Alex Velluto is one of the best, funniest, weirdest (yet also relatable) comedian I've ever known from DBC channel (thanks for introducing him to me years ago, DBC!). And he's getting better and better every time! I have stitches and had to pause MY BREAKFAST from laughing too hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 10/10!!!
AMAZING SET !!! He made me laugh thru the pain, low energy, & hilarious material. Kept the audience engaged the entire set. Congrats you're a great comic...carry on.
Yes, the low energy, laid back, drier sense of humor is so refreshing. Actually makes the comedy better. No energy-zapping drama, just pure humor and laughs. Kept it real, stuff i could identify with.
I got to see this guy as the opener for Henry Cho in Franklin North Carolina tonight. He was absolutely amazing, super funny, and a great way to start the show.
There are many good law enforcement officers. Starting with my dad. He was a Deputy Sheriff for 32 years and was very appreciative of his service and kindness when he retired. I was told by his coworkers when he passed.
I met Dave Thomas once and he gave me a tour of his sport fishing boat. My parents went looking for me and I was waving from the tuna tower with Dave!🤙(I was 9)😂😂😂 Just sharing!
Good point Buddy! It prompted me to go back to listen to some of his older material. It’s all part of his conspiracy towards world domination. If you listen to people, really listen, they’ll tell you what they’re going to do. First he gathers up all the lonely outcasts by relating to them, then he expands his fan base by relating to committed parents, setting an example so his followers will raise followers. Inadvertently, he gains the respect of the government who is always listening, making him unstoppable. Next he’ll be telling stories in first person as the old man ordering grits at Wendy’s, with his unique, yet relatable, perspective of how the younger generation responds. Ultimately feeding his conspiracy theory to corral the old people; they are next. There’s no stoping him. Alex is going to dominate all the population with mutual respect and clean comedy. The question that remains is what else can I do to further the cause? Might as well jump on the bandwagon before it’s too late, so I can capitalize on the fact that I was smart enough to recognize his talent before even the stupid optimistic happy people did. He’ll go down in history as “Alex, the Big Gulp Kid, and the world’s greatest comic of all time.” What part are you going to play? Go ahead, make your move, share his humor with your family and friends. Laughter is good for the soul. His messages should somehow be translated into other languages, so all can hear. Or don’t, but know the resistance will be a laughing stock, the monkey who didn’t listen 🙉 . You have the power to unite the world, go ahead, tell your contacts what’s coming, world domination and peace. Now is the time for Alex to have our loyalty! Our donations! Our support! Let’s subscribe to his content! Thanks for the comment. Have a terrific day 🤗 🌎 ☮️
Alex, if you read this I have an addition to your old person check-writing joke (but also true)- when they fill out that check while in line in front of you, they draw every single numeral and letter very, very slowly and carefully.
@@AlexVellutoComedy Of course! I very rarely go there because I'm a KwikTrip guy-they are everywhere where I live and 7-11 is not. But there are a couple within 20 miles so if I remember next time I'm near one, I'll go grab a soda or something just to give you points and me a funny story to tell. Haha! 🙂💙
@@AlexVellutoComedyu were so funny, i laughed till i cried. The ID theft coming with a lack of eye contact😅. Man, i felt that one deep! Do u have any clean comedy elsewhere?
Alex's description of Alexa n his Freudian slip admitting men n Ai's need for simplistic answers ~ funny; his admitting Alexa like a real woman's brain/memory operates like a computer - bloody funny; that men use ghosting/not responding explanation of processing description with his perfect use/pause b4 admitting of "us" = fn funny! Enjoyed this as an early Xmas gift so thank u Alex n keep them coming eh!
so funny. to add to the old people writing checks: I've had elderly customers record the check and amount in their check register,balance it,then carefully study it,before painstakingly tearing it out and handing it to me.
Something about doing clean comedy that seems to force these guys to come up with highly original stuff. Loving it.
Alex Velluto is one of the best, funniest, weirdest (yet also relatable) comedian I've ever known from DBC channel (thanks for introducing him to me years ago, DBC!). And he's getting better and better every time! I have stitches and had to pause MY BREAKFAST from laughing too hard.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10!!!
Always love when Alex has a full special
Some of the most original comedy I've heard in a long time! His last Dry Bar appearance was one of my favorites also. Look it up!
Me too.
He is one of my favorites. Have been replaying his skits.
This is my first time watching this guy. He has been easily placed in my top five comedians.
I love this guy! I miss his lunches with random strangers.
Keep an eye out. More coming soon.
Alex is always top notch!
So glad Dry Bar had him back!
Absolute genius. Laughing out loud with tears streaming down my face. Thank you so much for sharing ❤️
AMAZING SET !!!
He made me laugh thru the pain, low energy, & hilarious material. Kept the audience engaged the entire set.
Congrats you're a great comic...carry on.
Yes, the low energy, laid back, drier sense of humor is so refreshing. Actually makes the comedy better. No energy-zapping drama, just pure humor and laughs.
Kept it real, stuff i could identify with.
Artfully crafted comedy is always undeniably good. 😂😂😂👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Love Alex! Known him a looong time and he keeps getting better and better.
Very few comedians actually make me laugh out loud. He is on my top five
Alex Velluto is one of my faves!
Alex yours is so clever and quirky. I totally enjoyed your comedy . You’se a very funny guy! 😄🤣🙃😂😃thanks for the laughs.
This was freaking hilarious thank you 🙏
Not gonna lie. Severely impressed. Saddened I have just yet to discover this comedian.
Another awesome set! One of my all time favorite comedians.
The epitome of self-deprecating humor. Great job, Alex! 😂
This guy is really good!
Very funny stuff!
The whole 7-Eleven bit was pure gold. ❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
Alex, back at it again. Always have me rolling. 😂
Very funny - there's a man in the audience that laughs like my dad did. Therefore, I enjoyed it even more😊
Insecurity questions, that’s a good one!
Okay, he's one of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.
I got to see this guy as the opener for Henry Cho in Franklin North Carolina tonight. He was absolutely amazing, super funny, and a great way to start the show.
Oh My Goodness! Hilarious! Hysterical! Original! 😂😂😂
Alex is hilarious! Thank you for posting his full special! He speaks to all of us and makes us chuckle at what we see in ourselves.
There are many good law enforcement officers. Starting with my dad. He was a Deputy Sheriff for 32 years and was very appreciative of his service and kindness when he retired. I was told by his coworkers when he passed.
One of my favourite comics, so glad to see his special pop up!
Hilarious!! Alex made my day with his comedy!! ❤😂
I watch lots of comedy and this was GREAT!
Definitely the best DryBar I have watched, I have been watching for years 👍😂
Love this guy! Saw his name and immediately clicked.
I met Dave Thomas once and he gave me a tour of his sport fishing boat. My parents went looking for me and I was waving from the tuna tower with Dave!🤙(I was 9)😂😂😂
Just sharing!
From Wendy's ?
You are very funny. Thank you for sharing your show.
Hilarious as always! You're so consisten! Thanks, Dry Bar and Alex Velluto, for the laughs
Insecurity questions=Genius!...:))
Loved the originality of his material, fantastic stuff ❤
Simply loved the show!
Excellent! Very insightful... :)
Absolutely brilliant
I love Alex! I hope to see him in person one day.🔥💯
This guy got paid to say that, guarenteed 😂
@@realemonfulalex was great, what u on?
@@seedsoflove7684pay no attention to him.
He is always coming to the comment section to put down comedians.
Ask him where his ex and went.
Not a dry eye after watching your special. I laughed, and I cried, and I laughed some more
I'm so happy for him. His last two drybar specials talked a lot about being single and lonely now he's married and a dad?
Good observation.
Good point Buddy! It prompted me to go back to listen to some of his older material. It’s all part of his conspiracy towards world domination. If you listen to people, really listen, they’ll tell you what they’re going to do. First he gathers up all the lonely outcasts by relating to them, then he expands his fan base by relating to committed parents, setting an example so his followers will raise followers. Inadvertently, he gains the respect of the government who is always listening, making him unstoppable. Next he’ll be telling stories in first person as the old man ordering grits at Wendy’s, with his unique, yet relatable, perspective of how the younger generation responds. Ultimately feeding his conspiracy theory to corral the old people; they are next. There’s no stoping him. Alex is going to dominate all the population with mutual respect and clean comedy. The question that remains is what else can I do to further the cause? Might as well jump on the bandwagon before it’s too late, so I can capitalize on the fact that I was smart enough to recognize his talent before even the stupid optimistic happy people did. He’ll go down in history as “Alex, the Big Gulp Kid, and the world’s greatest comic of all time.” What part are you going to play? Go ahead, make your move, share his humor with your family and friends. Laughter is good for the soul. His messages should somehow be translated into other languages, so all can hear. Or don’t, but know the resistance will be a laughing stock, the monkey who didn’t listen 🙉 . You have the power to unite the world, go ahead, tell your contacts what’s coming, world domination and peace. Now is the time for Alex to have our loyalty! Our donations! Our support! Let’s subscribe to his content! Thanks for the comment. Have a terrific day 🤗 🌎 ☮️
He is hilarious! One of the best!
Next year, i see a Christmas special in The Big Gulp Kid. Christmas cups and all! What a great show thank you Drybar.
Top Quality!
Great new stuff! You make me laugh every single time. Thanks Alex!
Love his easy breezy style jokes about nothing in particular besides himself.
Alex, if you read this I have an addition to your old person check-writing joke (but also true)- when they fill out that check while in line in front of you, they draw every single numeral and letter very, very slowly and carefully.
My grandmother used to take a full 90 seconds to sign a check. That doesn’t sound like a long time - but it IS.
Alex, your style of humor had me chuckling, LOL and ROFLOL. Great entertainment.
Good to see this comic still around 😂 missed a ✨golden ✨ opportunity for an old people ensemble word play situation
8:05 Hilarious!!
Optimism is the ultimate conspiracy theory!!
Alex is super talented. I love how his mind works.
I'm wearing my red shoes to Christmas dinner!!! WOOHOO!!!
Heck yeah! If I ever go to 7-11, maybe I'll remember to use that number to get Alex a few more points. Lol! 🤣😂
Very much appreciated
@@AlexVellutoComedy Of course! I very rarely go there because I'm a KwikTrip guy-they are everywhere where I live and 7-11 is not. But there are a couple within 20 miles so if I remember next time I'm near one, I'll go grab a soda or something just to give you points and me a funny story to tell. Haha! 🙂💙
@@AlexVellutoComedyu were so funny, i laughed till i cried. The ID theft coming with a lack of eye contact😅. Man, i felt that one deep!
Do u have any clean comedy elsewhere?
Great set, unique and refreshing
I like this. Chill vibes. New fan
This is a great set!
Alex's description of Alexa n his Freudian slip admitting men n Ai's need for simplistic answers ~ funny; his admitting Alexa like a real woman's brain/memory operates like a computer - bloody funny; that men use ghosting/not responding explanation of processing description with his perfect use/pause b4 admitting of "us" = fn funny! Enjoyed this as an early Xmas gift so thank u Alex n keep them coming eh!
His best ever!
So excited you came out with a new special Alex! I’ve listened to your previous one multiple times, some would say I made it “marathon of comedy”
I really enjoyed your show.
So good. I remember him from
The 711 bit and the new stuff is hilarious
Favorite comic
Thanks!
Best, Alexa explanation...I've heard... ;p
Great material!
Merry Christmas!
Thank you!👍
Fantastic 😂
LMAO latina love from Portland Oregon
👏👏👏👏👏😂 Aww yeah!! Alex is good!!
I passed the same kidney stone. It's out on I-80, in the desolate wilderness between Ely and Evanston.
I'll hunt you down...lmao..has never been more funny!
Thanks!😂.. laughed the whole way thru
I like these
So original and witty-Bravo! 👏🏽
Hilarious 😂😂😂
❤😂😂😂. I am at work listening to you. Oh my goodness too funny. Thanks for making my day more fun and beautiful.
I laughed pretty hard at him sticking up for Alexa to his wife. He is hilarious.
Omg, my therapist gets so mad at the people in my life 😂
I too also have 17,000 points at 7-11! 🤣🤣🤣
Game respect game
This is gold wtf ❤
19:32 I absolutely loved the concept of "in-security questions!"
❤ this guy!
That was a great bit
Breason
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"Sir 🤠, you walk alone so troubled & talk so distressed, I bow my 👒 hat & wish you all the best n' all the specials of this world". ✌️😎🔪🗺️
You’re very funny Alex, I’m a fan THANKYOU👏🏽
Does he sound like Paul Lynd to anyone else? I freaking love both their voices!
Without comedy 😂 life is purely tragedy 😩
Oh man he SMASHED this one his parents would be so proud....oh wait never mind hahaha
Wonderful
It's going to be a sad day when Blockbuster jokes no longer land.
Dude was pretty funny af 😂
Very all the way through!
so funny. to add to the old people writing checks: I've had elderly customers record the check and amount in their check register,balance it,then carefully study it,before painstakingly tearing it out and handing it to me.
It's called balancing the check book.
funny guy with a good style.
Alexa is the Mrs. Nels Olsen of modern technology.
Wicked funny ! :)
Yes! Am 73 and my daughter has been correcting me for YEARS! IT'S NOT ORIENTAL MOM!!! IT'S ASIAN!!