Things I Found Stupid About School
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- School isn't completely stupid, but bits of it are nothing but.
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One of the shittiest things a teacher can do is punish the entire class when less than half of the class is doing something wrong, like, I didn't do shit, it was them, why are bad things happening to me
ikr.
exactly
my life in a nutshell
+The Waifu Master Punishing the whole class is a dirty trick. The kids that done right will now take it out on the students that did wrong and do the teachers dirty work.
I had a teacher catch me throwing an eraser at someone and he said to the whole class hes giving us all detention for what i did. I said to him in front of the class that I'm reporting him to the school board for instigating bullying. He changed his mind pretty damn fast.
that was my entire science class for 2 years and then we all got put on btec science because apparently we didn't behave and were just gonna fail... So now I don't even have a real GCSE in science because a few dick heads.
The thing is though, I was passing every test and piece of work easily and so were a few others in the same class. I could of easily gone into the exam and pulled at least a c grade out of it.
But no... We got put on some science course for retards where its all 100% course work and we practically just copied from a board to a piece of paper.
Me: “Can I take a piss?”
Teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
Comedy Gold 10/10
Me: **sigh** MaY i Go tO tHe bAtHRoOm???
Teacher: you should have gone during break time.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!
Teacher: Right, to the office with you!
Me: ...okay! I'll go right after I use the toilet! Thank you, sir!
*Goes and gets in trouble*
Theres actually a few teachers in my school that make these jokes pretty often. Yes I do have a nice school, i know
*pees on teacher*
It’s funny how the school’s logic of dealing with bully’s is being implemented with actual law in some places, it never matters if the bully is the one who starts it, as soon as you defend yourself or rightfully kick their ass you’re the bad guy. And now the same thing is happening outside of school. If someone breaks into your house and you rightfully defend yourself with either your hands, knife, or gun you become the bad guy.
They don't want ppl to have the ability to take the law in their own hands. Even if the government or authorities fail to implement it.
If only people really talked like this at school it would be 10 times more entertaining
Would love to see a Japanese class taught in a fiery Scottish brogue with no limits on swearing.
I probably would have learnt something useful
WelL thATs DiSrESPecTFulL
When you see a teacher outside of school:
*_"You Have No Power Here!"_*
I am Unicron we have no power
Bruh
I’d be like:
Ha loser *Runs*
True
Would like the comment but at the time of commenting it's got 420 likes
Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you. I do
The next Teacher: Why were you late to class?
Kid: They kept us late
other teacher: unexused absence tardy bastard
@@carsoncottrell4435
The worst part would be if your classmates attended another class than you. Then it would seem as if only you were late for the next class instead of the whole class
@@technoultimategaming2999 fr
@@technoultimategaming2999 my highschool had groups that were fixed, so if the teacher held the class later everyone would be late, so the story can be backed up.
Responce to the first teacher: "Then the bell dosen't make me come in either"
The scene with the queen has aged even better, the surprise on the teacher's face from a queen who is so unkillable and invincible that she came back to life just to judge him.
True🤣🤣☠️☠️
yes
My school administrators had a method where they'd say they'd be watching a class during one period, but they'd come in during a different period. About three teachers got fired in my senior year because they were caught off guard and the admin caught some pretty abusive behavior.
This does put a smile on my face.
Tbf if a teacher opened up the lesson with “Right ya little bastards, get out your textbooks and go to page 69” they’d be my favourite teacher
Ikr
@@shadywolf9724 02 pfp, nice
Same
Ok, whats tbf?
@@diogoalves9284 means “To be fair”
Things I hate about school
1.Homework
2.teachers
3.exams
4.essays
5.peers
6.going to sleep early
7.waking up early
Diana Martínez So basicaly everything? 😂😂
Diana Martínez ugh imagine having to wake up at around 5-6 am just to take a hour long ride on a bus to get to school at 8.... that's what I have to live with (and I also sleep at around 12 because of having to do a crap ton of homework)
I basically hate going to school
So basically everything but lunch?
Diana Martínez my least favorite thing about school is going there it’s practically a prison they lock u in u can escape if u want to the classes are like cells then they let u go at somepoint
In elementary school I got told off by teachers and my parents for weeks because I refused to use the school showers where kids would literally piss on you or mock my body features, but no I guess I was just being stubborn or something.
What kind of fucking school did you go to?
@hobojoe4910 seriously, school showers? Sounds to me like a prison. Not even in high school, either. Elementary
I didn’t even use the toilets at school, like ever (no idea how I pulled this off in retrospect). Fuuuuuck using the showers.
Good lord what maximum security prison elementary school did you go to where ur using showers😂 what’s next your food is rationed and people are murdered over honeybuns😂😂😂
@@Jellybob69 you probably didn't drink much for your bladder to basically say you need to piss.
as for needing to take a shit, hyper unlikely event.
I feel like another thing that needs to be covered is the absurd amount of homework school gives you in your senior years. I asked a teacher why about the work overload and they said that the work they give you is literally impossible to get it done on a regular schequle, so they throw in homework - which can make sense on some aspects but then they start to throw more and more at you as you get closer towards graduation.
*Teacher give you 30 pages of work*
Kid: what if we don't finish
Teacher: well you should finish. It's not like I'm overloading you with work.
Kid: yeah but we have 30 minutes
Teacher: shut up jimmy, I could do it in 10.
*Teacher sits down and plays solitaire on her phone*
LMAO
soo true
bro that acually happend to me
Bro The Put a Comment That Is So Long XD NAH JKJKJK Do Whatever U Want And Sometimes That is Ture
A teacher said a similar thing to me and I said go on then do it and they finished 10 mins after everyone else
When teachers say "The bell doesnt dismiss you, I do"
Ik right
I mean if the bell doesnt dismiss you then why have a bell to begin with
+Josh at my school we don't have bells anymore
+TheDP123 Lucky asf
then it doesn't tell me when to arrive then
I hate that shit
0:49 arpet is a type of floor covering made of fibers that are typically woven or tufted to create a soft, thick surface. It is often made from materials such as wool, nylon, or polypropylene, and is used in a variety of settings, including homes, offices, and public buildings. Carpet is usually installed over a padded backing to provide cushioning and insulation, and it is often used to reduce noise levels and increase warmth in a room. It is available in a wide range of colors, patterns, and textures, and can be used to complement or contrast with other elements in a room's design. Carpet requires regular maintenance, such as vacuuming and deep cleaning, to keep it looking clean and fresh.
You have accepted the challenge and demolished it. Lol
@@froggy2therescue0266 100% guarantee that is a ChatGPT answer and he didnt write any of that
Yeah it atleast it took you a while like 3 hours. But in fucking 10 minutes? Nah
see at this point you have to use ai or use the most drawn out speech like tf
Mf do you mean carpet?
I'm so glad you mentioned particularly the one about how you can't control your urinary system and also how it's basically the urinary equivalent of constipation. These policies have excretory repercussions. Lol. Wonderful rant. Nice work. 👍
I got detention for not doing a project that was optional.
*_What the actual fuck._*
SapphireTWC lol
Similar situation. My teacher gave a project that she said was optional and would give us extra credit. Only one Person did it. My teacher got angry at us and told us all it was now mandatory and not worth extra credit. I was freaking 9 years old and even I knew what the word "optional" meant, why didn't she?
HoneyJayLovesYou your teacher is a shit head about to fucking have a rampage and you're lucky you were in detention or else you'd be with your friends when they went missing
same tho. ;-;
The teacher always say it's optional, but ALWAYS changes her mind.... so I do it just in case she does
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Yes.
Me: wait what?!
matskj30 I’m a good kid so they just let me go
@@aydin2353 same lmao
End me already
I didnt know it get this far
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I was yelled at by a teacher on the beach during summer break because I was playing rough with my brothers. It was summer break, schools fucking over and she's screaming her fat head off about ho unrulely I am. When school started again she proceeded to hold an immense grudge on me because I didn't listen to her out of school. Its hilarious, they think they hold the power to change the universe because they scream at kids most of the year.
Another thing about the "you should have gone about break time" (or passing period as my school calls it) is the break is around 5 minutes and a majority of that time is spent getting to class and chances are the teacher isn't gonna excuse your tardy cause you have to go to the bathroom
Schools: At least you can use the pot you made in art class to collect money on the side of the street :3
Oof
Would be iconic if ur name was Jeff Bezos
I gave you 69 like be thankful
@@genericperson5746 wow nice thanks
😭😭
Scientists: kids and teens need 8 hours of sleep
Schools: press X to doubt
School:3 take it or leave it
Serkan Çeltik even worst for me I normally go to sleep around 1:00 AM cuz of homework ._.
Schools: Oh you’re serious? *Let me laugh even harder*
I have to wake up at 8:00 PM for school and I need like idk 7 hours of sleep and at night I do homework that's 5 minutes long taking away 5 minutes of sleep from seven minutes of sleep ( idk if this is true btw ) so I'm left with 2 Hours of sleep.
My nigga I think it’s 11 hours
My third grade teacher had a policy of "if you're not dead or bleeding you can't leave the classroom" yeah well that line of logic lead to me pissing my pants in her class
How is dying in the same category as bleeding
(My 3rd grade teacher was also a prick and my 4th grade teacher had that exact same policy)
My school got awarded for “the safeties school” in my country. While maybe a few years back a kid got their arm ripped of.
bloody hell, surprised they didn't get sued into bankruptcy
Did their arm get caught on an elevator door or something? My god…
@@goofy_man_productions4552what schools have lifts in them? Kids these days are living in luxury, jeez.
Kid: *hears bell ring*
Teacher; *WhO sAiD i ReLeAsEd YoU yEt?*
Lmao, I live in Brazil and is the same hahahah
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The law
Muaj Her in Ukraine they say that the bell is ringing for the teacher :D
tHe bEll d0sEn’t rElEasE y0u, i d0.
I hate it when math teachers get pissed when you don't solve the math problem their way but you still get it right your way of doing the problem.
+Joshua Seyferth Back in 5th grade, I had a terrible teacher. If you didn't solve the question *her* way, you missed break. When we did ELA, if you missed more than 2 questions, you missed break. If you wanted no homework, you had to pay her $20.
(she was fired shortly after when our principle found out)
+Jonathan Gardyn dang thats rough
+Jonathan Gardyn And if you didn't pay her?
If you didn't pay her and you forgot your homework, she would have you miss break for a week, or if it was on a Thursday or Friday, the remaining days of the week + next week. She also called your parents, even if it was getting a test signed. Then you were sent down to the Principal's office, who sided with the student rather than the teacher.
+Jonathan Gardyn that's not legal
Carpet is something you step on to prevent messes
Edit:
Carpets
By random internet dude
Carpets are padded items used normally in a home and are made up of soft items, one very commonly used example would be animal fur, even more specifically, the wool taken from a sheep
Firstly sheep are domesticated so it is already a common animal. Secondly as it is domesticated, the sheep will have already been used to shearing it's coat off.
A sheep's wool after sheared, is then taken to a very specific machine to make the coat, into a woven form which we know as wool.
The wool is then taken to a factory to be turned into another product such as sweaters, mittens, socks and carpets. Carpets are mostly mistaken for only decorations, this however is very wrong as it has several other uses as well
In some places in the world it is very cold and the floor may be unpleasant to step on especially when waking up. Carpets that cover the whole house, though may be expensive will reduce thr effect by a significant amount.
Another use of the carpet is that it is not as slippery than a traditional floor and since it is padded, it will also prevent/reduce the effect of a fall.
This is caused by something called friction which is when two objects, this case being your foot and the carpet, rub against each other. Do it fast enough however, it will create heat. Friction is also important in something called traction , which is what causes some objects applying friction to each other, to stick/reduce movement
Carpets are generally very good things and may be seen as a waste of money
So with that i end my essay and thank your for taking your time in reading this.
20 likes for part 2
Very informative, eagerly awaiting the release for part 2.
2 more to go
Where's part two, bitch?
wheres part 2?
Hearing people talking British is so funny💀
British isn’t a language
Mate British isn't a language
"Talk british" 😭
when ur maths teacher given you less marks even after u got the correct answer but you didn't follow the method they taught...
Jerrin Thomas I got a correct answer on an assessment, I got the right answer, but I skipped a bit of the work because I did it in my head, didn't get the mark. thank fuck he was only a temp
Was that pun intentional? Regardless, showing every step of my work is something that’s always annoyed me because I felt it was a waste of time. It doesn’t matter if I go back to fix the mistake, I already got the question wrong.
Gameactive they say you have to so they know you didn't use a calculator but that's for homework SCHOOLWORK WHY
pfff wait until you get to collage to appreciate that "less mark", I mean some of them look at the final answer and gives you zero out of 25 for the question without even looking at your solving method or even give you a zero if you didn't use there method.
Jerrin Thomas or when you don't get the mark for not puting the unit of measure like cm or kg in fact last year some could've gotten a full mark but they didn't because they didn't put the unit of measure even though he/she (can't remember) got the right answer
School:
- No leaving class to pee
- No water bottles in class
- Strict dress code, especially for women, even if the summer heat came early
- If you're caught with a phone, you lose your phone
College:
- If you gotta pee, you can leave the room and go
- Water bottles are encouraged so that you don't get dehydrated
- Dress code is super casual
- If it helps you study, most teachers won't care if you're listening to music on your phone
In high school, I'd often get Cs, and sometimes even failed my classes. My current college, I've been getting Bs and As frequently. It's almost like being a strict fuck doesn't encourage students to try their best.
What's funny is that science states that a more relaxed environment helps the brain function as it's not stressed from being so out of the normal. There are times a phone is inappropriate, like exams, but school isn't sitting exams. If a kid is using it when a teacher is talking sure, but now when they're just working. And remind me what one of the three main subjects taught in schools is?
i didnt read the whole thing and liked it because is at 68 now is 69
I can confirm this, it's so true 😳👍🏻
EXACTLY!!!
My school isn’t like that at all it’s all normal
I like the guest in the classroom part cause that is so true. The teacher all of a sudden changes their attitude/personality. They are all smiling and being happy with their work, engaging and interacting with the students. If I was the guest, I would have wrote down, "Nice try, but you aint foolin' nobody pal!"
I think the dumbest thing I found about school was the tornado drill. First the hall, it could turn into a wind tunnel. Second, the roof could collapse ontop of you. And third, those cinder blocks are heavy as bleep. Who would want that falling on their backs? Ouch! Well, hope it's quick and painless if a tornado does come through.
Carpet is a textile floor covering typically consisting of an upper layer of pile attached to a backing. Pile can be made from various materials, such as wool, nylon, polyester, or polypropylene. It's often constructed by weaving, tufting, or knitting fibers together to create a dense surface.
Carpet serves both functional and aesthetic purposes. Functionally, it provides insulation, sound absorption, and cushioning against impacts. It also helps to retain warmth in colder climates and can contribute to energy conservation. Aesthetically, carpeting enhances the visual appeal of a room, offering a wide range of colors, patterns, and textures to suit various decor styles and preferences.
The installation process typically involves stretching the carpet over a pad and securing it to the floor with adhesive or tack strips. Maintenance includes regular vacuuming to remove dirt and debris, as well as occasional deep cleaning to refresh the appearance and extend the lifespan of the carpet.
Carpeting is commonly found in residential and commercial settings, including homes, offices, hotels, and retail spaces. Its popularity stems from its versatility, comfort underfoot, and ability to transform the look and feel of a space. However, considerations such as durability, stain resistance, and environmental impact should also be weighed when selecting carpet for a particular application.
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Fun story:
At first grade, one of the students asked to go to the bathroom, the teacher said no. Well, the kid shat himself, stanking up the whole classroom. Class was dismissed, teacher was fired on his first year and the kid moved schools because he was getting laughed at.
Who were the Bastards that laughed at him? They should have applauded him for his bravery
I thought this was a fun story
Oh boi, when i was in KinderGarten, a kid peed in the corner of the classroom
Arify same man in kindergarten I was practising dance for this school assembly and the guy next to me said “uh, miss may I go to the bathroom” and the teacher replied with no and 5 minutes later he pissed on the floor and it was basically a flood in a 6 year olds body
that also remids one time a girl had to go to the toilet and the teacher said no and THE TEACHER PUT DUCT TAPE ON THE GIRLS MOUTH because she didn’t want to have to deal with the girl always asking to go to the toilet
I hate it when teachers say that you can't write the essay in one night, but then on a test, they make you write like 3 fucking essays in 2 hours.
Lol true
True af
I can finish the essays that are for homework in the 20 minutes they give us to start but the ones on the test are fuckin impossible
I don't have to do essays at the end of the school year tests. Lol
All my life, I have done my homework only when I'm in school. I never do shit at home.
Imposter
I like word guidelines because it gives you a realistic expectation of how much detail to put into a paper, but if you’re really good at writing concisely you don’t necessarily have to worry about making the word count exactly, or if you do a bit of extra research you can go a bit over.
Taking marks off for not hitting the word limit in a highschool English class is dumb as long as the paper is good, in university you’re expected to be concise anyway so I guess you kinda have to hit the limit if you do enough research.
I was like in 4th grade once and me and my tablemates decided to dab together. I was the last one to dab, and apparently the teacher assistant saw me and deemed it as "distracting". I ended up getting sent to the time-out chair, while my tablemates just sat there with confusion.
How do I pay bills? How do I support my family?
My school: *teaches all the genders of a pinecone*
Ahhaahha fucking stupid pinecones...
I learned how to draw a letter H in 3D
Lel I don't know how to pay bills nor support my family.. How the hell do I go job hunting and how do I look for a job anyway
I don't even know the requirements for a job like wth man
Init school is a dumbshit place sometimes when in my life will I need to know about V-shaped valleys(geography) it's all unnecessary bullshit
Can’t like it’s at 420
Scientists: Children need at least 8 hours of sleep
Schools: 3, take it or leave it
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Had this female teacher who harrased me in about 7th-8th grade. Had the students pull out their phones and record while I stood at the front and got laughed at. When I tried to leave she tried to force me to stay. Became a big deal, even my parents came to complain but she's still there to this day, she even taught my sister's class a year ago. Should've gotten fired but as you said, schools are generally run by arses. There's plenty of these stories. It's serious.
True, even as a British person myself it never gets old lol
Kid: Gets bullied
Teacher:
Kid: Wears hood in class
Teacher: This is an Avengers level threat
LOL
Story time
My friend and I were both wearing two hoodies so we flipped the second one so we had a hood for the back and a hood fir the front of our heads and we were wearing one of them but we dropped the lunch and the dean called us we thought it was the food but it was *the hoods*
In my school, there is a kid who INTENTIONALLY DISRUPTS CLASS AND DOODLES OVER OTHER PEOPLES WORK and he gets ZIP.
and yet, the same teacher goes batshit if you put a paper on your head. paper. FREAKING PAPER!
Lol
@@FloodlightGamingReal lmao
I like apples.❌
I really like the delicious fruit known as apples. ✅
The school's sure hate George orwell's 6 rules of writing
I quite enjoy the sweet taste of the deep crimson edible known as an "apple", of which its delectable flavor is a result of glucose build-up in a successful attempt to lure animals of all sorts to consume the delicious fruit and distribute its precious seeds throughout the environment to insure the growth of new trees, of which new apples shall be grown.
I myself happen to enjoy a gastronomical ruby Red nutritious snack that goes by the term "Malus domestica" (or apple). I often enjoy the particularly crunchy exterior and the sweet inner vitamin-rich core that often brings thou a sense of joy
I must inquire that in my honest opinion, I prefer the crimson red, scarlet shades fruitation of forests that are well know for being a strongly a tang-sweet flavor that allow most people to enjoy as well, as such as slices and is a basic fruit you may know, such a fruit does beg why it exists, but this isn't fucking English class. This absolute fruit I may discuss is the applitious wordicus. As once fucking English class said, to apple, or not to apple, that is thy question I must inquire. But in overall sense, such a nice partly cyanide seeded of a tree lifeform to help digestion and extended apple tree family and enjoyment of taste. I must inquire that this glucose snack is the flowered filling of said tree of Walliom Shookspare's Apple seed, he tasted that apples are incredible in the strength and the test department of how it preforms along as a wildlife snack.
@@woahablankman570 Ok you win
In my school if too many people were in the washroom during break they would kick them all out and would give the same"use the washroom at break" excuse like come on
Back at school I would only ask to go to the toilet if I really needed, most of the times the teachers would just let me do it, and if not I would usually be able to convince them pretty easily, but I never took no for an answer in this matter lol, if they refused to let me go I would just be totally chill, say "Ok", and then head to the toilet anyway because what the hell where they going to do about it? Only thing they could do was tell my parents, but they already knew this was a thing that I do since it happened a few times throughout the years and they failed to see where I was wrong
I hate it when the teacher yell at you to do something and you try to explain why you can't right now and they say: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME
+snakatckthegamer They're stupid man. Them saying "don't argue with me" is basically their way of saying "Hey! I'm in a position of authority; stop saying smart, logical points against me."
Or it could just be that you are arguing lol, who knows?
+GradeAUnderA PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE HATES OR YOU PLAY A GAME DIFFERENTLY THEN THEY DO AND THEY CUSS YOU OUT LIKE THE COMPETITIVE GAMERS HATING ON THE CASUAL GAMERS ETC PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS SITUATION WHETHER ITS MOVIES OR GAMES IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING THE MAJORITY CONSIDERS BAD PEOPLE HATE YOU FOR IT IT IS SO BLOODY ANNOYING
+GradeAUnderA Well basically you won the argument
or you can just tell her to shut up cause you bought the school with your small loan of a million dollars!!!!!
+GradeAUnderA When I was in P.E, I told my P.E Teacher that I don't wanna do rugby and she said 'Okay', and bam, I don't have to. Also my P.E Teacher is also a computing teacher for some reason. I never go to the toilets in school and never asked to go the toilet even if I was having a shit, and for some reason, I hold my piss in like 2 hours. But the dumbest thing in school is like, those who forgot to bring their P.E kit gets a 30 min detention.
Me: *Reading book*
Teacher: What are you reading? *in silent class*
Me: A book :l
Teacher: What kind of book?
Me: A good book >:l
Teacher: What's it about?
Me: I'll tell you once I finish it >:(
Teacher: How about you tell me now?
Me: Because I'm trying to read >>:(
Teacher: Are you arguing with me?
Me: No, I'm reading.
Teacher: ... Go to the office
Every damn time.
I'd say fuck off I'm reading up on what your not fucking teaching me bitch.
+Vape_dragon16 k
worse when they tell you to get off the book AFTER you just started reading it.
I hate when the teachers tell us to read because it's important but then when you read something they don't agree with YOU GET INTROUBLE!?
I've never had them disagree with anything I've read lol. Guess I'm not reading like KKK scriptures or something in class though.
0:24 hidden message at the top
"I got fired from my job as a teacher. Ain't that some s***? Anyways next video will be about being a teacher"
Should be. By grade A
this guy makes me laugh atleast 1 time per video
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Me: if school isn't a place to sleep, home isn't a place to work
Smart
FACTS!
so true
Why did I start laughing at this comment? LOL 😂
@@Rosales3269 😂😂
Student: how do I pay ta-
Teacher: *IF JHONNY HAS 362662 GRAPES AND THE TRAIN IS GOING AT 1mph WHAT IS THE FORCE OF GRAVITY IN THE BUS?*
BlingPop NO that comment made me do the link
Johnny has five grapes and mike 2 apples calculate the gravity of the sun
LemonsHD He panic bought them
😂😂I love this it's so true
@@blingpopno1329??
This is the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in a while, laughed way to much at this
whenever my teachers knew they had a person coming to review them, they would just straight up tell the class to act nice today, they didnt implement any lesson changes or they didn't change their teaching style, they just needed to have the kids not act horrible. They were all incredible teachers and I feel lucky to have them but I feel bad for them for having to deal with the kids at the school I went to.
In the 5th grade if you were late by a second my teacher, would lock you out and get the door 10 minutes later and ask "why are you late"
And I'd say "because you locked me out " and would get in trouble.
Clover Cat Draws thanks for replying
"Gert in trouble " sounds like your still in 5th grade
Mlg Xx Sounds like you are in 6th grade assuming you have "Mlg" followed by the letter x in your username.
Mlg Xx thanks for telling me about that mistake.
Tbh i would have just left
Student: *is getting bullied*
Teacher: eh, they're fine.
Student: *uses phone in class*
Teacher: DID I SAY YOU CAN USE THAT?!
You didnt say i couldnt
Dont get me wrong. I think teachers and schools are stupid, but phones are actually a huge distraction
Did you say I can't?
Teacher sees kid being bullied:
Teacher sees kid with a hood up: *TO THE SHADOW REALM*
600th like
8:12 I remember if we didn't have our PE kit, we just got detention
Im a brit and this guy swearing is basically most of the guys here, I love it
Nothing makes my blood boil more than “it doesn’t matter who started it”
That's the dumbest thing
It's like Someone attacks me with a knife, I tackle him to the ground so he doesn't kill me and I get arrested
same
I never got into a fight, but it’s annoying when some brat does something stupid and then the whole class, or at least a group of people get punished for it.
@@meraybg8371 ikr
@@basicallystevenuniverse511 I went through that in grade 8, 3 times. Some of my classmates were extremely noisy. So our adviser forced all of us to raise our hands for a long period of time. There was even a time where most of my classmates were talking while our teacher was discussing. It was pretty loud and extremely disrespectful. And we were supposed to be like a role model in our school lmao. Its like a couple of students who are talented so we have a different class schedule
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: Yes. *shits on floor*
Just imagined that and laughed mah ass off
*gets in trouble*
Me: yes I can runs out of class and slams door*
Lets get schwifty
XD
I come by here every once in a while because I actually do miss this channel. Doubly so because I discovered Grade when I was studying in the UK and he's from London.
Time stamp: Oct' 2023
Well well well
“Can I go to the bathroom?”
“I don’t know, can you?”
My PE teacher was a retired drill-sergeant for the Marines, he was very nice if he see something wrong with you, he would come up, and asked are you okay
So basically:
Normal PE teachers: Think they have to act "special", so they are like drill sergeants
Actual drill sergeants: are the opposite
@@solar0wind yep
I used to have a PE teacher that allows the students to take absent even to a whole semester as long as you give him cash.
My PE teacher wouldn't let you do the lesson if you were wearing the wrong socks
Tell that to the school nurses (except our school's nurse bc she's the same as that)
My had a kid in one of my classes on the FIRST DAY asked to use the bathroom, the teacher said no, so he got up and pissed in the trash can. He is a great American hero
megarollX Rgm Broadcasting XD
Lol!
He is determined to piss.
Omg the teacher deserved that
megarollX Rgm Broadcasting LMAO
I came five minutes late. Teacher talked for EIGHT minutes about how I was interrupting class by coming late.
Just go on with the lesson, mate! I think I'll catch up on the rules of hand ball as we go. Students are just giving me quick glances. YOU'RE the main attraction trying to intimidate a confused child.
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Teacher: ‘There is no stupid question’
Me: *asks question*
Teacher: *YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING!*
Heh heh... 69th like
Heh heh 75 likes my favorite number
but what was the question ?
officer Bush a265616-254517461x2646164991948b
So tru
One time my PE teacher forced me to take off my jacket because it was red (We can't wear red because one of the most rival schools have red as their school color). Ok, but guess what? SHE WAS WEARING A SAN FRANCISCO 49RS SHIRT AND IT WAS FREAKING RED!!
XD
+EnderCat Its School man, the majority of kids / staff there are jocks.
Craig Smith And remember, this is high school that I am talking about!
+EnderCat *Facepalm* People are DUMB. Especially nowadays.
Aeryn Boyer yep!
This is probably the best laugh I’ve had in a while
I’m British too, and I find this hilarious
"If you're sleeping in class, you may as well stay home."
If I could I would.
Same for me
My bro be whining about his GCSE test and I go to same school as him
Yet my perants can't let me.stay at home because you will get fined for missing 3 days of school
A FUCKING FINE
EVEN FOR MISSING A SCHOOL CLUB
£40 FINE
and the lunch is expensive af and the burger is tiny and it's 1.95
@@zenna6000
Yes i can relate... im Saudi Arabian but i studied high school in Manchester. 1.85 for a chicken wrap the size of my fucking palm...
@@user-ny9kc4lm6p same
online classes:
Then you bring out the golden card,
"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."
Golden.
A short story about my friend, Nick:
Teacher: "Write 20 sentences on why you like to watch TV."
Nick: "What if I don't like to watch TV..?"
Teacher: "Then write 20 sentences on why you DON'T like to watch TV."
Nick: "ヽ(´ー｀)ノ"
Lol
+Sketchy Rewind this exact thing happened to me, but they said a page, I turned in 4 pages.
+TheKalluto that's when I just make stuff up. "my favorite TV show is the kardashians."
+Sketchy Rewind Teachers couldn't care less why you like or dislike watching TV, or about any of your thoughts whatsoever. The assignment is supposed to help teach the students how to articulate their thoughts and how to form arguments.
What if I, neutral on TV?
My teachers always give the kids quizzes before they get to leave and then they blame us for being late for dismissal because we were "Talking too much"
I just walk out if they tell me I can't go to the bathroom💀
My school took "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do" to the next level
*they removed the school bell*
Same LMAO
same lol
Yeah and they replaced it with a teacher yelling "NEXT CLASS" every time.
LMAO
Same here lol
Carpet is hair for your floor.
Teacher (me): *YOU DID 6 WORDS I SAID 20 WORDS AAAAAAAAH*
Edit: Also teacher (me):you are expelled
U mm its a wig 😐😂
If thats the case, then are they bald when u remove the carpet?
I have a wooden floor so that means I have a bald floor?
*floor wig*
6:46 Funny story, I go to a private school in Kansas and one of the teachers we had (he left a year ago) was named Mr. Randall. He wasn't our geography teacher though, he was one of the science teachers
The carpet in my house is like a beige, and we decided to move some furniture around one day. Keep in mind, this house was built in the 80s and my mom lived in it. Now imagine how shocked i was when we moved something thats been there for like 30 years and the carpet was PURPLE. IN THE LIVING ROOM. And a really ugly purple at that
P.E. = Public Embarrassment
P.E. : Pointless Exercise
wasnt for me.
I'm in good shape.
*lights cigerette*
Well at least I was.... Those were the days.
D.P.A= dumb physical activities
Science
Maths
History
English
PE = FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!
Yh for people who can't play sports
Job Interviewer: So what sort of knowledge do you have about the job?
Me: *ThE MiToChOnDrIa iS tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL*
Are the powerhouses*
maze bean
You’re hired!
c9k mitochondria is the singular and plural form. Both work
@@Dygit Fair enough
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Damn
I love this dude he got me crying laughing with the bathroom part 😂😂😂
Me: May I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why?
Me: tO oPEn thE CHaMbeR oF sECrEts
That's amazing xD
50 points to your house
this is hilarious
THIS
50 points to your house! I’m Ravenclaw uwu
teachers say our future depends on our dreams, but they wont let us sleep in class
+Player 6 good one
+Player 6 give this man an oscar
+Player 6 GIVE THIS MAn, A COOKIE!
+Player 6 **looks for cookie jar and box**
+Player 6 lmao, I had a dream that I was awake in class
Teacher: "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
Quiet kid, reaching into his bag: *"I'll dismiss you from this plane of existence."*
"Lesbians Munch It"
-GradeAUnderA 2015
Pretty much my P.E in middle school
Teacher: Now any questions!
student: umm what if we cant jog for the 5 mins?
teacher: than go at your own pace
*student goes at own pace*
teacher: RUN RUN RUN!!
student: BUT -
teacher: RUNN!!
In the real world
Teacher : Go faster! faster! faster!
Me : But... you said--
Teacher : Go faster you lazy computer gaming shit!
In *my* pocket dimension that unfortanetly doesn't exist
Teacher : Go faster! faster! faster!
Me : You told me to go at my own pace.
Teacher : Go faster you lazy computer gaming shit!
Me : Excuse me, asshole?
Teacher : DETENTION!
Me : *creates a gun out of thin air* Fuck you!
derpyeevee this has nothing to do with my comment
derpyeevee I feel your pain
derpyeevee so true and I even have asthma and guess what she is the harshest towards me i am the only student in the entire grade level that ha s asthma
derpyeevee same my leg started to swell up they said run I said no my leg is swollen they said I don't want excuses RUN!!
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gg
+Mr Streakman nooooooooo
+Z41123 lesbians munch it lol
+Z41123 You, know how to essay
Smart ass
I love GradeAUnderA’s drawings where in his videos he just gives his characters gigantic downer/upper lips for some reason 😂
one time there was a observer in the class and kid says "Ms why are you acting so nice today?" I then saw the observer write some stuff down and next term I never saw her again, I was so happy that she left or got fired.
One thing I find stupid about school is fire drills.
Teacher- Stand up quietly, push in your chair, and line up.
(Class lines up)
Teacher- walk down the hall in a straight line or i'll write you up
If there is a fire and we could possibly burn to death you expect everybody to walk in a straight line. No. It's gonna be chaos. Kids running,screaming, pushing, tripping people.I don't know about other schools, but this is how mine does it.
The best part of my school is its chaos anyway because the teachers themselves realize this so we all just kinda chat and use it as break time(which some of use never get anyway since we have an advanced class instead of lunch).
Omfg I hate it when they do this shit
They say it's for if someone is trapped and they can't hear them, but it's completely bullshit because if you can get in a room how can you not then get back out of it?!
My school gets everyone to line up and walk in a straight line back through the school to the courtyard and line up to be counted. Like if there really was a fire why are you sending us back into the potentially burning down school to a courtyard surrounded by grass?
***** ummm, because my school told my sister "what were you wearing" when she told the school that one of her peers tried to sexual abuse her. We are totes privileged
Believe was grade 8, asked my english teacher if I could go to the washroom, she replied with the standard "idk, can you?" So I just replied, "yes I can" and walked out. Pretty satisfying
**BIG OOF**
Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty great!
“ I don’t know can you get a full time job? “
Legend
What a madlad! Lmfao that's great
Carpet is something usually found on the floor they can come in many patterns and they look pretty freaking cool
Imagining GradeA working in a school is one of the last jobs I would have expected
"Alright class we're going to do laps"
"But teacher i have a broken ankle."
"Do you have a slip for that?"
Starry god my teachers do this so much... and we still need our kit even tho we’re doing NOTHING AND if we don’t have a slip we get a de-merit or we get what others might call house points you lose one of those it’s like what the actual hell school and P.E class...I hate school so much
@@kizzanimations3024 our school requires a docter's note to have a water bottle.
Drama Emily damm...my school might slowly become like that cuz over the years it gets more sh*t my sister who went there agrees cuz when ever I tell her a new rule made she says something around those lines the most recent rule was if you miss behave in the lunch hall then you won’t be able to buy food from there so long story shot starvation if you don’t behave
I graduated high school 13 years ago, but sadly yes in P.E someone broke their foot (bone sticking out!) had to have a doctor's note!
Jason Juneau Jesus..
I had to write a story in 2000 words in grade school, so I created a character with a really bad stutter. I was forced to write it again without the stuttering, the teacher got in trouble for excluding people just because he stutters. Win for me, this was 25ish years ago, but I have rarely felt a win like this again.
Those pieces of trash make up the rules as they go along. You don't want a story about a war just say so, don't take points off over it.
You found a loophole XD
Holy shit that's genius
Oh my god that’s genius, TAKE NOTES PATRICK TAKE NOTES!
300 IQ
Okay, but that pot from art class is something universally everyone has.
Bro I've learnt more from Grade than I've learnt in school. Thanks Grade I now have 69420+ IQ🤯😎
Real
You're hilarious man, keep it up
+ATmatter why is he not the most famous channel on youtube LOLLLLLL X"D
Kylea Lovers I have no idea, I wish he was. Give it time, he will soon take over. All hail lelou- i mean, GradeAUnderA
+Kylea Lovers cuz he started like 2 years ago. most very popular tubers started when youtube did
+Delvigne CS:GO Yeah.. all kids are interested in are games...
+David Bowie-Sama-Senpai-Sensei-San-Sama...-kun
Wow. Prejudice much.
I'm 16 and I ain't interested in games. Not much. Sometimes.
School: sleep is important and you need ten hours a night.
Also school: makes you wake up SO EARLY and come home SO LATE that it is physically impossible to get more than seven hours of sleep. And that's only if you join no clubs and skip all homework and studying.
Lol. So true
Anna Elfers I can sympathize. A friend of mine has a kid that was on the football team and did the musical. And get this, this was ALL during a period of standardized tests. He went to school at 5:00 in the morning to lift weights for three hours, then he was in school for seven and a half hours, and he then had to stay for the rehearsal for the musical until 10:00 at night. Then, he had to stay up nearly three more hours studying for his tests. Not exactly his best time that year.
@@DarthVader1273
My school of elemnetary had to go to school at 7am. Have a packet of work from each teacher like math, science, social studies, english, etc etc. This happened everyday btw. We were also required to join one club. Each one had a before school started time and after school time. So basically we come home at six or seven. Eat dinner and do the two hour homework. It was completely insane
Seraphy Wang Wow. I don’t know how you managed to survive. Are you sure you aren’t Force sensitive?
@@DarthVader1273
Whats Force sensitive?
never had this issue with teacher not allowing anyone to go to the bathroom. a lot of our teachers just told us to get up and go ,like when i got to highschool i never asked to go i just went, not sure if this is just my school that did this or not.
Was this in the United States or another country? Because here in NYC, where I grew up, you always had to ask to use the bathroom and also take a hallway pass with you so you don't get in trouble. And sometimes you even had to sign in and sign out the time on a notebook.
only ur school
The bathroom one is even worse when you have a medical condition, such as a bad bladder or no colon. Or if you have your period and you need to change things.