The Polar Express explained by an idiot

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @nicholasf6047
    @nicholasf6047 11 месяцев назад +7351

    “Babe, we have to watch the new High Boi video before opening presents”

    • @Pureified
      @Pureified 11 месяцев назад +71

      Literally me rn

    • @roshkos
      @roshkos 11 месяцев назад +49

      When you opend all your present already 💀

    • @alicedodobirb2808
      @alicedodobirb2808 11 месяцев назад +15

      Opening presents rn lmao

    • @Dualfiji
      @Dualfiji 11 месяцев назад +8

      Same here

    • @kellenthemelon226
      @kellenthemelon226 11 месяцев назад +18

      What's a babe? 😔

  • @JokerTheViking
    @JokerTheViking 11 месяцев назад +756

    Fun fact: a few scenes, usually wide shots, the Polar Express has over 12 carts.
    In the beginning the train was suppose to have double the amount of carts, but they changed it during production. At this point, multiple scenes had already been worked on for months. They decided not to redo it as it would cost too much money.
    You could argue that they lost some kids on the way to the North Pole.

  • @CallsignReaper_
    @CallsignReaper_ 11 месяцев назад +3370

    Watching High Boi after opening gifts and talking with family feels like a fever dream 💀

  • @rinkothelad
    @rinkothelad 11 месяцев назад +155

    For those wondering, the reason that 9:50 happens is because blue shirt kid says “Are you sure”. This is important because every time someone asks the girl that, she freezes up. It’s meant to be a big character development moment but yeah, that’s why her ticket says “lead”
    Edit: Another cool fact about this movie is that 10:33 is the only time a character is expressly (pun intended) named. Only other time I can think of is when all the kids are lining up outside the train to meet Santa. The conductor calls out a kid named Liam or something similar.

    • @stevensonsteven5965
      @stevensonsteven5965 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah but still kind of a dumb scene nonetheless. They did it in the middle of an alley, like why?

    • @sandyr5407
      @sandyr5407 10 месяцев назад

      Wasn't the Lead ticket girl named Sarah?

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 10 месяцев назад

      @@sandyr5407 maybe? Idk. I haven’t seen it in a while.

    • @DragonSong5
      @DragonSong5 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@sandyr5407Nah, she was Hero Girl. Sarah was Hero Boy’s sister.

  • @liamn.watson4867
    @liamn.watson4867 11 месяцев назад +4072

    I remember the animation looking so much better when I used to watch this. I actually thought it was live action.

    • @kidsmoomaw9303
      @kidsmoomaw9303 11 месяцев назад +112

      hahaha imagine... RELATABLE

    • @AbdelftahZowail
      @AbdelftahZowail 11 месяцев назад +111

      And monster house too

    • @Freckle_McMurray
      @Freckle_McMurray 11 месяцев назад +39

      Adult cats have 30 teeth while kittens have 26 :3

    • @quest-cequecesttonvisage
      @quest-cequecesttonvisage 11 месяцев назад +38

      yeah me too, I thought it was real, but looking back at it, it looks soo creepy

    • @LeroxYT
      @LeroxYT 11 месяцев назад +1

      True

  • @darkwowplayer
    @darkwowplayer 11 месяцев назад +370

    High Boi not realizing that blue robe kid couldn't see santa because he didn't believe yet and not because of flawed movie logic was kinda surprising, he's usually on top of that stuff

    • @NickJrQuiachon
      @NickJrQuiachon 5 месяцев назад +22

      Well he *IS* high though

    • @igor_kossov
      @igor_kossov 5 месяцев назад +18

      But that is flawed logic. How can he not perceive Santa, when he perceives all of Santa's trappings: elves, gift sack, giant magic sled, harnessed to a bunch of reindeer, inside a magical industrial toy factory on the north pole. But seeing Santa is apparently a step too far, even though he's aware that literally everyone around him sees Santa. It's dumb and deserves all of HB's mockery.

    • @darkwowplayer
      @darkwowplayer 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@igor_kossov Movie logic

    • @therealwisemysticaltree
      @therealwisemysticaltree 3 месяца назад +1

      @@darkwowplayer and a bit of dream logic i guess??

  • @koing4193
    @koing4193 11 месяцев назад +971

    I like how the parents dont believe in Santa but there are presents that they didn't put under the tree or even knew about not even questioning why there is a broken bell

    • @suzh1983
      @suzh1983 11 месяцев назад +34

      Exactly bruh

    • @sinjinreed2091
      @sinjinreed2091 11 месяцев назад +204

      Excuse you, Santa implants the parents with false memories of buying those toys and takes money out of their bank accounts to cover his tracks. He then uses this money to pay for his elves-did you think Santa was doing all of this for free?

    • @mr.deadpool2457
      @mr.deadpool2457 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@sinjinreed2091 if the money goes to paying the elves... yeah?

    • @xPRODIGYxGAMER
      @xPRODIGYxGAMER 11 месяцев назад +26

      I mean... If your kid got a random present addressed to them by Santa planted under the tree that you don't remember buying are you telling me you'd start believing in Santa? Because if so I'd call you an idiot.
      I'd probably have assumed someone broke into my house to plant a Christmas present for some weird ass reason.

    • @SunilNmb
      @SunilNmb 11 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@xPRODIGYxGAMERThat's literally what santa is. some random lad who breaks into your house to plant presents for some weird reason

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 11 месяцев назад +44

    This holds a special place in my heart 'cause my school did a popcorn sale thing that my class won by a landslide. Basically we got the day off, got to watch Polar Express and at the start of the movie we had an all access snackbar of hotdogs, corndogs, nachos and popcorn. The school even got us that super salty liquid butter stuff and best of all - a hot chocolate machine. We drank hot chocolate and ate theater food while watching Polar Express so naturally I have super fond memories. Sitting there with a hotdog, corndog, a buttery small bucket of popcorn I drenched in that butter stuff and a big cup of hot cocoa.

  • @mallios13
    @mallios13 11 месяцев назад +2440

    Highboi: "AKCHUALLY, THIS TRAIN CAN'T DO NONE OF THIS SHIT BECAUSE STEEL AND ICE DON'T WORK THAT WAY"
    Highboi when Akchtually Kid begins literally doing the same: "This kid starts saying stupid shit, causing the lead kid to ignore him."
    Nice deflection there.

    • @smugloozr2524
      @smugloozr2524 11 месяцев назад +59

      When i Was a dumbass kid i swear i thought this was real. I could not believe my Parents when They said this Was not real

    • @overpoweredsteamproduction513
      @overpoweredsteamproduction513 11 месяцев назад +65

      As a train nerd, I love that scene despite how unrealistic it is lol

    • @lawlessofarabia
      @lawlessofarabia 11 месяцев назад +9

      REAL AS FUCK

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@overpoweredsteamproduction513please get a real hobby. Like fishing or something.

    • @hencethebeetroot
      @hencethebeetroot 11 месяцев назад +36

      @@yeoldeseawitch says the guy watching youtube on christmas

  • @mr.expunged6040
    @mr.expunged6040 11 месяцев назад +21

    11:51 I watched this movie yesterday and when I saw this part I wondered exactly what High Boi would say about this part. Now I have my answer.

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 11 месяцев назад +1618

    This is weird, but when I watched this movie as a kid, I kept thinking to myself, "Man, I can't imagine how I'd go through all of this in just my pajamas". If nothing else, I'm thankful to this movie for motivating me to buy a bathrobe when I was only, like, 8

    • @johannesg8959
      @johannesg8959 11 месяцев назад +57

      same bro... it motivated me to invest on Nvidia

    • @cainster
      @cainster 11 месяцев назад +21

      And what if the kid slept in the nude? Awkward.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 11 месяцев назад +20

      @@cainsterI don’t think any kid does

    • @cainster
      @cainster 11 месяцев назад

      @@LavroseRovender Then you are an idiot. Merry Christmas.

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 11 месяцев назад +4

      pffft
      I bought my first bathrobe when I was 5.

  • @fruitylicks1464
    @fruitylicks1464 11 месяцев назад +15

    Bro 'I'm not paying 13 quid' is so iconic.
    W content and Merry Christmas

  • @TheWildcaller24
    @TheWildcaller24 11 месяцев назад +395

    4:19 That instrument is actually called a "hurdy-gurdy", but "electric boogaloo" sounds equally as fitting.

    • @tobiasvilainnewman3569
      @tobiasvilainnewman3569 11 месяцев назад +38

      Does this imply the existence of an acoustic boogaloo?

    • @GoobyGoober-ho1ls
      @GoobyGoober-ho1ls 11 месяцев назад +13

      You sound like the AKSHUALLY kid

    • @brandondowell3406
      @brandondowell3406 11 месяцев назад +5

      One of the best sounding instruments in my opinion

    • @GoobyGoober-ho1ls
      @GoobyGoober-ho1ls 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@TheWildcaller24 dw dude I was just kidding. That was a cool fact, for the record

    • @achingforstrength
      @achingforstrength 2 месяца назад

      ​@@tobiasvilainnewman3569 I think so 🤔

  • @theonetheonlygamimgpanda5013
    @theonetheonlygamimgpanda5013 11 месяцев назад +57

    This actually just made my christmas I didn't have anyone to celebrate with but waking up and seeing this video posted is the best gift I could ask for. Thank you and I hope you have a great Christmas.

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 11 месяцев назад +4

      Merry Christmas.

    • @xoFyxoL
      @xoFyxoL 11 месяцев назад +3

      From a stranger on the internet I hope that you've had the best Christmas possible dude!!!

    • @aidanm.1683
      @aidanm.1683 11 месяцев назад +3

      merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 11 месяцев назад +297

    I imagine the reason why the Elves immediately start partying after Santa fucks off is because they've been working 16 hour shifts for the whole year to make all these presents for every kid on Earth and this is literally their only day off.

    • @cainster
      @cainster 11 месяцев назад +11

      Well, but, the thing is, they don't even come in until September...

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 8 месяцев назад +7

      I think according to the santa lore the elves dont really work that long either. I mean kids start writing to santa usually on november. I think those elves are jobless for most of the year unless they have side jobs like helping the easter bunny or some shi.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 8 месяцев назад +2

      CHRISTMAS TIME IS KILLING US!

    • @Gaminginvrrr
      @Gaminginvrrr Месяц назад

      they’re on mappa time

  • @funnel_fish
    @funnel_fish 11 месяцев назад +78

    1:23 that kid is wrong on several points. he says that the train was build by Baldwin Works in 1931, but it was actually built by Lima Works for the Pere Marquette Railway in 1941, and Pere Marquette was purchased by Chespeake and Ohio whih became the Chessie System. Since steam got replaced by diesel in the 1950s, the train was put in a yard and was restored in the 1970s and is today used for heritage service. So i guess i am that kid, but with more train knowledge.

    • @overpoweredsteamproduction513
      @overpoweredsteamproduction513 11 месяцев назад +5

      Are you challenging me?

    • @BowlofColdSoup
      @BowlofColdSoup 11 месяцев назад +11

      There's a reason his lesson was learn.
      He was like a redditor, say facts about studies he read, when in reality, he just read the headline of the article.

    • @sgx9874
      @sgx9874 10 месяцев назад +4

      "I'm you, but better"...

    • @doggolover9063
      @doggolover9063 5 месяцев назад +2

      🤓

  • @coalmine8350
    @coalmine8350 11 месяцев назад +140

    I remember watching this in a movie theater with my father, it is such a great memory.

  • @22XERO22
    @22XERO22 11 месяцев назад +66

    I'm surprised High Boi didn't mention the fact that Blue Robe kid got picked up by the Polar Express to visit Santa to start believing again when he stopped, but his sister didn't.

    • @blakemcmillan5680
      @blakemcmillan5680 6 месяцев назад +8

      It’s cuz his sister never did stop , she was just unsure/questioning it because her brother was and most younger siblings want to be like their big brother/sister

  • @dbboy2133
    @dbboy2133 11 месяцев назад +239

    One of my favorite childhood Christmas movies. Thanks for making the Holidays a bit more comical for us bro.👍

    • @Argaitlam
      @Argaitlam 11 месяцев назад +1

      You're psychotic if you like this movie.

    • @TherandomshitstormerCXVII
      @TherandomshitstormerCXVII 11 месяцев назад +26

      @@Argaitlamyour an absolute sheep if you don’t

    • @garfield9150
      @garfield9150 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Argaitlam wdym why

    • @dbboy2133
      @dbboy2133 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Argaitlam yes.

    • @Madaseter
      @Madaseter 11 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Argaitlamlil bro got scared as kid when be watched the movie 💀

  • @MadHax-wt5tl
    @MadHax-wt5tl 11 месяцев назад +51

    It's probably just me, but my favourite joke in this was 9:46

    • @Jeb_fry
      @Jeb_fry 3 месяца назад +4

      Mine is at 12:12

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Jeb_fry Actually....! I think you just changed my mind.

    • @mashpotato1122
      @mashpotato1122 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Jeb_fry For sure 🤣

  • @harliv999
    @harliv999 11 месяцев назад +148

    12:12 i completely saw that coming but still lost my shit lmfao

    • @Yani-Mari
      @Yani-Mari 11 месяцев назад +15

      😂😂😭 bro read everyone’s mind

    • @HelpImtheyoungestchild
      @HelpImtheyoungestchild 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Yani-Mari nah bet, when my birthday

  • @timoconnell5804
    @timoconnell5804 11 месяцев назад +78

    "young man?"
    "yeah?!"
    "shut the fuck up"
    lmao I was NOT ready for that 😂

  • @diw9046
    @diw9046 11 месяцев назад +52

    That top gear clip caught me off guard 😂😂 1:57

  • @poqii
    @poqii 11 месяцев назад +40

    The fucking Santa and annoying kid dialogue GOT ME 😭😭😭😭😭 12:19

  • @pizzahunter1717
    @pizzahunter1717 11 месяцев назад +114

    I literally watched this like a day or two ago with my friend and i was like "if high boi had a summary on this movie, i would show it" what a coindidence

  • @freshtea228
    @freshtea228 11 месяцев назад +5

    Short explanation on the Lake Drift scene: you controll drift angle with speed, braking and accelerating. If we persume the train was "drifting" on the ice due to it having no grip at all the steering via brake and speed up makes total sense.

  • @supersolier0028
    @supersolier0028 11 месяцев назад +438

    Still my favorite christmas movie, the puppets creep me out, i want a ticket for this train and the train itself is fucking awesome
    Plus they have one of the most badass scenes ever, the drifting on the giant frozen lake, truly a masterpiece

    • @dantecontreras887
      @dantecontreras887 11 месяцев назад

      @budget-20>:(

    • @envi1108
      @envi1108 11 месяцев назад +1

      Masterpiece? Bruh

    • @Sacknut15
      @Sacknut15 11 месяцев назад

      @@envi1108bruh

    • @dominomachines1872
      @dominomachines1872 11 месяцев назад +14

      those engineers were cooler than fast and furious

    • @BowlofColdSoup
      @BowlofColdSoup 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@envi1108 Could you inform us of a better christmas movie?
      The only one I can think about is the Home alone series.

  • @_AK-47.
    @_AK-47. 11 месяцев назад +36

    5:20 the meme tho 📸🤨

  • @diegoxavier9107
    @diegoxavier9107 11 месяцев назад +91

    I always like when they make Santa just this like massive 8' tall man in Christmas movies. Klaus did it, Rise of the Guardians did it...just adds to the otherworldliness I guess. Also it's funny to imagine a physically imposing jacked old guy with a name like Chris Kringle

    • @Spoinkus
      @Spoinkus 11 месяцев назад +9

      Klaus was a great movie

    • @thunder_wolf23
      @thunder_wolf23 10 месяцев назад +6

      Santa was also Russian in Rise of the Guardians. Adds to the imposing figure

    • @Wandering_Dwarf
      @Wandering_Dwarf 10 месяцев назад +5

      Man, I fucking love rise of the guardians. I grew up on that shit.

  • @q-miiproductions878
    @q-miiproductions878 11 месяцев назад +21

    5:57 Yes, caribou is a deer species. In fact, they’re just wild reindeer.

    • @SniffyBoi-o3q
      @SniffyBoi-o3q 3 месяца назад +2

      All reindeer are wild.
      No such thing as a domestic reindeer.
      Caribou are reindeer.

    • @joshuafrimpong244
      @joshuafrimpong244 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@SniffyBoi-o3q well aksually 🤓

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 11 месяцев назад +165

    High Boi is like a barn cat that visits you after a long time, makes you happy and leaves

    • @r7ne
      @r7ne 11 месяцев назад +3

      the fuck does that even mean

    • @marceauberthe
      @marceauberthe 11 месяцев назад

      ​@WATER_MELON_MEMES He is everywhere i see

    • @Lazy_Tim
      @Lazy_Tim 11 месяцев назад +1

      Haven't you got somewhere else to be?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Lazy_Tim
      No

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 11 месяцев назад +20

    10:00 this scene was "dramatic" because blue robe kid always made her feel unsure due to always asking her "are you sure" to which she lost confidence. She finally was confident

  • @Rogue_Speed
    @Rogue_Speed 11 месяцев назад +15

    1:50 amazing show, still to this day. Gotta watch that episode again

    • @Woodiegamin643-we7ss
      @Woodiegamin643-we7ss 4 месяца назад +2

      What show is this scene from

    • @Rogue_Speed
      @Rogue_Speed 4 месяца назад

      @@Woodiegamin643-we7ss Top gear. India special.

    • @Stick-Toons-508
      @Stick-Toons-508 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Woodiegamin643-we7ss top gear (or The grand tour)

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch 11 месяцев назад +4

    This was my favorite Christmas movie as a kid, so much so that my aunt got me a bigass remote-controlled Polar Express train set that I’d play with all the time. I used to take it out to the frozen ponds near our house and put the train on the tracks and try to imitate the scene with the train on the ice and it’d always fail (for obvious reasons). Good memories.

  • @ChaddyTheGamer
    @ChaddyTheGamer 11 месяцев назад +27

    i was peacefully watching youtube tv and i saw this video and RUSHED to my computer. it really feels like a crime to be THIS early to videos. also just wanted to say im a big fan. your humor is the best kind of dark humor. it doesnt sound like your trying to be "cool" and "edgy" which makes your videos fun to watch and your commentary makes the movies 100x better, your videos always make me laugh :)

    • @ChaddyTheGamer
      @ChaddyTheGamer 11 месяцев назад

      my eyes also tricked me and i thought the youtube icon was saying cornhub and i was like "holy shit i just commented on some random pornhub video" 😀

    • @johannesg8959
      @johannesg8959 11 месяцев назад

      bro rushed

    • @ChaddyTheGamer
      @ChaddyTheGamer 11 месяцев назад

      @@johannesg8959yup lmfao

  • @rashido_grey
    @rashido_grey 11 месяцев назад +6

    This is one of my favorite movies :) The author of The Polar Express, Chris Van Allsburg, is from my home town Grand Rapids Michigan, which is where blue robe kid is picked up. He also wrote the wrote Jumanji and Zathura.

  • @dragonthesharkyt
    @dragonthesharkyt 11 месяцев назад +7

    8:51 There's an elf with literally no animations. Just G-mod T-pose gliding his way through the crowd. Center cluster, very back. You're welcome

  • @grandmasterinkstone380
    @grandmasterinkstone380 11 месяцев назад +12

    9:55 - When I was far younger, yes, I thought the dramatic pause was unwarranted. But after watching it again, it's actually supposed to showcase her growth. Earlier when Blue Coat was thrown into the coal by the hobo bro he discovers the girl was temporarily placed in charge of the train. Soon after, the real locomotive drivers call for them to stop the train. This scene showcases the girl's hesitance by covering her face in fear after blue robe asks her "Are you sure?" when she tells him which one is the break, showcasing her lack of confidence, or leadership as the movie so kindly points out on her ticket at the end.
    Now, the two plus Billy Bob Boi are in an alley with the girl in front leading the way. Of course, blue coat once again asks "Are you sure?" To which we see her improved leadership in action by having her reply "Absolutely."
    TL;DR, Character Growth between two scenes showcasing the girl. Though I do admit the pause should not have been that long.

  • @viperz3r016
    @viperz3r016 11 месяцев назад +6

    Fun fact for High Boi: the locomotive was inspired by the Pere Marquette No.1225, which is now used for excursions around Christmas time in Michigan.

    • @overpoweredsteamproduction513
      @overpoweredsteamproduction513 11 месяцев назад +4

      To add on to this, the main reason for the inspiration was that the writer used to play on this locomotive as a boy when it was on display in a park! And since the number was 1225 the date of Christmas obviously you nob he wrote a story about it. This sold well, and since people recognized the locomotive, it allowed for a group of college students and train enthusiasts the chance to restore the locomotive to operation for tourist trains, which you can still do to this day 😉

  • @Darth_Barnaby
    @Darth_Barnaby 11 месяцев назад +15

    It was originally supposed to be 100% voiced by Tom Hanks, to make it feel like hes reading a story, but he thought it was too draining to do all the voices

  • @AdrianRodriguez-mb2he
    @AdrianRodriguez-mb2he 11 месяцев назад +8

    A high boi upload is the best gift

  • @Spikethealligator
    @Spikethealligator 11 месяцев назад +23

    1:30 fun fact: this is an actual toy shop and it was very popular

    • @GeorgieBR07
      @GeorgieBR07 9 месяцев назад +2

      Dose it still exist?

    • @Spikethealligator
      @Spikethealligator 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@GeorgieBR07 nope it was defunct in 1987

    • @GeorgieBR07
      @GeorgieBR07 9 месяцев назад

      @@Spikethealligator Damm

    • @GeorgieBR07
      @GeorgieBR07 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Spikethealligator damm

  • @ImTired009
    @ImTired009 11 месяцев назад +16

    “Then the concept of stranger danger gets throughly domestically abused and thrown into the dust” Had me and bro dying

  • @jimreaper1337
    @jimreaper1337 11 месяцев назад +12

    I love how Highboi establishes that this is all taking place in a dream... But then proceeds to get more and more wound up with all the logical inconsistencies 👌😂🤣

  • @buwerohide8505
    @buwerohide8505 11 месяцев назад +142

    It is only possible to understand the plot completely if you are high too 💀

    • @exhanfxancis9808
      @exhanfxancis9808 11 месяцев назад +4

      The plot still don’t make sense 💀 the whole movie pisses me off they are so dumb

    • @suzh1983
      @suzh1983 11 месяцев назад

      Ikr like why tf did you go on top of the train instead of through it

    • @exhanfxancis9808
      @exhanfxancis9808 11 месяцев назад

      @@suzh1983 not even that why is there personalities so bad especially that kid they stop the train for didn’t even say thanks wtf

  • @kreepermini7205
    @kreepermini7205 11 месяцев назад +6

    2:30 my school big band played 'hot chocolate' it was such a fun song

  • @kidsmoomaw9303
    @kidsmoomaw9303 11 месяцев назад +16

    "The entire concept of stranger danger gets thoroughly domestically abused and thrown in the dirt"- High Boi Dec. 25 2023 at 1:00 exactly

  • @Grrk_Jr
    @Grrk_Jr 11 месяцев назад +14

    7:35 I’m gonna be the “Ackchyually” guy and say that both wheels are turning and that, throwing out that the train wouldn’t be getting enough traction, the driver is reversing and driving the wheels forward to get left and right motion and that is technically possible but not for a massive steam locomotive. Also, the train hitting that ice cold water underneath the ice would’ve blown the steam pipes in the boiler and created an explosion that would destroy the train.

  • @Blackops6official
    @Blackops6official 11 месяцев назад +29

    ✨iS tHat rACist? ProBablY wHAt eVer✨ had me dying

    • @The_Hungarian_T-55
      @The_Hungarian_T-55 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro I was just scrolling through the comments and as soon as he said that I saw your comment 😭

    • @Blackops6official
      @Blackops6official 4 месяца назад +1

      @@The_Hungarian_T-55 lol

  • @obiejerusalem8587
    @obiejerusalem8587 11 месяцев назад +1

    A new High Boi video on Christmas?
    This is the BEST present I got.

  • @DylanLCutshall
    @DylanLCutshall 11 месяцев назад +44

    09:55 it's really overly dramatic because it's her whole arc. it was first hinted at with the brakes on the train where she didn't trust herself to remember which lever was the brake.
    but now, she's trusting herself!

  • @benhelius4204
    @benhelius4204 11 месяцев назад +4

    The first time, I have seen this movie, it was in an amusement park (Europa Park) and they did a "4D-Kino"
    - meaning, they included touch to the sensations.
    The seats would rumble when the train was shaking;
    Some cool air blowing, when it was accelerating;
    Some bubbles or stuff would fly down, when it was snowy and so on.
    It was really cool

  • @Chev8703
    @Chev8703 11 месяцев назад +34

    This guy's voiceovers never fail to make me laugh.

  • @muffinman3052
    @muffinman3052 11 месяцев назад +3

    Literally the only dude who's uploaded today, absolute legend. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

  • @xenoxenon_
    @xenoxenon_ 11 месяцев назад +13

    It's always a good day when high boi posts

  • @bigburttheone1639
    @bigburttheone1639 11 месяцев назад +5

    6:35 "the roads are frozen over so im sliding on this ice" -Danny Gonzalez "Rolling"

  • @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore
    @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore 11 месяцев назад +25

    Tom Hanks playing 75 characters in this movie with half of them being voiced by other characters: The expert

  • @tobiasvilainnewman3569
    @tobiasvilainnewman3569 11 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this movie every Christmas Eve as a tradition! Awesome to see you covering it!

  • @Sentryunit582
    @Sentryunit582 11 месяцев назад +62

    I've seen this movie about 1000 times, and I can't wait to have my childhood memified.

    • @SpicyTexan64
      @SpicyTexan64 11 месяцев назад +2

      This is just such a bad strange creepy movie. It just sucks tbh

    • @SpicyTexan64
      @SpicyTexan64 11 месяцев назад +2

      When your generation wants itself "memefied" you know it's beyond hope

    • @dantecontreras887
      @dantecontreras887 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@SpicyTexan64so you dont celebrate christmas? i respect that

    • @LagrangePoint0
      @LagrangePoint0 11 месяцев назад

      @@SpicyTexan64 I agree, even as a kid just by looking at the poster in theaters I figured this was just a creepy movie made by weirdos.

  • @wafflerl4215
    @wafflerl4215 11 месяцев назад +2

    Dude jeremy goin a"Im not paying 13 quid" is too good

  • @MrChris-er3pl
    @MrChris-er3pl 10 месяцев назад +7

    12:15 This part really make me laugh for 5 minutes

  • @elenivaporis2506
    @elenivaporis2506 2 месяца назад +1

    We did a Polar Express skit back in second grade and I got to be blue robe kid. Funny thing about the robe I wore. My older brother tried it on, proceeded to get stuck in it, and my other brother (they're both older than me) decided this was the absolute best moment (it was) to pants my brother and bolt up the stairs. Best day of my childhood I swear.

  • @gilbertbarnhardt7896
    @gilbertbarnhardt7896 10 месяцев назад +3

    The top gear reference was beautiful

  • @Me_Nombre_Es
    @Me_Nombre_Es 11 месяцев назад +5

    I loved this movie as a kid, and one question I’ve always had is…
    *what if someone who wanted something fragile had their present go through the slide first*

  • @Nebula4211
    @Nebula4211 11 месяцев назад +4

    high boi never fails to pump great movie recaps inside us

  • @unforcedterror3136
    @unforcedterror3136 11 месяцев назад

    03:10 YES!!! The first proper use of „its“ in a High Boi video. Best Christmas gift of the year 😅

  • @natedostalik3538
    @natedostalik3538 11 месяцев назад +6

    That top gear clip gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 7 месяцев назад +1

    Tom Hanks: How many characters am I voicing?
    Film creators: Yes

  • @sushrutvartak8252
    @sushrutvartak8252 11 месяцев назад +20

    If you look carefully, in the scene at 8:50 one of the elves hasn't been animated and just slides with a still walking posture. It's the elf in the second row from the train near the door of the train.

    • @ameen6630
      @ameen6630 10 месяцев назад +3

      How the frick did you catch that

    • @cloudie_jazz
      @cloudie_jazz 8 месяцев назад +1

      I always remembered that part

    • @UA-dr6nd
      @UA-dr6nd 4 месяца назад +1

      there's also a pair of elves with the exact same animation right next to each other

  • @animatingangel7946
    @animatingangel7946 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’m surprised how you didn’t mention the Blue Robe Kid doubting the Girl on what the break was WHEN SHE LITERALLY HAS NO REASON TO LIE TO HIM!

  • @shardinalwind7696
    @shardinalwind7696 11 месяцев назад +7

    On the ice section, I’m surprised that he didn’t comment that a wrench broke the ice that a literal TRAIN couldn’t.

  • @Just_AnotherPlayer
    @Just_AnotherPlayer 11 месяцев назад +6

    4:34 this statement explains all the other things you ranted about after it. Fire staying lit in extreme wind? Dream. Missing footprints? Dream inside voices? Dream

  • @natedostalik3538
    @natedostalik3538 11 месяцев назад +9

    5:38 I’ve always wondered this

  • @HeartIIess
    @HeartIIess 11 месяцев назад +1

    Merry Christmas High man! Thank you for the video ❤

  • @JamesJones-t9y
    @JamesJones-t9y 11 месяцев назад +3

    I was just watching this movie and it ended the moment this video was uploaded 💀💀💀

  • @darthgroot9130
    @darthgroot9130 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks High boi, this is the best Christmas gift!

  • @Goth_Person.
    @Goth_Person. 11 месяцев назад +16

    2:18 this movie has a lot of memes.
    ☝️
    this is one of them

  • @williehyman3296
    @williehyman3296 11 месяцев назад

    Love how high bois 100th video is on Christmas. Truly a holiday miracle

  • @yoshug7041
    @yoshug7041 11 месяцев назад +27

    Choo choo train

    • @What-are-we
      @What-are-we 11 месяцев назад +4

      Chaga chaga choo choo

  • @captainslow_037
    @captainslow_037 11 месяцев назад +1

    i love the top gear bit- realy shows how good of a taste highboi has

  • @michaelbombach8412
    @michaelbombach8412 10 месяцев назад +4

    I like how he didn't say anything about the kids teleporting in 9:27

  • @joshuanoonan8427
    @joshuanoonan8427 11 месяцев назад

    Man highboy videos just keep getting better. And Merry Christmas to you all

  • @7blueys
    @7blueys 11 месяцев назад +4

    The perfect Christmas video

  • @gromblereal
    @gromblereal 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love how the 261,100 to 266,030 pound train just scratches the ice but a tiny little hairpin is what causes it to crack immensely

  • @luisrentas2826
    @luisrentas2826 9 месяцев назад +7

    11:41 I think this is because he doesn’t believe in Santa and only sees Santa after he believes

  • @boalston2484
    @boalston2484 11 месяцев назад

    My favorite Christmas tradition: watching the high boi Christmas special. Merry Chrysler everyone!

  • @catwithabat7235
    @catwithabat7235 11 месяцев назад +7

    6:05
    Suspect may be ginger.
    Possible target identified.
    High boi on watch.

  • @elguilloteguillenguillotin4155
    @elguilloteguillenguillotin4155 7 месяцев назад +1

    This was the best movie I ever saw as a child.
    I honestly never expected for you to bring up this epic video.
    It makes me thing anf feel sad of how today children have shity movies grow up.
    Whille most of us grow up with things like Planet Treasure, this...
    Greetings from Uruguay 🇺🇾

  • @theSteamW0rks
    @theSteamW0rks 10 месяцев назад +3

    4:47 pretty sure the idea is that the kid confused the shadows of the hobo dragging his stuff for the conductor dragging the girl to the front of the train so they were probably already quite far ahead or something idk.
    p.s. as a thomas fan, thumbnail has been given stamp of approval

  • @synergy6035
    @synergy6035 11 месяцев назад +2

    Why don't the parents believe? Do they just not question where the presents came from? "Oh, look some presents from Santa that we didn't get just appeared here. Must have been the wind."

  • @MEHCAT1774
    @MEHCAT1774 11 месяцев назад +10

    I've got seven MAC-11's, about eight .38,'s nine 9's, ten MAC-10's,
    the sh*t never ends - Thomas The Dank Engine.
    Also 10:59 made me laugh my ass, flew out the window. Like I can't believe Santa who didn't identify himself to Air-Traffic Control gets shot down in NATO air space by ether an F-22 Raptor or an an MIM-104 Patriot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StageWinnerMTJ
    @StageWinnerMTJ 11 месяцев назад +1

    watching these videos feels more refreshing than actually rewatching the movies

  • @coptericecream3685
    @coptericecream3685 11 месяцев назад +4

    6:23 "Running in the 90s" - missed opportunity :D

  • @SpeedDemon03
    @SpeedDemon03 11 месяцев назад +2

    What I never understand about Christmas movies is how the patents don't believe but a gift just shows up and their not confused or anything

  • @InsaneAsylumEscapee260
    @InsaneAsylumEscapee260 11 месяцев назад +10

    I remember watching this, not realizing it was animated, and thinking Americans actually looked like this.

  • @pvt-backpassage9843
    @pvt-backpassage9843 11 месяцев назад +1

    A true Christmas Gift from high boi

  • @EvanMK20
    @EvanMK20 11 месяцев назад +4

    Surprised you didn’t mention how while the polar express is going up the mountain at 7:54, it bends around the mountain like it’s a snake

  • @MamaBoff
    @MamaBoff 10 месяцев назад +1

    Even if it's horrible CGI by today's standards; I have a tradition to watch this movie every Christmas and I enjoy it every time 🎄

  • @legoskrit1517
    @legoskrit1517 11 месяцев назад +13

    Same thing. 3:59

  • @OfficialTrainzGod
    @OfficialTrainzGod 4 месяца назад +1

    As a steam loco expert, I can explain how the iconic ice drifting scene worked (sorta)
    Putting the locomotive into forward gear would straighten it out, logically, but it would also make it turn too far
    Putting it into reverse gear would make the cars sorta zig-zag in a way that would turn the train in the opposite way
    The conductor constantly having the engineer throw the loco into forward and reverse helped steer the engine
    As for the J turn, see the reverse gear comment
    And as for having no grip, the engine, being a 2-8-4 Berkshire, is well balanced enough to have enough adhesion to be able to move on ice
    As for the train not falling through the ice
    I can't explain that other that magic
    I'm probably gonna get called a nerd for this but it's fine
    I really like trains.