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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 2 года назад +2295

    I feel that against 100s, pretty much every challenge that only limits your own moves can eventually be won on time.

    • @meliocurie1809
      @meliocurie1809 2 года назад +212

      It's more entertaining though rather than the impossible challenges that also applies to the opponent.

    • @fghsgh
      @fghsgh 2 года назад +89

      @@meliocurie1809 seeing them analyze what the opponent's intentions could be and manipulating them like that is quite fun to watch, too

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 2 года назад +98

      @@fghsgh That only works for the milder challenges, having him completely tied down because the opponent can end the video whenever just isn't that interesting to watch

    • @jaadmaan8156
      @jaadmaan8156 2 года назад +44

      I feel like if the opponent resigns or runs out of time he should redo it and we would be none the wiser. Every video that gets to a resignation or time run out i am disappointed with

    • @pembi5212
      @pembi5212 2 года назад +8

      Should play on 10 min

  • @the-beggar
    @the-beggar 2 года назад +1386

    I really wanted to see what a sniper checkmate looked like tho but I guess its really hard to pull off

    • @Fahimlol
      @Fahimlol 2 года назад +86

      Ladder mate

    • @Matyanson
      @Matyanson 2 года назад +46

      Let's make it the next challenge then!

    • @gabrielbarros493
      @gabrielbarros493 Год назад +6

      The two rooks, two queens, or rook and queen ladder checkmates are common

  • @GetOverHer3
    @GetOverHer3 2 года назад +424

    Its amazing how these 100s have an urge to attack with their Queen as soon as physically possible and completely forget about her 1 turn later

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 2 года назад +14

      Because at 100, players tend to not see all of the angles the opposing queen has, so it's very easy to blunder a lot of pieces that way. Getting your queen out will sometimes let you just scoop up a knight and rook for free because the knight pawn was left undefended

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 2 года назад +7

      I remember as a beginner I thought I was a genius when I "discovered" the Scandinavian defense. I thought it was amazing that you get your queen out on move two.

    • @inpinksuit
      @inpinksuit Год назад +2

      @@gamemeister27 now its cool to 1.e4 e5 2. Ke2

  • @elithzy
    @elithzy 2 года назад +828

    100 rated chess but you can't say "very aggressive"

  • @whitaker_media
    @whitaker_media 2 года назад +230

    I think I just realized the beauty of that outro music... the melody feels sad when the mission is failed, but at the same time happy when the mission is accomplished 😆

    • @ignotuscapillary8313
      @ignotuscapillary8313 2 года назад +27

      Really? All it ever makes me do is scream JOJOOO!

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 2 года назад +14

      Like all JoJo music, it has atleast two feelings.
      Usually dread and hype, but in this case it's sadness and joy.

  • @giacoros.
    @giacoros. 2 года назад +348

    100 rated chess but you can only use the left side of the board

    • @n484l3iehugtil
      @n484l3iehugtil 2 года назад +8

      Whose left? The queenside?

    • @niveshproag3761
      @niveshproag3761 2 года назад +34

      @@n484l3iehugtil Well yeah queenside obviously

    • @giacoros.
      @giacoros. 2 года назад +7

      yeah queenside*

    • @SofosProject
      @SofosProject 2 года назад +13

      @@giacoros. So basically if they end up in check, they fail.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 2 года назад +5

      A very unimaginative suggestion motivated by what you just saw in this video tbh.

  • @arsenusthearsenalswagus4200
    @arsenusthearsenalswagus4200 2 года назад +460

    Ah at last a challenge that does not require the opponent to "follow" the rules.

    • @blblblblblbl7505
      @blblblblblbl7505 2 года назад +46

      Why do people not like those challenges? I always think the psychological aspect makes it quite entertaining and interesting.

    • @JoseAntonio-qu8nk
      @JoseAntonio-qu8nk 2 года назад +13

      @@blblblblblbl7505 I agree with you, that kind of challenge makes the video have tense moments.

    • @n484l3iehugtil
      @n484l3iehugtil 2 года назад +93

      @@blblblblblbl7505 Because 9 times out of 10 the opponent cuts the video short

    • @artsenor254
      @artsenor254 2 года назад +22

      Honestly, I don't think it's a clear cut. Challenges where the opponent doesn't have to abide by any rule tend to be very easy (as this one was, despite Simp saying he thought it wasn't doable), and challenges where he does sometimes are just unnecessarily hard. There are just good rules and stupid rules in both sides.

    • @toslaw9615
      @toslaw9615 2 года назад +17

      I like challenges when only Simp has to follow the rules because then it's kinda more realistic assuming that the opponents aren't paid actors.

  • @ShummaAwilum
    @ShummaAwilum 2 года назад +40

    I'd be interested to see this one again with more time on the clock

  • @Essutos
    @Essutos 2 года назад +22

    I was afraid he would add "and your opponent" to the challenge, which would make another interesting challenge strictly impossible. Glad he didn't

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 2 года назад +29

    "I didn't even think this challenge was doable". It sounded easier than most of them to me. In this one you weren't constrained to force the opponent do not do certain things. That's MUCH harder, when you're required to do things like make sure they don't move to the g file, or make sure they never move their bishop more than 2 spaces or something.

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 2 года назад +111

    1:38 I solemnly swear. That this guy is not a paid actor XD

    • @yuyeungfung2272
      @yuyeungfung2272 2 года назад +8

      Or at least I didn't pay him

    • @waffluer3961
      @waffluer3961 2 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @danielhoang289
      @danielhoang289 2 года назад

      To be fair the opponent probably thought our knight was just challenging their knight to an exchange, and didn't see it was also attacking the Queen

  • @thelengendofzelda1
    @thelengendofzelda1 2 года назад +47

    Win on time in a daily game

  • @c1ph9r
    @c1ph9r 2 года назад +27

    Quest name: "Choose your side"
    100 rated chess. But your first color complex (dark or light) determines your entire army's stand. Meaning if your first piece or pawn lands on a dark square, all other piece have to land on dark square for the rest of the game.

    • @pheenty
      @pheenty 2 года назад +9

      Poor knights and pawns

    • @Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub
      @Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub 2 года назад +4

      What about the apposite color bishop?

    • @c1ph9r
      @c1ph9r 2 года назад +1

      @@pheenty RIP

    • @c1ph9r
      @c1ph9r 2 года назад +1

      @@Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub Only one bishop survives and be able to move

  • @stephenallen4635
    @stephenallen4635 2 года назад +9

    100 rated chess but you must bongcloud all the way to the opposite site of the board

  • @markomladjenovic
    @markomladjenovic 2 года назад +8

    100 rated, alternate good/best moves with mistake/blunder ones

  • @kingyodah5415
    @kingyodah5415 2 года назад +45

    Chess but your heavy pieces (rooks & queen) can only attack (they are not allowed to defend your king) and your light pieces (pawns, knights, bishops) can only defend (primarily your king, they are not allowed to attack opponent's king)

    • @LeafyGrovyle
      @LeafyGrovyle 2 года назад +5

      so any piece greater (in value) than the king can attack while any piece lower (in value) than the king can protect it?

    • @jeremyready8030
      @jeremyready8030 2 года назад +3

      The king has infinite value?

    • @imonor7102
      @imonor7102 2 года назад +4

      I think the value of a king is 3.5

  • @nickbrennan9807
    @nickbrennan9807 Год назад +1

    Someone: *holds up a bank*
    Simp: “very aggressive.”

  • @BeastMaster-ow8yx
    @BeastMaster-ow8yx 2 года назад +37

    Can you do longer time so we can see you win without relying on the opponent running out of time?

  • @breadsticck808
    @breadsticck808 2 года назад

    "doesn't actually have much affection as it usually do"

  • @andy120195
    @andy120195 2 года назад +1

    Chess, but all of your pieces and pawns must stay in the half of the board they started in.
    (by half, I mean a+b+c+d files and e+f+g+h files)

  • @pierres6110
    @pierres6110 2 года назад

    The very agressive and ha-ha get me everytime

  • @petemagnuson7357
    @petemagnuson7357 2 года назад +30

    I wonder how many of these games explore a never-before-seen board state, and how quickly one is reached.
    High level games probably have 10s of moves of theory and variations and past games, but these surely go off the rails in the opening right?

  • @pathwaytousername
    @pathwaytousername 2 года назад +1

    "the plan is simple..."

  • @callmeandoru2627
    @callmeandoru2627 Год назад

    The same thing but instead of ur pieces, u now have to keep ur opponent’s pieces from crossing the line

  • @autumnalbreeze8677
    @autumnalbreeze8677 2 года назад +1

    Chess, but you can only move your pawns. If you capture an enemy piece or pawn with a pawn of yours, you can play normally for the next 5 turns.

  • @JustARandomMexican
    @JustARandomMexican 2 года назад +2

    Really fun one, worth a revisit sometime

  • @sorryeverafter523
    @sorryeverafter523 2 года назад

    I love every time when he says "or NOT"

  • @flixman_origins5035
    @flixman_origins5035 Год назад

    Chess, but its pawn day,your pieces (and pawns obviously) can only move one square per turn, except on their first move

  • @lional4898
    @lional4898 2 года назад

    You don't invade you proceed with "special chess operation"

  • @p1njer
    @p1njer 2 года назад +2

    Chess,but when u kill something,u must kill others on every move

  • @moregirl4585
    @moregirl4585 Год назад

    100 rated chess but your pieces, not decided whether and pawns, always connect

  • @MrTohawk
    @MrTohawk 2 года назад +6

    those should really be rapid games and not blitz

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo 2 года назад

      I don't even understand how can there be so many people that play blitz while being 100 rated.

  • @andretimpa
    @andretimpa 2 года назад

    1:48 I approve this new plan

  • @ForumArcade
    @ForumArcade 2 года назад +1

    Chess, but you can't move the pieces which start on the right (or left, doesn't really matter) side of the board.

  • @ahbraveconscript997
    @ahbraveconscript997 2 года назад

    chess but you alternate between playing the best move you can find and roleplaying as 100 elo move.

  • @disqord3416
    @disqord3416 2 года назад +2

    Maybe you could do one where your pieces and pawns are separated from one another by the vertical center line. So everything Queen’s side stays on Queen’s side and King’s side stays on King’s.

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 2 года назад +5

    You know, I think a lot of your opponents don't REALIZE that you set up a timed game with so little time on the clock. This one definitely didn't realize he only had 3 minutes total. You should put more time on the clock for some of them at least.

  • @since1876
    @since1876 2 года назад

    I'd like to see this on a longer clock

  • @CharlesPanigeo
    @CharlesPanigeo 2 года назад +1

    Chess, but pieces (and pawns) must stay on the side they started on. I.e queen side pieces must stay on the queen side, etc.

  • @toslaw9615
    @toslaw9615 2 года назад +2

    100 rated chess, but you have to let your opponent win by checkmate but you cannot get checkmated within first 10 moves.

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 2 года назад

    I predict he'll say this is either very interesting or very challenging

  • @CalebS1330
    @CalebS1330 2 года назад

    Chess but you cannot move any piece in a quadrant that your opponent moved a piece in on their last turn

  • @yyeeeyyyey8802
    @yyeeeyyyey8802 2 года назад

    Chess, but the diference in the amount of pieces in the white squares vs in black squares must never be greater than 2

  • @knobhack
    @knobhack 2 года назад

    Alternative title: 100 chess but opponent doesn't have oil

  • @TitusRex
    @TitusRex 2 года назад +1

    Chess but your pieces cannot move back, only forwards or sideways. (probably impossible)

  • @binarycat1237
    @binarycat1237 2 года назад +1

    "that blunders a woman"

  • @willsenay
    @willsenay 2 года назад

    Chess, but you can only move your pieces to dark squares

  • @antoine8278
    @antoine8278 2 года назад

    I always see the boomer caracter from Millenia Thinker when I hear that voice.

  • @lecreeperweeb4813
    @lecreeperweeb4813 2 года назад

    chess but you can only move a piece if your opponent has already moved it (the mirrored one)

  • @satwiksahu486
    @satwiksahu486 2 года назад

    100 rated chess but you have to make your opponent resign

  • @iliblock
    @iliblock 2 года назад +2

    Chess but the objective is a stalemate

    • @Wtahc
      @Wtahc 2 года назад

      no

    • @iliblock
      @iliblock 2 года назад

      @@Wtahc why not lol

  • @derAlphabet
    @derAlphabet 2 года назад

    Now use the other half-way line

  • @Tathanic
    @Tathanic 2 года назад

    100 rated chess but you get checkmate or checkmated with pawns.

  • @sethmiller5163
    @sethmiller5163 2 года назад

    Best one I've seen yet.

  • @michaelabere6770
    @michaelabere6770 2 года назад

    100 rated chess but the engine +/- bar can only read in your favor on a checkmate

  • @Katakuri
    @Katakuri 2 года назад

    “That blunders a woman”. I am shook

  • @kingyodah5415
    @kingyodah5415 2 года назад

    Chess but pieces from your a-d column can move only within these columns, likewise pieces from e-h column. If any of your pieces is forced to move to other half of board then video ends.

  • @MrJSyer
    @MrJSyer 2 года назад +12

    This challenge would be a little bit more interesting if there was more time. It would make the sniper checkmate more plausible while also forcing Simp to deal with long range attacks.

  • @Blockschrott
    @Blockschrott 2 года назад

    100 rated chess but your Pawns and Pieces can only move one space at a time

  • @terraria9961
    @terraria9961 2 года назад

    100 rated chess but you have to mate only when you are down 5 points of material

  • @AhmedHassan-pi5ol
    @AhmedHassan-pi5ol 2 года назад

    chess but u have to castle mate

  • @sarahlally5111
    @sarahlally5111 2 года назад +1

    It's no fun to see it end just due to time

  • @merdishakki
    @merdishakki 2 года назад

    The challenge said "Chess", not 3 minutes blitz...

  • @theepicebin5509
    @theepicebin5509 2 года назад +1

    1:41, technically since pawns can promote to a “women”, they are also women, and since pawns can promote to any other piece, then all pieces and pawns (except the king) are also “women”

  • @eclipsor7080
    @eclipsor7080 2 года назад

    In other words, this is chess, but self-defense is forced.

  • @TheTuneAce
    @TheTuneAce 2 года назад

    Gameplan from the beginning: play solid until opponent resigns or flags. Easy win

  • @Keldor314
    @Keldor314 2 года назад

    What I don't understand is how the analysis says you only made 1 blunder, but 0 mistakes in all of that, despite the restrictions of the challenge.

    • @oenrn
      @oenrn 2 года назад

      Pawn sacrifices were book gambits.

  • @HoldenRoblox
    @HoldenRoblox Год назад

    so only one strat and that is make the opponent resign or run out of time

  • @OtepRalloma
    @OtepRalloma 2 года назад

    Helms Deep but chess

  • @gunoorpog7139
    @gunoorpog7139 2 года назад

    2000 rated chess, and the challenge is you have to win

  • @Skel_fgc
    @Skel_fgc 2 года назад

    10 minute chess, but if you don’t win by checkmate in Blitz time from your clock, the video ends.

    • @crowreligion
      @crowreligion 2 года назад

      You can just blunder 5 minutes in the opening

    • @Skel_fgc
      @Skel_fgc 2 года назад +1

      @@crowreligion I coulda worded it better for sure, dunno what I was thinking. Lemme try it again. 10 minute chess game, but you’re playing blitz. If you don’t win by checkmate before your clock hits 7:00, the video ends

  • @EdwardChan.999
    @EdwardChan.999 2 года назад

    I was just thinking of this challenge and it is already made👍🏻

  • @Arachisage
    @Arachisage 2 года назад

    100 rated chess but you have to castle check or castle mate

  • @sisigpapi
    @sisigpapi Год назад

    “That blunders a woman”

  • @ember3579
    @ember3579 2 года назад

    This wasn't so much a question of if you could do it but if your opponent would LET you do it. Still well fun though. I'm kinda curious if any of the peeps you play occasionally find the vids they show up in.

  • @GreylanderTV
    @GreylanderTV 2 года назад

    Try this: any previous 100 rated Chess challenge, but you are a coward unless you inform your opponent of your restrictions. Twice: (1) before the game starts; (2) the first time the restrictions force an obvious bad move or prevent an obvious best move, preceded by "See? I lose if [...insert violation of restriction here...]. If you break a rule: send message "Oops, that was against the rules! But at least I am not a coward" & resign. If your opponent violates a constraint, send message: "Well played. But at least I am not a coward." & resign.
    Who's the coward now?

  • @Rudy137
    @Rudy137 2 года назад

    okay cool but why at the start of the game there is game end sound

  • @niko1273
    @niko1273 2 года назад

    100 rated chess, but if the opponents blunders a piece (not pawn, not king), you can't take that piece for the rest of the game

  • @dogssirbot8759
    @dogssirbot8759 2 года назад

    100 rated chess but your queen is now your king

  • @gummy2bear358
    @gummy2bear358 Год назад

    omg its the river in chinese chess

  • @noideawhatever
    @noideawhatever 2 года назад

    Is it even possible to mate from your side of the board lol

  • @dash_r_media
    @dash_r_media 2 года назад

    Chess, but your moves must spell words by the files you chose. For a sample:
    1 c4 Nf6 (C)
    2 a3 g6 (A)
    3 g3 Bg7 (G)
    4 e3 e6 (E)
    You've spelled CAGE. All of your moves must do that.

  • @lcdoesthings
    @lcdoesthings 2 года назад

    You do nice videos and all, but I would love just unedited footage of chess games, even if it wont give many views, It would be cool

  • @Nirv2267
    @Nirv2267 2 года назад +5

    100 rated chess but you must move pieces(not pawn or king) in sequence knight>bishop>rook>queen

  • @fieryimmortal
    @fieryimmortal 2 года назад

    How about 100 rated chess, but you have to checkmate your opponent while every square around his king that you controll is because of a piece that is on the edge of the board that is furthest away from his king.

  • @ManuCel_
    @ManuCel_ 2 года назад

    What a interesting title

  • @skyova
    @skyova 2 года назад

    Play this. First you must swap your king and woman position, then your two rook from a1-d2 also h1-e2, swap your horshess from g1-b1. if one of them get captures first u fail/video ends

  • @paston6910
    @paston6910 2 года назад

    Chess, but you can never play the best move. (Excellent, great, brilliant moves are also ok.)

  • @meustudyatschool7747
    @meustudyatschool7747 2 года назад +1

    doable? 🤣

  • @The_Noob.0
    @The_Noob.0 2 года назад

    How do you play with 100 rated acc

  • @myrtasz1036
    @myrtasz1036 Год назад

    2:11 coward.

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 2 года назад

    Now win it with 10 minutes;P

  • @mauijttewaal
    @mauijttewaal 2 года назад

    Longer time control plz!

  • @ndgoliberty
    @ndgoliberty 2 года назад

    gotta do this at 200

  • @icarojose6316
    @icarojose6316 2 года назад

    Challenge. Win against someone who has more than 500

  • @scipio6142
    @scipio6142 2 года назад

    Yeah let’s go nix!

  • @meliocurie1809
    @meliocurie1809 2 года назад

    Should be a 15 mins rapid with increments or at least make it 10 mins Rapid :/.

  • @husaynqatlish9484
    @husaynqatlish9484 2 года назад

    The song name?

  • @bowhunter8532
    @bowhunter8532 2 года назад

    How is it possible to actually be 100 rated?

  • @gregoryzelevinsky9837
    @gregoryzelevinsky9837 2 года назад

    This seemed to be too easy for you. Do the same thing, but you can only use the first 3 ranks, that should limit you enough to make it a challenge