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  • @jayjam_
    @jayjam_ Год назад +15087

    I looked up the statistics and almost every school shooting occurs during transition hours or large gatherings (lunch, gym, etc). I brought that up to my principal and asked "why are we doing drills in the middle of class when that's the least likely chance of occurrence, why don't we spread drills out so we're more familiar with different scenarios? If a real shooting starts between classes everybody in the halls would be scrambling, a classroom would be the last place i'd hide in because they'd know we're in there" He said that'll take too much time and will disrupt the learning environment.
    MF my guts being spread across the lockers is a pretty big disruption to the learning environment!

    • @jayjam_
      @jayjam_ Год назад +66

      they don't really care about our safety. they just want to pretend like they care so they can't be held liable.

    • @yoimvision
      @yoimvision Год назад +2417

      Already disrupting learning anyway I don’t see that much of a problem

    • @imwastingmytimeonthis677
      @imwastingmytimeonthis677 Год назад +609

      what do you mean by transitioning hours? like when you get to class?

    • @professionalcyberbully6410
      @professionalcyberbully6410 Год назад +1059

      True, I'm a freshman and we recently had a lockdown due to an armed student.
      Happened 3 minutes before we were supposed to go to second period.

    • @quoted7588
      @quoted7588 Год назад +1366

      "Bruh stop spraying your guts all over the walls, you're disrupting the learning environment. I'll have to send you to the principals office."

  • @Broken0Hearted
    @Broken0Hearted Год назад +38042

    I always thought lockdown drills were stupid when you consider the fact that the shooter would know how the drill works.

    • @madiii3279
      @madiii3279 Год назад +6133

      At my school, the teachers aren't allowed to explain the full plan to the students for that reason

    • @aoitakumi9081
      @aoitakumi9081 Год назад +3821

      And I'm more alarmed that you guys actually have that type of drill. Thats just scary

    • @hotdogbananaman
      @hotdogbananaman Год назад +1777

      if they even suspect the classroom is empty they will move on, why waste time on an empty classroom?

    • @Bigzthegreat
      @Bigzthegreat Год назад +1262

      especially because some of the students are shooters

    • @Marcharound
      @Marcharound Год назад +1888

      I don’t think the point is to trick the shooter into thinking nobody is home. I think the point is to make sure they don’t have line of sight from the doorway, and need to break in to get a shot. They would need to expend ammunition and time to shoot the lock off, giving school security a better idea of where the danger is and buying them time to stop it.
      Though if they get in there isn’t much you can do.

  • @naesala
    @naesala 5 месяцев назад +824

    Fun fact: The reason that you need to evacuate in an orderly fashion is to prevent suffocating to death in a human crush, or said human crush blocking exits entirely. Honestly they need to scare kids in school with that info because yeah, it does sound dumb on a surface level.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodf1802
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodf1802 4 месяца назад +39

      Yeah, it's funny to see all the mouth breathers in the comments here who think they are smarter than building inspectio and think their school could combust any moment or just wanna run out without any regards to the lives of their fellow students

    • @shadowshockboy
      @shadowshockboy 4 месяца назад +20

      True but if the roofs collapsing or something like that, no one's gonna walk out of the school

    • @uncommonsaucers2355
      @uncommonsaucers2355 4 месяца назад +17

      Aren't fire escape pushbar doors invented to be unblockable in that same exact situation?

    • @glitchy3963
      @glitchy3963 2 месяца назад +13

      @@uncommonsaucers2355well it’s not like that. So the reason for putting people in a line is because when people panic about a fire or somin related, their instincts tell them to run, which makes sense yes. But when you take account of 70+ students running to 1 door or per each door, it’s very likely that a few kids can be trampled by the crowd and even be killed because of the crowds the whole point of the drill, is to prevent more deaths

    • @RandomFnafMemes
      @RandomFnafMemes 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@shadowshockboy nah, they're crawling out.

  • @Memo-yh4nc
    @Memo-yh4nc 6 месяцев назад +881

    I was in school 3 years ago and they started teaching this new method of self defense where you first tired to evacuate out the nearest window/door, and if you couldn’t, you barricaded the door and picked up whatever heavy object you could and got ready to violently throw it at the invader and fought back against them if they got past the barricade and into the room. It was way better and felt like a method which I was actually going to survive with.

    • @Droplet_Day
      @Droplet_Day 6 месяцев назад +85

      I had that too, my teacher even said she'd distract the shooter with false platitudes of, "I know this isn't you, think about this, ect" walking up to them so we could take a chair or other heavy throwable defense.

    • @atomicnumber202
      @atomicnumber202 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Droplet_Daylike a weight?

    • @Droplet_Day
      @Droplet_Day 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@atomicnumber202 Maybe a paper weight, it was English though some kids were big enough to throw a desk.

    • @breadman7837
      @breadman7837 3 месяца назад +14

      They taught us that in 6th grade, “just throw shit at them” (not actual words)

    • @CarpYT576
      @CarpYT576 3 месяца назад +13

      Scissors would be good too

  • @eritastic6668
    @eritastic6668 Год назад +6224

    As someone who has experienced a real fire in my elementary school, we ran for our lives to get out that school. The fire belonged to the class's bulletin board next to us. I got trampled once, but we were helping each other out. Whoever fell, we picked them up and got them to safety. Even our teacher told us to just run.

    • @eritastic6668
      @eritastic6668 Год назад +683

      @zuji yu,, ༒ It's so ironic though, because after that incident, they still gave the same old "single-file" fire drills. Now I can say from personal experience, that sh will never help you in your life.

    • @veggies2389
      @veggies2389 Год назад +72

      @zuji yu,, ༒ lol I live on an island and my school i up in the mountain. I used to go to public school on the mainland and we were told to run across the street (not the main road it was a dead street in a way) to the music store or the local wendy's. But yeah were I live we have earthquake drills, fire drills, and flood drills but suprisingly not hooting drills. For the fire drill we are expected to run down a hill to the sporting feild and for floods, man it's really stupid. We are up in a mountain in our school so I doubt we would get flood because we are on a slope. But if we do somehow flood even though we are at a high point we are expected to go down to the lowest point in the school (THE GYM WHICH MIND YOU IS LEGIT REALLY DOWN LOW) and everyone in the school is supposed to stand in one single room while the school somehow floods. I can guarantee you that if our school were to magically flood sitting in a room while water seeps in aint gonna help.

    • @veggies2389
      @veggies2389 Год назад +27

      @zuji yu,, ༒ Yeah it's pretty chill. Only down side is it's expensive because everything such as food and mail is shipped in by boat. And our island is only 13 miles long and doesnt even have a Walmart or chic fil a. We do however have one of the very last kmarts.

    • @realmatthewsharp
      @realmatthewsharp Год назад +19

      I was absent when one happened in the gym at my school in kindergarten bc I was sickity wickity. One of my classmates, DJ (David) told me about it and I'm like
      👁️👃👁️
      👄

    • @Habibi794
      @Habibi794 Год назад +2

      Fake

  • @kokororo60302
    @kokororo60302 Год назад +1867

    as a kid (around 5th grade) we had a bomb threat towards out school. nothing really happened, but it stuck with me because our teacher did the wrong protocol and made us do the hurricane/tornado drill in our classroom instead. all the other classes didnt do this. its been almost 10 years and im still pissed about it

    • @chosoistryinghisbest
      @chosoistryinghisbest Год назад +312

      they were trying to kill yall fr 😭😭

    • @kiivies
      @kiivies Год назад +30

      lmao so did you have to kneel in the hallway against the wall?

    • @kokororo60302
      @kokororo60302 Год назад +45

      @@kiivies no, it was in the classroom, hella uncomfortable

    • @kiivies
      @kiivies Год назад +6

      @@kokororo60302 i bet 😭

    • @DicedTea
      @DicedTea Год назад +2

      bffr

  • @commanderdemonno9819
    @commanderdemonno9819 6 месяцев назад +287

    FUN FACT: i actually experienced a false alarm for a fire once
    instead of walking out the standard way with the rest of the class, there was a door directly in the classroom so i sprinted out of there alongside 4 other students. it was the wrong way and i felt stupid when i walked back in after it was revealed that it was a false alarm, but i was not waiting for the fire to get to me i was getting out of there

    • @billie-ve_in_yourself6464
      @billie-ve_in_yourself6464 3 месяца назад +11

      My old high school sucked, I had 8 small fires and/or gas leaks occur that set off the fire alarms. Typically, they were resolved quickly, but the entire building had to be cleared before we could be let back in. One notable gas leak took over an hour to confirm it was safe to re-enter. The smaller fires typically happened from the cafeteria catching on fire or a dumb kid setting fire to a bathroom trash can.

    • @_evelyn123_
      @_evelyn123_ 2 месяца назад +6

      In my elementary school there was a real fire, like 5 bomb threats, a shooting threat. a kid broke my arm, and 2 of my classmates got in a fight and severely hurt each other.
      Elementary / primary school has more drama then any other school I’ve seen lol 😭

    • @epicmangaming3841
      @epicmangaming3841 2 месяца назад +3

      In my elementary school, I used to be in special ed so which if you don’t know, there’s a bunch of literally crack heads there, to the point there was like multiple shooting threats directly from my classmates, and someone literally pulled the fire alarm, which got them suspended

    • @gardenagnostic
      @gardenagnostic Месяц назад +2

      same but instead it was during lunch, everyone else was outside and i stayed inside so it was pretty empty so i was safe. still fucked up

  • @Eco-wx3jd
    @Eco-wx3jd 6 месяцев назад +65

    In canada, we do lock down drills because of bears and stuff. One time, a deer was running around the school halls for 3 hours in the elementary school

  • @gazem_3211
    @gazem_3211 Год назад +2966

    3:46, FINALLY, SOMEONE POINTS THIS OUT. Even when I was little, I always questioned why that would even work, since pretty much every school lockdown operates the same. Plus, here's a real shocker, the shooter likely went to the same school too! Meaning he knows the exact procedure and that the students are hiding in the corners of the room, he knows where to shoot.
    Tldr: The shooter knows that students are hiding in the corner and that the room isn't empty, because he also went to school.

    • @Dave-me3bi
      @Dave-me3bi Год назад +184

      Except he doesnt know which classes are empty or not, so he will waste time breaking into empty classrooms

    • @hotdogbananaman
      @hotdogbananaman Год назад +19

      @@Dave-me3bi exactly

    • @jacktheripper5112
      @jacktheripper5112 Год назад +9

      I also love the clip of that video he put there, that video was so funny and educational

    • @cyanyde4950
      @cyanyde4950 Год назад +148

      @@jakeergueta9009 exactly they'll know when which classrooms are actually full or empty at what time, there is no guess work b line it right to those rooms, why do people think school shootings get these casualties, they know what's up and know where to go and when. new plan of action is needed fr.

    • @limesoda5532
      @limesoda5532 Год назад +2

      People who are school shooters don’t try to really get away with it. They only have a limited time, like about 15 minutes at most to kill as many people as possible and/or reach their goal. So most schools do the hiding in the classroom with doors locked and barricaded because they know the shooter has limited time, and would move on if they couldn’t break down the door fast enough.

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing Год назад +4305

    I went to a high school in southern california. Every day, for four years, somebody pulled a fire alarm somewhere. After the third year of this happening, consistently, every day, the lady on the PA system didn’t even bother following up on the alarm with “please disregard the fire alarm”. I don’t blame her.
    Everyone got so used to hearing it that nobody reacted to it anymore- we either just stopped talking until it shut up after a couple seconds or talked over it. I’m pretty sure most people stopped flinching in response to hearing it go off suddenly.
    When the fire alarm finally actually went off because there was a fire in the ceramics room, nobody batted an eye. And we all expected that to happen- we were all well aware how desensitized we were to it and you’d often hear jokes about how somebody is probably gonna die because nobody gives half a shit about the fire alarms anymore.
    Obviously nobody died. But the fact that the fire alarm went off because of an actual fire and nobody was aware of that until like a day or so later is pretty telling of something.

    • @davidn9261
      @davidn9261 Год назад +203

      Yep, same thing for me. From elementary to high school people would pull the fire alarm at least once a week. At least in SoCal the only drills we really had to do were earthquake drills which are like 3 minutes and you don't have to leave your class room for them.

    • @jessdatheturdle6602
      @jessdatheturdle6602 Год назад +58

      Same, I also went to school in Southern California but the fire alarm
      Isn’t pulled as often, but it’s likely to go off twice a month

    • @ms.donaldson2533
      @ms.donaldson2533 Год назад +47

      I'm in Baltimore County, Maryland during my children's time in high school, kids were calling in bomb threats to get the school evacuated. Don't know what good it was to have them sitting on the grass around the school if it was a bomb, but we witnessed it multiple times one year.

    • @raylonlmao6450
      @raylonlmao6450 Год назад +52

      Isn’t pulling a fire alarm a crime tho? How come they didn’t get expelled🤔that’s a felony

    • @masonman8182
      @masonman8182 Год назад

      This man wanted to give weapons of max destruction and body armor to kids who want to take over the world that is such a bad idea

  • @Broskisunited
    @Broskisunited 5 месяцев назад +91

    Basically to survive a tornado you have to get your knees and pray to god it doesn’t go in your path

  • @monikaloll
    @monikaloll 3 месяца назад +29

    My school use to be a factory and there only one big window in one room. There are no other windows anywhere else. I guess I’ll have to chew on the damn bricks 💀

  • @bocar4127
    @bocar4127 Год назад +3056

    I remember in elementary and middle school the teachers were like “I’ll handle it if a real lockdown occurs” and now that I’m in high school my teachers are like “Do what you must. I have spoken”

    • @swift3520
      @swift3520 Год назад +273

      I remember being told that when teachers get the job there’s an agreement they have to sign where they’re supposed to do whatever they can to save the life of their students; even including sacrificing themselves if needed.

    • @erofie
      @erofie Год назад +445

      @@swift3520 that might be true but there aint no way the teacher gonna that shit

    • @ejumper_10
      @ejumper_10 Год назад +46

      @@erofie ong

    • @smit866
      @smit866 Год назад +5

      @@erofie Ong Mr. Peterson ain't gonna do shit

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 Год назад +189

      My highschool teacher kept a bat in his desk, and told us that if shit actually hit the fan, we better book it across the hall to the closest exit

  • @pawncube6787
    @pawncube6787 Год назад +1275

    Having been in a real fire at a school(it wasn't major, just a kitchen fire in culinary), people were still walking in single file lines very calmly, just like the drills taught. If the fire has reached the point that it's right outside your classroom, the alarm system has failed and that's the time to panic.

    • @Just-Hud-.-
      @Just-Hud-.- Год назад +74

      once my school, ( they were lazy, and ordered pizza from pizza hut for lunch, but still have a kitchen) left a fricking PIZZA BOX in the oven, AND THEN- NO DONT LOOK AWAY, THEY PREHEATED THE OVEN, LIKE 4 WHAT- AND THE BOZ GOT LIT" SO THEY SHOVED ABOUT 200 DUMB KIDS AND 10 ADULTS IN THE NEXT DOOR BUILDING, (Sadly the horrible school didnt burn down, Its was in Detroit, like talk about 'IM iN thE gETTo"

    • @takyttikypmurG
      @takyttikypmurG Год назад +13

      @@Just-Hud-.- Imao 😆
      But wow 😯
      Edit: 10 likes wow- so much

    • @hazinconflicted6514
      @hazinconflicted6514 Год назад +24

      My school has so many false alarms that people would walk slowly bc they thought it was fake

    • @Pugg-Gaming
      @Pugg-Gaming Год назад +2

      @@hazinconflicted6514 Sameee

    • @hazinconflicted6514
      @hazinconflicted6514 Год назад

      @@Pugg-Gaming People use the fire alarm as a get out of a test free card

  • @reiiwashere
    @reiiwashere 5 месяцев назад +18

    the fire drill blaring your ears at 8AM is so relatable. there was once a time where we was bouta go home, we were all tired asf just wanted to leave AND BOOM fire drill

    • @adrianaranta
      @adrianaranta Месяц назад +3

      SAME

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 3 дня назад

      One time when I was in grade 3, it was nearing the end of the school year, and we were getting ready to go home. As I went to get my bag, I noticed flashing lights, but no sound. I then looked up and saw the alarm flashing, but there was no sound. Then I saw the doors in the hallway close and then alarm fucking sounded while everyone was rushing out of the fucking building.

  • @koolaixdd
    @koolaixdd 3 месяца назад +5

    Realistically, THIS IS SO TRUE. No one wants to stay calm in a fire. However, they’d die of smoke inhalation before they even start burning.

  • @zurielkamara
    @zurielkamara Год назад +32406

    This man could literally talk about how a brick is made and would still make it funny than any late night talk show.

    • @davyjones4914
      @davyjones4914 Год назад +217

      Hey Chewy what you doing here? You should be in the airport on your way back from Qatar!

    • @sussybroke4533
      @sussybroke4533 Год назад +313

      Yeah, yeah. We get it. He's awesome. Can we stop with these unoriginal comments now? Seriously, I see these sorts of comments every time this dude posts a video. It has to stop!
      Edit: To those that are replying to me thinking I am being harsh and mean, I am not. I get that you guys want to show your expression towards a creator you like, but it's just that I see these comments all the time. Look, I am sorry, okay? For now on, I'll just keep my mouth shut. I shouldn't have said anything to make you guys think I am hating when I am just pointing something out. Please don't take this the wrong way.

    • @ImWalking1
      @ImWalking1 Год назад +72

      @@sussybroke4533 nah stop hating

    • @aubreamber
      @aubreamber Год назад +319

      @@sussybroke4533ok we'll just talk about how nice degenerocity's feet smell

    • @dirteesocc6864
      @dirteesocc6864 Год назад +32

      @Sussy Broke
      chill out bruh 💀

  • @quoted7588
    @quoted7588 Год назад +1906

    One of my middle school teachers were actually very smart and told us that if we were in a lockdown drill situation we could run out of school from a second back entrance. She also taught us how we could actually fight the person with water bottles, pencils and such. She even had a baseball bat in her room just in case.

    • @WiltedSpades
      @WiltedSpades Год назад +106

      How do I fight back with water bottles
      Just want to know

    • @quoted7588
      @quoted7588 Год назад +339

      @@WiltedSpades I mean the metal water bottles, not the plastic ones. They can be quite heavy, and using a handle, you can hit someone very hard with it.

    • @User94827Z.
      @User94827Z. Год назад +16

      @@quoted7588 yeah

    • @JojoThoughts
      @JojoThoughts Год назад

      I make funny edited vids😂 check them out if y’all don’t mind 😂❤

    • @solebridge5747
      @solebridge5747 Год назад +327

      This year at our drill, I was in my art period. And he was talking about how we could defend ourselves with the objects around us so I was assuming we could shank the shooter with the xacto knives, beat their head in those really long yardsticks, or splash their eyes with paint or something. NOPE he opens a cabinet under the sink, revealing BRICKS. He then told us "Worst case scenario we use these. If 30 people were throwing bricks at the shooter, I think he'd be incapacitated long enough for us to run" THE SHOOTER WOULD DIE IF 30 PEOPLE WERE THROWING BRICKS AT HIM. Even better, our escape plan or hiding place is a ladder leading to the roof, and he said we would take the bricks in a bag and if the shooter starts climbing up or walks by, we would drop it on them Home alone 2 style.
      And in chemistry they would just throw acid on them which is something else

  • @vinterrev1326
    @vinterrev1326 6 месяцев назад +16

    now in college we get people evacuating entire dorm buildings because some peanut brain left their popcorn in the microwave for too long.

  • @CAEWhit
    @CAEWhit 2 месяца назад +6

    It’s so ironic with the tornado drills because that’s exactly what your NOT supposed to do!
    Schools have it all wrong, if a tornado comes and starts tearing up the school, you can say goodbye to your spine and walking when a huge piece of the roof hits your back. I’m glad my school updated the drill to be better.

  • @basil_is_unstable6613
    @basil_is_unstable6613 Год назад +2404

    had an armed student on campus once and it was terrifying. everyone else knew about it, but i and a lot of other students didn't because we were TAKING AN AP EXAM. they announced a lockdown on the speakers (the school had lockdowns, drug searches, etc. etc. all the time so it was nothing new), but it was after the test that started raising the alarm. most kids had to leave their backpacks and phones out in the hallway and because of the lockdown, we couldn't go get them and call our parents. some kids had brought their bags to the bleachers, so everyone was contacting their parents through their friend's phones, but it was scary. it was a bunch of 14 and 15-year-olds locked in a gym with no or barely any way to contact their parents after a 2-hour long test. it wasn't until we heard helicopters and were let out of the gym that we knew what was going on. it would have been a level 3, but because the kid was just barely outside the building it wasn't, but it's scary to think about.
    edit: wow im famous

    • @medjaimcgraw5632
      @medjaimcgraw5632 Год назад +226

      @@volt_7595 YOU'RE NOT?

    • @saionenettles1347
      @saionenettles1347 Год назад +20

      My school won't let us do that either I wish we could though

    • @allurajane4979
      @allurajane4979 Год назад +56

      @@medjaimcgraw5632 no bc then the parents could call 911 and if too many people call at a time 911 would be bombarded with calls or something like that idk

    • @basil_is_unstable6613
      @basil_is_unstable6613 Год назад +53

      @Volt_759 no, we weren't allowed to call our parents normally, that came out kind of wrong lol. we should have been able too though normally. parents were notified of the threat at the school and texted their kids. however, most kids weren't able to contact their parents because their bags had to be in the hall and they couldn't get them due to the lockdown.

    • @medjaimcgraw5632
      @medjaimcgraw5632 Год назад

      @@allurajane4979 then they better get the fuck to work

  • @6amHotDog_32
    @6amHotDog_32 Год назад +3079

    As a person who has been in an actual lockdown, everyone WAS freaking out. We sat in a super small room, 40 people, for about 2 hours, we almost jumped out the window and we found out it was actually a different school that had an intruder. But, love the vid it’s super funny.

    • @theofficialmr.aftussy
      @theofficialmr.aftussy Год назад +243

      Dude we was drawing crosses on our hands and some dude had a whole flashlight, pen, knife thing when my school had a lockdown 😭

    • @6amHotDog_32
      @6amHotDog_32 Год назад +7

      😭

    • @6amHotDog_32
      @6amHotDog_32 Год назад +156

      Only a few people had their phones and were freaking out and we kept looking at the news to see if it updated, later we found out two people were killed :(

    • @6amHotDog_32
      @6amHotDog_32 Год назад +110

      Also, the teacher yelled “shut up” at us because we were all talking, we weren’t sure if it were a drill or not, but the teacher found out that it wasn’t

    • @Benjuicyy
      @Benjuicyy Год назад +72

      Literally the same shit happened to my high school. Turns out it was just a prick from a middle school threatening *their* school

  • @gripen777
    @gripen777 5 месяцев назад +12

    We had a teacher from Michigan named Mr. G who survived a school shooting and he straight up told us that we weren't surviving a lockdown drill sitting in the corners like that cuz they would just shoot through the paper thin walls 💀

  • @retrofication
    @retrofication 2 месяца назад +7

    "Steve Kerr's son" 💀

  • @joweeeeeeeeeeeee
    @joweeeeeeeeeeeee Год назад +2452

    I lived in Alaska during my elementary school years and we literally had drills for when Moose would come onto campus it was wild. We actually had one come on campus at one point it was pretty fun. We had cubbies for our snow clothes and backpacks and we had to hide behind all our stuff, turn off the lights and lock the doors. Wild stuff.

    • @lisluvsu
      @lisluvsu Год назад +78

      wtfff for the schools i’ve been too in AK we’ve never had a drill for moose 😟
      mostly earthquake and ALICE drills, especially after the earthquake 4 yrs ago

    • @Specialcash1376
      @Specialcash1376 Год назад +95

      Bro wtf a moose gon do lol, plus don’t everyone in Alaska got a strap I know somebody not just gonna let free game walk around a school lmao

    • @JojoThoughts
      @JojoThoughts Год назад

      I make funny edited videos😂 check them out if y’all don’t mind ❤😂😂

    • @socki_da_drummer
      @socki_da_drummer Год назад +156

      Bro moose are the biggest opps ever, they are absolutely no joke

    • @JaqueefiusJarquavius
      @JaqueefiusJarquavius Год назад +3

      @@Specialcash1376 you clearly have never seen a moose💀💀💀

  • @skookyskellingtons
    @skookyskellingtons Год назад +3261

    The one time we had an actual fire I remember my teacher just ran away and left us all in class confused. The fire did not spread that far and was controlled fairly quickly, but our principal was mortified when he saw that we were still in our classroom completely unaware of the danger we were just in.

    • @willowpark4995
      @willowpark4995 Год назад +272

      Did the teacher get fired at least?

    • @skookyskellingtons
      @skookyskellingtons Год назад +530

      @@willowpark4995 Either that or suspended for the remainder of the year, because we did not see him in class anymore.

    • @SxnnyNevaeh
      @SxnnyNevaeh Год назад +282

      Wtf is wrong with that teacher bruh

    • @TheEnemyOfThePeople
      @TheEnemyOfThePeople Год назад +153

      @@SxnnyNevaeh that teachers the funniest teacher ive heard of in my life 😂

    • @brennanbrunken7130
      @brennanbrunken7130 Год назад +67

      Bro thats funny cuz i saw this exact story on reddit

  • @sydneyjackson6530
    @sydneyjackson6530 6 месяцев назад +5

    I remember my favorite class to be in during these drills was ag education. The farmers use their brains and arm children with farming equipment when needed. Plus it was an outer edge of the school so really we could just run to the woods

  • @shadowshockboy
    @shadowshockboy 4 месяца назад +4

    Imagine some kid busts down a door with a weapon just to see everyone hiding in a corner with the lights off

  • @cornonthecobb_4562
    @cornonthecobb_4562 Год назад +6011

    This is the perfect video to watch while I'm huddled next to other sweaty middle schoolers!

    • @Skyswimma
      @Skyswimma Год назад +3

      Degenerocity out here making schools 100% more safe.

    • @Ravensfan482
      @Ravensfan482 Год назад +7

      @@audreyjones7880I hope you know that everybody is just laughing at you, you are the laughing stock and the punching bag of the internet and everybody hates you

    • @josh6813
      @josh6813 Год назад +2

      @Audrey Jones loser

    • @tww5680
      @tww5680 Год назад +84

      Kudos to Degenorocity for making sure schools are 100% more safer. This guy is the hero that everyone needed.

    • @Tom_HopeCore
      @Tom_HopeCore Год назад +1

      I am 57 years old, and I too like to huddle with sweaty middle schoolers

  • @Sweetie_Heart235
    @Sweetie_Heart235 Год назад +2248

    The fact that teachers think the shooter is just gonna look in the room once and leave is utterly terrifying 😭

    • @landanjoe522
      @landanjoe522 Год назад +16

      Not really 🫤🫤 people just get scared easily

    • @cl0uded.stars2.0
      @cl0uded.stars2.0 Год назад +104

      Right😭like they wouldn’t look around the room first tf

    • @jasminegreen8057
      @jasminegreen8057 Год назад +10

      Your profile pic is utterly terrifying

    • @beboop4357
      @beboop4357 Год назад +15

      @@jasminegreen8057 was it weird when you commented? Because I just see pride flags

    • @Abandoned_Account88
      @Abandoned_Account88 Год назад +25

      @@beboop4357 bro that pfp 💀

  • @MarkRizzz
    @MarkRizzz 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro this is the best thing ever

  • @chlo568
    @chlo568 3 месяца назад +1

    ya bro the funniest explanation of a drill 😂😂

  • @etherealaesthetical
    @etherealaesthetical Год назад +704

    Last time we had a school lockdown my calculus teacher just turned of all the lights and continued teaching. We later found out it wasn’t a drill, but there was a car crash outside and they didn’t want any students going out. No reason to shut down the whole school still

    • @swift3520
      @swift3520 Год назад +32

      I believe (at least for the schools I went to) that was called a “shelter in place”

    • @alexlevantis8551
      @alexlevantis8551 Год назад +84

      @@swift3520 Yes, that is a shelter in place. In school, an announcement would say "shelter in place" and make the teacher turn off the lights and lock the doors but continue teaching

    • @mimikyuman5679
      @mimikyuman5679 Год назад +4

      wait i heard there was a car crash near a middle school near i live but i dont wanna say the school name but is your school mascot a eagle?

    • @ElizabethCherryBlossom
      @ElizabethCherryBlossom Год назад +11

      @@mimikyuman5679 why would a middle school have calculus?

    • @robotcookies3632
      @robotcookies3632 Год назад +17

      @@mimikyuman5679 bro… car crashes happen like every minute they could be anywhere

  • @AgentRoswell
    @AgentRoswell 8 месяцев назад +336

    I miss my 9th grade English teacher. She said if a shooter had gotten into the room,she’d be behind the door with her metal baseball bat and would swing it at their shins. She even practiced it during lockdown drills,and would stand behind the door with her bat at the ready. I want to see her again.

    • @placefeature5329
      @placefeature5329 5 месяцев назад +9

      I hope you can see her sore. Time soon

    • @PinkGhosty3236
      @PinkGhosty3236 2 месяца назад +4

      She sounds similar to an English teacher at my school! I never had his class myself but apparently he kept a nail bat in the class for lockdowns

    • @dissplayed
      @dissplayed 2 месяца назад +5

      thats not an English teacher, thats scout

    • @magmaboisstuff4270
      @magmaboisstuff4270 2 месяца назад +3

      @@dissplayed”Think fast Ammonuts!”

  • @LeeLeeWong1013
    @LeeLeeWong1013 26 дней назад +1

    BRO this is loki the funniest video ive watched all day

  • @Aubrey_Selg
    @Aubrey_Selg Месяц назад +6

    For the fire drill part, my regular teacher always says to get out of the building and we know where to go and to not worry about them, but that one damn sub…..MRS KNOTT IM TALKING BOUT YOU*sigh* How dare she have the audacity to tell us to be quiet and we’re not going to move unless we all get into a straight file line like girl what is half of the building is literally on fire what if one of us is on fire that you’re literally just going to stop what everyone’s doing just because we’re not in a single line like Bro I could literally be burning right now

    • @qwertyuiop8795
      @qwertyuiop8795 3 дня назад

      mfs are all like "but what if we're burning!!!" then they wont be in a single file fucking line, it's to prevent that shit from occurring
      yall are like "this shit aint happening in real life!!! its unrealistic!!"
      we practice to be as CLOSE TO THE IDEAL SITUATION AS POSSIBLE, this is not an exact replication of what actually would happen, but it is what *should happen*
      if yall would just follow directions like a normal fucking child none of these problems would exist, my god

  • @thatsruffdog
    @thatsruffdog Год назад +529

    In late elementary, one of my teachers was just like, “in a real situation, you just run. We’re not gonna do the drill.” And once in a while, that was sort of reiterated by other teachers through middle school and high school.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Год назад +4

      Love your name lol

    • @yummyherbicide7296
      @yummyherbicide7296 Год назад +22

      What the hell could they do about it anyway, not even the gym teachers grandma could hold the horde in a room if they chose to leave.

    • @-DerangedArtist-
      @-DerangedArtist- Год назад +9

      @@yummyherbicide7296 That’s saying a lot, those gym teachers’ grandmas are crazy strong.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Год назад +7

      @@-DerangedArtist-
      Indeed, I've met one, and she broke my spine with her bare hands!

    • @Just-Hud-.-
      @Just-Hud-.- Год назад +2

      tbh thats what my math teacher in middle school says.

  • @sophiaries3169
    @sophiaries3169 8 месяцев назад +682

    We all had that one teacher that everyone liked and had an actually good sense of humor that told all their classes during a lockdown drill, “If this were real, we’d be out the window and in the woods by now and I’d have my metal bat in case.”

    • @0RB1TSTUD10S
      @0RB1TSTUD10S 6 месяцев назад +31

      yeah my 4th grade teacher was like that. he said he would generally protect us, and he meant taking one of our chairs and using the metal leg to shove it into the intruder's forehead.

    • @azr3ii
      @azr3ii 6 месяцев назад +11

      why do so many of yalls teachers have metal bats

    • @itsrainingtacos4774
      @itsrainingtacos4774 5 месяцев назад +9

      My teacher has a hammer in her classroom hidden and the only reason I knew she had one is because my binder broke due to me falling on ice, I fell onto my bookbag. The metal part of my binder was the only thing broke in my backpack so she hammered it back to good condition again.

    • @jamiesebastien1286
      @jamiesebastien1286 5 месяцев назад

      So true

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 4 месяца назад +2

      One of my teachers said that she would be out the window first in a serious lockdown

  • @Mars_lols
    @Mars_lols Месяц назад +2

    The best thing I recommend for lockdown drills is to hide in a well hidden spot, like a cabinet, especially if there’s anything sharp in there, if the shooter finds you, just throw anything sharp you can at them. Usually shootings happen at schools with older kids, that meaning there are lockers, hide in the locker, the physicallycant hurt you.

  • @Ranger_cass
    @Ranger_cass Месяц назад +3

    The fact he used a quadrobis for a wild animal was hilarious 🤣

  • @jeremydobbs6882
    @jeremydobbs6882 Год назад +1905

    As someone who works in an elementary school, I will say, school drills are not for the students. They are for the adults in the building. It gives us practice on how to handle the situation and keep the children as safe as possible

    • @meereeanalee
      @meereeanalee Год назад

      ...

    • @behindthecookie8653
      @behindthecookie8653 Год назад +156

      And to add on, the school shooter will not spend their time trying to bust through a locked door. They are just finding a unlocked door, or a student out in the open to get the most kills streaks as possible.

    • @penut4471
      @penut4471 Год назад +65

      school staff always be making up excuses when they get exposed

    • @isoknight0728
      @isoknight0728 Год назад +24

      @@penut4471You act like you would know.

    • @junoperberry
      @junoperberry Год назад +33

      @@behindthecookie8653 they have a gun
      Shoot the lock and a locked door becomes an unlocked door

  • @swift3520
    @swift3520 Год назад +540

    i remember my state history teacher (goat btw) explained what we’d do in a lockdown. We’d bust open the window with a chair, grab some textbooks for cover and since the window faced in the direction of the hospital, we’d literally book it using the textbooks to somewhat shield ourselves and eventually get to the hospital about a half mile away.

    • @maxxed_outt
      @maxxed_outt Год назад +45

      Same with my 7th and 9th grd health teacher, the class was in the library which had a door that led directly outside the school. He told us to grab the biggest book we could find to protect ourselves (our school is fulla nerds so like textbooks) and book it across the street and hide in someone's house.

    • @rickybobby9649
      @rickybobby9649 Год назад +57

      Actually textbooks do serve some level of body armor. Low caliber firearms like .22s can be stopped by really thick books, and if not, it would stop on some layers of said books. A few people online have made videos about it, I believe from my memory the consensus is about 2 yellow phone books worth of paper would stop a .22.

    • @swift3520
      @swift3520 Год назад +14

      @@maxxed_outt yeah one of our classmates lived very close by and I remember them saying they’d just go home😂😂

    • @Baconator5642
      @Baconator5642 Год назад +8

      @@rickybobby9649 I've never heard of anybody using a .22 in a shooting, it's usually 9mm/.223 or buckshot

    • @polygonally_dunce7813
      @polygonally_dunce7813 Год назад

      I see what you did there

  • @maryelafranco8801
    @maryelafranco8801 3 месяца назад

    This man can make a video and let his camera sit there at the wall watching paint dry and I still watch it no matter what

  • @12345gitana
    @12345gitana Месяц назад +3

    The wild animals💀😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @manny6265
    @manny6265 Год назад +260

    In my school they changed the way we handled shooters, now every class (including PE) has their own unique escape plan for a school threat. But i hate how kids don't treat it seriously and talk like shut up and wait until its over

    • @nperez3335
      @nperez3335 Год назад +8

      fr

    • @SuchitaBhattacharya
      @SuchitaBhattacharya Год назад +15

      I'm glad everyone in my school is serious about it. Actually, we have conversations at the beginning of the year and students help the teachers figure out ways to improve the procedures.

    • @averyjohnson7728
      @averyjohnson7728 Год назад +10

      Ugh fr. One time, we had a lockdown drill in my 3rd hour class, and everyone was SO LOUD! Like, how would you be able to take the actual thing seriously if you can''t even handle a gosh darn drill? I don't care if you feel like you're about to go insane if you can't talk to your best friend for two minutes. It's literally two minutes, can you not be quiet for two minutes?!

    • @stormy7144
      @stormy7144 Год назад +4

      fr tho

    • @superfelinethegreat
      @superfelinethegreat Год назад

      @@SuchitaBhattacharya your school is cool

  • @Mango.Cat.
    @Mango.Cat. Год назад +473

    I had a lockdown in my primary school and we were told to turn off the lights and duck under our desks. It was real, but we had no idea of knowing at all so we thought it was a prsctice drill and my class was talking very loudly and making jokes. Turns out the lockdown was just for some kid who got their head stuck in between two bars outside, and every single other class besides mine heard firefighter sirens and were scared shitless. I still dont know why to this day that lockdown was even necessary.

    • @Killakay47
      @Killakay47 Год назад +60

      Bro what 💀

    • @edu7979
      @edu7979 Год назад +34

      HE JUS LIKE ME FRR😭😭😭😭

    • @zachstudios567
      @zachstudios567 Год назад +32

      This reminds me of when our third grade teacher told us about the time the school had to lockdown because of a kid who ran off to their home because they got spooked by another drill the school was having, which was of course a fire drill...

    • @TheLarryDungeon
      @TheLarryDungeon Год назад +34

      @@edu7979 bro had them gazelles in him

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz Год назад +16

      What in the 9 realms is that school doing 💀

  • @ThaliaBeauregard2884
    @ThaliaBeauregard2884 24 дня назад +1

    My school recently went into a lockdown during lunch. Like the principal, vice principal, security police, and a teacher were all running somewhere, which is when you know sh- bad. We all went to class (so we moved from the cafeteria to our classes) and we had to stay in that one class for like 2 hours and 5 minutes but it changed to a shelter in place. My class didn’t do anything and me and a group of friends + some people I don’t really ever talk too just started playing card games. Also I was feeling sick that day and I guess the anxiety of the lockdown made the sickness go away. (Not condoning / condoling (are those the right words?) shootings or anything.)

  • @user-xi7rm8xq9i
    @user-xi7rm8xq9i 6 месяцев назад +2

    "were all human after all"
    The alien in the picture:

  • @FriendlyNeighborhoodDisaster
    @FriendlyNeighborhoodDisaster Год назад +548

    3:52 when I was a freshman, I had a teacher that was actually smart when it came to drills. She told us that if the intruder announcement came on, that our first reaction should be to sprint out the door (we had a door leading outside) she said that the faster kids should run and try to get help, and the slower kids should spread out and hide around the room

    • @Oihiowhite
      @Oihiowhite Год назад +52

      Give Dat women an ocasr

    • @kamigozen584
      @kamigozen584 Год назад +22

      Intruder is outside the hallway as yall go out the room

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodDisaster
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodDisaster Год назад +73

      @@kamigozen584 oh no I mean a door that opened to the back of/behind the school, from there it would be easy to just run to the road and into a store or smth

    • @SxnnyNevaeh
      @SxnnyNevaeh Год назад +12

      @@Oihiowhitefirst of all you spell it like *oscar*, and second, Oscars are for acting LOL

    • @livy10624
      @livy10624 Год назад +17

      Really I had a teacher who told us that we should never go down like sitting ducks and to always fight back, because numbers are on our side

  • @Tingalinga
    @Tingalinga Год назад +3763

    As a high school student, I can confirm this man's lockdown drill is infinitely better than the ones we have rn

  • @EXOL_1485
    @EXOL_1485 6 месяцев назад

    One of your best videos tbh

  • @Kirbzgacha
    @Kirbzgacha 25 дней назад +1

    I think I remember my teacher saying why we did the head hold for tornado drill
    "It helps the impact if something falls on your head or body

  • @Bruh1
    @Bruh1 Год назад +354

    I’ve only ever had one teacher actually tell us to just jump out the window and run to the nearby forest. Coolest teacher ever, super chill down to earth lady.

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 Год назад

      The shooter can easily shoot you, then. There's an empty field in between the school and the forest.

    • @kikoushii8400
      @kikoushii8400 Год назад +1

      @@rebeccacummings6697shooter will not be leaving the school to shoot you. Especially if your classroom is far away from them

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 Год назад

      @@kikoushii8400 Source?

    • @thecrok3205
      @thecrok3205 Год назад +5

      @@rebeccacummings6697 what?

    • @kikoushii8400
      @kikoushii8400 Год назад +6

      @@rebeccacummings6697 I am president of the shooter association

  • @smokingcat5766
    @smokingcat5766 Год назад +473

    I remember in 1st grade we practiced a lockdown drill and we all went into another room to stay quiet. No one took it seriously and we were all laughing. At the end of the drill another teacher came in and yelled “IF THIS WAS AN ACTUAL DRILL WE WOULD ALL HAVE BEEN SHOT” several kids including me all cried realizing what would have happened if it this happened during an actual break in

    • @Babymetalfan1
      @Babymetalfan1 Год назад +17

      LMAO

    • @sceneshootergirl88
      @sceneshootergirl88 Год назад +4

      Lol

    • @lockl00p27
      @lockl00p27 Год назад +2

      Bruh you really cried?

    • @Lol-gp2fp
      @Lol-gp2fp Год назад +159

      @@lockl00p27 bruh this is 1st grade I don’t think any kid is going to accept the idea of going away permanently 💀

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 Год назад +18

      I mean realistically yes you’d guys be lead Swiss Cheese

  • @angelcoffee1972
    @angelcoffee1972 Год назад +2245

    My math teacher in Middle school usually follows the school's rule for lock down drills but he did tell us, if someone happened to break in, the first thing we should do is throw anything from laptops to chairs at the intruder.
    He was also smart enough to disobey the line up rule for fire drills. He told us to just run out the door and he'll see us when we get outside.

    • @Kickoffprodz777
      @Kickoffprodz777 Год назад +159

      Bro they make us all walk out and we get yelled at if we aren’t in a straight line than we line up on the fence with our backs to the school and they just put privacy screen on the fence but we have the one with like bars and some of them came out so you used to be able to walk out but now you can’t even see

    • @minukhan8422
      @minukhan8422 Год назад +60

      im wondering how your math teacher appears outside of the school

    • @genericname4583
      @genericname4583 Год назад

      @@minukhan8422he booking it the hell outta there

    • @madisonsworld6890
      @madisonsworld6890 Год назад +27

      I’m on 3 look I’m bringing the chair with me

    • @Lily_Sans
      @Lily_Sans Год назад +81

      for lockdowns, our teacher says to jump out of the window and run into the woods and try not to die.

  • @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
    @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Год назад +779

    As a kid, I had an awful fear of fire drills, cause I’d always get jump scared by the fire alarm, this was no silly fear either, I had it for so long and I needed a psychologists help to rid of it. I’m not afraid of fire alarms anymore, but I’ll never forget it.
    Just wanted to share a personal story about me and safety drills, great vid as always.

    • @honeybunnyk6428
      @honeybunnyk6428 Год назад +37

      I'm so sorry to here that

    • @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
      @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Год назад +50

      @@honeybunnyk6428 don’t feel sorry, it was a silly fear, and I don’t have it anymore lol.

    • @honeybunnyk6428
      @honeybunnyk6428 Год назад +7

      @@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi That's good

    • @onesaucynougat7471
      @onesaucynougat7471 Год назад +1

      Bro was probably the kid who had a mental break down when the alarm hit and needed to teacher to calm him down 💀

    • @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
      @a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Год назад +7

      @@onesaucynougat7471 I was exactly that lol.

  • @Epicbreadboi
    @Epicbreadboi 5 месяцев назад

    lol this guy really making everything a comedy bro that’s crazy I was laughing so hard when I first watched this video😂

  • @MyiaYoung-ne3lt
    @MyiaYoung-ne3lt 5 месяцев назад

    I just started watching this and I already laughing

  • @Rando_Brando841
    @Rando_Brando841 Год назад +341

    My reading teacher allows the class to screw up the school intruder when they get in the room. She literally has an aluminum bat and tells us that when they're vulnerable we should get anything to hit them with things like chairs and even scissors. Mrs. G knows what's up.

    • @yoimvision
      @yoimvision Год назад

      That’s a real MF right there

    • @changkaishrek3071
      @changkaishrek3071 Год назад +16

      Good.

    • @luckyy3691
      @luckyy3691 Год назад +60

      This is both one of the funniest and saddest shits I ever heard about school shooter drills

    • @davidpotts7116
      @davidpotts7116 Год назад +37

      Your teacher was one of the few smart ones who knew the enforced protocol is complete bullshit that more often than not will get students killed. Honestly good for her, and I hope she still encourages her class to do that (if she is still a teacher). I remember our classes having to follow protocol, and I’ll be honest I always though I’d have felt safer hiding under a table in front of the door waiting to kick the intruder’s knees out of socket than curled up in the corner of the room waiting to be shot. Take the initiative to save your own life and the lives of others.

    • @Rando_Brando841
      @Rando_Brando841 Год назад +14

      @elegies of the end My teacher said that she'll be beside the door and when the shooter comes in, she'll immediately hit'em in the knee caps so they'll be down on the ground, leaving the attacker open to any attack from 20+ 8th graders with chairs, scissors, etc at their disposal.

  • @figo3554
    @figo3554 Год назад +172

    I had one teacher who not only looked like a Chad, he WAS a Chad. The guy was former rangers, and his classroom was right next to an exit. He always told his students that if there was an active shooter, he'd be getting the classroom out asap. Not only that, he knew where the lock down perimeter was, so he gave us a line to get past as soon as possible so we wouldn't get locked in the school zone.

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 Год назад

      Good that’s an actual way for you to survive plus if there’s a school room on floor one with a window GET OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW IN A HYPOTHETICAL ANIMAL BREAK IN OR SHOOTER staying will make you sitting ducks waiting to go to heaven

    • @phenom...
      @phenom... Год назад

      My LOTC teacher was the same way 💪

  • @ADHDer_
    @ADHDer_ Месяц назад +1

    I live in Canada, and we do lockdowns pretty much the same as America. I have a couple of stories about the lockdown drills. When I was in Grade 2, the principal checked the door to see if it was locked, and we all started screaming because we thought somebody was trying to get in. I was terrified of lockdown drills after that. In Grade 7, the first time we had a lockdown drill, it was literally just a picnic. Almost everyone was eating snacks and laughing and talking, and our teacher didn’t do anything for some reason. We had another lockdown drill a couple months after that, and this guy kept talking, but this time the teacher told him if he continued, he would be sent into the hall by himself. This year, we had to do another lockdown drill, and the same guy was eating chips, and everyone was staring at him. The lockdown was practice, but we had to do a real hold and secure, (basically nobody was allowed to leave their classroom or the school) because something was happening in a high school kind of near us. It was the second day of school too! If there’s ever a real lockdown, nobody’s gonna do what we do during the drills! Everyone’s gonna hide or try to escape

  • @3VL3N
    @3VL3N 3 месяца назад

    In my old school were allowed to run outta that building but we had to hug our self- but the slow people go on one side then the runners go on the other I LOVED THAT SCHOOL-

  • @directorr_
    @directorr_ Год назад +291

    my english teacher has basically told us to hide. gaps between bookshelves against walls in the corner is a hiding spot. cabinets are hiding spots. closets are hiding spots. we’ve even talked about using whatever we could find if anyone is brave enough to defend us. hits closer to home knowing we’re just got our first threat of the school year last week lmao, cant wait for the one in may to follow the tradition! (we’ve had threats every may 26th for the past 2 years so)

    • @illusion8431
      @illusion8431 Год назад +43

      Every may 26 💀💀💀

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Год назад +36

      We had a few cabinets in my science teacher’s room and the one time we had a mini lockdown, the teacher was scrambling to get us into them and into the back room too. Turned out to be a parent trying to kidnap their kid from school (they didn’t have custody) and they had a gun. That was before schools were more aware of student shooters cuz that wasn’t the first or last time a parent went crazy like that

    • @sbevexlr848
      @sbevexlr848 Год назад +12

      America moment

    • @directorr_
      @directorr_ Год назад +4

      @@sbevexlr848 real

    • @Just-Hud-.-
      @Just-Hud-.- Год назад +7

      No joke my 6th grade teachers where being threatened by rubber duckies on the annoncement thing and projecter.

  • @Nerfnaut9
    @Nerfnaut9 5 месяцев назад +1

    for the tornado drills just build a basement or bunker under every school and boom 100% safe for all the kids

  • @JONYBESTYT
    @JONYBESTYT 7 месяцев назад +20

    Students: *hides in corner*
    Shooter: Ayo where everybody at?

  • @TheGang10281
    @TheGang10281 Год назад +88

    7:29 had me dying 💀

  • @Cresto768
    @Cresto768 6 месяцев назад +1

    this guys the funniest human ever

  • @WallyFoody
    @WallyFoody Месяц назад +1

    1:16
    As a kid that had a fire in school, I can confirm that’s how we all reacted
    (We didn’t pushed a grandmother but we did pushed a clown)

  • @koifishes548
    @koifishes548 Год назад +215

    "RUn in zigzaags bro, run in zigzags!" Had me rolling on the floor

    • @datdude12399
      @datdude12399 Год назад +9

      or just... strafe. you go faster.

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 11 месяцев назад

      Just B-hop

    • @GoofyLilRat
      @GoofyLilRat 9 месяцев назад

      @@datdude12399 it’s easier to get shot that way though

    • @GoofyLilRat
      @GoofyLilRat 9 месяцев назад +2

      Zigzags can prolly help you if you’re running away. It’s harder to get shot lols

    • @LostProxyNevermore
      @LostProxyNevermore 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@GoofyLilRat going zigzag would actually hinder you- it reduces your speed making you more likely to get hit

  • @limeonado7362
    @limeonado7362 Год назад +1980

    I always thought lockdown drills were pointless because the shooter would definitely know how it works. Then, one day, my history teacher was answering questions before a lockdown drill, and told us that if this was real, we had to get our pencils and aim for the eyes. She's my favorite teacher now🤣
    I can't get arrested for the replies to this comment, can I??

    • @suditi.st4r
      @suditi.st4r Год назад +92

      THATS HILARIOUS BAHAHA- SAVAGE TEACHER

    • @krahser6914
      @krahser6914 Год назад +148

      To be fair then shooters won’t waste time on locked doors. They gon go in, shoot, and out. If it’s locked and they can’t get in, your safe. If it’s not locked that good luck, your screwed.

    • @junoperberry
      @junoperberry Год назад +120

      @@krahser6914 shoot the lock and a locked door is no longer a locked door

    • @krahser6914
      @krahser6914 Год назад +69

      @@junoperberry why waste ammo on a lock when you can use it on someone?

    • @thecoolbee
      @thecoolbee Год назад +16

      I break de floor and dig to escape

  • @Dylberto_
    @Dylberto_ Месяц назад +1

    Watched this video probably about 6 times and FINALLY understood the Steve kurr son joke

  • @xxjynxx4566
    @xxjynxx4566 5 месяцев назад

    You had me at monster 💀☠️

  • @KESTRELZZ
    @KESTRELZZ 7 месяцев назад +219

    Some schools in Australia, do indeed have a lockdown! But it is never used for active shootings, some reasons include:
    • Armed person active on school grounds (eg. Throwing rocks, which actually happened, knife, machete or dagger.)
    • Chemical Spill (chemistry for a nearby high-school)
    I can’t remember them all.

    • @delightlessnights468
      @delightlessnights468 4 месяца назад +4

      as an australian, in my schools it was a kangaroo or two kids fighting often times

    • @KESTRELZZ
      @KESTRELZZ 4 месяца назад +8

      @@delightlessnights468 HGGHGHGHNNNNN HAHAHAAPAPAPAAHAHAHAHABABABA

    • @guy_in_the_comments
      @guy_in_the_comments 3 месяца назад +2

      @@KESTRELZZ you good bro??

    • @KESTRELZZ
      @KESTRELZZ 3 месяца назад +2

      @@guy_in_the_comments no

    • @axoharpoon
      @axoharpoon 3 месяца назад

      In canada a school I attended had a lockdown over a moose in the playground once. Also apparanrly another school I went to had a lockdown because a squirrel chewed through some wires and power went out or sum lol wasnt there for either though

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 Год назад +793

    What's nice about drills is that, in the right timing, they interrupt a class that you either find boring, or the teacher boring.

  • @harpergaming100
    @harpergaming100 27 дней назад +2

    My teacher said to throw scissors if a intruder comes in lol

  • @JustAnOtherChannel623
    @JustAnOtherChannel623 26 дней назад +1

    Watching during school

  • @Brizzle12341
    @Brizzle12341 Год назад +1841

    The best part of lockdown drills is how everyone asks questions that could potentially save their lives, and the teacher just goes, "there's a million what-ifs you could ask so let's not worry about them"

    • @splumpy8469
      @splumpy8469 Год назад +104

      thats literally the most annoying part of the drill

    • @emberlyn511
      @emberlyn511 Год назад +114

      SO TRUE. I ONCE ASKED IF THERE WAS A LOCKDOWN AND LOCKOUT (2 shooters), and she said "that's a what if" like what if we can't get out???

    • @khadijah1707
      @khadijah1707 Год назад +8

      This is so funny 😂 😂

    • @st4rfir3
      @st4rfir3 Год назад +22

      Fr like what happens next ? We die. 😒

    • @katheryneexploraconmigo5199
      @katheryneexploraconmigo5199 Год назад +2

      OHIO BE LIKE:

  • @Detective_asparagus
    @Detective_asparagus Год назад +488

    As someone who has a disability that could make it difficult to exit the building in the case of a fire, one of my biggest fears is getting left behind 😭😭 I'm sure you're probably not 100% serious, but there were times where students would complain about teachers helping me out, saying "in a real fire, you'd leave em!" 💀
    Another thing that was strange about shooter drills, was all our doors only locked from the OUTSIDE. I even told my teacher "hey if you have to leave the classroom to lock the door, wouldn't you get shot and leave everyone in the class vulnerable?" The teacher nodded and said they'd bring it up in a meeting (nothing happened so idk if they did lol)

    • @xinyeechong3432
      @xinyeechong3432 Год назад +46

      Damn i know those students were trying to survive and I am from a country where thee were no shooter drills but damn that’s brutal. I felt bad they say they should left a friend or classmates behind just because they are slow or immobile. A bit selfish not gonna lie

    • @TheDailyGlobe922
      @TheDailyGlobe922 Год назад +45

      @@xinyeechong3432 unfortunately most people's instincts are to survive no matter what. Survival of the fittest and all that before morals I guess

    • @lonelycoffee8374
      @lonelycoffee8374 Год назад +22

      I went to school with a girl who had spinabifida. Life in a wheelchair. In fire drills and other evacuation drills, a strong adult would carry her down the stairs and outside

    • @hazysnowstudios7553
      @hazysnowstudios7553 Год назад +8

      @@lonelycoffee8374 I'm well aware that "spinabifida" is a ligma balls type joke, but I'm a dumbass and can't think of how you'd get me with that, so please, I ask, what is spinabifida?

    • @lonelycoffee8374
      @lonelycoffee8374 Год назад

      @@hazysnowstudios7553 spinabifida is a real illness. It's when a baby's spinal chord doesn't develop properly, leaving the back to be pretty much useless. And there is no cure, no amount of surgeries or anything to make it better. Life in a wheelchair, the girl couldn't even use the bathroom by herself. She had to wear diapers and had a urinary catheter

  • @ferretsboy2093
    @ferretsboy2093 14 дней назад

    I’ve watched this 100 times and it’s still not boring

  • @boeingpm9488
    @boeingpm9488 Месяц назад +1

    This Thursday my school has a tornado drill practice

  • @minecraftbuildswithme4797
    @minecraftbuildswithme4797 Год назад +135

    One drill I had to practice is Earthquake drills since California is prone to having earthquakes, not too often though.
    It's probably the safest natural disaster to occur at school, but at the same time your kinda living on a prayer, and hoping the $2 IKEA school desk can protect you 💀💀

    • @whatamidoing.6854
      @whatamidoing.6854 Год назад +6

      Unrelated but I love your Aoi Mukou pfp!

    • @slashswifereal3435
      @slashswifereal3435 Год назад +3

      ngl earthquakes are probably the safest since they rarely happen here but if it was a big one, most of us wouldn't survive off of these flimsy tables, and my school has hanging lights

    • @user-fx6ty3mx6s
      @user-fx6ty3mx6s Год назад +2

      It's funny how they tell us it's safest under the desks but the only desks my school has (outside of the science classrooms) are the itty bitty fused chair and desk ones. I do not know a single person who can actually fit under one of those. I do however, know a few people who have injured themselves trying to fit under the desks during drills.

  • @sillylittlguy14
    @sillylittlguy14 9 месяцев назад +432

    As someone who’s middle school was on fire 3 different times in one year, we were told to calmly walk out every time. Only on the last time in the year, some kids did actually calmly walk out since the previous times weren’t big fires and were in the cafeteria kitchen.

    • @ag3ntle
      @ag3ntle 7 месяцев назад +10

      Bro i Think we went to the same school.

    • @blackcatsrock
      @blackcatsrock 7 месяцев назад +10

      Bro we had to evacuate the school over burnt popcorn

    • @senior_duck968
      @senior_duck968 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@blackcatsrockbro lockdown drills are stupid these school shooters know what we do and then we askwhat ifs the teacher doesn’t know what to even say they know uts a good question

    • @CrimePOV501
      @CrimePOV501 7 месяцев назад +4

      bro did that happen at utley that seems like the same school

    • @sillylittlguy14
      @sillylittlguy14 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@CrimePOV501 nah, mine was a different school

  • @ThatskyJeje
    @ThatskyJeje 6 месяцев назад

    At my school, we have these things that go into the holes that are near the doors, which will lock it more i think. we also don't HAVE to go into a single group, we can go anywhere.(which makes it available to hide in more places like under the teachers desk, in the bathroom (we have bathrooms cuz the middle school was supposed to bed an elementary school) etc etc.)

  • @SomeoneTookVega
    @SomeoneTookVega 5 месяцев назад

    *raises glass in agreement*

  • @TimelessNickel
    @TimelessNickel Год назад +525

    the intruder drill changed in the last couple years of highschool for my area. We still needed to lock the door and turn off the lights, but we were also told to grab the nearest weapon and have people guard the door from the intruder while everyone else started an escape plan to get the hell outta there without getting killed.

    • @livy10624
      @livy10624 Год назад

      that what one of my teachers told me. Never be a sitting duck, she literally told us to fight that son of a b!tch

    • @phloats.
      @phloats. Год назад +36

      Sounds better than the last drill at least

    • @selersss
      @selersss Год назад +26

      Yeah for us its that too but to also barricade the doors with tables desks chairs anything we have. They also taught us to grab the nearest item whether its a book, desk, scissors, anything and just start throwing things at the shooter

    • @Neoln
      @Neoln Год назад +7

      Yeah but I don’t think a you can beat a dude with a semi-automatic with a pencil

    • @prodigy2652
      @prodigy2652 Год назад +8

      @@Neoln unless you catch the shooter offguard from the back or side, you can stab him really hard in the neck and try to pull the gun away but you gotta be lucky for that to happen

  • @dignifiedspace1706
    @dignifiedspace1706 Год назад +454

    When I was in elementary school, they once had a real lockdown because there was supposedly a man with a gun outside. Now this was right at the end of the day so we were all about to leave and go home and some classes literally had to go back into their rooms because the announcement was made. We stayed there for like 20 minutes because the guy was still out there. Turns out the “guy with a gun” was a parent that came straight from his job as a cop to pick up his kid and still had his gun.

    • @toegrippr
      @toegrippr Год назад +72

      bruh💀

    • @Cinnamon95183
      @Cinnamon95183 Год назад +52

      Ain’t no way 💀

    • @kxylen
      @kxylen Год назад +25

      Cop suspected as criminal 🤔

    • @aliyoussef3074
      @aliyoussef3074 Год назад +12

      BROOO COMPLETE THE SENTENCE HE WENT TO PICK HIS KID AND WHAT AHHH

    • @Burnt_Brownie
      @Burnt_Brownie Год назад +10

      @@aliyoussef3074and he still had his gun

  • @Ur_localtrash
    @Ur_localtrash 5 месяцев назад

    I love this guy's humor.

  • @XeanoZ713
    @XeanoZ713 2 месяца назад

    "The fire nation" killed me, but "Steve Kerr's son" killed me more

  • @AnObliviousCelticsFan
    @AnObliviousCelticsFan Год назад +456

    This doesn't seem like a commentary channel tbh. It's something about this dude's video that just makes him more special. And he got a handsome reward for it.

    • @Aqu1ls_Curr3nt
      @Aqu1ls_Curr3nt Год назад +42

      His editing skills is top notch, combine this with the humor and he's literally funnier than diesel patches who i previously thought was the best commentary RUclipsr before this.

    • @ejumper_10
      @ejumper_10 Год назад +6

      Yeah. It could be the combination of shitposts and his natural humor

    • @ejumper_10
      @ejumper_10 Год назад

      @@Checkmark. bruh shut bot we ain't retarted

    • @polygonally_dunce7813
      @polygonally_dunce7813 Год назад +5

      Its probably an opinion channel, cuz he saying what he feels about something

    • @mr.weaponsmann1004
      @mr.weaponsmann1004 Год назад +1

      @@polygonally_dunce7813 but most of it is ironic

  • @Sonderwalk
    @Sonderwalk Год назад +221

    Teachers at our school always tell us how to behave if someone ever breaches the classroom. The plan usually involves stacking or tossing desks, using them as shields/weapons. There’s usually also furniture near the window to climb as an escape, etc.
    It’s not nearly as clueless as some describe. Most of us know what to do, and it doesn’t hurt being prepared. Personally, I like drills. And they take time off math, in any case :)

    • @Yuni-ou1ll
      @Yuni-ou1ll Год назад +11

      Yeah, I had a cool choir teacher who let us just fight to the death down the stairs during a fire drill and get outside quickly but you bet we were body slamming over students but then another class were coming out the same way for some reason so the people who were getting stepped on were also accidentally shove little children into walls because for my school fire drills the teacher would be at the back

    • @AngelArcher17
      @AngelArcher17 Год назад +4

      Had a similar situation during a Fire Drill in Sophomore Year Geometry. We were about to take a quiz but while the teacher was still passing out the papers and everyone was talking, I was able to hear the first few alarms out in the hallway, there was about a 5 second delay between the hallway alarm and the classroom ones. I immediately threw my hands in the air and excitedly yelled “YEEEEEESSSSSSSS”. Everyone, teacher included, looked at me weird until the fire alarm in the classroom finally went off. Reason for why I cheered? Was not prepared for quiz.

    • @SuchitaBhattacharya
      @SuchitaBhattacharya Год назад +4

      This, exactly! In my school, they tell us to stack desks in front of the door and throw chairs, water bottles, scissors, etc. at the attacker. Just make sure it's either big, heavy, or sharp, or all of the above. Some people really think it's just huddle up, duck your head and pray, but that is a flat-out ridiculous plan.

    • @KuperSpyronicStudios
      @KuperSpyronicStudios Год назад

      Anyone ever hear their teacher say "We don't want to hurt the shooter"? Cuz I did. And it was stupid.

    • @Sonderwalk
      @Sonderwalk Год назад

      Nope, never heard that

  • @CaitKatArt
    @CaitKatArt Месяц назад

    I've had a real fire incident and a lockdown at my school. The lockdown was because of someone dangerous near our school. It was when people were arriving to school. I WAS OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL WHEN IT HAPPENED. The teacher literally told us to run to the nearest classroom. I remember we pushed a big cabinet in front of the door because we're not trusting the corner to save us. In the fire thing, we all just ran out in a blob through the nearest door. The drills they do are so bad. They really need to do better.

  • @TheGamingTI2
    @TheGamingTI2 5 дней назад

    Bro you be making explaining things better than a god dam therapist

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster Год назад +155

    Fire drills always scared the hell outta me. I could just be minding my own business doing some work only to have the absolute shit scared out of me by some blaring siren. I always dreaded them.

  • @nidus8175
    @nidus8175 Год назад +175

    Not sure when you were last in school but protocol is now a lot like your plan. If it’s possible students and teachers are instructed to find ways to to evacuate the building. If they aren’t able to leave they fortify the room and arm themselves.

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Год назад +32

      Usually I’ve only ever heard and practice the drill of us all being sitting ducks, but this version is better, where they encourage children near the exit to escape from danger, and they barricade the doors with heavy stuff.

    • @professionalcyberbully6410
      @professionalcyberbully6410 Год назад +19

      I have an experience with a real lockdown drill. Happened in late October of this year. Basically a kid was armed and the school went on lockdown. I was stuck in my first hour and we lifted up tables to hide behind incase he came in there.
      Luckily it wasn't an active shooter, just a kid who wanted to look tough by showing off his guns and got snitched on. I'm very happy nobody had to bust windows and escape.

    • @fard4046
      @fard4046 Год назад +11

      "They fortify the room and arm themselves"
      Ngl when I read that I imagined a bunch of kids using the most random objects as weapons, like throwing backpacks or whipping out extra sharp pencils and a heavy book or scissors while standing in the corner like mini john wicks

    • @Clone-up2ge
      @Clone-up2ge Год назад +2

      @@fard4046 isn't that kinda what they actually do?

    • @earliertripod4534
      @earliertripod4534 Год назад +1

      All my drills this year are what he described. Guess safety shouldn't be required nationally \_(ツ)_/¯

  • @Ittlibawbisb
    @Ittlibawbisb 21 день назад

    Welcome to Australia! I’ve had 6 lockdown drills at school in 4 years here. 3 was about foxes, 2 snake scenarios, and the first one was when a prep (whatever grade the 5 year olds are) found a wasp nest and our school was being terrorised by wasps :D

  • @Iloveveryone10
    @Iloveveryone10 6 месяцев назад

    Omg I love these videos

  • @gothic-icarus
    @gothic-icarus Год назад +234

    I'm Australian. At schools, we have fire drills often (at least once a year) and I've gotta say, they actually work- how do I know? There was an actual fire at my school when I was 9. I remember going to grab my lunch from the canteen, and when I walked back to my class I saw a bunch of kids running out of the hall, and lots of smoke. I walked to my teachers desk, told her what I saw, and a second later there was a fire alarm. Most of us did what the teachers told us- we weren't calmly walking in a line like we where meant to, but we where just kind of speed-walked in our classroom group to the netball court, and sat in lines while teachers called out the role as the fire brigade came. Turns out there was a wiring problem in the hall that started the fire. Would've been a different situation if the fire spread, but all that happened was that 30 kids shoes where burned- turns out the kids running out of the hall where doing some yoga or dance thing when the flame started- and nobody could go into the hall for a year while it was being repaired.

    • @fish6087
      @fish6087 Год назад +23

      Americans always make fun of how Australia is dangerous because of goofy animals but I’m more scared of being shot at

    • @olesiabarabasheva4046
      @olesiabarabasheva4046 Год назад +15

      @@fish6087 like i better be burnt a lil bit in the worst case scenario than having a 20% chance of not coming out of school alive 💀

    • @crazypancake7165
      @crazypancake7165 Год назад +2

      I AINT READIN THAT, THATS A LOOOOOOOOOONG PARAGRAPH

    • @pxl-_-ll
      @pxl-_-ll Год назад

      Bo o o wodah

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 Год назад

      @@crazypancake7165 do you happen to be named Duke Nukem?

  • @_Meltedburrito
    @_Meltedburrito Год назад +589

    i wish i could time travel 1000 years into the future, just to find a way to watch every degenerocity video that has been posted since this one

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect Год назад +24

      I mean yt probably wont exist by then

    • @aqibcool8989
      @aqibcool8989 Год назад

      @@OmniversalInsect i straw

    • @skycat1350
      @skycat1350 Год назад

      Okay

    • @shaun5809
      @shaun5809 Год назад +5

      @@aqibcool8989 you are a straw

    • @JojoThoughts
      @JojoThoughts Год назад

      I make funny edited vids😂 check them out if y’all don’t mind ❤💯!

  • @ZukkeroFilato
    @ZukkeroFilato Месяц назад

    I love how quadrobics was the first thing that showed up

  • @Pink-Lemons
    @Pink-Lemons 6 месяцев назад

    Wait those quadrobics at the start are actually really good