The Life of Brian: Beatitudes, Stoning, and Lepper

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @peterelmer9114
    @peterelmer9114 4 года назад +538

    “He is the Messiah; I should know, I’ve followed a few”

    • @inserttrashname709
      @inserttrashname709 4 года назад +3

      i like the cut of this guys jib

    • @jerometaperman7102
      @jerometaperman7102 3 года назад +14

      He’s not the Messiah; he’s a very naughty boy.

    • @upturnedblousecollar5811
      @upturnedblousecollar5811 3 года назад +6

      @@jerometaperman7102 Imagine if some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at him.

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob Год назад +3

      @@upturnedblousecollar5811 'Tis but a scratch!

  • @stujd1539
    @stujd1539 4 года назад +555

    Life of Bwian is one of those films that you can watch again and again and find that little something you missed previously. Monty Python's best film imo.

  • @stevesmith2139
    @stevesmith2139 4 года назад +1535

    Our priest recited The sermon on the mount 25 yrs ago for our wedding, and when i whispered "blessed are the cheesemakers" my wife pretty much just lost it.

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 4 года назад +117

      Steve Smith
      Someone at the back should have shouted “Speak up!”- I know it would have interrupted your wedding, but it would have been a fantastic moment haha.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 4 года назад +107

      If only my wife could understand that reference.
      If only I could have a wife.
      If only I wasn't alone

    • @Me-fo1kk
      @Me-fo1kk 4 года назад +25

      Honestly the priest shoukd have added it. After all it's your moment.

    • @Me-fo1kk
      @Me-fo1kk 4 года назад +9

      Oh god..um Jehovah..um i-hova..Jesus..ah-zus..that was funny😂🤣

    • @marem3038
      @marem3038 4 года назад +14

      @@hannibalburgers477 Don't worry your right hand will always be there for you or left if you are a lefty.

  • @marccolten9801
    @marccolten9801 4 года назад +1171

    The fact that no one can hear him from so far away is one of the subtlest and funniest jokes ever.

    • @johnmackendrick5173
      @johnmackendrick5173 4 года назад +54

      And so they mangle the meaning of what he us trying to say.

    • @edithlazenby5839
      @edithlazenby5839 4 года назад +6

      Absolutely...

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 года назад +97

      I'll bet my life Christians have a detailed explanation of just how the people at the back heard every word clearly. _"For verily, his larynx was no ordinary larynx, it was the beginning of Dolby surroundsound."_

    • @jnaughton9501
      @jnaughton9501 4 года назад +16

      Marc Colten that’s most probably why none of it was written down at the time. It was left to the imagination of the writers of the gospels to put their own interpretations on it 200 years later.

    • @Z0Il
      @Z0Il 4 года назад +19

      Yh, I died at that part. They are standing like 200 meters away and she is like "speak up" 🤣

  • @blaisegirl420
    @blaisegirl420 3 года назад +184

    the lady carrying her donkey instead of it carrying her is so underrated lol

  • @LeofromFreo
    @LeofromFreo 4 года назад +426

    To this day, I can’t go past a bag of gravel at a garden suppliers without laughing.

    • @LeofromFreo
      @LeofromFreo 4 года назад +7

      Jim McCracken it’s for that important scatter effect and helps when you can’t throw a stone too accurately. At least people can say you joined in and tried stoning someone to their death. 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @goodygumdrops2105
      @goodygumdrops2105 4 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @michaelstearnesstearnes1498
      @michaelstearnesstearnes1498 3 года назад +3

      Its hard for me to look at a gourd without thinking of this film.

    • @jackpowell9276
      @jackpowell9276 2 года назад +1

      One more time mate, I'll take you the fuckin' cleaners!!! - Creased every time.

    • @DavidKing-jx3sg
      @DavidKing-jx3sg 2 года назад

      I'll remember that mate 👍

  • @PrimetimeD
    @PrimetimeD Год назад +82

    I always lose it when Matthias does his little dance and starts saying "Jehovah!" over and over. XD

  • @brunosmith6925
    @brunosmith6925 4 года назад +160

    One of the greatest historical documentaries of all time.

    • @janinekaretai4306
      @janinekaretai4306 Год назад +2

      Bwahahaha

    • @mkunes2502
      @mkunes2502 Год назад +2

      I thought it was a Frontline doc.

    • @jussikankinen9409
      @jussikankinen9409 11 месяцев назад

      Jesus was king, not hippie riding donkey, romans made fun giving donkey head for hanged jews

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidandrews6149
    @davidandrews6149 4 года назад +189

    OH it's the meek,blessed are the meek,oh I'm glad they're getting something, they've had a hell of a time.
    Classic

    • @steve16384
      @steve16384 3 года назад +4

      Funniest line in the whole film, and that's saying something. Always makes me laugh no matter how many times I see that bit.

    • @deeestuary
      @deeestuary 3 года назад +1

      Agree 100% but I can never really explain why it’s so funny.

    • @gregorywhite9095
      @gregorywhite9095 2 года назад +6

      It's true...I'm very meek and I've had a helluva time.

    • @jeanmariezeyen111
      @jeanmariezeyen111 2 года назад +10

      What's so special about cheesemakers ?.....Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.. 😄

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад

      @@jeanmariezeyen111 The cheesemakers certainly bypassed a shop in Ilchester

  • @platonkarataev550
    @platonkarataev550 11 месяцев назад +9

    Its the Roman Soldiers,looking on, board and passive that cracks me up!

  • @j.rbrooks300
    @j.rbrooks300 4 года назад +206

    R.I.P. Graham Chapman and Terry Jones, Kings Of Comedy ❤

    • @probinson4383
      @probinson4383 4 года назад +4

      Thumb chaser

    • @medicalmarijuanagrower7578
      @medicalmarijuanagrower7578 4 года назад +1

      🙏rip Graham Chapman Terry Jones = I used to love 70/80 ! They'll never make films like this ! We used to laugh = Today not many films make me laugh ! PS yehoooooooova nice day

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 7 месяцев назад +4

    What are the most magnificent scenes in cinematic history this will go down and infamy forever

  • @deletesoon70
    @deletesoon70 2 года назад +20

    Always loved Bignose's wife with "Oo thats nice innit, I'm glad they're gettin sumfin cuz they ad a elluva time"

  • @blaisegirl420
    @blaisegirl420 3 года назад +178

    I love how they go right from the sermon on the mount to a stoning and he asks his mom. calmly he asks, "why aren't women allowed to go to the stoning" and she sneers back like he's dumb "Because it's written! Thats why!" - freaking gold

    • @russellherbert9670
      @russellherbert9670 2 года назад +2

      Wonder if a comedy gang like python would send up Mohamed, love to c it

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 2 года назад

      @@russellherbert9670 Why would they send up Mohammed? They weren't sending up Jesus Christ.

    • @musician1000
      @musician1000 2 года назад +8

      @@russellherbert9670 It's not sending up Jesus, just the people who were around at the time.

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 2 года назад

      @@musician1000 Sure, if you think Brian was the son of god...

    • @musician1000
      @musician1000 2 года назад +6

      @@Leto_0 Brian was actually, just a very naughty boy.

  • @GabrielCsaba
    @GabrielCsaba 4 года назад +128

    John's body language in the stoning scene, leveraging both the insane length of his limbs and the flowing nature of those garments - you don't even have to hear the dialog to crack up.

    • @rods6405
      @rods6405 4 года назад +10

      John is just built to be and able to moved like a real life cartoon character!

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob Год назад +2

      If only he'd thrown in a bit of The Ministry Of Silly Walks.

  • @welshpete12
    @welshpete12 4 года назад +377

    Only the English, could make a comedy out of a execution by stoning .

    • @paulshrew
      @paulshrew 4 года назад +46

      a welshman wrote the line. RIP Terry Jones

    • @joeybill9472
      @joeybill9472 4 года назад +15

      Can I have a flat one mum?
      Shh!!!
      Sorry! Dad!

    • @apnewens
      @apnewens 4 года назад +3

      *an

    • @81Mace81
      @81Mace81 3 года назад +8

      @@paulshrew Retorted by a man with a name that couldn't be any more Welsh! 😂 RIP Terry

    • @puppetsock
      @puppetsock 3 года назад +15

      I was working on a summer work term betwen 2nd and 3rd year undegrad, and went to a movie theatre to pass some time. I had no idea what I was going to see, just picking something from the cheap night at the cineplex. And what did I see? Life of Brian. I had not seen any previews or trailers. I watched it cold and unawre. And there was me and 2 other people in the Tuseday night show at 11PM. And during this, and several other scenes, I nearly lost control of my bodily functions.

  • @paulsouchon9443
    @paulsouchon9443 12 лет назад +313

    "Blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo"- Brilliant

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 4 года назад +42

      What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that the meek are the problem

    • @deletesoon70
      @deletesoon70 2 года назад

      This is the mindset of the WEF reset cultists up in Davos.

  • @frankrothe7023
    @frankrothe7023 3 года назад +55

    Truly a masterpiece of a movie, so glad theses gifted guys made it!

    • @gregorywhite9095
      @gregorywhite9095 2 года назад +2

      And financed by George Harrison, who once played guitar for the Beatles, a famous British rock group.

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob Год назад +2

      @@gregorywhite9095 You mean there are people alive now who need to be told who The Beatles were? What sad times we live in....

  • @stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296
    @stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296 4 года назад +67

    "You're only making it worse for yourself!" Classic.

  • @johnathanryan2117
    @johnathanryan2117 4 года назад +191

    The soldiers who shake their heads at the end. Was a police officer for 20 years...know exactly how they feel!

    • @bigbaba1111
      @bigbaba1111 4 года назад +11

      Thank you for your service mate.👍

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 4 года назад +21

      @Samuel Black if you want to see the violence inherent in the system, then yes, indeed ...

    • @grunthostheflatulent9649
      @grunthostheflatulent9649 4 года назад +3

      How anyone could stand there and be spat at and abused in the most foul manner, is beyond me.
      I respect anyone who can.

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 4 года назад +3

      @@grunthostheflatulent9649 I'm sure a lot of abuse comes from really stupid, really passionate, really desperate people.
      But most people most of the time will likely show some restraint when confronting someone armed with the law and a gun. You can't outrun bullets and radios and helicopters for long.

    • @someoneelse101
      @someoneelse101 4 года назад +3

      The guards are like "here we go again" at the start

  • @dianagette4796
    @dianagette4796 3 года назад +74

    All those who have passed from Monty Python, know that the laughs and joy, will continue for ages😁😂

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 2 года назад +1

      @diana gette Exactly. Did you see the memorial for Graham Chapman? Cleese has it perfectly, when he says that Chapman would have hated good taste! This is gold.
      ruclips.net/video/Bm2XPkqENaw/видео.html

  • @iandickson1940
    @iandickson1940 4 года назад +325

    The most Brilliant comedy of all time!! If you can't laugh at this you can't laugh at anything😂😂😂

    • @javiergilvidal1558
      @javiergilvidal1558 4 года назад +2

      I can´t laugh, seeing what Britain has been led to!

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint 4 года назад +4

      The Left would rip Python apart these days.

    • @gutenbird
      @gutenbird 4 года назад +3

      Exactly. I've never seen a comedy that quite equals it. Holy Grail is also up there.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 4 года назад +6

      @@CelticSaint Utter nonsense- i'm a loony lefty and i love Python. They had fun here with the People's Front etc but were anti-Tory.

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint 4 года назад +2

      @@mizofan I know that left wing people do enjoy Python and many other comedies, but I was talking about the 'Left' as in the political movement/ideology, not individual left wing people.

  • @keithwills3790
    @keithwills3790 Год назад +18

    This and blazing saddles..
    The 2 best comedy movies ever...😂😂

    • @redsquirrel1086
      @redsquirrel1086 13 дней назад

      Holy Grail second.
      Blazing Saddles maybe third.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 3 года назад +52

    "Judea AD33"
    "Saturday Afternoon"
    "About tea time"
    😂😂😂

    • @robertellis4938
      @robertellis4938 3 года назад +3

      Before Dr. Who.

    • @Richard-Vlk
      @Richard-Vlk 7 месяцев назад

      Also, don't get me started that Romans by then had 9-day weeks.

  • @Amber90125
    @Amber90125 4 года назад +206

    Blessed are the cheese makers. Cracked me up big time. RIP Terry Jones

    • @jnaughton9501
      @jnaughton9501 4 года назад

      Amber Puga or cream crackered🧈

    • @joeybill9472
      @joeybill9472 4 года назад +3

      What so special about the cheese makers?

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 4 года назад +10

      @@joeybill9472 Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +1

      @@pwnmeisterage Tell me something. Do you have any cheese at all?

  • @LordUnas
    @LordUnas 4 года назад +212

    What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.

    • @milesbaigent4534
      @milesbaigent4534 4 года назад +8

      Still one of my favourite lines in all film comedy . This snippet epitomises British Comedy and it’s depth of funnyness. Fabulous. 👍MM

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 года назад

      Chris G
      Um, dude, Jesus is the son of Jehovah, as in God. The son of God. The all-powerful, all-knowing, almighty creator of ALL life in the universe. He can read your most inner hearts and most inner thoughts. God is not stupid. And neither is Jesus. God knows more than Jesus. But Jesus, the Great Teacher, is smart too. The End. 🙏 Your friend, just some random Jehovah’s Witness dude AKA someone not important.

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 года назад

      @yeah I'm John Assal
      Trust me. I have seen it! 😾

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 года назад

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 года назад

      yeah I'm John Assal
      Well Played, Professor John “Ass” Al Yankovic! 🤔🧐🥱🤤😳🤪🤓😈😼👹💩

  • @soundautomatic1
    @soundautomatic1 3 года назад +19

    The lady talking about the meek having a hell of time kills me

  • @petermills542
    @petermills542 4 года назад +70

    " SPEAK UP !! " Can't hear a bloody thing , let's go stoning.... " . RIP Terry Jones.

  • @pbrynild
    @pbrynild 4 года назад +46

    "There's always one, isn't there..."
    Brilliant!

    • @frankiezap
      @frankiezap 2 года назад +2

      I say this line all the time

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 4 года назад +28

    I'm glad they're getting something cos they have a hell of a time

  • @FxnWaySheGoes
    @FxnWaySheGoes 4 года назад +21

    "A packet of gravel". Loved life of brian all my life. 25 now and have been pissing myself at this film since i was like 10

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle Год назад +8

    "Blessed are the cheesemakers."
    "I'm sure he means all dairy products."
    And so the religious wars begin.

  • @petersyme7083
    @petersyme7083 2 года назад +21

    ‘About Tea Time’ is such a Monty Python phrase. The Best British Comedy Ever.
    Amazing that one of the towns that banned the film, the ban was only lifted a few years ago, the Mayor of the town was the actress who played Judith, ‘that Welsh tart’. It was shown for the first time with Michael Palin in attendance.

  • @rexross7086
    @rexross7086 9 месяцев назад +3

    Now this is quality stuff right here, and why can't they make any more like these?

  • @richardl772
    @richardl772 4 года назад +20

    This classic should be compulsory viewing for everyone.......

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 4 года назад +62

    *Crushing him with a giant rock*
    "Good shot!"

  • @alisonaizlewood475
    @alisonaizlewood475 4 года назад +51

    REG:"What Jesus fails to realise is that its the meek who are the problem" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 4 года назад +43

    What makes the Sermon scene so ingeniously funny is because the crowd is so huge, they all clearly respect Jesus for turning up. It's only the back of the crowd that have a rough time. Writing at its cleverest.

  • @Scottie_S
    @Scottie_S 4 года назад +22

    A more accurate assessment of history, I have never seen...

  • @bangroad4059
    @bangroad4059 4 года назад +88

    Edited out one of the funniest bits when he says one more time I'll take you to the f****n cleaners

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 года назад +7

      lol I would so love to read that line somewhere in the Bible.

    • @fatheroflatus
      @fatheroflatus 4 года назад +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK I think it's in the Book of Herschel.

    • @kiirolozanogarcia3003
      @kiirolozanogarcia3003 4 года назад +2

      "language!! and don't pick your nose!!"

    • @pauldiffin9148
      @pauldiffin9148 4 года назад

      Just like you edited out ucki.
      Why not just write fuckin' ??

    • @frankfrank7921
      @frankfrank7921 4 года назад +1

      @@pauldiffin9148 I was waiting for someone to notice that. He complains about the video editing then edits himself. Silly person!

  • @Thursdaym2
    @Thursdaym2 4 года назад +38

    "Where you from, nose city.? Priceless.

  • @SpaceCadet4Jesus
    @SpaceCadet4Jesus 4 года назад +22

    A stone salesman conveniently selling his quality craftsman rocks of death nearby. 😆

  • @timdowney6721
    @timdowney6721 4 года назад +24

    Love the two soldiers shaking their heads.

  • @paulgoddard6679
    @paulgoddard6679 7 месяцев назад +3

    Still one of the best movie

  • @tiasara5967
    @tiasara5967 Год назад +5

    This is actually extremely reassuring that people haven’t changed since the B.C. era, the 1970s and today! We’re still the same idiots. Very comforting.

  • @Ali74
    @Ali74 2 года назад +15

    The film is a masterpiece.

  • @robhickford9169
    @robhickford9169 2 года назад +17

    The pure throwaway line of a woman carrying an ass saying "I ain't got no time to go to no stoning." Wild stuff'

  • @MrClingclong
    @MrClingclong 4 года назад +41

    40 years on, and Python's Life of Brian is still a great film. It shows up the utter madness of religions then and now.

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 4 года назад +27

    This movie perfectly encapsulates today. It’s so accurate it’s not even a parody. More like a Pre-documentary.

    • @originate2464
      @originate2464 4 года назад +3

      I think it might not only be similar to today, but similar to the past few thousand years, maybe longer

  • @buninparadise9476
    @buninparadise9476 4 года назад +60

    Greatest movie of all times

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 4 года назад +1

      that's Sansho the Bailiff, of course

    • @manjulanilsson6011
      @manjulanilsson6011 3 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @Jarek_73
      @Jarek_73 3 года назад +1

      Surely one of the best ever shot.

  • @charlesmurphy3222
    @charlesmurphy3222 2 года назад +12

    Other than speaking in Aramaic, this is one of the most accurate interpretations of the New Testament in the history of entertainment.

  • @KBAFourthtime
    @KBAFourthtime 4 года назад +19

    "NOW LOOK! NO ONE... IS TO STONE *ANYONE...* UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! EVEN, AND I WANT TO MAKE THIS *ABSOLUTELY* CLEAR... EVEN IF THEY *DO* SAY 'JEHOVAH!'"

  • @firewalkwithme2539
    @firewalkwithme2539 4 года назад +47

    Could be the greatest 7 minutes of comedy, intellectual and otherwise, ever put on film. There are so many challenging,funny and uncomfortable moments, that you could write a thesis on it.

    • @williamdonnelly224
      @williamdonnelly224 4 года назад +3

      Jehovah!

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 года назад +2

      The Biggus Dickus scene is up there too.

    • @Veryciccio1
      @Veryciccio1 4 года назад +5

      Brian's latin lesson from the Centurion is pretty good also.

    • @thefreeradical2320
      @thefreeradical2320 4 года назад

      Firewalk...My thesis will always be....peace in the world or the world in pieces....(borrowed)....

  • @importantname
    @importantname 4 года назад +31

    From the Golden Age of British Documentary Making!

  • @kaboulscabal4816
    @kaboulscabal4816 4 года назад +249

    “Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of Life of Brian. Perfection.”
    John Cleese

    • @x.y.8581
      @x.y.8581 4 года назад +37

      Other than THAT - just what has he EVER done for us?

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 года назад +3

      Was Cleese talking about Terry Jones?

    • @someoneelse101
      @someoneelse101 4 года назад +1

      @Jim McCracken Who hit yours then, Goliath's big brother?

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 2 года назад +1

      @@budakbaongsiah Yeah, I think so. Jones did do a fantastic job of it.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +2

      @@budakbaongsiah He was talking about Terry, yes, John posted it on Twitter and continued _"Two down, four to go."_

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 5 лет назад +37

    2019 --
    People often ask "Will a comedy film stand the test of time"? Based on the perennial relevance of MP's religious satire, I think we can safely say YES!

  • @hbp2m
    @hbp2m 4 года назад +33

    Its heart warming to see that things haven't really changed that much in the last 1400 - 2500 years in the Middle East.

    • @mickryan2450
      @mickryan2450 2 года назад

      Oh yeah brain dead fwits

    • @twcnz3570
      @twcnz3570 Год назад

      Gotta love those "Abrahamic" religions.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Год назад

      Not to mention Alabama.

  • @robertcrowley3129
    @robertcrowley3129 Год назад +9

    Best film ever…. so ahead of its time and absolute genius 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matt5415
    @matt5415 2 года назад +17

    I love how the one guy so effortlessly explains that all purveyors of dairy products are blessed. You can see how a whole branch of Christianity could have been based on dairy from that post on. Dairiest Christian, likely.😊

  • @monikaszymanowska5142
    @monikaszymanowska5142 3 года назад +8

    "Let's go to the stoning" is a line you risk to hear on weekend when you are over thirty and still living with your mother:-)

  • @crush42mash6
    @crush42mash6 4 года назад +11

    This thing is so funny, men dressing up as women, Jesus at the sermon on the mount preaching and people in the crowd fighting. And then the stoning, unbelievably funny. Send the person to the back of the line because I threw the stone too early. Awesome writing!

  • @greeenfilter8084
    @greeenfilter8084 4 года назад +18

    Where has comedy gone. British comedy at its best. You just can’t beat British humour 😅😂🤣

    • @royfearn4345
      @royfearn4345 4 года назад +2

      The Thought PO

    • @royfearn4345
      @royfearn4345 4 года назад +2

      The Thought Police have killed humour and extinguished the light of the world.

    • @manjulanilsson6011
      @manjulanilsson6011 3 года назад +1

      Agree

    • @sillysausage4549
      @sillysausage4549 3 года назад

      You aren't allowed to be funny in Britain anymore, for fear of offending women and ethnic minorities

    • @manjulanilsson6011
      @manjulanilsson6011 3 года назад +2

      @@sillysausage4549 I belive its like that all over the western civilization I'm afraid. PC culture.
      One have to make a difference between humour and seriousness imo.

  • @tinaboy99
    @tinaboy99 Год назад +3

    A truly wonderful comedy, so full of jokes, inuendos etc you find something new every time you watch e.

  • @hobnobhead4043
    @hobnobhead4043 4 года назад +46

    "One more time mate, I'll take you the fackin cleaners!" My favourite line in this scene edited out!

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia 3 года назад +2

      I know! I was waiting for it and then the bugger cut it out!

    • @Dubdroid
      @Dubdroid 3 года назад

      Facking RUclips facking censorship …. F.F.S. someone wrestle this f. platform and SiliCON Valley out of f. religious control! … otherwise Totalitarianism, spyware and censorship is our only future.👍🤣💩

  • @fortusvictus8297
    @fortusvictus8297 2 года назад +8

    "What have the ROMANS ever done for US?!"

    • @ackerjawaka1966
      @ackerjawaka1966 4 месяца назад

      The Aqueducts, the roads, law and order and brought peace 😜

  • @PaulChapman1bz
    @PaulChapman1bz 4 года назад +132

    "Why aren't women allowed to go to stoning, mum?"
    "It's written, that's why."
    And there you have it.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 4 года назад +10

      not just religion but the education system and the mainstream media- ask no questions, accept what you're told (and the greedy rich bastards keep getting richer)

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 4 года назад +10

      How you tell there's a god?
      Well it's written

  • @Cutter-jx3xj
    @Cutter-jx3xj 4 года назад +30

    Well I am a cowboy here in Texas and I love British humor, I grew up with my mom watching Benny Hill, are you being served, lol. But there are a lot of people who just don't get it. Who wouldn't laugh at Mr Bean?? 🙄

    • @fishyc150
      @fishyc150 4 года назад +1

      Have you watched steptoe and son, man about the house or till death us do part? All re made in America but the originals are overlooked classics (the jeffersons, threes company and all in the family)

    • @Cutter-jx3xj
      @Cutter-jx3xj 4 года назад

      @@fishyc150 I'll look into them, I've never seen them

    • @fishyc150
      @fishyc150 4 года назад +1

      @@Cutter-jx3xj steptoe and son is arguably (and often regarded) as the greatest sit com in the English language... remembering though it was made in the 60s so we forget how revolutionary it was back then. It captured a time of abject poverty the working class lived under. How about carry on films or bless this house?

    • @stephenreeds3672
      @stephenreeds3672 4 года назад

      Me.

    • @stephenreeds3672
      @stephenreeds3672 4 года назад

      @@Cutter-jx3xj Don't bother with Man about the House. And Til Death is do part is a satire.

  • @Brettyboy101
    @Brettyboy101 Год назад +2

    Cut out my favorite bit, "one more time and i'll take you to the fucking cleaners"😂😂😂😂

  • @stevipop
    @stevipop Год назад +4

    "Good shot!" Like, how could you miss with that thing? 🤔🤣Hilarious, all of it!

  • @427walrus
    @427walrus 2 года назад +3

    "What was that?"
    "I don't know I was too busy talking to big nose."

  • @davidcampbell362
    @davidcampbell362 3 года назад +11

    " The meek will not inherit the earth- they will get what is left of it." - Frank Zappa

    • @BH-cr5uo
      @BH-cr5uo 3 года назад +1

      "The meek shall inherit nothing" Frank Zappa-

  • @rileyonoid6731
    @rileyonoid6731 4 года назад +4

    I'm waiting for the reboot,
    Life of Achmed!
    Should be box office gold!

    • @thefreeradical2320
      @thefreeradical2320 4 года назад +1

      Those insecure idol worshippers could never abide that....Did any Christian decapitate anyone going to see LOB....NO....

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 3 года назад +48

    I remember a TV debate about the Life of Brian, with John Cleese and Michael Palin, against one Malcombe Muggeridge and an Anglican Bishop, who objected to the film. They called it tenth grade, and that people would forget about it soon.
    Muggeridge died, the Bishop went to jail for abusing choir boys, and here we are in 2021, and the film has lost none of its brilliance.
    Take that, Christianity.

    • @morpheas768
      @morpheas768 3 года назад +5

      Yet we are still being figuratively stoned for uttering mere words that are deemed "hateful" and politically incorrect on the internet.
      And thats EMBRACED by this society, while John Cleese has been publicly shunned and rejected, especially by Brits.
      What a travesty.

    • @williamgullett8071
      @williamgullett8071 2 года назад +2

      Christianity isn't defined by the catholic church.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 2 года назад +2

      @@williamgullett8071 No, of course not. You're all individuals. You're all different.
      Except me. I'm not different.
      The Bishop was Anglican, btw, not Catholic.

    • @williamgullett8071
      @williamgullett8071 2 года назад

      @@maartenvandam344 I wasn't talking about the Anglican. I wa talking about the church is a stain on Christianity and dies not define Christians

    • @Pikestnt
      @Pikestnt Год назад +1

      Mervyn Stockwood, Bishop of Southwark. AFAIK, he wasn’t convicted of abuse. In later life, he was outed as gay. Not a criticism of course but does make him guilty of teaching one thing and doing another. This somewhat undermines his arguments against LoB

  • @bn3121
    @bn3121 Год назад +2

    "Even, and I want to make this ABSOLUTELY clear..." love how he slow rolled that punchline haha

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 4 года назад +125

    Funniest movie ever made. A masterpiece.

    • @SR-vl6ql
      @SR-vl6ql 4 года назад +2

      And Airplane.

    • @redsquirrel1086
      @redsquirrel1086 4 года назад +3

      @@SR-vl6ql
      Agreed. Excellent film.

    • @michaelrowsell1160
      @michaelrowsell1160 4 года назад

      The meaning of life, had me on the floor gasping for breathe in the sex lessen with " what's wrong with kissing boy "

    • @greeenfilter8084
      @greeenfilter8084 4 года назад +5

      Without a doubt 😅

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 2 года назад +3

      @@SR-vl6ql Not in the same league. Very funny yes... but a million miles behind LOB.

  • @franceleeparis37
    @franceleeparis37 4 года назад +32

    Absolutely brilliant.... gets better each time I watch it... had me in stitches... British humour at it best... 😂😂😂

  • @SpaceCadet4Jesus
    @SpaceCadet4Jesus 4 года назад +10

    High Priest: "Alright, if you say Jehovah, one more , Okay, who threw that??"
    Crowd screams "She did" as their voices go from soprano to bass
    😆

    • @blackfootedferret
      @blackfootedferret Год назад +1

      And people are stilll trying to stamp out that name lol.

    • @Pikestnt
      @Pikestnt Год назад +2

      “I’m sorry I thought we’d started” with the drop in pitch, is one of my favourite lines

  • @MongoSays
    @MongoSays Год назад +6

    The Stoning has to be the funniest bit ever put on film, hands down.

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 3 года назад +25

    It's not a masterpiece, it's a very naughty film.

  • @timjohnson1199
    @timjohnson1199 3 года назад +5

    Experienced Monty Python during high school and shortly after. Was never the same.

  • @garyturner5739
    @garyturner5739 Год назад +5

    2:18 Palin says 'I take you to the fucking cleaners has been removed.'

    • @razzle1964
      @razzle1964 Год назад

      🤨 cunts, ain’t they! 🙄

  • @cristinabumbac151
    @cristinabumbac151 Год назад +11

    Monty Python...saw 4 or 5 of their movies, all absolutely phenomenal. A group of actors who wrote, directed and played with extraordinary humor and courage (yes, one needs guts to do what they did) scenes that probably will never have a match 😉

  • @brianmiller1008
    @brianmiller1008 4 года назад +8

    Times may have changed but unfortunately people haven't!!

  • @raymoore6277
    @raymoore6277 6 лет назад +23

    Best opening scene ever, up to 'SPEAK UP', wonderfully irreverent.

  • @jerometaperman7102
    @jerometaperman7102 3 года назад +5

    Oh! Blessed are the meek. Well, that’s nice, isn’t it? I’m glad they’re getting something ‘cause they’ve ‘ad a ‘ell of a time.

  • @timwright8785
    @timwright8785 Год назад +4

    Probably one of the greatest comedy films ever vintage python at its best 👌

  • @jamespgray6928
    @jamespgray6928 3 года назад +3

    You took out "I'm take him the f'n cleaners!

  • @unsungzero6122
    @unsungzero6122 3 года назад +20

    1:22 Michael Palin's angry yelling always makes me laugh 🤣

  • @gregorymabrey7508
    @gregorymabrey7508 2 года назад +3

    The youngster holding her umbrella. ha ha.

  • @drey8
    @drey8 4 года назад +17

    "OAWWWW LAY OFF WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET!"

  • @williamavery9185
    @williamavery9185 4 года назад +10

    Maybe the Saudis could borrow bits for their holiday brochuers ?

  • @mattadders9819
    @mattadders9819 2 года назад +5

    Why did they cut out “l’ll take you to the F’in’ cleaners mate”! That’s my favourite bit! 😂🇬🇧

  • @Green_Tara89
    @Green_Tara89 4 месяца назад +1

    I got here because of Biggus Dickus! This is by far my no.1 favorite. I choke on my herbal cold drink. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @reason5591
    @reason5591 2 года назад +11

    Appreciation for how well MP subtly get the truth across lmao 😂

  • @raymondvaughan6262
    @raymondvaughan6262 4 года назад +3

    Brilliant film best python film made great to watch again to cheer you up a must Brilliant writing and comedy

  • @marksolarz3756
    @marksolarz3756 4 года назад +25

    Have this on dvd! Saw it in the theater! And I was going to catholic school! Wonderful movie! But boy did it piss off a lot of people! Our priest saw it as funny! Not others though! They made a big fuss over this movie!

    • @upturnedblousecollar5811
      @upturnedblousecollar5811 Год назад

      I wonder why this uploader edited out _"I'll take you to the bloody cleaners"_ at 2:25

  • @DBCooper00x
    @DBCooper00x 3 года назад +3

    Life isn't about destination, life is about location and now.

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 4 года назад +22

    A master class of silliness 😂👍❤️

  • @whistlebelly
    @whistlebelly 2 года назад +1

    I have a "People's Front of Judea" sticker on my van, the other Day someone Shouted "Splitter!" at me in Traffic! Nearly pissed Myself

  • @RomanesEuntDomus.
    @RomanesEuntDomus. 3 года назад +19

    -"Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, mom?"
    -"It's written, that's why!!"
    Can't argue with that!