Zodiac Constellations Are Stupid (+ I Hate My Phone)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 3 года назад +10918

    Even after all these years, this man still hasn't upgraded his microphone, and I couldn't be happier.

  • @666sparton666
    @666sparton666 3 года назад +5130

    Grade is like that drunk dad that comes around every now and again but the child is always excited to see him

    • @Viciousnutdrinker
      @Viciousnutdrinker 3 года назад +62

      Very accurate

    • @hmwh4t
      @hmwh4t 3 года назад +198

      Drunk uncle* Trust me you ain’t wanna have a drunk dad

    • @reet7060
      @reet7060 3 года назад +96

      @@hmwh4t goddamn that was depressing

    • @Drew-it7or
      @Drew-it7or 3 года назад +7

      Perfect analogy

    • @LxrdBreezy00
      @LxrdBreezy00 3 года назад +58

      @@hmwh4t def uncle. everyone likes the cool drunk uncle

  • @noahhamid8248
    @noahhamid8248 3 года назад +6299

    Emily: “i’m a sagittarius, what’s your sign?”
    Grade: *im a fucking triangle*

    • @tatuvarvemaa5314
      @tatuvarvemaa5314 3 года назад +137

      *From across the room* : My man! Im a pyramid with legs, we’re brothers!

    • @wiccapyre
      @wiccapyre 3 года назад +58

      "No it's the cock, mate. 🤣😂"

    • @watermelon1680
      @watermelon1680 3 года назад +46

      I'M A SPONGEBOB!

    • @SC2TCT
      @SC2TCT 3 года назад +32

      Im a triangle with legs. Ill count that as a win... I guess?

    • @iciclethehybrid
      @iciclethehybrid 3 года назад +31

      Bro I'm still just a centuar shooting a bow and arrow, I see this as an absolute win!

  • @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830
    @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830 3 года назад +671

    1 Aries, the spider leg.
    2 Taurus, the chromosone.
    3 Gemini, the wolf snout
    4 Cancer, the Y
    5 Leo, the hand holding a knife.
    6 Virgo, grass.
    7 Libra, the kite.
    8 Scorpius, the dandelion
    9 Sagittarius, the roaring dinosaur.
    10 Capricornus, the face mask.
    11 Aquarius, the sewered tongue.
    12 Pisces, the upside down mountain

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 3 года назад +4839

    Grade: That's not a lion, it's a duck!
    Nah bro, it's a coat hanger.

  • @Oxidize
    @Oxidize 3 года назад +6350

    Girls these days be asking me what my sign is before asking me what my name is

    • @Greg-uy6pu
      @Greg-uy6pu 3 года назад +119

      ok, oxidize

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +18

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear ox

    • @MarkSalesman
      @MarkSalesman 3 года назад +7

      😔✊

    • @LFC_fan7
      @LFC_fan7 3 года назад +13

      Damn that sucks bro 😔

    • @quinn.0
      @quinn.0 3 года назад +241

      @@AxxLAfriku your vids are bad, 0/10

  • @JalynCommentary
    @JalynCommentary 3 года назад +3095

    It’s like he never left

    • @shanigale
      @shanigale 3 года назад +4

      Bow before me mortal

    • @Gone12093
      @Gone12093 3 года назад +33

      Shouldn’t you be on Twitter “debunking” all the criticism your receiving?

    • @getgreekd5452
      @getgreekd5452 3 года назад +6

      @@Gone12093 what's he getting shit for?

    • @Gone12093
      @Gone12093 3 года назад

      @@getgreekd5452 check his twitter

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 3 года назад

      @@Gone12093 "account suspended"

  • @07gm
    @07gm 3 года назад +641

    "oh hey, what is your zodiac sign?"
    me: ....
    fucking line

    • @IsaCore2091
      @IsaCore2091 3 года назад +25

      :0 oh really?! Mines Sperm!

    • @vinnie232
      @vinnie232 3 года назад +8

      @@IsaCore2091 wow, mine as well!

    • @redacculous
      @redacculous 3 года назад +3

      @@IsaCore2091 Same lmao

    • @longsalad5334
      @longsalad5334 3 года назад +3

      Fucking triangle

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 3 года назад +9

      nice, mine's a chromosome

  • @poakssa
    @poakssa 3 года назад +617

    You know that your channel is valuable when you stop uploading for 2 years and still get a sponsor when you decide to come back.

    • @Z3NZ0
      @Z3NZ0 3 года назад +7

      Lmao yes 😂

    • @Eliwood407
      @Eliwood407 3 года назад +7

      Let's be real, Raycon sponsors anyone. It's a low bar

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 3 года назад +9

      @@Eliwood407 I thought raid shadow legends was.

    • @Eliwood407
      @Eliwood407 3 года назад

      @@theghosttm8245 here are a number of advertisers that are just like- if not worse than RAID. It's just that RAID is so annoying like a head-on commercial. I respect the grind and do not blame any youtuber for taking those adds, but it doesn't make the product good! Of course everyone their own tastes!

    • @gavrilopetkovic7054
      @gavrilopetkovic7054 3 года назад

      @@Eliwood407 ummm, where's the list?

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +2474

    Some people completely believe the gravitational pull of stars of birth would determine their personality permanently.

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 года назад +200

      Thing is, all the constellations probably apply to you in some sense. I'm a cancer, and I fill out some qualities there, but i fill out a lot of qualities for gemini too! Like it's uncanny! I think it's purposefully vague so that you buy the whole horoscope bullshit.

    • @LoonyHalfBlood
      @LoonyHalfBlood 3 года назад +7

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond Do you know your big 3? You might have gemini in there!

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 года назад +62

      @@LoonyHalfBlood the fuck does that mean?
      No but for real, what's the big 3?

    • @_lemonade_4841
      @_lemonade_4841 3 года назад +19

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond there's like different kinds of signs, moon, sun, rising, venus, mars there's more idfk which are the big 3

    • @junior214223
      @junior214223 3 года назад +96

      omg! that's such a capricorn thing to say.

  • @BillyButBetter
    @BillyButBetter 3 года назад +7812

    Today I found out my zodiac sign is Tampon 🎊

  • @TenshiNakano
    @TenshiNakano 3 года назад +63

    Friend: "I'm a scorpio!"
    Me: "Ehem, don't you mean... HYDRA MONSTER?"

  • @mordekai_wilde
    @mordekai_wilde 3 года назад +892

    People: noooo you can't neglect your channel for months, then expect to retain your audience when you upload!
    Grade:

    • @DanDaFreakinMan
      @DanDaFreakinMan 3 года назад +21

      "Haha upload go brrrrr!"

    • @Chonts
      @Chonts 3 года назад +2

      @@DanDaFreakinMan lmao
      I'm fucking dying bruh

    • @anonymousdudet6489
      @anonymousdudet6489 3 года назад

      😔😭🤣

    • @potxtoe
      @potxtoe 3 года назад

      Grade used to average 6x more views. Still impressive numbers though, 1/6 of his old average views per vid even after many hiatuses.

  • @siranthonycecilhogmanaymel7157
    @siranthonycecilhogmanaymel7157 3 года назад +587

    I feel like I’ve got an unhealthy relationship with Grade. He could leave me for a year but I’ll still always come back to him.

    • @mhmdbilani
      @mhmdbilani 3 года назад +15

      We love the abuse...💔

    • @mizta6819
      @mizta6819 3 года назад +9

      3 years*

    • @game__changer1515
      @game__changer1515 3 года назад +9

      I see a restraining order in your future, I saw it written on the astronomical tampon.

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 3 года назад +3

      Probably a Sagittarius.

  • @emptytrashben2375
    @emptytrashben2375 3 года назад +589

    I’m ok with grade getting paid to promote things, cuz he sure as heck ain’t getting monetized.

    • @MatthewsStopMotions
      @MatthewsStopMotions 3 года назад +1

      Poor bloke

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 3 года назад +7

      He basically begs to be demonitized, lol

    • @LegendFromWoW
      @LegendFromWoW 3 года назад +14

      Yeah also he gives good reasons for what he’s promoting instead of just reading some generic script written by a PR team.

    • @emptytrashben2375
      @emptytrashben2375 3 года назад +5

      @@LegendFromWoW
      “Ray-con earbuds can play music, cook, and even give a bl0owjob, mate.”

  • @RightBoyKA-POW
    @RightBoyKA-POW 3 года назад +47

    3:29 That mouth animation was actually really good! I hope Grade does more of that mouth animation in future videos.

  • @AerialSong
    @AerialSong 3 года назад +1211

    I love how his art style is so simple, his video can be 480p and no one notices

    • @fiarubold
      @fiarubold 3 года назад +27

      It's better in 480p

    • @nathaniel9368
      @nathaniel9368 3 года назад +39

      It was in 480 for me and I really didn't notice 😂

    • @screayx
      @screayx 3 года назад +20

      Holy fucking shit, i actually didnt notice

    • @BlooGremlin
      @BlooGremlin 3 года назад +8

      Well now I've noticed, thanks

    • @bruhbwoi3618
      @bruhbwoi3618 3 года назад +1

      I didn't even fockin notice!!

  • @star5736
    @star5736 3 года назад +405

    "Making sure I don't vanish again" thank you raycons for helping this man

    • @technoultimategaming2999
      @technoultimategaming2999 3 года назад +2


      Same, he's unironically a Grade sponsor

    • @sex_therapist
      @sex_therapist 3 года назад +3

      raycons sound quality is actually shit

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 3 года назад

      @@sex_therapist For real?

    • @clawwer4404
      @clawwer4404 3 года назад +2

      @@JimmyBoy9878 if you like "base" they are decent.. They just decided base="good" so it sounds pretty crappy. Not good headphones for value but could be worse I guess..

    • @TheRealCake
      @TheRealCake 3 года назад +1

      @́ bro don’t, they are pure trash

  • @carcinoVantas
    @carcinoVantas 3 года назад +813

    Plot twist: GradeA has the best microphone on the market, it's just his voice.

    • @wiebemartens1030
      @wiebemartens1030 3 года назад +19

      I support this idea wholeheartedly

    • @mysticmoth1111
      @mysticmoth1111 3 года назад +15

      It is his voice. In a previous video he mentions he puts on the voice to make it easier to understand him because of his accent.
      I don't know which one though, sorry.

    • @Always5onKobe.
      @Always5onKobe. 3 года назад +3

      @@mysticmoth1111 No we all know that, but he means the quality of his voice lmao

    • @mysticmoth1111
      @mysticmoth1111 3 года назад +4

      @@Always5onKobe. Ohhhh! Lol. I just tell myself it's his voice 😂

  • @somebody6246
    @somebody6246 2 года назад +171

    Sorry Grade, but the 16 year old e-girls will never let Zodiac signs die.

    • @panikord
      @panikord 2 года назад

      Nigga most women believe in zodiac signs, do e girls even exist at this point, I ain't sure no more

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo 2 года назад +3

      😭

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Год назад +2

      Does that mean they'll be the ones to catch the Zodiac Killer?

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Год назад +1

      @Jascha Bull you mean, the one to keep him alive?

    • @LostProxyNevermore
      @LostProxyNevermore Год назад +1

      Or you know? Ppl who just believe in astrology- we exist-

  • @costisgoufas6599
    @costisgoufas6599 3 года назад +392

    We all went our ways for a while, and now we’re all reunited in grades comment section

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 3 года назад +2195

    I've literally had this headcanon for years.

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 года назад +1227

    Seeing Grade in my subbox gives me such 2016 vibes. I’m not complaining

  • @braddotson3429
    @braddotson3429 9 месяцев назад +3

    1.Fishhook
    2.Water skimmer bug
    3.Vase
    4.Volcano
    5.Duck
    6.Falling Man
    7. Birds eye view of a skyscraper
    8.Flower
    9.Creepy Tree
    10.Panties
    11.Deflated Balloon
    12.Inflated Balloon

  • @FrostFangzz
    @FrostFangzz 3 года назад +449

    raycon doing gods work by making sure grade doesnt disappear for the 800th time

  • @Fizz134
    @Fizz134 3 года назад +989

    “You’ve been charged with murder, arson, and breaking and entering.”
    Some girl: ThAtS jUsT mE bEiNg ArIes!!11

    • @flowerthencrranger3854
      @flowerthencrranger3854 3 года назад +16

      “I forgot the part where I was supposed to care”
      -Edgy Bully Maguire

    • @idonthaveagoddamnname2623
      @idonthaveagoddamnname2623 3 года назад +1

      @@flowerthencrranger3854 “Now take on this”

    • @julie-18
      @julie-18 3 года назад +15

      *OoOp sorRy JusT mY ScoRpiO ShOwinG skskksks*

    • @Snarethedrummer
      @Snarethedrummer 3 года назад +2

      Plot twist: murder, arson, and B&E are actually peak Aries

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 3 года назад

      @@flowerthencrranger3854 I missed the part where that's my problem

  • @GradeAUnderA
    @GradeAUnderA  3 года назад +17

    Sup bois. Streaming on twitch.tv/gradeaundera rn, gonna try n stream more often cus it's chill and zero effort. Come say hi
    Keep your expectations low though, I dunno wtf I'm doing.

  • @mse5842
    @mse5842 3 месяца назад +2

    1) Fishing Rod
    2) Daddy Long Legs
    3) Giant Hole on the Ground
    4) Slingshot
    5) Duck
    6) Beheaded Stickman
    7) Child drawing house
    8) Weird Sea Creature
    9) Anti-Spacecraft Laser Gun
    10) 1970 CGI mouth
    11) Skinny Pear
    12) Tickmark we make when we check our friend's papers and all give each other hand jobs and a suspicious number of A+ marks...

  • @ultima6892
    @ultima6892 3 года назад +539

    This year has sucked and Grade has brought some laughter back into the world. What a guy. 💙

    • @zodiakenreta
      @zodiakenreta 3 года назад +2

      yeah like this year a geometry dash god died in march 30th
      who’s known as michigun

    • @terrormilk384
      @terrormilk384 3 года назад

      Oh, this year is only starting to suck

    • @buklau8755
      @buklau8755 3 года назад +2

      What?, We're in March still.

    • @xylophone3764
      @xylophone3764 3 года назад +1

      He’ll be gone in a month 🤦🏻🤦🏻

    • @alankusparmakov9330
      @alankusparmakov9330 3 года назад

      we live in a year 🤬

  • @EnchantedMantis
    @EnchantedMantis 3 года назад +865

    Girls break a vase and be like: “omg I’m such a Spongebob lol”

    • @randomhuman7948
      @randomhuman7948 3 года назад +11

      Ugh, I'm such an asparagus 🙄👋

    • @fancypants9558
      @fancypants9558 3 года назад +4

      Made me laugh like a duck!

    • @MageMinionsOP
      @MageMinionsOP 3 года назад +4

      Girl: these are so fake omg
      Same girl: ugly laughs
      Same girl: oh no...

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 3 года назад +1

      @́ Mine's too, but it's better than a tampon.

    • @NateScan
      @NateScan 3 года назад +1

      Ok

  • @IgN5P
    @IgN5P 3 года назад +437

    "I'm a sperm"
    "Oh, really? I'm a tampon! Who'd knew we're sooo compatible."

    • @blahblahwdsa
      @blahblahwdsa 3 года назад +3

      😳

    • @raphaelino2396
      @raphaelino2396 3 года назад +18

      thats why we need these as the new zodiac signs. I couldnt wait for these conversations

    • @billklatsch5058
      @billklatsch5058 3 года назад +3

      coat hanger joins the conversation casually...

    • @watermelon1680
      @watermelon1680 3 года назад

      I don't get the whole "compatibility" thing.
      Like bi***, just because you were born in January does not make you automatically incompatible with a person born is September.
      Also, no "woooosh" things. I get the joke.

  • @AIIuminium
    @AIIuminium 2 года назад +10

    6:11 thanks for leaving my constellation (Half-Horse Half-Man Shooting a Bow and an Arrow) intact, it's the coolest

    • @Russking23
      @Russking23 10 месяцев назад +1

      Omg we share a sign. IT Must be the universe telling US to Fukk in a pimped out Honda civic

    • @AIIuminium
      @AIIuminium 10 месяцев назад

      @@Russking23 Unfortunately i do not fuk

  • @lukaspukas
    @lukaspukas 3 года назад +549

    Grade’s sponsor is the only one I’ll sit through and watch start to finish

  • @elnino8522
    @elnino8522 3 года назад +278

    These videos are literally just a presentation of his shower thoughts.

  • @moffrow543
    @moffrow543 3 года назад +596

    "Look, I swear I didnt know she wasn't 18, its because I'm a libra"

    • @Cameron-vr9ed
      @Cameron-vr9ed 3 года назад +57

      I just shot up a school, I’m such an Aries 🤪

    • @ZrVll
      @ZrVll 3 года назад +34

      Pushed my nan down the stairs, I’m such a Capricorn

    • @cheems2739
      @cheems2739 3 года назад

      Hey, im an Libra

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 3 года назад +27

      I just ran over a kid in the middle of a highway, I'm suck a Taurus

    • @bigidiot1400
      @bigidiot1400 3 года назад

      Yay me too

  • @emilyh9670
    @emilyh9670 6 месяцев назад +2

    1) Pixar lamp
    2) Someone going in for a one handed cartwheel
    3) Horse with a very long nose
    4) Beach chair
    5) Swan
    6) A mii flying towards you in wii sports resort skydiving
    7) Jellyfish
    8) Feather duster from beauty and the beast doing a tango drop (lumière partnering is in the background I assume)
    9) Yogi with dinosaur spikes on one arm
    10) Cyprus
    11) Guitar with a snapped neck
    12) Two tulips

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 3 года назад +1245

    outro went hard bro 👀

    • @b2agy930
      @b2agy930 3 года назад +2

      Thank you

    • @Jamie-kv9eg
      @Jamie-kv9eg 3 года назад +30

      old one was better

    • @justintime112
      @justintime112 3 года назад +6

      i really didnt expect it tbh

    • @chancylvania
      @chancylvania 3 года назад +53

      @@Jamie-kv9eg old one got copy righted

    • @chancylvania
      @chancylvania 3 года назад +9

      @@丛雨线 sure but he didn’t have any choice but to change iy

  • @inhle1688
    @inhle1688 3 года назад +639

    i thought i had hallucinated when i saw this on my recommendations

    • @cringe2050
      @cringe2050 3 года назад +9

      Same

    • @imgoth
      @imgoth 3 года назад +7

      A few months ago Bill Wurtz uploaded and I thought the same

  • @eray4567
    @eray4567 3 года назад +358

    Honestly, this pandemic was made so much better with Grade's return

  • @brizzlewolf8437
    @brizzlewolf8437 10 месяцев назад +2

    1. Casting fishing line
    2. Chromosome
    3. Snake
    4. Slingshot
    5. Deformed coat hanger
    6. Upside down Pi
    7. Child's house doodle
    8. Worm watching a flower on a windy day
    9. Inverted chalk outline
    10. Bandana
    11. Bending flagpole with flag
    12. Geometry Dash

  • @AngeryRedPanda
    @AngeryRedPanda 3 года назад +140

    Leo Constellation: Lion
    My answer: Swan
    Grade's answer: Duck
    The Image: Goose

  • @ohok8970
    @ohok8970 3 года назад +2001

    Grade's fanbase is loyal af

    • @ashina5924
      @ashina5924 3 года назад +56

      Been a fan for 6 years lol

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 3 года назад +48

      Yeah mate he's funny as fuck

    • @TheK2BYT
      @TheK2BYT 3 года назад +12

      Loyal SC Aug 2016

    • @Taesune
      @Taesune 3 года назад +16

      Yes. Ive been waiting for him to come back and im never leaving

    • @ohok8970
      @ohok8970 3 года назад +7

      @@ashina5924 5 years mate, and still going strong! We must never leave :))

  • @girthehuman7853
    @girthehuman7853 3 года назад +268

    I beg of you, don’t disappear again. PLEASE!

    • @moneybear5192
      @moneybear5192 3 года назад +2

      id think he will After he just uploaded like after 2 week

    • @yoboijerry5519
      @yoboijerry5519 3 года назад

      Jesus loves you guys he laid his life down for us and all he wants is our hearts , follow him !

    • @shwaz8489
      @shwaz8489 3 года назад

      He randomly exists and disappears

    • @moneybear5192
      @moneybear5192 3 года назад

      @@shwaz8489 yup

  • @sillyollie2727
    @sillyollie2727 Год назад +2

    1. Broken arm form baseball
    2. A stick figure hand grabbing a wishbone
    3. End of the belt that your dad whipped you with
    4. the bottom-half of a stick figure
    5. Patrick's home
    6. An angry face
    7. The sharp end of a box cutter
    8. A meat hook attached by 15 strings latched on to a wall
    9. A chemical composition
    10. A bandana
    11. A fishing net
    12. Stalagmites

  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt 3 года назад +1835

    LOL I don't know why but my favourite was "a f*cking line!" 😂

    • @mse5842
      @mse5842 3 года назад +14

      Whatchu think it'be? Cool aas sword and expensive armor set constellation?

    • @Hakumai_o7
      @Hakumai_o7 3 года назад +21

      Yo funny seeing you here Noble One lmao

    • @theenigma6160
      @theenigma6160 3 года назад +19

      METATRON?!
      Well, it makes sense, both Grade and Meta are (were?) teachers.
      BUT STILL.
      METATRON?!
      *YOU'RE HERE TOO?!*

    • @alanmechling9822
      @alanmechling9822 3 года назад +7

      ...No -fucking- no! There is no way that you actually left a comment on this video, from this channel, of all things! I've been subscribed for years and would never have guessed that the Sword-swinging, Multi-linguistic, World History Buff himself would watch and enjoy GradeAUnderA. No way in Hell!
      Ps: It's nice to see you, but I'm still surprised all the same.

    • @supersonic694
      @supersonic694 3 года назад

      same

  • @zin6749
    @zin6749 3 года назад +531

    I told a girl I was a mechanical engineer, she responded “ohh, I’m a Sagittarius lol”

    • @jaydon__bmore0717
      @jaydon__bmore0717 3 года назад +34

      I want to become a mechanical engineer too, best of luck to you bro

    • @brxyann
      @brxyann 3 года назад +44

      That never happened but take my like anyway

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 3 года назад +8

      bring her to 1799 and accuse her of treason in front of Robspierre

    • @nuclear7622
      @nuclear7622 3 года назад +6

      Man I’d love to be a mechanical engineer but I was born at the wrong time of year :/

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 3 года назад +11

      That did not happen. You're lying. You talking to a girl? Lol

  • @aswayalmao
    @aswayalmao 3 года назад +808

    I love how his accent gets stronger every video, soon he’s gonna be a pirate

    • @mistyrain1983
      @mistyrain1983 3 года назад +3

      ikr

    • @joeywomer
      @joeywomer 3 года назад +6

      This made me remember how his voice sounded during his Political Correctness 2019 video.

    • @milkuetea
      @milkuetea 2 года назад +1

      Every video provides an extra boost to his accent

    • @cringelord778
      @cringelord778 Год назад

      666 likes

  • @technik6744
    @technik6744 3 года назад +4

    I got an ad for a stupid "what's your personality and job your gonna get from your star sign" app on this video.
    I have a question for god: WHYYYY!!

  • @AmnesiaSilence
    @AmnesiaSilence 3 года назад +688

    leo is literally just a broken coathanger

    • @narutofan4545
      @narutofan4545 3 года назад +3

      Describes them

    • @FXTR.ONLINE
      @FXTR.ONLINE 3 года назад +9

      @@narutofan4545 I don’t believe in zodiacs and I know zodiacs see us “Leo’s” as a holes but we all arnt lol no need to be mean man

    • @bigbruh3153
      @bigbruh3153 3 года назад +13

      @@FXTR.ONLINE probably because we don't believe people's traits depend on what month they were born

    • @pruthweeshasalian3688
      @pruthweeshasalian3688 3 года назад +1

      or a clothes iron.

    • @FXTR.ONLINE
      @FXTR.ONLINE 3 года назад +2

      @@bigbruh3153 exactly

  • @icecremer
    @icecremer 3 года назад +480

    Taurus: a spider web of a spider high on cocaine.
    Gemini: a tall glass of whiskey.
    Cancer: a half finished game of hangman
    Leo: coat hanger.
    Virgo: the face of a pissed catfish.
    Libra: a kite
    Scorpio: fireworks
    Sagittarius: a guy with arrows in his arm trying to pick something up.
    Capricorn: the smile of a villain in an anime
    Aquarius: slingshot
    Pisces: victory sign

    • @raynathiel8800
      @raynathiel8800 3 года назад +2

      I like your Libra better lol

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 3 года назад

      I’ll take the creepy smile

    • @hidoshi1994
      @hidoshi1994 3 года назад +1

      bro I died on capricorn lmao

    • @zenith7949
      @zenith7949 3 года назад +2

      Glad I’m not the only one who thought Leo looks like a coat hanger

    • @stopit6229
      @stopit6229 3 года назад +6

      U forgot Aries lol

  • @backupbby2682
    @backupbby2682 3 года назад +276

    Now whenever someone ask me for my sign I can say Spongebob.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 3 года назад +6

      Dat is *such* a SpongeBob thing to say, giiirl! As a Taur--I mean Duck I know whatchu mean!
      ...I'm never doing that again.

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear 3 года назад +1

      This is strangely far better.

    • @daddypma_3348
      @daddypma_3348 3 года назад

      Imma sponge bob too 😃

    • @TheGamerfreak125
      @TheGamerfreak125 3 года назад

      Spongebobs unite!

    • @isaacmendoza5384
      @isaacmendoza5384 3 года назад

      Two words: Amanita Muscaria.

  • @multifand0mcha0s97
    @multifand0mcha0s97 3 года назад +2

    1) A box
    2) An hourglass
    3) A skyscraper
    4) A peace sign
    5) A duck
    6) A cube
    7) 2 story house
    8) Firework
    9) Some person dancing
    10) A fox's face
    11) A slide
    12) A dorito

  • @stastus9433
    @stastus9433 3 года назад +231

    the raycon ad is probably the first time I’ve heard grade’s voice over an actual video clip

    • @everythingtractors9332
      @everythingtractors9332 3 года назад +8

      Same

    • @k_ldn073
      @k_ldn073 3 года назад

      1) My wood
      2) My dad leaving me
      3) My mom leaving me
      4) Something that I have
      5) A chip
      6) Jesus resurrecting again
      7) A treehouse
      8) A kite
      9) My uncle drinking thick bleach with milk 😏
      10) A rhombus
      12) A equilateral triangle

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 3 года назад +953

    People genuinely believe that if you're born at 11:59 on March 20th you'd be a completely different person then if you were born one minute later...

  • @vDomMusic
    @vDomMusic 3 года назад +420

    Grade's return is like if dad actually came back from getting cigarettes.

    • @Rami-me2ix
      @Rami-me2ix 3 года назад +11

      You mean milk?

    • @dinosaurno5
      @dinosaurno5 3 года назад +14

      He's been gone so long they can't remember what he went to get 😂♎

    • @elvgamez3864
      @elvgamez3864 3 года назад +1

      @@dinosaurno5 ffs 😂

    • @Scouseboots
      @Scouseboots 3 года назад +1

      But then he forgets the milk and Is gone for 10 more years

  • @jaypolas4136
    @jaypolas4136 3 года назад +6

    1) L upside down
    2) X
    3) U with extended lines on each ends (intense sweating)
    4) Y upside down
    5) Duck
    6) spider
    7) Lovely cozy house
    8) Crab hand thing
    9) Deer
    10) Elevator arrow down
    11) Wind things at airports and on highways: red white stripes.
    12) checkmark, or a bird beak

  • @todorminchev2123
    @todorminchev2123 3 года назад +110

    Aries - That one ikea tool that comes with every furniture
    Taurus - headless diver
    Gemini - used condom
    Cancer - water stick
    Leo - clothing iron
    Virgo - alien from space invasion
    Libra - Jellyfish
    Scorpio - facehugger
    Sagittarius - dino tail reindeer
    Capricorn - fish tail
    Aquarius - one sleeves dress
    Pisces - splited branch
    " Omgg beckyy i am jellyfish and i am definetly compatible with him who is a clothing iron "

    • @kimokarecords2060
      @kimokarecords2060 3 года назад +1

      Haha he actually did it

    • @numinous510
      @numinous510 3 года назад +4

      Some of yours actually line up with what I saw in them
      1) Scythe
      2) Chromosome
      3) Vase
      4) >>> Divining rod > Iron > Raindeer > Outline of the upper body plus one arm of a dancing woman

    • @Anny-me9ny
      @Anny-me9ny 3 года назад +4

      5 is a clothes hanger

    • @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830
      @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830 3 года назад

      5 is a hand holding a knife

  • @bajangaco4019
    @bajangaco4019 3 года назад +163

    any video GradeA makes is a masterpiece

  • @zion6749
    @zion6749 3 года назад +321

    Grade can make a paid promotion somewhat enjoyable
    That’s some real talent

    • @MooThing
      @MooThing 3 года назад +6

      Check out Map Men, they have this rarest of talents too.

    • @zion6749
      @zion6749 3 года назад +1

      @@MooThing will do

    • @TheDeathOrange
      @TheDeathOrange 3 года назад

      @@MooThing MAP MEN no way they deserve so much praise tbh

    • @sugmadik2259
      @sugmadik2259 3 года назад

      Terrible Writing Advice is also good at making the sponsored bit as entertaining as the rest of the video.

    • @kellenbailey7433
      @kellenbailey7433 3 года назад +1

      How can you not mention internet historian?

  • @KingOhmni
    @KingOhmni 3 года назад +4

    Grade you spoil us with this nirvarna of content. I mean, 2 videos in one year. Dayum son. Bringing his A game.

  • @Jidds
    @Jidds 3 года назад +159

    This either goes 2 ways. He’s back for good or will be back in 2 years

    • @manspeej
      @manspeej 3 года назад +2

      I hope it's the 2nd one the next time

    • @getoffmydonglosers
      @getoffmydonglosers 3 года назад

      @@manspeej Because hes saying youre gay

    • @manspeej
      @manspeej 3 года назад +1

      @@getoffmydonglosers ok

    • @TylerDokkan
      @TylerDokkan 3 года назад

      I hope its the first one.

    • @NoName-to5xl
      @NoName-to5xl 3 года назад

      Or...... hes kinda back posting 5 vids a year so raycon gives him cash. I approve of this.

  • @CoffeePowered
    @CoffeePowered 3 года назад +468

    Aries: a stick
    Taurus: their extra chromosome
    Gemini: looks a little bit flaccid
    Cancer: Wish bone
    Leo: Coat hanger
    Virgo: bra
    Libra: there we go, that ones a bit more erect
    Scorpius: umm, fishing hook?
    Sagittarius: Safety Dance
    Capricorn: Dorito
    Aquarius: the paramount logo?
    Pisces: pls Mr Wilson, no more quadratic graph questions
    Edit: LMAO got some right XD

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 3 года назад +7

      Capricorn is clearly a hand glider

    • @Ranolog
      @Ranolog 3 года назад

      Perfection

  • @limpwrist3592
    @limpwrist3592 3 года назад +146

    “Omg I’m such a triangle”
    “Triangle with legs, Bethany”

    • @Thesnake1312
      @Thesnake1312 3 года назад +2

      I’m just a triangle

    • @cameroncullen7632
      @cameroncullen7632 3 года назад +1

      @@Thesnake1312 haha f u I got legs with my triangle

    • @Thesnake1312
      @Thesnake1312 3 года назад +1

      @@cameroncullen7632 Yeah, just so much more superior with them legs

  • @masterhand6263
    @masterhand6263 3 года назад +8

    Aries: ass cheeks
    Taurus: Gymnastics shit idk
    Gemini: a focking dong
    Cancer: Skinny ass twig
    Leo: those animal skulls that you see in deserts in the movies
    Virgo: someone fucking dying. Either drunk as shit or got shot
    Libra: a pencil
    Scorpius: broken umbrella
    Sagittarius: osteoporosis
    Capricornus: Dorito Chip
    Aquarius: some type of flag
    Pisces: large ass mountain but if the world was flipped upside down

  • @tatsuki3994
    @tatsuki3994 3 года назад +230

    Grade is the only channel where I watch the entire sponsorship

    • @star-op1ft
      @star-op1ft 3 года назад +2

      Grade is the only channel I turn off my ad blocker

    • @phildestroyer1236
      @phildestroyer1236 3 года назад +4

      Respect my fellow Huperchild. (If you don’t understand the reference go watch the video: "How to be politically correct in 2019")

    • @x-zykron-x
      @x-zykron-x 3 года назад +5

      I was genuinely happy to see the ad

    • @callumpears1523
      @callumpears1523 3 года назад

      Same. He does them so well it's like it's not even an ad

    • @militantpacifist4087
      @militantpacifist4087 3 года назад +4

      Grade is the only RUclipsr who makes sponsored content enjoyable so I won’t have to skip any of the videos.

  • @JohnnyCenter25
    @JohnnyCenter25 3 года назад +684

    Hey, I'm not complaining about being a Spongebob. Honestly, anything is better than Virgin

    • @PugJudge
      @PugJudge 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @MigWith
      @MigWith 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @misty6873
      @misty6873 3 года назад +15

      cant believe people have the right to tell me im a virgin just because im born late august

    • @DrakoWulf
      @DrakoWulf 3 года назад +2

      I fuckin' got Tampon.

    • @_shenanigans_8337
      @_shenanigans_8337 3 года назад +2

      I’m a Virgo and I ironically most virgos I know are really sexually active

  • @penguinofdoom9830
    @penguinofdoom9830 3 года назад +89

    I still can't believe im living in the timeline where Grade came back and is now consistently uploading

    • @EvanMMD3939
      @EvanMMD3939 3 года назад +10

      i wouldnt speak too soon if i were you, mate
      he might just disappear again....

    • @paradox4929
      @paradox4929 3 года назад +2

      4 videos in 10 months is not 'consistent' at all

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 3 года назад +7

      @@paradox4929 it is for grade.

    • @gavinp214
      @gavinp214 3 года назад +1

      @@paradox4929 Be optimistic. 2 in 2 weeks

    • @EvanMMD3939
      @EvanMMD3939 3 года назад

      @Monki Flip you are making absolutely no sense whatsoever

  • @NoxProtoFox
    @NoxProtoFox 3 года назад +1

    1. Maybe a worn out boomerang
    2. A dress..? I guess (hah rhymes)
    3. A test tube
    4. A dousing Rod or slingshot
    5. Clearly an iron for wrinkled clothes XD
    6. Turn it upside down it's literally pi
    7. Ayyy it's my star sign, hmm it looks like a kite tbh
    8. This one looks cool, maybe a whip
    9. Literally a headless stick figure
    10. Wait.. this is more of a boomerang
    11. A butterfly net..?
    12. Ok no this is the boomerang
    Ok Done!

  • @NameInWorkshop
    @NameInWorkshop 3 года назад +778

    “I heard you have cancer?”
    “Oh that’s just my zodiac sign”
    “Oh so you have brain cancer.”

  • @nsdadz1297
    @nsdadz1297 3 года назад +432

    Grade is the only RUclipsr that got me to sit through a sponsor segment

    • @GobblingGlizzys
      @GobblingGlizzys 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @samanthakumar6330
      @samanthakumar6330 3 года назад +2

      Mandjtv fans would disagree

    • @azurika_78
      @azurika_78 3 года назад +6

      there is one other i will do so for: Internet Historian.

    • @MetallicuddZ
      @MetallicuddZ 3 года назад +1

      Same. And I'll keep doing it

    • @tommytherunner
      @tommytherunner 3 года назад +4

      @@azurika_78 You're not "sitting through" internet historians ads. You're experiencing them. Actually good content. This on the other hand was over 2 minutes of yikes.

  • @josephsaunderson4124
    @josephsaunderson4124 3 года назад +548

    most youtubers: I need to stretch this to ten mins
    Grade: THIS IS GETTING LONG LETS HURRY THIS TF UP

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey 3 года назад +28

      Exactly what i was thinking. He didnt even stretch it out a few seconds longer just to make it 8 minutes for more ad revenue. What a mad lad.

    • @AL_50428
      @AL_50428 3 года назад +8

      @@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey literally 12 seconds is all he needed as well

  • @Juniior1105
    @Juniior1105 3 года назад +1

    1 upside down L
    2 K
    3 bread stick
    4 side ways y
    5 clothes hanger
    6 upside down pie
    7 house
    8 dandelion seed
    9 cracked ice
    10 bandana
    11 an apron
    12 check mark

  • @watermelon1680
    @watermelon1680 3 года назад +194

    My answers for Grade's "stupid game"
    Aires: incredibly disfigured arm
    Taurus: a letter K
    Gemini: Squidward's nose
    Cancer: a fucked up line
    Leo: a duck
    Virgo: A sleepwalking person with their head cut off
    Libra: a pencil
    Scorpius: a flower with a tail
    Sagittarius: A drawing of a sun done by a two year old
    Capricorn: the Chrysler logo
    Aquarius: a potato
    Pisces: a fucking V

    • @terrydurden
      @terrydurden 3 года назад +6

      yo you got the duck one right tho big ups

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 3 года назад +2

      "The chrysler logo" has to be my favorite one lmao

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 года назад

      lol

    • @simonrief1013
      @simonrief1013 3 года назад +1

      1: An open Fan
      2: A shattered TV with antenna
      3: The lower part of Kylo Rens lightsaber
      4:Divining rod
      5: iron for laundry
      6: A headless man falling into the abyss
      7: A not fully materialised Toblarone pack
      8: A daisy with a tail
      9: A decomposing Megatron
      10: An emblem
      11: A flag in the wind
      12: A divided mountain

    • @greninja3360
      @greninja3360 3 года назад +1

      I guess I'm a fucking V then lol ♓

  • @lazardragicevic5096
    @lazardragicevic5096 3 года назад +167

    "Hey what's your zodiac sign" "it's a fucking line, so are all the other ones, they're just a bunch of fucking lines Bethany, why do they even matter Beth, please Beth why. How does the position the earth was in while I was coming out of my mother change my future, please enlighten me Beth"

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 года назад +1

      ↑↑↑

    • @haliecooper3471
      @haliecooper3471 3 года назад +5

      “Oh....you must be a Virgo or a Capricorn. But I’m getting big taurus energy lol ✌🏻 I’m a Sagittarius ♐️ “

    • @crimsonace7265
      @crimsonace7265 3 года назад +1

      Dude I’m a hydra monster now thank you very much

    • @keusnicatima5943
      @keusnicatima5943 3 года назад +1

      @@haliecooper3471 I’m a nergorid man with explosives

  • @deannabordonaro8004
    @deannabordonaro8004 3 года назад +51

    I have such an emotional attachment to this channel.....please don’t vanish for 10 months again

  • @unreliablenarrator8219
    @unreliablenarrator8219 3 года назад +3

    1) L wrench thingy that comes with furniture
    2) some headless sod doing the splits
    3) a t-shirt
    4) a broken wishbone
    5) a clothes iron
    6) a table that’s been flipped
    7) triangular prism
    8) An umbrella that’s been blown inside out
    9) The deformed spine of someone with scoliosis
    10) Pair of panties
    11) A dress hanging off of a clothesline
    12) V for vendetta

  • @fnymotion
    @fnymotion 3 года назад +295

    I love how everyone got sht on except for Sagittarius who didn’t change, and Scorpio becoming even better 😂

    • @crazyjoeshorts5256
      @crazyjoeshorts5256 3 года назад +6

      Tell you whats fun. Couple years back, i read a thing that said that over time, the constellations have shifted and we all got pushed back a few days( if you're into that kind of thing.) And that those who were already close to the border were already likely to be influenced by the neighboring constellation.
      I think its all bs, but I did start out as a centaur and become a tenticle monster, so I guess its ok?

    • @fnymotion
      @fnymotion 3 года назад +1

      @@crazyjoeshorts5256 I know about that. Scorpio got influenced the most. By the new constellation he now has 1 week instead of a month (which is the smallest amount of time for a sign at all, and by older constellation it has to be 1 month per sign) as well as having all of these days now in previously Sagittarius.
      And no, it’s either the 13th one doesn’t work cuz my sign also has to change, yet I had all the characteristics of an old system, or the new constellation started working only recently (which to me sounds like bs). So yeah, you’re still an archer horse and I’m still a scary bug

    • @slicedlemons5925
      @slicedlemons5925 3 года назад +1

      Sagittarius gang ✊😩😩😩

  • @HaAJPaAJ
    @HaAJPaAJ 3 года назад +45

    aries: weird duck
    taurus: antennas
    gemini: a sock
    cancer: a stickman with no head
    leo: a bird head
    virgo: more antennas
    libra: a rocket
    scorpius: a satellite dish (its all connected)
    sagittarius: a cricket doing the cha cha slide
    capricornus: literally just an upside down triangle
    aquarius: a horse head
    pisces: unfinished upside down triangle

    • @raccwithahat8715
      @raccwithahat8715 3 года назад +1

      From now on I'm going to refer to sagittarius as, cricket doing the cha cha slide

    • @HaAJPaAJ
      @HaAJPaAJ 3 года назад

      @@raccwithahat8715 thank you

    • @netwindow2549
      @netwindow2549 3 года назад

      scorpius is a face hugger from aliens

    • @HaAJPaAJ
      @HaAJPaAJ 3 года назад

      @@netwindow2549 cool

  • @guy7912
    @guy7912 3 года назад +792

    Girls be like: "Sorry I killed your family and ran over your dog I'm just a Asparagus"
    Yeah and I'm a pumpkin

    • @hotpotts
      @hotpotts 3 года назад +26

      And for one night a year, you let under privileged girls ride you like a carriage.

    • @zt3853
      @zt3853 3 года назад +3

      @@hotpotts o-O

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 3 года назад +5

      Such an original post haha, I haven't read it 500 times already elsewhere on the Internet.

    • @s_369
      @s_369 3 года назад +8

      @@NIHIL_EGO I have seen more comments complaining about originality than actual stolen comments

    • @christowers7307
      @christowers7307 3 года назад

      I love that you said a instead of an.
      A asparagus just has a vibe

  • @someperson3883
    @someperson3883 8 месяцев назад +1

    1. Aires, A line
    2. Taurus, Butterfly
    3. Gemini. A sideways U
    4. Cancer, Upside down Y
    5. Leo, Coathanger
    6. Virgo, Goalposts
    7. Libra, House
    8. Scorpius, Upsidedown Broom
    9. Sagittarius, WTF
    10. Capricious, Triangle
    11. Aquarius, Dress
    12. Pisces, Another triangle

  • @TRPD-hb3ui
    @TRPD-hb3ui 3 года назад +262

    For my whole life I thought horoscopes and zodiac signs were supposed to be a fun little trick to show to and have fun with your friends, I didn't know some people actually took them seriously 🤣

    • @Thomas31392
      @Thomas31392 3 года назад +47

      found the fucking triangle

    • @TahoeOG_
      @TahoeOG_ 3 года назад +39

      @It's Fait don’t tell me you believe in that shit 🤣🤣

    • @Jordan-dr3wo
      @Jordan-dr3wo 3 года назад +38

      @It's Fait the stars aren't gonna fuck you, dude

    • @Jonlyboy
      @Jonlyboy 3 года назад +21

      @It's Fait ohh I'm sorry are you a CANCER patient? No ohhh you must me a Virgo *cough* I mean Virgin *cough* then. They obviously thought it was a joke because WHO THE F*CK WOULD ACTUALLY BELIEVE STUFF LIKE THIS?! and if you believe this there is actually a thing where if your Horoscope is right you are more likely to remember it then if it was wrong. I mean come on mate it's a funny video and this is a funny comment. I mean seriously what are you 12?

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 3 года назад +22

      @It's Fait bit hypocritical of u to say that
      If people wanna believe that zodiac signs are bullshit then let them
      So it is people like u who ruin society

  • @Kalebpro12
    @Kalebpro12 3 года назад +230

    I love how advertisers don't care about his crude humor. That's rare.

    • @soyavocado
      @soyavocado 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for your wisdom squidward

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 года назад +6

      It's not THAT rare, though
      It's just that getting scared of them and censoring your content attracts the wrong advertisers. Hence, the solution is for everyone to be as offensive as possible to starve those fuckers who scare content creators.

    • @Kalebpro12
      @Kalebpro12 3 года назад +2

      @@BierBart12 Makes sense

    • @Kalebpro12
      @Kalebpro12 3 года назад +2

      @@soyavocado No problem lol

  • @fortnitehorchataburger
    @fortnitehorchataburger 3 года назад +95

    if you ever feel stupid, just remember some people think the month they’re born in affects your personality

    • @aeg9322
      @aeg9322 3 года назад +10

      “ i can be an asshole cuz i’m a cancer”

    • @HayaTheHater
      @HayaTheHater 3 года назад

      what is for June?

    • @fortnitehorchataburger
      @fortnitehorchataburger 3 года назад +1

      @@HayaTheHater who cares

    • @HayaTheHater
      @HayaTheHater 3 года назад

      @@fortnitehorchataburger im just asking bruh

    • @riin4363
      @riin4363 3 года назад

      @@HayaTheHater if you mean what zodiac sign for June is then it's cancer and gemini (depends on the date)

  • @ibtastico
    @ibtastico 3 года назад +1

    1. Cross-section of a man's arm scratching his armpit
    2. Slingshot
    3. Bombshell
    4. Drawn-and-quartered stickman
    5. Robotic bird wing
    6. Opened milk bottle
    7. 5 year old's drawing of a house
    8. Opened umbrella
    9. A stickman after visiting Chernobyl
    10. The fucking illuminati
    11. A leaping dress
    12. A very thin snake with a human head

  • @LilGabbie
    @LilGabbie 3 года назад +172

    Finally, after all these years, I can finally be what I always wanted to be
    A duck.

    • @mysticfox7271
      @mysticfox7271 3 года назад +2

      Me too! I'm also a duck hehe

    • @LilGabbie
      @LilGabbie 3 года назад +2

      @@mysticfox7271 nice! If we get enough ducks in this reply section we can quite literally make a duck army!

    • @gretchenlewis9610
      @gretchenlewis9610 3 года назад +1

      duck gang

    • @yetti399
      @yetti399 3 года назад +1

      I seen coat hanger

    • @zoggolini
      @zoggolini 3 года назад +1

      Duck here aswell

  • @jam9484
    @jam9484 3 года назад +134

    GradeA be like: sorry I haven’t uploaded in a year I’m such a fucking triangle 😝😂🙏🏻

    • @Pepsi_ManOfficial
      @Pepsi_ManOfficial 3 года назад +5

      im a triangle...... with legs ⚠️ 😏. 🦵🦵

  • @krishnasahay2
    @krishnasahay2 3 года назад +577

    Premium content

  • @ah-du2gf
    @ah-du2gf 3 года назад +1

    1.) Scooter
    2.) Frogger
    3.) Very sad horse head
    4.) Herpes
    5.) Mini Vaccum
    6.) Stick bug
    7.) Ever-flowing volcano of death
    8.) Tapeworm flower
    9.) Craig
    10.) Dorito
    11.) Y.M.C.A
    12.) WTF
    I've had 8 edibles

  • @aayanchoudhury7484
    @aayanchoudhury7484 3 года назад +139

    Girl : "I'm a Gemini♊, what's yours?"
    Me : "I'm a the tampon"

  • @aesthyi
    @aesthyi 3 года назад +84

    He has no idea how happy I felt to see this notification

  • @MrIDGAF
    @MrIDGAF 3 года назад +122

    GradeAUnderA is like the eminem of RUclips. When no expects him, he suddenly returns and everyone watches the shit out of his videos

    • @Slopmuncher
      @Slopmuncher 3 года назад +2

      200k views ‘’everybody’s watching the shit out of his videos’’

    • @MrIDGAF
      @MrIDGAF 3 года назад +8

      @@Slopmuncher Buddy it’s only been 2 hours 😂

    • @mateuszosowski7786
      @mateuszosowski7786 3 года назад

      But grade isn't shit lately really ever

    • @Slopmuncher
      @Slopmuncher 3 года назад

      @@mateuszosowski7786 His last video was kinda gay and boring imo and this new one features an ad as bout 80% of the video

    • @mateuszosowski7786
      @mateuszosowski7786 3 года назад

      @@Slopmuncher his trading tho making up new stuff I still love how he depicts his fans as a child with his voice and shitty always gives me a chuckle

  • @lemonade7924
    @lemonade7924 3 года назад +1

    Grade, this is the first video of yours I have seen since the 8th grade. Now, in have graduated highschool and am attending college. Good to see you back dude :)

  • @TheFirebrillz
    @TheFirebrillz 3 года назад +351

    Aries: Brexit
    Taurus: Headless Ballerina
    Gemini: Test Tube
    Cancer: Tuning Fork
    Leo: Mallard
    Virgo: Headless Skydiver
    Libra: Chode
    Scorpius: Hosepipe
    Saggitarius: Post-Chernobyl Baby
    Capricorn: Stingray
    Aquarius: Cocktail
    Pisces: Swingball

  • @blakedennis3726
    @blakedennis3726 3 года назад +128

    We aren’t going to talk about how many of us stayed subscribed after he left RUclips for like 5 years then came back and then left again and now is back

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 3 года назад +9

      No, because that happens literally every time he uploads.

    • @theMadMarsz
      @theMadMarsz 3 года назад +2

      That is why we subscribed .. this is the culture over here and we must live with it 😭

  • @thebaldcat6708
    @thebaldcat6708 3 года назад +197

    Astrologists be like
    “Oh sorry I hit you with my car I’m a Spongebob”

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 3 года назад +11

      I'm so happy that I'm a SpongeBob

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 года назад +3

      LMAOOO

    • @supersonic694
      @supersonic694 3 года назад +4

      spongebob did an astrology short once

  • @pingupungo3365
    @pingupungo3365 2 года назад +1

    1. Waluigi
    2. Winning man
    3. Toast
    4. Crocodile
    5. Swan
    6. Snail
    7. D*ck
    8. Broom
    9. Virus
    10. Panties
    11. Slide
    12. Stonks

  • @marcus6332
    @marcus6332 3 года назад +45

    As a kid, I used to be so confused by constellations and why I couldn’t see all the signs in those star patterns. I really thought I was missing something.

  • @sammy8096
    @sammy8096 3 года назад +135

    *astrology exists*
    13 year olds on tiktok: “i’m interested...”

    • @robloxplayer6298
      @robloxplayer6298 3 года назад +1

      Ok gae

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +16

      @@robloxplayer6298 im disappointed in humanity

    • @noa5429
      @noa5429 3 года назад +3

      @@robloxplayer6298 ok stfu

  • @reeiofsunshinee
    @reeiofsunshinee 3 года назад +252

    when zodiac obsessed people get the slightest bit sad they say "it's because I'm a cancer. :("

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. 3 года назад +24

      No trisha you're just on your period it's called biology

    • @ponponpompon
      @ponponpompon 3 года назад +5

      @@Alonzi. biology, not astrology

    • @LetsPlayKenny
      @LetsPlayKenny 3 года назад +4

      That doesn't make any sense, i'm a cancer and i'm barely ever sad.

    • @ponponpompon
      @ponponpompon 3 года назад

      @@LetsPlayKenny they have moodswings

    • @LetsPlayKenny
      @LetsPlayKenny 3 года назад +3

      @@ponponpompon we all have moodswings

  • @capitancuba1
    @capitancuba1 3 года назад +1

    1. fishing rod
    2. slingshot
    3. floppy weiner
    4. Bop It!
    5. duck
    6. swiffer
    7. kite
    8. flower
    9. ebola
    10.a fucking triangle
    11.butterfly net
    12.nut cracker