In Finland, almost every single toilet has one of those hand held shower thingies to wash ur butt. And if a public toilet doesnt have one, I AINT USING IT. :D I have IBS, I need that butt washing option.
@@mimimurlough Yes. ??? Obviously? Point and shoot, my friend. :D Most private houses/apartments have it too so u learn it young, it aint nuclear physics xD
Omg I’m so with Martina on the ‘privacy’ sounds. I’m so glad to know I’m not alone! I don’t even want to hear my own sounds yet alone someone else’s lol. I can’t believe it when other people don’t try to mask their plonking sounds so I flush at my end.
Thank you for this video! I’m at the airport getting on the plane to japan in literally a hour. I’m convinced I gotta try these for sure this time around lol
HA! North American toilets really are the horse and buggy of toilets. It was REALLY difficult transitioning back to Canadian toilets after living in Japan for 6 years
Try using a portable bidet; it's nowhere near as great as these amazing Japanese toilets, but it's helped my butt better than the American dark age toilets lol. Also I got it off of Amazon if that helps.
I like to believe we are more Renaissance. :D I went to Vietnam during the summer and had to use an squat toilet with no lever to flush. You had manually pour water into the bowl to flush it. Better then a porta potty, imo. :')
I literally went into Walmart yesterday to use the bathroom.. there was Poop Pee toilet paper and paper towels all over the place... I have seen bathrooms so bad here in America I actually just went into the woods too poop because it was cleaner and easier...
To me, Simon and Martina is this only channel that will never get old to me. You know all those youtubers you subscribed to when you were younger and eventually unfollow? Simon and Martina never fail to entertain me with their wholesome content! Also, I’m glad you guys are safe ❤️
My husband is literally in the bathroom as I’m watching this. I can hear him messing with the buttons. But I forget he literally puts the temp super hot and when I go later I nearly burn my ass off 😂. Lots of love from Okinawa!
I flush extra for two reasons: 1. if someone walks in and I don't want them to hear anything and 2. right after the deed is done to erase any unpleasant odors as quickly as possible. :)
I went to Japan in June and had to use google translate on the toilet in my hotel room, the buttocks function kept cycling through like 3 different words for butt until it settled on "ASS" just once didn't happen again but I took a picture of it and now I genuinely keep that photo of the ASS translation of a toilet with the rest of my holiday snaps
You win the RUclipss for the day! This had me laughing so hard. I'm in the U.S. and our toilets suck! I also carry flushable wipes with me everywhere. You can also drop kids off at the pool if you don't want to make a deposit. 😂
Washlet video Martina: "whatever tickles your fancy. " Me: "whatever tickles your fanny." Bwahahaha so funny because fanny and butt and...nobody's laughing? 😂 Just me?
My favorite toilet experience was actually in the Narita airport! There were multiple stalls that had ostomy bag/ostomate accessible toilets! Living in Korea and originally from the U.S. I’d never seen one before and I was shook👏🏼👏🏼
I want a japanese bidet so bad but the price is astronomical with my salary. Here in Malaysia we use hand held bidet spray and some of the fancy mall might have turkish bidet.
When I travelled to Malaysia I didn’t understand why the toilet floor was always soaked in water until someone told me about the handheld spray!! I just thought it was there to clean the bathroom stall lol!
This video might as well have the subtitle "Or: How to Make People in the US Really Frickin' Jealous." Because I am in the US, and I am Really Frickin' Jealous. So thanks.
I always “courtesy” flush lol. From the US and our toilets suck. I have told myself that as soon as we buy our home, I am making a Japanese style bathroom.
Unfortunately, for people who are only a little familiar with Japanese things, it sounds like some hentai fetishist thing. Me, as an American I'm even impressed with how easy it is to change toilet paper tolls.
Dude i remember in high school girls would press on all the sinks and run to the toilet to do their buisness 😑😑😑 waste of water so good on toto for the princess sounds
Loving the sound things! Feel more at ease that Noone else can hear my farthing or stomach problem sounds hahah. And also the water sound helps me pee easily hahahaahah
I was in Japan in May and I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to turn off the heated seat. And god knows a heated seat is the last thing you want when it's 30+ degrees outside. 😩😩😩
Isn't that so true 😂 I had a cat when I was younger and I was almost never alone. She legit used her litterbox while I handled my business and would take a nap on the toilet lid while I showered 😂
I recently got back from my trip to Japan. And I would gladly say I use the privacy button. I find it interesting to use! I don't want people to hear me taking a dump. So disagree with Simon! Love the deodorizer too! Haha. I also went back to a couple of your old videos, so I could enjoy my trip! Love you both, glad you guys are not affected by the Typhoon. 🤗❤
FYI, in Japan, we've had shower toilet / washlet for almost 40 yrs in the market now; in my house we've been using it for the last 30 yrs. And I totally agree with Simon, just wiping your butt with dry paper is not enough, unless you want dried up poop around your butt hole all day 😂😂😂 edit: I had to google to find out what a "witch's kiss" was, LOL! There is something that even a Japanese person can learn in this vid, thank you, hahaha!
I agree. I live in Argentina and having a bidet is something common here. When I travel abroad and I see bathrooms without it I think "Are they walking around all day with poop on their butt? Really?"
@@MiauMichigan No. You wipe thoroughly and make sure nothing is left. If you didn't have access to a bidet would you just stop wiping even though you knew poop residue was still there??
BEST VIFEOS EVER ON BUTT STUFF. 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so loud when Martina started talking about the sounds of the toilet and cranking that shit up like you just had taco bell or chipotle. Amazing keep up the good work
I remember going to Japan for the first time and being amazed at how almost every public toilet I went to had a baby seat! My (now) husband said that he also had a baby seat in his toilets! It's just so thoughtful, and I really wish they did that every in the world! ❤ Far out, I love Japan!
When I visited Japan last month I could not wait to use the ( toilet ).l spent many A happy hour playing with the controls. God on the Shinkansen heated seat and lowered when you opened the door ! No sockets in uk . I need a toto I can't live without one.
One of the things I remembered the most when living in Indonesia was that the toilets had like a hose like contraption that you can use to clean yourself. At the time I thought that was mind-blowing haha
honestly, I love the "how to do things" series of videos. I think I've watched the recycling video two or three times because it's fascinating. People where I live are complaining that our city wants to start an organics/recycle/trash system instead of just recycle/trash.
Renee Mutch Honestly the recycling vid is one of my all time faves, it’s so nice to follow along with the things in the background of Japan life, they make it all so nice to watch
OH NY GOSHHHH!!! You guys killed me with the Toto Toilet!!! Because in Spanish it means 🐈 and I don’t mean cat 😂😂 you’re just yelling TOTO! TOTO!!! I LOVE THE TOTO! 💀💀💀
I’m taking the browns to the Super Bowl Dropping the kids off at the pool I’ll be back in 3 hours! 😂 Thailand has the bum gun... might get one for my house, the Japanese toilets are $$$ Great video!!!
In Argentina we have a toilet and a separate bidet, and I can't live in other countries without a bidet, is a torture! So I do the same, I bring with me baby napkins 😂😂😂 Japan it would be heaven for me in toilet materia. I loved this video, I always wanted to know how this toilet work, great video!!! Thank you both!!! Greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷😘😘😘!!!
I LOVE the privacy button! It's a solution for a discomfort I always had with American public restrooms. And, can confirm, the ladies at my work will flush the toilet to mask sounds because we don't have this function hahaha
Yes! The noise function sounds amazing, living in the US I've never experienced noisy toilets. But what i have experienced is people having phone conversations in the bathroom and I'm tooting a storm. Then I heard "I'll have to call you back". Or I sometimes wait till someone uses the hand dryer so it masks the sounds.
I pulled up RUclips to show a video to my 4th grade class. I'm a subscriber and this blog popped up on screen. Apparently, it is super funny the their librarian watches vids on japanese toilets. Smh
I would love the sound thing in my bathroom. I don’t like to hear other people and I don’t want other people to hear me lol I live in the USA so no fun toilets.
The toilets in Japan are freaking amazing... I felt like I was in a relationship with mine. And Toto toilets are phenomenal.... Phenomenal i say. I thoroughly enjoyed going in toilet stores and seeing the new models. I would love to get them transported to the US. And lord don't get me started on the tubs in Japan. Just wonderful.... The sounds are super helpful when aunt flo is visiting because you can keep the info private. Loved the music Lmfao at Simon's Witch's Kiss issue!!! I'm dead. #TheOtherSide
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“Pump the beats DJ, I’m bought to drop hot one”
I almost lost it 😂😂😂
SAME
Epic
This is my favorite video of all time.😂😂😂 Thank you Simon and Martina for creating this.
In Finland, almost every single toilet has one of those hand held shower thingies to wash ur butt. And if a public toilet doesnt have one, I AINT USING IT. :D I have IBS, I need that butt washing option.
orange 1592 speak your truth, baby
Do people know to use them though?
Yesss i live in Ethiopia and we have that too
@@mimimurlough Yes. ??? Obviously? Point and shoot, my friend. :D Most private houses/apartments have it too so u learn it young, it aint nuclear physics xD
The ibs part is fucking relatable 😂😭 thats why I want a Japanese toilet :'3
Simon omg, the flushing sound is like the best part of Japanese toilets, it’s so appreciated!!
I want a Japanese toilet now!!! Y’all are incredible I just let them rip, so Simon here’s where I’m with you. I also talk while I go!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
I loved the toilet seats in Japan and especially the privacy sound option.
Omg I’m so with Martina on the ‘privacy’ sounds. I’m so glad to know I’m not alone! I don’t even want to hear my own sounds yet alone someone else’s lol. I can’t believe it when other people don’t try to mask their plonking sounds so I flush at my end.
Thank you for this video! I’m at the airport getting on the plane to japan in literally a hour.
I’m convinced I gotta try these for sure this time around lol
Turtleheads 🐢 and grappling hooks 😂 Butt wait theres more
Soooooo true. There's a truck station near us that has these and it's like I'm back in Korea.
OH!!! Also can we talk about the toilets that are like holes in the ground? What’s up with that?
Have you checked th TOTO toilet in Narita airport terminal 1 from 21.5 century?
Can you do one on otc medication?
But how do you clean the toilets? 🤔 especially the bidet part?
Fun fact you can get a bidet/fancy spray toilet add on for as low as 15 dollars. Then you attach it to ur toilet.
HA! North American toilets really are the horse and buggy of toilets. It was REALLY difficult transitioning back to Canadian toilets after living in Japan for 6 years
that medium washlet in japan is like a thousand in NA. I hate public toilets in north america.
I'm from Scotland and boy could we do with some Japanese toilets, even just a bidet would be better than nothing.
I for one wish that the "princess sound" thing was actually a thing in North America x.x
The dream video: sponsored by Toto toilet and Coco Curry...all would be right in the world! 😂
I'm trying to put food on the table - Simon, 2019, while talking about toilets
luckytiger95 🐱 Meown!
I’m american, im in the dark age of toilets lol
EDIT: omg thanks for the likes wot-
Try using a portable bidet; it's nowhere near as great as these amazing Japanese toilets, but it's helped my butt better than the American dark age toilets lol. Also I got it off of Amazon if that helps.
I literally get excited when a bathroom has toilet seat covers here in the US. Japanese toilets are next level.....and I miss them.
I like to believe we are more Renaissance. :D I went to Vietnam during the summer and had to use an squat toilet with no lever to flush. You had manually pour water into the bowl to flush it. Better then a porta potty, imo. :')
I literally went into Walmart yesterday to use the bathroom.. there was Poop Pee toilet paper and paper towels all over the place... I have seen bathrooms so bad here in America I actually just went into the woods too poop because it was cleaner and easier...
If the toilet seat isnt broken in public restroom, thats a miracle! haha
As someone with severe digestive woes -- I would LOVE to have the flushing water sound while I'm in the restroom. 🤣🤣
"Your butt is not a second class citizen of your body!"
Best quote 2019
My family used to say "I'm going to go bomb the oval office" when going to the bathroom. I hope I'm not on a list for writing that out...
Your comments have been DEMONETIZED
😂
I grew up saying "Bringing the Browns to the Superbowl" as a football/toilet reference... lol
@@eatyourkimchi My uncle usually says 'I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool' xDDD so gross
We used to say: I‘m gonna do / loose / drop a pounder
To me, Simon and Martina is this only channel that will never get old to me. You know all those youtubers you subscribed to when you were younger and eventually unfollow? Simon and Martina never fail to entertain me with their wholesome content!
Also, I’m glad you guys are safe ❤️
I was just saying the same thing.
Yes it is never click bait content
Same, they're amazing ❤️
Simon: ever have amazing toilet experiences you remember...
Self thinking the numerous horror moments: ughhh not exactly.. must be a Japan thing
My husband is literally in the bathroom as I’m watching this. I can hear him messing with the buttons. But I forget he literally puts the temp super hot and when I go later I nearly burn my ass off 😂. Lots of love from Okinawa!
Courtney Johnston that made me laugh harder then it should have. I miss living on base in Okinawa japan .
for such a smart toilet, why not have a temp auto reset? burnt butthole doesnt sound appealing
@@xXJokerAtWorkXx as much as you could have an auto reset, you could also have a hold temp option. it really would be that hard.
@@-EchoesIntoEternity- like preset options 1,2,3 etc
Meemers in frame: Simon has gained the skill of invisibility
I love how you have a picture of Meemers in the bathroom lol
Of course we do! He's a great cat :D
@@eatyourkimchi Now I want to make one too!
We all need a picture of Meemers in our bathrooms.
My bathroom has an old ad from the 1920s that asks, “Is your washroom breeding Bolsheviks?”
I'm with Martina on this one. I would LOVE to have sounds to cover bathroom noises. Great video on such a crappy subject XD
I flush extra for two reasons: 1. if someone walks in and I don't want them to hear anything and 2. right after the deed is done to erase any unpleasant odors as quickly as possible. :)
Just watching them ads. “Daddy’s gotta put food on the table here!”
I went to Japan in June and had to use google translate on the toilet in my hotel room, the buttocks function kept cycling through like 3 different words for butt until it settled on "ASS" just once didn't happen again but I took a picture of it and now I genuinely keep that photo of the ASS translation of a toilet with the rest of my holiday snaps
this genuinely made me snort. PRESS FOR ASS
I really miss my life 5 minutes ago *BEFORE* I had googled what a *”Witch's Kiss”* is.
fun fact: also known as Poseidon's Kiss!
sAME
@@elskabee wrong. Poseidon's kiss is when the water splashes up and gets you. you must not have looked it up. faker
🤣🤣🙏
Omg if I hadn't ever read this comment I wouldn't of known what this is so it's all your fault! Ewie.
I’m in the US and ready for a toilet revolution.
SAME. But! (haha) we can buy washlets and bidets off amazon for cheap and fake it!
I really need to buy one of those when I have some extra money.
You win the RUclipss for the day! This had me laughing so hard. I'm in the U.S. and our toilets suck! I also carry flushable wipes with me everywhere. You can also drop kids off at the pool if you don't want to make a deposit. 😂
Washlet video Martina: "whatever tickles your fancy. "
Me: "whatever tickles your fanny." Bwahahaha so funny because fanny and butt and...nobody's laughing? 😂 Just me?
Fanny is also ladyparts in the UK :p
@@emy7873 I always forget that definition! 😂
Emy Well I guess that works too in this situation 😂
I had a laugh as well
@@GarmanyRachel yep, works both ways, that's why my childish mind found it entertaining xD
My favorite toilet experience was actually in the Narita airport! There were multiple stalls that had ostomy bag/ostomate accessible toilets! Living in Korea and originally from the U.S. I’d never seen one before and I was shook👏🏼👏🏼
When people ask me what I liked most about Japan, I tell them "the food, the scenery and the toilets"!
I would say the same thing
RonanV Same! 😆
Hahah yep same!
And 7/11!
Best toilet experiences have all been in Japan. My butt has never been so clean.
My husband always says "I've got to do some paperwork" when he needs to go. And being in the US, AKA the dark ages, it makes sense lol!
"I need to go drop the kids off at the pool."
is it just me, or is Simon having a serious glow up right now? 🔥
I want a japanese bidet so bad but the price is astronomical with my salary. Here in Malaysia we use hand held bidet spray and some of the fancy mall might have turkish bidet.
When I travelled to Malaysia I didn’t understand why the toilet floor was always soaked in water until someone told me about the handheld spray!! I just thought it was there to clean the bathroom stall lol!
As a malaysian. I have to say i much prefer bidet compare to the hose/pipe that we are use to. Bidet more cleaner and no wet stalls/floor
@@MrNana94 That's what I was thinking. Plus imagine the germs that could be on the holder DX
Simon: "witches kiss"
Me: Whats a witches- Ooooooooooh
This video might as well have the subtitle "Or: How to Make People in the US Really Frickin' Jealous."
Because I am in the US, and I am Really Frickin' Jealous. So thanks.
Geoff Britton same man...
Sooo jealous
I always “courtesy” flush lol. From the US and our toilets suck. I have told myself that as soon as we buy our home, I am making a Japanese style bathroom.
Unfortunately, for people who are only a little familiar with Japanese things, it sounds like some hentai fetishist thing.
Me, as an American I'm even impressed with how easy it is to change toilet paper tolls.
Just search for white noise sounds on RUclips to mask embarrassing sounds
"A little turtlehead" more true in this situation than they realize.
Mike Lee I thought I was the only one laughing at that
Dude i remember in high school girls would press on all the sinks and run to the toilet to do their buisness 😑😑😑 waste of water so good on toto for the princess sounds
I said it in live chat and I'll say it again. Toto is slang for a hooha in Puerto Rico. Because of this I can't wear a totoro shirt around my family 🤣
Amelia Bathory Haha! This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing
Oh no you poor thing! 😂 Don’t ruin the Totoro!!
Okay, I knew about the toilets, but where do I get one of those toilet paper holders!!!!
6:00 that's the first time I saw his expression like that LOL
Japanese toilet should conquer the world ASAP
Me: watching 2:50-3:03
Boyfriend: “what the f you watching”
Me: “ummmm how to use the toilet in japan”
Boyfriend:”....”
Pretty curious about what exactly a witches kiss is. I can’t imagine it’s anything nice
Google it. I dare you.
Marika S apparently it’s either when a penis touches the inside of a toilet or the water
@@MissVampish you evil, evil... evil man.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Simon: "How to wash ur butt with a japanese toilet"
Nasties: YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS🙌🙌🙌
Loving the sound things! Feel more at ease that Noone else can hear my farthing or stomach problem sounds hahah. And also the water sound helps me pee easily hahahaahah
“The witch’s kiss” lol I’ve never heard it that way, I call it “Poseidon’s kiss”
And what is it??
I think Poseidon's kiss is when the water touches your butt. Witch's kiss is the penis touching the bowl tho.
...and now I know too much! Jk, that's great. What do guys do to stop that?
@@darkforestpyxi It doesn't happen often, unless you aim downward a bit too much. And it never stops being a grotesque sensation.
My favorite going to use the toliet joke is I have a meeting with Valdimer Pootin
"Drop a load of timber," "Bring the kids to the pool," "Take the Browns to the super bowl."
I was in Japan in May and I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to turn off the heated seat. And god knows a heated seat is the last thing you want when it's 30+ degrees outside. 😩😩😩
Why oh why did I have to Google “Witch’s kiss“?
6:00 (ish) : Did somebody say "latrine lover"?
"I'm trying to put food on the table!"
The reminder I needed to turn my adblocker off lol
The joy of having a pet and going into the bathroom. They want to join
Meemers always wants to hang out with us whatever room we're in :D
Isn't that so true 😂 I had a cat when I was younger and I was almost never alone. She legit used her litterbox while I handled my business and would take a nap on the toilet lid while I showered 😂
@@JCXP123 please see also my video
thank you
Every time 😸 my cat puts his paw on my foot and wants to cuddle.
"Okay come on I'm trying to put food on the table." -Simon 2k19 from the upstairs bathroom of his home.
(Also Simon, sit further back on the seat >.>)
LMAO
I recently got back from my trip to Japan. And I would gladly say I use the privacy button. I find it interesting to use! I don't want people to hear me taking a dump. So disagree with Simon! Love the deodorizer too! Haha. I also went back to a couple of your old videos, so I could enjoy my trip! Love you both, glad you guys are not affected by the Typhoon. 🤗❤
We got a “my tushy” attachment for our toilet here in the US. (Careful when googling that)
So much better than the horse and buggy
“Turtle head” is the feeling of your poop almost poking out of your bum
Billy Metokur then it retracts if it is startled 🐢 💩
I learnt that from rat race
also known as 'prairie dogging'
FYI, in Japan, we've had shower toilet / washlet for almost 40 yrs in the market now; in my house we've been using it for the last 30 yrs.
And I totally agree with Simon, just wiping your butt with dry paper is not enough, unless you want dried up poop around your butt hole all day 😂😂😂
edit: I had to google to find out what a "witch's kiss" was, LOL! There is something that even a Japanese person can learn in this vid, thank you, hahaha!
I agree. I live in Argentina and having a bidet is something common here. When I travel abroad and I see bathrooms without it I think "Are they walking around all day with poop on their butt? Really?"
@@MiauMichigan No. You wipe thoroughly and make sure nothing is left. If you didn't have access to a bidet would you just stop wiping even though you knew poop residue was still there??
@@pheenobarbidoll2016 You can't wipe that clean
@@crayopopp7171 You cant spray water without soap and call that clean.
@@pheenobarbidoll2016 definitely way cleaner than just toilet paper
7:18 Exactly I just cannot understand how we've come so far with this as the solution lol. 🙈
BEST VIFEOS EVER ON BUTT STUFF. 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so loud when Martina started talking about the sounds of the toilet and cranking that shit up like you just had taco bell or chipotle. Amazing keep up the good work
I remember going to Japan for the first time and being amazed at how almost every public toilet I went to had a baby seat! My (now) husband said that he also had a baby seat in his toilets! It's just so thoughtful, and I really wish they did that every in the world! ❤ Far out, I love Japan!
I was afraid to use it at first but boy once you've experienced it TOTAL GAME CHANGER
When I visited Japan last month I could not wait to use the ( toilet ).l spent many
A happy hour playing with the controls. God on the Shinkansen heated seat and lowered when you opened the door !
No sockets in uk . I need a toto I can't live without one.
7:32 yeah you say it Simon! equal rights for all parts of your body!
One of the things I remembered the most when living in Indonesia was that the toilets had like a hose like contraption that you can use to clean yourself. At the time I thought that was mind-blowing haha
Some would call it a "bum gun"
I have a Japanese toilet in Scotland...i love it.
My favorite euphemism for needing to poop: “I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool”
Yo these toilets have heated seats? Man Japan really is living in 3019
nah fam y’all just living in 1700
It's also because there's no central heating though!
You can get heated seats in America. One of my friends had one when I was a kid in the 80s.
I just Googled “Witch’s Kiss” ...instant regret😳😂
Because of images or just the description in general or both.
Johanna Bravo I didn’t lookup any images. Thank goodness. Just the description alone. I imagined a very nasty toilet and just... eeww🤢🤢🤢
I should have listened to you and not googled it for myself......😵
HM S ...I tried to warn you...i...tried..to...save...you😟
Sooo.. anyone care to say what this is, I’m to scared to google it after seeing your response 😳
Love how Martina is singing "I love the Toto"... Oh, for us Spanish speaking folk it means a whole nother thing 🙂😂
Hm! I'm Spanish speaking and I have no clue what it means!
@@Tsuki570 oop 👀
@@honeybunbadger it means ass
honestly, I love the "how to do things" series of videos. I think I've watched the recycling video two or three times because it's fascinating. People where I live are complaining that our city wants to start an organics/recycle/trash system instead of just recycle/trash.
Renee Mutch Honestly the recycling vid is one of my all time faves, it’s so nice to follow along with the things in the background of Japan life, they make it all so nice to watch
„Sittin‘ on the toilet. Sittin‘ on the toilet“ comes to mind when Martina sits next to the loo
I think, I just died laughing, I love them both so much xD
I wish we had toilets like these in Romania :( Anyway, love you guys and hope you're doing well :)
I'm still grateful my country uses bidets in toilets
OH NY GOSHHHH!!! You guys killed me with the Toto Toilet!!! Because in Spanish it means 🐈 and I don’t mean cat 😂😂 you’re just yelling TOTO! TOTO!!! I LOVE THE TOTO! 💀💀💀
I'm saving up for one these to have here in the states. I was spoiled for two weeks I hate our toilets now
I fell in love with the Japanese washlets while staying there. Now I have to use crazy amounts of wet wipes... Miss you, Japan 😍🤩🥰!
🇯🇵❤️
I’m taking the browns to the Super Bowl
Dropping the kids off at the pool
I’ll be back in 3 hours! 😂
Thailand has the bum gun... might get one for my house, the Japanese toilets are $$$
Great video!!!
Toto in Spanish means lady part. 😂
I CANNOT AGREE WITH YOU MORE. My husband is a plumber. These toilets are in our relationship goals. TOTO for the win!
Fun fact
When your shit hits the water and water splashes back its called a Poseidon kiss uwu
In Argentina we have a toilet and a separate bidet, and I can't live in other countries without a bidet, is a torture! So I do the same, I bring with me baby napkins 😂😂😂 Japan it would be heaven for me in toilet materia. I loved this video, I always wanted to know how this toilet work, great video!!! Thank you both!!! Greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷😘😘😘!!!
Didnt know I would be watching a video about toilets instead of going to class. Alas here we are and I'm ok with this.
oh god I feel this so bad. i ironically didnt go to any of my lectures due to ibs so this video is hilarious
I LOVE the privacy button! It's a solution for a discomfort I always had with American public restrooms. And, can confirm, the ladies at my work will flush the toilet to mask sounds because we don't have this function hahaha
Yes! The noise function sounds amazing, living in the US I've never experienced noisy toilets. But what i have experienced is people having phone conversations in the bathroom and I'm tooting a storm. Then I heard "I'll have to call you back". Or I sometimes wait till someone uses the hand dryer so it masks the sounds.
I pulled up RUclips to show a video to my 4th grade class. I'm a subscriber and this blog popped up on screen. Apparently, it is super funny the their librarian watches vids on japanese toilets. Smh
I would love the sound thing in my bathroom. I don’t like to hear other people and I don’t want other people to hear me lol I live in the USA so no fun toilets.
The toilets in Japan are freaking amazing... I felt like I was in a relationship with mine. And Toto toilets are phenomenal.... Phenomenal i say. I thoroughly enjoyed going in toilet stores and seeing the new models. I would love to get them transported to the US. And lord don't get me started on the tubs in Japan. Just wonderful.... The sounds are super helpful when aunt flo is visiting because you can keep the info private. Loved the music
Lmfao at Simon's Witch's Kiss issue!!! I'm dead. #TheOtherSide