johns entire life was the howard stern show. dont believe me? listen to his podcast now, all he does is talk about howard and the old days. he has nothing else in life to talk about.
@@fntime Agreed. Howard has become a joke. I love hearing the inside stuff about him and his lame ass meetings about fake twitter accounts. If the Howard of 20 years ago knew what he would become he would have quit radio and become a monk
I'm not sure that's fair to John. The Stern Show was just one of Stuttering John's successful stops along the way. John's been successful everywhere - but an $$$- divorce can really take the pyss out of you. One older dude who lives across the hall. Had two divorces, lost both homes - significant child support etc. He said he's still catching his breath from the second divorce, which was almost 2.5 decades ago. .
John was afraid to say that Don Buchwald (Howard’s, Robin’s, Gary’s, and at the time, John’s manager), berated and screamed at him for doing the record contract “behind his back”. Don represented John “as a favor to Howard“ and told John he wanted nothing to do with his band. John showed him up by getting the Atlantic deal and Buchwald freaked on him. That’s why John is petrified to tell the truth about why he’s upset about his deal.
He didn't want Don or Howard to kill his deal or berate him into not taking it. Believe me Howard's not happy at ANY of his workers doing something outside of his show.
"stop saying 'ecstatic' " EXACTLY. John is such an OCD mess, he fixates on words/phrases and repeats them over and over. His brain is like a busted washing machine.
John can translate the comedic visions of the superstars, i.e. the Stern's and the Leno's - i.e. the obnoxious interviewer on the Stern show who John played to the nth - John was unbelievable in that role - unstoppable. John's own humor is very cerebral -
What was hilarious is that the record company and MTV put a lot of money into his shitty album and promotion. Thanks to his association with the Stern Show. And they were treating Stuttering John like royalty. Even throwing him a release party.. And then reality kicked in when he had a signing at a record store and only 20 people showed up.. That's when everyone realized the album was going to be a bomb.
Record labels don’t care about talent they only care about sales. They figure Howard will promote the fuck out of this for us for free not realizing the dynamic between Howard and John. Howard promoted the album but even gives an obvious nudge that “hey this sucks”
@@Moviestar_Fingernails I remember when it originally aired. Both Gange and Grillo were at the signing with Stuttering John and they were the ones who reported to Howard. I don't know if someone has that particular show here on RUclips.
I love how he humble brags about signing a record deal that he doesn't deserve. "Oh I'm so upset about getting a record deal based on my 'talent.'" Just as he got the Tonight Show job based on his "talent." Both of those gigs ended very well too. If I were as untalented as he was, I would have saved every dollar and lived very small, knowing my luck could not last forever. However, self-awareness was never John's strong suit. He still believes he's talented.
John made the classic moving to LA mistake. Huge house in a gated community, fancy car, artwork, sports memorabilia, huge parties, etc, etc. He learned real fast though that 500k per year before taxes doesn't go too far in Los Angeles. Then... his California divorce, house gone, nice car gone, alimony, child support for three kids, wife gets half his retirement, half his 401k... John is now dead broke and begs for $5 "superchats" on his unlistenable podcast.
@@drevm7991 John only lasted a short time in front of the camera with Leno. Within months they had him prerecording the intro. John was then bounced around behind the scenes as a "writer." John was not well liked by the Leno crew. Many ex-Leno employees have been on various shows and they do nothing but badmouth him. Not surprising imo.
John is a talentless, delusional, loser. Robin helps make the show what it is, every day. Both John and Robin know when to use "are" instead of "is", unlike you. Here's some help for you, genius. When deciding whether to use is or are, look at whether the noun is plural or singular. If the noun is singular, use is. If it is plural or there is more than one noun, use are.
Fast forward to 2022 I would personally would like to thank Atlantic records for never signing john for always recognizing that John never had any talent . Richard and Sal always had the talent.
16:30 so Stuttering john did exactly what the pelican wants which is not to bother him or talk to him, but at the same time, he wants him to ask him what to do?
At 15:25 Howard takes a commercial break & gets upset because during the commercial Stuttering John explained to Howard his Record Deal, & Howard gets pissed when he learns the details of the Record Contract
This was one of the rare times where he seemed mad cuz A staff member didn’t sign a deal that paid them the most they could get, maybe this is what caused him to change n just say no to any project outside the show that the staff wanted to be involved in
@@originalhybrid5379 Howard didn’t let staff do other things because it hurt his brand as a whole if what they do sucks (which it will since none of his guys are talented outside of the show).
Stuttering John had some big moments on the Stern show but most of the time, his head was empty as a balloon. He was an annoying dope. @20:44 I love how randomly Howard yells at him to get out lol
John said to Howard that I would never leave you..... imagine your boss berating you everyday at work, John took it because John realizes he is stupid, so he takes it, it’s actually smart
Man. If stuttering dummie had just been a realtor and marketed it every once in a while on the show, he'd be worth $50 million by now. How no one on the show ever did that is beyond me. People would work with you just because you're on the show Seeing him today shows just how incompetent the guy is
I'm ashamed to admit that I had Stuttering John's album (cassette) before I even knew who he was. I don't even remember how I heard him first. I wanna say Beavis and Butthead. I just can't remember.
He was never on Beavis and Butthead; although he tried to fabricate a friendship with Mike Judge to get his garbage song/video on there. That failed, like everything else he ever tried.
John should learn when it keeps up to himself like the bits or the video where you try to prank Steve like for setting up a fake acting when everything went wrong he should have learned to consult Howard and his friends at the station this would never have happened
"Stuttering John Signs Record Deal." "Stuttering John signs with the Tonight Show." "Stuttering John and Stern Show terrorize Fashion Week in New York City." -"always the headlines, never the back page."
John do you understand how delusional you are? You were known because Jackie and Fred wrote funny questions for you to ask celebrities. The stern show was popular and you were one of many characters on it. That’s all it is
@@DrunkenDrew Yeah well, I listened from 91 - 2013 albeit "off & on" watched every year of the E! show so I know it well enough and Fred always had a hard-on for John after he signed his first record deal Johns an asshole but he was more musically gifted than Fred and John barely practiced it just came natural to him while Fred, on the other hand, has toiled at it for 40 years with not much to show for it
Horrible. Even WITH Howard playing it and talking it up every morning it tanked. John has zero talent. His guitar playing "skills" are embarrassingly amateurish. His singing?? Hahaha... What singing? Plus, all of his songs sound alike!
Of course not! If they succeeded, they'd leave him, and although he'd never admit it, he needs every single employee he has to fill in the many, many gaps he isn't capable of doing. Liiiike... being funny, any/all research to do with guests/interviews, resembling a human being... actually, it's much easier for me to list the few things he can do. He can...uhh, he's really good at... umm, Ooh ooh, I got it! He's amazing at exploiting people who ARE funny, and have actual talent. He's an insanely cheap J... I mean a thrifty guy. There's nobody better than he is at screwing over loyal employees of 20-30+ years, he's the only "man" I've ever seen that looks like a cartoon witch, and probably holds the record for celebrities who have stayed in the closet longest. But his biggest accomplishment has to be that even though he is impressively hideous on the outside, he somehow manages to be even uglier on the inside...WOW!!!
His approach to letting everyone know how great he was is what kills him. People know his background, yet he has to pound it into anyone that will listen head. His level of cluelessnes is mind bending.
What was that with Howard acting like every single entertainment company wanted his mighty talent? Atlantic Records couldn’t sign Howard so they took John??!! Really Howard?! What was the idea that you’re a professional musician now? By the way John shouldn’t have been allowed to even audition for Atlantic. He’s such a horrible musician. The show was full of stupid phonies.
It was a reasonable cd. but that was all he had was one shot. fred so deeply jealous “you’ve gone too far….pissing on my lawn”. he and his son daughter such a sorry story now w no money and kc said 2 strokes (i hope is not true)
johns entire life was the howard stern show. dont believe me? listen to his podcast now, all he does is talk about howard and the old days. he has nothing else in life to talk about.
Truth
Howard deserves John. Howard is a disloyal prick who now has John
spilling all the beans about Howard & his phoney existence
@@fntime Agreed. Howard has become a joke. I love hearing the inside stuff about him and his lame ass meetings about fake twitter accounts. If the Howard of 20 years ago knew what he would become he would have quit radio and become a monk
I'm not sure that's fair to John. The Stern Show was just one of Stuttering John's
successful stops along the way. John's been successful everywhere - but an $$$- divorce
can really take the pyss out of you. One older dude who lives across the hall. Had two
divorces, lost both homes - significant child support etc. He said he's still catching his
breath from the second divorce, which was almost 2.5 decades ago.
.
he has to be the building janitor now, and just to make ends meet.
.
John was afraid to say that Don Buchwald (Howard’s, Robin’s, Gary’s, and at the time, John’s manager), berated and screamed at him for doing the record contract “behind his back”. Don represented John “as a favor to Howard“ and told John he wanted nothing to do with his band. John showed him up by getting the Atlantic deal and Buchwald freaked on him. That’s why John is petrified to tell the truth about why he’s upset about his deal.
So Don just wanted to line his pockets as well 🤔
@@edub9930 no. It's his job he was hired to do. There's a lot of issues that go into this.
Thank for explaining this….I never understood what was actually going here
Jackie say's there's a missing piece of the puzzle. Something he's not saying. Thanks Willie!
He didn't want Don or Howard to kill his deal or berate him into not taking it. Believe me Howard's not happy at ANY of his workers doing something outside of his show.
"stop saying 'ecstatic' " EXACTLY. John is such an OCD mess, he fixates on words/phrases and repeats them over and over. His brain is like a busted washing machine.
So his train of thought works just like his stutter. Lmao
He really thought that he was some undiscovered super talent smh. The delusion is real to this day
Stuttering John was never purposefully funny
so true...that's why his podcasts now get 500 views..
@Tom Anderson ok John...no need to hide behind a fake account
John can translate the comedic visions of the superstars, i.e. the
Stern's and the Leno's - i.e. the obnoxious interviewer on the Stern show
who John played to the nth - John was unbelievable in that role - unstoppable.
John's own humor is very cerebral -
@@jermaineoneal123 500? He fucking wishes.
@@josephkelley8641 John's humor is cerebral palsy.
What was hilarious is that the record company and MTV put a lot of money into his shitty album and promotion. Thanks to his association with the Stern Show. And they were treating Stuttering John like royalty. Even throwing him a release party..
And then reality kicked in when he had a signing at a record store and only 20 people showed up..
That's when everyone realized the album was going to be a bomb.
Of course. John is only entertaining when he's being abused by Howard. No one wants him for anything else. He'll never understand that.
Record labels don’t care about talent they only care about sales. They figure Howard will promote the fuck out of this for us for free not realizing the dynamic between Howard and John. Howard promoted the album but even gives an obvious nudge that “hey this sucks”
《HERO OF THE STUPID!!!!》
Is there audio of this?
@@Moviestar_Fingernails I remember when it originally aired. Both Gange and Grillo were at the signing with Stuttering John and they were the ones who reported to Howard.
I don't know if someone has that particular show here on RUclips.
Just a quick video of Early 90’s Stern, Stuttering John signed a Record Deal without Telling anyone till after he signed it
Hey do you have the whole Leno letterman saga? Thank you
I love how he humble brags about signing a record deal that he doesn't deserve. "Oh I'm so upset about getting a record deal based on my 'talent.'" Just as he got the Tonight Show job based on his "talent." Both of those gigs ended very well too. If I were as untalented as he was, I would have saved every dollar and lived very small, knowing my luck could not last forever. However, self-awareness was never John's strong suit. He still believes he's talented.
Wasn’t John the voice guy until the show ended?
John made the classic moving to LA mistake.
Huge house in a gated community, fancy car, artwork, sports memorabilia, huge parties, etc, etc. He learned real fast though that 500k per year before taxes doesn't go too far in Los Angeles. Then... his California divorce, house gone, nice car gone, alimony, child support for three kids, wife gets half his retirement, half his 401k...
John is now dead broke and begs for $5 "superchats" on his unlistenable podcast.
@@drevm7991 John only lasted a short time in front of the camera with Leno. Within months they had him prerecording the intro. John was then bounced around behind the scenes as a "writer." John was not well liked by the Leno crew. Many ex-Leno employees have been on various shows and they do nothing but badmouth him. Not surprising imo.
@@jerryjeromehawkins1712 false on all accounts.
Even if I won the lottery, like a few mil, I'd live small. Fug that. You never know.
John is UNLISTENABLE.
From Gary hearing a rumor to he knows the whole damn story down to the photos.
Before he signed his record deal, how many of you knew John was even in a band? I didn’t
This is such classic stuff 🤣
It's a reminder of how untalented and delusional John is.
Hero of the Clearance Bin.
"I'd never leave you." said No-Talent Melendez.
Jhon was the shittiest stern show character of all.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Him being so shit to me is so hilarious. When Howard argues with him, and he always has a rebuttal. The guy thought he was a superstar
Agreed and him leaving was a good thing, sal and Richard was much better
John and Robin is the most untaleneted lucky people in showbiz history
John is a talentless, delusional, loser. Robin helps make the show what it is, every day. Both John and Robin know when to use "are" instead of "is", unlike you.
Here's some help for you, genius. When deciding whether to use is or are, look at whether the noun is plural or singular. If the noun is singular, use is. If it is plural or there is more than one noun, use are.
6:25 "I will never leave you" - Stuttering John to Howard, lmao
H: "You gotta know that about yourself, that you're stupid."
SJ: "Well, I guess i am"
Fast forward to 2022 I would personally would like to thank Atlantic records for never signing john for always recognizing that John never had any talent . Richard and Sal always had the talent.
16:30 so Stuttering john did exactly what the pelican wants which is not to bother him or talk to him, but at the same time, he wants him to ask him what to do?
Thank you for this stuff, so classic 🙏🙏
nirvaner album
Pamerler Anderson.
A certain type of cage
Stuttering John: "I would Never leave"
Jay Leno: "Challenge Accepted"
6:33 “I would never leave you”- stuttering John
Yea ok
Lol John was always saying C’mon just 5 Minutes please juu uhhh uhhh SSS sssss TAHHH TAH -FYE VE AH- Min a Minutes Lol 😂
At 15:25 Howard takes a commercial break & gets upset because during the commercial Stuttering John explained to Howard his Record Deal, & Howard gets pissed when he learns the details of the Record Contract
This was one of the rare times where he seemed mad cuz A staff member didn’t sign a deal that paid them the most they could get, maybe this is what caused him to change n just say no to any project outside the show that the staff wanted to be involved in
at 6:33 john says "i would never leave you"
Original Hybrid yea I bet John signed a 360 deal and Howard realized it right away
@@originalhybrid5379 Howard didn’t let staff do other things because it hurt his brand as a whole if what they do sucks (which it will since none of his guys are talented outside of the show).
@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 Except Richard Christy of course.
Hero of the Stupid will forever be the greatest drop.
Stuttering John had some big moments on the Stern show but most of the time, his head was empty as a balloon. He was an annoying dope. @20:44 I love how randomly Howard yells at him to get out lol
6:02 Biggest joke in the history of this universe. Also about Robin, Howard's therapist somehow taught him to tolerate Robin's success to a degree.
John said to Howard that I would never leave you..... imagine your boss berating you everyday at work, John took it because John realizes he is stupid, so he takes it, it’s actually smart
Fake stutter
Who is Nirvaner? I've heard of Nirvana.
How man millions of albums did John sell?
John lucked out and got on the Airheads soundtrack.
( Jay Leno era ) "And and the Show tonight, Pameler Anderson!!" LOL
@@1970borntorun He actually moves the r from “Andeson” to Pamaler.
Howard obviously had already heard-he slips up way too many times. Even Jackie went “it’s just a decent guess” when John says that Wig knew.
12:21 "Nirvarner"
Everybody's normal but him.
They put all those soap suds to hide his cellulite lol 😂 I love when Howard would try to pronounce cellulite haha
cell-you-leet lol
Cell you leet
That shut annoyed me to no end lmao. Was it on purpose ?
Fred so mad he noting even making fun of John
Man. If stuttering dummie had just been a realtor and marketed it every once in a while on the show, he'd be worth $50 million by now. How no one on the show ever did that is beyond me. People would work with you just because you're on the show
Seeing him today shows just how incompetent the guy is
I'm ashamed to admit that I had Stuttering John's album (cassette) before I even knew who he was.
I don't even remember how I heard him first. I wanna say Beavis and Butthead. I just can't remember.
Can you tell me the title of one of his songs?
B P “Stuttering John- I’ll talk my way out of it”
@@fringestream990 thanks i just heard it. But i don't think he can talk his way out of that song just being straight garbage, haha.
He was never on Beavis and Butthead; although he tried to fabricate a friendship with Mike Judge to get his garbage song/video on there. That failed, like everything else he ever tried.
8:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Does John still dabble in music?
His false humility is sickening
SJ success has to be off his talent....big record companies and talk shows are always looking for stuttering bafoons...🤔
《HERO OF THE STUPID!!!》
6:34 I would never leave you.
12:21..Nivaner album.
John should learn when it keeps up to himself like the bits or the video where you try to prank Steve like for setting up a fake acting when everything went wrong he should have learned to consult Howard and his friends at the station this would never have happened
6:34 are u sure about that John 🤔
I can’t stand him dude
Howard is wound up because in reality he hates that John got the deal and made sure Howard was the reason.
Stootering Juan.
what year is this from?
guessing 94?
The luckiest man in show business.... well, until he wasn't 😅
6:52
"Stuttering John Signs Record Deal."
"Stuttering John signs with the Tonight Show."
"Stuttering John and Stern Show terrorize Fashion Week in New York City."
-"always the headlines, never the back page."
"JOSEPH KELLEY" IS STUTTERING JOHN'S FAKE ACCOUNT. John, you are a special needs fuckhead with chronic b.o.
John do you understand how delusional you are? You were known because Jackie and Fred wrote funny questions for you to ask celebrities. The stern show was popular and you were one of many characters on it. That’s all it is
"i would never leave you" -sJ
*Gets picked up by Leno 5 mins later*
🤦🏻♂️
"I would never leave you!"
6:33 "I would never leave you "
Howard never wants anyone else to move up, no matter what he says
You dumb guys always hear it that way
Yup
You can almost hear the jealousy oozing out of Fred the frustrated leader of King Norris with no record deal ever..
If you knew anything about the show you would know that’s just not in Fred’s nature.
@@DrunkenDrew Yeah well, I listened from 91 - 2013 albeit "off & on" watched every year of the E! show so I know it well enough and Fred always had a hard-on for John after he signed his first record deal Johns an asshole but he was more musically gifted than Fred and John barely practiced it just came natural to him while Fred, on the other hand, has toiled at it for 40 years with not much to show for it
@@Cruiserweight190 okay John, okay.. now go drown your sorrows in suds, lol.
I thought he got the deal before howard
Stuttering John never got anything before or after Howard.
The problem is that John sucks as a songwriter, singer etc. his record was awful.
Horrible. Even WITH Howard playing it and talking it up every morning it tanked. John has zero talent. His guitar playing "skills" are embarrassingly amateurish. His singing?? Hahaha... What singing?
Plus, all of his songs sound alike!
@@jerryjeromehawkins1712 Atlantic wouldn't have gave him a job as a janitor without howard
@@coolmotherluver415 👍🏽🎸
John putting on the fake stutter extra thick. No talent, lucked Upwards His whole life ALL off of a fake stutter
Did John's music career ever amount to anything?
Nothing Stuttering Jerk ever did amounted to anything.
He had a song called 'ride the riverboat' on the Brainscan soundtrack
@@itzfixed Yeah and it was horrible, just like everything else he ever tried.
He played the trumpet on public access TV when he was in third grade.
@@itzfixed that had nothing to do with John tho, as always it was just a ploy to get Howard to promote it
John was nervous because he knew Howard would have a jealous negative reaction and take all the credit.
Howard is never happy for the success of the people that work on his show.
Of course not! If they succeeded, they'd leave him, and although he'd never admit it, he needs every single employee he has to fill in the many, many gaps he isn't capable of doing. Liiiike... being funny, any/all research to do with guests/interviews, resembling a human being... actually, it's much easier for me to list the few things he can do. He can...uhh, he's really good at... umm, Ooh ooh, I got it! He's amazing at exploiting people who ARE funny, and have actual talent. He's an insanely cheap J... I mean a thrifty guy. There's nobody better than he is at screwing over loyal employees of 20-30+ years, he's the only "man" I've ever seen that looks like a cartoon witch, and probably holds the record for celebrities who have stayed in the closet longest. But his biggest accomplishment has to be that even though he is impressively hideous on the outside, he somehow manages to be even uglier on the inside...WOW!!!
That's what makes this the best bit. It's brilliant, there are endless clips of him screaming at his staff about doing side projects.
@@SrD1D0 dam straight that’s all I want to hear from him
It may not be PC and idc but his shuddering bothers me
he is fake stuttering
That was a great album and a great video, Howard dumped all over any hope that album had…damn good music
Wiggy so jealous
His approach to letting everyone know how great he was is what kills him. People know his background, yet he has to pound it into anyone that will listen head. His level of cluelessnes is mind bending.
What was that with Howard acting like every single entertainment company wanted his mighty talent? Atlantic Records couldn’t sign Howard so they took John??!! Really Howard?! What was the idea that you’re a professional musician now? By the way John shouldn’t have been allowed to even audition for Atlantic. He’s such a horrible musician. The show was full of stupid phonies.
It was a reasonable cd. but that was all he had was one shot. fred so deeply jealous “you’ve gone too far….pissing on my lawn”. he and his son daughter such a sorry story now w no money and kc said 2 strokes (i hope is not true)