I talked shit on fat kid when we lived in this homeless shelter and he laughed as he farted and the whole dam day we was choking for air, no I mean it was a gas-- NO I mean we laughed our asses off. There we go.
Real men claim it with pride. I claimed mine when they made us men, (against our will) do yoga in airman leadership school. The next day, they let us play basketball. 😂
I still have fond memories of farting in the hall at School and hearing a kid behind me say " Oh My God who did this? This smells bad " 😂 while I was speed walking
My husband was mortified once, when he had gone to mass with his grandfather. He told him “Frank, I gotta fart 🤣” His grandfather had to actually take meds to help him pass gas. So he said “Pa, you know what the doctor said; if you gotta fart, you gotta fart!” So his grandfather lets one rip, and it vibrates off the wooden pews. His great uncle who was a Catholic priest stopped for a moment while conducting the mass and said “Of course, you ALL know my brother-in-law Willie.” 🤣🤣🤣
This one made my eyes water, that is hilarious! I was on a TTC sitting at the third last row of seats in the back where it's elevated. There is a man in front of me below and sometime during the ride he let one rip. It was silent but didn't go unnoticed. It smelled like horse diarrhea. It got so bad I had to cover my nose. And soon after more and more passengers were following suit and having their own little reactions. The guy responsible just looks at the window 😅. The scent makes its way to the driver and he doesn't even attempt at being polite about it XD He starts coughing and gagging, saying things like "That doesn't smell right" and "Jesus Christ Almighty". He opens his window in attempt to get the scent out. Unfortunately, very few windows could open in the bus. People started pulling the wire to ring the bus to a stop. And the passengers aren't the only ones that want out. He pulled over when there was an opportunity and the driver along with all the passengers scrambled to get out of the bus. Wasn't even a bus stop, it was in a plaza. All of us sucking in the fresh city air as the bus got air circulation to flush out that nasty fart. The smell was disgusting but the event itself was hilarious and it is a memory that comes to my mind eveytime I see a bus.😅
I took a bus tour to Manhattan from Toronto with my wife. While travelling in Manhattan I let out a silent fart. The bus stunk and people in front of us started figgiting with the air conditioning controls on the ceiling. My wife started elbowing me and was so upset. She threatened to tell everyone it was me and sit in another seat if I did it again.I still remind her of that fart to this day.I can’t remember the details of that trip, but the fart stands out the most.😅
Man that’s a rough one. Did the exact same thing an eighth grade science class but was sitting on top of one of those swiveling metal lab chairs. Straight up machine gun blast. Scarred me for life.
A buddy of mine while having breakfast at Mickydees, Farted on those fiberglass seats which amplified the sound 10x louder. I couldn't stop laughing because the lady cleaning the tables pulled out her rosary and started praying! LOL!!
In 1987, High school English class I was accused of dropping a huge fart during a test . I swear it wasn't me but the more I denied it, the more everyone thought I did it. The trauma still lives within me.
@@michealolsen1299 I think he's being a little sarcastic and humorous. Even so, back then ripping a fart during a quiet test...no one's going to forget that and will probably remember him by that fart. Fartboy? Can you imagine? I can feel his trauma lol
Definitely the guy in the middle, he’s the one that didn’t break character because he was trying to play it off really smooth. He almost smiled a little bit which made it even funnier
One of my proudest moments in junior high was clearing out an entire bleacher section during lunch break with a silent-but-deadly fart. Everyone ran down to the gym floor gasping for breath from my odoriferous gas bomb and of course I ran along with everyone else so they wouldn't know it was me. Nothing better than a good fart, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
At aircraft mechanics school a buddy and I had been to the local tap the previous night for lotsa beers n pickled eggs n sauerbraten. We went to my place and my wife fed us her new cucumber salad recipe. Vinegar sour cream onions and cucumbers and pepper. Next day out in the hangar We had to do oxygen pressure on demand mask system training. I had the oxygen cart with the masks and oxygen bottles. My buddy and the two classroom farters got into the plane. The two farters were in front. My buddy farted so bad I could hear a phone ringing and my vision went to seeing ultraviolent wavelengths. And I was outside the plane! I heard thumping and thrashing and cursing and cries involving God. Instead of hooking up an oxygen bottle I connected another mask to the manifold in back on the side of the craft rearward of the luggage compartment. The two farters donned their masks for fresh air because my buddy had blocked their escape doors. I let blast a hot acid shart into my mask and they inhaled deeply for relief - hoping to gasp in some fresh air. But all they got was what smelled like fancy feast filet & pate, vomit and burnt hair. Direct bowels to lungs victimization that left them scarred for life. As they recovered our instructor put some of his chili in my mask and put it on the floor, called the farters over and accused them of shitting into the aircraft's oxygen system. They insisted their innocence. (They were still wretching). Our instructor bent down, scooped up a finger of the chili, sucked his fingertip clean and said "Yup! - It's poop, alright!" They bailed out the hangar man door.
@@WrenchS13 The bad part is: It really happened. But better, if I provide all the little details. The "farters were the two that sat in the back left corner of the class room - the oscillating stand fan behind them: dispersing their foul gas evenly throughout the classroom DAILY. The Instructor was the driest man I've ever met. His face never made an expression of any kind. He was always serious and absolutely humorless. But he hated the farters with a passion. When I cupped my mask onto my butt like a trumpet mute and dumped my entrails - I manipulated it like a trumpet player would use a hat on the end of the horn - to play with the tone of my fart as I metered it out for longest possible duration for effect. But before I dumped into it I held it to my ear to verify their suction. They sounded like two hyperventilating Darth Vaders in a sea shell. After they were dosed I dropped the mask and started to shake out my britches, announcing that I think I soiled my undercarriage - I saw that instructor standing there glaring at me like I'll be seeing the dean next and there's no chance for me finding work as an aircraft mechanic NOW. Out of obligation he said "That's not what that's used for." And now - the most Messed-up part of it all: The next day as we arrived to the center - the three instructors had three engine driven fire department smoke evacuation fans and one of them four foot diameter fans in all the hangar bay door openings. Everyone had their shirts over their faces making ugly mugs at me saying stuff at me like "If you SICK, you need to take yo ASS to the HOSPITAL nigguh!" Our combined emanations had crept, expanded, permeated and sullied the entire hangar for almost a 24 hour period. It was FOUL and it had taken on a hint of fermenting Vietnamese rice paddy effluent canal stew with bloated dead yak carcass freshly busted open in the hot humid dank settled air bobbin' around in it. Nothing but worrisome disease, man. INHUMAN! The farters were nowhere to be found. They been FADED. SHADED. SCHOOLED. By two old pros and a twisted stoic instructor with a stomach of iron.
You tense up when you let one rip. Definitely the guy in the middle. He's concentrating so hard. The other two guys were just casually scratching their faces and whatnot. But that center guy, still as a statue cause he was focusing on releasing that tension.
He's a Serial Ripper! The most dangerous of all Flatulators. He could be in the middle of a polygraph, looking you straight in the eye, denying his guilt while simultaneously ripping major ass!
back in the 80s, in gym class when we would do those leg lifts where you had to hold your legs like 2 inches off the ground, it never failed, someone would always cut one and the whole class would bust out in laughter
It’s 3am and I ended up here after just clicking on random clips. I’m now trying not to wake my husband up with my giggling - the bed is shaking because I’m cracking up. I think it was the intro music as well…..plus the dude’s face! I’m 44 and I still think farts are hilarious.
My boss ripped off a huge, y-front shredding ballistic missile of a fart during a deadly serious sales meeting and he was sitting right next to me. He tried to stop it half way through but only ended up making it do a high pitched wasp sound. The meeting was one of those in a hotel conference room, graphs and laptops, everyone ultra serious in business suits pretending they we really interested in the proceedings etc, you know the scenario. The best bit was, the company director was doing a sales speech at the time and it stopped him in his tracks - all he said was that it was an extremely unprofessional thing to have done and he carried on as if it never happened. Even stranger, no one else seemed to find it funny except me, I was doubled over trying to stifle my laughter. My boss pretended it wasn't him that launched it but everyone knew it was. It is, and always will be, one of the greatest moments in my life.
If I were the presenter I wouldn’t have been able to go on without laughing hysterically. Either the guy’s just super professional or he has no sense of humor
I was at a club once, droped one silent but hot. Cleared out a twnty foot circle and just stood there in tears. One of my friends, who cleared with the circle, stood accused. We still laugh about it, years later. Just three childish 50 year olds.
Yup, about 1973, Mark Bowes ( Bowsie ) in the French lesson. On one of Those hard plastic chairs, he was already in the front row because he was a little terror, let one rip and it was a machine gun job. Mrs Smith just fixed him with her eyes and went “Mark, really??!!!”…
I really appreciate that the speaker slowed down during the dealing. I also appreciate that we just so happen to have a camera pointed right at the main culprit in some random meeting. Maybe it had been going on for a while?
I once let out a "silent but deadly" in our company break room. Funniest part was watching almost the whole room quietly get up and leave one by one not knowing who the guilty part was.
High probability guy in black was the guilty party sinced he kinda smiled. Most definitely was not the far right guy as he was in semi shock and glanced towards the other two potential fart men. Guy in center just took in all in and was indifferent.
Y'all just don't gerrit. Guy in the middle has arms folded. Concentrated seriously on releasing the tension analy as silently as possible. His "Wasn't Me" attitude clearly gives him away. He totally rang that bell twice 🤣😂
That was a fart machine. I have the second version and it has that exact fart on it. My 9 yo usually has control of the remote, so I've heard it enough times to recognize it anywhere. 🤣
The best timed fart in recent history occurred in Tamworth NSW Australia in about 1978. There was a huge meeting in the Tamworth Town Hall about the amalgamation of shires. During the hand count for a critical vote there was complete whispering silence throughout the entire hall of about 2000 people. Sitting on the edge of the stage facing the audience but dangling his legs was GR who let rip an absolute growler that could be heard by anyone and everyone. We on the stage knew it was GR but to this day those 2000 people swear Stephen Moore dropped the nuke. Hearing about a thousand people sniggering, guffawing and laughing will never leave me.
Yep, many years ago our office staff got into the express elevator at work which only stop at the top floor where our offices were. The lift was packed and ten floors later someone let rip a soft but deadly fart. We all turned our heads to see who the guilty person was and saw this one woman who was staring at the floor. The awful smell then hit us like a bombshell and several people started to gag, and we still had 40 floors to go before we could get out. I did not it was possible for 30 people to vacate an elevator in less than 5 seconds. 🤣🤣
Guy on the right. He's setting up for it by nervously scratching his chin as he squeezes out a mud blister. He's also the first to react and turn toward the others.
My best friend got me in 6th grade study hall in the cafeteria. He let one rip and then said "awe Jeff" to me and walked away.Totally defenseless and caught off guard,i had to take that one as a lesson learned.
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That's a fart machine, we have a remote Fart Machine 2.0 that plays that same fart. And it was also hidden in conf rooms until people ended up checking under the tables BEFORE dialing into a bridge lol
For the ones who are as serious as I am about this 0:17 & 0:40 I feel like this is the single most important project I've ever been assigned to. I must know who premeditated this ripping of crack with such sophisticated composure. I then need to decide whether I believe the guilty party should be charged for a crime, or given a trophy.
Reminds me of a time at work, Dave from IT had a bean burrito for lunch and his silent but deadly fart literally devastated the entire office floor. The stench was so bad, people were gagging and fleeing their desks. We had to call in HVAC for emergency ventilation. It took hours to clear the air!
Wait, was that a two-parter? I clearly heard the first rip, but then if you listen closely, there's also a second blast, almost like a motorcycle shifting into second gear.
One of my best was when I was in sixth grade. Bacon and eggs for breakfast. I was sitting in a small group of about eight in a classroom of ~ 25 of us. I dropped a SBD (silent but deadly) creeper/lingering egg and eased away to the pencil sharpener. As I sharpened my pencil, I looked over my shoulder to see the commotion, and everyone in the group was gasping. I laughed to myself and walked back to the group, and it still stunk like hell. I asked what happened and they said someone dropped an egg. I said…well it wasn’t me, I was over there using the pencil sharpener. They all agreed it couldn’t have been me. I still laugh about it today, but I am only 57 y/o.
I once had to be at a customer before opening hours, parked in the lowest underground parking. Being about 6am, I was alone (so I thought) in the building. Dropped a clanger in the elevator on my way up from 4th lower ground to somewhere way up. IT STANK. To my surprise, 2 or 3 guys entered one floor up on my journey. I got out quick and left them to savour the remnants of my proudly dropped personal stink bomb...
Happened to me one time during a meeting. Held in a sneeze and ripped a loud one. On those plastic chairs which magnified the blast. So humiliated.
Hahaha ! 😂😂😂👍
Bahahaha
But did they laugh?
😂😂😂😂 thanks for sharing
Feel your pain.
The guy in the middle.....his “that’s gross” additude.....he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.
He has absolutely Zero sense of humor lol
The guy in black jumper it is set up with camera so is in on it.
Lmao we're thinking on the level. He has this how dare you demeanor, all the while unleashing nukes
He has trained his farts to reverse and come out as talk burps.
Never trust a man that doesn't find a fart funny
Controlling your laughter after a fart is harder than controlling a fart!!!
Yeah, but you know what's hilarious? Laughing and farting at the same time, especially when they're in rhythm with one another
@@noname-jh3bd purr purr
Hee hee
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Lies again? Cum Fart
@@noname-jh3bd hahahahhahaha
I talked shit on fat kid when we lived in this homeless shelter and he laughed as he farted and the whole dam day we was choking for air, no I mean it was a gas-- NO I mean we laughed our asses off. There we go.
You could instantly see these grown men sitting in a meeting transformed into kids sitting in class. Magical
Perfect comment! LOL!
Real men claim it with pride. I claimed mine when they made us men, (against our will) do yoga in airman leadership school. The next day, they let us play basketball. 😂
I still have fond memories of farting in the hall at School and hearing a kid behind me say " Oh My God who did this? This smells bad " 😂 while I was speed walking
Those smiles are exactly what should have made him claim it as his own, beautiful creation
They're pilots that's why
I love how the guy talking literally gets interuppted by the fart and stops for a second to let it finish 😂😂
A real pro would have avoided that linguistic mogul and kept on talking.
Maybe it was the end of a sentence ………and ‘the fart’ was a Full Stop
a real pro would acknowledge the fart
I smell burnt cabbage !!!
@@JOECANDELA22 nah bro, a real pro would've made a linguistic emphasis at that point lol
Bloke in the middle is so depressed, not even a fine guff like that can make him see the joy in the world
He got the satisfaction of being the one who let it rip. He doesn't need to laugh when he knows his alpha fart genetics won that day.
GUILTY!
He’s the guilty one🤣
“A fine guff” hahaha
The dude with the dark sweater dealt it... He has that grin on his face, like he was proud of it! He sure let that one rip!
lol omg😂
Debbie no, it was the guy in the middle
I laughed harder reading your comment watching the video. Lmfao
Yes. He did. He played it off. Like kids in class. Lol.
Defo, he is prepped also looks directly at the camera.
Guy in the middle has a great poker face. Had to be him!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
50+ years later...and I still can't help but laugh at a well timed fart.
The oldest form of humour.
Man, I can’t believe it’s already been over 50 years since the first fart
@@bartholomewesperanza3442 Cavemen might have been the first to laugh at farts.
@@pauljordan4452 Why are farts so goddamn funny?
@@adnanmahmudshohan4951 Smelly air coming out of your ass and making sounds. Duh.
I don't care who it is -- farts are funny! 😂🤣🤣
Lyn Caho stfu bitch
They're hilarious
Lyn Caho If you think this one was funny, watch this!! It will have you in tears!!😂😂🤣ruclips.net/video/wJQoxdSFTJ0/видео.html
D funk fat sack Did you watch the whole thing? There’s 2 farts!! 💨 💨 😂🤣😂
Lol yup
I've seen this phenomenon before: barking spiders in the walls and ceiling. Got to be.
I call them Barking Spiders, too. 😃
Never heard that before, that’s funny 😂
Flock of geese
They really need to replace those old creaky chairs 😂
Fucking ducks, they are always walking right under your shoes. Sounds like someone stepped on one in hallway.
My husband was mortified once, when he had gone to mass with his grandfather. He told him “Frank, I gotta fart 🤣” His grandfather had to actually take meds to help him pass gas. So he said “Pa, you know what the doctor said; if you gotta fart, you gotta fart!” So his grandfather lets one rip, and it vibrates off the wooden pews. His great uncle who was a Catholic priest stopped for a moment while conducting the mass and said “Of course, you ALL know my brother-in-law Willie.” 🤣🤣🤣
This one made my eyes water, that is hilarious! I was on a TTC sitting at the third last row of seats in the back where it's elevated. There is a man in front of me below and sometime during the ride he let one rip. It was silent but didn't go unnoticed. It smelled like horse diarrhea. It got so bad I had to cover my nose. And soon after more and more passengers were following suit and having their own little reactions. The guy responsible just looks at the window 😅. The scent makes its way to the driver and he doesn't even attempt at being polite about it XD
He starts coughing and gagging, saying things like "That doesn't smell right" and "Jesus Christ Almighty". He opens his window in attempt to get the scent out. Unfortunately, very few windows could open in the bus. People started pulling the wire to ring the bus to a stop. And the passengers aren't the only ones that want out. He pulled over when there was an opportunity and the driver along with all the passengers scrambled to get out of the bus. Wasn't even a bus stop, it was in a plaza. All of us sucking in the fresh city air as the bus got air circulation to flush out that nasty fart. The smell was disgusting but the event itself was hilarious and it is a memory that comes to my mind eveytime I see a bus.😅
@@ameliawilder28 oh my goodness, I’m sitting here just busting a gut 🤣
Omg I'm teary eyed over here. Great story
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@@ameliawilder28, lol!
Whoever denied it supplied it
😂😂😂😂😂
Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.
Woow that was funny hahaha
whoever smelt it dealt it LOL
Whoever smiles at the start, does the fart
The dude on the dark blue looked over at the middle guy IMMEDIATELY. That's the truth right there.
Never too old to laugh at a fart
😂🤣
but u can definitely be old enough to never trust one
@WL2K those are the best ones...nothing like having a damn good excuse to free ball
I took a bus tour to Manhattan from Toronto with my wife. While travelling in Manhattan I let out a silent fart. The bus stunk and people in front of us started figgiting with the air conditioning controls on the ceiling. My wife started elbowing me and was so upset. She threatened to tell everyone it was me and sit in another seat if I did it again.I still remind her of that fart to this day.I can’t remember the details of that trip, but the fart stands out the most.😅
I cleared half a high school gym in gym class once...like 50 people. It was silent, hot, and one of the best days of my life 😂
Oy lol. Being on a plane is bad… get very paranoid
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Legend
Man that’s a rough one. Did the exact same thing an eighth grade science class but was sitting on top of one of those swiveling metal lab chairs.
Straight up machine gun blast. Scarred me for life.
Omggggg 😆
EPIC!
A buddy of mine while having breakfast at Mickydees, Farted on those fiberglass seats which amplified the sound 10x louder. I couldn't stop laughing because the lady cleaning the tables pulled out her rosary and started praying! LOL!!
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OMG. That's hilarious!!!
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In 1987, High school English class I was accused of dropping a huge fart during a test .
I swear it wasn't me but the more I denied it, the more everyone thought I did it.
The trauma still lives within me.
Trama?
@@michealolsen1299 I think he's being a little sarcastic and humorous. Even so, back then ripping a fart during a quiet test...no one's going to forget that and will probably remember him by that fart. Fartboy? Can you imagine? I can feel his trauma lol
@@joelnielsen4836 your not helping 🤣
Meanwhile, there's a guy today put there still laughing at this experience when he let one rip, but the whole class pinned it on someone else.
Were you in my class I graduated 1987 myself crack me up buddy that was good year
Definitely the guy in the middle, he’s the one that didn’t break character because he was trying to play it off really smooth. He almost smiled a little bit which made it even funnier
Wow the guy in the middle played it off very smoothly… definitely wasn’t his first rodeo 😂
It also wasn’t his last pair of pants for the day.
He looks so above it all, a prototype corporate douche bag lol.
😂 🤣 Fart humor...always on the top of my comedy list. 💨💨
The middle guy 💯
omg loool😂😁
I think it was the guy who asked “what was that?” Because he was smiling and scratching his face, and he knew what it was.
@Jeff Cuevas that was all him lol. That serious look on his face was it 😂😂😂🤟🏻
I am binge watching fart videos on 6am, haven't slept.
Life is good
I love that for you.
Amen
One of my proudest moments in junior high was clearing out an entire bleacher section during lunch break with a silent-but-deadly fart. Everyone ran down to the gym floor gasping for breath from my odoriferous gas bomb and of course I ran along with everyone else so they wouldn't know it was me. Nothing better than a good fart, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
Hilarious!
“of course, i ran along with everyone” fucking slayed me 💀
At aircraft mechanics school a buddy and I had been to the local tap the previous night for lotsa beers n pickled eggs n sauerbraten. We went to my place and my wife fed us her new cucumber salad recipe. Vinegar sour cream onions and cucumbers and pepper. Next day out in the hangar We had to do oxygen pressure on demand mask system training. I had the oxygen cart with the masks and oxygen bottles. My buddy and the two classroom farters got into the plane. The two farters were in front. My buddy farted so bad I could hear a phone ringing and my vision went to seeing ultraviolent wavelengths. And I was outside the plane! I heard thumping and thrashing and cursing and cries involving God. Instead of hooking up an oxygen bottle I connected another mask to the manifold in back on the side of the craft rearward of the luggage compartment. The two farters donned their masks for fresh air because my buddy had blocked their escape doors. I let blast a hot acid shart into my mask and they inhaled deeply for relief - hoping to gasp in some fresh air. But all they got was what smelled like fancy feast filet & pate, vomit and burnt hair. Direct bowels to lungs victimization that left them scarred for life. As they recovered our instructor put some of his chili in my mask and put it on the floor, called the farters over and accused them of shitting into the aircraft's oxygen system. They insisted their innocence. (They were still wretching). Our instructor bent down, scooped up a finger of the chili, sucked his fingertip clean and said "Yup! - It's poop, alright!" They bailed out the hangar man door.
@@skeggjoldgunnr3167 i was in tears, laughing through this story LOL
@@WrenchS13 The bad part is: It really happened. But better, if I provide all the little details. The "farters were the two that sat in the back left corner of the class room - the oscillating stand fan behind them: dispersing their foul gas evenly throughout the classroom DAILY. The Instructor was the driest man I've ever met. His face never made an expression of any kind. He was always serious and absolutely humorless. But he hated the farters with a passion. When I cupped my mask onto my butt like a trumpet mute and dumped my entrails - I manipulated it like a trumpet player would use a hat on the end of the horn - to play with the tone of my fart as I metered it out for longest possible duration for effect.
But before I dumped into it I held it to my ear to verify their suction. They sounded like two hyperventilating Darth Vaders in a sea shell. After they were dosed I dropped the mask and started to shake out my britches, announcing that I think I soiled my undercarriage - I saw that instructor standing there glaring at me like I'll be seeing the dean next and there's no chance for me finding work as an aircraft mechanic NOW. Out of obligation he said "That's not what that's used for."
And now - the most Messed-up part of it all:
The next day as we arrived to the center - the three instructors had three engine driven fire department smoke evacuation fans and one of them four foot diameter fans in all the hangar bay door openings. Everyone had their shirts over their faces making ugly mugs at me saying stuff at me like "If you SICK, you need to take yo ASS to the HOSPITAL nigguh!" Our combined emanations had crept, expanded, permeated and sullied the entire hangar for almost a 24 hour period. It was FOUL and it had taken on a hint of fermenting Vietnamese rice paddy effluent canal stew with bloated dead yak carcass freshly busted open in the hot humid dank settled air bobbin' around in it. Nothing but worrisome disease, man. INHUMAN! The farters were nowhere to be found. They been FADED. SHADED. SCHOOLED. By two old pros and a twisted stoic instructor with a stomach of iron.
Thank you algorithm for bringing me to this beautiful work of art
*fart
You tense up when you let one rip. Definitely the guy in the middle. He's concentrating so hard. The other two guys were just casually scratching their faces and whatnot. But that center guy, still as a statue cause he was focusing on releasing that tension.
Yup plus both men immediately look towards the source of the sound lol.
@@Krondelo forreal lol, we’re just a coupla fart experts
He's a Serial Ripper! The most dangerous of all Flatulators. He could be in the middle of a polygraph, looking you straight in the eye, denying his guilt while simultaneously ripping major ass!
I'm a classy, beautiful, conservative 53 year old woman but I'll go to my grave laughing every time someone farts!!😂😂😂😂
Wow, toot your own horn often??
U can hear the guy talking in the background like start slowing his talking trying to figure out what was that sound and who did it
You are correct lol - it stumped him.
@Green Teen ......no it’s not silly person, it’s Green Teen! Your just trying to fool us.
the most gripping, compelling and aptly titled short film in years. A real barnstormer...much like the fart itself - brilliantly enacted.
back in the 80s, in gym class when we would do those leg lifts where you had to hold your legs like 2 inches off the ground, it never failed, someone would always cut one and the whole class would bust out in laughter
I believe that was the purpose of that exercise. It's brilliant!
It’s 3am and I ended up here after just clicking on random clips. I’m now trying not to wake my husband up with my giggling - the bed is shaking because I’m cracking up. I think it was the intro music as well…..plus the dude’s face! I’m 44 and I still think farts are hilarious.
OMG Me to ! I got the tear’s rolling down my face , bed’s shaking & I’m pretending that I’m Clearing my throat each time a comment gets me ! 💞😂😂😂😂💞
My boss ripped off a huge, y-front shredding ballistic missile of a fart during a deadly serious sales meeting and he was sitting right next to me. He tried to stop it half way through but only ended up making it do a high pitched wasp sound. The meeting was one of those in a hotel conference room, graphs and laptops, everyone ultra serious in business suits pretending they we really interested in the proceedings etc, you know the scenario. The best bit was, the company director was doing a sales speech at the time and it stopped him in his tracks - all he said was that it was an extremely unprofessional thing to have done and he carried on as if it never happened. Even stranger, no one else seemed to find it funny except me, I was doubled over trying to stifle my laughter. My boss pretended it wasn't him that launched it but everyone knew it was. It is, and always will be, one of the greatest moments in my life.
Dark sweater, even sounds like a villain that would release the death cloud.
If I were the presenter I wouldn’t have been able to go on without laughing hysterically. Either the guy’s just super professional or he has no sense of humor
Obviously he is Jedi trained!
He will have you thinking you did it.
typically the one who laughs the most is the one who dropped the bowel howl
Bowel howl😂
Hahahaha
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You made me laugh.
That man is a cold blooded killer. To look a man in the face and not crack a smile after dropping a bomb like that. Respect. 😁
I was at a club once, droped one silent but hot. Cleared out a twnty foot circle and just stood there in tears.
One of my friends, who cleared with the circle, stood accused.
We still laugh about it, years later. Just three childish 50 year olds.
Reminds me of those times in school when someone would fart in class and everyone would laugh uncontrollably.
Yup, about 1973, Mark Bowes ( Bowsie ) in the French lesson. On one of Those hard plastic chairs, he was already in the front row because he was a little terror, let one rip and it was a machine gun job. Mrs Smith just fixed him with her eyes and went “Mark, really??!!!”…
That guy who didn’t even crack a smile must be a joy to fly with
I thought it was a motorbike, like accelerating "brooom.. BROOOOM!!!!!......"
He who smellt it dealt it. Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
That's my favorite bible verse
Whoever made the rhyme, did the crime
I have a terrible habit of laughing uncontrollably when I hear an audible fart! This was a good one! Two men smiling and one not! I wonder who did it!
Its good to see their inner child is still in there ☺️
That has to be the best team meeting ever I would have been in in a heap on the floor laughing my head off
I really appreciate that the speaker slowed down during the dealing. I also appreciate that we just so happen to have a camera pointed right at the main culprit in some random meeting. Maybe it had been going on for a while?
Does seem like a set up...maybe he knows this cat is gassy.
Surveillance footage (fartage)💨
I once let out a "silent but deadly" in our company break room. Funniest part was watching almost the whole room quietly get up and leave one by one not knowing who the guilty part was.
The guy talking did the deed, just keeping on talking while you blast the room makes for the perfect disguise.
High probability guy in black was the guilty party sinced he kinda smiled. Most definitely was not the far right guy as he was in semi shock and glanced towards the other two potential fart men. Guy in center just took in all in and was indifferent.
The phrase ‘took it all in’ hits a bit different in this particular context.
Thank you for that analysis.
Guy in the middle was looking to the left at someone off camera
Y'all just don't gerrit. Guy in the middle has arms folded. Concentrated seriously on releasing the tension analy as silently as possible. His "Wasn't Me" attitude clearly gives him away. He totally rang that bell twice 🤣😂
That was a fart machine.
I have the second version and it has that exact fart on it.
My 9 yo usually has control of the remote, so I've heard it enough times to recognize it anywhere. 🤣
You are a smart man sir. Kudos you got the ear as soon as I heard it I was like yup fart machine.
Yup. I've got the same one.
How old are you to have a fart machine, and the *second* version ? xD hahahaha amazing
@@TheManOfReason. Im 33. Farts will never stop being funny and you know it.
@@b__p I defo know it, :D
A regular fart would be funny enough but that auditory masterpiece is next level.
That confused look. Is absolutely classic
😂😂😂
That's about the average level of accomplishment for most meetings.
Easy. The dude on the right. First laugher is always Guilty!
The best timed fart in recent history occurred in Tamworth NSW Australia in about 1978. There was a huge meeting in the Tamworth Town Hall about the amalgamation of shires. During the hand count for a critical vote there was complete whispering silence throughout the entire hall of about 2000 people. Sitting on the edge of the stage facing the audience but dangling his legs was GR who let rip an absolute growler that could be heard by anyone and everyone. We on the stage knew it was GR but to this day those 2000 people swear Stephen Moore dropped the nuke. Hearing about a thousand people sniggering, guffawing and laughing will never leave me.
I like how they have ride of the valkyries playing before it goes down
The guy filming them knew what was going on, or he wouldn’t be. They had this all planned out like the Manhattan project.
It's funny how even adults laugh at farting sounds
If it's anything like my school board, that was the most intelligent thing anyone said the entire meeting.
Yep, many years ago our office staff got into the express elevator at work which only stop at the top floor where our offices were. The lift was packed and ten floors later someone let rip a soft but deadly fart. We all turned our heads to see who the guilty person was and saw this one woman who was staring at the floor. The awful smell then hit us like a bombshell and several people started to gag, and we still had 40 floors to go before we could get out. I did not it was possible for 30 people to vacate an elevator in less than 5 seconds. 🤣🤣
no matter the age or iq a fart still makes us giggle
Are you kidding? I'm 53, and I still find farts to be hilarious 🤣
Giggle? Giggle is an understatement. I’d be on the floor, laughing my ass off. Lol!
the person on the right with the huge smile lol
Guy on the right. He's setting up for it by nervously scratching his chin as he squeezes out a mud blister. He's also the first to react and turn toward the others.
Good call!
“Mud blister” 😂😂😂😂😂
You make a good point. His reaction delayed after watching for the 5th time, so its possible he was setting up one of the innocent men to his right.
My best friend got me in 6th grade study hall in the cafeteria. He let one rip and then said "awe Jeff" to me and walked away.Totally defenseless and caught off guard,i had to take that one as a lesson learned.
The guy in black, I hereby find you guilty
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He keeps fidgeting and he's trying to hide his face
The man in the middle was like "I would never".
This is an example of how us men choose to never grow up 😂😂
Women don't fart? Women don't laugh? Women don't laugh at farts? Boring.
@@bertroost1675 They like being “mature” or something….I think that’s the word. I don’t choose to investigate
Welcome to the patriarchy and male privilege.
Why should we?
@@switchunboxing hopefully you’re joking
Dark sweater dude. Definitely. He looks guilty and proud at the same time.
Anyone else got here from the video with the fart through the intercom?
Yes 😂
yes! LOL!!!!
He definitely looks like someone who would fart in the cockpit.
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Doesn’t matter if you’re 9 or 90, all dudes laugh at farts.
Oh, there's something being unloaded. But it's not the IMS data...
The way the middle man slowly slides his head to his left, locking eyes with his colleague for a brief moment before looking away.
Every man in that room should've been laughing hysterically
Hell I’m a woman, and I laughed my ass off. Lol!
I would have kept the fart blast going its the echo effects like.. thet thet thet thet they thet thet vrrrrrrp! 🤣
The joke that never gets old.
That's a fart machine, we have a remote Fart Machine 2.0 that plays that same fart. And it was also hidden in conf rooms until people ended up checking under the tables BEFORE dialing into a bridge lol
I laughed to tears. I really needed that today
Easily amused
@@steverussel4679it's true but I also just really needed to laugh
thats the most fart sounding fart ive ever heard
For the ones who are as serious as I am about this 0:17 & 0:40
I feel like this is the single most important project I've ever been assigned to. I must know who premeditated this ripping of crack with such sophisticated composure. I then need to decide whether I believe the guilty party should be charged for a crime, or given a trophy.
It was a 2nd degree assault, White Collar Crime! Man in middle fits the profile of a Serial Ripper, should be considered armed and dangerous.
The guy on the left did it, using a FartMaster device. He was ready to see the other' reactions.
The dark blue dealt it. That suspicious squirm right before the release...
Reminds me of a time at work, Dave from IT had a bean burrito for lunch and his silent but deadly fart literally devastated the entire office floor. The stench was so bad, people were gagging and fleeing their desks. We had to call in HVAC for emergency ventilation. It took hours to clear the air!
Wait, was that a two-parter? I clearly heard the first rip, but then if you listen closely, there's also a second blast, almost like a motorcycle shifting into second gear.
Serious guy always the culprit😂😂😂😂
The reaction of the guy with the dark blue shirt was funny 😂😂
I love the way the bloke talking pauses, maybe for appreciation but it clearly throws him off
The guy in the middle looks like he earned around 7,500,000 from January of '90 to December of '99. Just looks like he did really well in the 90's.
The evidence against the guy in the middle is Staggering. Psychological, forensic, you name it. I think we've got our guy..
One of my best was when I was in sixth grade. Bacon and eggs for breakfast. I was sitting in a small group of about eight in a classroom of ~ 25 of us. I dropped a SBD (silent but deadly) creeper/lingering egg and eased away to the pencil sharpener. As I sharpened my pencil, I looked over my shoulder to see the commotion, and everyone in the group was gasping. I laughed to myself and walked back to the group, and it still stunk like hell. I asked what happened and they said someone dropped an egg. I said…well it wasn’t me, I was over there using the pencil sharpener. They all agreed it couldn’t have been me. I still laugh about it today, but I am only 57 y/o.
Gotta love the two part fart😄 That baby was smooth😎
whoever smelt it dealt it
generic MoDz who ever dinied it supplied it 😂
The person with the rhyme committed the crime
Whoever rapped it crapped it
I once had to be at a customer before opening hours, parked in the lowest underground parking. Being about 6am, I was alone (so I thought) in the building. Dropped a clanger in the elevator on my way up from 4th lower ground to somewhere way up. IT STANK. To my surprise, 2 or 3 guys entered one floor up on my journey. I got out quick and left them to savour the remnants of my proudly dropped personal stink bomb...
0:18 is what u need
Gulty, will always be the one who refuse to laugh and denied it.
0:18 lost his train of thought hahaha
I recognize that audio. I had a remote controlled fart machine on high school. I’d recognize those audios anywhere
That's how you pass the time in recurrent!