Anthony Bourdain , at very nearly two meters in height, was among the tallest of chefs. When selecting a knife for chef-work, one probably needs to take the chef’s hand-size, reach and girth into account, as well as his general fitness level. Length and breadth of passageways and height of working surfaces in any given kitchen may also be complicating factors. Development of an algorithm to define the proper size of a chef’s knife continues to be a work-(not)-in-progress.
O.K. I rate idiot of the week. I don't know what I was smoking when I wrote that, but hopefully, kasey will eventually make a video about stupid comments and I will be included. But, seriously, in my own--meager--defense; You guys have got to start using the metric system.
The reason you get the "I don't know" style answers or "Ask the seller" type stuff is because Amazon sends emails to people who bought the item asking if they know the answer when someone asks a question. The problem is some people don't understand that everyone gets that and they are not being asked personally on an individual level. So they feel compelled to respond as if someone had personally asked them 1 on 1 instead of just not replying if they don't know.
_"Hello Earthlings, sorry to rip open a black hole in your solar system."_ _"Vegetables have feelings too?"_ _"Thanksgiving is better than St. Patrick's Day!"_ _"Be kind rewind"_ _"Up is not jump"_ *"Damn You, Sun!!!"* ✊🌞
It’s been a long time since the last one and so worth the wait. My god I laughed so much through this Kasey just wonderful thanks for keeping me entertained 😊👍
You know someone asked the seller about the Kijiji desk contents. There's always a reason. LOL Jesus this is the only channel that makes me laugh out loud.
Re: Kijiji. Yeah, you would be surprised how stupid people are and how many of them there are, so clarifying the content is not included is actually a smart move.
I have tons of responsibilities but I can't stop watching these videos...I have an air conditioner sitting on my floor. I wanted to install it but it's been too hot to work.
If only I'd seen a photo of a kitchen garbage can whose lid could take the weight of pots and pans being repeatedly put on top of it like my better half repeated does for some reason despite my requests not to. It wouldn't be sad and busted now. Where was that advertising team when I needed them?
I feel like this regularly when going through 'Done Deal' in Ireland. Some sellers are so fekn lazy when it comes to listings.. For example.. "Tent for Sale" No description, just a crappy distant pic of a scruffy bag in a dark corner... and "Collection only" anyway....
Man this was So funny .. laughed all the way thru .. I am not really into camera's and I watch ur other channel .. but episodes like this are frickin Gold.
That flushing sound you hear is poor Kasey swirling around the bowl of life as he descends from Panny to Fuglee to Amazon advice. Somebody get him a new camera - STAT!!! 😉
I feel like perhaps the garbage can doubles as a step up stool for shorter people to reach the cupboards. that’s why it has a nice solid wooden lid and picture of someone standing on it
My theory is that there MUST be a parallel universe in which people read these Amazon reviews and go: thanks Stacey, I'm glad you don't know the answer, that was helpful indeed
What is that slow music that hints that something funny is about to be said? Theme music? But it works dude you have great day humor, keeps me laughing.
You should investigate why beneath nearly every question there is an anwers where somebody tells you "i dont no" or "never used it" "dont now but product xy cant". Its so unbelievable stupid. But it calms me a bit that thats not only a thing here in germany apperently
its because amazon will email you after you bought it telling you that someone has asked a question about the product. People reply as if someone personally emailed them about it so they answer "idk i havent used it yet"
What can you tell me about your wife?: Uhmmmm... she is my wife and uhmm.. well yes that is all I can say I guess What can you tell me about your car?: Uhmm....well Top speed 155Mph 0-62 3.70s Engine capacity 3,993cc Fuel type Petrol Transmission Automatic Engine Power - BHP 605bhp Engine Power - KW 445kW Engine Power - RPM 6,100rpm Engine Torque - LB·FT 553lb·ft Engine Torque - NM 750Nm CO2 223g/km Standard Euro Emissions Euro 6 Fuel Tank Capacity 75l EC Urban 21mpg EC Extra Urban 38mpg EC Combined 29.4mpg Length 4,979mm Width (including mirrors) 2,086mm Height 1,461mm Seats 5 Doors 5 Luggage Capacity (Seats Up) 565l Gross Vehicle Weight 2,580kg Wheelbase 2,915mm Minimum Kerbweight 1,950kg Max. Roof Load 100kg Max. Towing Weight - Braked 2,100kg Max. Towing Weight - Unbraked 750kg Max. Loading Weight 630kg Tyre Size Rear 285/30 R21 Tyre Size Spare Tyre Repair KIT Wheel Type 21" Alloy
OMG, It's exactly what we ALL think when we go to Amazon ... YOU continue to ascend beyond RUclips "Superhero" status!!!! Please do an entire channel devoted to this .. Please!!!
As a Florida person all my life all those portable ac units are noisy because of the fan. I put them in homes temporarily when the main home unit breaks down. And make sure you have a window to vent the hot air out. On low speed in another room it could work for you when videoing.
I am guessing Toronto has gone into full lockdown. After carefully thinking about all of his options, Kasey thought reading Amazon reviews will be the topic of the day. Can we start a petition for them to let him out of the house? I don't know what will happen if he has to spend a whole week locked up inside...
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I'm looking forward to sporting my orange Cripple Hammer tee shirt, which has shipped, during Zoom meetings at work. When people ask about it, I will direct them to this video.
Put the kids to sleep for this one :) Black Pro Mist 1/4 filter amzn.to/345wVfr My Amazon Store for products I recommend www.amazon.com/shop/vegetablepolice I think you can click the link then shop around amazon for whatever you were going to buy, and I'll get a cut. Thanks :)
@Free Speech I can see the need for those that can't sleep with the noise, some of which cannot be blocked by earplugs. Dyson made lots of money on quiet fans. Fan noise is related to the blade design. Militaries spent enormous sums of money on designing submarine propellers that create the least amount of noise. AC noise is related how often the compressor is on, which is driven by its compressor design.
Very nice video. Thank you. 1/5 stars.
Wait...
Thankyou for this good comment. Full thumb down
"Hi, this is Gerald Undone, and you are a star. That's right, your content is a star /5."
5/7
5/12
This Series must be once a week.
Only if = camera
Then : maybe
Ok
Yeah. Thats the idea of the week! :)
1000 likes
1069 likes if he films on the Oly.
Amazon Conspiracies
I haven't watched this video, but I loved it. I give it one out of five stars
That's the spirit
You, sir... are a comedic genius! I can't stop watching you. Thanks for the laughter. We all need it. You're essential.
“I hope your crawlspace has ghosts” LOL that was too perfect
You sir, are VERY entertaining, love your humor. Don't ever stop!
I won't buy anything unless there's a product photo of someone standing on it.
I worry about the chef's knife situation, then.
Guy Person That’s for the products Marketing Team to figure out
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes !!!!! I laughed my way off the couch . I never thought you’d do another one of these .. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 we love you Casey !! 👐🏼
Regarding the knife, standard chef size is approximately 5'8" depending on nation and not including the hat.
You have no clue! Sorry, but no chef uses a 6 inch knife. You'd get laughed out of the kitchen.
@@alrobertson1432 He doesn't mean 6 inch, he means feet. As in "the average chef is about 5'8" tall."
'Whoosh!' goes the joke as it flies over Al's head.
Anthony Bourdain , at very nearly two meters in height, was among the tallest of chefs. When selecting a knife for chef-work, one probably needs to take the chef’s hand-size, reach and girth into account, as well as his general fitness level. Length and breadth of passageways and height of working surfaces in any given kitchen may also be complicating factors. Development of an algorithm to define the proper size of a chef’s knife continues to be a work-(not)-in-progress.
O.K. I rate idiot of the week. I don't know what I was smoking when I wrote that, but hopefully, kasey will eventually make a video about stupid comments and I will be included. But, seriously, in my own--meager--defense; You guys have got to start using the metric system.
The reason you get the "I don't know" style answers or "Ask the seller" type stuff is because Amazon sends emails to people who bought the item asking if they know the answer when someone asks a question. The problem is some people don't understand that everyone gets that and they are not being asked personally on an individual level. So they feel compelled to respond as if someone had personally asked them 1 on 1 instead of just not replying if they don't know.
I know! This drives me batty! Why doesn't Amazon fix that?
@@ron-manke I don't know
@@ron-manke Why should they? With customers as "intelligent" as these - a redirect to the Amazon site might make them buy more stuff.
The down thumbs are people who recognized their own Amazon reviews!
I always get a good chuckle from your videos, but this one was fantastic. I lost it at "I hope your crawlspace has ghosts" 🤣🤣🤣
Now as the perfect camera is found (Sony A7S III) he is searching the perfect aircon 🤣
Interesting. If he finds a perfect aircon, where will he stop? Perfect Standard Chef Size knife? Perfect Tupperware lid popper?
The a7siii can only be perfect with 1,000,000,000 megapixels
@@RyanLennoxBradley and internal 160k 240fps raw video capturing feature
@@karthik2166 you forgot to add that the 160k must be without any record limits or overheating 😉
Way too enthusiastic reviews are usually disguised paid reviews (manufacturer rebates the reviewer after they leave a positive review).
We need to know if we can stand on the garbage can in case a mouse comes running across the floor. 😂
Oh man that was hilarious as hell ! 😂. This serie must go on !
There are people dumb enough to think everything in the picture comes with a desk lol
_"Hello Earthlings, sorry to rip open a black hole in your solar system."_
_"Vegetables have feelings too?"_
_"Thanksgiving is better than St. Patrick's Day!"_ _"Be kind rewind"_ _"Up is not jump"_
*"Damn You, Sun!!!"* ✊🌞
OMG if he ever finds the perfect camera, I'd be completely cool with these replacing the search. I was dying during this one. One star.
It’s been a long time since the last one and so worth the wait. My god I laughed so much through this Kasey just wonderful thanks for keeping me entertained 😊👍
This video, and the previous one you made, are comedy gold, Kasey. 🤣👌 Bravo. Please keep them coming. 👏👏
Dude ! More of this please. I'm literally crying from laughing, right now.
I’m glad if he finds the perfect camera and the quest is over that we can still tune in for comedy gold like this 👍
I'm okay with this genre of video. This is good content.
Thank goodness for that!
Good comment....1 star!
You know someone asked the seller about the Kijiji desk contents. There's always a reason. LOL
Jesus this is the only channel that makes me laugh out loud.
I'm hoping this is the start of a new channel. Amazon Conspiracies 🤣
I see car tires for sale all the time with no size in the description, it's like they think one size fits all.
Re: Kijiji. Yeah, you would be surprised how stupid people are and how many of them there are, so clarifying the content is not included is actually a smart move.
Great! Loved them both. No one has your sense of humor. Good or bad? 😉😄
I have tons of responsibilities but I can't stop watching these videos...I have an air conditioner sitting on my floor. I wanted to install it but it's been too hot to work.
Biggest laugh I got watching a RUclips video since quite a while!
Yes! Finally another episode of Amazon, waiting for this one!
I laughed so hard at the beginning of the video. Love this channel!!
For the love of all that's holy, please keep doing these.
🤣🤣🤣 That was a laugh riot!! Can't wait for the next one!! 😄😄😄
This is the perfect no camera video. Toneh, award performance (.95). Smokin' stage left. Scorched by unfocused stinging sarcasm.
ouch!!!
If only I'd seen a photo of a kitchen garbage can whose lid could take the weight of pots and pans being repeatedly put on top of it like my better half repeated does for some reason despite my requests not to. It wouldn't be sad and busted now. Where was that advertising team when I needed them?
"You love something why do you make it sad"
That's like what you do with every camera you have used 😂😂😂
I feel like this regularly when going through 'Done Deal' in Ireland. Some sellers are so fekn lazy when it comes to listings.. For example.. "Tent for Sale" No description, just a crappy distant pic of a scruffy bag in a dark corner... and "Collection only" anyway....
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. I give it one star
"I don't know the answer" is apparently an underused option which Amazon makes available..
I laughed , I cried , & then I went and spent $460 on freaking Amazon ..................................................loser
Man this was So funny .. laughed all the way thru .. I am not really into camera's and I watch ur other channel .. but episodes like this are frickin Gold.
That flushing sound you hear is poor Kasey swirling around the bowl of life as he descends from Panny to Fuglee to Amazon advice. Somebody get him a new camera - STAT!!! 😉
You can't top this :) Although the Black pro mist filter will also fit the Sony 20mm T1.8 :)
🇦🇺Camera Conspiracies T1.8. Brilliant ....... One Star!⭐️
I feel like perhaps the garbage can doubles as a step up stool for shorter people to reach the cupboards. that’s why it has a nice solid wooden lid and picture of someone standing on it
One of your best videos, I almost pissed myself laughing.
My first thought of the pic with the person standing on the trash can was that they were so disappointed that they were hanging themselves!!!!
"If you love something, why do you make it sad?" I need this on a T-shirt!
Thanks for cheering us up, good medicine appreciated.
More of these please.😂
Oh, thank God, some funny content at long last and no mention of a lousy vlogging camera. Your ”photographer” fans thank you.
This is one of my favorite episode now!
I like your sense of humour very much!!!
This video was fantastic, please keep this going!
Giggled my ass off at work watching this! Cheers
My theory is that there MUST be a parallel universe in which people read these Amazon reviews and go: thanks Stacey, I'm glad you don't know the answer, that was helpful indeed
Hahahaa great video Kasey! Laughed the whole time 🤣
Definitely one of your funniest presentations. Loved it.
I come for the quirkiness, this one didn't disappoint.
Hahahahahahaha omg that car analogy fkn killed me
Oh boy, this was pure gold!!! I loughed so hard!
I've resolved not to watch your videos while I am eating. I laughed so much I almost choked on my frikin' sandwich!
Still trying to get my head round "smaller than I think" 🤔
I see your branching out since the perfect vlogging camera is here for you: the A7SIII.
Nah this is the second video in the serie, he did the first one quite some time ago... I don't remember when exactly, maybe a year? lol
lololol you literally make me piss myself......I dont smell too good at the moment.......stop making me laugh!
We need more of these!
What is that slow music that hints that something funny is about to be said? Theme music? But it works dude you have great day humor, keeps me laughing.
All my music for the show is here vegetablepolice.bandcamp.com/
This is hilarious! I was waking my wife up because I was laughing so loud watching it.
You should investigate why beneath nearly every question there is an anwers where somebody tells you "i dont no" or "never used it" "dont now but product xy cant". Its so unbelievable stupid. But it calms me a bit that thats not only a thing here in germany apperently
its because amazon will email you after you bought it telling you that someone has asked a question about the product. People reply as if someone personally emailed them about it so they answer "idk i havent used it yet"
OMG I missed the first one! This was hilarious I gotta find the first one!
The hive-mind is subject to random synaptic disasters.
What can you tell me about your wife?:
Uhmmmm... she is my wife and uhmm.. well yes that is all I can say I guess
What can you tell me about your car?:
Uhmm....well
Top speed 155Mph
0-62 3.70s
Engine capacity 3,993cc
Fuel type Petrol
Transmission Automatic
Engine Power - BHP 605bhp
Engine Power - KW 445kW
Engine Power - RPM 6,100rpm
Engine Torque - LB·FT 553lb·ft
Engine Torque - NM 750Nm
CO2 223g/km
Standard Euro Emissions Euro 6
Fuel Tank Capacity 75l
EC Urban 21mpg
EC Extra Urban 38mpg
EC Combined 29.4mpg
Length 4,979mm
Width (including mirrors) 2,086mm
Height 1,461mm
Seats 5
Doors 5
Luggage Capacity (Seats Up) 565l
Gross Vehicle Weight 2,580kg
Wheelbase 2,915mm
Minimum Kerbweight 1,950kg
Max. Roof Load 100kg
Max. Towing Weight - Braked 2,100kg
Max. Towing Weight - Unbraked 750kg
Max. Loading Weight 630kg
Tyre Size Rear 285/30 R21
Tyre Size Spare Tyre Repair KIT
Wheel Type 21" Alloy
😂😂
Toni ! - tops speed 155!?! With all tha horse power and torque?,.... can you divorce it for underperformance?
Hehe stupid speed limitator on Audi. With some chiptuning it will reach 200 mph. Marriage saved!
Toni ! - hahahaha! Brilliant
FYI, bamboo fabric is the softest glorious cloth. Highly recommend. One star.
Oh the knife sharpener guy.
I was laughing pretty much throughout this video. Wow.
The quiet ones are not available in Canada, Kasey. I had to buy the Sharp portable one from US. It's really quiet, you almost don't hear it.
5:07 product photography with the Sirui anamorphic!
I have food grade grease in my house, it is used to lubricate things like soft serve ice cream machines.
10:56 That wholheartly laugh from you was so genuine, I liked that! :D
OMG, It's exactly what we ALL think when we go to Amazon ... YOU continue to ascend beyond RUclips "Superhero" status!!!! Please do an entire channel devoted to this .. Please!!!
Omg. I'm dying. 😂🤣 Best video yet!
As a Florida person all my life all those portable ac units are noisy because of the fan. I put them in homes temporarily when the main home unit breaks down. And make sure you have a window to vent the hot air out. On low speed in another room it could work for you when videoing.
love it when you break character:)
You brighten up my day no end 🤣🤣🤣
i have so much to do but i must watch this, i must
Loved this video. Thanks for the laughs.
Where's my pump .... gasp.....can't breath ......cough cough...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So true this ..
Love these amazon piss takes. What a great laugh 😂🤣
First Con "IT'S LOUD" 😂
This was funny you need to do more of these. Yeah I’m glad you went back to the Fuji
I am guessing Toronto has gone into full lockdown. After carefully thinking about all of his options, Kasey thought reading Amazon reviews will be the topic of the day. Can we start a petition for them to let him out of the house? I don't know what will happen if he has to spend a whole week locked up inside...
Sasha Yanshin Get him a pet squirrel, too.
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I'm looking forward to sporting my orange Cripple Hammer tee shirt, which has shipped, during Zoom meetings at work. When people ask about it, I will direct them to this video.
Dude the grease comment made me spit up my white castles lol
At least now you know how people feel when they come to your videos for info :D
love your sense of humor
Put the kids to sleep for this one :)
Black Pro Mist 1/4 filter amzn.to/345wVfr
My Amazon Store for products I recommend www.amazon.com/shop/vegetablepolice I think you can click the link then shop around amazon for whatever you were going to buy, and I'll get a cut. Thanks :)
@Free Speech I can see the need for those that can't sleep with the noise, some of which cannot be blocked by earplugs. Dyson made lots of money on quiet fans.
Fan noise is related to the blade design. Militaries spent enormous sums of money on designing submarine propellers that create the least amount of noise. AC noise is related how often the compressor is on, which is driven by its compressor design.
Food grade grease is definitely a thing. Commonly used to repair commercial coffee grinders.
To the guy that was so excited about the knife sharpener... "How long are your knives?"
I hate amazon reviews. Those people act like we’re in a conversation and tell me ridiculous things instead of a review.
I hope your crawl space has ghosts. I'm dying.
Hahah.. these are hilarious!! keep it up!