God I remember that round. The detective was a fucking monster, he killed around 18 people if not more. The most based detective, more robust than all of sec combined beheading zombies while getting beaten to shit only to finally die in the pod. Was an amazing round
I just wanted to make shit in the public garden for my job as paramedic. Instead I almost get rev flashed, except the miner sucked at it and I manage to run away. Then after I get a mindshield implant, I have to jump down disposals to get away from a contractor. then after THAT I somehow talk my way out of being beaten to death by revolutionaries while I'm fixing a dead security officer. So at that point I just give up, make my way to brig using the seccie's ID and bring them much needed medical supplies, a defib and the blood crate you see get moved around in the video. then burn to death in the pod because someone fucked up. amazing round, would do it all over again.
@@simplysmiley4670 "okay, cringe non-humans are not allowed into command for they are unrobust and again, cringe" "What about this blind lizard?" "Can you really say no to to a disabled lizard?"
@@simplysmiley4670 tg doesnt allow nonhuman command staff because of robust concerns, its literally just because of Lore.... spessman lore says NT is human supremecist due to a very long war between humans and xenos
Smells!!!! I love the rounds with y’a in once you where in goon and it was a lot of fun (I was in game) and people like you in our games makes em better
I once played a deaf wheelchair bound Captain by accident, I went along with it, I only communicated via announcements, but don't remember the round other than that.
it's happened exactly once so far. Melbert made a short clip of it. Security, figuring that because roses is blind she would not be serving the cause of the revolutionaries. they were wrong and as soon as the brig's first airlock opened she tossed a CLF3 grenade inside and started throwing deathnettles at security before getting stunned and pushed into the fire she started. right next to the INCREDIBLY dead CMO that had been alive and presumably armed 30 seconds earlier.
I quit hate rev rounds, most of the time one side stomps the other and there was no real fight to begin with, and there seems rarely be a come back from the heads or revs since why exile when you can just kill them and get over it. Or why hide when the admins will just give the winning side a tracker of you so the round will be over sooner. It seems like most people just want the round to be over even to the point of the admins. And I can see why because if revs have basically won, everyone is just tiding and looking for one person. While if the heads are winning then it's just a green shift with one fucking antag that can not do shit since everyone has a mind shield
First, click the gear icon in chat. Scroll down until you see the option that says “Highlight String”. Click that, and a menu with text boxes will show up. Put your name there and they’ll highlight.
@@berayberkay3999 bonus points if you have a unique word in your name, otherwise if, say, your name is John, everything said by any John will be highlighted. So a last name or a nickname is better.
Very original joke of replacing a single letter in an irl slur instead of using your last remaining braincells to get creative at all. Also. _Lizard Captain is the first step to progress._
@@simplysmiley4670 very smart of you to try to look smart in the comment section haha you are so intelligent we love you because nobody in this world uses their braincells like you do
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God I remember that round. The detective was a fucking monster, he killed around 18 people if not more. The most based detective, more robust than all of sec combined beheading zombies while getting beaten to shit only to finally die in the pod. Was an amazing round
I just wanted to make shit in the public garden for my job as paramedic. Instead
I almost get rev flashed, except the miner sucked at it and I manage to run away.
Then after I get a mindshield implant, I have to jump down disposals to get away from a contractor.
then after THAT I somehow talk my way out of being beaten to death by revolutionaries while I'm fixing a dead security officer.
So at that point I just give up, make my way to brig using the seccie's ID and bring them much needed medical supplies, a defib and the blood crate you see get moved around in the video.
then burn to death in the pod because someone fucked up.
amazing round, would do it all over again.
That sounds completely awesome.
He sounds like a true badass.
@@GrinchAxel real hero of the round
A blind lizard captain on a _TG server_ does not fail against combination of revs and zombies?
*_You truly are a robust man of culture._*
Its Manuel
@@user-dc9sj8hp6p Still TG, as far as I know lizards and anything but human isn't allowed in Command positions there.
@@simplysmiley4670 "okay, cringe non-humans are not allowed into command for they are unrobust and again, cringe"
"What about this blind lizard?"
"Can you really say no to to a disabled lizard?"
@@simplysmiley4670 April fools day allowed it
@@simplysmiley4670 tg doesnt allow nonhuman command staff because of robust concerns, its literally just because of Lore.... spessman lore says NT is human supremecist due to a very long war between humans and xenos
Justice is blind, but so is the judged.
All hail Captain Smells the Roses, master of all he surveys.
Clever
Seems like Nanotrasen is desperate enough to recruit a blind lizard captain. Good thing they chose the best one
It's not desperation if he's better than most seeing captains.
@@DillonMeyer *all
I was the Warden that round. Blew up three revs with a grenade launcher, got a tumor cut out of my head, decapitated someone, good times.
The idea of a blind lizard, a captain at that is really cute, I don't know why
"I can't read the report" I already lost it
God, I was riding in that escape pod at the end (Flyperson scientist), that was a rough way to go out.
id die for smells., ; she's trying..t her best
I played a blind engineer on skyrat
You ever see a blind man use sleeping carp against 4 officers? lol.
Smells!!!! I love the rounds with y’a in once you where in goon and it was a lot of fun (I was in game) and people like you in our games makes em better
I was the mime making invisible walls outside the upload, pranking and I got away on a pod and dancing around the zombies after the round ended haha
Inject the FTL music into my veins
Ismael Punchbeef has gone so far... To be featured in a Melbert video! He taught me robotics. A good friend, he is.
Damn the music gives me memories
I once played a deaf wheelchair bound Captain by accident, I went along with it, I only communicated via announcements, but don't remember the round other than that.
I am so glad you name the music used in your videos.
I was flint. Beautiful round.
Blind, pacifist, Foreigner, head of security when?
I knew this round would be on RUclips
This is so perfect at first minute. So beautiful. Gonna cry
I wonder if anyone has ever tried to remove the blindfold from roses...
it's happened exactly once so far. Melbert made a short clip of it. Security, figuring that because roses is blind she would not be serving the cause of the revolutionaries.
they were wrong and as soon as the brig's first airlock opened she tossed a CLF3 grenade inside and started throwing deathnettles at security before getting stunned and pushed into the fire she started.
right next to the INCREDIBLY dead CMO that had been alive and presumably armed 30 seconds earlier.
GrinchAxel So you can flash blind characters (or at least turn them into revs) or was Smells in that round a headrev?
@@gilabila you could flash blind people, it’s been fixed now
2:18 somebody ordered a pizza ball
I was the hop and I did not realize you left and then all of cargo ganked me when you left.
Always a pleasure watching your videos
I quit hate rev rounds, most of the time one side stomps the other and there was no real fight to begin with, and there seems rarely be a come back from the heads or revs since why exile when you can just kill them and get over it. Or why hide when the admins will just give the winning side a tracker of you so the round will be over sooner.
It seems like most people just want the round to be over even to the point of the admins.
And I can see why because if revs have basically won, everyone is just tiding and looking for one person.
While if the heads are winning then it's just a green shift with one fucking antag that can not do shit since everyone has a mind shield
Goon revs are better.
TG has something similar called speed revs, but even then. Not really.
Literal chad... pretty based
A true hero.
these really need captions so people who are not familiar with the game can tell whats happening, even without a clue they are kinda funny.
Wait when did they DISallow non humans? god I need to get back to ss13.
CLUTCH
Equality is the best policy
Tg is fun but ss13 keeps freezing when I play for 1s I just redownloaded it
good music :)
Cursed lizard captain
blind lizard who i have made several shitty puns at is good cap. 10/10 would want to kill myself for shitty puns again
okay now do miner but paraplegic and blind
A blind, paraplegic minor? Sounds like my ex-girlfriend!
Lizard captain? What is this fuckery?
How do you change the chat so that your name is highlighted?
First, click the gear icon in chat. Scroll down until you see the option that says “Highlight String”. Click that, and a menu with text boxes will show up. Put your name there and they’ll highlight.
@@fan_of_lizzers Thank you, wise traveller.
@@berayberkay3999 bonus points if you have a unique word in your name, otherwise if, say, your name is John, everything said by any John will be highlighted. So a last name or a nickname is better.
Wait, TG station disallows non-human heads of staff?
read the description silly
how original
Cursed
First mistake was to let a ligger into command
I get it haha it sounds like the nword haha that's so fucking funny lmao rofl lol lmfao
please grow up
You mean.. First success?
Very original joke of replacing a single letter in an irl slur instead of using your last remaining braincells to get creative at all.
Also. _Lizard Captain is the first step to progress._
@@ethmad9061 wigger
@@simplysmiley4670 very smart of you to try to look smart in the comment section haha you are so intelligent we love you because nobody in this world uses their braincells like you do
You know this game pretty much like among us
@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 Congratulations you have found the joke