Brewstew - School Suspension
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- Опубликовано: 13 дек 2017
- I wasn't always a goody two shoe. I just didn't want people staring at my butt, I don't see what the big deal was.
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1:32 the teachers over reaction to “ass” is proof that in her free time she asks to speak to people’s managers...
She's a Bible thumping Karen.
Karen
And then through the managers in Mr. Deans office.
This was over 20 years ago it’s accurate.
1:32 the teachers over reaction to “ass” is proof that in her free time she asks to speak to people's managers...
“Avert your eyes from the crevasse of my rump”
I’m dead 😂😂
That's some sophisticated telling off right there!
Lol I say that no joke
lol wet bread
I would just be overjoyus for your patronage lol
@@SeekerofTruth269 uhh what
If my school was as strict as this, every single kid would have gotten suspended every week
For real. And the way they handled this “suspension” is sick. What school did this guy even go to
My school would have had a bus full of kids that were suspended
I mean I got in trouble like this a couple times. Mostly it was like one cunt teacher with a chip on their shoulder. There was plenty of cursing,fights,etc where no one got in trouble lol
If my school was as strict as this, every single kid would have gotten suspended every week
agreed
There's something seriously wrong with that school to set up detention in the basement of a church, or any off campus building for that matter.
its not detention his mom sent him because of his attitude
Not true at all, his mom didn’t send him, and saying “ass” in highschool is barley even an offence
@@__Gort__the__Serf__ I watched again to be sure. His mom was not involved with the school drama.
@@Anton-de5vu It shouldn't be an offense, especially in hs.
@@sixkicksfightertricks949 ioh ok
All that because of a single swear word?
Imagine if his art teacher and his dean were both watching his videos now...
Steele Comrade well fuck both of them
*_A S S_*
@@therealmari313 You mad lad
That sounds like a punishment for bullying, not swearing.
Oh wait comment taken nvm
"I'm not like Jeffery Dohmer over here,starting the puppy holocaust in his locker" I love that scene
@CobraGT I dont remember
You should delete this old crap so you no look crazy
@@nochance1013 thank u
3:59
@@PelsckoPelesko some guy started a fight with me. They know the scene I'm talking abt they just didn't understand because the guy deleted his messages
“I’m not like Jeffery Dahmer over here starting a puppy holocaust in his locker” had me dying
And this was made 4 years ago too
@@terryhicks6612 thar thing hapend like in the 1980 i think
@@obamas_pen1s688 1990s
Same dude
😂😂😂 This is 100% my experience in High School detention. We had this old cop named Maurice. Black guy. He didn't give any shits. We called him, "Mo-reece the Po'-lice". 😅 Being in detention with him was the best! There were all these weird psychopaths just like you described here, but Ofc. Mo' made it all worthwhile because he would always talk about how pissed off he was to be there with us. A camaraderie if you will. One time he came out and caught us all smoking - and we were all terrified - until he bummed a drag, said, "don't tell nobody about this", and went back inside! We loved this man! I miss him! I'm drinking this beer right now thinking about Ofc. Maurice tha Po-lice. And all the weird cretins I spent time in lockup with in High School. Three cheers to Ofc. Mo'! 🍺
Love this and I think I knew Mo-reece the Po-lice too 😂
Bro gave a whole speech
“Why is Tyler dressed up like a lesbian”
@@everythingisoverparty1809 You're*
@@everythingisoverparty1809 calm down and finish ur soy milk soy boy
@@jamesfetzer3702 slow down and got put on your maga shirt must you
@@everythingisoverparty1809 U mad he's going to get 4 more years?
@@jamesfetzer3702 he's gonna get assassinated before he can even gloat about being that far
Kid 1:Oh, my god he said the A word
kid 2:He's the devil!
that is an acurate represntation of what happend in the video thank you
Jhon Doe you’re spelling is a disease
@@pp-jr5vn at least I don't make granny game play videos
Kid3: AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
C M Dude when I was reading this that part of the video showed up
The nineties as a kid was the best. The nostalgia is killing me. I wanna go back!
Tyler looks like a madman walking out of the classroom. 🤣
The art teacher is literally my science teacher
Me too
So was mine
She’s also my science teacher
Fucking same bro like bruhh
Same
"odd one out of a bukake"
what a lovely sentence.
You can tell how fucked up people are from how much they laugh at that joke, i laughed for 5 minutes straight
Bruh he said boo-ka-key did he say it like that to not like get demonized or something or did he mean to say it like tht bc I pronounce it bu-kake
I love how your school basically acted like your mild swearing is as horrible as the guy who keeps dead puppies in his locker.
Bro that art teacher is built different
She can hear a fucking swear over 500,000,000,000,000,000 miles
She heard you type that too 🤣
@@Its_Noble Her: EXCUSE ME?
Yeah, the opposite of my school. Teachers can't hear you swear even if they were like 10 feet away.
they deaf 💀
1:04 I find that statement to be offensive
If you made this profile just for this. Then I respect you
@@thatonedudemanguyyt4164 same
Haha
Stop spying on us
If you made a profile just for this, I don't respect you for being so stupid
This is the best channel ever
Nah tgfbros
No odds1out is better
I can disagree and agree
Yes
@@kristinarivera8869 no hes not
That's an insane punishment! I suppose the statute of limitations has run on the forced unpaid labor. That would have been awesome to sue them over.
We need more Brewstew high school stories
*What brings you down here in the comment section baby boy?*
Uhhh can you not call me that me please?
Killing people
@@some_nerdx :D
@@atimoca5758 wait don't tell me you said ass right
@@water9892 OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Teacher: we don't use that type of language here!!
Me: well would you prefer a different language? Spanish maybe?
*high fives*
That one Hispanic kid: *proceeds to say all swear words in Spanish*
Juan Aurtor that's my friend
Me: F*cking hell, how long is this gonna take
French teacher: We don’t use that language in this class
Me: D'accord, désolé
La puta madre
My history teacher called me boo.
2:12 the way he phrased it I’m holleringgg 😭
In high school? Seriously?
Kounter ikr
Kounter and there's always the one teacher who gets mad at you for saying the word what or huh to them like what the heck it's not like I'm cussing in your face at least now I'm graduated and don't have to worry about that kind of teacher anymore and when I did say what to that kind of teacher i didn't get in trouble the teacher would just give me a little speech on how I can't say what to a teacher lol
At my high school if u say “Oh shit!” The teacher will ask if everything is okay lol
Niko Theophanis high school can be crazy lol
Dude in highschool I cussed like a sailor
“Starting a puppy holocaust in his locker”
lol
Hahah
lol Sonic/splatoon Parry
Jinn)mnnn7 lolololloll
"Lookin like the odd one out at a bukkake"
I'm dead😂😂
In HS I got a detention over a similar situation. Two boys were calling my name whispering in study hall. They’d whisper my name, then turn away like they didn’t say anything. After about 3 times, I’d had enough. The guy who was in charge was a wrestling coach, and these two were on his team. So I figured, it was up to me put a stop to it.
I’m the middle of a deathly quiet study hall, I LOUDLY said “what the hell do you want?”
Everyone was shocked! You’d thought I’d kill someone. The “teacher” was that coach who wasn’t really a teacher so he didn’t know what to do.
Of course, once he saw it was two of his wrestlers, I HAD to be the problem. 🙄 I ended up getting sent to the school warden, got a detention. The two involved? Nothing.
Many years later, I had one of those boys...now grown men..contact me. Had no idea I was that girl they harassed back then. (I had outgrown all my teenage issues)..
I look totally different and I had a different last name.
Needless to say, he wasn’t doing well. He was that jock in school everyone liked..now he’s that guy who lives in his “glory days”...because that’s all he has..and trolling unknown women for dates on the internet. Poetic justice❤️
The other guy? No idea..nor do I care
Literally scared the career outta him lol
Back in my high school days, the school was basically the Purge. No rule enforcement whatsoever. And this is a public school in rural New Jersey too, so the worst you’d expect is a couple of wannabe rednecks. Yeah apparently you were allowed to stand up in the middle of the cafeteria, yell out a racial slur in front of several teachers, without punishment. I had to fight tooth and nail with the school to get this one kid suspended for yelling “ has a gun!” in the middle of lunch. Of course I was royally pissed, as this is an extremely serious and potentially dangerous issue (and illegal, as it is technically false alarm) and would have gladly beaten him to the point of needing to go to the hospital, but instead I took the more diplomatic approach of going to the principal. He did nothing. Went to my parents, they reached out to the school. Still nothing. Eventually I switched to “aggressive negotiations” and started a rebellion against the administration by taking advantage of the lack of law and order there. Eventually after threatening to get lawyers involved, the kid got suspended for 3 days. I still kept up the rebellion till my recent graduation. Still furious with the school even now.
@@CT-9904-Crosshair What school even was it?
I just love this style of animation
NEON FLASH can you give me feedback on my video?
Michael A Noticuz ha ha I loved it.... Especially the James vs jaiden ( Long live James). I can't wait to see more. I'll recommend ur channel to my friends.
NEON FLASH omg thank you😭
“Are you finished with your tatertots”
That made almost spit out my drink
@@theonethingwealladore Just it’s so random and funny
@@theonethingwealladore humour is subjective you absolute eel
@@theonethingwealladore well good sir the answer to your question was in my comment you rickety cricket
The bukkake line got me even more
nice boruto profile pic
"Why is tyler dressed like a lesbian" got me dying💀
3:57 “ENOUGH TO FIX YOUR BRAIN”
Why the hell is he so dam grumpy😂
"Oh, I just *filled my locker with a bunch of dead puppies."*
"Hey, what didja get for question 1? I'm thinking it's A, but _all these voices in my head are telling me it's B."_
This is exactly why we love you Brewstew
Yes.
God that was hilarious
with
Just a couple dead puppies
just a little happy mistake just like what bob ross said
Wow! New brewstew video! You made my day
This is gray not brewstew
Which one is wich
Isn’t this Tyler
Giovannie edgar me to
0:55 “Excuse Me!” 😆
3:59 “I’m not like Jeffrey Dahmer Over Here” 😂
What kind of Looney Tuned place did you grow up in? Why on Earth would they stick you in a Church basement and be supervised by a *police officer* of all things for just saying "ass"?
Merica that's why
THIS IS A FU*KING CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER, B*TCH!
You said ASS prepare the executioner
Biodegradable the 90’s or whatever
He said enoth to fix your brain lol
"I *just* filled my locker with a bunch of dead puppies"
Unknown like now
Lol 69
"All these voices in my head keeps telling me it's B" 🤭😂🤣
I just stumbled upon these videos and I. Can’t. Stop. 😂
What brings you here Baby Boy!?
IMPERVIOUS RABBIT coryxkenshin
IMPERVIOUS RABBIT Sounds like something Jared or would say
nice 21 pilots pic i love them
IMPERVIOUS RABBIT my life is non-exsistent
AjX SENSEI how
What kinda school suspension system was that , hiring a police officer to stay at a church’s basement to watch these crazy kids doing a worksheets? What kinda department is that ? The correctional services?
Sounds like roose elementary
I'm only a couple years younger than Tyler, and the public school I went to had the exact same setup, only it was in a shed at the county transfer station instead of a church.
Part of the role of the modern education system is to condition people to accept authoritarianism.
Yeah this seemed bizarre to me. I went to high school in rural Wisconsin and if you swore in class the worst that would happen is you would have to sit out in the hall.
In middle school they sent us to a convention center with other suspended students from the district and they’ll have us there for the day
I love rewatching your old vids
I got afterschool detention once for standing up in art class. Just fricking standing up
I once got suspended for defining the difference between internal and external fertilization as "getting laid and not getting laid" I thought that was hysterical. The thing that killed me about the whole situation is that I got in trouble for it nearly two months later! Who waits 8 weeks to grade bio tests?
What
@@oliviasmith6861 what
WOW that's crazy
Jacksepticey’s intro: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!
PewDiePie: How’s it going bros my name is PEWDIEPIE!
Brewstew: alright
VANOSSGAMING: AIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
Mountain Airsoft I did this in Brewster's voice
Mountain Airsoft you watch them wow
Pewds don't use dat intro anymore
Wait THEODD1OUT what are u doing In here
All of my teachers swear so this is mind blowing to me 💀
That teacher complaining about the word ass probably swears like a trucker when shes home
Your probably right
I see your a nirvana fan
no she calls the cops on you for riding your bike on the sidewalk too fast
@@jonnie2bad congratulations, you are the first reply to this comment to use the word “your” correctly.
@@Rolling_CoastersI see your productive with your time
The cop poster gets me everytime “don’t be a dick” 😂😂
That’s Carl Winslow your uneducated swine
Cracks me up when it cuts to the officer even being uncomfortable and he got his gun on the desk. 🤣
"im not like jeffery dommer over here"
can’t even spell his name right💀💀
@@wlrann I never seen his name spelled out, only heard it verbally so politely, stfu.
Kid: *Graduates*
Mom: "Its that god damn phone"
Pierson Harris not that funny
Doesnt graduate
Mom ITS THE PHONE AND THE NINTENDO AND THE VIDEOGAMES
Pierson Harris you should’ve said kid: doesn’t graduate instead of graduates
You can say that nowadays
{StrYKePlaysMC / johnpick} Hypixel PvP thats terrible and i dont get it
2:47 I didn’t get to stay home at school 🤦♂️
The English teacher is that LMAO
That is the weirdest suspension I've ever heard of
School fights
yes please
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the Michael show can you give me feedback on my video?
He already did that
Hell yes
Mr. Haldwell has a nice shiny head loll
My last name... Wtf SMASH THE PATRIARCHY
I think this guy is from Toledo oh.
Fox Goodman can you give me feedback on my video?
More like Mr Baldwell
Fox Goodman and Matt Spicer are the same niggas; ruclips.net/video/qrJGzRI_Vqg/видео.html
bro every video seems to always make me laugh keep up the great work
Damn I just realized that the outro to some of his videos is the Nintendo 64 James Bond music. I love that game.
*"O O F"*
That Guy oof isn’t funny
Oof
Ryan ikr
THATS A DEAD MEME, BABY BOY.
Ryan you're smart.
"He's the devil!"
I lose it every time 😂💀
Your content keeps my life support drip running must keep watching.
I got thrown outta art class too. I laughed too loud after acting like an ass. You have told all my stories!!!
"What are you in for"
Tyler: I have a potty mouth.
So you get suspended for saying the word "ass" boi for swearing is part of our life style at school even the teachers swear in class
Comxito Gaming same bro like this kid fought the vice principal and got suspended like how tf u get suspended for sayin ass.
Right???My teacher in algebra I curses like its the entire alphabet
She is too salty, if I said ass They would just tell me to shutup
Ironic, isn't it
The end was so funny 😂
Allrightt 😂😂 the beginning is classic
What the hell kind of school suspension program does that school have? That was so weird. Lets skip the fact that they didn't just have him not be able to come to school like most suspensions do. I can see helping out in the cafeteria or something being a form of punishment, but having to be at a church in the basement with a police officer there filling out behavioral papers? Huh?
Where in Indiana is that? The only schools I know that had any form of "church punishment" were the religious private schools. None of the public schools in the towns I lived in had anything like that.
Get Social can you give me feedback on my video?
Get Social I got half a day of ISS for calling a guy a name that resulted in me getting chokeslamed into a wall.
He went to school in Toledo Ohio.
Get Social XD
I didn't think you were a bad ass getting suspended in high school lol
There is a kayla in my class and she is always looking at someone
are you twins with Fox Goodman you guys have the same picture but Fox is evil....ish?
Drink me
Matt Spicer EXCUSE ME WHAT DOD YOU JUST SAY
Matt Spicer lol
I just noticed they say all right in every video at the beginning😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Never fails to make me laugh 😂
The jeffery Dahmer joke slaped😂
You know its a good day when brewstew uploads
Suspended for saying ass? Okay
isitbroke Would prob get a "watch ur lang" instead
Ik
isitbroke *Suspends you*
isitbroke yo Ive said every swear word I can think of in class and I said it so loudly that my teachers should probably get their hearing checked
I didn't even get suspended for SHOWING my ass!
“How many of these do I have to do?”
“Enough to fix your brain!”
When I keep hearing something funny about it on here i cannot stop thinking about it and people ask why do I keep laughing 😂
1:57
Bald
Bald
Bald
Bald
MY EYES
B A L D
thetalentlesswriter
Love your videos brew stew!
I like how every Art Teacher has supersonic hearing
“Enough to fix your brain”😂😂😂
Ha ha ha! Lol (from roblox) XD
Adgl
i love how he always starts his videos with "alright"
I love watching this channel 🤣🤣🤣
At least you’ve never gotten an ISS, or in other words, prison. You’re stuck in a room with no windows, not allowed outside, and the principal makes you write the entire bible.
I love ur videos ur stickmans make it more funny
Art teacher: WE DONT USE TTHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!!
Yet has a bob ross picture saying “paint s***”
Hypocrites, I tell ya, smgdh
2:33 those brute trash cans are the exact ones we use at my work. Gives me bad memories of having to take them out in the fuckin' pouring rain and the bag tearing on me as I throw it in the dumpster.
2:09 Bro look at the shape of his head 😂
Girl: walks in the dean office
Mr. Haldwell:. WhAt Brings You HeRe Baby Boi
Girl: Did you just assume my gender?!
I literally said crap in school and got in trouble and then there’s my friend saying shitty directly to the teacher....
That was so funny, I cried with laughter. "Excuse me" Lol
0:55 "Excuse Me!" Lol 😁😆
0:48 thicc 😩👌
Eww
Legendary Markikid 202 😩✊💦
Oh yeah yeah that’s good
Daniel Chavez stfu
The ol caboose
School: the only place we are cussing is worse than possible sexual harassment
“ I have a foul mouth and this is my penance” 🤣🤣🤣
Every video makes me laugh so hard when i watch it with friends and family and when in alone watching keep up the good work love your kids
"And that's the bottom line..."
- Austin 3 :16
Casandshail dude that was on the sign at the church it wasn’t supposed to be a timestamp.
@@casketbutter its a Bible joke, those numbers are numbers the Bible uses you idiot.
@@ianschwartz08 someone said something about the time stamp and I corrected them you fucking dumbass
"Haldwell"
More like goddamn Baldwell
That crap is more bright than a diamond.
It's a good day when you here alright
The odd one out of a boukoki🤣😂🤣😂
I filled my locker full of dead pupies 😂😂😂im dead
I read this as hr said it.
Ralsei same
xJewise _ fucked up bitch
@@shurikenrx3095 it's just a cartoon
Raccoon I know I’m just acting