Hi PiG; Ty for doing my replay (tess). It was a bit of an MMR mismatch unfortunately. Seductive pig was like 400 MMR lower (unfortunate matchmaking late at night) which I can’t really help, but his rage made me laugh too hard. Kept responding to see if I can get some more rage out of him.
@@MultiChrisjb were you really Bronze ? Your firsts games are used to know your level, so before 10 games the game is not sure about your level. Also there were bug with the logo, what matter is the mmr.
I love the Salt mines series. It teaches us lessons that are applicable in our everyday lives. For example, the Salt Mines prove to us, time and time again, that some humans literally reject reality to save their frail egos. Best to avoid those folks IRL.... but... I suspect they don't crawl out of their dens often. Which... genuinely upsets me to see a fellow human... a fellow starcraft family member suffering in such a way. Thanks for the salty tears but know we love... or want to love you all the same. Also, @PiG that was quite adorable that you didn't pick up on the screen name ... I never knew you were such an innocent kiddo ;-) ... Cheers! Sincerely - Mass nukes guy.
From germany so my englisch is not very good but ill try : I just want to tell you I would rather avoid "folks" like you. I stopped playing sc2 4 years ago but keep watching it sometimes. I myself had back then sometimes days were i would lose over and over again and then a stupid canon rush comes and i lose it and say something stupid. But thats not something that is very rare. Raging in the Gaming community is seen very very often. Even pros do that. Idra was loved for that altough he said "die to cancer" in a game. CapS one of the bast LoL Players threatend to end someones career and if he could to that. Do they all have frail egos, or cant you think of any other reason they say that? Having a bad day and behaving bad, wich everybody does sometimes, doesnt come to your mind? Whats more disgusting than people that rage are people that are looking for videos about raging people just to make fun of them and build a little community of "we are better than these people" I just had a look at the comment section and all those people that are making fun here probably done that 100 times themself or do other things that are also bad. Its always easy to blame others instead of looking at your own mistakes isnt it? I am working as an IT Engineer and i am doing quite well, altough i "raged" back then sometimes. From your point of view and Pigs and his sheeps ("community") i should be a little nerd with a fragile ego sitting in my den right? From my point of view this is nothing less then cyber bullying. Someone has a bad day and behaves bad wich should be punished by a chatban oder ladderblock, both are valid punishments. But posting a video of them, sometimes showing private chats without approval of the other person just to make fun of them and tell yourself how good you are and how bad they are is bullying and done by people with very poor social skills. they help their fragile egos by raging and you, pig, and this community help your fragile egos by making fun of them to make yourself feel better and superior. Well if i had to pick i would choose the raging guys. Rage is most of the times an unnecesarry reaction wich ends very shortly. But watching videos to make yourself feel better than others and then writing a comment about their egos and that one should avoid them in real life based on they behaviour in 1 game is very sick. You probably also watch reaction streams and when somebody cries over a movie you tell them how fragile their emotions are because they cry to a fake movie. Shouldnt be Salt Mines but rather "Bullying Mines". When i see what most of these people say in the videos i suggest that probably some are around 13-14 years old wich explains their behaviour. I just imagine a 14 year old boy playing sc2 losing and writing some bullshit, wich I said is bad and should be punished with chat/qeue ban, and next day comes online and sees that a youtuber with 60k subsc. made a video to shame him and finds hundreds of comments that make fun of him and say how bad of a person he is. Nobody of us knows the age of these people. If they are still kids it would be very embarassing if a fucking grown man like PIG shames them in public. And even more embarassing if someone like you says that this kid has a fragile ego and should be avoided in real life. Yea it would be easy to just sit back and laugh about them. Most people do that. Espacially if it makes you feel good and superior. But with just some thinking we can understand, that if we think about the age they might have and how they feel if they see this, that this is bullying. The fact that they behaved bad doesnt make bullying right. I reported this Video. RUclips is not made for videos with the purpose of making fun of other people. I am so lucky that i am sensitive enough to not just laugh with you but get what PIG really does here...
@@VideoMixer1000 That's quite a long comment... too long, didn't read past the first paragraph. Seems that I triggered you. You off the deep end mate. Far removed from reality. Please do not try to comment or contact me further.
This series is a good reminder to remember that "it's just a game meant for enjoyment". My Dad always taught me: "control your emotions or they will control you".
I'd like to go on record that I personally much prefer these kinds of games rather than the blatant bigotry comments. I like it because in the laughing about the complaints these players make, it also allows opportunities for coaching when PiG gets to explain why it's wrong. As a low level player, any tidbits of "Is this a problem? try doing __" is nice. I feel like the hate slur games are less salt, and more just the the player being an asshole; and giving them attention for it is a reward.
I hate Protoss cheese above anything in the game but that guy malding about 2 oracles, calling it cheese and himself going for Nydus lol... That was something else
I like how blinking and picking up units and dropping them and avoiding widow mine drops at home is boiled down to just "a move" in his cute little head.
I've been playing about 3-5 games a day before my left hand starts to hurt badly because of an accident years back but I feel I've gotten a little better. I've tried all three races and I absolutely love Terran. They're so modular (is that the right term?) or mobile which really appeals to me. I've gotten decent at bc rush and MMM as I just keep doing those two builds repeatedly trying to get good at hotkeying before I go into more advanced stuff. Ive noticed that the when I go into replays to watch what I messed up it's usually because I mess up my hotkey presses and somehow merge units or buildings into the wrong group.
I was listening to you comment on the game. It sounded like you were saying testicle but shortened it to tess for some reason. So I give a 8/10 for intelligence trying to keep the video PG without even thinking about it.
I love this game. It really exposes how $h!tty people's lives are by saying the awful things they say when they play this game. It's not unique to SC2... online gaming and toxicity go hand in hand.
34:50 SeductivePig has not rebuilt their base and is being revealed! SeductivePig: "which is even more pathetic" Quality self burn there by SeductivePig
"Been playing for two weeks" That killed me, oh that's great Jokes aside, this is probably due to how terrible match making is in lower leagues, first time i played ranked i got sent straight to silver despite loosing all my placement games, it was like easy CPU vs speedrunner. I didn't stood a chance
I totally thought you were trolling us with not recognizing the name Tess, as I thought you would have picked up on that in the first microsecond after reading it.
I like that first protoss player. "Oh he's tilted at protoss, I'll be cool and build blink stalkers. That requires a bunch of micro, it's tough to pull off, it's got counterplay, I'll still have to macro and fight off the harass while doing it. It'll be tough, but it'll give him a chance." Nope. Pre-tilt doesn't un-tilt without quitting.
I think the first Terran was complaining about the durability of Protoss units, i.e "you only need to produce one unit when I need to make a whole army".
1 protoss unit usually costs like small terran bio army, so what's the point? And talking about durability, terran bio is pretty durable. Marines and Marauders have good enough health per resource spent ratio. So the whole argument from that terran is kinda strange.
PMA is the best thing you can do for yourself in anything. Everything is hard. I watch my daughter learning things and she's hard on herself. I tell her EVERYTHING is hard. Walking is hard, but we learned to do it. It wasn't easy for anyone, I promise. You have to fail to get better because if you aren't pushing yourself as hard as you can, you might never fail, but you won't get better. Clearly this protoss is OP. How dare he just out play the guy.
TessTickle is either playing an unranked match with very large MMR difference in opponent or smurfing because the opponent (SeductivePig) had only been playing for 2 weeks and is a two base zerg who doesn't even know what standard protoss play is or thinks that 2 adept harass is cheese. So SuductivePig seemed like a bronzie and TessTickle on the other hand seemed like a smurfing platinum/diamond player. TessTickle is no way a bronze or silver player.
I’ve never understood when people say crap like that first guy “every Protoss unit is better than terrain unit” so you CHOOSE the weaker (according to you) race because why? No one is holding a gun to his head and saying “you cannot pick a different race”
@@jkkim6928 The first and third games were smurfing protoss beating up lower level players. I generally don't like salty players but I feel for the people complaining because smurfs ruin the game.
How do you know for sure? Yeah smurfs are toxic to SC2 community, even more so than trash talkers. Pig should reevaluate his decision to cast smurf games
looks like the players were mostly on tilt and so busy raging they were playing way beelow their level. I've seen GMs get emotional and fall apart like this, looking -1500MMR.
no, no its not. Krip is proving UwouldLose's point. Mass blink stalker off 2 base with ZERO effort put into it. Another Trash protoss that got away with a garbage build and isnt punished for it.
The first terran demonstrates why I have zero respect for ladder terrans. Complains about protoss units, makes widow mines and a lib, fails their own micro and cries that toss is a-move blinking around with no micro or skill. Has zero understanding of strategy. Then toss gets nerfed on repeat until Stats gets patched out of viability. And now I've become everything that I hate- complaining about how broken marauders are. Maybe I'll end up featured in one of these
1st game: how do we call this kind of behavior again? oh yeah! DELUSIONAL! 2nd game: "come back with more adepts" while having 2 muta in prod. evn without phenixes the protoss player would have won with sheer number 3rd game: i don't know what kind of cheese he's used to eat. But it's certainely no good cheese. Or he mixes it with weird mushrooms and no PiG i didn't noticed the joke with Tess' name either ^^
I have started to notice that after a "good day", with wins above average, the next day I get matched with superior oponenets. I don't get salty, the next day i am back where I was. I guess it's just related to the matchmaching AI. Ex. If one day I have a good streak against plat players, next day I am matched mostly with diamond ones.
yep that's the natural rollercoaster of the ladder! Whenever you're on a sick win streak, remember you're climbing up a mountain and eventually will come down the other side!
Haven't played in 10 years but your commentary brought me back to sc2, went 4 wins 1 loss in 1v1 my first games. 3 of those 5 games my opponents sent me salty messages. I look at their profile and these people have been playing every day for the past 10 years,,, how do you lose ,,, and why are there so many salty inbreds are debatedly the most competitive strategic game? im the type of person to turn off chat and climb to masters asap, same as every other game i play. i recently landed my first job irl as a programmer that pays 400k/yr... i was having a hard time coming to terms with deserving the money but video games are showing me that a lot of people are just stuck in a silver league mindset their entire lives and its sad...
Top tip for shit league Terran (of which I am a proud member), early widow mine drop and build an armory as they head out, drop 2 mines on each of the first two bases and then just don't micro them and go back to focus macro. Lower levels react so badly that even if they just pull workers it'll take them a min to kill the mines and waste APM while you expand!
That instant protoss salt is simply ridiculous. Just some more terran victim complex. What even more ridiculous is that they aren't realizing the obvious contradiction: if they think so highly of the power of protoss, why don't they play with them? Everybody loves "free" wins. I am sure that opinion would get corrected immediately. Or perhaps they did and got insta-clapped by a cannon rush, since terrans don't have to worry about that 😂
Most noobs (including me) stick to Terran because it's the most familiar race, it's the most similar to other RTSs and it is also the race that requires the least aggression, you have the best defensive tools in the game so you can take it more slowly by knowing you have a safeguard at home And since they don't know how to play, they'd rather whine than learn. Because they couldn't possibly be the problem amirite?
Poor Tess, she was a misunderstood person. She only wants to tickle!!
I clipped it lol
ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxUpMgaxg0l1MBJsfZsH4yZa4Qfjyp9KXX
The assumption that a person named Tess Tickle is actually a female is hilarious.
"I've been saying it for 8 minutes and it just clicked."
Nah, I'm pretty sure it was only 4 minutes. Maybe 4:30 ;)
What a reference!
Hi PiG; Ty for doing my replay (tess). It was a bit of an MMR mismatch unfortunately. Seductive pig was like 400 MMR lower (unfortunate matchmaking late at night) which I can’t really help, but his rage made me laugh too hard. Kept responding to see if I can get some more rage out of him.
"Not wasting more time on bronzies"
TFW he realizes that rage-quitting this game means he'll probably spend more time with bronzies.
he would’ve stayed in bronze regardless, i mean he had already lost
@@ZerglingLover made a slightly disagreeing comment, omg flame war?
In order to "not waste time on bronzies" first he would need to win enough games to get out of bronze league.
I think some silver players get matched with them. I was bronze and got matched with a platinum player.
@@MultiChrisjb were you really Bronze ? Your firsts games are used to know your level, so before 10 games the game is not sure about your level.
Also there were bug with the logo, what matter is the mmr.
I did the slow crawl out of bronze a few years back before the league bug and never saw a plat opponent before I hit gold
11:07 Toss went back home...playing with her food. Love it.
I love the Salt mines series. It teaches us lessons that are applicable in our everyday lives. For example, the Salt Mines prove to us, time and time again, that some humans literally reject reality to save their frail egos. Best to avoid those folks IRL.... but... I suspect they don't crawl out of their dens often. Which... genuinely upsets me to see a fellow human... a fellow starcraft family member suffering in such a way. Thanks for the salty tears but know we love... or want to love you all the same. Also, @PiG that was quite adorable that you didn't pick up on the screen name ... I never knew you were such an innocent kiddo ;-) ... Cheers! Sincerely - Mass nukes guy.
So true
💯
From germany so my englisch is not very good but ill try :
I just want to tell you I would rather avoid "folks" like you. I stopped playing sc2 4 years ago but keep watching it sometimes. I myself had back then sometimes days were i would lose over and over again and then a stupid canon rush comes and i lose it and say something stupid. But thats not something that is very rare. Raging in the Gaming community is seen very very often. Even pros do that. Idra was loved for that altough he said "die to cancer" in a game. CapS one of the bast LoL Players threatend to end someones career and if he could to that. Do they all have frail egos, or cant you think of any other reason they say that? Having a bad day and behaving bad, wich everybody does sometimes, doesnt come to your mind?
Whats more disgusting than people that rage are people that are looking for videos about raging people just to make fun of them and build a little community of "we are better than these people" I just had a look at the comment section and all those people that are making fun here probably done that 100 times themself or do other things that are also bad. Its always easy to blame others instead of looking at your own mistakes isnt it? I am working as an IT Engineer and i am doing quite well, altough i "raged" back then sometimes. From your point of view and Pigs and his sheeps ("community") i should be a little nerd with a fragile ego sitting in my den right?
From my point of view this is nothing less then cyber bullying. Someone has a bad day and behaves bad wich should be punished by a chatban oder ladderblock, both are valid punishments. But posting a video of them, sometimes showing private chats without approval of the other person just to make fun of them and tell yourself how good you are and how bad they are is bullying and done by people with very poor social skills.
they help their fragile egos by raging and you, pig, and this community help your fragile egos by making fun of them to make yourself feel better and superior. Well if i had to pick i would choose the raging guys. Rage is most of the times an unnecesarry reaction wich ends very shortly. But watching videos to make yourself feel better than others and then writing a comment about their egos and that one should avoid them in real life based on they behaviour in 1 game is very sick.
You probably also watch reaction streams and when somebody cries over a movie you tell them how fragile their emotions are because they cry to a fake movie.
Shouldnt be Salt Mines but rather "Bullying Mines". When i see what most of these people say in the videos i suggest that probably some are around 13-14 years old wich explains their behaviour. I just imagine a 14 year old boy playing sc2 losing and writing some bullshit, wich I said is bad and should be punished with chat/qeue ban, and next day comes online and sees that a youtuber with 60k subsc. made a video to shame him and finds hundreds of comments that make fun of him and say how bad of a person he is. Nobody of us knows the age of these people. If they are still kids it would be very embarassing if a fucking grown man like PIG shames them in public. And even more embarassing if someone like you says that this kid has a fragile ego and should be avoided in real life.
Yea it would be easy to just sit back and laugh about them. Most people do that. Espacially if it makes you feel good and superior. But with just some thinking we can understand, that if we think about the age they might have and how they feel if they see this, that this is bullying. The fact that they behaved bad doesnt make bullying right.
I reported this Video. RUclips is not made for videos with the purpose of making fun of other people. I am so lucky that i am sensitive enough to not just laugh with you but get what PIG really does here...
@@VideoMixer1000 That's quite a long comment... too long, didn't read past the first paragraph. Seems that I triggered you. You off the deep end mate. Far removed from reality. Please do not try to comment or contact me further.
@@IronHulkTriathlon sure ;) i would say the same if i knew i was in the wrong
TessTickle harassing with 2 ball-like units, that's hilarious really xD
Pig I cannot believe you didn't get the Tesstickle--made laugh that entire game lol
I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed lol
@@PiGstarcraft personally, i am the sharpest rock that the cavemen ever made their spears with.
The way you casually pronounce TessTickle make me thinking, "nah, he just pretending there is no pun there"
This series is a good reminder to remember that "it's just a game meant for enjoyment". My Dad always taught me: "control your emotions or they will control you".
I give you a 8/10 on realizing the name pun. One point for each minute it took for you to realize lol
when you put it that way i can count it as a win!
he should be LOSING a point for each minute it took him... so, 2/10 lol
I can’t do anything to make you feel less alone, but I have been laughing for about six minutes at your mistake, if it’s any consolation.
LOL well as long as joy is being generated it's all good
@@PiGstarcraft Plenty, as always! ;-)
This series is the best. Please don't let it end soon.
I'd like to go on record that I personally much prefer these kinds of games rather than the blatant bigotry comments. I like it because in the laughing about the complaints these players make, it also allows opportunities for coaching when PiG gets to explain why it's wrong. As a low level player, any tidbits of "Is this a problem? try doing __" is nice.
I feel like the hate slur games are less salt, and more just the the player being an asshole; and giving them attention for it is a reward.
kripkenstein handled that like an absolute gentleman
This is the best series I’ve seen since Husky’s bronze league heroes. Do much much more of these please!
I hate Protoss cheese above anything in the game but that guy malding about 2 oracles, calling it cheese and himself going for Nydus lol... That was something else
Just trying to guilt trip the opponent into letting him have an easy early game.
He malded about 2 adepts before that, haha.
I lost it when PiG said "I cooould win with my 16 drones , but I don't wanna waste my time"
This is the least of UWouldLose's problems, but if you watch, his reaper grenaded the adept *closer* to itself, which is an amazing play.
8:00 Tess-"Tickle"..This Game Is Epic.. War"Pig" ForSure..lol You're A Champ! lol
I was waiting so long for him to have that moment of realization for that name
I can't stop laughing at the word 'pooptoss'!
30 seconds into this video and I already know pig is casting artosis as the Terran. Love this content mate
I was sure PiG knew.
7:34 That stalker went exploring the universe 🤣
Im so used to Florencio that I keep thinking these players with hopeless odds will make a miraculous comeback like he always does.
I sincerly hope SeductivePig found PIGs youtube channel and this video. That would make my day.
We all know that at the lower leagues the gentleman's agreement is no rush before 10 minutes. I have to go with SeductivePig on this one!
26:16 Pig reading "TessTickle" out loud and just deciding it's a girl named Tess 😂
pretty tame episode of the salt mines, more about being delusional than emotional.
I like how blinking and picking up units and dropping them and avoiding widow mine drops at home is boiled down to just "a move" in his cute little head.
28:38 Freudian slip? Seductive Protoss 😂
I've been playing about 3-5 games a day before my left hand starts to hurt badly because of an accident years back but I feel I've gotten a little better. I've tried all three races and I absolutely love Terran. They're so modular (is that the right term?) or mobile which really appeals to me. I've gotten decent at bc rush and MMM as I just keep doing those two builds repeatedly trying to get good at hotkeying before I go into more advanced stuff. Ive noticed that the when I go into replays to watch what I messed up it's usually because I mess up my hotkey presses and somehow merge units or buildings into the wrong group.
You might want to check out foot pedal controllers and map some stuff to that so it's less strain on your keyboard hand, gl hf on the ladder mate
31:33 i snorted i laughed so hard, i thought you were literally avoiding saying testicle for some reason.. idk monetization.
Haha that tess realization was gold
"Why can't I beat mass sentry!? Blizzard is racist!" ~UWouldLose
Haha! I was thinking in the same exact way, but I realized the meaning of TessTickle a minute before you though :D
Def watch everyone of these 😂
"Train to tilt town"... must make that into a demotivational poster :P
I was listening to you comment on the game. It sounded like you were saying testicle but shortened it to tess for some reason.
So I give a 8/10 for intelligence trying to keep the video PG without even thinking about it.
subconscious PG ftw lol
I thought RUclips didn't have this problem with no sound when you're too early anymore but I guess it's still a thing on mobile at least.
@PiG I really thought you handwaved the funny "tess" name away.
"You A-Mover, you" - proceeds to build lings only
I love this game. It really exposes how $h!tty people's lives are by saying the awful things they say when they play this game. It's not unique to SC2... online gaming and toxicity go hand in hand.
I didn't get the TessTickle name either till you did PiG lol
Superiority of circular logic : No loose ends
I hope to one day earn the rank of Pooptoss.
I come across this guy sometimes. Always raging, whining, bitching. Love it! 🤣
34:50
SeductivePig has not rebuilt their base and is being revealed!
SeductivePig: "which is even more pathetic"
Quality self burn there by SeductivePig
"Been playing for two weeks"
That killed me, oh that's great
Jokes aside, this is probably due to how terrible match making is in lower leagues, first time i played ranked i got sent straight to silver despite loosing all my placement games, it was like easy CPU vs speedrunner. I didn't stood a chance
I totally thought you were trolling us with not recognizing the name Tess, as I thought you would have picked up on that in the first microsecond after reading it.
"You're massing adepts !" says the person who's massing zerglings.
Interesting. x)
On a scale from a 1 to this many, I give Pig a poopity doopity pantses. Honestly, him realizing it was part of the fun.
lol, have to be honest PiG - I'd say 1 !
If there's a whole a-move league and they convincingly lose to it, that probably doesn't bode well for them getting past it.
Ben Shapiro Slagging? You sir have gotten a subscriber.
popcorn time hehe
This one was fun. Lust weeks psychos just made me sad.
Took me just as much to figure out that name. And that's only because I heard you reading it quickly. xD
I like that first protoss player. "Oh he's tilted at protoss, I'll be cool and build blink stalkers. That requires a bunch of micro, it's tough to pull off, it's got counterplay, I'll still have to macro and fight off the harass while doing it. It'll be tough, but it'll give him a chance." Nope. Pre-tilt doesn't un-tilt without quitting.
I think the first Terran was complaining about the durability of Protoss units, i.e "you only need to produce one unit when I need to make a whole army".
Oh yeah? How about mass marine? Who needs durability when a single stimmed marine has more DPS than a stalker, a 4x more expensive unit.
1 protoss unit usually costs like small terran bio army, so what's the point? And talking about durability, terran bio is pretty durable. Marines and Marauders have good enough health per resource spent ratio. So the whole argument from that terran is kinda strange.
"ive been playing for two weeks" LOL
you say battle cruiser, I hear battle cruiser and still I think of carrier...I hear what you mean :D
Tess Tickle... ok it took me a while to get that one.
(I got it about a minute before you, so I'll give you a 4/10 to my 6/10)
I just discovered this series by Pig and I'm loving it. The sheer salty bigots are *chefs kiss*.
This is the salt we need 🧂😂
pooptoss lol gottem
Changing my ingame name to Pooptoss right now
[UnderHuman]PoopToss
pooptoss made me giggle quite a bit
Ooh boo! Good stuff! 🎉
As an philisopher i agree that circular reasoning is beautiful since beautiful means good and good is ?
I love that all the salt is against protoss ! This validates my Protoss OP opinion
PMA is the best thing you can do for yourself in anything. Everything is hard. I watch my daughter learning things and she's hard on herself. I tell her EVERYTHING is hard. Walking is hard, but we learned to do it. It wasn't easy for anyone, I promise. You have to fail to get better because if you aren't pushing yourself as hard as you can, you might never fail, but you won't get better. Clearly this protoss is OP. How dare he just out play the guy.
PiG, is Flo even alive? Will he send you more replays?
just sent me another one, will check it out this afternoon and see if we can get a video up soon :)
UWouldLose - "...wait, tanks do WHAT?!"
TessTickle is either playing an unranked match with very large MMR difference in opponent or smurfing because the opponent (SeductivePig) had only been playing for 2 weeks and is a two base zerg who doesn't even know what standard protoss play is or thinks that 2 adept harass is cheese. So SuductivePig seemed like a bronzie and TessTickle on the other hand seemed like a smurfing platinum/diamond player. TessTickle is no way a bronze or silver player.
Kripkenstein is an absolute gamer
I’ve never understood when people say crap like that first guy “every Protoss unit is better than terrain unit” so you CHOOSE the weaker (according to you) race because why? No one is holding a gun to his head and saying “you cannot pick a different race”
I see insane skill gap in both games. How can they be in the same league as their opponents if not smurfing??
yeah definitely smurfing protoss in the first game
Yeah that blink micro is at minimum low Master, and there’s no way Master terran will float over 1K resources even considering the chaos
@@jkkim6928 The first and third games were smurfing protoss beating up lower level players. I generally don't like salty players but I feel for the people complaining because smurfs ruin the game.
How do you know for sure?
Yeah smurfs are toxic to SC2 community, even more so than trash talkers. Pig should reevaluate his decision to cast smurf games
looks like the players were mostly on tilt and so busy raging they were playing way beelow their level. I've seen GMs get emotional and fall apart like this, looking -1500MMR.
no, no its not. Krip is proving UwouldLose's point. Mass blink stalker off 2 base with ZERO effort put into it. Another Trash protoss that got away with a garbage build and isnt punished for it.
Game knowledge 10/10... Username Knowledge 4/10
you are a 10/10 pig we love you
Thanks Annie
The first terran demonstrates why I have zero respect for ladder terrans. Complains about protoss units, makes widow mines and a lib, fails their own micro and cries that toss is a-move blinking around with no micro or skill. Has zero understanding of strategy. Then toss gets nerfed on repeat until Stats gets patched out of viability.
And now I've become everything that I hate- complaining about how broken marauders are. Maybe I'll end up featured in one of these
1st game: how do we call this kind of behavior again? oh yeah! DELUSIONAL!
2nd game: "come back with more adepts" while having 2 muta in prod. evn without phenixes the protoss player would have won with sheer number
3rd game: i don't know what kind of cheese he's used to eat. But it's certainely no good cheese. Or he mixes it with weird mushrooms
and no PiG i didn't noticed the joke with Tess' name either ^^
I have started to notice that after a "good day", with wins above average, the next day I get matched with superior oponenets. I don't get salty, the next day i am back where I was. I guess it's just related to the matchmaching AI. Ex. If one day I have a good streak against plat players, next day I am matched mostly with diamond ones.
yep that's the natural rollercoaster of the ladder! Whenever you're on a sick win streak, remember you're climbing up a mountain and eventually will come down the other side!
lol name pronunciation rating: derp/10
"This is cheese bro" the zerg player says in response to 2 adepts, as they're building a nydus.
And I thought “moo snuckle” was the best name
I have definitely tilted and yelled in chat about Ts and Ps turtling and going BCs and carriers
That first Terran player must have been Artosis :-)
TessTickle lmao 10/10.. much better that you didn't get it
i got the tess tickle at around 6 minutes or so xD you had said it fast and i was just like... hey wait...
Haven't played in 10 years but your commentary brought me back to sc2, went 4 wins 1 loss in 1v1 my first games. 3 of those 5 games my opponents sent me salty messages. I look at their profile and these people have been playing every day for the past 10 years,,, how do you lose ,,, and why are there so many salty inbreds are debatedly the most competitive strategic game?
im the type of person to turn off chat and climb to masters asap, same as every other game i play.
i recently landed my first job irl as a programmer that pays 400k/yr... i was having a hard time coming to terms with deserving the money but video games are showing me that a lot of people are just stuck in a silver league mindset their entire lives and its sad...
I didn't get tess tickle when I read it but the first time you said it I heard it. So maybe like 3/10 my guy 😆💚
lol
Alright, Bronzie.
Top tip for shit league Terran (of which I am a proud member), early widow mine drop and build an armory as they head out, drop 2 mines on each of the first two bases and then just don't micro them and go back to focus macro. Lower levels react so badly that even if they just pull workers it'll take them a min to kill the mines and waste APM while you expand!
I thought you were just pretending to not acknowledge tesstickles
lol did pig really miss the simpson's style joke of mister tickle, first name tess? i doubt tess is female... haha
That instant protoss salt is simply ridiculous. Just some more terran victim complex. What even more ridiculous is that they aren't realizing the obvious contradiction: if they think so highly of the power of protoss, why don't they play with them? Everybody loves "free" wins. I am sure that opinion would get corrected immediately.
Or perhaps they did and got insta-clapped by a cannon rush, since terrans don't have to worry about that 😂
I had this more than couple times when playing Protoss myself. Instant salt in first few seconds of the game. And it always came from Terrans. :D
Most noobs (including me) stick to Terran because it's the most familiar race, it's the most similar to other RTSs and it is also the race that requires the least aggression, you have the best defensive tools in the game so you can take it more slowly by knowing you have a safeguard at home
And since they don't know how to play, they'd rather whine than learn. Because they couldn't possibly be the problem amirite?
SCII 9/10
Reading names 3/10
We all have our blindspots.