A older client broke the arm on her sofa with her boyfriend and had me repair the wooden frame . Then a few months later they broke the other arm ! And she was telling everyone because she was proud of it !
My band mate broke a quad corner, glass ceiling light shade during an ‘up swing’ on the X-large water bed. The light shade dropped onto the bed and made a two angle 8” gash…. There was no safety lining…. It emptied in seconds, leaving them shin deep in water… for a few seconds. It then quickly passed under the door, flowed across the 2” fitted-slats wood living room floor, through the linoleumed kitchen, and down the cellar stairs. Where it dropped onto his Fender tube guitar amp and pooled around it on the dirt/mud floor. I arrive to rehearse about 20 minutes later… practice cancelled! His girlfriend’s clothes were soaked through. By noon next day the living room was warped up about 8-10”. When tried, the amp sparked the caps, but didn’t ignite. But he did get zapped stepping in the puddle. Landlord charge him $4500 to redo the living room floor. Girlfriend never seen again.
I love that Sarah gives room to sexual topics and the odd things that can happen, while still being very respectful about it and not making it immediately disgusting like male equivalents in this line of work tend to do. She's mostly joking with ppl rather than over them and she knows when to stop and acknowledge discomfort she may have caused. It's very mindful and that's why I love every bit of this.
I broke a ceiling fan once. Pulled the whole thing out of the ceiling. Wires got shorted when they pulled loose, tripped the breaker, and had no power in the apartment for two days until maintenance could fix it. Saw on the metal bracket that pulled out with it "Max weight 45 pounds", so yeah, my bad....
I was at a party with my first love- and we tried to screw on the sink in the bathroom and we hit the parents wine glass rig my bum- and it was an unhappy moment on the sneaky teenagers life having a party while their parents were out of town
It's all the same show and he made a funny comment, so every time a penis is mentioned the camera goes to him. It's one show, one night, one audience, just lots of different clips on youtube.
Sarah is great full stop. Thanks ever so much for the laughs, love you ❤
I Google banjo string. I don't even have 1 of them, and I winced!!! I love this woman!😂
You have at least one... Under your tongue.
A older client broke the arm on her sofa with her boyfriend and had me repair the wooden frame . Then a few months later they broke the other arm ! And she was telling everyone because she was proud of it !
My grandfather broke grandma’s rib when his hip went out and he fell on her. In their 70’s. 😮😅
Ouff goodness, hope they healed up alright!
Legends!
Broke my heart once, while... 🤣🤣🤣
(Got over it, cheers 👍)
#relateable
My band mate broke a quad corner, glass ceiling light shade during an ‘up swing’ on the X-large water bed.
The light shade dropped onto the bed and made a two angle 8” gash….
There was no safety lining….
It emptied in seconds, leaving them shin deep in water… for a few seconds. It then quickly passed under the door, flowed across the 2” fitted-slats wood living room floor, through the linoleumed kitchen, and down the cellar stairs.
Where it dropped onto his Fender tube guitar amp and pooled around it on the dirt/mud floor.
I arrive to rehearse about 20 minutes later…
practice cancelled! His girlfriend’s clothes were soaked through.
By noon next day the living room was warped up about 8-10”. When tried, the amp sparked the caps, but didn’t ignite. But he did get zapped stepping in the puddle.
Landlord charge him $4500 to redo the living room floor. Girlfriend never seen again.
Brilliant story! 🤣🤣🤣
I love that Sarah gives room to sexual topics and the odd things that can happen, while still being very respectful about it and not making it immediately disgusting like male equivalents in this line of work tend to do. She's mostly joking with ppl rather than over them and she knows when to stop and acknowledge discomfort she may have caused. It's very mindful and that's why I love every bit of this.
"last time I had fun like this, some furniture got broken." Jeremy Clarkson, driving very fast.
I broke a ceiling fan once. Pulled the whole thing out of the ceiling. Wires got shorted when they pulled loose, tripped the breaker, and had no power in the apartment for two days until maintenance could fix it.
Saw on the metal bracket that pulled out with it "Max weight 45 pounds", so yeah, my bad....
out of everything that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
@@matthewhart2819 🤣 Unfortunately, its all true...
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On my I howled with laughter on this one!
So I asked my aunt, "Did you ever break anything during sex?" She replied, "Yes, once. It was my hymen."
Made me google banjo string😂. Learned something new, thanks!😅
She did this at work
she broke me banjo string
I knew she was going to say that
Funny show
aww man..... im pissin myself..... what a great comic
Bloody funny lady is our Sarah!
Very Funny. Thanks.
I was at a party with my first love- and we tried to screw on the sink in the bathroom and we hit the parents wine glass rig my bum- and it was an unhappy moment on the sneaky teenagers life having a party while their parents were out of town
I wish I could count this fantastic soul a friend. She's very dear to me.
She's not, she's someone on the telly, you don't know her and she doesn't know you. Get over yourself.
Shes hilarious 😂
I'll admit I had to Google Banjo String ....ouch
Took you a second to catch on o it being at work
😂😂😂😂 sensitive subject for some folks out there.
❤
Sarah in answer to break anything during sex? yes - wind
Reminds me of Butlins
You as well
Who is the Pinochio Italian with the gisepi hat in all your audiences ?
It's all the same show and he made a funny comment, so every time a penis is mentioned the camera goes to him. It's one show, one night, one audience, just lots of different clips on youtube.
She is hilarious
Anyone else found this one boring?
The audience is more of a comedy act than Sarah, do they actually pay to see this!!
The equal term to lady is gentleman, not 'man'.
Except not equal
@@markylon I thought women wanted equality.
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I keep coming back to see what it is that I've missed .... Still Can't see why anyone finds her remotely amusing
Because they like humor?
She's not that funny ...I agree.
why are you coming back? stay away
You have no soul.
@adamhughes4442 you don't have a soul either.