It's the chuckle brothers these two, hilarious. This is comedy gold. He trespassed you then after finally removing from the property turned around and said if you need me I'll be in reception.
all the uk locations all seem to be the same kind of soulless depressing places that people drive up to 1 hour to work in, all for the hope of some grotty barrat house and a wife whos had 40 previous partners. it just doesnt seem worth it ?
I think that was a close call Mark - Simon went very quiet at one point and this could have gone either way and the security bod sensed it - Simon gave you a look that was without bluster...
When a foreigner in broken English does the patronising one word at a time sentence thing to a native of the British Isles and doesn't get slapped, you know we've lost this country
@@jamesjameson4566 the country was lost to a country that speaks and writes in the same language as you and me, a long long time ago. A belated welcome to the new Rome
As we all know James, England, the western world is being deliberately destroyed by the extreme left wing powers that be and their self hating followers!!! Cheers anyway!!!
ECHR European Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms ECHR) is a European treaty in which the human and civil rights of all residents of the member countries are laid down (article 10). it allows filming in the public sector, public and government buildings , everything you can see from public (even into private buildings and sites) you can photo and record it since November 4, 1950,
Simon is quite famous, he was born without legs. Unfortunately his uncle died in a tragic accident and his legs were donated to Simon so he could live a normal life. Some years ago he appeared on 'Stars in Your Eyes'. I remember Matthew Kelley asking who he was going to be and Simon saying 'tonight Matthew, I am going to be 'Simon and Half-Uncle'!
I was filling in my Out Of Office message at work today and I said I will be “back to work on …….” And instantly heard your voice saying BACK TO WORK! LOL
😂😂😂 Obviously the previous security guard was 6ft 10" and 19st 😂😂😂 so the Suit was handed over to Save money 😂😂😂 luckily the Boots Fitted and the Lanyard 😂😂😂
He was a nice enough guy and when he grows into his suite when he's a big boy he'll look very dashing indeed. I wonder if his mum sewed his name into it as well as in his underpants.
Neil acted Professionally and to the best to his ability so we shouldn't knock him for that, as for Simon, well he needs putting in his place for undermining Security and been an a-hole generally to a member of the public.!
I'm not racist but ... I know a fella down the way that runs in events..... anyway, how come its always the "incomers" to our land that have some sort of jumped up self importance and get ego triggered so fast. Simon nev needs a neck winding course. Its hard to give someone the gravitas needed when they talk " I naw ya naw, joss wendring why ya trisspissing.....oooh i need a balm cake me bloods are going laww" "and a nice coopa teee too"
Everyone is mentioning the man’s suit. Good it really is 3x his size. Lol. A very funny video Mark. Had me creased up. The turn tonight at the Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club is Simon and Neil.
It's the chuckle brothers these two, hilarious. This is comedy gold. He trespassed you then after finally removing from the property turned around and said if you need me I'll be in reception.
That's the name I couldn't think of !
Speccy needs a suit that fits.
It does fit and will still fit when he grows up…🤷🏼♂️
Reminds me of Tom Hanks at the end of that film BIG.
Stan needs to find Ollie and swap jackets back.
Yep🎯😆
He looked like Penfold from Dangermouse.
*It not often you see a suit that you can both wear and use as a 4 man tent*
*Also Harry Hill's looking rough*
More like 12 man
😂😅😂😅😂
🤣🤣
"He seems genuine, he probably is from PINAC"..... Yay, we are all from PINAC! Nice one Mark 👍👍
The “OCI” or is it “IOC” explanation had me in fits of laughter! 😂😂😂
Neil is a nice guy
the guy in the suit looks like he's rolled an Oxfam van, cuffy scrunt 😂😂😂
He’s got his big brothers suit on so baaaaack tae work
*Someone must have put him in the wash for to long*
Fair play the security man was OK 😂😂😂, great audit 👍🏻❤️🙏🏻
all the uk locations all seem to be the same kind of soulless depressing places that people drive up to 1 hour to work in, all for the hope of some grotty barrat house and a wife whos had 40 previous partners. it just doesnt seem worth it ?
When high vis man asked you if you wanted anything, I thought you would have said "one coffee, two sugars and a piece of toast please"!!!
Herman Munster called he wants his suit back.
Felt sorry for that lad
Simon says go and buy a suit that fit you .
Preferably 56 sizes smaller.
Both were a lettuce short of a salad.
Simon is a 'Facilities Assistant'. In laymens' terms, 'Cleaner'.
Dumb and dumber Simon says 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂he is in s,,,,,t ❤❤❤ is he related to simple 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Simon general dogs body 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And probably a rubbish one at that!
Who probably keeps passports in a tin and brings a full van of them around the area each morning
I think that was a close call Mark - Simon went very quiet at one point and this could have gone either way and the security bod sensed it - Simon gave you a look that was without bluster...
CBBC would pay a fortune for these two. Hilarious!
Is he hoping one day that suit will fit him
Yes, he’s hoping to live to 1000 years old.
Am I gonna be in trouuubllle?
When a foreigner in broken English does the patronising one word at a time sentence thing to a native of the British Isles and doesn't get slapped, you know we've lost this country
😭😭😭😭😭
😂
@@ian2989 Ian the traitor
@@jamesjameson4566 the country was lost to a country that speaks and writes in the same language as you and me, a long long time ago.
A belated welcome to the new Rome
As we all know James, England, the western world is being deliberately destroyed by the extreme left wing powers that be and their self hating followers!!! Cheers anyway!!!
It’s ironic you’re making that statement to Mark given what the English did to the Scots. 😂
Send him to that posh shop for a new suit to meet that lovely manger flannel
Aye, I’m know where near your entrance sonny! 😂😂😂😂
Simon... "oh no, not another one". Brilliant Mark 🤣🤣🤣👍
That was so funny, it literally looked like a prank😂
Knew I shouldn't start eating watching this that squeak y thing is doing me in😅
that polish phrase sounds very similar to the russian for 'you f*ck off'
Lol. That Neil was ok though. Not the sharpest tool maybe but polite and not agressive.
Not particularly sharp, but a tool nevertheless.
ECHR European Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms ECHR) is a European treaty in which the human and civil rights of all residents of the member countries are laid down (article 10). it allows filming in the public sector, public and government buildings , everything you can see from public (even into private buildings and sites) you can photo and record it since November 4, 1950,
Simon is quite famous, he was born without legs. Unfortunately his uncle died in a tragic accident and his legs were donated to Simon so he could live a normal life. Some years ago he appeared on 'Stars in Your Eyes'. I remember Matthew Kelley asking who he was going to be and Simon saying 'tonight Matthew, I am going to be 'Simon and Half-Uncle'!
Mark you are telepathic as Simon went back to work without you telling him 😂
"Gett backk to workkk" 😂
I was filling in my Out Of Office message at work today and I said I will be “back to work on …….” And instantly heard your voice saying BACK TO WORK! LOL
Perfect!
Never get bored with "im from pinac industries"
Priceless.
“This is a PINNACK inspection” it’s only Mark’s fucking surname! Comedy fucking Gold this is! 😂😂😂😂👍
Pinac photography is not a crime
We need a slogan, 'Numpties On Camera Everywhere' the NOCE agenda! 😄
😂😂😂 Obviously the previous security guard was 6ft 10" and 19st 😂😂😂 so the Suit was handed over to Save money 😂😂😂 luckily the Boots Fitted and the Lanyard 😂😂😂
The first guy was primed. He had his keys in between his fingers like who walks up to a member of the public like that.
that chap looked like a kid wearing his dads jacket for the school photo
effing hilarious " above your paygrade"
Just because you refused to leave private property does not automatically make it aggravated trespass, the security guy is actually ok.
Simple simon😅
This is quite funny, like a comedy sketch in reality .
Someone really needs to advise that fella to invest in a smaller suite 😅😎
I thought that was the weildstone raider for a minute 😂
That guy in a suit needs to sack his Tailor or stop buying off the shelf suits
He might grow into it🧥
Only if he is reincarnated as Andre The Giant.
Simon was definitely simple.
wasnt that security guard the bloke that sings “when iam cleaning windows” 😂
I was waiting for him to pull out his ukulele, George Formby is the name you're looking😅😅
Thats it ! cheers
This is comedy gold
Go home Johnny Foreigner before its too late.
simple Simon. 😂 .guy in the suit get back to the Taylor's 😂😂
He was a nice enough guy and when he grows into his suite when he's a big boy he'll look very dashing indeed. I wonder if his mum sewed his name into it as well as in his underpants.
“Genuine hes from PINAC” 😂🎉😅
That suit was made to measure, for someone else.
Dwayne Johnson, by the looks of those sleeves.
Silly little office man and strange vested ❄️
To me, to you,to you
Simon just gave u the death stare .Mark. he looked bit mental
What a scruffy lot , where did he get his ZOOT SUIT from ?
Tom Hanks ‘ Big’ 😂
That's Anthony Hopkins.
Thrift shop suit, I bet that little twerp still lives with mummy.
I thought sherads my self😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Neil acted Professionally and to the best to his ability so we shouldn't knock him for that, as for Simon, well he needs putting in his place for undermining Security and been an a-hole generally to a member of the public.!
Those two were as good as a Monty Python skit. 🤣
Hi viz hides his long sleves on the cheap suit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the UK full of foreigners telling English people what they can and cannot do?
Civil trespass does not become aggravated trespass because you refuse to leave.
If a company takes your image they don't automatically breach GDPR.
Nice to see somebody knows their shit.
Is it a trailer for a new sit com?
Simon your mate needs a jacket with proper fitting sleeves or maybe he’s a trainee magician with a trick up his sleeve
Careful Mark,they're going to contact Dorothy 😂😂
I don't talk to people who can't speak English properly .
A better fitting suit would have made a more positive impression on me. How hard is it to buy a suit that fits?
Simon was an odd one
he talks like Ken Goodwin lol
Likeable guy Simon and he was nice enough and handled much better then the younger jumped up generation
Hello peeps 😂
I think he needs a new suit
Man in high viz jacket,his suit fits like a glove ! It
sticks out in 5 places !
That jacket is to big for thats guy he must be shrinking 😂
The voices got me.😂😂😂😂.
That’s a comedy act pmsl
“Excuse me…” Oh God… poor sods !
short arms deep pockets
I was just going to say suit looks three sizes too big funny😂😂
Wow the way simple simon was talking and can’t even talk in proper English would have wound me right up. Who does he think he is. Bloody div.
Jeez its a Morecambe and wise sketch
Just because you didnt leave im not sure thats agravated dosent it have to be you prevent them from lawful business to make it agravated
Where did that guy get that suite? Looks like a hand-me-down from his MUCH bigger brother!
Hand me down? Aye, if ya brother is The Incredible Hulk.
Simon says you do what I say🤣
It would of been funny for long sleeves to say sausage and chips 😂
Short-circuited Simon's brain by saying, "paygrade"...
😂 he's wearing somebody's jacket or he shops at the heart foundation which is a good shop. But are known for passing off big jackets as normal size.
Ty huju hahah, brilliant 🤣
wow that's one big jacket
I'm not racist but ... I know a fella down the way that runs in events..... anyway, how come its always the "incomers" to our land that have some sort of jumped up self importance and get ego triggered so fast. Simon nev needs a neck winding course. Its hard to give someone the gravitas needed when they talk " I naw ya naw, joss wendring why ya trisspissing.....oooh i need a balm cake me bloods are going laww" "and a nice coopa teee too"
Neil was sound but fell for that haha
Need to get that tailor address that's some suit that is a one I never seen before comedy gold.
Everyone is mentioning the man’s suit. Good it really is 3x his size. Lol. A very funny video Mark. Had me creased up. The turn tonight at the Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club is Simon and Neil.
Judging the intelligence shown by the staff I would guess this is a pharma company?
Personally, I recon it’s a DUMMY company. 😂😂😂
Is he going to grow into that suit😂
To be fair him personally asnt got a fukin scooby 😅
Pinac industries Hahahahaha