6:18 This is the most relatable teenage white people shit I've ever seen. Burning incense out of a gas station cotton candy bucket, and being told that you're going to die in a tarot reading. Memories. Like the corners of my mind.
There’s not much at the 1:00 min mark, sooo…….??? How is that art? The stunted yell of a kid?! Please explain - for the love of God and to quell a thirst for knowledge I have. Thanks much! 😉👌🏼
i bought my car right before gas got expensive n $50 wouldn’t fill my 16 gallon tank :’) but our highest prices here were still lower than california’s normal prices
@@Death_the_Kid better idea: most chain gas stations have rewards programs where u can earn points on your purchases that can result in free or discounted stuff. my fav is racetrac bc you can get 10¢ off per gallon for $2.50 a month but i think racetrac is only in the southeast US. get upside is good if u live in a metropolitan area bc u can get cash back for restaurant and in store purchases on top of gas purchases (only downside is u have to use a card)
10:27 i have some, and it's all in my 2nd period everyone there just talks shit about this one girl, even the teacher, and i thought they were being harsh at first, but after learning about some of the stuff she pulled, i got it she goes out of her way to steal her friend's bfs and will even instigate trouble with their families to try to turn them against each other, she actively seeks out anyone who's lgbt or poc and purposely says offensive stuff to them and then plays it off like she didn't mean it that way, she flirts with grown men including our teacher's ex bf and another teacher who used to work at our school but was let go for "confidential reasons" after at least 2 weeks of this, she posted on her story that she knew people were talking about her and even referenced verbatim one of the comments made about her, and then suddenly the class's close knit bond was gone and everyone was suspicious of who could've leaked and we all turned on each other. it was like a modern lord of the flies.
She sounds like someone who just gets a kick of ruining everyone elses lives because she doesn't have one. Also she sounds like she needs therapy, or put into asylum cus that shit's not healthy.
5:33 Seeing as I have dreams about biblically accurate angels telling me to wait until we get home to shit and the fact that they have to tell me not to shit in the car urinal, I think I may need a few
the video at 7:30 of the teacher reading a packet as an intruder invades there school. Considering they have a “don’t tread on me” flag in math class, I imagine the teacher has a shot gun under his desk, hence is calm demeanor 😂😂😂
for personal use 6:18 you're gonna die soon (pls know that's not actually the meaning of the card lmao) 8:06 oH MY GOD 8:27 princess stripper 11:24 did you ever need someone to talk to?
7:25 I would just get up and do it myself. 🤦♀ I've done protocol without needing to be told what to do, and I'll do it again. My school teaches us to be safe. But still no hoods. 😢
I've not watched the video yet, but I desperately need that "Gaslighting isn't real, you're just crazy" shirt, because that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
5:40 is literally DISGUSTING as all hell. That water wasn't yellow just because of the dyes, that shit was yellow because of how dirty those bills were. All the dirt and drugs has gotta make that tea something else...
3:04 - There was a lady who would order around 20-25 drinks every Wednesday with no warnings and we always would go "Oh Fvck its Linda". I also made an order of 3 med. chocolate shakes, 4 med. vanilla shakes, 9 med. oreo shakes, 1 med. hot fudge shake and a med. oreo ice cream, again with no warning. * I don't work at the place anymore, but it definitely was an experience at 18 * I also used a fake name lol
“ I did not consent to watching that “
Is now a quote I will use
Lol same
Lol
Watching Cer Spence show up without my consent was the best part of my day
Same XD
@TheRealDora 4:03 bro :)
Funny thing, I WATCHED THIS ON THE TOILET
Hopefully not my toilet
Didn't even see the title and I just finished the video... I was in the toilet
Same
Paused the video half way just so i could finish it on the toilet
Me tooooo
0:23 just laughed while feeling the Devil's hot breath against my neck.
"Im not racist I _sWEar-"_
_😳_
@@mani-qj3np ur emoji really said /
@@CallMeMasky gotta emphasise the _😳_
@@mani-qj3np OMFG I had no idea we could do this to emojis! _💀_
For personal use:
4:28 pool boy
9:52 cookie baby
….what!
COOKIE BABY WAS SO FUNNY IDK WHY
THE FIRST ONE WAS WAY TOO OUTTA POCKET TO BEGIN WITH 😭😭
Fr like- i wasn't expecting that 😭😭✋
It was hilarious
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@@matcha26i can tell by the flag behind em🥶
8:56 I like to imagine the sandwich artist was not in on the joke.
More lettuce
“Sandwich artist” I like that title
@@MG-mn7ig That is legitimately your job title at Subway. I worked there twice when I was young.
God bless
It's my favorite one here😭
6:18 This is the most relatable teenage white people shit I've ever seen.
Burning incense out of a gas station cotton candy bucket, and being told that you're going to die in a tarot reading.
Memories. Like the corners of my mind.
I'm just wondering how they got that the person was going to die from the page of pentacles hahahah
this whole video is an exquisite collection but:
1:00 is art to me
8:27 i have attained an unrequited love for robert
Thanks
There’s not much at the 1:00 min mark, sooo…….??? How is that art? The stunted yell of a kid?! Please explain - for the love of God and to quell a thirst for knowledge I have. Thanks much! 😉👌🏼
* Now Robert, I do get that totally. He’s the real deal!…😉😌
1:29 I laughed harder than I should have wtf😭😭
Fr I was like how do they do that!!! 😂
Why ? Black humor is jokes a toddler would make followed but screaming
The lettuce one had me dying because the second time he asked he sounded like he never asked in the first place
0:34 I like how he spins against the fan.
2:51 nobody talking about how funny this one is 😭😭
It is lmaoooooo
@@austinchrist3240 " _butt_ gravy" is where I lost it 💀 pls it's so underrated
9:36 Ay yo why that look like british Toby Maguire??
Tobey Maguire's not british?!??!????
i laughed at 8:20 at first and then i remembered i spent $70 on gas the other day after buying $30 worth of snacks in the store😭😭😭
💀
Damn we live the same life lmao I gotta start dropping them snacks 😭
bro u got the rinne amagi pfp...true
i bought my car right before gas got expensive n $50 wouldn’t fill my 16 gallon tank :’) but our highest prices here were still lower than california’s normal prices
@@Death_the_Kid better idea: most chain gas stations have rewards programs where u can earn points on your purchases that can result in free or discounted stuff. my fav is racetrac bc you can get 10¢ off per gallon for $2.50 a month but i think racetrac is only in the southeast US. get upside is good if u live in a metropolitan area bc u can get cash back for restaurant and in store purchases on top of gas purchases (only downside is u have to use a card)
10:11 OH MY GOD BAHAHAHAHA
9:46 I actually had these and they taste like an orange gummy. If you have ever had those crabby patty gummies, it kinda tastes like that
12:05 honestly I thought the baby couldn’t breathe, was lowkey scared
Crying so hard baby really can't.
10:27 i have some, and it's all in my 2nd period
everyone there just talks shit about this one girl, even the teacher, and i thought they were being harsh at first, but after learning about some of the stuff she pulled, i got it
she goes out of her way to steal her friend's bfs and will even instigate trouble with their families to try to turn them against each other, she actively seeks out anyone who's lgbt or poc and purposely says offensive stuff to them and then plays it off like she didn't mean it that way, she flirts with grown men including our teacher's ex bf and another teacher who used to work at our school but was let go for "confidential reasons"
after at least 2 weeks of this, she posted on her story that she knew people were talking about her and even referenced verbatim one of the comments made about her, and then suddenly the class's close knit bond was gone and everyone was suspicious of who could've leaked and we all turned on each other. it was like a modern lord of the flies.
She sounds like someone who just gets a kick of ruining everyone elses lives because she doesn't have one.
Also she sounds like she needs therapy, or put into asylum cus that shit's not healthy.
Shits wild
7:35 i've never felt so targeted in my life
At 8:38 don't be like the chick they have to throw away every thing on that sushi belt and sanitize.
Yes. What a rude POS.
10:03 wasn't expected
"I didn't consent to watching that" is my 2022 favorite phrase
2:18 had me cryin
5:33
Seeing as I have dreams about biblically accurate angels telling me to wait until we get home to shit and the fact that they have to tell me not to shit in the car urinal, I think I may need a few
LMAO my room is covered from wall to wall in dream catchers- I have a messed up mind- I need them-
the video at 7:30 of the teacher reading a packet as an intruder invades there school. Considering they have a “don’t tread on me” flag in math class, I imagine the teacher has a shot gun under his desk, hence is calm demeanor 😂😂😂
It's so wholesome that I can bond with strangers on toilets globally
5:19 wait what movie is that it looks so familiar
It's the hunger games! (Thanks you google Lenz ❤❤) 👀 gonna go look up where I can watch it
The kid spilling the orange juice followed by the polar bear followed by the guy walking into the glass door killed me
1:43 what the fuck I love that cloud ceiling
4:26 looks like heaven
Thanks so much, I was waiting to have a compilation like that, I’m gon’ save this to watch later, so I can watch that when I’m in the toilet 🙏😭✨
Watch now
3:48
A man of culture
9:05 this is fr how my sandwiches look
7:02 LOL
for personal use
6:18 you're gonna die soon (pls know that's not actually the meaning of the card lmao)
8:06 oH MY GOD
8:27 princess stripper
11:24 did you ever need someone to talk to?
3:20 HAD ME ROLLING 😂
0:13 Now we know her password.
Me at 5:12 b like "wtf is wrong with you dude saying u r a marvel fan but say batman u must not really be a fan."
4:43 the shirt tryna gaslight us into thinking gaslighting is not real
Yes, that's the joke. Congratulations for getting it. Good job.
7:25 I would just get up and do it myself. 🤦♀
I've done protocol without needing to be told what to do, and I'll do it again.
My school teaches us to be safe.
But still no hoods. 😢
These are giving off major vine energy
2:25 Caskets cost $ 2000-5000
At Walmart
Bruh why do you got to box your dead before burying them?? Is FedEx in charge of shippin souls to heaven.
4:03 Lucifer Morningstar vibes
IKRR
I THOUGH THE SAMEE
7:36 BOI!! THIS HAD ME GET UP FROM MY DESK IN ASTONISHMENT AND DISAPPOINTMENT!!
2:13 I'd just go home and die of embarrassement
2:05 why is this so friggin cute and funny
bro 1:07 is my friend omg
3:15 Doctor Mike has entered the chat
awhhh the saturated fat in thattttttttttt
4:38 *flamingo*
9:55 I thought it was a baby chick 🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
2:00 poor thing, she tried her best 🥺
11:57
I think your baby is broken
6:04 me and everyone at my first birthday party
I would LOVE to live where ever TF they live at 4:20
3:56 you mean near death roast beef💀
6:25 when I say I'm rolling...
7:56 that gjrl is cute
I clicked this because I was on the toilet at work, and i do not regret staying in here till it was finished.
Work people reading this comment 🤨
11:10 why are moments like these so fuckin funny lmao
11:43 he is so cute and then you have the fucking nerve to say that?
Babies don’t understand what you’re saying
I KNEW THE GIRL AT 6:41 IN HIGH SCHOOL WTF
Was she that "unique" back then? Blue hair checks out.
3:42 it’s all fun and games until the stove turns on while you’re sleeping
00:35
ok but like-
alr i see dat
me too 💀👏🏼😭
8:28 I WANT TO BE ROBERT’S FRIEND
I've made it a law that whenever I'm on the toilet the only thing I can do on my phone is watch this video
1:36
stoners really are the best people,
2:41 it's funny because it's true
1:49
how y’all… how y’all do the bald cap
The “Cause I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world! Isn’t that right Shinji?
AAA” Is the best I’ve been replaying it and I’m in tears
I also watched this on the toilet, but I wasn't using it. I was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom 🚻 😆
9:20 What's the name of this sound?
3:28
so- are they at Bussey town in Iowa?- Iowa is my home state, just wanna know if they've been to Bussey City Park? lmao
110/100 as usual, monstro!
🙏
this was hilarious 😂❤
C. Busey is gonna get clowned all year
9:28 I've been there before!
"boy you got a whole cooky in your moth" hahaha
I've not watched the video yet, but I desperately need that "Gaslighting isn't real, you're just crazy" shirt, because that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Tell me why, at 6:31, I held out my hand
Me too buddy, me too.
1:01 MGAOOOOO
“Equality for all Mothe-!”😂
1:40💀
I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING
5:40 is literally DISGUSTING as all hell. That water wasn't yellow just because of the dyes, that shit was yellow because of how dirty those bills were. All the dirt and drugs has gotta make that tea something else...
This is the best of these compilations I’ve seen in yrs thank u
bRUH 1:43 it’s the segway for me 😂😂😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀 send help
I just came in to the toilet on my time off work just to find this on my feed.....just.. amazing how many people you actually caught on the toilet
7:42 i'm in desperate need of his @
3:22 she’s probably the one who left the butt gravy behind 🤣🤣
My Sunday is now better
🥰
@@MonstroVids 💙💙
the last one was a chefs kiss lol
3:04 - There was a lady who would order around 20-25 drinks every Wednesday with no warnings and we always would go "Oh Fvck its Linda".
I also made an order of 3 med. chocolate shakes, 4 med. vanilla shakes, 9 med. oreo shakes, 1 med. hot fudge shake and a med. oreo ice cream, again with no warning.
* I don't work at the place anymore, but it definitely was an experience at 18 *
I also used a fake name lol
I’m on the toilet too jeez
“I’m embarrassing her not you”…->”She a part of me” lmaooo 0:19
“What’s your princess stripper name?”
“Robert”
11:17 what song is this?
Its in the mood by tyrone davis
7:32 Snek flag in classroom? didnt know that was a thing
why wouldnt that flag be in a class room could be a history class could be that the guy likes the flag because it was the military flag
not the butt gravy marinating 😰😰😰
These vids get better and better. Thank you dear curator 🙏
1:18 This is how I feel when I find the good ciabatta bread
AYEE JUST WHAT I NEED LMAOO