Zodiac Constellations Are Stupid (+ I Hate My Phone)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
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    The zodiac constellations are stupid. Sooooo stupid. Everyone's thought it, literally noone disagrees, yet we still have these stupid things. Well enough right, cus in this video, we will finally make new ones that make sense! :D
    Also, quick lil extra bit about how my phone is crack, and it is a black hole for my productivity, and I need to realise the toxic relationship I have with that thing, fr. Phone stays away, n videos get made. I love my smartphone and I hate it a the same time.
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @666sparton666
    @666sparton666 3 года назад +5091

    Grade is like that drunk dad that comes around every now and again but the child is always excited to see him

    • @Viciousnutdrinker
      @Viciousnutdrinker 3 года назад +62

      Very accurate

    • @hmwh4t
      @hmwh4t 3 года назад +196

      Drunk uncle* Trust me you ain’t wanna have a drunk dad

    • @reet7060
      @reet7060 3 года назад +96

      @@hmwh4t goddamn that was depressing

    • @Drew-it7or
      @Drew-it7or 3 года назад +7

      Perfect analogy

    • @LxrdBreezy00
      @LxrdBreezy00 3 года назад +58

      @@hmwh4t def uncle. everyone likes the cool drunk uncle

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 3 года назад +4819

    Grade: That's not a lion, it's a duck!
    Nah bro, it's a coat hanger.

  • @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830
    @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830 2 года назад +646

    1 Aries, the spider leg.
    2 Taurus, the chromosone.
    3 Gemini, the wolf snout
    4 Cancer, the Y
    5 Leo, the hand holding a knife.
    6 Virgo, grass.
    7 Libra, the kite.
    8 Scorpius, the dandelion
    9 Sagittarius, the roaring dinosaur.
    10 Capricornus, the face mask.
    11 Aquarius, the sewered tongue.
    12 Pisces, the upside down mountain

    • @YMath806
      @YMath806 2 года назад +24

      1:34 And a partrige in a pear tree

    • @thorlesko5105
      @thorlesko5105 2 года назад +3

      These are good rap lyrics

    • @ChaseTOM4
      @ChaseTOM4 Год назад +7

      Ah yes the *Y*

    • @papacheese8962
      @papacheese8962 Год назад +3

      How did you see Leo like that

    • @SCP-11037
      @SCP-11037 Год назад +1

      Scorpius????

  • @07gm
    @07gm 2 года назад +632

    "oh hey, what is your zodiac sign?"
    me: ....
    fucking line

    • @IsaCore2091
      @IsaCore2091 2 года назад +24

      :0 oh really?! Mines Sperm!

    • @vinnie232
      @vinnie232 2 года назад +7

      @@IsaCore2091 wow, mine as well!

    • @redacculous
      @redacculous 2 года назад +3

      @@IsaCore2091 Same lmao

    • @longsalad5334
      @longsalad5334 2 года назад +3

      Fucking triangle

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 2 года назад +8

      nice, mine's a chromosome

  • @noahhamid8248
    @noahhamid8248 3 года назад +6239

    Emily: “i’m a sagittarius, what’s your sign?”
    Grade: *im a fucking triangle*

    • @tatuvarvemaa5314
      @tatuvarvemaa5314 3 года назад +133

      *From across the room* : My man! Im a pyramid with legs, we’re brothers!

    • @wiccapyre
      @wiccapyre 3 года назад +58

      "No it's the cock, mate. 🤣😂"

    • @watermelon1680
      @watermelon1680 3 года назад +42

      I'M A SPONGEBOB!

    • @SC2TCT
      @SC2TCT 3 года назад +32

      Im a triangle with legs. Ill count that as a win... I guess?

    • @iciclethehybrid
      @iciclethehybrid 3 года назад +29

      Bro I'm still just a centuar shooting a bow and arrow, I see this as an absolute win!

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 3 года назад +10849

    Even after all these years, this man still hasn't upgraded his microphone, and I couldn't be happier.

  • @TenshiNakano
    @TenshiNakano 2 года назад +63

    Friend: "I'm a scorpio!"
    Me: "Ehem, don't you mean... HYDRA MONSTER?"

  • @emilyh9670
    @emilyh9670 2 месяца назад +2

    1) Pixar lamp
    2) Someone going in for a one handed cartwheel
    3) Horse with a very long nose
    4) Beach chair
    5) Swan
    6) A mii flying towards you in wii sports resort skydiving
    7) Jellyfish
    8) Feather duster from beauty and the beast doing a tango drop (lumière partnering is in the background I assume)
    9) Yogi with dinosaur spikes on one arm
    10) Cyprus
    11) Guitar with a snapped neck
    12) Two tulips

  • @poakssa
    @poakssa 3 года назад +605

    You know that your channel is valuable when you stop uploading for 2 years and still get a sponsor when you decide to come back.

    • @Z3NZ0
      @Z3NZ0 3 года назад +7

      Lmao yes 😂

    • @Eliwood407
      @Eliwood407 3 года назад +7

      Let's be real, Raycon sponsors anyone. It's a low bar

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 3 года назад +9

      @@Eliwood407 I thought raid shadow legends was.

    • @Eliwood407
      @Eliwood407 3 года назад

      @@theghosttm8245 here are a number of advertisers that are just like- if not worse than RAID. It's just that RAID is so annoying like a head-on commercial. I respect the grind and do not blame any youtuber for taking those adds, but it doesn't make the product good! Of course everyone their own tastes!

    • @gavrilopetkovic7054
      @gavrilopetkovic7054 3 года назад

      @@Eliwood407 ummm, where's the list?

  • @BillyButBetter
    @BillyButBetter 3 года назад +7818

    Today I found out my zodiac sign is Tampon 🎊

  • @somebody6246
    @somebody6246 2 года назад +167

    Sorry Grade, but the 16 year old e-girls will never let Zodiac signs die.

    • @riptide3171
      @riptide3171 Год назад

      Nigga most women believe in zodiac signs, do e girls even exist at this point, I ain't sure no more

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Год назад +3

      😭

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Год назад +2

      Does that mean they'll be the ones to catch the Zodiac Killer?

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Год назад +1

      @Jascha Bull you mean, the one to keep him alive?

    • @LostProxyNevermore
      @LostProxyNevermore Год назад +1

      Or you know? Ppl who just believe in astrology- we exist-

  • @RightBoyKA-POW
    @RightBoyKA-POW 2 года назад +48

    3:29 That mouth animation was actually really good! I hope Grade does more of that mouth animation in future videos.

  • @emptytrashben2375
    @emptytrashben2375 3 года назад +588

    I’m ok with grade getting paid to promote things, cuz he sure as heck ain’t getting monetized.

    • @MatthewsStopMotions
      @MatthewsStopMotions 3 года назад +1

      Poor bloke

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 3 года назад +7

      He basically begs to be demonitized, lol

    • @LegendFromWoW
      @LegendFromWoW 3 года назад +14

      Yeah also he gives good reasons for what he’s promoting instead of just reading some generic script written by a PR team.

    • @emptytrashben2375
      @emptytrashben2375 3 года назад +5

      @@LegendFromWoW
      “Ray-con earbuds can play music, cook, and even give a bl0owjob, mate.”

  • @JalynCommentary
    @JalynCommentary 3 года назад +3089

    It’s like he never left

    • @shanigale
      @shanigale 3 года назад +5

      Bow before me mortal

    • @Gone12093
      @Gone12093 3 года назад +33

      Shouldn’t you be on Twitter “debunking” all the criticism your receiving?

    • @getgreekd5452
      @getgreekd5452 3 года назад +6

      @@Gone12093 what's he getting shit for?

    • @Gone12093
      @Gone12093 3 года назад

      @@getgreekd5452 check his twitter

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 3 года назад

      @@Gone12093 "account suspended"

  • @AIIuminium
    @AIIuminium Год назад +10

    6:11 thanks for leaving my constellation (Half-Horse Half-Man Shooting a Bow and an Arrow) intact, it's the coolest

    • @Russking23
      @Russking23 5 месяцев назад +1

      Omg we share a sign. IT Must be the universe telling US to Fukk in a pimped out Honda civic

    • @AIIuminium
      @AIIuminium 5 месяцев назад

      @@Russking23 Unfortunately i do not fuk

  • @sillyollie2727
    @sillyollie2727 Год назад +2

    1. Broken arm form baseball
    2. A stick figure hand grabbing a wishbone
    3. End of the belt that your dad whipped you with
    4. the bottom-half of a stick figure
    5. Patrick's home
    6. An angry face
    7. The sharp end of a box cutter
    8. A meat hook attached by 15 strings latched on to a wall
    9. A chemical composition
    10. A bandana
    11. A fishing net
    12. Stalagmites

  • @mordekai_wilde
    @mordekai_wilde 3 года назад +890

    People: noooo you can't neglect your channel for months, then expect to retain your audience when you upload!
    Grade:

    • @DanDaFreakinMan
      @DanDaFreakinMan 3 года назад +21

      "Haha upload go brrrrr!"

    • @Chonts
      @Chonts 3 года назад +2

      @@DanDaFreakinMan lmao
      I'm fucking dying bruh

    • @anonymousdudet6489
      @anonymousdudet6489 3 года назад

      😔😭🤣

    • @potxtoe
      @potxtoe 3 года назад

      Grade used to average 6x more views. Still impressive numbers though, 1/6 of his old average views per vid even after many hiatuses.

  • @carcinoVantas
    @carcinoVantas 3 года назад +813

    Plot twist: GradeA has the best microphone on the market, it's just his voice.

    • @wiebemartens1030
      @wiebemartens1030 3 года назад +19

      I support this idea wholeheartedly

    • @mysticmoth1111
      @mysticmoth1111 3 года назад +15

      It is his voice. In a previous video he mentions he puts on the voice to make it easier to understand him because of his accent.
      I don't know which one though, sorry.

    • @Always5onKobe.
      @Always5onKobe. 3 года назад +3

      @@mysticmoth1111 No we all know that, but he means the quality of his voice lmao

    • @mysticmoth1111
      @mysticmoth1111 3 года назад +4

      @@Always5onKobe. Ohhhh! Lol. I just tell myself it's his voice 😂

  • @brizzlewolf8437
    @brizzlewolf8437 5 месяцев назад +2

    1. Casting fishing line
    2. Chromosome
    3. Snake
    4. Slingshot
    5. Deformed coat hanger
    6. Upside down Pi
    7. Child's house doodle
    8. Worm watching a flower on a windy day
    9. Inverted chalk outline
    10. Bandana
    11. Bending flagpole with flag
    12. Geometry Dash

  • @multifand0mcha0s97
    @multifand0mcha0s97 2 года назад +2

    1) A box
    2) An hourglass
    3) A skyscraper
    4) A peace sign
    5) A duck
    6) A cube
    7) 2 story house
    8) Firework
    9) Some person dancing
    10) A fox's face
    11) A slide
    12) A dorito

  • @Itslukegg
    @Itslukegg 3 года назад +2775

    i love how the quality is 480p

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 3 года назад +83

      There’s not even a problem with that

    • @nathen9257
      @nathen9257 3 года назад +101

      @@BigBoris I would be watching if it was just audio

    • @xd4isy
      @xd4isy 3 года назад +46

      it fits his videos lol

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 3 года назад +12

      Looks fine tho

    • @doomsmith4740
      @doomsmith4740 3 года назад +12

      Wait whats wrong with that? I watch everything on youtube at 480p

  • @siranthonycecilhogmanaymel7157
    @siranthonycecilhogmanaymel7157 3 года назад +587

    I feel like I’ve got an unhealthy relationship with Grade. He could leave me for a year but I’ll still always come back to him.

    • @mhmdbilani
      @mhmdbilani 3 года назад +15

      We love the abuse...💔

    • @mizta6819
      @mizta6819 3 года назад +9

      3 years*

    • @game__changer1515
      @game__changer1515 3 года назад +9

      I see a restraining order in your future, I saw it written on the astronomical tampon.

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 3 года назад +3

      Probably a Sagittarius.

  • @braddotson3429
    @braddotson3429 5 месяцев назад +2

    1.Fishhook
    2.Water skimmer bug
    3.Vase
    4.Volcano
    5.Duck
    6.Falling Man
    7. Birds eye view of a skyscraper
    8.Flower
    9.Creepy Tree
    10.Panties
    11.Deflated Balloon
    12.Inflated Balloon

  • @masterhand6263
    @masterhand6263 2 года назад +8

    Aries: ass cheeks
    Taurus: Gymnastics shit idk
    Gemini: a focking dong
    Cancer: Skinny ass twig
    Leo: those animal skulls that you see in deserts in the movies
    Virgo: someone fucking dying. Either drunk as shit or got shot
    Libra: a pencil
    Scorpius: broken umbrella
    Sagittarius: osteoporosis
    Capricornus: Dorito Chip
    Aquarius: some type of flag
    Pisces: large ass mountain but if the world was flipped upside down

  • @Oxidize
    @Oxidize 3 года назад +6352

    Girls these days be asking me what my sign is before asking me what my name is

    • @Greg-uy6pu
      @Greg-uy6pu 3 года назад +120

      ok, oxidize

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +18

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear ox

    • @MarkSalesman
      @MarkSalesman 3 года назад +7

      😔✊

    • @KakashiH318
      @KakashiH318 3 года назад +13

      Damn that sucks bro 😔

    • @quinn.0
      @quinn.0 3 года назад +241

      @@AxxLAfriku your vids are bad, 0/10

  • @AerialSong
    @AerialSong 3 года назад +1209

    I love how his art style is so simple, his video can be 480p and no one notices

    • @fiarubold
      @fiarubold 3 года назад +27

      It's better in 480p

    • @nathaniel9368
      @nathaniel9368 3 года назад +39

      It was in 480 for me and I really didn't notice 😂

    • @screayx
      @screayx 3 года назад +20

      Holy fucking shit, i actually didnt notice

    • @BlooGremlin
      @BlooGremlin 3 года назад +8

      Well now I've noticed, thanks

    • @bruhbwoi3618
      @bruhbwoi3618 3 года назад +1

      I didn't even fockin notice!!

  • @KingOhmni
    @KingOhmni 2 года назад +4

    Grade you spoil us with this nirvarna of content. I mean, 2 videos in one year. Dayum son. Bringing his A game.

  • @jad3415
    @jad3415 2 года назад +3

    @5:25 who else thought he was going to say clothes hanger? LOL
    (edit) Heeeeeeey! I got the sperm right! LOL

  • @star5736
    @star5736 3 года назад +406

    "Making sure I don't vanish again" thank you raycons for helping this man

    • @technoultimategaming2999
      @technoultimategaming2999 3 года назад +2


      Same, he's unironically a Grade sponsor

    • @sex_therapist
      @sex_therapist 3 года назад +3

      raycons sound quality is actually shit

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 3 года назад

      @@sex_therapist For real?

    • @clawwer4404
      @clawwer4404 3 года назад +2

      @@JimmyBoy9878 if you like "base" they are decent.. They just decided base="good" so it sounds pretty crappy. Not good headphones for value but could be worse I guess..

    • @TheRealCake
      @TheRealCake 3 года назад +1

      @́ bro don’t, they are pure trash

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +2463

    Some people completely believe the gravitational pull of stars of birth would determine their personality permanently.

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 года назад +198

      Thing is, all the constellations probably apply to you in some sense. I'm a cancer, and I fill out some qualities there, but i fill out a lot of qualities for gemini too! Like it's uncanny! I think it's purposefully vague so that you buy the whole horoscope bullshit.

    • @LoonyHalfBlood
      @LoonyHalfBlood 3 года назад +7

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond Do you know your big 3? You might have gemini in there!

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 года назад +62

      @@LoonyHalfBlood the fuck does that mean?
      No but for real, what's the big 3?

    • @_lemonade_4841
      @_lemonade_4841 3 года назад +19

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond there's like different kinds of signs, moon, sun, rising, venus, mars there's more idfk which are the big 3

    • @junior214223
      @junior214223 3 года назад +96

      omg! that's such a capricorn thing to say.

  • @technik6744
    @technik6744 2 года назад +4

    I got an ad for a stupid "what's your personality and job your gonna get from your star sign" app on this video.
    I have a question for god: WHYYYY!!

  • @jaypolas4136
    @jaypolas4136 2 года назад +6

    1) L upside down
    2) X
    3) U with extended lines on each ends (intense sweating)
    4) Y upside down
    5) Duck
    6) spider
    7) Lovely cozy house
    8) Crab hand thing
    9) Deer
    10) Elevator arrow down
    11) Wind things at airports and on highways: red white stripes.
    12) checkmark, or a bird beak

  • @costisgoufas6599
    @costisgoufas6599 3 года назад +392

    We all went our ways for a while, and now we’re all reunited in grades comment section

  • @FrostFangzz
    @FrostFangzz 3 года назад +449

    raycon doing gods work by making sure grade doesnt disappear for the 800th time

  • @evanb1315
    @evanb1315 2 года назад +40

    My answers:
    Cancer: Bottom of Stick Figure
    Taurus: Letter K
    Gemini: A dick
    Aries: A steep hill
    Leo: Upside down umbrella
    Virgo: Antennas of a crab
    Libra: House without floor
    Scorpio: Hose shooting water
    Sagittarius: Half man half horse shooting a bow and arrow
    Capricorn: Triangle
    Aquarius: Bird without legs
    Pices: letter V
    Edit: 4/12 I did surprisingly well!

    • @purpgio
      @purpgio Год назад

      Crabs have antennae ?

  • @UltimateTheZekrom
    @UltimateTheZekrom 2 года назад +5

    Aries - a boomerang
    Taurus - a slingshot
    Gemini - that one instrument, uhhh a lyre?
    Cancer - a stick
    Leo - a leaf? maybe a bird..
    Virgo - upside down stick bug
    Libra - a house a kid drew
    Scorpio - uhhh a whip?
    Sagittarius - AW HELL YEAH im mewtwo
    Capricorn - a beard or a 'haha funny reddit' downvote
    Aquarius - a net?
    Pisces - uhhhhhhhhh something to stab people with

  • @IgN5P
    @IgN5P 3 года назад +436

    "I'm a sperm"
    "Oh, really? I'm a tampon! Who'd knew we're sooo compatible."

    • @ironicivan4928
      @ironicivan4928 3 года назад +3

      😳

    • @raphaelino2396
      @raphaelino2396 3 года назад +18

      thats why we need these as the new zodiac signs. I couldnt wait for these conversations

    • @billklatsch5058
      @billklatsch5058 3 года назад +3

      coat hanger joins the conversation casually...

    • @watermelon1680
      @watermelon1680 3 года назад

      I don't get the whole "compatibility" thing.
      Like bi***, just because you were born in January does not make you automatically incompatible with a person born is September.
      Also, no "woooosh" things. I get the joke.

  • @elnino8522
    @elnino8522 3 года назад +279

    These videos are literally just a presentation of his shower thoughts.

  • @ibtastico
    @ibtastico 2 года назад +1

    1. Cross-section of a man's arm scratching his armpit
    2. Slingshot
    3. Bombshell
    4. Drawn-and-quartered stickman
    5. Robotic bird wing
    6. Opened milk bottle
    7. 5 year old's drawing of a house
    8. Opened umbrella
    9. A stickman after visiting Chernobyl
    10. The fucking illuminati
    11. A leaping dress
    12. A very thin snake with a human head

  • @NoxProtoFox
    @NoxProtoFox 3 года назад +1

    1. Maybe a worn out boomerang
    2. A dress..? I guess (hah rhymes)
    3. A test tube
    4. A dousing Rod or slingshot
    5. Clearly an iron for wrinkled clothes XD
    6. Turn it upside down it's literally pi
    7. Ayyy it's my star sign, hmm it looks like a kite tbh
    8. This one looks cool, maybe a whip
    9. Literally a headless stick figure
    10. Wait.. this is more of a boomerang
    11. A butterfly net..?
    12. Ok no this is the boomerang
    Ok Done!

  • @EnchantedMantis
    @EnchantedMantis 3 года назад +864

    Girls break a vase and be like: “omg I’m such a Spongebob lol”

    • @randomhuman7948
      @randomhuman7948 3 года назад +11

      Ugh, I'm such an asparagus 🙄👋

    • @fancypants9558
      @fancypants9558 3 года назад +4

      Made me laugh like a duck!

    • @MageMinionsOP
      @MageMinionsOP 3 года назад +4

      Girl: these are so fake omg
      Same girl: ugly laughs
      Same girl: oh no...

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 3 года назад +1

      @́ Mine's too, but it's better than a tampon.

    • @NateScan
      @NateScan 3 года назад +1

      Ok

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 3 года назад +2203

    I've literally had this headcanon for years.

  • @SatireDepartment
    @SatireDepartment 3 года назад +1

    1. Spider leg
    2. K
    3. A gun
    4. A stick
    5. A clothing hanger
    6. A decapitated stick man falling
    7. A
    8. A bent broom
    9. I think I cracked my screen
    10. A bowl
    11. A wingless hummingbird
    12. V

  • @PerfectionReincarnated
    @PerfectionReincarnated Год назад +1

    1. Leg
    2. Spider
    3. Mouth
    4. Claw
    5. Duck
    6. Dog
    7. Uppercase A
    8. Broomstick
    9. A crack
    10. Boomerang
    11. Someone holding a small Rucksack
    12. A dog with no limbs

  • @AngeryRedPanda
    @AngeryRedPanda 3 года назад +140

    Leo Constellation: Lion
    My answer: Swan
    Grade's answer: Duck
    The Image: Goose

  • @moffrow543
    @moffrow543 3 года назад +595

    "Look, I swear I didnt know she wasn't 18, its because I'm a libra"

    • @Cameron-vr9ed
      @Cameron-vr9ed 3 года назад +57

      I just shot up a school, I’m such an Aries 🤪

    • @ZrVll
      @ZrVll 3 года назад +34

      Pushed my nan down the stairs, I’m such a Capricorn

    • @cheems2739
      @cheems2739 3 года назад

      Hey, im an Libra

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 3 года назад +27

      I just ran over a kid in the middle of a highway, I'm suck a Taurus

    • @bigidiot1400
      @bigidiot1400 3 года назад

      Yay me too

  • @SOTFofficial_game
    @SOTFofficial_game 3 года назад +3

    "making sure i dont vanish again" *vanishes again*

  • @adelaideautowashes
    @adelaideautowashes 3 года назад

    1 - A line.
    2 - A glass crack.
    3 - The mariana trench on an angle.
    4 - A decapitated stick figure with amputated arms.
    5 - A very large shoe out of proportion to someone's leg.
    6 - An upside down and heavily damaged table.
    7 - The tip of a minecraft sword, or a poorly drawn sword.
    8 - No idea..
    9 - A baby's first drawing.
    10 - A bandana over someone's mouth.
    11 - A bent piece of sheet metal.
    12 - A country on a map.

  • @ultima6892
    @ultima6892 3 года назад +539

    This year has sucked and Grade has brought some laughter back into the world. What a guy. 💙

    • @zodiakenreta
      @zodiakenreta 3 года назад +2

      yeah like this year a geometry dash god died in march 30th
      who’s known as michigun

    • @terrormilk384
      @terrormilk384 3 года назад

      Oh, this year is only starting to suck

    • @buklau8755
      @buklau8755 3 года назад +2

      What?, We're in March still.

    • @xylophone3764
      @xylophone3764 3 года назад +1

      He’ll be gone in a month 🤦🏻🤦🏻

    • @alankusparmakov9330
      @alankusparmakov9330 3 года назад

      we live in a year 🤬

  • @Fizz134
    @Fizz134 3 года назад +989

    “You’ve been charged with murder, arson, and breaking and entering.”
    Some girl: ThAtS jUsT mE bEiNg ArIes!!11

    • @flowerthencrranger3854
      @flowerthencrranger3854 3 года назад +14

      “I forgot the part where I was supposed to care”
      -Edgy Bully Maguire

    • @idonthaveagoddamnname2623
      @idonthaveagoddamnname2623 3 года назад +1

      @@flowerthencrranger3854 “Now take on this”

    • @julie-18
      @julie-18 3 года назад +14

      *OoOp sorRy JusT mY ScoRpiO ShOwinG skskksks*

    • @Snarethedrummer
      @Snarethedrummer 3 года назад +2

      Plot twist: murder, arson, and B&E are actually peak Aries

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 3 года назад

      @@flowerthencrranger3854 I missed the part where that's my problem

  • @islandsland
    @islandsland Месяц назад

    1. Line
    2. The terrible variable that is always lost in math class
    3. Bus tailpipe
    4. Claw machine claw
    5. Cloths hangar
    6. Unhappy face
    7. 3rd grader house
    8. Stickman hand
    9. A lot of peoples phone screens
    10. Triangle
    11. Flag
    12. V

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 Год назад

    1. A fishing pole
    2. A chair
    3. A cup
    4. A tree branch
    5. A clothes hanger
    6. Idfk, man
    7. A house
    8. A broken rake
    9. Idfk again
    10. A dorito
    11. A car seat
    12. A broken bubble blower

  • @AmnesiaSilence
    @AmnesiaSilence 3 года назад +691

    leo is literally just a broken coathanger

    • @narutofan4545
      @narutofan4545 2 года назад +3

      Describes them

    • @foxtra_rtr3436
      @foxtra_rtr3436 2 года назад +9

      @@narutofan4545 I don’t believe in zodiacs and I know zodiacs see us “Leo’s” as a holes but we all arnt lol no need to be mean man

    • @bigbruh3153
      @bigbruh3153 2 года назад +13

      @@foxtra_rtr3436 probably because we don't believe people's traits depend on what month they were born

    • @pruthweeshasalian3688
      @pruthweeshasalian3688 2 года назад +1

      or a clothes iron.

    • @foxtra_rtr3436
      @foxtra_rtr3436 2 года назад +2

      @@bigbruh3153 exactly

  • @thepoopenfarter
    @thepoopenfarter 3 года назад +2395

    Crazy to see Grade A uploading again within a year...

  • @jlight779
    @jlight779 Месяц назад

    His comeback is the best comeback in the hole of RUclips

  • @Lottistari
    @Lottistari 2 года назад

    1. A line
    2. A room
    3. A bedsheet
    4. A frying pan
    5. An ironing board
    6. A shopping cart
    7. A smoothie
    8. A rake
    9. A disfigured man
    10. Women’s underwear
    11. A sock puppet
    12. A handkerchief

  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt 3 года назад +1836

    LOL I don't know why but my favourite was "a f*cking line!" 😂

    • @mse5842
      @mse5842 3 года назад +14

      Whatchu think it'be? Cool aas sword and expensive armor set constellation?

    • @Hakumai_o7
      @Hakumai_o7 3 года назад +21

      Yo funny seeing you here Noble One lmao

    • @theenigma6160
      @theenigma6160 3 года назад +19

      METATRON?!
      Well, it makes sense, both Grade and Meta are (were?) teachers.
      BUT STILL.
      METATRON?!
      *YOU'RE HERE TOO?!*

    • @alanmechling9822
      @alanmechling9822 3 года назад +7

      ...No -fucking- no! There is no way that you actually left a comment on this video, from this channel, of all things! I've been subscribed for years and would never have guessed that the Sword-swinging, Multi-linguistic, World History Buff himself would watch and enjoy GradeAUnderA. No way in Hell!
      Ps: It's nice to see you, but I'm still surprised all the same.

    • @supersonic694
      @supersonic694 3 года назад

      same

  • @inhle1688
    @inhle1688 3 года назад +640

    i thought i had hallucinated when i saw this on my recommendations

    • @cringe2050
      @cringe2050 3 года назад +9

      Same

    • @imgoth
      @imgoth 3 года назад +7

      A few months ago Bill Wurtz uploaded and I thought the same

  • @vangildermichael1767
    @vangildermichael1767 20 дней назад

    I LOVE your interpretation of those stars. But, jeez, that had to take a long ass time to look at all those star charts and have those thinks. You have WAY more patience than me. cheerio to Grade.

  • @Kasterkk
    @Kasterkk 3 года назад

    1. Obtuse angle
    2. Cockroach
    3. He has a gun.
    4. One of those Y shaped plants I see in my backyard made it to space!
    5. Moby Dick
    6. [Insert Jurassic Park harmonica meme here]
    7. Long triangular prism
    8. Dancing palm tree
    9. My sleep paralysis demon
    10. Galactic triangle
    11. Lady Dimitrescu
    12. Oh no, my immersion!

  • @icecremer
    @icecremer 3 года назад +480

    Taurus: a spider web of a spider high on cocaine.
    Gemini: a tall glass of whiskey.
    Cancer: a half finished game of hangman
    Leo: coat hanger.
    Virgo: the face of a pissed catfish.
    Libra: a kite
    Scorpio: fireworks
    Sagittarius: a guy with arrows in his arm trying to pick something up.
    Capricorn: the smile of a villain in an anime
    Aquarius: slingshot
    Pisces: victory sign

    • @raynathiel8800
      @raynathiel8800 3 года назад +2

      I like your Libra better lol

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 3 года назад

      I’ll take the creepy smile

    • @hidoshi1994
      @hidoshi1994 3 года назад +1

      bro I died on capricorn lmao

    • @zenith7949
      @zenith7949 3 года назад +2

      Glad I’m not the only one who thought Leo looks like a coat hanger

    • @stopit6229
      @stopit6229 3 года назад +5

      U forgot Aries lol

  • @girthehuman7853
    @girthehuman7853 3 года назад +268

    I beg of you, don’t disappear again. PLEASE!

    • @moneybear5192
      @moneybear5192 3 года назад +2

      id think he will After he just uploaded like after 2 week

    • @yoboijerry5519
      @yoboijerry5519 3 года назад

      Jesus loves you guys he laid his life down for us and all he wants is our hearts , follow him !

    • @shwaz8489
      @shwaz8489 3 года назад

      He randomly exists and disappears

    • @moneybear5192
      @moneybear5192 3 года назад

      @@shwaz8489 yup

  • @Cenn_Devel
    @Cenn_Devel Год назад

    1:26:
    1- Eastern part of the Floridan border.
    2- An X
    3- A beer glass rotated a lot
    4- A Y rotated a lot
    5- I dunno that looks like an upside down boat with a stick on it's underside
    6- Like a safety vest or something 🦺
    7- The bottom part of a pencil
    8- I dunno that just looks like a stick with something attached to it
    9- A complicated mess
    10- A face mask but with pointy bits
    11- I don't know what it's called you lay on it at the beach under a beach umbrella or something
    12- A pointy bit

  • @someperson3883
    @someperson3883 3 месяца назад +1

    1. Aires, A line
    2. Taurus, Butterfly
    3. Gemini. A sideways U
    4. Cancer, Upside down Y
    5. Leo, Coathanger
    6. Virgo, Goalposts
    7. Libra, House
    8. Scorpius, Upsidedown Broom
    9. Sagittarius, WTF
    10. Capricious, Triangle
    11. Aquarius, Dress
    12. Pisces, Another triangle

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 3 года назад +1247

    outro went hard bro 👀

    • @b2agy930
      @b2agy930 3 года назад +2

      Thank you

    • @Jamie-kv9eg
      @Jamie-kv9eg 3 года назад +30

      old one was better

    • @justintime112
      @justintime112 3 года назад +6

      i really didnt expect it tbh

    • @chancylvania
      @chancylvania 3 года назад +53

      @@Jamie-kv9eg old one got copy righted

    • @chancylvania
      @chancylvania 3 года назад +9

      @@user-hg1jp1uf7w sure but he didn’t have any choice but to change iy

  • @eray4567
    @eray4567 3 года назад +358

    Honestly, this pandemic was made so much better with Grade's return

  • @ah-du2gf
    @ah-du2gf 2 года назад +1

    1.) Scooter
    2.) Frogger
    3.) Very sad horse head
    4.) Herpes
    5.) Mini Vaccum
    6.) Stick bug
    7.) Ever-flowing volcano of death
    8.) Tapeworm flower
    9.) Craig
    10.) Dorito
    11.) Y.M.C.A
    12.) WTF
    I've had 8 edibles

  • @Pako.V.Kahvinol2745
    @Pako.V.Kahvinol2745 Год назад

    1. Sickle
    2. Chair from top view
    3. Part of a shirt
    4. Unfinished stick figure
    5. Buffalo skull
    6. Another unfinished stick figure
    7. Drawing of a house
    8. Bent up rake
    9. Disabled stick figure
    10. Owl mask
    11. Bent up box
    12. Half a square

  • @aswayalmao
    @aswayalmao 3 года назад +811

    I love how his accent gets stronger every video, soon he’s gonna be a pirate

    • @mistyrain1983
      @mistyrain1983 2 года назад +3

      ikr

    • @joeywomer
      @joeywomer 2 года назад +6

      This made me remember how his voice sounded during his Political Correctness 2019 video.

    • @milkuetea
      @milkuetea 2 года назад +1

      Every video provides an extra boost to his accent

    • @cringelord778
      @cringelord778 Год назад

      666 likes

  • @backupbby2682
    @backupbby2682 3 года назад +275

    Now whenever someone ask me for my sign I can say Spongebob.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 3 года назад +6

      Dat is *such* a SpongeBob thing to say, giiirl! As a Taur--I mean Duck I know whatchu mean!
      ...I'm never doing that again.

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear 3 года назад +1

      This is strangely far better.

    • @daddypma_3348
      @daddypma_3348 3 года назад

      Imma sponge bob too 😃

    • @TheGamerfreak125
      @TheGamerfreak125 3 года назад

      Spongebobs unite!

    • @isaacmendoza5384
      @isaacmendoza5384 3 года назад

      Two words: Amanita Muscaria.

  • @notfair857
    @notfair857 2 года назад

    1: broken rubber band
    2: An asteroid from the game asteroids
    3: U-Bend
    4: Stick figure with no arms or head
    5: Coathanger
    6: Angry face
    7: House
    8: Bull whip
    9: 3-legged stick figure dancing
    10: triangle
    11: Apron
    12: V with a circle at the end

  • @lilzisokatgeography
    @lilzisokatgeography Год назад +2

    as a half horse half man shooting bow n arrow, i thought it was some sort of pulled apart dna 👍

  • @Jidds
    @Jidds 3 года назад +159

    This either goes 2 ways. He’s back for good or will be back in 2 years

    • @manspeej
      @manspeej 3 года назад +2

      I hope it's the 2nd one the next time

    • @getoffmydonglosers
      @getoffmydonglosers 3 года назад

      @@manspeej Because hes saying youre gay

    • @manspeej
      @manspeej 3 года назад +1

      @@getoffmydonglosers ok

    • @TylerDokkan
      @TylerDokkan 3 года назад

      I hope its the first one.

    • @NoName-to5xl
      @NoName-to5xl 3 года назад

      Or...... hes kinda back posting 5 vids a year so raycon gives him cash. I approve of this.

  • @lukaspukas
    @lukaspukas 3 года назад +548

    Grade’s sponsor is the only one I’ll sit through and watch start to finish

  • @zzyxxyzz5442
    @zzyxxyzz5442 2 года назад +1

    1 Scythe
    2 Jumping Man
    3 SpongeBob's Nose
    4 Two-Pronged fork
    5 Seagull's Beak
    6 Anime Girl upskirt
    7 Kite
    8 Backwards Question Mark With Explosive Diarrhoea
    9 Anthropomorphic Dragon
    10 Butterfly
    11 Beach Chair
    12 Valley

  • @crazedaxebutbetter5208
    @crazedaxebutbetter5208 Год назад +1

    Bro the "Capricorn, the stupid half goat half fish mermaid thing" had me dead, especially because it was in an AI voice. I have no idea, AI voices are just funny to me

  • @todorminchev2123
    @todorminchev2123 3 года назад +109

    Aries - That one ikea tool that comes with every furniture
    Taurus - headless diver
    Gemini - used condom
    Cancer - water stick
    Leo - clothing iron
    Virgo - alien from space invasion
    Libra - Jellyfish
    Scorpio - facehugger
    Sagittarius - dino tail reindeer
    Capricorn - fish tail
    Aquarius - one sleeves dress
    Pisces - splited branch
    " Omgg beckyy i am jellyfish and i am definetly compatible with him who is a clothing iron "

    • @kimokarecords2060
      @kimokarecords2060 3 года назад +1

      Haha he actually did it

    • @numinous510
      @numinous510 3 года назад +4

      Some of yours actually line up with what I saw in them
      1) Scythe
      2) Chromosome
      3) Vase
      4) >>> Divining rod > Iron > Raindeer > Outline of the upper body plus one arm of a dancing woman

    • @Anny-me9ny
      @Anny-me9ny 3 года назад +4

      5 is a clothes hanger

    • @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830
      @bsjeprompexfvxfcdxfgdxrgdx5830 2 года назад

      5 is a hand holding a knife

  • @limpwrist3592
    @limpwrist3592 3 года назад +146

    “Omg I’m such a triangle”
    “Triangle with legs, Bethany”

    • @Thesnake1312
      @Thesnake1312 3 года назад +2

      I’m just a triangle

    • @cameroncullen7632
      @cameroncullen7632 3 года назад +1

      @@Thesnake1312 haha f u I got legs with my triangle

    • @Thesnake1312
      @Thesnake1312 3 года назад +1

      @@cameroncullen7632 Yeah, just so much more superior with them legs

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 2 года назад +2

    *1.* Cancer: Scissors
    *2.* Taurus: Volcano erupting
    *3.* Gemini: Leather sack OR a dingus. Either way, very innapropriate and childish stars
    *4.* Aries: An elbow cradling a bottle or a baby, you decide
    *5.* Leo: Dolphin, or a bad guy's naughty shoe as he sneaks somewhere
    *6.* Virgo: The great tree, perhaps Yggdrasil or whatever
    *7.* Libra. House i drew
    *8.* Scorpio. Hand. Very archetypal and epic
    *9.* Sagittarius. Bigass elk with horns! Regal.
    *10.* Capricorn. Underwear.
    *11.* Aqurarius. A guy folding laundry.
    *12.* Pisces. Fishing pole.
    I wonder if there's any accounts of where the actual astrological shapes came from? The crab claw thing in Grade's Cancer observation actually makes a *lot* of sense!

  • @darkkalonera1057
    @darkkalonera1057 Год назад

    which I think each one looks like:
    1. stick man arm
    2. a deformed H
    3. A weird door knob
    4. Y
    5. A knife that broke its handles
    6. an upside down pi symbol
    7. a house that I would've drawn as a 3 year old
    8. one of those cat toys (idk what they are called)
    9. GUYS THE UNIVERSE IS CRACKING NO WAY!!!
    10. a weird pentagon on drugs
    11. the bacteria drawings that I would see on my high school revision papers
    12. a cliff with a kite attached to it

  • @CoffeePowered
    @CoffeePowered 3 года назад +469

    Aries: a stick
    Taurus: their extra chromosome
    Gemini: looks a little bit flaccid
    Cancer: Wish bone
    Leo: Coat hanger
    Virgo: bra
    Libra: there we go, that ones a bit more erect
    Scorpius: umm, fishing hook?
    Sagittarius: Safety Dance
    Capricorn: Dorito
    Aquarius: the paramount logo?
    Pisces: pls Mr Wilson, no more quadratic graph questions
    Edit: LMAO got some right XD

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 3 года назад +7

      Capricorn is clearly a hand glider

    • @Ranolog
      @Ranolog 3 года назад

      Perfection

  • @vDomMusic
    @vDomMusic 3 года назад +421

    Grade's return is like if dad actually came back from getting cigarettes.

    • @Rami-me2ix
      @Rami-me2ix 3 года назад +11

      You mean milk?

    • @dinosaurno5
      @dinosaurno5 3 года назад +14

      He's been gone so long they can't remember what he went to get 😂♎

    • @elvgamez3864
      @elvgamez3864 3 года назад +1

      @@dinosaurno5 ffs 😂

    • @liamcash2721
      @liamcash2721 3 года назад +1

      But then he forgets the milk and Is gone for 10 more years

  • @ultraliskking
    @ultraliskking 2 года назад

    For the crack game
    1: a mishaped line
    2: the letter K
    3: a hole
    4: Upside down letter Y
    5: one of those hooks for you're clothes
    6: an angry face that has its eyes connected to its mouth
    7: a house without a floor
    8: broken broom
    9: mutated headless stickman
    10: triangle
    11: an arm holding a sack
    12: balloon

  • @tntmaster3708
    @tntmaster3708 2 года назад +2

    I guess my astrological sign is now a fucking triangle.

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 3 года назад +956

    People genuinely believe that if you're born at 11:59 on March 20th you'd be a completely different person then if you were born one minute later...

  • @cats9197
    @cats9197 3 года назад +172

    Finally, after all these years, I can finally be what I always wanted to be
    A duck.

    • @mysticfox7271
      @mysticfox7271 3 года назад +2

      Me too! I'm also a duck hehe

    • @cats9197
      @cats9197 3 года назад +2

      @@mysticfox7271 nice! If we get enough ducks in this reply section we can quite literally make a duck army!

    • @gretchenlewis9610
      @gretchenlewis9610 3 года назад +1

      duck gang

    • @yetti399
      @yetti399 3 года назад +1

      I seen coat hanger

    • @zoggolini
      @zoggolini 3 года назад +1

      Duck here aswell

  • @Juniior1105
    @Juniior1105 2 года назад +1

    1 upside down L
    2 K
    3 bread stick
    4 side ways y
    5 clothes hanger
    6 upside down pie
    7 house
    8 dandelion seed
    9 cracked ice
    10 bandana
    11 an apron
    12 check mark

  • @nerdenocity
    @nerdenocity 2 года назад +5

    god, grade NEVER fails to make me laugh.

  • @zin6749
    @zin6749 3 года назад +531

    I told a girl I was a mechanical engineer, she responded “ohh, I’m a Sagittarius lol”

    • @jaydon__bmore0717
      @jaydon__bmore0717 3 года назад +34

      I want to become a mechanical engineer too, best of luck to you bro

    • @brxyann
      @brxyann 3 года назад +44

      That never happened but take my like anyway

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 3 года назад +8

      bring her to 1799 and accuse her of treason in front of Robspierre

    • @nuclear7622
      @nuclear7622 3 года назад +6

      Man I’d love to be a mechanical engineer but I was born at the wrong time of year :/

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 3 года назад +11

      That did not happen. You're lying. You talking to a girl? Lol

  • @aayanchoudhury7484
    @aayanchoudhury7484 3 года назад +140

    Girl : "I'm a Gemini♊, what's yours?"
    Me : "I'm a the tampon"

  • @unboxbuds185
    @unboxbuds185 Год назад

    1. Broken stick
    2. K
    3. Stickmen legs
    4. Stickman with no face
    5. Mouse & Goose
    6. Upside down stickbug
    7. Knife drawn by a 5 year old
    8. Dead flower
    9. Seahorse that is missing chromosomes
    10. Paper boat upside down
    11. Flag
    12. V

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 6 месяцев назад

    0:26 LMFAO I love the voice crack. "THIS...IS A FAGHKING SHEeEeEeP"

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 года назад +1229

    Seeing Grade in my subbox gives me such 2016 vibes. I’m not complaining

    • @DarrenN-lm5xq
      @DarrenN-lm5xq 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 года назад +7

      He has started to upload more often

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +10

      @@OHOE1 and he'll disappear

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 3 года назад +8

      Honestly - what a staple of 2016.

    • @stratsboneless6270
      @stratsboneless6270 3 года назад

      ikr man

  • @jam9484
    @jam9484 3 года назад +134

    GradeA be like: sorry I haven’t uploaded in a year I’m such a fucking triangle 😝😂🙏🏻

    • @Pepsi_ManOfficial
      @Pepsi_ManOfficial 3 года назад +5

      im a triangle...... with legs ⚠️ 😏. 🦵🦵

  • @Conman_57
    @Conman_57 3 года назад +6

    5:27 it looks like a coat hanger

  • @mariods6328
    @mariods6328 2 года назад +1

    I imagine the annoying popular kid in school saying “I can’t go out with you, you’re a fucking line”

  • @watermelon1680
    @watermelon1680 3 года назад +194

    My answers for Grade's "stupid game"
    Aires: incredibly disfigured arm
    Taurus: a letter K
    Gemini: Squidward's nose
    Cancer: a fucked up line
    Leo: a duck
    Virgo: A sleepwalking person with their head cut off
    Libra: a pencil
    Scorpius: a flower with a tail
    Sagittarius: A drawing of a sun done by a two year old
    Capricorn: the Chrysler logo
    Aquarius: a potato
    Pisces: a fucking V

    • @123456jaffacakes
      @123456jaffacakes 3 года назад +6

      yo you got the duck one right tho big ups

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 3 года назад +2

      "The chrysler logo" has to be my favorite one lmao

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 года назад

      lol

    • @simonrief1013
      @simonrief1013 3 года назад +1

      1: An open Fan
      2: A shattered TV with antenna
      3: The lower part of Kylo Rens lightsaber
      4:Divining rod
      5: iron for laundry
      6: A headless man falling into the abyss
      7: A not fully materialised Toblarone pack
      8: A daisy with a tail
      9: A decomposing Megatron
      10: An emblem
      11: A flag in the wind
      12: A divided mountain

    • @greninja3360
      @greninja3360 3 года назад +1

      I guess I'm a fucking V then lol ♓

  • @bajangaco4019
    @bajangaco4019 3 года назад +163

    any video GradeA makes is a masterpiece

  • @lemonade7924
    @lemonade7924 3 года назад +1

    Grade, this is the first video of yours I have seen since the 8th grade. Now, in have graduated highschool and am attending college. Good to see you back dude :)

  • @notinsideyourwalls
    @notinsideyourwalls 3 года назад

    1. A squashed-up staple
    2. The letter K
    3. The letter U
    4. A stickman, *BUT* it's been decapitated and it's arms are missing
    5. A computer mouse
    6. A volcano eruption
    7. A kid's drawing of a house
    8. Uh.... a string thing?
    9. A tree on it's side
    10. A glider
    11. A bug net
    12. A yo-yo