Jerma985 Full Stream: Hitman Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 89

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 7 лет назад +120

    The lack of control through this entire playthrough had me dying of laughter, his psychopathic tendencies couldn't be contained.

    • @GyroGarrison
      @GyroGarrison 4 года назад +7

      No self constraint what so ever

  • @boblecocojames
    @boblecocojames 8 лет назад +91

    Bro,seriously I really appreciate the fact that you put up old streams. Thank you man, really :)

  • @secondri7121
    @secondri7121 7 лет назад +68

    i love how the punchline for this stream seems to just be jerma punching the nearest person for no reason

    • @xabtos
      @xabtos 7 лет назад +9

      secondri it is a PUNCHline

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 2 года назад +3

      Just like in real life...

  • @adisturbedpistachio223
    @adisturbedpistachio223 7 лет назад +37

    Gameplay at 7:28
    1:37:29 A blunt instrument to the head along with a perfectly fitting "wait, what?!".

  • @stephaniek1697
    @stephaniek1697 3 года назад +34

    I cant believe he only made it through the tutorial and 2 missions in over 5 hours

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake 2 года назад +16

      He kept randomly punching people and dying repeatedly. I don’t know how he found it entertaining after the first dozen attempts

    • @Kai-rc6zi
      @Kai-rc6zi 2 года назад

      @@tpd1864blake he has ADHD, punching random people calms him

    • @erwins_arm
      @erwins_arm 10 месяцев назад +7

      God I love jerma

  • @Conduit_K
    @Conduit_K 2 года назад +11

    Such a goat for uploading Jermas older streams

  • @eatmoregames5026
    @eatmoregames5026 4 года назад +31

    Dang, Agent 47 can only take a few bullets in this version. They must've updated the game to give him more health.

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 2 года назад

      Yeah he can take a crazy amount of bullets nowadays

  • @FrankWest1970
    @FrankWest1970 6 месяцев назад +5

    It’s almost like we can still feel his presence today :(

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 4 года назад +28

    *DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS GUY?! HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS ARMS CROSSED!*

    • @floris2042
      @floris2042 Год назад

      boykisser pfp
      I see him everywhere, even in jerma hitman vods im not safe

    • @erwins_arm
      @erwins_arm 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@floris2042it's just a cat what

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 8 месяцев назад

      @@erwins_armfound the straight person, got damn
      They don’t know 😢

    • @olyophogrific
      @olyophogrific 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@floris2042 explain yourself after 1 year

  • @SignorTizio
    @SignorTizio 7 лет назад +18

    1:31:19 that guy sounds almost exactly like Etalyx

    • @elektric8496
      @elektric8496 6 лет назад +17

      Wow, can't believe game devs. use the same text-to-speech app as Jerma.

  • @MrCoolfuzzy18
    @MrCoolfuzzy18 Год назад +10

    this is fucking agonizing

    • @Jb-db5kj
      @Jb-db5kj 11 месяцев назад +4

      Came from the hitman 3 streams and yes, yes it is, I love it though. Even if I want to rip my hair out sometimes

  • @SantaClaus-kk8zr
    @SantaClaus-kk8zr 7 лет назад +12

    Jerma makes me sleep deprived and I love it.

  • @salbarry
    @salbarry 8 лет назад +12

    thanks for the uploads yo, appreciated

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 8 месяцев назад +4

    He gets so angry so quickly when it is entirely his fault

  • @Alcamest100
    @Alcamest100 8 лет назад +17

    Every other rich male character sounds like Ster did the voice over for them! lol

  • @yeahnuld
    @yeahnuld 8 лет назад +22

    VIK FOR FIRST NOBLE

  • @brandongittens9045
    @brandongittens9045 7 лет назад +8

    Just the move I was contemplating

  • @gabrokkerhun
    @gabrokkerhun 2 года назад +3

    1:13:24 is an unintentional RUclips poop.

  • @FriedrichTheGreatest
    @FriedrichTheGreatest 8 лет назад +5

    nice, thanks for uploading this

  • @FEURGALA
    @FEURGALA 5 месяцев назад

    It’s feels like I can still hear Jerma’s voice. Rip jerma

  • @ASadTeddyBear
    @ASadTeddyBear 8 лет назад +6

    you're a legend. I was gonna find the twitch VOD today but I think it expired out

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 6 лет назад +11

    Jerma dying 15 times during the tutorial made me really frustrated ngl

  • @Grimbo_1212
    @Grimbo_1212 7 месяцев назад +2

    You know, Jerma definitely sucks beyond belief at this game, but I've never laughed myself into a wheezing fit while playing Hitman so part of me thinks that he's the real winner
    4:40:35 ONION RING

  • @Jb-db5kj
    @Jb-db5kj 11 месяцев назад +3

    I love hitman, one of my favourite games ever. I also love jerma. One would think watching jerma play hitman would be a fun experience. It is not. It is agony. There is truly only one place to go to watch the game be played like this 😭 I know I said it’s agony but I physically cannot stop watching.

  • @eth10s
    @eth10s 8 лет назад +3

    "get baked"

  • @polygondwanaland8390
    @polygondwanaland8390 7 лет назад +4

    dog bless vod uploaders

  • @batboy5023
    @batboy5023 8 лет назад +6

    YES! THANK YOU!

  • @Agent-yf1sc
    @Agent-yf1sc 6 лет назад +4

    I still live and I see you!

  • @mikotoh
    @mikotoh 2 года назад

    35:03 as a fan of vinny yes i believe im also part of the yot crew

  • @PenguinMavs
    @PenguinMavs 8 лет назад +1

    wheres the part where he gets a shit ton of 10k bitz back to back

  • @vanitymirrorss
    @vanitymirrorss 2 года назад +1

    I agree but I'd prefer not getting stabbed or assaulted on/immediately after getting off the bus. Surprisingly both have happened a couple times to me.

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo Год назад

    4:54:47 Crazy killer

  • @timbuktu.1
    @timbuktu.1 6 лет назад

    1:46:17

  • @_missingtornado
    @_missingtornado Год назад

    3:34:30 "closed casket funeral"

  • @--AngeliqueEdith
    @--AngeliqueEdith 6 лет назад +1

    thanks for this

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo Год назад

    32:27 Crazy person

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo Год назад +1

    3:40:49 NOW IM THE CLOWN

  • @seannotconnery8191
    @seannotconnery8191 7 лет назад +3

    DENZ IS A TALENTED ASSASSIN

  • @ZyxousMew
    @ZyxousMew Год назад

    1:08:58 _no_

  • @decodas
    @decodas Год назад

    4:15:00 The Mouse came out

  • @faitttth
    @faitttth Месяц назад

    he just kills everyone lol

  • @Theeclarencebird
    @Theeclarencebird Год назад

    Yes

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas 2 года назад +3

    2:05:52 It used to be: _"Hi Jerma! How are you tonight?"_
    To:
    _"Jerma, how High are you tonight?_
    Please stop with the Marijuana, Everyone loses when it comes to interpreting proper grammar while high...

  • @PASTELXENON
    @PASTELXENON 3 года назад

    the game is quite different than what 2016 is now, like the format of the stages

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo Год назад

    4:36:50 lmao

  • @HoxMouse
    @HoxMouse 2 года назад +1

    Jesus christ it's hot, ah man I gotta get a new suit look at this thing, how much I sweat it's like walking in a fish tank, smell like hot garbage.

  • @etsuns
    @etsuns Год назад

    4:10:22 52 iq

  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 7 лет назад +10

    Jerma is just actually bad at video games and his career is to play them

    • @jonathanarbuckle3424
      @jonathanarbuckle3424 7 лет назад +17

      Heh...Guess you didn't hear somehow but...He beat Dark Souls 3 on stream...So...Gladly edit that comment.

    • @plank3543
      @plank3543 6 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Arbuckle Naw, Jermas still bad.

    • @jonathanarbuckle3424
      @jonathanarbuckle3424 6 лет назад +13

      ^Wrong again, He beat Hitman on stream with a total of zero points.

    • @plank3543
      @plank3543 6 лет назад +3

      Jonathan Arbuckle Holy shit.

  • @CheeseMaster75ok
    @CheeseMaster75ok 5 лет назад +9

    This is honestly hard to watch. I usually love Jerma's personality, but in this game it's kind of just annoying

    • @stagger9660
      @stagger9660 2 года назад

      Yeah. Super annoying. Doing dumb shit as a joke the first few times is funny. But him continually doing it and getting mad is just retarded.

  • @PASTELXENON
    @PASTELXENON 3 года назад +3

    I really wish he'd stop pretending

  • @kashkobi
    @kashkobi 8 лет назад +12

    watching jerma play is such cringe

    • @ShrekkerMon
      @ShrekkerMon 8 лет назад +69

      I swear, everything is considered cringeworthy to people like you, I saw absolutely nothing that made me cringe throughout the entire 5 hour stream.

    • @therastaowl
      @therastaowl 8 лет назад +6

      ^^ agreed

    • @PeaSea4
      @PeaSea4 8 лет назад +11

      Astronotix 757 you make me cringe

    • @brandongittens9045
      @brandongittens9045 7 лет назад

      Anemic Cold because everyone is different. Did you forget that?

    • @jonathanarbuckle3424
      @jonathanarbuckle3424 7 лет назад

      6-53 lol

  • @FriedrichTheGreatest
    @FriedrichTheGreatest 8 лет назад +7

    nice, thanks for uploading this

  • @Bongarelli
    @Bongarelli 3 года назад

    1:46:16

  • @omagaonion613
    @omagaonion613 4 года назад

    1:34:04

  • @Bongarelli
    @Bongarelli 3 года назад

    2:03:41

  • @pippywondergirl
    @pippywondergirl 3 года назад

    2:28:00