7:35 ‘WE’RE HAVING..A PRINCESS..PARTYY’ (kids screaming in harmonized crescendo like his death metal backup singers) perfectly balanced wholesomeness and chaos, hall of fame
2:55 YES! YES! IM NOT ALONE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD AFTER ALL! It's cuz it gives the illusion that you have more ice cream if you eat it with a small spoon
I actually use smaller spoons just so that I won't eat it all in seconds... it worked till I mastered the art of getting everything on the little spoon.
The checking suit pockets in GoodWill reminded me of the time I casually found a loose $100 bill in my pocket after saying I was broke. No clue where it came from
10:56 I told some guy his home boy wasn't cute and he was genuinely hurt 😭 I was like nah he's interesting looking but he's not my type. Dude almost started crying trying to be his homeboys wing man
yo thank u for that i’m having some problems right now and everything is just… idk… i’m feeling empty and you made me laugh again today, so thank u very much for that!!!
@3:42 Tall women are phenomenal, I just assume they ALSO want taller guys so if I’m not tall enough for the girl who is 5’2 while being 5’6 then I got no chance with these Amazonian women 💀
@@noct5057 haha! Feeling punny I spent a long time feeling bad about my height and let it affect my self esteem but then I realized how much I really don't care. There's lots of awesome people out there, and if someone doesn't care to give you the time of day just cause of your height, that's on them. Proud to be a shawty 💯 Welcome to the club!
Woman here, short guys are very cute and hot. Personally I love the idea of having a boyfriend I can carry around bridal-style and rest my arm on top of playfully.
7:23 Only one the second time of watching did I get it I'm ashamed of myself 🤦🏽♀️ (I thought it was something about being good at chess) Anyway R.I.P. 🪦
7:35
‘WE’RE HAVING..A PRINCESS..PARTYY’
(kids screaming in harmonized crescendo like his death metal backup singers)
perfectly balanced wholesomeness and chaos, hall of fame
no bc i want a dad like that
Just Yess!! I want to be theeeree
Don’t forget the agressive shacking of the camerea
i resonated spiritually with this tho ngl
That man is what I aspire to be
THE KID WHO SAID HIS FAVORITE FOOD IS CHILDREN GOT ME CRYING
kids sometimes sound like they're drunk and its fucking hilarious
timestamp?
edit: nvm found it, 2:38
THE WORST THING IS IT'S FROM FUCKING KID'S SHOW CALLED BLUEY
WHAT THE KEL?! NOOO😭
It’s from bluey
8:11 The way says "I haven't fed 'em if fuckin' months" is killing me.
That’s a man at the end of his rope with no means to support the little buggers anymore 😂
but it's not killing em
8:21*
@@lacycalhoun7773 I put the timestamp for the beginning of the clip intentionally.
The way he says "I've been doing studies" with a Drill flow is too funny to me
the face she made on the last one got me wheezing, bruh.
It was the slow pan to her face take killed me lmao
Samee
what was it tho? lizard or insect?
@@avr7120 think it's a mummified gecko.
@@potatoduck5837 it was a lizard skeleton, i think.
9:25
That is an insanely good impression of Kurt Cobain tbh
That what I was thinking 😂
frr
It really was
HAHAAHAHAH
If u don’t violently seizure after a nap, it wasn’t a good nap
Lmao. That stretch that steals ur soul for a minute. Best stretch ever
Seizures upon waking....? Go see a neurologist
Good thing I have epilepsy 😎
1:34 false! When I get a 55% on my math exam, I don’t feel stupid because I got smarter. I feel stupid because I am.
LMAO
honestly though ,,
That’s a good beat though great potential ngl
He means you got smarter bc you learned that your dumb.
Anyone know what the song or music is?
7:37 W dad right there 👏👏
0:37 finally, something that’s truly relatable😭👏
And now they have that big hanging block with the logo on it and I wanna swing on it so bad 😩
It’s always been a childhood dream
lol
7:36 this was way too wholesome
Agreed
8:53 not him disappearing when they said the n word 💀
i thought that was so funny 😭😭
Monstro killin it with the transitions tho
8:33 that was not a coincidence 🙏🙏
I was deadpan the whole time but that dude angryly saying "Mick-roe-whav-ay" is my new soulmate that shit fucking halarious
It's a reference to how Nigella Lawson pronounces Microwave.
This dude got me with the little spoon for the pint of ice cream, I'll admit it
no cause the spoon i use for ice cream is literally the size of my finger 😭
FR, i use tiny utensils whenever i get the chance
9:06 bro turned into a southpark character 😭💀
GODDAMMIT KAHL
2:55 YES! YES! IM NOT ALONE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD AFTER ALL!
It's cuz it gives the illusion that you have more ice cream if you eat it with a small spoon
Whereas there’s my dad who goes “I CAN EAT IT FASTER 👹”
I actually use smaller spoons just so that I won't eat it all in seconds... it worked till I mastered the art of getting everything on the little spoon.
4:05 the door clip got me 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
same bro 😭
It sounds like my dad snoring 💀
The checking suit pockets in GoodWill reminded me of the time I casually found a loose $100 bill in my pocket after saying I was broke. No clue where it came from
12:36 GOT ME IN A SEIZURE
6:47 - and thus, the Mikro Wahvey was born 🤩
5:23 if the dog dont like it ITS NOT GOOD
For anyone curious about the song at 8:26 it's called Simpsonwave 1995
I love people like you
@@jonblon-II sameeeee
I love you
@@jonblon-II
@@manav_
11:53 has me DYING I don't know what my humor has come to 😭
The dog being afraid of that man's cooking broke me! XD
7:48 💀💀 “get your ugly ahh long ahh suburban” got me wheeze
10:15 WHY HE LOOK LIKE THE KID FROM ODD SQUAD ☠️☠️
7:17 “Just like the good old days” -👴🏻
That first one though. 5 seconds in and I'm already being attacked 😅
2:11
Glad to see the smurfs are finally getting the recognition they deserve 💙
😭😂
10:00 Must've been Double Weenie Wednesday.
8:59 me playin with my homies hemorrhoids in the middle of class
oh! 😦
8:12 WE FOUND HIM BOYS!! THE MAN EVERYONE SEES IN THEIR DREAMS
12:43 LITERALLY ME 😭😭😭😭
Ayo?
7:10 “ wow pickin some cotton- I’m finna make me a piller out this 😁 “
The man dressed up for the princess party with the two little girls is awesome ❤️...love it
Made me smile tbh.
Did a search and found out why there is blue in the ethnic crayons, turns out it's to be a accurate eye color.
12:48 has me in tears 😭💀
How?
@@WolfshotPlayz Weight, weight, weight..
6:38 HAD ME DYING
3:29
POV:when you Accidentally hit the pause button
THE SPANKING THING IS MY SCHOOL DEAD@$$ I CANT STOPPO LAUGHING
Why are people getting punished for accidentally calling the teacher mommy?
My male gym teacher use to spank me in 2,3,4th grade and it did end horribly
@@henryolsen8232 ya its gross. That teacher was gross
0:22 as someone from missouri, i take no part in this behavior
The nirvana one at 9:22 had me cracking up at work
7:05 nah he found his grandfather old job bruh💀
3:58 bros gf looks like she was born after Minecraft got released 💀💀
5:24 how you finna make the dog scared🤣🤣🤣
FRFR THIS ONE WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED ME
1:48 BRO THE WAY HE SAID “OPPA” 😭😭
10:56 I told some guy his home boy wasn't cute and he was genuinely hurt 😭 I was like nah he's interesting looking but he's not my type. Dude almost started crying trying to be his homeboys wing man
9:20 got me. That’s some funny crap there 🤣
5:23 dog was *flabbergasted* at how bad he fucked up them pancakes 😂💀
yo thank u for that
i’m having some problems right now and everything is just… idk… i’m feeling empty and you made me laugh again today, so thank u very much for that!!!
@3:42 Tall women are phenomenal, I just assume they ALSO want taller guys so if I’m not tall enough for the girl who is 5’2 while being 5’6 then I got no chance with these Amazonian women 💀
You've got this bro! I'm 5'2 and I dated a woman who was around 5'9, it was great. Just keep doing your thing and try not to sweat the small stuff
@@legallyaclown8458 bro, I am the small stuff 💀
@@noct5057 haha! Feeling punny
I spent a long time feeling bad about my height and let it affect my self esteem but then I realized how much I really don't care. There's lots of awesome people out there, and if someone doesn't care to give you the time of day just cause of your height, that's on them. Proud to be a shawty 💯
Welcome to the club!
Woman here, short guys are very cute and hot. Personally I love the idea of having a boyfriend I can carry around bridal-style and rest my arm on top of playfully.
Eating a good chicken wing while Hey Ya plays faintly in the background is such a simple yet immaculate vibe that needs no commentary
6:00 it’s all fun and games till the stuff starts working
Idk why but 1:48 got me lol
Ikr PAHAHAHA
2:04 “Oh oppa” 😭
1:48 3:31 y el anterior 3:54 4:11 4:31 6:06 7:24 7:37 8:06 9:21
2:13 everything reminds me of her 😞✊
2:50 I THOUGHT ME AND MY BFF WERE THE ONLY ONES DOING THIS
8:38 he looking in two different direction
3:35 wtf that's the funniest shit I've ever seen
The last one got me
Same
951: BRO HE JUST FLIPPED HIS HEAD LIKE A 360💀💀💀
4:04 my favorite part lol
Tik toks to make boomers start flossing
1:49 bro omg 😭😭😭
I feel stupid a lot. I guess I'm smart asl then. 1:34 🤷🏽♀️
The nirvana one killed me.
12:03 😭😭
"WHO GAVE YOU A HICKY???"
Bro knows he cant cheat on her anymore with her brothe-
2:44 the top drawer of my fridge is 85% cheese, most of it in blocks that nobody wants to open and cut manually.
babe wake up monstro posted
2:08
Crayola know something we don’t .
that last one hits so hard bro i hate finding dead geckos
The "what does E Y E S" one nearly killed me
the one of the guy pissing got me crying😂😂😂
Why is the Walgreens room one so accurate 😂😭
1:49 I’m here for it this would be the perfect bl story
3:47 Bro opened up his inventory for that water gun
"But youre gonna stop" *proceeds to stop moving*
1:48 I feel bad that this made me laugh 😭😭
Bro I am 90% sure I was on the same train as 2:02 lmao. Now I know what the heck they were talking about
"The amount of times I have written up kids for calling me mommy and you wan me to WHAT NOW?" 💀
Want*
The fucking Nirvana one killed me-
Thanks for the laughs, I really needed them!
1:33 Name of the song is Bowser Land from Super Mario 3D World
12:43 y'all ever accidentally slept for over 12 hours🥴
That grandmother that got drunk made this entire video I love her
THE CRISPY LIZARD OH NO
9:21 The guy can't even hold it together
"you ever stretched so hard you start shaking violently" holy shit that's so relatable
"are you gonna stop......"
*Stops himself*
1:49 got me 😂
0:34 why would you write them up? Sometimes they just say it by mistake lmao
She’s probs talking about the ones who called her that on purpose lol
6:54 bro sounds like goofy
These hit different when you're drunk.
7:23
Only one the second time of watching did I get it
I'm ashamed of myself
🤦🏽♀️
(I thought it was something about being good at chess)
Anyway R.I.P. 🪦
Every one of these is actual pure gold
3:31 omg, yes! I thought I was alone in this world!!!
3:41 upies upies 😫
8:11 bro looks like an elongated version of the man u see in ur dreams