Fun fact: a few scenes, usually wide shots, the Polar Express has over 12 carts. In the beginning the train was suppose to have double the amount of carts, but they changed it during production. At this point, multiple scenes had already been worked on for months. They decided not to redo it as it would cost too much money. You could argue that they lost some kids on the way to the North Pole.
High Boi not realizing that blue robe kid couldn't see santa because he didn't believe yet and not because of flawed movie logic was kinda surprising, he's usually on top of that stuff
But that is flawed logic. How can he not perceive Santa, when he perceives all of Santa's trappings: elves, gift sack, giant magic sled, harnessed to a bunch of reindeer, inside a magical industrial toy factory on the north pole. But seeing Santa is apparently a step too far, even though he's aware that literally everyone around him sees Santa. It's dumb and deserves all of HB's mockery.
Highboi: "AKCHUALLY, THIS TRAIN CAN'T DO NONE OF THIS SHIT BECAUSE STEEL AND ICE DON'T WORK THAT WAY" Highboi when Akchtually Kid begins literally doing the same: "This kid starts saying stupid shit, causing the lead kid to ignore him." Nice deflection there.
For those wondering, the reason that 9:50 happens is because blue shirt kid says “Are you sure”. This is important because every time someone asks the girl that, she freezes up. It’s meant to be a big character development moment but yeah, that’s why her ticket says “lead” Edit: Another cool fact about this movie is that 10:33 is the only time a character is expressly (pun intended) named. Only other time I can think of is when all the kids are lining up outside the train to meet Santa. The conductor calls out a kid named Liam or something similar.
This is weird, but when I watched this movie as a kid, I kept thinking to myself, "Man, I can't imagine how I'd go through all of this in just my pajamas". If nothing else, I'm thankful to this movie for motivating me to buy a bathrobe when I was only, like, 8
This holds a special place in my heart 'cause my school did a popcorn sale thing that my class won by a landslide. Basically we got the day off, got to watch Polar Express and at the start of the movie we had an all access snackbar of hotdogs, corndogs, nachos and popcorn. The school even got us that super salty liquid butter stuff and best of all - a hot chocolate machine. We drank hot chocolate and ate theater food while watching Polar Express so naturally I have super fond memories. Sitting there with a hotdog, corndog, a buttery small bucket of popcorn I drenched in that butter stuff and a big cup of hot cocoa.
I like how the parents dont believe in Santa but there are presents that they didn't put under the tree or even knew about not even questioning why there is a broken bell
Excuse you, Santa implants the parents with false memories of buying those toys and takes money out of their bank accounts to cover his tracks. He then uses this money to pay for his elves-did you think Santa was doing all of this for free?
I mean... If your kid got a random present addressed to them by Santa planted under the tree that you don't remember buying are you telling me you'd start believing in Santa? Because if so I'd call you an idiot. I'd probably have assumed someone broke into my house to plant a Christmas present for some weird ass reason.
I imagine the reason why the Elves immediately start partying after Santa fucks off is because they've been working 16 hour shifts for the whole year to make all these presents for every kid on Earth and this is literally their only day off.
I think according to the santa lore the elves dont really work that long either. I mean kids start writing to santa usually on november. I think those elves are jobless for most of the year unless they have side jobs like helping the easter bunny or some shi.
This actually just made my christmas I didn't have anyone to celebrate with but waking up and seeing this video posted is the best gift I could ask for. Thank you and I hope you have a great Christmas.
1:23 that kid is wrong on several points. he says that the train was build by Baldwin Works in 1931, but it was actually built by Lima Works for the Pere Marquette Railway in 1941, and Pere Marquette was purchased by Chespeake and Ohio whih became the Chessie System. Since steam got replaced by diesel in the 1950s, the train was put in a yard and was restored in the 1970s and is today used for heritage service. So i guess i am that kid, but with more train knowledge.
There's a reason his lesson was learn. He was like a redditor, say facts about studies he read, when in reality, he just read the headline of the article.
if you go over everything, the know it all kid says "it's a Baldwin 2-8-4 S3 class Berkshire stype steam locomotive built in 1931 at the baldwin locomotive works. your correct about the build year and the people who built it, but theres more. the 2-8-4 wheel arrangement is correct. baldwin DID make berkshire steam locomotives, but never made any S3s. its a N1 class locomotive. everything else is correct besides the weight. 1225 is slightly lighter. yeah so uh thats all i guess no idea why i made this reply
I literally watched this like a day or two ago with my friend and i was like "if high boi had a summary on this movie, i would show it" what a coindidence
I'm surprised High Boi didn't mention the fact that Blue Robe kid got picked up by the Polar Express to visit Santa to start believing again when he stopped, but his sister didn't.
It’s cuz his sister never did stop , she was just unsure/questioning it because her brother was and most younger siblings want to be like their big brother/sister
Still my favorite christmas movie, the puppets creep me out, i want a ticket for this train and the train itself is fucking awesome Plus they have one of the most badass scenes ever, the drifting on the giant frozen lake, truly a masterpiece
10:00 this scene was "dramatic" because blue robe kid always made her feel unsure due to always asking her "are you sure" to which she lost confidence. She finally was confident
I love how Highboi establishes that this is all taking place in a dream... But then proceeds to get more and more wound up with all the logical inconsistencies 👌😂🤣
I always like when they make Santa just this like massive 8' tall man in Christmas movies. Klaus did it, Rise of the Guardians did it...just adds to the otherworldliness I guess. Also it's funny to imagine a physically imposing jacked old guy with a name like Chris Kringle
Short explanation on the Lake Drift scene: you controll drift angle with speed, braking and accelerating. If we persume the train was "drifting" on the ice due to it having no grip at all the steering via brake and speed up makes total sense.
i was peacefully watching youtube tv and i saw this video and RUSHED to my computer. it really feels like a crime to be THIS early to videos. also just wanted to say im a big fan. your humor is the best kind of dark humor. it doesnt sound like your trying to be "cool" and "edgy" which makes your videos fun to watch and your commentary makes the movies 100x better, your videos always make me laugh :)
9:55 - When I was far younger, yes, I thought the dramatic pause was unwarranted. But after watching it again, it's actually supposed to showcase her growth. Earlier when Blue Coat was thrown into the coal by the hobo bro he discovers the girl was temporarily placed in charge of the train. Soon after, the real locomotive drivers call for them to stop the train. This scene showcases the girl's hesitance by covering her face in fear after blue robe asks her "Are you sure?" when she tells him which one is the break, showcasing her lack of confidence, or leadership as the movie so kindly points out on her ticket at the end. Now, the two plus Billy Bob Boi are in an alley with the girl in front leading the way. Of course, blue coat once again asks "Are you sure?" To which we see her improved leadership in action by having her reply "Absolutely." TL;DR, Character Growth between two scenes showcasing the girl. Though I do admit the pause should not have been that long.
This is one of my favorite movies :) The author of The Polar Express, Chris Van Allsburg, is from my home town Grand Rapids Michigan, which is where blue robe kid is picked up. He also wrote the wrote Jumanji and Zathura.
This was my favorite Christmas movie as a kid, so much so that my aunt got me a bigass remote-controlled Polar Express train set that I’d play with all the time. I used to take it out to the frozen ponds near our house and put the train on the tracks and try to imitate the scene with the train on the ice and it’d always fail (for obvious reasons). Good memories.
To add on to this, the main reason for the inspiration was that the writer used to play on this locomotive as a boy when it was on display in a park! And since the number was 1225 the date of Christmas obviously you nob he wrote a story about it. This sold well, and since people recognized the locomotive, it allowed for a group of college students and train enthusiasts the chance to restore the locomotive to operation for tourist trains, which you can still do to this day 😉
09:55 it's really overly dramatic because it's her whole arc. it was first hinted at with the brakes on the train where she didn't trust herself to remember which lever was the brake. but now, she's trusting herself!
It was originally supposed to be 100% voiced by Tom Hanks, to make it feel like hes reading a story, but he thought it was too draining to do all the voices
This was the best movie I ever saw as a child. I honestly never expected for you to bring up this epic video. It makes me thing anf feel sad of how today children have shity movies grow up. Whille most of us grow up with things like Planet Treasure, this... Greetings from Uruguay 🇺🇾
7:35 I’m gonna be the “Ackchyually” guy and say that both wheels are turning and that, throwing out that the train wouldn’t be getting enough traction, the driver is reversing and driving the wheels forward to get left and right motion and that is technically possible but not for a massive steam locomotive. Also, the train hitting that ice cold water underneath the ice would’ve blown the steam pipes in the boiler and created an explosion that would destroy the train.
Why don't the parents believe? Do they just not question where the presents came from? "Oh, look some presents from Santa that we didn't get just appeared here. Must have been the wind."
The first time, I have seen this movie, it was in an amusement park (Europa Park) and they did a "4D-Kino" - meaning, they included touch to the sensations. The seats would rumble when the train was shaking; Some cool air blowing, when it was accelerating; Some bubbles or stuff would fly down, when it was snowy and so on. It was really cool
I've got seven MAC-11's, about eight .38,'s nine 9's, ten MAC-10's, the sh*t never ends - Thomas The Dank Engine. Also 10:59 made me laugh my ass, flew out the window. Like I can't believe Santa who didn't identify himself to Air-Traffic Control gets shot down in NATO air space by ether an F-22 Raptor or an an MIM-104 Patriot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:34 this statement explains all the other things you ranted about after it. Fire staying lit in extreme wind? Dream. Missing footprints? Dream inside voices? Dream
If you look carefully, in the scene at 8:50 one of the elves hasn't been animated and just slides with a still walking posture. It's the elf in the second row from the train near the door of the train.
We did a Polar Express skit back in second grade and I got to be blue robe kid. Funny thing about the robe I wore. My older brother tried it on, proceeded to get stuck in it, and my other brother (they're both older than me) decided this was the absolute best moment (it was) to pants my brother and bolt up the stairs. Best day of my childhood I swear.
I loved this movie as a kid, and one question I’ve always had is… *what if someone who wanted something fragile had their present go through the slide first*
OMG! Thank you so much for the deer part. Was not sure it was me being an idiot from Sweden never learning English properly cause I never heard caribou before seeing this movie either. Now I can confirm it's probably old-timy English that is probably not used anymore.
4:47 pretty sure the idea is that the kid confused the shadows of the hobo dragging his stuff for the conductor dragging the girl to the front of the train so they were probably already quite far ahead or something idk. p.s. as a thomas fan, thumbnail has been given stamp of approval
“Babe, we have to watch the new High Boi video before opening presents”
Literally me rn
When you opend all your present already 💀
Opening presents rn lmao
Same here
What's a babe? 😔
Fun fact: a few scenes, usually wide shots, the Polar Express has over 12 carts.
In the beginning the train was suppose to have double the amount of carts, but they changed it during production. At this point, multiple scenes had already been worked on for months. They decided not to redo it as it would cost too much money.
You could argue that they lost some kids on the way to the North Pole.
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Watching High Boi after opening gifts and talking with family feels like a fever dream 💀
Same ☠
Fr fr 💀
me to buddy 👍
Not even a lie bro. It’s like a full on life Christmas pack 💀
Agree
High Boi not realizing that blue robe kid couldn't see santa because he didn't believe yet and not because of flawed movie logic was kinda surprising, he's usually on top of that stuff
Well he *IS* high though
But that is flawed logic. How can he not perceive Santa, when he perceives all of Santa's trappings: elves, gift sack, giant magic sled, harnessed to a bunch of reindeer, inside a magical industrial toy factory on the north pole. But seeing Santa is apparently a step too far, even though he's aware that literally everyone around him sees Santa. It's dumb and deserves all of HB's mockery.
@@igor_kossov Movie logic
@@darkwowplayer and a bit of dream logic i guess??
Highboi: "AKCHUALLY, THIS TRAIN CAN'T DO NONE OF THIS SHIT BECAUSE STEEL AND ICE DON'T WORK THAT WAY"
Highboi when Akchtually Kid begins literally doing the same: "This kid starts saying stupid shit, causing the lead kid to ignore him."
Nice deflection there.
When i Was a dumbass kid i swear i thought this was real. I could not believe my Parents when They said this Was not real
As a train nerd, I love that scene despite how unrealistic it is lol
REAL AS FUCK
@@overpoweredsteamproduction513please get a real hobby. Like fishing or something.
@@yeoldeseawitch says the guy watching youtube on christmas
For those wondering, the reason that 9:50 happens is because blue shirt kid says “Are you sure”. This is important because every time someone asks the girl that, she freezes up. It’s meant to be a big character development moment but yeah, that’s why her ticket says “lead”
Edit: Another cool fact about this movie is that 10:33 is the only time a character is expressly (pun intended) named. Only other time I can think of is when all the kids are lining up outside the train to meet Santa. The conductor calls out a kid named Liam or something similar.
Yeah but still kind of a dumb scene nonetheless. They did it in the middle of an alley, like why?
Wasn't the Lead ticket girl named Sarah?
@@sandyr5407 maybe? Idk. I haven’t seen it in a while.
@@sandyr5407Nah, she was Hero Girl. Sarah was Hero Boy’s sister.
@@DragonSong5 yea thats right bc i dont think they gave the two main characters names
This is weird, but when I watched this movie as a kid, I kept thinking to myself, "Man, I can't imagine how I'd go through all of this in just my pajamas". If nothing else, I'm thankful to this movie for motivating me to buy a bathrobe when I was only, like, 8
same bro... it motivated me to invest on Nvidia
And what if the kid slept in the nude? Awkward.
@@cainsterI don’t think any kid does
@@LavroseRovender Then you are an idiot. Merry Christmas.
pffft
I bought my first bathrobe when I was 5.
Bro 'I'm not paying 13 quid' is so iconic.
W content and Merry Christmas
I remember the animation looking so much better when I used to watch this. I actually thought it was live action.
hahaha imagine... RELATABLE
And monster house too
Adult cats have 30 teeth while kittens have 26 :3
yeah me too, I thought it was real, but looking back at it, it looks soo creepy
True
This holds a special place in my heart 'cause my school did a popcorn sale thing that my class won by a landslide. Basically we got the day off, got to watch Polar Express and at the start of the movie we had an all access snackbar of hotdogs, corndogs, nachos and popcorn. The school even got us that super salty liquid butter stuff and best of all - a hot chocolate machine. We drank hot chocolate and ate theater food while watching Polar Express so naturally I have super fond memories. Sitting there with a hotdog, corndog, a buttery small bucket of popcorn I drenched in that butter stuff and a big cup of hot cocoa.
I like how the parents dont believe in Santa but there are presents that they didn't put under the tree or even knew about not even questioning why there is a broken bell
Exactly bruh
Excuse you, Santa implants the parents with false memories of buying those toys and takes money out of their bank accounts to cover his tracks. He then uses this money to pay for his elves-did you think Santa was doing all of this for free?
@@sinjinreed2091 if the money goes to paying the elves... yeah?
I mean... If your kid got a random present addressed to them by Santa planted under the tree that you don't remember buying are you telling me you'd start believing in Santa? Because if so I'd call you an idiot.
I'd probably have assumed someone broke into my house to plant a Christmas present for some weird ass reason.
@@xPRODIGYxGAMERThat's literally what santa is. some random lad who breaks into your house to plant presents for some weird reason
11:51 I watched this movie yesterday and when I saw this part I wondered exactly what High Boi would say about this part. Now I have my answer.
I imagine the reason why the Elves immediately start partying after Santa fucks off is because they've been working 16 hour shifts for the whole year to make all these presents for every kid on Earth and this is literally their only day off.
Well, but, the thing is, they don't even come in until September...
I think according to the santa lore the elves dont really work that long either. I mean kids start writing to santa usually on november. I think those elves are jobless for most of the year unless they have side jobs like helping the easter bunny or some shi.
CHRISTMAS TIME IS KILLING US!
they’re on mappa time
8:51 There's an elf with literally no animations. Just G-mod T-pose gliding his way through the crowd. Center cluster, very back. You're welcome
4:19 That instrument is actually called a "hurdy-gurdy", but "electric boogaloo" sounds equally as fitting.
Does this imply the existence of an acoustic boogaloo?
You sound like the AKSHUALLY kid
One of the best sounding instruments in my opinion
@@TheWildcaller24 dw dude I was just kidding. That was a cool fact, for the record
@@tobiasvilainnewman3569 I think so 🤔
This actually just made my christmas I didn't have anyone to celebrate with but waking up and seeing this video posted is the best gift I could ask for. Thank you and I hope you have a great Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
From a stranger on the internet I hope that you've had the best Christmas possible dude!!!
merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:12 i completely saw that coming but still lost my shit lmfao
😂😂😭 bro read everyone’s mind
@@Yani-Mari nah bet, when my birthday
1:23 that kid is wrong on several points. he says that the train was build by Baldwin Works in 1931, but it was actually built by Lima Works for the Pere Marquette Railway in 1941, and Pere Marquette was purchased by Chespeake and Ohio whih became the Chessie System. Since steam got replaced by diesel in the 1950s, the train was put in a yard and was restored in the 1970s and is today used for heritage service. So i guess i am that kid, but with more train knowledge.
Are you challenging me?
There's a reason his lesson was learn.
He was like a redditor, say facts about studies he read, when in reality, he just read the headline of the article.
"I'm you, but better"...
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if you go over everything, the know it all kid says "it's a Baldwin 2-8-4 S3 class Berkshire stype steam locomotive built in 1931 at the baldwin locomotive works.
your correct about the build year and the people who built it, but theres more. the 2-8-4 wheel arrangement is correct. baldwin DID make berkshire steam locomotives, but never made any S3s. its a N1 class locomotive. everything else is correct besides the weight. 1225 is slightly lighter.
yeah so uh thats all i guess no idea why i made this reply
That top gear clip caught me off guard 😂😂 1:57
The fucking Santa and annoying kid dialogue GOT ME 😭😭😭😭😭 12:19
12:43 Okay lean alert
I literally watched this like a day or two ago with my friend and i was like "if high boi had a summary on this movie, i would show it" what a coindidence
This was me last night
@@NoMercyProGirl lmao
I'm surprised High Boi didn't mention the fact that Blue Robe kid got picked up by the Polar Express to visit Santa to start believing again when he stopped, but his sister didn't.
It’s cuz his sister never did stop , she was just unsure/questioning it because her brother was and most younger siblings want to be like their big brother/sister
Still my favorite christmas movie, the puppets creep me out, i want a ticket for this train and the train itself is fucking awesome
Plus they have one of the most badass scenes ever, the drifting on the giant frozen lake, truly a masterpiece
@budget-20>:(
Masterpiece? Bruh
@@envi1108bruh
those engineers were cooler than fast and furious
@@envi1108 Could you inform us of a better christmas movie?
The only one I can think about is the Home alone series.
It's probably just me, but my favourite joke in this was 9:46
Mine is at 12:12
@@Jeb_fry Actually....! I think you just changed my mind.
@@Jeb_fry For sure 🤣
I remember watching this in a movie theater with my father, it is such a great memory.
10:00 this scene was "dramatic" because blue robe kid always made her feel unsure due to always asking her "are you sure" to which she lost confidence. She finally was confident
One of my favorite childhood Christmas movies. Thanks for making the Holidays a bit more comical for us bro.👍
You're psychotic if you like this movie.
@@Argaitlamyour an absolute sheep if you don’t
@@Argaitlam wdym why
@@Argaitlam yes.
@@Argaitlamlil bro got scared as kid when be watched the movie 💀
"young man?"
"yeah?!"
"shut the fuck up"
lmao I was NOT ready for that 😂
It was hilarious as fuck
@@poizinarrow5846 ^^^
12:10
High Boi is like a barn cat that visits you after a long time, makes you happy and leaves
the fuck does that even mean
@WATER_MELON_MEMES He is everywhere i see
Haven't you got somewhere else to be?
@@Lazy_Tim
No
I love how Highboi establishes that this is all taking place in a dream... But then proceeds to get more and more wound up with all the logical inconsistencies 👌😂🤣
I always like when they make Santa just this like massive 8' tall man in Christmas movies. Klaus did it, Rise of the Guardians did it...just adds to the otherworldliness I guess. Also it's funny to imagine a physically imposing jacked old guy with a name like Chris Kringle
Klaus was a great movie
Santa was also Russian in Rise of the Guardians. Adds to the imposing figure
Man, I fucking love rise of the guardians. I grew up on that shit.
Short explanation on the Lake Drift scene: you controll drift angle with speed, braking and accelerating. If we persume the train was "drifting" on the ice due to it having no grip at all the steering via brake and speed up makes total sense.
i was peacefully watching youtube tv and i saw this video and RUSHED to my computer. it really feels like a crime to be THIS early to videos. also just wanted to say im a big fan. your humor is the best kind of dark humor. it doesnt sound like your trying to be "cool" and "edgy" which makes your videos fun to watch and your commentary makes the movies 100x better, your videos always make me laugh :)
my eyes also tricked me and i thought the youtube icon was saying cornhub and i was like "holy shit i just commented on some random pornhub video" 😀
bro rushed
@@johannesg8959yup lmfao
5:20 the meme tho 📸🤨
Ain't no way 💀
Man I wish I was the grinch rn 😩😩
“Then the concept of stranger danger gets throughly domestically abused and thrown into the dust” Had me and bro dying
Literally the only dude who's uploaded today, absolute legend. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
1:50 amazing show, still to this day. Gotta watch that episode again
What show is this scene from
@@Woodiegamin643-we7ss Top gear. India special.
@@Woodiegamin643-we7ss top gear (or The grand tour)
9:55 - When I was far younger, yes, I thought the dramatic pause was unwarranted. But after watching it again, it's actually supposed to showcase her growth. Earlier when Blue Coat was thrown into the coal by the hobo bro he discovers the girl was temporarily placed in charge of the train. Soon after, the real locomotive drivers call for them to stop the train. This scene showcases the girl's hesitance by covering her face in fear after blue robe asks her "Are you sure?" when she tells him which one is the break, showcasing her lack of confidence, or leadership as the movie so kindly points out on her ticket at the end.
Now, the two plus Billy Bob Boi are in an alley with the girl in front leading the way. Of course, blue coat once again asks "Are you sure?" To which we see her improved leadership in action by having her reply "Absolutely."
TL;DR, Character Growth between two scenes showcasing the girl. Though I do admit the pause should not have been that long.
This guy's voiceovers never fail to make me laugh.
This is one of my favorite movies :) The author of The Polar Express, Chris Van Allsburg, is from my home town Grand Rapids Michigan, which is where blue robe kid is picked up. He also wrote the wrote Jumanji and Zathura.
✨iS tHat rACist? ProBablY wHAt eVer✨ had me dying
Bro I was just scrolling through the comments and as soon as he said that I saw your comment 😭
@@The_Hungarian_T-55 lol
5:57 Yes, caribou is a deer species. In fact, they’re just wild reindeer.
All reindeer are wild.
No such thing as a domestic reindeer.
Caribou are reindeer.
@@SniffyBoi-o3q well aksually 🤓
A high boi upload is the best gift
This was my favorite Christmas movie as a kid, so much so that my aunt got me a bigass remote-controlled Polar Express train set that I’d play with all the time. I used to take it out to the frozen ponds near our house and put the train on the tracks and try to imitate the scene with the train on the ice and it’d always fail (for obvious reasons). Good memories.
"The entire concept of stranger danger gets thoroughly domestically abused and thrown in the dirt"- High Boi Dec. 25 2023 at 1:00 exactly
Lol
Lol. Lmao even
A new High Boi video on Christmas?
This is the BEST present I got.
Fun fact for High Boi: the locomotive was inspired by the Pere Marquette No.1225, which is now used for excursions around Christmas time in Michigan.
To add on to this, the main reason for the inspiration was that the writer used to play on this locomotive as a boy when it was on display in a park! And since the number was 1225 the date of Christmas obviously you nob he wrote a story about it. This sold well, and since people recognized the locomotive, it allowed for a group of college students and train enthusiasts the chance to restore the locomotive to operation for tourist trains, which you can still do to this day 😉
1:30 fun fact: this is an actual toy shop and it was very popular
Dose it still exist?
@@GeorgieBR07 nope it was defunct in 1987
@@Spikethealligator Damm
@@Spikethealligator damm
It's always a good day when high boi posts
03:10 YES!!! The first proper use of „its“ in a High Boi video. Best Christmas gift of the year 😅
09:55 it's really overly dramatic because it's her whole arc. it was first hinted at with the brakes on the train where she didn't trust herself to remember which lever was the brake.
but now, she's trusting herself!
It was originally supposed to be 100% voiced by Tom Hanks, to make it feel like hes reading a story, but he thought it was too draining to do all the voices
Thank god
It is only possible to understand the plot completely if you are high too 💀
The plot still don’t make sense 💀 the whole movie pisses me off they are so dumb
Ikr like why tf did you go on top of the train instead of through it
@@suzh1983 not even that why is there personalities so bad especially that kid they stop the train for didn’t even say thanks wtf
Thanks High boi, this is the best Christmas gift!
I've seen this movie about 1000 times, and I can't wait to have my childhood memified.
This is just such a bad strange creepy movie. It just sucks tbh
When your generation wants itself "memefied" you know it's beyond hope
@@SpicyTexan64so you dont celebrate christmas? i respect that
@@SpicyTexan64 I agree, even as a kid just by looking at the poster in theaters I figured this was just a creepy movie made by weirdos.
This was the best movie I ever saw as a child.
I honestly never expected for you to bring up this epic video.
It makes me thing anf feel sad of how today children have shity movies grow up.
Whille most of us grow up with things like Planet Treasure, this...
Greetings from Uruguay 🇺🇾
high boi never fails to pump great movie recaps inside us
3:33 "alright, ms. Parks, back of the polar express"
Tom Hanks playing 75 characters in this movie with half of them being voiced by other characters: The expert
Tom Hanks: How many characters am I voicing?
Film creators: Yes
7:35 I’m gonna be the “Ackchyually” guy and say that both wheels are turning and that, throwing out that the train wouldn’t be getting enough traction, the driver is reversing and driving the wheels forward to get left and right motion and that is technically possible but not for a massive steam locomotive. Also, the train hitting that ice cold water underneath the ice would’ve blown the steam pipes in the boiler and created an explosion that would destroy the train.
12:15 This part really make me laugh for 5 minutes
Why don't the parents believe? Do they just not question where the presents came from? "Oh, look some presents from Santa that we didn't get just appeared here. Must have been the wind."
My favorite Christmas tradition: watching the high boi Christmas special. Merry Chrysler everyone!
The first time, I have seen this movie, it was in an amusement park (Europa Park) and they did a "4D-Kino"
- meaning, they included touch to the sensations.
The seats would rumble when the train was shaking;
Some cool air blowing, when it was accelerating;
Some bubbles or stuff would fly down, when it was snowy and so on.
It was really cool
Merry Christmas High man! Thank you for the video ❤
I've got seven MAC-11's, about eight .38,'s nine 9's, ten MAC-10's,
the sh*t never ends - Thomas The Dank Engine.
Also 10:59 made me laugh my ass, flew out the window. Like I can't believe Santa who didn't identify himself to Air-Traffic Control gets shot down in NATO air space by ether an F-22 Raptor or an an MIM-104 Patriot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude jeremy goin a"Im not paying 13 quid" is too good
4:34 this statement explains all the other things you ranted about after it. Fire staying lit in extreme wind? Dream. Missing footprints? Dream inside voices? Dream
i love the top gear bit- realy shows how good of a taste highboi has
If you look carefully, in the scene at 8:50 one of the elves hasn't been animated and just slides with a still walking posture. It's the elf in the second row from the train near the door of the train.
How the frick did you catch that
I always remembered that part
there's also a pair of elves with the exact same animation right next to each other
Love how high bois 100th video is on Christmas. Truly a holiday miracle
Choo choo train
Chaga chaga choo choo
Man highboy videos just keep getting better. And Merry Christmas to you all
6:35 "the roads are frozen over so im sliding on this ice" -Danny Gonzalez "Rolling"
Bro I watch this with my family every Christmas eve and always criticise the film just like you, this is the funniest vid iv watched in a long time
I was just watching this movie and it ended the moment this video was uploaded 💀💀💀
Merry Christmas man. W movie selection.
2:18 this movie has a lot of memes.
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this is one of them
2:30 my school big band played 'hot chocolate' it was such a fun song
That top gear clip gets me everytime 😂😂😂
Man
Genuinly fricking saying it, you make my entire day when I see those videos pop up, thankyou
On the ice section, I’m surprised that he didn’t comment that a wrench broke the ice that a literal TRAIN couldn’t.
We did a Polar Express skit back in second grade and I got to be blue robe kid. Funny thing about the robe I wore. My older brother tried it on, proceeded to get stuck in it, and my other brother (they're both older than me) decided this was the absolute best moment (it was) to pants my brother and bolt up the stairs. Best day of my childhood I swear.
The top gear reference was beautiful
Merry Chrimas High Boi!!! 🎄🎅🎁
I loved this movie as a kid, and one question I’ve always had is…
*what if someone who wanted something fragile had their present go through the slide first*
OMG! Thank you so much for the deer part. Was not sure it was me being an idiot from Sweden never learning English properly cause I never heard caribou before seeing this movie either. Now I can confirm it's probably old-timy English that is probably not used anymore.
4:47 pretty sure the idea is that the kid confused the shadows of the hobo dragging his stuff for the conductor dragging the girl to the front of the train so they were probably already quite far ahead or something idk.
p.s. as a thomas fan, thumbnail has been given stamp of approval
A true Christmas Gift from high boi
6:05
Suspect may be ginger.
Possible target identified.
High boi on watch.
Woohoo! Christmas vid. Let's go. (Also happy Christmas to high boi)
11:41 I think this is because he doesn’t believe in Santa and only sees Santa after he believes
Nooo wayyy, I was gonna ask you to review this movie bc there's a lot of moments where physics just cease to exist
I like how he didn't say anything about the kids teleporting in 9:27
Even if it's horrible CGI by today's standards; I have a tradition to watch this movie every Christmas and I enjoy it every time 🎄
The perfect Christmas video
watching these videos feels more refreshing than actually rewatching the movies
Same thing. 3:59
Merry Christmas everyone especially the incredible high boi that makes these videos I always enjoy them