Let's Talk About Sex! with Sarah Millican - Stand Up Comedy | Jokes On Us
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Taken from Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live
Recorded in London in 2011, Chatterbox Live invites you to enter the wonderful world of Sarah Millican--where living alone drives your parents to put you on suicide watch; where a cup of tea in the bath is the epitome of luxury and where free family planning clinic condoms make perfect stocking fillers.
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My band mate broke a quad corner, glass ceiling light shade during an ‘up swing’ on the X-large water bed.
The light shade dropped onto the bed and made a two angle 8” gash….
There was no safety lining….
It emptied in seconds, leaving them shin deep in water… for a few seconds. It then quickly passed under the door, flowed across the 2” fitted-slats wood living room floor, through the linoleumed kitchen, and down the cellar stairs.
Where it dropped onto his Fender tube guitar amp and pooled around it on the dirt/mud floor.
I arrive to rehearse about 20 minutes later…
practice cancelled! His girlfriend’s clothes were soaked through.
By noon next day the living room was warped up about 8-10”. When tried, the amp sparked the caps, but didn’t ignite. But he did get zapped stepping in the puddle.
Landlord charge him $4500 to redo the living room floor. Girlfriend never seen again.
Brilliant story! 🤣🤣🤣
First time I ever went down on a girl and it was the first time she ever had anyone go down on her. Apparently I tickled her and she need me in the nose and broke it. Her mom had to take me to the hospital and telling her mom and my mom , And the doctor how it happened was rather interesting😵💫🤷🏻♂️🤣
Broke my heart once, while... 🤣🤣🤣
(Got over it, cheers 👍)
#relateable
aww man..... im pissin myself..... what a great comic
Shes hilarious 😂
Anyone else found this one boring?
The audience is more of a comedy act than Sarah, do they actually pay to see this!!
A older client broke the arm on her sofa with her boyfriend and had me repair the wooden frame . Then a few months later they broke the other arm ! And she was telling everyone because she was proud of it !
My grandfather broke grandma’s rib when his hip went out and he fell on her. In their 70’s. 😮😅
Ouff goodness, hope they healed up alright!
Legends!
So I asked my aunt, "Did you ever break anything during sex?" She replied, "Yes, once. It was my hymen."
Sarah is great full stop. Thanks ever so much for the laughs, love you ❤
I was at a party with my first love- and we tried to screw on the sink in the bathroom and we hit the parents wine glass rig my bum- and it was an unhappy moment on the sneaky teenagers life having a party while their parents were out of town
I broke a ceiling fan once. Pulled the whole thing out of the ceiling. Wires got shorted when they pulled loose, tripped the breaker, and had no power in the apartment for two days until maintenance could fix it.
Saw on the metal bracket that pulled out with it "Max weight 45 pounds", so yeah, my bad....
out of everything that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
@@matthewhart2819 🤣 Unfortunately, its all true...
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I'll admit I had to Google Banjo String ....ouch
"last time I had fun like this, some furniture got broken." Jeremy Clarkson, driving very fast.
I Google banjo string. I don't even have 1 of them, and I winced!!! I love this woman!😂
You have at least one... Under your tongue.
Sarah in answer to break anything during sex? yes - wind
She did this at work
she broke me banjo string
Took you a second to catch on o it being at work
I knew she was going to say that
😂😂😂😂 sensitive subject for some folks out there.
❤
On my I howled with laughter on this one!
You as well
Who is the Pinochio Italian with the gisepi hat in all your audiences ?
The equal term to lady is gentleman, not 'man'.
Bloody funny lady is our Sarah!
Reminds me of Butlins
Made me google banjo string😂. Learned something new, thanks!😅
I love that Sarah gives room to sexual topics and the odd things that can happen, while still being very respectful about it and not making it immediately disgusting like male equivalents in this line of work tend to do. She's mostly joking with ppl rather than over them and she knows when to stop and acknowledge discomfort she may have caused. It's very mindful and that's why I love every bit of this.
Very Funny. Thanks.
I wish I could count this fantastic soul a friend. She's very dear to me.
lets not not zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
She is hilarious
I keep coming back to see what it is that I've missed .... Still Can't see why anyone finds her remotely amusing
Because they like humor?
She's not that funny ...I agree.
why are you coming back? stay away
You have no soul.
@adamhughes4442 you don't have a soul either.