Heartbreaking: Hibachi Chef Tries To Make Meal On A Regular Table
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2017
- This is absolutely devastating.
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You're laughing, this man is going through his lowest, and you're laughing.
I am and my brain is confused
I'm sorry
I know... how about enough joke Murray?
Bruh this is depressing why would I be laughing?
Yes
The poor hibachi chef has been forced out of his natural habitat by global warming.
oh my god lol
With global warming any table will become a hibachi table
im laughing so hard nOoo 😭😭😭
@@lemonsandbananas9519 wait so are you laughing or crying
CEO of pollution: Stop the coal factories. I need my hibachi dinners
Hibachi Chefs are NOT meant to live in conditions like these. To anybody considering adopting a Hibachi chef, please make sure that you have enough space for a grill and at LEAST a few people to feed. You need to make sure that they have sufficient enrichment in order to live happy and fulfilling lives!
What about different breeds of chefs?
@@maxwellquipey1 Italian breed doesn't need a fancy cooking place. Just one, respect the food
@lovelyperson1890 pardon?
This accurately portrayed how it feels to do the things that used to make you happy to deal with depression, you break the egg when the fire is no longer there and you stand there waiting and hoping for it to cook like a fucking idiot
Man I was having such a good time
Yeah. Thank you for this.
Sure, why not.
Bipolar depressive episode in full swing right now . That comment hit me like a truck
Somebody's goin thru something..
"Work from home", they said
It would be fun they said
NOW LOOK AT THIS POOR MAN! CAN'T MAKE HIMSELF A GOOD MEAL! LOOK WHAT THEY DID GOD DAMN IT! THEY FUCKED IT UP!
I just realised this vid is posted 3 years ago.
@@CryTwink LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
@@gavin9088 - Vito Corleone
You can tell he's trying hard to hide the pain
I dislike it because it made me sad
Pussy Lord what is the pain about?
i don't know name you are sad.
Oh this is sad
this is so sad
Masterfully filmed. Perfect song choice as well. I feel second hand existential dread and the urge to laugh at the same time, kinda like how he's acting depressed but in reality trying not to burst out laughing. It's sad and hilarious, 10/10. Will watch again when I see it in my recommendations 10 years from now
Reminder to watch again 😁
Reminder to watch again
Reminder pt 2
Watch it again
Watch it again
The sad music just makes it even harder to watch, it’s like seeing a sick person try to walk and just stumble to the floor filled with hopelessness. i luv it
You still loving after two years?
@@maxwellquipey1its been three now. godspeed to that man
For just 2$ a month you can help STOP hibachi chef abuse
Omg hahaha
1 like = 1 pray
Take my money 😭😭😭😭
Nailed it.
I swear i came here for the comments!!
Still laughing at this one!!!
This must be what it's like for Hibachi chefs during quarantine
I cried during the whole vid and then I started to complain to my girlfriend about how depressing it was
My friend is one, he is on unemployment now and comes to the restaurant I cook at to do his tricks on our flat tops
OOOOOHHHH! That's why it's in my recommended!!!!
I was thinking the exact same thing welcome to the end of the, um I mean 2020
I thought this was made for quarantine....
"Hold up, let him cook"
What he's cooking:
ok
This is what depression looks like
When he said “ ,” I felt that.
Me too
Damn that's deep
✊😔
but he said nothing dumbass
please someone reply me r/woooosh
@@youareright4480 r/woooosh
"Hey, yeah, we were wondering if you could come in and do your Hibachi routine, but like, on a normal table."
This is exactly what I thought 5 seconds in LMAO
“How much am I being paid?...Oh? And I’ll probably get pretty famous? And just for 10 minutes? Alright, let’s do it.”
I like to think that they didn't even give him a heads up about the table, they just put him by the table and were like "good luck"
😂😂😂
The dude is two seconds away from laughing in every shot.
I just want to see the outtakes of this man breaking into tears/laughing
All jokes aside he's a really skilled and impressive chef,
you're laughing. he's cooking on a regular table and you're laughing.
Yes
I know. How about another joke, Arlene?
@@leeroyjenkins3014 unreasonably stupid
Cock
No it's so sad why aa
GET HIM OUT OF THERE CANT YOU SEE THAT HE IS SUFFERING?!?
THIS IS ABUSE.
Poor creature, someone needs to call PETA. Senseless violence, really.
It does seem really sad. He lived his life by the hibachi. Only to have the doors close and him left grill-less. Reliving his glory days on this cold room temperature table.
I Read that in a gordon Ramsay voice
I didn’t know they allowed people being torture on youtube?
Me: "mom can we go out for hibachi"
Mom: "we have hibachi at home"
Hibachi at home:
me before watching this video: what's so heartbreaking about a regular table lmao
me now: *in tears*
fr 😭
Grill: The fire was 6 years ago, it wasn’t your fault, you have to let me go
first reply
Dang
WILSON!!!!!
raidc first reply out of 4 (now 5) total comments and it only took 8 months lol
nice pfp
The way he looked at the onion volcano :(
I felt that..
Especially when he did the "choo choo train" tapping on the table omg my heart hurts for him. Its like the trauma is causing him to act it out anyways as if it was lit.
my man said 😐
Onion volcano 😂
«Onion Volcano»
My sides
This is like watching someone who's lost a loved one but couldn't cope with their absence, so they just act like they would have as if they never left
I love how you can see him smiling and trying to hold in his laughter
I lost it when he looked disappointingly at the onion volcano
The way he stares at everything when it’s not being cooked...
1:05 😂😂😂 me too
He staring at onion volcano: What is the meaning of life?
i think thats a reference to The Onion
The onion is the best part cuhs thats usually the wow factor with the customers
Hes probably being held at gun point behind the cameras
Albert Einstein his family is also being held hostage too.
Oh thank you albert einstein!
The only explanation.
Albert Einstein ooh, that might be me
Duolingo Owl it just works
Is this the movie about Joker's backstory everyone was praising? I must say it really delivers on the sadness department. 10/10
I like to believe that somewhere out there, someone is actually doing this practicing for the day they have a real hibachi table.
I can't tell if he's trying to hide the pain or the laughter.
I thought you wrote "I can't tell if he's trying to hide the pain or the daughter"
Both
@@Ganhelm omg lol
@@Ganhelm What daughter??🤣🤣
@@Ganhelm loll 😭😭😭
Working from home hits a new low
Hittin' hard indeed.
yes
bro this was made in 2017 lmfao
@@rewrittenbytes1616 man just let us enjoy the comment, no need to ruin it
@@greenmint984 sorry
i shall now edit my comment to hide it behind the “read more” button for future hoomans
@@greenmint984 facts always prevail. Now shut up.
The saddest part was when he tried to make the onion volcano.
1:29 i just realized this is the part where he's supposed to throw a shrimp to a customer's mouth or something, i was wondering why he threw it away
Wife: **sobs** "Honey, please stop...the fire was 10 years ago...you have to move on..."
Oh my...
*grabs popcorn*
Lmao
This made me laugh as hard as the video. Well played.
I’d watch that movie
This the food equivalent of watching music videos without music
I’m just comment because no one else has.
or maybe the food equivalent of watching someone try to play an electric keyboard on a computer keyboard
but there was music
@@shybound7571 🤦♂️
no that would be making food without eating it obviously.
This should be an ad for depression
I feel like this is a metaphor for something in my life which I don't quite comperhend yet
The part where he tosses the shrimp on the floor and he just looks at it
😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it was suppose to be for a person but no one is there
Lol yes people normally behind the counter so they will catch a sample
Like Snape looks at Potter
I can feel the anguish of a tortured soul.
Gordon Ramsay: IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!
Ben Hopper - Hibachi chefs cook on a steel grill and show off the amazing cooking skills to people in front of them.
This chef was preparing food not cooking it.
fuck you noone cares glenn
You cared enough to comment. Thanks for showing you care.
Love how the whole time he’s trying not to piss himself laughing
Thanks Shu for recommending this video. What a gem.
“so what do you want me to do?”
“just do what you normally do”
“on this table?”
“yeah”
“but it’s not gonna work”
“yeah we know. when it doesn’t just look disappointed and keep going”
ur mom I’m your 1k like
@@thejsph bitch
eatmang language
@@urmom-qu6rs nigga wot
eatmang watch ur mouth young man
I cannot imagine how hard these guys were laughing when they edited in the sad music
The chef looks like he's struggling not to laugh
or how hard they were trying not to cry
How can you laugh you sick fuck
@@NoNoDontTouchMeThere They are very obviously joking, come on dude.
@@drofkcalbbocajhuge whooooosh on me then
This is like growing old, you go through the same motions perfectly but there is no spark there. You lose those around you and things simply stop working, it's truly sad to grow old and alone.
Years on and this is still easily one of my favorite videos on the internet.
The shrimp flick to the floor combined with the longing stare killed me
1:35
Man, this is depressing. That dormant onion volcano really hit home for me.
“Dormant onion volcano” 😩😂😂😂😂
this took me out😂😂
Bruh same
The uncooked egg tho, absolutely no sizzle
The flying shrimp caught by no mouths
I think we were all waiting for the great philosophical question of "if a shrimp falls in a forest, but nobody's there..." #AmazingVideo
it still makes a sound, but nobody is around to appreciate it. 😟
adam!!!! hello
"Moom! Can we go eat teppanyaki?"
Mom: No, we have Teppanyaki at Home!
The Teppanyaki at Home:
*wife walks in kitchen at 3:00 Am*
Wife: Tom when will you give this up? It’s been 3 years, you’re not a hibachi chef anymore...
Lol his name is Tom
*Sad stare*
Short for Tomiko
@@Kuribohchaos8 Honey it's just Tom. Changing your name doesn't make you any more like a hibachi chef, now will you please go back to bed.
@@nyahnyahson523 Honey!? I feel....cuffed
The fact that he purposely threw a shrimp on the floor and then just stared at it makes me laugh so much
I'm not entirely certain if he did it on purpose or not, but a hibachi chef once flipped a little too hard, and hit me right in the face with a piece of shrimp. It bounced off my cheek, and landed on my plate, so I just threw my arms up like, "HEEEEY," as though that were apart of the trick as it was intended, but while the chef looked mortified, I can't help but feel like he won some kind of bet to the tune of, "I bet I can hit people with food, and they not complain about it," or, "I bet I can bounce a piece of food off a customer and still hit the plate!"
He got me again when I mentioned it to him when we were done, and he wiped sweat off his forehead all exaggerated like, "I'm just glad it wasn't a knife, _again,"_ and walked away, lmao!
333 likes? Imma fix that wait 1 sec
555 likes babyyyyy
lmk when it’s 666
666th like lol
Shu Yamino this is life changing
*SHU YAMINO BROUGHT ME HERE:*
This is absolutely appalling and a violation of that man's constitutional right. The Eighth Amendment of the US Constitution specifically forbids cruel and unusual punishment. I'll be seeing you monsters in court.
This human rights crime has to be taken off RUclips....
how you know its in the us tho 😳
That isn’t cruel and unusual punishment, by the way it’s comedy you can’t sue r/woosh
Edit: it’s just a prank bro
PetePlayz - Norsk Gaming r/woosh
@@peteplayz-norskgaming5723 r/wooosh
9:37 PM
5/15/2019
I actually thought he was gonna start crying at one point
He was... On the inside.
1:36 😔
he wasn't. *I was.*
I am dying laughing over here. Legit screaming. This is ridiculous, and I love it. How this guy managed to keep a straight face is beyond me.
HE EVEN DID THE TRAIN! THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN WITHOUT ANY SMOKE. IM IN LOVE
Description: "this is absolutely devastating"
Category comedy
Comedy is Tragedy + Time
but sometimes the tragedy is too much.
Herhsey Ford how could you say that when someone is at their lowest point in life
He used to think his life was a tragedy, but now he realized it's actually a comedy.
This isn’t even a joke, but this was actually hard to watch wtf
... yeah
I was actually laughing tbh
It really was idk why
@Simz Zxy Sadness.
@ You're laughing.
He was in pain and you're laughing.
It’s disheartening to know that sometimes no matter how hard we try, things just won’t work out 😢
Sometimes, you just can't hibachi without the table. What a cruel world.
it's a heartache that we all need to learn how to take
I like how you can still hear the "gas"
The best part is how serious he is about this, he even stares and waits for a little sizzle lmfao
Oh my god I did not notice about the waits for those sizzles now my sides are splitting harder than before Jesus Christ
😂😂
Consistency. Professionals have standards.
I can hear it sizzle to
I like how you can tell he's trying not to laugh sometimes.
ruclips.net/video/ELOe8OEjAUk/видео.html
im sorry but when he threw the shrimp on the floor and stared at it i couldnt help but laugh
This was undoubtedly the funniest part
He was just leaving it for his cat
That was pretty funny wasn't it, Moomin Mama?
the "plop" it made made it way funnier that it should've been
Time stamp?
Every few months I get this recommended & I just sit through the whole thing again. Truly one of the videos out there.
No one:
iPhone ringtones: 0:53
the sound the shrimp made when it hit the floor broke me
Same sound my heart made when it broke watching this video
It was the Shrimp for Me😢
Me too i lost it when he looked at it on the floor😭😭
@ *saddest
Is-is something wrong with me for hysterically laughing
Please God. Protect him when I can’t.
When the things you used to do just don't feel the same anymore. Your table doesn't have that fire in it anymore and you're just left here to wonder what changed?
"Isn't art just madness? Aren't we all mad to strive towards perfection? Aren't we? "
When the onion volcano didn’t start steaming, I questioned why an omnibenevolent God would bring such sadness into the world.
As did I, my friend.. As did I..
Cuz he ain't real.
@@nxrth9463 nice fedora
NXRTH then neither are you.
@@GospelBearer Woah😨
I couldn’t finish half of the video, RUclips needs to put age restriction on this.
For real don’t they care about the children?!
@@VOLAIRE they never did
@@VOLAIRE OMG IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE
crazy the power of music and cinemotography can completely change the feeling an narrative
You could see the despair in his eyes. This is a man's dream crumbling to nothing but dust and ashes
Everybody's saying he looks sad but I think he's trying his hardest not to laugh
Yeah, this wasn't during quarantine, the people saying that didn't look at the publication date xd
Thanks sherlock
0:45 just look at his face 😀
Oh really I didn’t know that thanks!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰😍😍😘😘
Then, this video didn't cook too well in 2020.
Teacher: You can't eat in the class
*Students in the back:*
LMAO
Bruh
Reminds me of the clip with the dude who brought a table grill to class.
I havent been in school for 1 year now
LMAOOO
This is Hibachi purgatory
I've seen this so many times, but the part where he just throws the shrimp on the floor and looks forlorn about it still sends me.
Hibachi chef: ☺️
Normal table: Imma bout to ruin this whole mans career
Imma
tahthebah what the fuck, I’m noticing ppl in the comment section of any video, on any platform keep using that same format joke. I know it’s rly popular but I saw it like six times already.
spotlight uh moonlight uh jah's foreskin is mine now uh
corvs if it works it works
tahthebah yh.
Next video: "Child does social studies homework on a flat iron grill".
10/10
I was the 69th like
Oh, oh god I’m crying 😭
Wait. Was I supposed to record that? Fuck. Probably could have made some money off the video to help with the hospital bill.
Good comment
That egg handling was very impressive. I appreciated it through my tears.
I can't watch this, man...his face...it gets me every time 😢
i screamed when he made the onion volcano, no one deserves this kind of treatment
The part where he just watches the helpless onion tower really gets to me...
Hannah Sloss the shrimp part really rips my soul out
Hannah Sloss man shut your sensitive ass up
Hannah Sloss nvm, just cried
Hannah Sloss thats a fucking choo choo train you uncultured swine
Thoughts and prayers to the family that didn’t get to sit around and applaud him.
shu yamino bring me here
Looks like weeb vtuber garbage. Go decorate a tree lmao
Chef bounces egg
Me: *sweating*
This is giving me “Bakers watch their bread turn into bread bowls” vibes.
I mean it’s made by the same people
i literally got recommended that video today and watched it now i got recommended this
lol same
Glad to know I was not the only one
That video was my favorite
The onion volcano made me tear up just a tiny bit
thanks for the recommendation shu
Reported for abuse.
Mixtape Dropper this is abuse beyond comprehension. Whoever made that person cook on a wooden table should lick a Nintendo Switch cartridge.
"What do I even have without a griddle?!"
Salmonella. You have salmonella.
My thoughts exactly haha, that, and inedible food lol
I mean you can eat raw meat at your own risk. It's completely edible with side affects.
To be fair the egg is safe to eat, but everything else is iffy
Excuse me what
Nice.
This has made me cry on multiple occasions
Whenever I need a good cry, I know exactly where to go...
the worst thing is this wasn’t even done during corona
This deserves a lot of likes
OMG! This was uploaded 3 years ago! 🤣
@@DiabolicalFink Does it?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
Omg yes 😂😂
It's been 6 years since this video's been uploaded. Can we finally give the man a working stove and pan?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. This is sadder than any of that.
Anything is “heartbreaking” with that backing track. My sides are split
I'm crying
Wait this wasn't even a pandemic joke. This was made 3 years ago.
lol
He was ahead of their time lmao
It was a sign, they knew...*dramatic music*
Life imitates art.
Hol up
I'm just hella impressed how he managed to crack the egg like that without the yolk breaking
I lost it when he just throws the shrimp on the floor and waits 😂
Even after losing his job, he just never stopped
He kept doing his hibachi tricks, hoping that someday, SOMEDAY it would turn into a hibachi table and cook the food ;-;
bro
This was made in 2017
@@justinlokere I wonder how he’s doing now.....
@@justanaveragegamer9744 me too