The Useful Gooch Ep 28 How to Sneak Model Kits past SWMBO

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  • @thejoseph9064
    @thejoseph9064 2 года назад +17

    My favorite thing I've done with the exwife was "Hey babe I bought a new model kit." And she said "oh cool, but did you need another one?" I asked if she really needed to be cheating on me. And that's how I delivered the news I was divorcing her. All I have to say is thank God I had a prenup.

  • @Sarah-JaneR32
    @Sarah-JaneR32 2 года назад +15

    What you forget Harry is 'we' let you think you've got away with it in sneaking kits in, you guys then feel all proud of yourselves and when asked to do something like put the rubbish you're only too happy to oblige as you feel guilty and like to please :)

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +3

      dag nabbit.. just when we thought we had you hood winked!

    • @guidor.4161
      @guidor.4161 2 года назад

      ...no fooling the smarter sex...

  • @andrealeighv1
    @andrealeighv1 2 года назад +14

    You really should have put in a legal disclaimer that if anyone uses any of these methods and the user is murdered by SWMBO they can't sue you. Good advice all around. My ex partner was hell to get new kits around. I had mine shipped to my work and then used the boot method.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +3

      Ah yes the cumbersome Boot method… did you know the Rubbish Bin Misdirection?

  • @Yves95128
    @Yves95128 2 года назад +9

    Hi Harry, You made me realize that I'm happily married... Sometimes she complains a bit but nothing like that, what a nightmare. There is also getting delivered at work, and save a big old kit box in the stash to hide the new one(s) in there. An other problem would be the financial evidences, you'll have to start launder money...

  • @stevenicholson8312
    @stevenicholson8312 2 года назад +3

    This one takes a while. You retire whilst SWMBO continues working, deliveries any day she's at work. No probs. Not recommended for the young.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      You are in it for the long game Steve…. respect!

    • @stevenicholson8312
      @stevenicholson8312 2 года назад +1

      @@HarryHoudiniModels Since my first kits came in plastic bags from Woolies Variety stores.

  • @finlayfraser9952
    @finlayfraser9952 2 года назад +2

    Harry forgive me, and this is meant in the most light hearted way. There you are in your beanie, and your fleece, when I thought all good red blooded Australian men were down on Bondi Beach, waxing there boards, and checking out the Sheilas.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      I went down just after shooting the video… you’ll see I already have an olive winter tan.

  • @clouddog2393
    @clouddog2393 2 года назад +2

    As l don,t have a trouble and strife l can splash out as and when l please . The usual response from lady friends are "do you really need another one? ", "put the cash towards something useful" or" where are you going to put another one "? Fair enough questions but one,s l cheerfully ignore . An amusing video Harry , keep up the good work and keep us smiling .

  • @model-man7802
    @model-man7802 2 года назад +6

    I use the Zebra effect.Once it's in it blends in with all the others.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +3

      Must a bugger cleaning up after the Zebra poops in the hobby room?

  • @stevewalker3841
    @stevewalker3841 2 года назад +2

    Really sad that there are enough men under the thumb that you need a video like this. But what you want. Be who you are. Her a new mate of necessary.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      I know… why not just be honest about your purchases? But anyway it made for a very popular and funny video subject.

  • @claytonmcclain182
    @claytonmcclain182 2 года назад +3

    I'm luckier them most. I had a garage and I painted out there. So I'd buy a kit and tell the wife I was going to the garage to paint. Take a box of a kit empty put the other kit in it, tell the wife it's drying and bang my kits in the house. Now I'm so old I just say hey going to the hobby shop you need any thing. Guess getting older does have some advantages. Just do give a crap. ;) insightful video Harry also fun. But you let the cat out of the bag. Hahaha

  • @georgecoventry8441
    @georgecoventry8441 2 года назад +1

    Ha! Ha! Fortunately.....I don't have this problem. I once did....but not now. The pressure is off. I am 100% free to enjoy my model buying addiction! ......... By the way, we DO have IGA here (Canada). Brilliant, eh? Yes, the grocery bag gambit is a good one.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      I love IGA because they use the local farms and food suppliers, rather than ship up frozen food in trucks from thousands of miles away like the big supermarket chains. This makes every IGA unique here with different fresh products for sale.

  • @glenmckinley7409
    @glenmckinley7409 Месяц назад +1

    The Mrs may now be aware of such covert methods. So counter intelligence and operability is needed , especially dark opps .

  • @mickfifty
    @mickfifty 2 года назад +4

    Hi Harry, just love this, some of my ways to get kits in and hidden. 1. Tell the wife you will be buying a new kit or two when you are going to a model show so she is expecting you to come home with something go to the second-hand kits and buy the cheapest and biggest kit you can find, then open them and remove the old crappy kit and put in the new expensive kit/kits, 2. Take some price labels with you to the show and then get one of your mates to write some silly price on the tag put it one the kit, place it under the table in one of your mates boxes he is using to sell his kits take a photo of it send it to the wife and say look dear that kit I was looking for just found it at this price that's less than half price just had to get it, 3. To hide the kits I always keep the boxes a bit dusty when I do clean them I bag up the dust then puff it over any new kits that I get so it looks like they have been there a few months, 4 I have designed my shelfs to be 600mm wide that way I put the big kits to the front and can hide any new kits behind them with dust on them.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      You really have over thought this… LOL

    • @brucegibbins3792
      @brucegibbins3792 2 года назад

      Worrying about buying kits without being sprung by the Mrs., just doesn't appeal to me at all. If buying plastic kits kicks brings about a local armed conflict with the spouse then it could be time to consider throwing a farewell party in her honour. This kinda control just can't happend, its like having a King Snake sitting across from you at the dining room table ready to chow down on your face. I mean, who wants to live like that anyway? Passing your own personal power over to somebody else is just one more step towards a crippling insanity - probably not a bad outcome in the circumstances now I come to think about it.
      There are one or two exceptions here though that could make all of that, at least, tolerable. The Mrs is a Penthouse model type, flys overseas as an airline Stewardess, has a boyfriend as rich as Gina Rheinhart, yet for some so far unexplained reason, believes you are the cats pyjamas never questioning what may be in the room with the locked door where you often sit there alone listening to Moon River, crying.

  • @garylawless3608
    @garylawless3608 2 года назад +5

    A very informative T.U.G Harry! I had no idea you had such a devious mind. I solved my problem of hiding the extent of expenditure in dollars, and the time in the hobby room away from SWMBO, by encouraging her in her own crafting hobby. She is very skilled at sewing and painting patchwork blankets, bags, etc., and I heap (truthful) praise on her efforts, and have no objection when she shops for supplies at the craft shop. This takes a lot of pressure off me when it comes to bringing home a bag full of my own goodies from my local hobby shop, or receive a parcel from an online order. Although I must admit to disguising a bag or two now and then to avoid ‘the look’ that can freeze the air that surrounds her when only a few days prior, she said in passing that we should cut back on spending for a while. But I have taken on board a couple of your suggestions, and they might just work. I will keep you posted on results. Cheers for now, and I hope the move goes well for you!

  • @finlayfraser9952
    @finlayfraser9952 2 года назад +1

    Harry, I can see that you are busy. But when you get the opportunity, have a look at Olha Batchvarov, and her rendition of HMS Victory. Now, there is rigging, and there is RIGGING!

  • @toboldlygosmodelworks1973
    @toboldlygosmodelworks1973 2 года назад +1

    So I've got or had clients whose SWMBO, have got wise to their purchases/commissions (Model Trains), so either I've had to put 'Car Parts' on the box or post it on a certain day so it arrives on a Friday (as she's at the coven). however it falls down when it doesn't arrive or is too big a box lol

  • @glencwilson
    @glencwilson 2 года назад +1

    Not really had that problem. The Mrs does buy me kits occasionally so does have an idea of how much they can cost so as kits have been going up in price one needs to be a bit more selective. We just don't have the room to enable kits to be hidden so honesty has been the best policy. Can I suggest an option 5? Encourage your partner to get their own hobby. My Mrs got into colouring and drawing. May not seem to have any parity with model making. However, have you seen how many pencils they get, how many art pens, the paper and so on and how much they cost? The tide has turned, she is the one sneaking in a new set of pens or pencils... 😊 Now it is "Just pre-ordered the ZOUKEI-MURA Phantom.. (whilst staring at a new box of pencils) and it costs the same as those".
    PS, despite no modelling in the vid, still an entertaining 25 minutes. 👍

  • @guidor.4161
    @guidor.4161 2 года назад +1

    I guess i'm lucky, home-office and she goes off to work. Plus i get stuff delivered to a postal box, so i can get it anytime i want in case she's home...;-) And as back up the car has a double deck boot, with storage boxes on the TOP layer...🤣😂 As far as the stash goes it is not very sorted and split into 3 locations all over the house which can be re-arranged when necessary...

  • @jamesvenables6202
    @jamesvenables6202 2 года назад +1

    There is no SWMBO... just a lot of She Who Believes She Must Be Obeyed! I have often advised other modellers to just sling the same BS excuse back at the missus that she uses every time she comes home with a new handbag/shoes/perfume/etc by claiming "... it was on sale at a fraction of the usual price..."

  • @derekwickens1394
    @derekwickens1394 2 года назад +1

    hi harry, was getting a laugh at the methods you used,. Many years ago I did something similiar but with fishing rods once swmbo was at work id phone my mate who was a taxi driver, he would pick it up from the shop 5 miles away and deliver to me at home swmbo used the car for work so cant have done the boot trick. cut a long story short it worked a dream,occasionaly when we were up in Perth [ Scotland not your one} I would buy a rod just to keep it normal. Keep up the good work I am starting the 1/110 Constructo HMS Bounty my first plank on wood attempt. Cheers from Broughty Ferry.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      That is a baby Bounty, same size as my Revell kit.. but you should be able to apply any of the methods shown in my videos, as long as your fingers are small enough ;)

  • @deweylipschitz1516
    @deweylipschitz1516 2 года назад +5

    Get them delivered to work. Been doing that years . Gives you time to do some planning. Also,use prepaid credit cards....no receipt gets mailed to you. Less evidence.
    A number of boxes have room for various after market stuff .
    Taking some sprue cutters and some zip lock bags,remove the parts and write the sprue (ABC etc) on the bag. Then you get extra space in the box.
    I have 3~4 Sherman tank kits hidden in the hull of my GI JOE aircraft carrier.
    Wouldn't recommend the trunk.....cars can get hot and kits can get heat warped.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +2

      Some sneaky tips there matey

    • @deweylipschitz1516
      @deweylipschitz1516 2 года назад +2

      @@HarryHoudiniModels happily married with twin daughters for 16 years now....doing something right! !
      And I don't call it sneaky. ...it's called being creative. With twins,it's very necessary.

  • @edwinchampeau8685
    @edwinchampeau8685 2 года назад +1

    It depends on if I locked the window to my hobby area the window is beside the driveway; to be honest my wife doesn’t care when I buy a kit because I don’t go all crazy and buy expensive kits, well that’s not Entirely true, I have bought two $75 kits for $30 because they were sitting on the store shelf for to long and nobody else was buying it.
    Ok back on topic, my spouse likes my builds and only complains if I don’t finish it or spending too much time on it, and when I do I find two boobs on my shoulders.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      You are lucky and have a proper partner, not a mothering, smothering SWMBO.

  • @georgedistel1203
    @georgedistel1203 2 года назад +1

    If I didn't get my ass kicked when I restored a M35A2 6X6 military truck that took 10 years and many thousands of dollars to redo I'm pretty lucky. I had a friend who used to cheat on his wife and always told her that we were hanging out drinking. He said he cringed every time I pulled into his driveway. I figured out long ago also that honesty is the best policy but I kinda look in model magazines and keep looking at something I'm interested in and she get curious and will finally ask what I'm looking at . I tell her just a model kit and usually she says if you want it go buy it.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      Honesty is the best policy… every sneaky trick will one day trip you up. But it’s a lot of funny talking about them.

  • @Womble-freestation66
    @Womble-freestation66 Год назад +1

    I'm lucky that both my daughters are model builders, so I can bring kits into the house under the guise of its for the girls. It works 90% of the time, but she is becoming wise to the fact that our daughters aren't into military subjects. I'm working on these kits are for historical education and the knowledge will benefit the girls in later life.
    This for my wife cements the fact why she is a psychiatrist and the girls are at uni studying psychology. Just thought, I can go down the mentally ill addiction line. Yes!

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  Год назад +1

      Yes, compulsive need or you become psychotic. It’s your therapy Paul.

  • @guypoole3444
    @guypoole3444 2 года назад +1

    I have in the past had another product delivered..then not opened it for a few weeks...She has been frustrated wanting to know what it is.....then you slip in the extra box while she is still confused/frustrated with the original..eventually you say O.K. let's see And it's somthing innocent that she likes..so suddenly less suspicion...and the kits already stashed....

  • @thomasdailey9280
    @thomasdailey9280 2 года назад +4

    Funny video Harry . Mary Jo
    laughed almost as much as I did . Somehow , I feel slightly responsible as the inspiration for the video.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +3

      We are all responsible Tom…. it’s just one of the ideas floating around in my brain for new tugs.

  • @mikec.9677
    @mikec.9677 2 года назад +3

    Capt'n H: This is one of your best & funniest videos ever. The SWMBO + I laughed from start-2-end! She's on to these crafty tricks, monitors our $, and reminds me that "deadly force is authorized" for infractions. 🙏 4 me😉. Mike in Middle America

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Well all those tricks are now exposed to SWMBOs worldwide.. you’ll need to come up with something new

  • @Nairodiable
    @Nairodiable 2 года назад +1

    I live in an apartment, which has a in the basement an individual storage for every building's tenants, if my wife arrives first, I already have a set of keys for the basement with me, I just store it in my basement unit and leave it there until I am alone to able to add it to the main stash. My second method, I just say that I bought a new kit, and she asks how much it cost I just reply "you don want to know". Amazingly she never presses on.

  • @splukker
    @splukker 2 года назад +1

    Leave the window open on your hobby room and if needed a handy ladder. If you're caught up the ladder say you saw a snake/dog/rabid hamster and climbed for your life.

  • @dadctf6243
    @dadctf6243 Год назад +1

    This is so funny
    Can we use the same methods for the blow up dolls 😂😂😂😂, although you would need a huge grocery bag

  • @floatsomboy
    @floatsomboy 2 года назад +1

    To sneak in a new kit I would take 4/5 kits to the hobby group or around to a mates place and to hide the new kit one of the kits was a decoy being an old large kit box that was empty and I would just pop the new kit inside job done. Then when I got home put it in the stash. Keeping your stash disorganised and in several places snd rotating them around "looking for something" decreases the likelihood of them finding new kits.

  • @pierretrepanier3671
    @pierretrepanier3671 2 года назад +1

    What would the one working for Yamato 1:200. Guess you have to use note imagination👍

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      The only advice I could give is from experience. Becker bought a 1:200 Yamato at a model show and I photographed him holding the large one piece hull, then posted that photo on social media. His wife did not bother with online stuff back then, so thought it would be fine… However as I had tagged Becker in my post, his mother also saw it, and then phoned his SWIMBO…. ooops.

  • @McCorduRoy1972
    @McCorduRoy1972 2 года назад +1

    Most of my kits comes by mail don't have to cheat because my wife burn more money than n I do. Refreshing her memory helps and she haves money consuming hobbies too.
    No sneaking here.

  • @robertgrimsted877
    @robertgrimsted877 2 года назад +1

    Harry I been married three times I am guitar player as well as a modeller and I been use to getting guitars past my other half get 1/700 scale ships it’s easier I’m single now so I haven’t got that problem bliss

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Do you take the strings off then stuff them in the sound hole?

  • @kevintraynor2749
    @kevintraynor2749 2 года назад +1

    take a empty kit box and tell her you are trading it with a buddy for another and bingo bango easy peasy you can walk in without sneaking it in and she is none the wiser. Of course I don't do that. Also IGA is was were everywhere in Canada not so sure nowadays if they are.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      The old switch-a-roo eh Kevin… Yes I have been told IGA is not just down under… lovely

  • @willowtree5267
    @willowtree5267 5 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I get a new kit in the mail and mine is around, she gives me eye roll. I always breathe a sigh of relief when it's delivered in our parcel locker and not at the front door. 😂

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  5 месяцев назад +1

      SWMBO do an online course in eye rolling, I am sure of it! hehe

  • @SteveT-0
    @SteveT-0 5 месяцев назад +1

    I must be very lucky indeed. My wife supports my hobby and even buys kits for me!

  • @scale_model_apprentice
    @scale_model_apprentice 2 года назад +1

    IGA used to be a bug thing in the Midwestern United States, but sadly they've all dried up.

  • @danielroncaioli6882
    @danielroncaioli6882 6 месяцев назад +1

    After 20 years of marriage, I don’t sneak them past her. If she doesn’t like what I do, she is free to leave.

  • @rhyshumphrey7658
    @rhyshumphrey7658 2 года назад +1

    You asked for a joke at the beginning so here goes: Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They put the willies up each other!

  • @docholliday7777
    @docholliday7777 2 года назад +1

    Sorry guys I had to show my wife this video too funny.
    Of course I would never admit my method

  • @williamgibson8910
    @williamgibson8910 2 года назад +4

    After building the kit hang onto the old empty boxes …once you have the new kit slide the cover over the new kit…hide it in plain sight ….

  • @noelmorris5807
    @noelmorris5807 2 года назад +1

    im 31 and i dont have a girlfriend or a wife im happy being a lone wolfe and building models kits

  • @davidpowell6098
    @davidpowell6098 2 года назад +1

    I could never get anything past my dear wife, she has eyes like a shithouse spider, all eight of them.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      LOL
      “spider gal, spider girl,
      looks with eyes, all eight of them,
      there goes that shiphouse spider gal”!

  • @jeffsmith6659
    @jeffsmith6659 7 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for adding SWMBO too my vocabulary! I call mine the Director of S3x and Finance. 😊

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  7 месяцев назад +1

      DOSAF doesn’t quite have the same ring to it LOL

    • @jeffsmith6659
      @jeffsmith6659 7 месяцев назад

      😁@@HarryHoudiniModels

  • @philliprowe2656
    @philliprowe2656 2 года назад +1

    Don't leave the kits in the trunk very long because it can get hot and you don't want the plastic to warp or melt!

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Just on the door step in the sun during summer here is enough to cook a kit.

  • @moikehunt8928
    @moikehunt8928 2 года назад +2

    6. Get rid of SWMBO (humanely of course)

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Naturally… but the nannybots would have banned my video using that suggestion!

  • @georgecoventry8441
    @georgecoventry8441 2 года назад +1

    Wait a second here.......you said, "All my (unintelligible) dolls are in a row..." What? What are these "dolls" you speak of? Please elaborate.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Oh I often refer to Bertha my blow up sex doll. It is a running gag in my videos.

    • @georgecoventry8441
      @georgecoventry8441 2 года назад +1

      @@HarryHoudiniModels - Ha! Ha! Very good.

  • @alanthorne3921
    @alanthorne3921 2 года назад +1

    I’m a musician( not a magician!).I use the old empty guitar case trick.Off to band practice luv.Great for ferrying in kits,model trains,grog,porn and other illegal substances.And it has a lock on the case because nobody touches the hallowed Fender guitar.

  • @nichenson7987
    @nichenson7987 2 года назад +1

    IGA is in the sourthern US as well. I didn't know they were in other countries.

  • @AubreyStJohn3000
    @AubreyStJohn3000 Месяц назад +1

    How did I miss this one! Good to see such an important topic get covered!

  • @TringmotionCoUk
    @TringmotionCoUk 2 года назад +1

    Whoever said forgiveness is easier than permission is a liar 🤣🤣 I think the best route is making it an exchange process, chores for kits or whatever. Decpeption creates suspicion, get SWMBO to go out with her friends to do stuff and you stay at home in the hobby room........ After you have done "the list" 🤣🤣 Entertaining video though!

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      It was all in good fun… not practical advice for deceiving your SWMBO

    • @TringmotionCoUk
      @TringmotionCoUk 2 года назад

      @@HarryHoudiniModels oh yes, I get it 👍😎

  • @michaelvalenzuela2528
    @michaelvalenzuela2528 Год назад +1

    As I understand, a Model Kit detector is in development , it may well be the end of us all

  • @gillkitten1
    @gillkitten1 2 года назад +2

    Highly entertaining Harry. There is however an alternative method that avoids deception, a cunning plan that obviates all need for telling porkies. It is this: brazen it out! I shall explain. Walk in with your new acquisition and if asked why you need yet another kit, you deploy the killer argument. It goes something like this: SWMBO, "Why have you got yet another kit?". You: "I assume that you are with me because you love me?". SWMBO: Of course I am!" You: "And presumably, you want me to be happy?" SWMBO: "Obviously". You:" Well this makes me happy and I love you because you let me be happy". End of argument. It helps if you bung her some flowers and chocolates on a reasonably regular basis so she thinks you are still the good egg that she fell in love with but the logic of your argument is essentially unanswerable.

  • @mirrorblue100
    @mirrorblue100 2 года назад +1

    Since The Great Compromise of 2018 Marina and I have agreed on this formula: for every kit I buy - she buys a pair of shoes. Its working so far.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      I’m sure this makes Emmelda very happy

    • @mirrorblue100
      @mirrorblue100 2 года назад

      @@HarryHoudiniModels Women's shoes are the biggest rip-off they've got going - stylish but poorly made and very spendy.

  • @dukejohn2898
    @dukejohn2898 2 года назад +2

    The best solution is get rid of the swmbo.

  • @timothygunning805
    @timothygunning805 2 месяца назад +1

    Ahahahahaha Harry you are absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 месяца назад

      Glad you liked my puns Timothy… thanks for watching

  • @ved2828
    @ved2828 Год назад +1

    Thi is THE best model kit video EVER! We all know how to dryfit, paint, use decals, and do weathring, but this is the stuff we all need to master. One more thing on stash topic if box permit put two or eaven three models in one box that way the stash stays the same. 😊

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  Год назад +1

      Good suggestion Ved… this is all very helpful for modellers everywhere hehe

    • @ved2828
      @ved2828 Год назад

      @@HarryHoudiniModels thanks Harry H!

  • @adampender2482
    @adampender2482 2 года назад +1

    My SWMBO buys all my scale models, my fantasy miniatures, and all my supplies. She just asks that I wait to open them when she gets home.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      That is a fantastic arrangement Adam

    • @adampender2482
      @adampender2482 2 года назад +1

      @@HarryHoudiniModels she loves giving out gifts and surprises. She has a wish list for me from Hobbylinc and a list from Reaper miniatures. She just picks from each list. I didn't get as many scale models this year bc I'm behind on them and she doesn't get that I need ME109's E-G lol 😂 or that it's Nirmal to have 10 different B17s or 50 Spits. But she ordered so much from Reaper they sent just as much free stuff with the order as purchased items.

  • @guypoole3444
    @guypoole3444 2 года назад +1

    At last a modelling video that covers what we need to know...not how to treble the kit price aftermarket... This is USEFUL......

  • @splukker
    @splukker 2 года назад +1

    What about vynil Vera?

  • @billevans7936
    @billevans7936 2 года назад +2

    Excellent Harry..I've got coffee going..all set to ck out...

  • @Duececoupe
    @Duececoupe 2 года назад +2

    I can see a book in the making...."Harry Houdini's Secrets To A Happy Modellers Life Vol. 1: Acquisitions Of New Kits"!

  • @davideaves563
    @davideaves563 2 года назад +4

    There’s also the “Have it delivered to place of work” method 😁

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +2

      Yes! But still you have to get it home…. that is the real issue… the sneak past the SWMBO

    • @davideaves563
      @davideaves563 2 года назад +1

      @@HarryHoudiniModels Straight from the car into the garage to join the stash. I guess that’s a unique circumstance though 😁

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      …and no chance of the misses coming outside! Brilliant

  • @usssaratogacv3lefevre978
    @usssaratogacv3lefevre978 2 года назад +1

    Well thought out Harry.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Hey.. they are not my methods LOL. I have no SWMBO, just a nosy cat :)

  • @leslieschramm6252
    @leslieschramm6252 2 года назад +2

    I remember being sent for the shopping with my dad. My mum said "We need two loaves this week" It takes five minutes to get up our roadend. My Dad went, "what shopping do we need? " Two Loaves" says I . "Ok" is the reply. We turn left instead of right, drive to a model shop 20 miles away and bought a nice new shiny R/C plane. And I got sent to the baker two doors down for two Loaves. My dad was def not flavour of the week that week. Nice plane though.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      Your Dad’s first mistake was making you an accomplice to the felony… bad planning!

  • @nickbutler7935
    @nickbutler7935 2 года назад +2

    Think I have used all five methods in my time, to varying degrees of success. Now its an extra can if Tuna for 'Damncat' and all is well, until he wants to get up close and personal and help with the kit.

  • @lusty444
    @lusty444 Год назад +1

    What about if your SWMBO who does the household accounts forensically!😬

  • @SimbianMinistry
    @SimbianMinistry 2 года назад +2

    My method for years has been the car boot method, in combination with another hobby.
    For me it's astronomy - I go out with a telescope and other gear....(Model kit is already in the boot). When I get home, the kit comes in with the astronomy gear - Inside another box/bag/case/etc..
    The beauty of this is that the astronomy gear also lives in my hobby room.... So she expects me to be taking stuff in there.
    Could work for any hobby requiring box/bag/case of gear to be taken outside - My mate sneaks stuff in with his fishing gear. 😂

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      Well Bask would be happy if I took up fishing… as long as I brought her home a meal everytime

  • @Andrew-se4tg
    @Andrew-se4tg 2 года назад +1

    Hey Harry! Try to stay warm man!👍

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Yes heater on, warm cloths on too… its really only cold from about 3am to 7am…. once that Aussie sun is up we warm up fast

  • @BobMuir100
    @BobMuir100 Месяц назад

    My dear man it’s so easy just say “…shut up woman, I earn the money so I’ll spend it my way…” What’s simpler than this? You can ask my 2 ex-wives about this method of getting kits in.
    Been single last 12 years so no methods needed…….hooray (???)
    Bob
    England

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  Месяц назад

      Well done Bob… I have never let anyone tell me to stop buying or selling model kits… but so many guys I know cover in fear of the SWMBO

  • @stevenjames8397
    @stevenjames8397 2 года назад +1

    I guess a lot of modelers here have to ask if there marriage is a mother and son relationship.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      I think you’ll find it’s not just modellers, but men in general.. the modern woman has beaten them all into submission.

    • @stevenjames8397
      @stevenjames8397 2 года назад

      @@HarryHoudiniModels Have to disagree. I believe a lot of men have not emotionally let go of their mothers apron strings, and are dependent on a woman telling them what to do. Those that have emotionally let go are not easily manipulated. And these types are the ones a lot of women are interested in.

  • @plan4u56
    @plan4u56 2 года назад +2

    OH AM I SOOOOO GUILTY of this Infraction!!!
    But No matter How I "Hid the model"
    My Beloved Found Out!
    So Now All Models Are Talked thru and Purchased without my "Sneakin Round"
    Load of my shoulders....
    Come On Suck it Up Confess, It only hurts sleeping on the couch for a week....
    Ha Ha
    We Are a Bunch Of Model Sickies!!!!
    NO CURE!!!
    Blessings
    Darrell Killingsworth

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Yes honesty is the best policy… but it is fun being sneaky, until you get caught LOL

    • @plan4u56
      @plan4u56 2 года назад

      yep! buying all the extras with a kit thrown in..Paint glue stuff, How'd that model get in there? Still happens under the radar
      Hmmmmmm,

  • @jasontorre3267
    @jasontorre3267 2 года назад

    Thankfully SWMBO is a bit of an enabler. She dose not mind be holding up in my work room. However I do get a bit of a stink eye now and then for other things I collect. SWMBO is even cool with firearms. So long as all the bills are paid and everything is shipshape.
    My EXSWMBO was exactly as you described. Never let me have any fun. Hence why she is EXSWMBO.

  • @MrHobbit60
    @MrHobbit60 Год назад

    This was absolutely hilarious! Loved every second. Fortunately I have a wife who is a painter and has her own studio, and I have always encouraged her (she's pretty bloody good). I have never questioned the expenditure. So, fair's fair - she has her painting and I have my kits. Works well.

  • @willmansell
    @willmansell 2 года назад +1

    I never understood this. My wife and I pay the bills each month from our pay. We split it based on our salary, I make 15% more, so I pay 15 more. Whatever I have left over is mine to spend as I please, as his hers.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      You have a great marriage Will… sadly a lot of guys still act like little boys and actually think they need to sneak a model kit home. Funny, but true.

    • @willmansell
      @willmansell 2 года назад +1

      @@HarryHoudiniModels I'll count my blessings, keep the videos coming, they are very enjoyable!

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Thanks Will

    • @willmansell
      @willmansell 2 года назад +1

      @@HarryHoudiniModels I should have mentioned educational as well. I found your channel looking for some help on the Constitution. I didn't find it here specifically but I found your videos on the Bounty, which I just happen to have in my stash. I have incorporated most of the scratch you did in my build and will be starting on the rat line tool soon. Without your help this model would not be looking as good. I thank you again.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Great to hear my videos were helpful.. I enjoy making them but never know how they will be received.

  • @foetaltreborus2017
    @foetaltreborus2017 2 года назад +1

    Ha ha yeah

  • @Jeff-cv4qn
    @Jeff-cv4qn 2 года назад +1

    He he

  • @philipratcliffe1408
    @philipratcliffe1408 2 года назад +2

    I always have my hobby room window open to let air circulate, and also allows me to put my new kit into the room by doing it that way and then go in say hi, and go into the hobby room. Plus I Re use my old model boxes by putting the new models in to the old box.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      Always a good idea to vent out those Tamiya Thin fumes

  • @BGsModelWorkshop
    @BGsModelWorkshop 2 года назад +1

    😂

  • @HamilkarBarkasScaleModelling
    @HamilkarBarkasScaleModelling 2 года назад +1

    As hilarious your video is, as crazy it is to me that there are actually such poor bastards out there who struggle with this! Heard a few stories before, serious stuff. Can´t get my head around that. If that is a problem, than the relationship is on a bad footing or/and you just make a fool out of yourself. Man up guys! She has to be afraid of you when she bought some nonsense, not the other way round :D

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      I agree Michael and never carried on like that in any of my relationships… the only time I had to hide models was from my land lady when I was without work and a little behind with the rent. I would buy a small kit (one tenth the cost of my weekly rent) to cheer myself up and give me something to do until work came in, but if she saw this would fly into a rage about my rent being overdue! So I developed the shopping bag method, and paid my rent of course as soon as I could.

    • @HamilkarBarkasScaleModelling
      @HamilkarBarkasScaleModelling 2 года назад +1

      @@HarryHoudiniModels That was risky, i see why the landlady might freak out a bit in such a case :D

  • @guypoole3444
    @guypoole3444 2 года назад +2

    The hardest part is sneaking out the International packaging once the kit is stashed....

  • @markfrench8892
    @markfrench8892 2 года назад +1

    Thank God I'm still single. 😁

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Greatest way to be matey

    • @christophersimmons4179
      @christophersimmons4179 2 года назад +1

      Greetings from the UK harry. my favorite method only works at model shows. you keep a book of raffle tickets in the car and stick one on your new kit, but best of all when asked you say your mate won it but didn't want it so gave it to you. its amazing how lucky I've been over the years. 😊😉🤣🤣😂😂

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      There is a retailer at our model shows who will write you a receipt for any amount that will appease your SWMBO

  • @thejoseph9064
    @thejoseph9064 2 года назад +2

    But honesty and a simple "Hey I did this with my own money." Also works too. Then surprise whoever your S.O. is with something they like or want.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +1

      Great advice

    • @guidor.4161
      @guidor.4161 2 года назад +2

      Great advice but that's going to be a huge expense...I have 500 plus kits in the ol' stash. A piece of jewelry for each of those !? 🤔

    • @thejoseph9064
      @thejoseph9064 2 года назад +1

      @@guidor.4161 I mean, chocolate and whatnot works too. A nice dinner. Help out around the house without being asked. Just remember this though, it's always better to ask forgiveness than it is permission. Just something she wants. I got lucky enough that my current wife also builds model kits and she's less expensive than I am with her preferred manufacturers and kits she likes.

  • @BattleshipOrion
    @BattleshipOrion 2 года назад +1

    Glad I don't have that problem. In this day & age (this will come to haunt me in the future, I'm sure of it) I'd rather be married to my hobby than to someone else. Unless that someone else encourages my hobbies...
    Speaking of being married to a hobby...does planing a 1:72 scale warship count as having a GF at it's current stage of development (transferring a 3d object in a video-game into a CAD program, and making the shape of said ship go from blocky, to hydro-dynamically efficient)?

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      ooops no more favourable Tinder swipes for you matey LOL

  • @captaincharlemagne
    @captaincharlemagne 2 года назад +1

    My method is to wait until my g-ma who is my SWMBO leaves for few days then when the kit comes in I make sure to put the new kit in the box of an older model of the same scale then I make sure I have duplicates of that kit for example inside one of the two 1/700 Renown kit box’s I have there is a resin 1/700 HMS Royal Oak. This way when she sees the box or boxes she is not aware that inside is a completely different model

  • @kencreppin2146
    @kencreppin2146 2 года назад +1

    LMAO, back in my teen years, I used to go kit shopping late in the evening. Before leaving the house, I dropped a small rope with a hook on it out of my 2nd floor window. Come home empty handed, go upstairs, then haul it up......

  • @robertgrimsted877
    @robertgrimsted877 2 года назад +2

    You makes me cry with laughter thanks Harry

  • @matthall143
    @matthall143 2 года назад +1

    Greetings Harry
    from Oxford. You need to approach this in a scientific and strategic way. Even before I married I realised this would be a problem so I carefully observed my girlfriends and scored them - not according to looks, kindness, education etc, but on the things that really matter - lack of attention to detail, little or no interest in what I was doing, etc. This ensured you end up with someone who is less likely to nose around the stash. in terms of sneaking stuff in, I would buy online (no local suppliers) and so I could arrange a day for delivery - a time when she would not be around. I encouraged her to have a regular 'girls-day' when she meets a group of her friends so that they spend most of the day together. NB. It helps to bring together the wives of other modellers so that you all benefit from these 'golden hours' when the parcels can be delivered. The next problem is around the expansion of stash boxes.....there are two possible strategies here - firstly, you can store two kits in one box, thereby halving the number of potential boxes. Secondly, build models - the box is always much bigger than the model, so if you build on a regular basis, you can create space in the stash. A variation of this is to choose to build combinations of kits - 1/35 tanks and 1/72 aircraft. Build the tank, keep the box but stash a number if 1/72 kits in the empty and usually larger tank box.

  • @johnforeman6620
    @johnforeman6620 2 года назад +1

    I was hoping that I would learn a transferable skill but I fear not a lot will work with hiding another motorcycle. I have a friend who only buys black bikes so when he rotates one out for a better (more expensive) one in, his SWMBO will not notice.

  • @brucegibbins3792
    @brucegibbins3792 2 года назад +1

    I don't have problems getting newly purchased kits into the house, never have. Mostly though this is because I almost entirely buy mail order and from overseas suppliers.
    Here's a suggestion of a model building subject to feature in an upcoming show. I remember Model Railroader Magazine publishing a story featuring women who built and operate their own pike. Something like that, but with a local Australian interest, that's if any such female exists over there.
    If not, then an afternoon in front of the heater with Bask the cat ain't a bad way to spend time plotting and scheming the next kit purchase.

  • @lusty444
    @lusty444 Год назад +1

    You have to remember that things work in reverse also.
    My SWMBO handbags and shoes stash for instance!😬

  • @JAFKARNAT
    @JAFKARNAT 2 года назад +1

    Make a big kit which will come in a big box. After finishing the kit KEEP THE BOX and use the big box to store smaller kits.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад +2

      This seems a common solution going by so many comments about the same trick. Good thinking hive mind

  • @joeschenk8400
    @joeschenk8400 2 года назад +1

    Very funny video. In the US we would call it a PSA-Public Service Announcement. I do see a possible problem with number 2, SWMBO might eventually think she has a rival at the grocery store. This could lead to disaster! BTW we do have IGA grocery stores here in the US.

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Just as long as you don’t come home with lipstick on your cheek!

  • @axelvanderminne2124
    @axelvanderminne2124 2 года назад +1

    It’s not the kit it’s the lid you’ve got to sneak into the house. I always walk around with a box full of parts, doesn’t raise any interest. It’s the boxart that gives it away. I still have that crumpled top of the Kettenkrad I smuggled past my mum

  • @ArmourEmpire
    @ArmourEmpire 2 года назад +1

    My good lady believes every kit i buy is circa £20. I find that a good statergy :)

  • @andypellatt7862
    @andypellatt7862 2 года назад +1

    Good ideas there
    Not sure if ANY will work with the 1/200 Hood I have just ordered
    Guess the flower shop is going to do well this month HaHa

    • @HarryHoudiniModels
      @HarryHoudiniModels  2 года назад

      Get a box for the flowers the sane size… then do a sneaky switch-a-roo

  • @docholliday7777
    @docholliday7777 2 года назад

    I sneak my models in the morning before I go to work I leave them in my car my wife is still asleep.

  • @scrag2841
    @scrag2841 2 года назад +1

    I was wondering why you were so cold, then my geography kicked in and I remembered this is the winter time for you Aussie's.

  • @lusty444
    @lusty444 Год назад +1

    Sneaking stuff past the Mrs:Was a big problem this with the first Mrs but nowadays with my current one,whether it be model kits,fishing gear or golf stuff it’s not a problem so long as the bills have been paid,diesel in the motor and food on the table!