being condescending. It might be time for a detox.
It's amazing to see. Taking sponsorships and name calling on the internet is immoral but begging dents and wheelchairs, and not being charitable is A-Okay. I'm not Roman Catholic so I guess I don't get it
What made him this defensive over begging recently? And why does he get defensive this time? A year ago Moistcritkal said he was a beggar and he suddenly he said he was gonna beg less because he feels that's a bad image. Is it just cause someone as big as Moist said it and now he was thinking 'oh he mentioned me, his fans might actually come around and see me"?
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When DSP says, "I'm not going to talk about it ..." But continues to talk about it is called apophasis. It's a way DSP can keep the drama train chugging along because he knows it agitates people and also gets his dents to donate pity bucks. The more you know.
We all know that he panhandles a lot and I think it's pathetic for a 41-year-old man to sit there and Panhandle on the Internet for money I really hope he doesn't do that by the time he reaches 50
The few times Philip Burnell got a sponsorship he shilled the ever loving fuck out of it, the chair saga for example, the fact is he's not getting any sponsorship deals so he's acting like they're sour grapes.
I guess Phillip is just going to memory hole the Amazon referral links days. Sidenote: love you adding "style" for random things. Gives me a hilarious style laughter every time
This guy acts like him not doing sponsers is some self righteous act that dsp does because of some moral authority. No phil, you dont have sponsers because you are not sponserable. 👁🐽👁
Ok this has nothing to do with the video but man this guy was bigger then PewDiePie at some point in time. Yes really. When you said "he is behind five years of everyone else". That reminded me so much when Phil was basically the only person left on RUclips who still pointed a camera on his TV screen. While everyone else switched to direct capture. I think that was back in 2013. If Phil would have more then two working brain cells left after all the Gin he would be one of the biggest content creators on RUclips. I am not even joking. But this guy is his own worst enemy. He hasn't changed one bit.
He PHYSICALLY changes scene setups in obs EVERYYYY TIMEE. Why does he refuse to automate things?? It’s bad when a redneck from South Georgia has a better stream than you (phil).
He was definitely in the right place at the right time. But, he never put a dollar back in his business and everyone passed him. He got successful on the bare minimum (which is fine for the time) and he has no desire to improve or change anything. What worked once, should work forever.
@@gregofthelake Yeah. I remember when he made a boatload of money from on of his videos blowing up. I think it was his Homefront review. It's been quite a while so I am not 100% sure if it was that. But that was before the addpocalypse has hit RUclips. He made a good amount of money from it. His first reaction was to go on a vacation. That is just...... That is just one example but Phil made a lot of money from his career back in the day. Like you said "right place at the right time". Phil could unironically be a millionaire at this point if he had invested in his business. Or at least diversified his income over his 15 year "legacy". But nope. Sitting in his gated community house, with his "bankruptcy", a wife that wants nothing to do with him and his cat. Who most likely doesn't like him either.
No, his toxic personality was always going to catch up with him. even if his videos didn't look like shit his personality can't be improved with technology.
@@JosephJamesScott That isn't really the point. Keemstar, just as an example, is an absolutely horrible person. He is retired now and has more money he could ever spend for the rest of his life. Back in the early days of RUclips nobody really cared about your personality. It has gone either two ways for the OG's from those days. They either have fallen into lolcow status or have left the platform. Few exceptions like Charlie who are still active and still very successful. But most people have left from that time.
one thing ive been questioning lately is that he did drop the "i dont run ads" bit from his lil beg speech. it makes me wonder if he even stands by the rest of the speech if he is able to just change parts of it at will.
Someone else said that he reminds them of that episode of South Park with the homeless people that ask for change even when they get money, and that has stuck with me for a few weeks now because it's so relevant
I absolutely love how often Phil calls what he does a "business" when theres tons of evidence of him lying about having a business when he was doing his taxes a while back. He doesn't have a business when taxes want a cut, but when the IRS isn't breathing down his neck suddenly its a business just to make it seem more important. Lol gotta love Phil.
I know that advertising during videos can be an annoying but I still understand that it’s become a necessary evil for content makers just to make a living off platforms such as RUclips. Despite how cringe advertising can be, at least people like JonTron and SMG4 try to have fun with the stuff they’re advertising in their video and often in an entertaining manner. A shame DSP can’t be that creative or understanding enough to realize he could have that healthy compromise to advertise and still make the content he wants.
Was gonna talk about his speaking quirks in the previous video but I’ll do it here since he’s doing my favorite one in this. I love the way he says adverTIZEment and the fact he feels the need to say it in full every so often. Cross SSECKtion is a close second tho
18:06 It’s even worst cause it’s like a murderer having his murder played on 4K and he’s screaming “it was self defense!” Over and over when it wasn’t. DSP not only gets recorded but claims he was attacked. Not him attacking. 😂
He acts like detractors do things to make him look bad but it’s Phil in those clips, speaking and acting as Phil. Phil does and says these things and no you don’t need hours of khantext to understand it. Detractors just highlight his worst excesses, they don’t fabricate them.
Like, seriously, ads aren’t a big deal. Lythero’s newest video has like a two minute ad for a browser. In an hour long video. I barely noticed it wedged between him and the boys playing DBFZ and SF6
It's getting to the point where you can't even call it begging; it's taken on something bigger than that, something grander.. the English language needs to find a new word for Phail's uber beg.. is "Pegging" taken?
Man this next one is gonna be amazing, the Comcast Detractor Saga chapter with the most funniest part of the whole thing is that he's triggered by not the payed money, but the name of the shit they changed. Today was un fucking real man.
Like any narcissist they view any criticism or even just straight pointing out the literal things he's doing as an attack. I once made this big post calling out a former friend and just saying the things he does that were messed up and he labeled that as me character assassinating him. It's nuts he can only defend himself by saying "I don't do that." but won't say how he doesn't or show examples just says he doesn't so that should be all you need and then for good measure he busts out the "If you believe it you're an idiot anyway" cause he cannot defend himself whatsoever like a human being.
I just love when DSP takes one of his moral stances against something cuz you know there is a 100% chance he either used to do it or will do it in the future. The guy shilled cheap, drop shipped chairs and before that he shilled bean bag chairs. Not only did he just do the basic plug, he goes WAY OVER THE TOP talking about how great the beanbag was and how it had great lumbar support. Lumbar support...on a beanbag chair.
I love how he thinks a banner or a sponsor is the same thing as begging. A banner most people won't pay attention to after that first look. And sponsors only happen once, per video and are easily skipable. Just find the "Most replayed" section it's a cheat code. Meanwhile DSP stops his stream like every five to ten minutes and demands payments or else the content he's providing you is going away and it's your fault, you're an ungrateful fan! Yup totally the same.
The real truth here is that advertisers dont even bother with him anymore, he's not worth the sponsorship, maybe in the past but definitely not anymore. Just give it up DSP, your content isn't worth very much at all.
He is a lost cause, he was offered 50k and a good working job by keem, who is a smart businessman and top dollar as he is set for life that soon DSP decides to ignore it since he is a gambling addict. The side scrollers gave him every possible chance to REDEEM himself, he denied every single accusation with nothing to backup except his tardness. He will never receive any nice good offer as good as those that will benefit him since he has nothing to bargain with except himself, every company will soon to some search of him and avoid him by a MILE and soon who knows.. he will be blacklisted by everybody and every single company and will crawl back soon to keemstar and beg him for a good offer because his dents are tapped out and soon more likely to leave him to there starting to see more of phil. I'm telling you phil is stuck at level 1 charisma cause he sucks at IRL and gamin ( and yes thats a fallout term lol)
It’s actually insane he thinks this is normal. The begging is so out of control… oh that WWE account isn’t mine…. He’s the biggest pathological liar I’ve ever seen
@@ChickenRooster007 He cant even communicate well with other people, i dont know if him being in a bubble for too long made him way too comfortable to be an absolute damn pig
@@cat-meowhood he said he has left 1 time a week for 10 years…. He has been outside only around 350-400 times in past decade. It’s so sad man. He doesn’t even visit his parents for thanksgiving what a POS
If dsp could control his begging he could probably also prevent himself from saying all sorts of stupid stuff. Just saying that the begging is part of the whole entertaining package whether we like it or not
Dsp: there’s a lot of ignorant idiots on the internet (dsp being one of them but not self aware enough to realize it) Wow straight from the horses mouth, wait khat what are you doing here?
Watching Alts plunges on wpig has shown me this isn't anything new. He's always had to be the special snow flake and be different from everyone else even if it's to a fault.
Can you imagine how happy Dave would be if he just changed... Comes clean on WWE champions, stop playing games that make him miserable and change his content to a competitive mobile game stream. Those dudes get there addiction payed for and love there life, DSP could be that tomorrow. The dents would suck it up and pull hogan's for him.
Some of them. Some just do ad reads. Some have a border with a code and the sponsor name. Some dont have anything. Its all just whatever the creator is comfortable with.
What annoys me most about DSP is that I've seen in the last few years genuinely entertaining creators just quit out of making content becuase after a few years their steam just never found an audience big enough to make it sustainable. Its hard to work full time, make content and still find time for real life stuff and hobbies. But this dude made enough money to just stream full time until retirement and never have to worry about running out of money. He just spent it all and lived wayyyyy beyond his means and now he's begging for tips and crowdfunding. Crowdfunding is supposed to go into funding the content, not the creators' spending problem.
Dsp is being disingenuous, he dosent shout out sponsorships because no company will work with him. The Chinese gamer chair sponsor was a prime example, that company was bombarded relentlessly til they had to make a public announcement that dsp is no longer sponsored by them.
The mere fact that detractors make montages of you begging, should that not like raise a red flag and make you question how often you do it?? But no, I don't beg that often, the detractors are misrepresenting me!
I've said this before and I'll say it again. I dont know where DSP got his business degree from but its not worth the toilet paper its written on. DSP is confusing this with an actual job. He's not self employed. Not really. With self employment people are LEGALLY required to pay you for performing a service. ITS NOT FREE. So I work as a painter and decorator. Payment is NOT optional. Streaming video games is NOT a job. Yes money is sometimes nice but it is not a LEGAL requirement. I recently started watch a guy called Brian Menard. Nice guy, very humble but he said he hated talking about money. Most streamers do because they recognise its not a job. You are not required to give them money. However, I told him that should someone ask about how to donate then its fine to tell them but DSP takes it to the extreme "Hey guys I've played an hour of games where's my money". NO that's not how it works you are not being paid by the hour. He also treats his fans like they are ATM's. Thats why he feels like he never has to save money because when it runs out he just goes back on stream and begs harder. However, the thing that pissed me off more than anything was when he did the whole "If we get to X amount of subs/members I'll play (insert game here)" and then complain nobody was tipping....the transaction has been completed Phil you have been paid or "crowdfunded" for that game.
So the begging is obviously annoying and I’ve agreed with the criticism fully but you explaining it with the road trip analogy made me realize just how egregious it is and made me think it’s even worse than I did prior lol
This guy is one of those people that believes his own lies. He only has one person in his life. Cat and she's trained enough to just tell him what he wants to hear. Therefore he never gets told the truth. His interaction with human beings is at the grocery store once a month because I don't believe he goes grocery shopping every week. He sends cat to do that. I know someone that acts just like he does. They literally believe their own lies. Even when everyone around them knows they are lying. That person still believes wholeheartedly that they are right. DSP is the same type of person. He is a sheltered pampered only child that pretty much got everything they wanted and childhood. Therefore expects it as an adult. This guy is not a good honorable man. He thinks he's a content creator but he plays other people's content that he complains about constantly and Records himself doing it. That is not making content. That is recording yourself playing someone else's content. There's zero value in that and I can't believe there's actually a few people out there willing to give him money to watch him play other people's content. I really would like to meet these people I'm just curious what type of people they are.
I wonder what the exact date was when he shifted from "support me because my trolls make it impossible for me to get sponsors" to "support me because I dont want to defile my content with sponsors" 🤔
He genuinely can't keep the stories straight anymore. The Side Scrollers Podcast really broke the outer shell of Phil's fake human persona.
I thought he rotated them based on odd or even day.
Im pretty sure this whole sponsor thing started a little after moistcritkal called him a begger
At least with a sponsorship, I get 20% off some cereal or shaving products. You tip Phil, you get nothing... It's like throwing money in the trash.
Um, are you even listening? You get to help a content curator pay their bills
@@charliecrackmon true. My bad. I wasn't thinking.
You get to watch him eat in front of a camera or wear silly hat dood
Phil doesn't want a small percentage of a purchase you make. He wants it all for him. Why would you spend say $50 on a product and Phil only gets $2 when you could donate $20 to Phil and you "save" $30. Phil's greed makes my head hurt.
It's worse actually. Lightning your money on fire and watching it burn is morally superior to enabling the pigroach.
DSP has taken multiple sponsorships in the past but now he can’t get them now he treats them like they’re evil. He’s banking on the fact that he doesn’t have many long term viewers and the ones who are wont say anything out of fear of getting banned or yelled at
Dude, he's got to pay his bills... his Bill Goldbergs
Billy Gunns, Big Bill, Bill Irwin (if you're old enough to get that reference).
Omfg this is incredible hahahaha
@@gregofthelakehe’s got big bills to pay… superstar BILLy Graham that is 😭
Dsp trying to restrain himself from begging is like a bird trying to restrain itself from take a shit on a clean car.......it's gonna happen sooner or later whether we like it or not
If it's a slow night stream and he's had 2 slow prior streams, he'll beg as much as once every half hour with not-so-subtle hints sprinkled between the begs.
And just like bird poop he cannot control himself
He's the only the person I know of that brags and acts as though his short comings are a positive marketable product...
Like the baseball player who has been in independent low A ball league for 15 years and brags he's a pro player.
@@gregofthelake 100%
@@gregofthelakei mean if said player makes a proper salary and its their job they are a pro
Playing ball would be their profession
"Tis the season guys!" Everyone please donate your hard earned money to Phil so he can have Christmas he rightfully deserves! 😂😂😂
1:39 except during your react event where you took the time to essentially plug a very tasty looking sandwich by eating it the same way a python would eat a gazelle
DSP doesn't beg because begging requires a minimum amount of self-awareness
"Ok, here is the deal. It is not begging, it is crowed funding , alright?? *SNORT* Stupid fucking trolls, man, I just wanna chill! You know what? Enjoy your ban! BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN!
DSP doesn't want a conrporations money. He wants YOUR money. Corporate money is limited and can leave. YOUR money is endless.
It's the rainy day fund style weather.
“Dood, rainy day money is to spend on a rainy day dood!”
He says that he doesn't shill ads but will definitely profit off the youtube ads he turned on. I dont understand the difference. Thanks for the vid, atlus.
With the youtube ads, nobody has to pay out money. They can give it all to him.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper.
Even at Piggys numbers, begging 5 times in 8 hrs is a piss-take
Only Phil could try to convince people that him being cheap is a good thing. Lol
say what you will, DSP is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Like when he did that bit where he was eating ramen with a spoon.
huh? he...he was serious...?
oh...
"if you dont support me with money, you arent a real fan"
-DarkSydeBiden
He really just wants his dents to send him money, superchats, membership + bombs every single day when most of his audience is unemployed or too unable to support themselves so they receive disability or something. He thinks he’s going to be able to beg for another 50 years 😂
When you listen to him talk, at times he acts like each game has a completely different audience. So, in his mind, there's new money available.
I think Phil is so frivolous with his money that all he sees is advertisements.
I see him searching for sponsors soon, he probably just needs to figure out his excuse for retconning… again.
15:29 I've actually clocked the begging once over the course of an entire day of streaming from one of his streaming days in November. After approximately 8 1/2 hours of combined streaming there were a total of 28 begs for the day, which works out to one beg every 18 minutes.
So he was squeezing in three, sometimes even 4 begs an hour for that ONE day. It was sickening.
That is disgusting
Phil's revisionist history is a true marvel. After the SS interview he swore to stay out of drama, then claimed he was drama-free *since* the interview. Recently he's been claiming to have had zero drama *this year* and now he's saying it's been for the past *few years.*
Completely lost touch with this plane of reality. He’s off in Phil-land permanently🤡🐷
yesterday I heard him say, "sorry cod isn't working but, I tried my best to bring you content so, if you'd like to support the stream, it would be greatly appreciated" leave it to dsp to be delusional and entitled enuff to think his announcement of good intentions is enough effort to earn him the right to viewers wallets. Hey my car broke down so, I couldn't deliver your pizza but, I was really going to so, that'll be 29.99 please, please, please, please.....
I don't know what's the point of him always saying "I'm so different because I don't have sponsorships, don't have ad overlays etcetc" when he and everyone else knows that the ONLY reason he doesn't is because of his past behavior creating trolls.
19:45 I feel like I’m too deep in the Snortex myself sometimes. I legitimately get angry now when he starts being condescending. It might be time for a detox.
DSP often will claim he doesn't do something and than proceed to do it
Phil trying to push together pebbles to make a moral high ground........he is to much lol
It's amazing to see. Taking sponsorships and name calling on the internet is immoral but begging dents and wheelchairs, and not being charitable is A-Okay.
I'm not Roman Catholic so I guess I don't get it
What made him this defensive over begging recently? And why does he get defensive this time? A year ago Moistcritkal said he was a beggar and he suddenly he said he was gonna beg less because he feels that's a bad image. Is it just cause someone as big as Moist said it and now he was thinking 'oh he mentioned me, his fans might actually come around and see me"?
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Cant take credit for the art shout out darksy de phil
Do you think he had offers of any kind? It's so difficult to believe he'd rather ask for contributions all the time.
I bet he probably gets generic e-mails from companies just e-mailing from a giant list. I don't think he gets any personal contact from a company.
He tells us the solution to stop him from begging is to give him money... this guy is something else🐷🤑
When DSP says, "I'm not going to talk about it ..." But continues to talk about it is called apophasis. It's a way DSP can keep the drama train chugging along because he knows it agitates people and also gets his dents to donate pity bucks. The more you know.
Phil is so jealous that others are getting more money than him, he needs to vent out to his viewers.
As he sucks in air to clear his drippy post-nasal passages. You get sucked into the SNORTEX!
We all know that he panhandles a lot and I think it's pathetic for a 41-year-old man to sit there and Panhandle on the Internet for money I really hope he doesn't do that by the time he reaches 50
And if that wasn't enough, he will come up with overexaggerated incidents like his potato modem being maliciously tampered with by trolls.
The few times Philip Burnell got a sponsorship he shilled the ever loving fuck out of it, the chair saga for example, the fact is he's not getting any sponsorship deals so he's acting like they're sour grapes.
0:53 again with the not like other girls mentally it’s a shame that Phil hates ticktock because that mindset would serve him well there
WHY CANT HE SAY LOLCOW RIGHT. WHAT IS A LAWLCOW
I guess Phillip is just going to memory hole the Amazon referral links days.
Sidenote: love you adding "style" for random things. Gives me a hilarious style laughter every time
Am I going to get up and clean my apartment, maybe get my life together and not drink alcohol before noon? No,...I'm old school.
You've got the spirit
This guy acts like him not doing sponsers is some self righteous act that dsp does because of some moral authority. No phil, you dont have sponsers because you are not sponserable. 👁🐽👁
Ok this has nothing to do with the video but man this guy was bigger then PewDiePie at some point in time. Yes really. When you said "he is behind five years of everyone else". That reminded me so much when Phil was basically the only person left on RUclips who still pointed a camera on his TV screen. While everyone else switched to direct capture. I think that was back in 2013.
If Phil would have more then two working brain cells left after all the Gin he would be one of the biggest content creators on RUclips. I am not even joking. But this guy is his own worst enemy. He hasn't changed one bit.
He PHYSICALLY changes scene setups in obs EVERYYYY TIMEE. Why does he refuse to automate things?? It’s bad when a redneck from South Georgia has a better stream than you (phil).
He was definitely in the right place at the right time. But, he never put a dollar back in his business and everyone passed him. He got successful on the bare minimum (which is fine for the time) and he has no desire to improve or change anything. What worked once, should work forever.
@@gregofthelake Yeah. I remember when he made a boatload of money from on of his videos blowing up. I think it was his Homefront review. It's been quite a while so I am not 100% sure if it was that.
But that was before the addpocalypse has hit RUclips. He made a good amount of money from it. His first reaction was to go on a vacation. That is just......
That is just one example but Phil made a lot of money from his career back in the day. Like you said "right place at the right time". Phil could unironically be a millionaire at this point if he had invested in his business. Or at least diversified his income over his 15 year "legacy". But nope. Sitting in his gated community house, with his "bankruptcy", a wife that wants nothing to do with him and his cat. Who most likely doesn't like him either.
No, his toxic personality was always going to catch up with him. even if his videos didn't look like shit his personality can't be improved with technology.
@@JosephJamesScott That isn't really the point. Keemstar, just as an example, is an absolutely horrible person. He is retired now and has more money he could ever spend for the rest of his life.
Back in the early days of RUclips nobody really cared about your personality. It has gone either two ways for the OG's from those days. They either have fallen into lolcow status or have left the platform. Few exceptions like Charlie who are still active and still very successful. But most people have left from that time.
one thing ive been questioning lately is that he did drop the "i dont run ads" bit from his lil beg speech. it makes me wonder if he even stands by the rest of the speech if he is able to just change parts of it at will.
Someone else said that he reminds them of that episode of South Park with the homeless people that ask for change even when they get money, and that has stuck with me for a few weeks now because it's so relevant
Had a fat reup on some good gas today and now i get to chill with some Atlus
He hears it every day and sees it but doesn't pay attention to it 🤔 huh
He should have worked for the newspaper he would have been great at writing their articles. #1 b.s.' er
I absolutely love how often Phil calls what he does a "business" when theres tons of evidence of him lying about having a business when he was doing his taxes a while back.
He doesn't have a business when taxes want a cut, but when the IRS isn't breathing down his neck suddenly its a business just to make it seem more important.
Lol gotta love Phil.
Thanks for the daily laughs man, obviously.
Big ups doody streams!
Just like dancing in a music video distracted him from the lyricism of vanilla ice.
He's old school, like pbs.
At least pbs has entertaining content
Like polio
I know that advertising during videos can be an annoying but I still understand that it’s become a necessary evil for content makers just to make a living off platforms such as RUclips. Despite how cringe advertising can be, at least people like JonTron and SMG4 try to have fun with the stuff they’re advertising in their video and often in an entertaining manner. A shame DSP can’t be that creative or understanding enough to realize he could have that healthy compromise to advertise and still make the content he wants.
I love that in one of his previous rants he said people are forced to watch the sponsor reads as if they are being tortured by it.
2:46 Is that why you constantly threaten and guilt trip you're audience into donating and then throw a fit when you don't earn enough
It’s already been said, but he has his nightbot constantly in chat spam begging
Was gonna talk about his speaking quirks in the previous video but I’ll do it here since he’s doing my favorite one in this. I love the way he says adverTIZEment and the fact he feels the need to say it in full every so often. Cross SSECKtion is a close second tho
Except for the fact the begs all the time…
18:06 It’s even worst cause it’s like a murderer having his murder played on 4K and he’s screaming “it was self defense!” Over and over when it wasn’t. DSP not only gets recorded but claims he was attacked. Not him attacking. 😂
Beg early, beg often.
He acts like detractors do things to make him look bad but it’s Phil in those clips, speaking and acting as Phil. Phil does and says these things and no you don’t need hours of khantext to understand it. Detractors just highlight his worst excesses, they don’t fabricate them.
If someone made a montage of every time Keemstar mentioned his PayPal or Patreon, how fast would PigRoach be to call him a "Greedy Scumbag"?
6:30 Phil I don't beg also Phil proceeds to beg
Like, seriously, ads aren’t a big deal. Lythero’s newest video has like a two minute ad for a browser. In an hour long video. I barely noticed it wedged between him and the boys playing DBFZ and SF6
5:07 way to insult other RUclipsrs in the smuggest way possible Phil you're so positive
In bookkeeper we trust
I wonder how much money he spends supporting the content that he watches. I never hear him mentioning that.
It's getting to the point where you can't even call it begging; it's taken on something bigger than that, something grander.. the English language needs to find a new word for Phail's uber beg.. is "Pegging" taken?
Yes, in fact him and Khet do that a lot
@@starrgazzing99 hahaha
Man this next one is gonna be amazing, the Comcast Detractor Saga chapter with the most funniest part of the whole thing is that he's triggered by not the payed money, but the name of the shit they changed. Today was un fucking real man.
Sick. I was just checking to see if you uploaded today.
Like any narcissist they view any criticism or even just straight pointing out the literal things he's doing as an attack. I once made this big post calling out a former friend and just saying the things he does that were messed up and he labeled that as me character assassinating him.
It's nuts he can only defend himself by saying "I don't do that." but won't say how he doesn't or show examples just says he doesn't so that should be all you need and then for good measure he busts out the "If you believe it you're an idiot anyway" cause he cannot defend himself whatsoever like a human being.
I just love when DSP takes one of his moral stances against something cuz you know there is a 100% chance he either used to do it or will do it in the future. The guy shilled cheap, drop shipped chairs and before that he shilled bean bag chairs. Not only did he just do the basic plug, he goes WAY OVER THE TOP talking about how great the beanbag was and how it had great lumbar support. Lumbar support...on a beanbag chair.
Those bean bags will make a brief appearance in tomorrows vid 🤫
I love how he thinks a banner or a sponsor is the same thing as begging. A banner most people won't pay attention to after that first look. And sponsors only happen once, per video and are easily skipable. Just find the "Most replayed" section it's a cheat code. Meanwhile DSP stops his stream like every five to ten minutes and demands payments or else the content he's providing you is going away and it's your fault, you're an ungrateful fan! Yup totally the same.
The real truth here is that advertisers dont even bother with him anymore, he's not worth the sponsorship, maybe in the past but definitely not anymore. Just give it up DSP, your content isn't worth very much at all.
He is a lost cause, he was offered 50k and a good working job by keem, who is a smart businessman and top dollar as he is set for life that soon DSP decides to ignore it since he is a gambling addict. The side scrollers gave him every possible chance to REDEEM himself, he denied every single accusation with nothing to backup except his tardness. He will never receive any nice good offer as good as those that will benefit him since he has nothing to bargain with except himself, every company will soon to some search of him and avoid him by a MILE and soon who knows.. he will be blacklisted by everybody and every single company and will crawl back soon to keemstar and beg him for a good offer because his dents are tapped out and soon more likely to leave him to there starting to see more of phil. I'm telling you phil is stuck at level 1 charisma cause he sucks at IRL and gamin ( and yes thats a fallout term lol)
It’s actually insane he thinks this is normal. The begging is so out of control… oh that WWE account isn’t mine…. He’s the biggest pathological liar I’ve ever seen
@@ChickenRooster007 He cant even communicate well with other people, i dont know if him being in a bubble for too long made him way too comfortable to be an absolute damn pig
@@cat-meowhood he said he has left 1 time a week for 10 years…. He has been outside only around 350-400 times in past decade. It’s so sad man. He doesn’t even visit his parents for thanksgiving what a POS
This is the prahblem with you detractors and haters! DSP doesnt beg often, he begs all the time! IT TIME BEG MOFUCKA!!!!!
That nasty cheetos burp .. headphones warning !
I was too late.
ah yes i miss the good old days already
*surfs through the snortex sees Atlus and crow having a bad time*
First time hun?
Damn, i was just looking for this
If dsp could control his begging he could probably also prevent himself from saying all sorts of stupid stuff. Just saying that the begging is part of the whole entertaining package whether we like it or not
Dsp: there’s a lot of ignorant idiots on the internet (dsp being one of them but not self aware enough to realize it)
Wow straight from the horses mouth, wait khat what are you doing here?
“I’m different from other content creators, because the content that I make is different, alright?
He’s correct in being different than other content creators. But it’s in a negative way and not something to brag about like he always does.
Watching Alts plunges on wpig has shown me this isn't anything new. He's always had to be the special snow flake and be different from everyone else even if it's to a fault.
Oh he does plays games offline! Only that the game cost Phil way more than he makes on stream! We all know what game it is 😂
Can you imagine how happy Dave would be if he just changed...
Comes clean on WWE champions, stop playing games that make him miserable and change his content to a competitive mobile game stream.
Those dudes get there addiction payed for and love there life, DSP could be that tomorrow. The dents would suck it up and pull hogan's for him.
Dsp is the successful chance wilkins
4:01 Is that how podcasts work I ask because I don't watch that many podcasts but I also don't trust a word Phil says because he's a well-known liar
Some of them. Some just do ad reads. Some have a border with a code and the sponsor name. Some dont have anything. Its all just whatever the creator is comfortable with.
Thanks for clarifying but I still refuse to believe a word Phil says that the consequence of being a habitual liar though
What annoys me most about DSP is that I've seen in the last few years genuinely entertaining creators just quit out of making content becuase after a few years their steam just never found an audience big enough to make it sustainable. Its hard to work full time, make content and still find time for real life stuff and hobbies.
But this dude made enough money to just stream full time until retirement and never have to worry about running out of money. He just spent it all and lived wayyyyy beyond his means and now he's begging for tips and crowdfunding.
Crowdfunding is supposed to go into funding the content, not the creators' spending problem.
Dsp is being disingenuous, he dosent shout out sponsorships because no company will work with him. The Chinese gamer chair sponsor was a prime example, that company was bombarded relentlessly til they had to make a public announcement that dsp is no longer sponsored by them.
16:55 sounds good to me 🐴
The mere fact that detractors make montages of you begging, should that not like raise a red flag and make you question how often you do it?? But no, I don't beg that often, the detractors are misrepresenting me!
I've said this before and I'll say it again. I dont know where DSP got his business degree from but its not worth the toilet paper its written on. DSP is confusing this with an actual job. He's not self employed. Not really. With self employment people are LEGALLY required to pay you for performing a service. ITS NOT FREE. So I work as a painter and decorator. Payment is NOT optional. Streaming video games is NOT a job. Yes money is sometimes nice but it is not a LEGAL requirement.
I recently started watch a guy called Brian Menard. Nice guy, very humble but he said he hated talking about money. Most streamers do because they recognise its not a job. You are not required to give them money. However, I told him that should someone ask about how to donate then its fine to tell them but DSP takes it to the extreme "Hey guys I've played an hour of games where's my money". NO that's not how it works you are not being paid by the hour. He also treats his fans like they are ATM's. Thats why he feels like he never has to save money because when it runs out he just goes back on stream and begs harder.
However, the thing that pissed me off more than anything was when he did the whole "If we get to X amount of subs/members I'll play (insert game here)" and then complain nobody was tipping....the transaction has been completed Phil you have been paid or "crowdfunded" for that game.
Hi Atlus. Good timing, needed to kill some time.
Where's our shoutouts dood *snort* #SkeletonGang
I like this channel the most because you talk and add to the lame ass dsp. If I wanted to just hear dude beg I'd watch the OC streams
So the begging is obviously annoying and I’ve agreed with the criticism fully but you explaining it with the road trip analogy made me realize just how egregious it is and made me think it’s even worse than I did prior lol
Glad I could do that for you lol
This guy is one of those people that believes his own lies. He only has one person in his life. Cat and she's trained enough to just tell him what he wants to hear. Therefore he never gets told the truth. His interaction with human beings is at the grocery store once a month because I don't believe he goes grocery shopping every week. He sends cat to do that. I know someone that acts just like he does. They literally believe their own lies. Even when everyone around them knows they are lying. That person still believes wholeheartedly that they are right. DSP is the same type of person. He is a sheltered pampered only child that pretty much got everything they wanted and childhood. Therefore expects it as an adult. This guy is not a good honorable man. He thinks he's a content creator but he plays other people's content that he complains about constantly and Records himself doing it. That is not making content. That is recording yourself playing someone else's content. There's zero value in that and I can't believe there's actually a few people out there willing to give him money to watch him play other people's content. I really would like to meet these people I'm just curious what type of people they are.
19:55 bullshit