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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024

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  • @sunshinemkay
    @sunshinemkay 2 года назад +446

    "As everybody knows I am just RIDDLED with ADHD and I probably have a touch of the 'tism"
    That sentence took me OUT 💀🤣😭

  • @bowss1
    @bowss1 Год назад +80

    ‘ it’s not your fault, *HIT THEM WITH A BUS* ‘
    Best advice ever and got me cackling on the floor.

  • @patrickhouchins9074
    @patrickhouchins9074 2 года назад +806

    Yo I did the same thing once with that spray on sun screen, nobody told me you had to rub it in and I had all these squiggly lines all over my body, looked like an octopus had its way with me lmao.

    • @misseselise3864
      @misseselise3864 2 года назад +48

      the instructions are literally printed on the can

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 года назад +51

      Lmao but it's kind of common sense tho?? It's still liquid💀

    • @emilyhart9067
      @emilyhart9067 2 года назад +46

      "An octopus had it's way with me" lmaoo I love this line

    • @nuyataylor4885
      @nuyataylor4885 2 года назад +23

      How are y’all doing this? You don’t even feel the liquid going all over your body. Duh, you have to rub it in.

    • @mildlymarvelous
      @mildlymarvelous 2 года назад +16

      You don’t have to rub it in, just hold the can far away enough from your body that the spray angle is wide enough to properly coat your skin. It works like spray paint.

  • @lindsayduet5658
    @lindsayduet5658 2 года назад +983

    Monstro I hope you know that you are the only channel I turn to for the highest of quality tip Tok compilations, every video hits perfectly, thank you for your service

    • @Johnnywithay
      @Johnnywithay 2 года назад

      Shut up they legit screen record videos suck up to someone else

    • @meowmix9427
      @meowmix9427 2 года назад +73

      yeah tbh monstro is great. they don't include stupid basic tiktoks, homophobic shit, or try to sell merch like so many other "funny tiktok accounts" do. monstro is high quality.

    • @Heterandria4mosa
      @Heterandria4mosa 2 года назад +13

      ever since the demise of periodt

    • @Ahelow
      @Ahelow 2 года назад +15

      I like I don’t have to rotate and it’s the correct aspect ratio for mobile lol

    • @totallynotlilly
      @totallynotlilly 2 года назад +6

      @@Heterandria4mosa fly high, periodt 🙏

  • @jellycanto8304
    @jellycanto8304 2 года назад +173

    2:17 To be honest depending on the type of cheese, there is a chance that all that cheese would be gone within a week, two weeks at the longest if I had all that cheese

    • @gundhamtanaka4518
      @gundhamtanaka4518 2 года назад +5

      dude i can eat a block of mfing american cheese everyday all day but too bad im lactose intolerant so i cant

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 2 года назад +4

      @@gundhamtanaka4518 that's coward talk

    • @gundhamtanaka4518
      @gundhamtanaka4518 2 года назад +3

      @@deffdefying4803 i- wow

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 года назад +5

      man if it's anything but swiss I'll eat the entire stock in 1-2 days

    • @4Radi0
      @4Radi0 2 года назад +1

      Cheese is so good, im happy that guy has a cheese drawer. Not enough people have them.

  • @Jay-jc9bk
    @Jay-jc9bk 2 года назад +117

    1:25 bro got right to the point 💀

  • @jelly.belle.1056
    @jelly.belle.1056 2 года назад +98

    0:15 girl speaking enderman lmao

  • @klanceklancerevolution3339
    @klanceklancerevolution3339 2 года назад +28

    4:49
    My bro breathing that 8k UltraPremium quality air

  • @lilyhoyle5239
    @lilyhoyle5239 2 года назад +66

    the energy from the guy in the background at 7:42 is wonderful

  • @kiaratoo
    @kiaratoo 2 года назад +224

    The tiktoks and sounds to go with them go out of sync at the end lol
    Starts at around 7:55
    (It's been fixed now! :D

    • @elijiahburgess5506
      @elijiahburgess5506 2 года назад +12

      Yeah I had that happen too. Seems like no one else had that happen.

    • @kiaratoo
      @kiaratoo 2 года назад +11

      @@elijiahburgess5506 It's happened to everyone for sure - just they either a) don't care or b) didn't notice,,

    • @tt-qq4xq
      @tt-qq4xq 2 года назад +7

      yah i tought my phone was glitching

    • @crowthebro
      @crowthebro 2 года назад +1

      thought i was going nuts thanks man

    • @ewonders7629
      @ewonders7629 2 года назад +2

      Thank you. Thought my phone broke😂

  • @ciciamanda.
    @ciciamanda. 2 года назад +91

    "as you know i am riddled with adhd, and i perhaps have a touch of the -tism" is my go to way of introducing myself, an adhd and tism connoisseur, from now on

  • @enderriderone5180
    @enderriderone5180 2 года назад +119

    watching this at midnight, currently eating some bread wearing a white shirt and 4:20 comes along ... made me burst into fucking tears XD

  • @jeongyeonslovelies
    @jeongyeonslovelies 2 года назад +6

    5:16 “and I perhaps have a touch of the tism“

  • @iheart__
    @iheart__ 2 года назад +12

    11:09 the man was too stunned to speak

  • @Jane_The_Fox
    @Jane_The_Fox Год назад +8

    “Wait the next one’s gonna be extra cheesy!”
    Had me DIEING bruh
    8:33

  • @GrayZStarsFortniteFilms
    @GrayZStarsFortniteFilms Год назад +7

    4:24 THIS MADE ME LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY FOR SEVERAL SECONDS

  • @sarahsheppardgames794
    @sarahsheppardgames794 2 года назад +54

    5:22 , I used to walk like that, and for anyone ever somehow wanting to, don’t, it will completely ruin your legs, I had to go through months of physiotherapy to walk with flat feet after walking like that for about 2 years, and I still have problems due to walking on my toes now

    • @dinthevoidalspeck2582
      @dinthevoidalspeck2582 2 года назад +3

      what kind of problems if you don’t mind sharing, i find it really comfortable to walk like that 😶

    • @cr4ft1ques
      @cr4ft1ques 2 года назад +1

      @@dinthevoidalspeck2582 search it up?

    • @hirallyly
      @hirallyly 2 года назад +1

      why'd you do it tho

    • @sarahsheppardgames794
      @sarahsheppardgames794 2 года назад +6

      @@dinthevoidalspeck2582 problems like I find it painful to walk some days, so painful that I’ve had to have days off because of the pain, some days where I can’t get out of bed because of the pain, it’s really hard sometimes and it’s horrible, it causes so much pain in my feet and ankles that I wouldn’t even wish it on my worst enemy 😅, to add, it doesn’t only affect your ankles, it will affect your Achilles’ tendons and your hamstrings, heck I’ve fairly recently had to start going to the hospital for physio again due to more new problems with my legs

    • @sarahsheppardgames794
      @sarahsheppardgames794 2 года назад +4

      @@hirallyly there was no real reason, I just did, I found it more comfortable and I still do now even after the physio, my mum thinks that it may have been slightly caused by my ASD because apparently it is fairly common in people with autism, but personally I just liked walking like it and the only reason why it has stopped is because my mum noticed and questioned me about it lol

  • @alissamiller1938
    @alissamiller1938 2 года назад +9

    0:00 "and i am a wilderness explorer-" had me dying

  • @naarafuentes7911
    @naarafuentes7911 2 года назад +23

    0:40 my girl ran faster than me in P.E

  • @justinemcgovern6073
    @justinemcgovern6073 Год назад +9

    7:27 the next two had me ded

  • @dilpickle3012
    @dilpickle3012 Год назад +6

    1:13
    Me a Floridian: I thought everyone knew this

  • @k.j.r.c8608
    @k.j.r.c8608 2 года назад +18

    0:34 ah hell nah, I’d run the opposite way. That’s one of the scary ice cream vans.

    • @-x_XxX_x-
      @-x_XxX_x- 2 года назад +1

      FR and is it just me or does the music sound SCARY AF

    • @k.j.r.c8608
      @k.j.r.c8608 2 года назад

      @@-x_XxX_x- not alone🤞🏼, never liked them, never will lol

    • @-x_XxX_x-
      @-x_XxX_x- 2 года назад

      @@k.j.r.c8608 yep lol

  • @-Caprisun-
    @-Caprisun- 2 года назад +8

    3:27 bro i cant even

  • @mariahs6
    @mariahs6 2 года назад +61

    4:25 My new band name would be Green M&Ms. I'm totally okay with that :D

  • @ahrikim4546
    @ahrikim4546 2 года назад +12

    7:40 THE TALENT 😍😍😍😍

  • @kittykat490
    @kittykat490 2 года назад +186

    12:38 is anyone else desperate to know what this guy's voice sounds like bc ive never heard it

    • @gsmgalaxy5278
      @gsmgalaxy5278 2 года назад +7

      Yea

    • @mistypedhi
      @mistypedhi 2 года назад +5

      He is a meme mime.

    • @pansexualpancake
      @pansexualpancake 2 года назад +4

      omg yeah

    • @JohnnyM2x
      @JohnnyM2x 2 года назад +4

      He did an interview where he does actually speak; just search for "Khaby Lame intervista" from the channel "Fanpage" and you should find it. It's in Italian tho, since he lives in Italy.

  • @bongekandwandwe5205
    @bongekandwandwe5205 2 года назад +19

    7:14 what the hell happened?😭😭🤣

    • @albanui6354
      @albanui6354 2 года назад +3

      Maybe he took off the shirt and tried to use it as an oven mitt?

    • @bongekandwandwe5205
      @bongekandwandwe5205 2 года назад +1

      @@albanui6354 that makes sense, it's him wearing it that was throwing me off😂

  • @eve-rg9jh
    @eve-rg9jh 2 года назад +21

    I agree with the ranch lady 0:15

    • @_bugmuncher_
      @_bugmuncher_ 2 года назад +5

      such a deep and moving message

    • @eve-rg9jh
      @eve-rg9jh 2 года назад

      @@_bugmuncher_ ikr

  • @k_mart_clown7700
    @k_mart_clown7700 2 года назад +80

    I dont need tick tok. i got this channel
    Edit: chill guys the misspelling was on purposes lol.

  • @JJ_lol
    @JJ_lol 2 года назад +1

    7:34 I literally cannot escape this video and that moose thingy

  • @acid2308
    @acid2308 2 года назад +12

    0:15 she talking animal crossing💀☠

  • @catsock
    @catsock Год назад +2

    5:20 get this man a pair of pumps

  • @dwaekkisinsanity5233
    @dwaekkisinsanity5233 2 года назад +32

    5:39 honestly, I feel like that'd be one of the things I'd like to try. Just eat and cry in the shower

    • @doubleknotonmyyeezys909
      @doubleknotonmyyeezys909 2 года назад +4

      Nice same stay :)

    • @destineeryan6773
      @destineeryan6773 2 года назад +3

      Have done, would do again. There’s something pleasantly illegal feeling about sitting in a warm bath fully clothed eating a bowl of cereal and listening to some tunes at 10am knowing that no one can stop you. Even better after a toke if you’re into weed. It’s the same nice but illegal feeling you get when you eat ice cream for dinner the first time when your whole life everyone has told you you’re not allowed. It’s good fun that hurts no one and brings joy to you, what could be better? 10/10 recommend. Don’t forget to ditch the sopping wet clothes in the bathroom before you get out though or your floors and bed will hate you.

    • @RoboVirtue
      @RoboVirtue Год назад

      Listen im all for this but I dont want what Im eating to be soggy.

    • @dwaekkisinsanity5233
      @dwaekkisinsanity5233 Год назад

      @@RoboVirtue the ice cream’s gonna be soggy either way what?? 😭😭😭

  • @theodorec1882
    @theodorec1882 2 года назад +16

    "A touch of the 'tism" fuckin sent me im-

  • @NebulaSkies0
    @NebulaSkies0 2 года назад +11

    7:38 fucking beautiful. Made me cry laughing

  • @greenhousesubs
    @greenhousesubs 2 года назад +3

    5:13 …. buddy i hate to break it to you…

  • @blinxxie9900
    @blinxxie9900 2 года назад +21

    7:59 IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGG

  • @professordoctordoctor7262
    @professordoctordoctor7262 2 года назад +4

    11:39
    Alright, so? I'll become the riddler.

  • @floogleborp9603
    @floogleborp9603 2 года назад +5

    1:36 demon blood art: death bubbles.

  • @LaurLaurLaurLauren
    @LaurLaurLaurLauren 2 года назад +8

    4:25 - Welcome to the stage, BLUE GOLDFISH

  • @luvvpercy
    @luvvpercy 2 года назад +47

    i am also a wilderness explorer

  • @threedogsinatrenchcoat6336
    @threedogsinatrenchcoat6336 2 года назад +20

    8:08 my cat just freaked out at this noise lmaooo

  • @debrahdlh
    @debrahdlh 2 года назад +13

    I love how the entire noodles fall out and she's just like the next one will be extra cheesy 🧀

  • @fightingfairy9731
    @fightingfairy9731 2 года назад +6

    9:53 I would leave..

  • @Makaponpon
    @Makaponpon 2 года назад +15

    so we just not gonna talk about 9:29?

  • @Instant-coffe-lover
    @Instant-coffe-lover Год назад +2

    0:10 yes I agree with your statement

  • @sheilabruner345
    @sheilabruner345 2 года назад +5

    2:08 lets get the bill

  • @SweetPunky
    @SweetPunky 2 года назад +6

    0:24 The thing that makes it worse it’s this- 🙈 🙈 SPINNING AROUND 😭

  • @judithsixkiller5586
    @judithsixkiller5586 2 года назад +13

    Many of these have made me question not only what in the hell has been done to these poor children , But the very nature of time and reality itself . And I quite agree with the shirt about the oatmilk.

  • @fandd29n
    @fandd29n 2 года назад +5

    3:22 i did this as a kid and i dont regret it

  • @trilogyprions9924
    @trilogyprions9924 2 года назад +47

    Orange Roasted Chicken is pretty tasty and accurate to what I ate not gonna lie.

  • @0fficial_Blossom
    @0fficial_Blossom 2 года назад +8

    4:20 red-black-oreos
    also the timing of that clip is 420 😳

  • @Mxnkiz
    @Mxnkiz 2 года назад +6

    4:21 WELCOME TO THE NEWEST ADDITION-
    BLUE BROWNIE!!
    Tonight they are playing brittle blues, let’s give them a round-of-a-plause

    • @ray_not_rain
      @ray_not_rain 2 года назад

      just heard of this new band called “white nut”
      i literally kid you not. i died when i realized that was the name 💀

  • @Lamez.y
    @Lamez.y Год назад +4

    4:50 mofoka you sniffin all the damn oxygen

  • @tsukasathehappycat5406
    @tsukasathehappycat5406 2 года назад +5

    "Hit them with a bus"
    My brother: Wha-huh?
    Actually my brother: 2:27 oh! Your right lets go find a bus to rent so you can harass me

  • @yaoidreams2993
    @yaoidreams2993 2 года назад +6

    9:42 oh no 😂
    don't we all got strange neighbors

  • @sonarium3542
    @sonarium3542 2 года назад +11

    4:30
    WE GOT BLACK PASTA 💅🏼

  • @eleventapes
    @eleventapes 2 года назад +6

    10:37 is my favorite (the shrek one)

  • @urmomslover6969
    @urmomslover6969 2 года назад +4

    5:56 Okay but like....Barbie Dream House is the best game. Prove me wrong😟

  • @S0NJAMIN
    @S0NJAMIN 2 года назад +6

    1:05
    The sun: Am I a joke to you?

  • @charlotteedits8705
    @charlotteedits8705 2 года назад +5

    Watching this at 2:33 am and dying of laughter. Thanks for this. 😂

  • @mythicalkid5860
    @mythicalkid5860 2 года назад +4

    10:49 the fact I have that in a box somewhere 💀

  • @blanketbudgie
    @blanketbudgie 2 года назад +5

    12:21 had me dead….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thislittledragon9617
    @thislittledragon9617 2 года назад +6

    6:20 nah cause why tf is y'all's head so small!!!!!!! I JUST WANT A CUTE LITTLE BUCKET HAT, MAN!!!!!!!

  • @navynation956
    @navynation956 2 года назад +16

    you know it's gonna be good when the first one get's ya

    • @bqckslash
      @bqckslash 2 года назад

      You mean you actually find this funny?

    • @navynation956
      @navynation956 2 года назад +1

      @@bqckslash you mean you actually have no sense of humor?

    • @bqckslash
      @bqckslash 2 года назад

      @@navynation956 Bro so you seriously find this funny lmaaoooo

    • @navynation956
      @navynation956 2 года назад +1

      @@bqckslash bro so you seriously have nothing better to do with your time than post shit comments on youtube lmaaoooo

  • @psychounicorn8766
    @psychounicorn8766 Год назад +1

    4:20 white chicken shnitzel XD I LOVE IT

  • @caesarjg5304
    @caesarjg5304 2 года назад +6

    5:20 I have never heard someone call it Touch of the -Tism before but from now on I will use this one to describe my diagnosis

  • @BhalOnSpotify
    @BhalOnSpotify 2 года назад +5

    8:57 THATS MY FUCKING BROTHER 💀💀

  • @flip4flippyfan
    @flip4flippyfan 2 года назад +7

    the gmod/half life sounds are giving me serotonin

  • @Ilc8141
    @Ilc8141 2 года назад +2

    9:11 SO RELATABLE 😢😭

  • @sabianandocs
    @sabianandocs 2 года назад +3

    Why is the one at 8:23 so emotional

  • @brain_rotartist5654
    @brain_rotartist5654 2 года назад +4

    10:57 I HAD ONE OF THOSE

  • @SUK1._.3
    @SUK1._.3 2 года назад +3

    9:18 ghost got caught lacking

  • @mila6889
    @mila6889 2 года назад +2

    6:11 lol

  • @Corruptedmaagic
    @Corruptedmaagic 2 года назад +3

    4:25 mine is blue spaghetti

  • @gayaurora8458
    @gayaurora8458 Год назад +2

    “I need to get my other IPad, because I wasn’t paying attention I was playing Barbie’s dream house”
    -me in maths

  • @fluffy6161
    @fluffy6161 2 года назад +3

    4:28 mine is black gummy lol

  • @MAYMAY-kc2go
    @MAYMAY-kc2go 2 года назад +1

    4:25 not like anybody asked but i would be purple McMuffin😭

  • @mistypedhi
    @mistypedhi 2 года назад +12

    How long were you not watching your child for them to get that deep into the vaseline..??

  • @oops6482
    @oops6482 2 года назад +1

    4:20
    STOPP MINE IS CREAM PIE IN CRYING

  • @alex.adamski
    @alex.adamski 2 года назад +4

    4:23 Gray Spaghettios
    That sounds like they're covered in ashes ew-

  • @I_COULDNT_DECIDE_ON_A_NAME
    @I_COULDNT_DECIDE_ON_A_NAME 7 месяцев назад +1

    "your band name is the color of your shirt and the lat thing you ate"
    will you please welcome the GRAY MAC'N'CHEESE!!!!

  • @liasmith9711
    @liasmith9711 2 года назад

    8:56 lmao the Willoughbys hair style 😭😆

  • @lilibet23
    @lilibet23 2 года назад +3

    My band name would be Navy Noodles 😂

  • @bluefeather7930
    @bluefeather7930 2 года назад +2

    4:20 haha
    Pink chicken patties

  • @ozduckberg6375
    @ozduckberg6375 2 года назад +4

    6:49 she looks like this girl at my church like so much so that cld literally be her wtffff

    • @graphite2786
      @graphite2786 2 года назад +1

      Why she sound like she on te toiliet tho?
      Is she messed up💊

  • @0.REGISTER.0
    @0.REGISTER.0 2 года назад

    0:40 that jersey and that ice cream made the linebacker come out

  • @josiebunch8137
    @josiebunch8137 2 года назад +4

    3:43 what was in her car!

  • @tmzers.
    @tmzers. Год назад

    4:20
    “ Please give it up for Light Blue Watermelon Extra Gum!!! “

  • @darktrav579
    @darktrav579 2 года назад +3

    2:01 and thats how you ruin a car

  • @mjeffords02
    @mjeffords02 2 года назад +1

    Her: “ your stage name is the Color of your shirt and the last thing you ate” Me: Pink Taco

  • @sej3991
    @sej3991 2 года назад +7

    Is no one else getting the weird sound glitch halfway through?

  • @_42o_69
    @_42o_69 2 года назад

    4:20 “Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome, GRAY STARBURSTS”

  • @iridescentaurora268
    @iridescentaurora268 2 года назад +3

    “Anyone know where I can get shoes that let me walk like this?” *on the balls of his feet*
    You are looking for a pair of heels, my friend. I’ve actually seen a decent amount of high heels for men in my place of work, can’t say I know the cost though.

  • @F1veteran
    @F1veteran 2 года назад +2

    Audio gets desynced after 7:54

  • @ilive4sharks91
    @ilive4sharks91 2 года назад +3

    4:44 whats the song

  • @robbb416
    @robbb416 2 года назад +1

    "I'm tired of you small head b*tches." 😅🤣😂😭

  • @SmileyzArtz
    @SmileyzArtz 2 года назад +4

    4:34

  • @JellySkyy_real
    @JellySkyy_real 2 года назад +2

    9:48 bro let her sleep stop calling her she really needs her sleep have you seen the bags under her eyes? 👀

  • @tomspencer4855
    @tomspencer4855 2 года назад +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BEANS