Thank you guys SO MUCH for helping us get to 20 MILLION subscribers! It's bananas. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to be reading through all the hilarious insults in the comments 😂
I love the new format where we get to see your smiling face! I've been watching WatchMojo videos for YEARS, so this is really cool :) Also. You guys missed some great zingers from "Don't Tell Mom... The Babysitter's Dead"... "Why don't you save your last three brain cells. You might need them." :)
You could just do a compilation of the insults from Full Metal Jacket by Gny. Sgt. Hartman. My favorite is: Hartman: "How tall are you, Private?" Private: 5'6, Sir Hatman: "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
"The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg." "You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" Those two are the funniest from Full Metal Jacket.
My dad used to hold his hand out and tell me to choke myself when he thought something i said was stupid, and to lean into it like i meant it. That little old dude yelling in a demeaning tone is extremely effective. If the game is demoralizing and trashtalking your foe, i want him on my team
She really does it makes it so much easier to watch all the way through because honestly some of the "voices" from these videos just makes it harder to watch
Funfact about the Monty Python one: Saying your mother was a hamster was an insult insinuating she was promiscuous (bit like "Breeding like rabbits") and smelling of elderberries implied alcoholism, as elderberries were a key component in the distilling of gin :D
I would have had Rocco from The Boondock Saints, yelling at his girlfriend’s friend: “I CAN’T GO FOR A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU’VE 🤬ED!”
There's something extra hilarious when they pick the right number.."nine guys...". Like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, "Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way?"
What about any of the exchanges between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker from "Rush Hour"? One of my favorite: "They call him 7-11 because his mouth never closes.".
Personally , I prefer the line before it. “Once again you have put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual have come to the wrong conclusion.”
"This is ice, it's what happens when water gets too cold. This is Kent, this is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated. " Chris Knight- Real Genius.
Yeah or another great Jim Carey insult is from the live action Grinch movie: If you are to utter just one syllable I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!
I love the part in Uncle Buck where the little boy sitting outside the principal’s office can hear through the door as Uncle Buck is tearing the principal a new one he’s busting up laughing 😂
You are DEFINITELY missing a scene from Wanted 2008. James McAvoy explodes at his boss Janice. A great build up to the burst and he deliver a brilliant scene of pure controlled rage filled insults.
I was gonna throw hands if Monty Python didn't make the list! Though I'm sad "stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf herder" didn't even earn honorable mention.
You honestly think Rodney Dangerfield didn't have a single one-liner day wouldn't make it in top 20? He was a comedic genius, and deserved more than honorable mention.
The whole dinner party scene alone would fill up a top 20. "You're a real looker...wanna make $14 the hard way????" "This steak still has marks from where the jockey was whipping it!" "Tell the cook this is low grade dog food!" "I bet you were something before electricity!" "You're a funny guy, when are you due back at BoysTown?"
Educating Rita Rita's Father: "Denny, I'm sorry for you, lad. If she was a wife of mine I'd drown her." Rita: "If I was a wife of yours I'd drown meself."
Even though r. Lee Ermeys taunt was a honorable mention I think at least one of his full metal jackets scene deserved to have been on the list, but that's just me.
How could you not give clint Eastwood a mention on this as some of his timeless one liners from his dirty harry films are priceless like "do you have any children " "no " lucky for them " or heartbreak ridge "you've got a face on you like you've just got caught pumping your neighbour's cat " and countless others.
Seriously nothing from Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor where he's battling Dave Chappelle , whos playing an insult comic? Your list is weak and should have included it.
All their videos are weak man. Honestly. RUclips trash. There are at least 3 or 4 better channels with extremely similar content, but with much more thought...Oh and actually FUNNY, INTERESTING and actually smart hosts.
"If I could build a time machine, I'd go back and teach your Grandma how to swallow!"---by Me. "Hey, I saw your Dad the other day on the corner of 5th & Main St., it was so sweet of him to give your Mom a break!"---by Me.
How is the only thing from Full Metal Jacket the 150 lbs of chewed bubblegum? There were so many amazing insults from that movie that easily should've made top 5
Idk, Sir Hammerlock's insult to Claptrap in the beginning of Borderlands 2 was pretty good... Sir Hammerlock: Every time Claptrap speaks, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.
These were all very funny. I was laughing so hard I almost cried. OH! What do you think of this "yo mama" joke I found. "Yo mama's so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white." I really hope you like that one.
It’s in both the show and the movie. In fact, it appeared in the show first, in the episode Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. Cartman sings it after Mrs. Broflovski ruins their Christmas pageant because she’s a Jew!
1 insult you missed that was comedic gold was from sleepaway camp, where one of the kids tells someone to "eat s*** and die!" And the retort is "eat s*** and live!" while giving the guy the finger. That one probably isn't number one but I think deserves to be in the top 10.
@@allisonheath1156 You're right as well. To get Dan, Bill and Harold playing in character. I wish we could see the outtakes. Not deleted scenes, but full on losing their shit. The are some of the kings if comedy. RIP Mr. Ramis.
I like the one when he's fighting with the late Bob barker and he says oh, and the price is wrong bitch. An obvious reference to the price is right game show.
Watching this when it got honorable mentions I'm thinking to myself "oh come on! it didn't even make the list!?!" But then it was number one. Caught myself screaming 'yes' so loud.
Back in the 70's, in the 5th season of M*A*S*H, Klinger said to Zale, "If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards". I know it's not a movie, but the line was originally from this tv show. Just saying...
Idk what movie it is, but mike epps makes fun of a balding henchman and says" you aint got a forehead, you got a fivehead! I bet you dont have dreams,you have movies" that shit was hilarious
Yep, and what makes it worse is that it was beat out by Monty Python, a movie that I have no understanding as to why people find it funny. I fart in your general direction and your father was a berry or what ever he said. That isn't funny. It is just stupid.
@@hawk4731 or you just have different comedic tastes than others. I myself burst out laughing at that scene, and it was the only one on the list that got more than a smirk from me, but that's because I enjoy the joke, and possibly because I understand it. the whole "fart in your general direction" is just a simple opener for the actual insult. He says "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry's", which implies his father had drunken sex with a hamster, and he is the offspring of that union. For me it was both the best, and funniest insult of the list, but that's my opinion.
@@leonmorte7241 , I agree, but it is already implied that is my opinion when I made the statement. I understand why you said that, because it emphasizes a point that some people neglect to see, but still it isn't necessary. Anyways, on to the joke. I don't know what an elderberry is and I have never seen it in a grocery store and even after I googled "elderberries and alcohol" I got minimal helpful responses of it being commonly used in alcohol. That being said, if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny. Comedy has to be funny in the moment and that just doesn't do it. I may go back and watch Monty Python, because I may have given it a an unfair shake since I haven't seen it for a long time, but I found it boring and kind of pompous in its comedic delivery when I first saw it.
@@hawk4731 I hope my comment didn't come of condescending, I just felt yours came off a bit too harsh and was trying to balance it out with my own opinion. I understand that having to explain a joke removes the humor of it, I just wanted to help you understand why people find it funny. Also, I just looked up elderberries, and the scientific name is Sambucus and the one I believe being referenced is Sambucus nigra, as it is found in Europe. Might be a more common wine in Europe than here, and would have made the joke easier to understand. As for going back and watching The Holy Grail, or anything Monty Python related, I highly suggest you at least give his work a second chance, a lot of current day comedy is influenced by him.
@@leonmorte7241, It came off a little bit that way, but so did mine, and that is just how opinions work sometimes. I pretty much invited this conversation by attacking anybody who likes those movies, but that is kind of the point. I want to hear others opinions on something I may be missing out on, especially something as iconic as Monty Python. It is well respected and I will give it another chance, but I have always found British humor pretty dry and less engaging in the moment.
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@luxor1001 Thanksssss!
You are pinned and have only 15 likes. How come?
You look so pretty!
@@edrickhuge4637 Nobody likes my jokes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I love the new format where we get to see your smiling face! I've been watching WatchMojo videos for YEARS, so this is really cool :)
Also. You guys missed some great zingers from "Don't Tell Mom... The Babysitter's Dead"... "Why don't you save your last three brain cells. You might need them." :)
You could just do a compilation of the insults from Full Metal Jacket by Gny. Sgt. Hartman. My favorite is:
Hartman: "How tall are you, Private?"
Private: 5'6, Sir
Hatman: "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
I agree hahah that's excellent
"The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg." "You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" Those two are the funniest from Full Metal Jacket.
Super good movie! R. Lee Ermey was great. RIP
That’s why he got shot 😂
so good!!
The first 20 minutes of Full Metal Jacket has everything beat on this list without breaking a sweat.
Big facts
I like the movie’s opening song Goodbye Sweetheart but the rest of the movie is garbage to me
My dad used to hold his hand out and tell me to choke myself when he thought something i said was stupid, and to lean into it like i meant it. That little old dude yelling in a demeaning tone is extremely effective. If the game is demoralizing and trashtalking your foe, i want him on my team
Agreed
Now pickup your cover!!
This lady has like one of the BEST script- reading voices.
She really does it makes it so much easier to watch all the way through because honestly some of the "voices" from these videos just makes it harder to watch
@@Shieldmaiden313 she's the Voice of WatchMojo
Rebecca is the GOAT of watchmojo
Funfact about the Monty Python one:
Saying your mother was a hamster was an insult insinuating she was promiscuous (bit like "Breeding like rabbits") and smelling of elderberries implied alcoholism, as elderberries were a key component in the distilling of gin :D
Yours was the comment I was looking for :)
Yeah I liked the joke better before you explained it
Thank you! I never understood why that was funny until now. 🤪
I would have had Rocco from The Boondock Saints, yelling at his girlfriend’s friend: “I CAN’T GO FOR A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU’VE 🤬ED!”
😆😆😆👍.
There's something extra hilarious when they pick the right number.."nine guys...". Like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, "Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way?"
Yeah or this burn from Cool Runnings: “How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt”
What about any of the exchanges between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker from "Rush Hour"?
One of my favorite: "They call him 7-11 because his mouth never closes.".
I laughed so hard at that
I just died with Eric Cartman song, I mean how he insults Kyle mother in a lot of languajes is simply brillaint
And very offensive which makes it funnier, if you like that kind of humor.
That one was completely hilarious.
The word "Classic" comes to mind. 🙂
So non-PC to have him blacked up...First time I saw it I spat out my tea...
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
don't do it Cartman
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
I'm warning you!
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"
nikos731 “this little girl survived longer than that, with no weapons and no training!”
Aliens
Jay Boards whatcha you gona do? Put her in charge?
yes, the vasquez gender quip was the one that first came to my mind..
yes
1# He's just a donkey
- Shrek
Hi fellow Ninja!
Justin Y. Alter faker
I personally think that animated movies deserve their own list.
I swear I was reading that in shrek's voice...something's wrong with me😹
Wha?
"If we were your kids we'd punish ourselves." - "The Little Rascals"
I'm honestly surprised that Eddie Murphy's round of insults at Dave Chappelle in the movie Nutty Professor wasn't on here.
I'm surprised many so called insults are in there, they wernt decent at all
Or pretty much anything Eddie Murphy has ever said in a movie, really.
I would have put Chapelle's "I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa" in there.
"Look at them teeth. Looks like his momma had an a affair with Mr. Edd!"
One of my all-time favorites: "You're like a giant cockblocking robot developed in a secret f*cking government lab" -- Jesse Eisenberg, Zombieland
The "get out of the road virgin" comment wasn't that great. There were plenty of better insults in 40yr old virgin.
Still one of their better lists.
"you know how i know youre gay? you tried to put a glory hole in the mens room at smart tech" i loled soooo hard at that one
"SMOKE MY POLE!"
I know the insulting rant between the 2 black guys in the electronic store was great probly the best part of the movie.
“Do you know why you are gay?”
“You like Coldplay”
*Sees South Park, clicks instantly*
Happy 20th Anniversary to Bigger Longer and Uncut.
16:28
You guys missed Tom Cruise insult in Tropic Thunder!
That one should definitely be top 5
How could you possibly forget the all-time classic: "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?!"
Landlord: "Ventuuuuuraaaa"
Ace: "Yes, Satin?"
Landlord: ?
Ace: "Oh i'm sorry you sound like someone I know"
Andre Botha sorry, but I have to, satan.
That quote isn't really funny
"else"
Mean Girls is full of moments that are pure gold. The musical too.
Plastics😂
An insult I liked: "Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?" - Sirius Black To Snape.
Loved it
Personally , I prefer the line before it. “Once again you have put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual have come to the wrong conclusion.”
"Aren't you a little big for a stroller?"
"Aren't you a little big for a sidewalk?" David Spade - Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
I was waiting for Home Alone's "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my a**!" -Buzz
Yeah or “Filthy Animal” that’s a classic!
"This is ice, it's what happens when water gets too cold. This is Kent, this is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated. " Chris Knight- Real Genius.
Lot's of great quotes in that movie!
"Sitcho 5 dollar ass down before I make change" from New Jack City better be on here
"In The Loop" was excellent. Absolute comedic genius.
I agree, “The Thick of it” was definitely just as good too!
My favorite one is from Cool Runnings: "How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?"
THAT!? In a Disney movie!? Holy smokes!
Roxanne is loaded with great cut downs ! Plus it’s Steve Martin...
Would have liked to see Liar Liar when Jim Carrey Roasted everyone in the board room plus his boss
Yeah I loved that!!! See ya later Dickhead!!!! LOL
The best part was the way Carey put the exclamation point on it!
Yeah or another great Jim Carey insult is from the live action Grinch movie: If you are to utter just one syllable I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!
Cher's insult ridden exchange to Jack Nicholson is one of my favorites!!!!
I love the part in Uncle Buck where the little boy sitting outside the principal’s office can hear through the door as Uncle Buck is tearing the principal a new one he’s busting up laughing 😂
🤣 Totally. Candy was a funny dude.
@@jc.1191 the quarter and the line about getting a rat to gnaw off the mole was as funny as Joe Pesci in a Scorcese film without the swearing
You are DEFINITELY missing a scene from Wanted 2008. James McAvoy explodes at his boss Janice. A great build up to the burst and he deliver a brilliant scene of pure controlled rage filled insults.
The last 2 were bollocks you could get the best 20 from Full Metal jacket alone
That's why it deserve it's own list.
No Baseketball? The squeak vs ed insult is great.
Squeak: Your momma is deaf...
Ed: She's dead, fool.
Squeak: oh, so that's why she didn't move..
I was gonna throw hands if Monty Python didn't make the list! Though I'm sad "stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf herder" didn't even earn honorable mention.
Not to mention his response to Chewy for laughing. . . slow turn to face him, followed by "laugh it up, fuzzball!" Still use that one to this day.
"Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of *elderberries!"*
Beth Downey I was shocked that Life of Brian did not make it.
I fart in your general direction!
"I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser-brain." - Leia to Han
"Well, you're bout as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop"
-Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You honestly think Rodney Dangerfield didn't have a single one-liner day wouldn't make it in top 20? He was a comedic genius, and deserved more than honorable mention.
Especially in Caddyshack
@@SexyButCurious - Timeless classic.
@@SexyButCurious Yeah, I gotta get a a DVD of that gem. Thanks for reminding me!
The whole dinner party scene alone would fill up a top 20. "You're a real looker...wanna make $14 the hard way????" "This steak still has marks from where the jockey was whipping it!" "Tell the cook this is low grade dog food!" "I bet you were something before electricity!" "You're a funny guy, when are you due back at BoysTown?"
Noneyor Dambizness now l know why tigers eat there young.
Educating Rita
Rita's Father: "Denny, I'm sorry for you, lad. If she was a wife of mine I'd drown her."
Rita: "If I was a wife of yours I'd drown meself."
White chicks momma jokes should have been on there
I agree
Only in America lol
Best comedy ever btw
Shit was corny we been making jokes like that since the 80s
@@kingyichi1149 how's it corny if u made jokes like that
I've seen Uncle Buck over 100 times.
I love John Candy.
John Candy was a hilarious actor and it was sad when he died because he was such a good guy!
Even though r. Lee Ermeys taunt was a honorable mention I think at least one of his full metal jackets scene deserved to have been on the list, but that's just me.
Agreed. Brown stain on the matress...steers n queers !
Not Just you sir. Gunny could fill this list by Himself.
Who else’s ass is like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum😂
How could you not give clint Eastwood a mention on this as some of his timeless one liners from his dirty harry films are priceless like "do you have any children " "no " lucky for them " or heartbreak ridge "you've got a face on you like you've just got caught pumping your neighbour's cat " and countless others.
God that intro...
Mr. Ñ seems to me when they started adding vid cam rather than just having their voices over a video, it’s getting more cringy than ever
Wynn yeah
@@harroWynndubz fax they should have just kept it to their voices
@MusicListener Yeah, not al men are like those neanthertals you see con the Internet
@MusicListener maybe because she's not that attractive..
The whole exchange between Tommy, Michelle and the "rascals" on the shore in Tommy Boy.
Seriously nothing from Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor where he's battling Dave Chappelle , whos playing an insult comic? Your list is weak and should have included it.
Maybe its time for Reggie, to talk about yo momma...a lil bit. 🤣I love that part.
All their videos are weak man. Honestly. RUclips trash. There are at least 3 or 4 better channels with extremely similar content, but with much more thought...Oh and actually FUNNY, INTERESTING and actually smart hosts.
"My ancestors touched the monoleth and yours stood there and watched" Movie : 5-25-77
"If I could build a time machine, I'd go back and teach your Grandma how to swallow!"---by Me.
"Hey, I saw your Dad the other day on the corner of 5th & Main St., it was so sweet of him to give your Mom a break!"---by Me.
“No talent ass clown” is by far, to this day, my favorite insult towards anyone
How is the only thing from Full Metal Jacket the 150 lbs of chewed bubblegum? There were so many amazing insults from that movie that easily should've made top 5
“I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD PILE SHIT THAT HIGH” being one of them
Uncle Buck hands down was and is the best insult on screen ever.
Nothing from Whiplash?
I know it was uncomfortable, but I couldn't help but laugh at how cruel J.K. Simmons could be :D
Ahhh the French taunter. I have pulled muscles and shed tears laughing at all of his appearances.
#1 funniest game insult ever.
Claire: This is Sherry!
Sherry: :)
Leon: ok
Hi Potatomato
😂
@@princessalysonsweatwinter hi
Idk, Sir Hammerlock's insult to Claptrap in the beginning of Borderlands 2 was pretty good...
Sir Hammerlock: Every time Claptrap speaks, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.
These were all very funny. I was laughing so hard I almost cried. OH! What do you think of this "yo mama" joke I found. "Yo mama's so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white." I really hope you like that one.
I fart in your general direction!! Your mother was a hamster!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And your father smelt of elderberries
"Nice gun. Do they make one for men?"
- Shaolin Soccer
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Cartman's song will never get old.
It’s in both the show and the movie. In fact, it appeared in the show first, in the episode Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. Cartman sings it after Mrs. Broflovski ruins their Christmas pageant because she’s a Jew!
Happy 20 MILLION?!!
U look like kanye if he was a chubby little kid
@@RDavis2789 ? I was talking about how u look not the face u were making chub chub
@@RDavis2789also ur beard looks like its been drawn on by a sharpie
@@azraelevins7147 lol that's because it was!! DIY!! Guess you don't have a problem with that? No hair, no balls
@@azraelevins7147if only you can find it, your hand would know all about 😉👋👌👍
Cartman's mom and Kylie's mom showing up was the original "Oh No!" moment.
The South Park movie is a masterpiece 👌🏻
Yeah thanks Matt and Trey!
"You're about as sincere as a Valentine's Day card from a pimp!"
I’m very happy that The French Taunter made #1 too.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
So am I. It cracks me up.
@@David_Theisen LOL!
1 insult you missed that was comedic gold was from sleepaway camp, where one of the kids tells someone to "eat s*** and die!" And the retort is "eat s*** and live!" while giving the guy the finger. That one probably isn't number one but I think deserves to be in the top 10.
Swing a miss by leaving out Steve Martin's scene with the airline lady in Plains, Trains, and Automobiles
No his exchange with the guy in St. Louis is the best!! LOL “If I wanted a joke I’d follow you into the John and watch you take a leak”
The "White Man Can't Jump" insult was savage. 😆
The Ghostbusters dickless joke should have been #1 that scene is cinematic gold!
Kyle Gifford I heard that scene was improvised too!
@@allisonheath1156 You're right as well. To get Dan, Bill and Harold playing in character. I wish we could see the outtakes. Not deleted scenes, but full on losing their shit. The are some of the kings if comedy. RIP Mr. Ramis.
The "Ghostbusters" line should have been number one. Followed with, "You can believe Mr. Pecker..."
Those joke in the beginning were cringy
Its been so cringey lately since they reached 20 million subscribers
The worst... soooo embarrassing
@3:11 he completely destroys her with 'she's married?". Lmao 💕
Cartman calling Kyle's mom a b*tch was the best one 😂😂😂
"Tis but a scratch! " "But you have no arm sir". One of my own amongst a lot of other people's favorites, could quite possibly be my no.1 movie!
love that lil back and forth but how is that an insult??
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Has got to be my favourite movie insult ever.
i was waiting for that one tbh
I like the one when he's fighting with the late Bob barker and he says oh, and the price is wrong bitch. An obvious reference to the price is right game show.
Almost every movie Ice Cube is in nowadays could be a list of it's own
" Justin Bieber's chubby double....wolverina......hairy potter"
From the dictator
You won me over so much more with those Monty Python comments
This list is irrelevant for relegating Full Metal Jacket to an “honorable mention”
Alec Ryan Moriarty it should be number 1!!!
Watching this when it got honorable mentions I'm thinking to myself "oh come on! it didn't even make the list!?!" But then it was number one. Caught myself screaming 'yes' so loud.
I honestly didn't think you could outdo Billy Madison's "We are all Dumber, now, for hearing it," but Monty Python FTW :-D
Back in the 70's, in the 5th season of M*A*S*H, Klinger said to Zale, "If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards".
I know it's not a movie, but the line was originally from this tv show. Just saying...
Idk what movie it is, but mike epps makes fun of a balding henchman and says" you aint got a forehead, you got a fivehead! I bet you dont have dreams,you have movies" that shit was hilarious
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
And
If you can dodge an RPG, your Jesus
Local Hero
Townsman: "Are you sure there are two L's in 'dollar', Gideon?"
Gideon: "Yes! An' are there two G's in 'bugger off'?"
"Hey lazer lips, your mother was a snowblower"
Short Circuit.
OK, but I still say that. 😂
I thoroughly enjoyed your presentation. An excellent compilation, and DEFINITELY great voice over work!
I always loved the “son of a motherless goat” from Three Amigos
Bill Murray is the king of straight-faced insults.. His whole career is pretty much based on sarcastic humor
From Garfield The Movie: “Have you tasted yourself lately?”😂
BRAD 'I seem to remember knocking on YOUR door" KEVIN "Yeah, and I seem to remember breaking YOUR face' Seven
Never have I ever heard The Doctor curse so much that his lines had to be *blooped* 10+ times in 1 film.
The Billy Madison insult should be number #1. Nothing beats that perfect insult.
Yep, and what makes it worse is that it was beat out by Monty Python, a movie that I have no understanding as to why people find it funny. I fart in your general direction and your father was a berry or what ever he said. That isn't funny. It is just stupid.
@@hawk4731 or you just have different comedic tastes than others. I myself burst out laughing at that scene, and it was the only one on the list that got more than a smirk from me, but that's because I enjoy the joke, and possibly because I understand it. the whole "fart in your general direction" is just a simple opener for the actual insult. He says "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry's", which implies his father had drunken sex with a hamster, and he is the offspring of that union. For me it was both the best, and funniest insult of the list, but that's my opinion.
@@leonmorte7241 , I agree, but it is already implied that is my opinion when I made the statement. I understand why you said that, because it emphasizes a point that some people neglect to see, but still it isn't necessary. Anyways, on to the joke. I don't know what an elderberry is and I have never seen it in a grocery store and even after I googled "elderberries and alcohol" I got minimal helpful responses of it being commonly used in alcohol. That being said, if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny. Comedy has to be funny in the moment and that just doesn't do it. I may go back and watch Monty Python, because I may have given it a an unfair shake since I haven't seen it for a long time, but I found it boring and kind of pompous in its comedic delivery when I first saw it.
@@hawk4731 I hope my comment didn't come of condescending, I just felt yours came off a bit too harsh and was trying to balance it out with my own opinion. I understand that having to explain a joke removes the humor of it, I just wanted to help you understand why people find it funny. Also, I just looked up elderberries, and the scientific name is Sambucus and the one I believe being referenced is Sambucus nigra, as it is found in Europe. Might be a more common wine in Europe than here, and would have made the joke easier to understand. As for going back and watching The Holy Grail, or anything Monty Python related, I highly suggest you at least give his work a second chance, a lot of current day comedy is influenced by him.
@@leonmorte7241, It came off a little bit that way, but so did mine, and that is just how opinions work sometimes. I pretty much invited this conversation by attacking anybody who likes those movies, but that is kind of the point. I want to hear others opinions on something I may be missing out on, especially something as iconic as Monty Python. It is well respected and I will give it another chance, but I have always found British humor pretty dry and less engaging in the moment.
Should've played the whole Uncle Buck clip... funniest burn ever!!
can we agree that this is the most iconic voice ever
French taunter is the greatest and the entire first half of Full Metal Jacket with R. Lee Ermey is just about equally as hilarious
"Yourr moms chest hair " was the best!
The Sandlot joke was stolen word for word from a MASH episode.
Full Metal Jacket insults should have been at least number 2 on the list and Chubby Chase should have been higher too.
😂”Your ass is like 500 pounds of chewed bubble gum” yeah I wish...
Revenge of the Nerds is my ALL time favourite 80's comedy! Glad it got a nod.
same my friend same
“You’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop.”
I figured that quote would make the list, sad that it didn't.
Dodgeball
Christmas Vacation should have been number one. Chevy Chases delivery was perfection.
And "Kiss my Entire ass" (Della Reese) from Harlem Nights has to be on the list
National lampoon and planes trains and automobiles rants will always hold a special place in my childhood. I think they should have made top 5.