Yeah, I was going to say "I'm pretty sure I went to Highschool with this guy," but everyone from the tri-state area knows at least 5 people like this. They've always got a new sure-thing and they want you to go into business with them but you're going to have to put up the initial funds, so you say no and they get their other friend who's just like them to be their partner, but you somehow end up doing their website, but after a month of maintaining their site for promised payment, one of them wants all the passwords and says to shut it down because they had a falling out and they never actually started anything and you end up not getting paid for any of the web work and then you get invited to his wedding and you have to give him a wedding present and you're like "How about I subtract what you owe me from the wedding gift." ... At least our pizza is good.
It's funny how Vinny barely interacts with this particular cousin whatsoever, yet this cousin somehow has become somewhat of an enigmatic presence in the Vinesauce Community for YEARS.
I'm late. But I like to think Vinny's cousin has the exact same story about Vinny. "Yeah, no he's into video games." "Guy never leaves the house, no girlfriend." "Just spends his time quoting old Mario games" "I try to get him to go to the club, and he tells me he's not in to clubbing. Says he doesn't even know who Eva Braun is."
He keeps tellin’ me “Cousin, ya gotta come to my stream. It’s called “Sunday Stream”. Guess who’s gonna be there? JERMA. 985. It’s got everything. Custom corruptions. You can go under the floorboards with Harrison Ford.”
It's your life-support machine, Vin... It's breaking down. We had it custom-made for your condition, Vinny. It's called a bacta tank. Custom. Made. Bacta tank.
Imagine if he saw this video. He calls Vinny up one day. "Hey what's up" _So, Vin, ehhh... I heard you was talkin some stuff bout me on one of those memes of yours--_ "Streams." _Whateva. Same thing. Y'know I don't appreciatecha callin me insane, y'feel me?_ "Well you were kind of pushing it with all of these club invites when you know I don't club." _Shame. Real shame. You're a nice guy, Vin. Wouldn't wanna, y'know... get lost in a... in a, like a back alley, or somethin..._ " *_audible question mark_* " _Come to my club. Meet out front 10 PM sharp. This ain't a request no more, Vin._ *_phone cuts out_*
@@screamsinrussian5773 Hey Vincent, you gotta come to the club, cousin. We need a bouncer for our VIPs, *EVA. MENDES.* You gotta come, *HAND MADE. HAN SOLO.* (CLICKS).
Vinny, you gotta come to my cousin's club, it's called "Star Wars." Custom Luke Skywalker was there. No, no, you don't understand. *Custom Luke Skywalker*
You gotta come to my club Vinny, it's called Jackoff. You don't understand, Vinny, Anne Seinwhiz was there, she's absolutely gorgeous when you see her, Vinny.
I once stumbled upon a pseudo modern looking café, and the fucking name of the place was "Foodnication". Imagine going there and having to explain to your mom you went to a sex pun café.
We have one called "The Odd". This place has everything: acid, college students who hate themselves, Madison Cawthorn, anti-homeless architecture, and human soap dispensers
This story sounds like Vinny accidentally installed the expansion pack for his own life. His forgotten cousin calling him out of nowhere and materializing in front of his house is so video game-y, it's insane. Vin then had to spend real years turning down every sidequest pop that followed. There was even a big-name celebrity cameo, just to give it that authentic Rockstar feel. I guess the GTA games are more realistic than I give 'em credit for.
Hey, Vin! Ya gotta come down to my cousin's club... It's called "Rule 34." Bring your hottest fictional, possibly underaged or animal friends. Twilight Sparkle was there... *_T W I L I G H T._* *_S P A R K L E._*
[Codec activation sound] Vinny... this is your cousin, David Hayter. You gotta come to my club, *The Squeezed Hog.* We got *custom-made* Otacon figures. Here's an article about *Kiefer Sutherland* hating my club. Vinny... I'm standing outside your house. Please, respond. It's cold, Vinny.
The music makes the whole story sound so much more ominous than it really is. His brother sounds like an eldritch atrocity who doesn't quite understand how humans work.
Considering his cousin went from talking about an adult night club to custom made star wars figures, yeah Vinny's cousin definitely just wanted some attention.
This was my first uhhh, what should I say, introduction to vinesauce? I was trying to find a "best of" video and then I fumbled to this and immediately I thought this was funny, still is, but thanks to this video I have watched Vinny's streams ever since I was 16 (I'm 22 now)
Vin, it's your cousin! Put on some pants and stop eating those Frosted Flakes. We're goin' to the club, it's called Imperial March. There's bacta tanks in all the bathrooms!
im trying so hard to finish this video but its so hard because its such a cringey story his cousin is like the grown up italian version of "my uncle works for nintendo"
There's a gentleman's club near where I live. It's called Seductions. The name oddly reminds me of this story. "Hey Vin, ya gotta come to my club. Itz called Seductions".
You want to come to my club, Vinny? It's called Vore. There's zombies. There's women in labor. There's transformers dolls with bacta tanks. Bacta tanks, Vinny!
He mustve wanted him to come because hes a popular streamer either that or he desperately wanted someone to go with and the closest and best choice would be his cousin who is single.
These parodies in the comments are the best. Imagine taking an in-joke you have among your family or friend circle and sharing it with an audience and they go along with it.
I'm shocked no one compared Vinny and his cousin to Niko and Roman Bellic, whom are also cousins. Roman always phones Niko to try and do something with him, and the hilarity of the theme is that Niko never wants to. Throughout GTA IV you're just going to hear "Cousin, let's go bowling!" "Cousin, we should eat together!" "Cousin, we should go and get drunk together!"
At first I was laughing along with everyone, then I slowly realised his cousin is me. Or at least that's how I behave. Attention deprived and constantly hitting people up out of nowhere even if I havent seen them in years
I got a friend who does that. He showed up at 9 at night while i was on discord with some friends. He was like, "Hey i'm outside. I KNOW THIS GREAT FRIED RICE." and then i was like "sure, whatever." even though i just ate dinner. worst thing is when we got there it was closed. He then proceed to curse in front of the place like a buffoon, and i decided to walk away to buy some ice cream and when i got back he had the nerve to be mad at me.
When he says his cousin has no neck i IMMEDIATELY imagine Big Ed from 90 day fiance and now im convinced that vinny's cousin is big ed and no one can prove me otherwise
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**Vincent my cousin, you gotta come to my club**
*YOU BROKE MY BACTA TANK?!*
Hay douglethh wanna come to my cub gouglethh
SuperWiiBros08 Binny, cousin, let's go clubbing!
cousin, let us go bowling!
But what is the club's name?
Vinny's cousin doesn't exist, the water temple drove him insane.
Your cousin doesn't exist -Luigi- , Vinny.
It's all in your head, -Luigi- Vinny.
The club was a mental asylum all along.
@@Skona99 Terminal Seven 2: METAstasis
Steve2456 no I believe in this cousin. Why do so many people want him to not be real?
@@HonestlyJustSomeGuy
R/woooosh
I remember watching this while studying and fucking failing the test the next day
All I could think about was "you like star wars, yeah I made Looke Skywalka
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
@@faust9431It’s been 5 years but I hope you finally passed that test
@@bepis_realis this real
You've got to come to my brother's club. It's called Shadow Moses. Metal. Gear. Rex. *Custom* *built*
Itsy Bitsy Usitka the DARPA chief was there. He was gorgeous.
shogohood
You know any Genome Soldiers? You can bring them.
You gotta go to my cousins new club. It's called "Diamond Dogs". Quiet was there. Oh, she's gorgeous
Who the fuck is Quiet?
"my most attractive female friends" means a jar of bees to Vinny.
Cyrule Cyrule long live bee fucker vinny
dude
bees
lmao
its always meant that
It's hip to fuck bees Damnit stop being everywhere
I'm busy rn fuck off
This entire story is Italian/New York/Jersey as fuck, I love it
Yeah, I was going to say "I'm pretty sure I went to Highschool with this guy," but everyone from the tri-state area knows at least 5 people like this. They've always got a new sure-thing and they want you to go into business with them but you're going to have to put up the initial funds, so you say no and they get their other friend who's just like them to be their partner, but you somehow end up doing their website, but after a month of maintaining their site for promised payment, one of them wants all the passwords and says to shut it down because they had a falling out and they never actually started anything and you end up not getting paid for any of the web work and then you get invited to his wedding and you have to give him a wedding present and you're like "How about I subtract what you owe me from the wedding gift."
...
At least our pizza is good.
@@VulpeRenard wow now you know from experience a whole long story
custom made
Vincent, you gotta come to my club. It's called :
*"Terminal Seven."*
Actual fucking good name tho
CUSTOM
MADE
BRAIN
CANCER
Mama. Luigi.
If he actually said that, I think vinny would actually die
IT'S NOT REAL VINNY
Vinny you gotta come to my club. It's called "Pepperoni Secret"
It's funny how Vinny barely interacts with this particular cousin whatsoever, yet this cousin somehow has become somewhat of an enigmatic presence in the Vinesauce Community for YEARS.
Eva. Mendez.
Custom
Lobot. Lando Calrissian's right hand man.
@@mattd1466 Bacta Tank.
Heeey Vinny? Do you want to go bowling??
You gotta come to my cousins alley. NIKO BELLIC was there, gorgeous.
Oh so I wasn't the only one...
I'm late.
But I like to think Vinny's cousin has the exact same story about Vinny.
"Yeah, no he's into video games." "Guy never leaves the house, no girlfriend." "Just spends his time quoting old Mario games" "I try to get him to go to the club, and he tells me he's not in to clubbing. Says he doesn't even know who Eva Braun is."
"He just tells me about mario 3 corruptions. Custom made".
He always tells me about his new stream, he’s like “yo cuz! You gotta come to my stream! Sheezez is gonna be there!”
He keeps tellin’ me “Cousin, ya gotta come to my stream. It’s called “Sunday Stream”. Guess who’s gonna be there? JERMA. 985. It’s got everything. Custom corruptions. You can go under the floorboards with Harrison Ford.”
What if that's true
Eva Braun???
Hey cousin, ya gotta come down to "Please Wake Up Vinny, We Miss You".
doctoralbertwily What?
You feel the pull of the hallucination...
It's your life-support machine, Vin... It's breaking down. We had it custom-made for your condition, Vinny. It's called a bacta tank. Custom. Made. Bacta tank.
"Heeeeey vin, you gotta come check out this club... it's called Bacta Tank, Jar Jar binks was there... JAR. JAR. BINKS."
He's beautiful. Absolutely beautiful
Meesa likey bacta tank, mooey mooey
custom made jar jar binks. custom made
vin you gotta come to my cousins club, its called plague rat
Vincent, my cumin, yew must come too my club, is named Cherry. Yull luv her.
Someone should compile all the "come to my club" moments Vinny has said so far and make a huge mega video
Imagine if he saw this video. He calls Vinny up one day.
"Hey what's up"
_So, Vin, ehhh... I heard you was talkin some stuff bout me on one of those memes of yours--_
"Streams."
_Whateva. Same thing. Y'know I don't appreciatecha callin me insane, y'feel me?_
"Well you were kind of pushing it with all of these club invites when you know I don't club."
_Shame. Real shame. You're a nice guy, Vin. Wouldn't wanna, y'know... get lost in a... in a, like a back alley, or somethin..._
" *_audible question mark_* "
_Come to my club. Meet out front 10 PM sharp. This ain't a request no more, Vin._
*_phone cuts out_*
That's some hotline Miami shit right there at the end.
@@XradicalD hello, this is the pizzapasta club. we need a bouncer to watch the crowd, we have vips joining us. 10th street, don't keep us waiting.
@@screamsinrussian5773 Hey Vincent, you gotta come to the club, cousin. We need a bouncer for our VIPs, *EVA. MENDES.* You gotta come, *HAND MADE. HAN SOLO.* (CLICKS).
@@XradicalD
CHAPTER 8
P U S H I T
@@screamsinrussian5773 holy shit this thread is amazing
Plastic leather mesh.
Lubricated ball joint.
Pantone 1535 CP.
Knife.
cute avatar
yours too, character is wolflong, right?
Parasitic Life Form
Adorable
xD
Quit trying to trigger the winter soldier
Vinny’s cousin attempts to kidnap him.
He almost got him with the Han Solo one.
sure sounds like it
custom. made.
Custom made Yaddle action figure.
cumstain. made.
Star Wars
Very expensive.
I wonder what would have happened if he had told Vinny David Bowie was a regular member at that club.
Vinny, you gotta come to my cousin's club, it's called "Star Wars." Custom Luke Skywalker was there. No, no, you don't understand. *Custom Luke Skywalker*
Eva. Mendes.
*E V A M E N D E S*
*looks up* yup. Thats her
You changed your comment...you said that was her best movie
@@hexorth3580 I made these comments 4 years ago. I must've been talking to someone who deleted their account
@@Shmendan2hey who are you talking to?
I love how the story starts with 'So I've determined I have a cousin' like he had to run experiments and reasearch to figure out he had a cousin.
fug moment
@@tigertoxins584 I love my Fug Root Beer.
@@tigertoxins584RUclips is translating your comment to “I’m running now”.
"By the way he's married" very funny thinking as this as V-dub and now imagining that guy married to Eva.
this dude sounds like a sitcom dude
Guppo gupporu Custom. Made. Lobot
*laugh track*
Dude
You gotta come to my club Vinny, it's called Jackoff. You don't understand, Vinny, Anne Seinwhiz was there, she's absolutely gorgeous when you see her, Vinny.
Melvin O'houlihan. You gotta come .
what you MEAN it's been 7 years since vinny's club cousin
10 actually :)
This video made me discover that my new favorite source of humor is shitty club names that try really hard to be overly intellectual or unique
Same lol
I once stumbled upon a pseudo modern looking café, and the fucking name of the place was "Foodnication".
Imagine going there and having to explain to your mom you went to a sex pun café.
We have one called "The Odd". This place has everything: acid, college students who hate themselves, Madison Cawthorn, anti-homeless architecture, and human soap dispensers
vinny's cousin is actually mario
wormy mcsquirmilton wario actually
YAES
Movie Mario perhaps
"Luigi... ya gotta come to this new club. It's called the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi- PRINCESS PEACH WAS THERE..... PRINCESS. PEACH."
"My cousin works at Nintendo."
Vinny: "My cousin IS Nintendo."
How come every club name sounds like a Hotline Miami song
Because Hotline Miami takes insipration from the 80's club culture. The songs could be interchanged and I wouldn't notice at all.
Vinny you gotta come to my club, it's called She swallowed burning coals. You don't understand, Manny Pardo was there. Manny. Pardo.
The way he says "E V A M E N D E S" fucking kills me lmao
thats the iconic part of the video
Vin, ya gotta come to my club. It's called "IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD LUIGI, IT'S IN YOUR IMAGINATION."
Graysongdl
Ya gotta come to my club Vincent, vindime, vindollar my buddy, it's called...
Terminal 7.
Graysongdl it's my club called TERMINAL 7, BRAIN CANCER
A cousin telling you to come to a cousin's anything is never a good thing.
come on come to my barmitsfa
@@benguthrie3286My bowling barmitsva
Vin, you gotta come to my cousin's Club.
It's called 'Water Temple'
Princess Zelda was there.
Eva Mendes...
Timothy Jones You're that ninja...
eva mendes was an answer on a crossword puzzle this week and this video was the only reason i knew it
This story sounds like Vinny accidentally installed the expansion pack for his own life. His forgotten cousin calling him out of nowhere and materializing in front of his house is so video game-y, it's insane. Vin then had to spend real years turning down every sidequest pop that followed. There was even a big-name celebrity cameo, just to give it that authentic Rockstar feel.
I guess the GTA games are more realistic than I give 'em credit for.
Wow. Best theory thus far.
You gotta come to the club, it's called:
*SPAGHETTI NOODLE*
NintenDex
YOU GOTTA COME TO THE CLUB, IT'S CALLED
*VINESAUCE*
custom made eva mendez...
*WITH BACTA TANK ONLY AT PUSH*
Hey, Vin! Ya gotta come down to my cousin's club... It's called "Rule 34." Bring your hottest fictional, possibly underaged or animal friends. Twilight Sparkle was there...
*_T W I L I G H T._*
*_S P A R K L E._*
KayFiOS she signed my figurine of hef that was
C U S T O M M A D E !
Tron Bonne. Hot glue. Custom made.
Fleshlight in the shape of Jabba the Hutt.
[Codec activation sound]
Vinny... this is your cousin, David Hayter. You gotta come to my club, *The Squeezed Hog.*
We got *custom-made* Otacon figures. Here's an article about *Kiefer Sutherland* hating my club.
Vinny... I'm standing outside your house. Please, respond. It's cold, Vinny.
Hnnnrgh... Otacon you gotta visit my club, it's called "Philantropy", we got custom-built Metal Gears there.
What if his cousin is just pulling the most elaborate Vinesauce jape of all human history?
At the club, you can move your body freeree.
no longa tyed dwn
"in either chat"
my god I never realized just how old this was
Vinny ya gotta come to my club. It's called
Meat.
HWOWM.
YEOW
Haha funny word! Funny and originals!
Da sweet meat.
His cousin is literally Kramer
underated comment
Deadass underrated
Bump
The music makes the whole story sound so much more ominous than it really is. His brother sounds like an eldritch atrocity who doesn't quite understand how humans work.
>Former Bodybuilder
>Makes Star Wars figures
Yeah, he made his first figure Hans Swolo
HE MENTIONS SNL IN THE STORY AND THE BIT LANDS ON SNL WTF! XD
"He's very wide and has no neck, he used to be a body builder"
Is his cousin Big Ed!?
Next charity livestream he should go to his cousins club
Considering his cousin went from talking about an adult night club to custom made star wars figures, yeah Vinny's cousin definitely just wanted some attention.
I fucking ruptured my lungs laughing at the B A C T A T A N K
This was my first uhhh, what should I say, introduction to vinesauce? I was trying to find a "best of" video and then I fumbled to this and immediately I thought this was funny, still is, but thanks to this video I have watched Vinny's streams ever since I was 16 (I'm 22 now)
Probably the best story telling in fucking history my dudes
TheOchinchinExperince I love Vinny but I've heard better stories, like a guy arresting a half saiyan (no joke).
There some fucked people out in the world and god damn are the fucked people kinda they best cause they always do some strange ass shit
Vinny, I hate to break it to you, but I think your cousin is Frank Reynolds.
I have a good friend that once texted me saying he was inside my house.
KStarPR was he actually inside your house?
Was he the Mystery Man from Lost Highway?
@@Seantendogive me back my phone now.
"Vin, you gotta come to my club, It's called Doodle dip"
Hey there skunk butt
"this is the end of the story" 12 minutes of story left
I trusted you Vinny
"vinny, you gotta come to my cousin's club, it's called 'the accident wasn't your fault, you need to let it go"
the mysterious and enigmatic vibes of the water temple music is really working for this story
Oh hey, new Vaporeon video c: You make the best compilations and snippets. Captain Southbird would be proud.
P.S.: Eva Mendez.
It's cool to know that nobody on earth has finished watching this video yet.
im gonna have to disagree with your statement
why is that?
cause i a dog. dog gotta be smart then average human bean
Excuse me? Did you just asume my species?
I sexually identify as an A-10 Thunderbolt II actually.
Oh shit my cover has been blown D:
Fuck this im out.
That random listing of the paint colors and shit seriously busted me up laughing. I have no idea why lol.
Vin, it's your cousin! Put on some pants and stop eating those Frosted Flakes. We're goin' to the club, it's called Imperial March. There's bacta tanks in all the bathrooms!
im i the only one who imagines him as looking like danny devito
Everytime I hear the water temple music, I ALWAYS think about this story now.
im trying so hard to finish this video but its so hard because its such a cringey story
his cousin is like the grown up italian version of "my uncle works for nintendo"
Man the temple music must be hid cousin's theme song.
*dadun dun dun dadun*
"Hey vinny you gotta come to my cousin's club"
i wonder how vinny's actual cousin must feel like having their little family in-joke to be known amongst millions of strangers online
ad cn millions? try like...50k max.
There's a gentleman's club near where I live. It's called Seductions.
The name oddly reminds me of this story.
"Hey Vin, ya gotta come to my club. Itz called Seductions".
What the fuck is a gentleman's club? Is it a gay club? You're allowed to say gay club
A gentlemen’s club is a fancy way to say strip club. So not gay.
(insert 'My Cousin Vinny' joke)
Erik Messinger come to this club it's called dumb ass land 101
you got to come
does anyone else get the joke
Thanks for that reference big boy, take this smooch.
Someone actually made that reference in his Twilight Princess stream in relation to this story and Vinny didn't get it. XD
It's tradition to revisit this once in a while
You want to come to my club, Vinny?
It's called Vore.
There's zombies.
There's women in labor.
There's transformers dolls with bacta tanks.
Bacta tanks, Vinny!
😢 fixed😮
He mustve wanted him to come because hes a popular streamer either that or he desperately wanted someone to go with and the closest and best choice would be his cousin who is single.
Eva de la Caridad Mendez is an American actress, model and businesswoman. She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of roles in B movies
Not a day goes by when i dont think about Vinnys cousin and custom-made Lobot Figures.
"You can buy those figures online, you don't have to make them; there's figures of e v e r y t h i n g"
who do you think makes them?
These parodies in the comments are the best. Imagine taking an in-joke you have among your family or friend circle and sharing it with an audience and they go along with it.
14:27 "In either chat" Goodness that took me back.
Oh? Did he used to syndicate his stream on YT and Twitch before doing that became frowned upon/verboten? Or was it a different platform?
@@Lin_The_Cat_yep, he did stream on both simultaneously until that became a no go
@@Lin_The_Cat_ YT is how I used to know when Joel was streaming because the app would never ping me
sounds like he wants to like, murder you or something and is trying to convince you to come to his place so he can
Maybe they had clowns in that club
Cosmic Mage *Rich Evans
One time I went to a club called Vinyl, which is spelled a lot like Vinny
I'm shocked no one compared Vinny and his cousin to Niko and Roman Bellic, whom are also cousins. Roman always phones Niko to try and do something with him, and the hilarity of the theme is that Niko never wants to. Throughout GTA IV you're just going to hear "Cousin, let's go bowling!" "Cousin, we should eat together!" "Cousin, we should go and get drunk together!"
At first I was laughing along with everyone, then I slowly realised his cousin is me. Or at least that's how I behave. Attention deprived and constantly hitting people up out of nowhere even if I havent seen them in years
I got a friend who does that. He showed up at 9 at night while i was on discord with some friends. He was like, "Hey i'm outside. I KNOW THIS GREAT FRIED RICE." and then i was like "sure, whatever." even though i just ate dinner. worst thing is when we got there it was closed. He then proceed to curse in front of the place like a buffoon, and i decided to walk away to buy some ice cream and when i got back he had the nerve to be mad at me.
5:22 "This is the end of the story."
Uh huh, sure.
When he says his cousin has no neck i IMMEDIATELY imagine Big Ed from 90 day fiance and now im convinced that vinny's cousin is big ed and no one can prove me otherwise
Vinny, you gotta come to the club, its called "Red Rocket" Chris Farley 2.0 was there...CUSTOM MADE
E V A
*M E N D E S*
god this never gets fucking old
We need to finally get Vinny to his cousin's cousin's club next year for charity.
6:43 "trivia night, the night I do trivia"
amazing, vin.
I’m watching the VODs of the new 4K streams and I loved this story had to come back to it
He's probably a little lonely
Well this is a very stress-inducing way to make a friend
he has a wife and kids, he shouldn't be.
It's schrodinger's club.
Custom made Link with Royal Bow. Best friend Daruk always ready to roll in Death Mountain. Custom made with Goron rolling technology. Custom MADE.
"Eyyyy cousin! Want to go bowling?'