actually, a spin-off game with all of the tf2 cast with custom lines would be great. I would love to see interactions with all of them together in a poker setting. just imagine the soldier and the scout...
"Hey buddy... I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?" Because that would fall into your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems."
for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from stealing all my belongings turning me into a hideous hobo? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun.
("Meet the Engineer" text appears) (Cut to the Engineer sitting on his toolbox and playing 'More Gun' on his guitar. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209. The Engineer is sitting in the bend of one of the pathways between the Warehouse and the Radar Dish in Hydro.) Engineer: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. (A gunshot ricochets off the truck near the Engineer; he ignores it.) Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. (Two more gunshots ricochet off the truck, close to the Engineer's head. He glances briefly at the bullet holes.) Engineer: I solve practical problems. (The Engineer takes a bottle of beer from a nearby crate and swigs it as the level 1 Sentry Gun near him swivels round and shoots an unseen Heavy.) Heavy: (screams) (The Engineer puts down the beer and continues to play. The Kill counter clicks up from 209 to 210.) Engineer: Fr'instance... (The camera shows a BLU Sniper in the background trying to sneak up on the Engineer) Engineer: ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? (The Sentry Gun spots the Sniper and kills him. The Kill counter clicks up to 211.) Engineer: The answer... (A level 2 Sentry Gun fires and kills a Scout and an unseen enemy.) Scout: (screams) (Kill counter clicks up to 213) Engineer: ...use a gun. And if that don't work.... [A level 3 sentry gun fires rockets] ...use more gun. (The Engineer stops playing. A large explosion is heard and the Engineer grins happily) Unknown Assailant: My arm! (from off-screen) (The Kill counter clicks up to 214. A severed Sniper hand lands in front of the Engineer, who continues playing, the Engineer kicks the hand into the air upon which the level 1 Sentry Gun targets and shoots the hand) Engineer: Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... (The Engineer kicks the hand, which is shot out of the air by the level 1 Sentry Gun.) Engineer: ...Built by me... (The level 1 Sentry Gun shoots another Soldier. The Kill Counter clicks up to 215.) Engineer: ...and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. (The camera zooms out from the Engineer as his Sentry Guns continue to devastate the attackers. It is revealed that the Engineer's truck is crammed full of BLU Intelligence, and that his "campfire" is in fact the burning body of a BLU Sniper.) (Various screams) (The Engineer's guitar sounds blend into the ambiance, before the piece ends with the Team Fortress 2 ending flourish.)
you know, i have to say, this game actually taught me poker. now i have a couple of nice decks of cards, and enjoy to deal two hands to see which is better up front, even if there is no one else
there really should be a multilayer TF2 poker game where you can put in hats and stuff in as bets. I'd enjoy losing all my hats trying to win some off other people lol
Max: Seeing all these Aces reminds me of this dream I had where I could use a playing card to read people's minds. Do you ever have any weird dreams Mr. Weapons? Heavy: I sometimes dream that I am killed. There is blood everywhere. Tycho: (questionable stare) Heavy: But I wake and I realize this is ridiculous. Nobody can kill Heavy Weapons Guy! Tycho: Riiiiight...
Hey look there buddy, I'm a gambler, that means I solve probloms, not probloms like "what is beauty?" for the will fall with this the subject 2we can philosiphy. I solve practicle probloms, such as what if some mean mother-folder is bluffing me out of all my chips? the answers? hide an ace. and if that don't work, hide more aces. Like this, heavy duty sleeve card pocket, designed by me, built by me, and you best hope, not playing against you!
I've played TF2 for years, I've played Poker Night for years, and I am just now realizing that this song was the Engineer's theme but jazz and slowed down
@@broder3294 I honestly regret being this cringe on internet, I deleted that other comment, because it was a nightmare. Sorry about that, I didn't understand waifus at that age.
Right? they should aswell have it where u can choose the poeple to play with u. like Engie, Sniper, Spy, and why not Demo or Heavy either one really and you have to play tournaments to get stuff and win players!
funny that, was just talking to a friend about a mod version where people can play as tf2 characters and support actual multiplayer. TTG should consider teaming up with valve for it really. after all, what are gentlemen without their hats and card games right?
If you can't fold, Then use more Gun.
Funny! Very funny, man!
And if that don’t work....
Use more fold.
now it's on spotify
"now when to play em, know when to fold, "
"know when to walk away, and know when to run."
Well know i know when to run.
I can imagine Engie himself sitting on a stage somewhere in the bar performing this for everyone.
*"WHERE ARE YOU SPY. i KNOW YOU SABOTAGED CARDS"*
Chat i think tycho is spy, he blu!!!
Meanwhile in TF2 poker... [Insert pro TF2 player's name here] has bet an Unusual Team Captain.
All other players: Foldsville.
Gibus Engineer: *I'M GOIN' ALL IN*
Lol.
Tim the pocket dog: *Has Ace diamond and 5 spade* ALL FUCKIN IN CUZ IM STUPID!!!!!!!!!
now it's on spotify
Play this at 1.25 and u get a familiar feel to it
It sounds like.. well, More gun...
It'd be funny if Valve had a spin off game with all the other TF2 characters playing Poker
Just imagine Demo, Sniper or Medic xP
BAH! You Dummkoffs are all terrible at zis game!
I could imagine Spy playing poker.
Considering how playing spy works, it makes sense, even.
actually, a spin-off game with all of the tf2 cast with custom lines would be great. I would love to see interactions with all of them together in a poker setting. just imagine the soldier and the scout...
Soldier in Poker sounds like it's going to end in a disaster
@@RF-Ataraxia
ADMIT IT! ADMIT YOU HATE AMERICA!
"Hey buddy... I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?" Because that would fall into your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems."
for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from stealing all my belongings turning me into a hideous hobo? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun.
And if that dont work... use a level 4 sentry.
now it's on spotify
("Meet the Engineer" text appears)
(Cut to the Engineer sitting on his toolbox and playing 'More Gun' on his guitar. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209. The Engineer is sitting in the bend of one of the pathways between the Warehouse and the Radar Dish in Hydro.)
Engineer: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
(A gunshot ricochets off the truck near the Engineer; he ignores it.)
Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
(Two more gunshots ricochet off the truck, close to the Engineer's head. He glances briefly at the bullet holes.)
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
(The Engineer takes a bottle of beer from a nearby crate and swigs it as the level 1 Sentry Gun near him swivels round and shoots an unseen Heavy.)
Heavy: (screams)
(The Engineer puts down the beer and continues to play. The Kill counter clicks up from 209 to 210.)
Engineer: Fr'instance...
(The camera shows a BLU Sniper in the background trying to sneak up on the Engineer)
Engineer: ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
(The Sentry Gun spots the Sniper and kills him. The Kill counter clicks up to 211.)
Engineer: The answer...
(A level 2 Sentry Gun fires and kills a Scout and an unseen enemy.)
Scout: (screams)
(Kill counter clicks up to 213)
Engineer: ...use a gun. And if that don't work.... [A level 3 sentry gun fires rockets] ...use more gun.
(The Engineer stops playing. A large explosion is heard and the Engineer grins happily)
Unknown Assailant: My arm! (from off-screen)
(The Kill counter clicks up to 214. A severed Sniper hand lands in front of the Engineer, who continues playing, the Engineer kicks the hand into the air upon which the level 1 Sentry Gun targets and shoots the hand)
Engineer: Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me...
(The Engineer kicks the hand, which is shot out of the air by the level 1 Sentry Gun.)
Engineer: ...Built by me...
(The level 1 Sentry Gun shoots another Soldier. The Kill Counter clicks up to 215.)
Engineer: ...and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
(The camera zooms out from the Engineer as his Sentry Guns continue to devastate the attackers. It is revealed that the Engineer's truck is crammed full of BLU Intelligence, and that his "campfire" is in fact the burning body of a BLU Sniper.)
(Various screams)
(The Engineer's guitar sounds blend into the ambiance, before the piece ends with the Team Fortress 2 ending flourish.)
@@dekajahora this is amazing
Spah sappin mah hand!
you know, i have to say, this game actually taught me poker. now i have a couple of nice decks of cards, and enjoy to deal two hands to see which is better up front, even if there is no one else
there really should be a multilayer TF2 poker game where you can put in hats and stuff in as bets. I'd enjoy losing all my hats trying to win some off other people lol
it’s called gambling
Spycrabing
Nah, it should only be Refined metal or keys.
engineer goes all in
Max: Seeing all these Aces reminds me of this dream I had where I could use a playing card to read people's minds. Do you ever have any weird dreams Mr. Weapons?
Heavy: I sometimes dream that I am killed. There is blood everywhere.
Tycho: (questionable stare)
Heavy: But I wake and I realize this is ridiculous. Nobody can kill Heavy Weapons Guy!
Tycho: Riiiiight...
Sure it is Heavy, sure it very well is.
Hey look there buddy, I'm a gambler, that means I solve probloms, not probloms like "what is beauty?" for the will fall with this the subject 2we can philosiphy. I solve practicle probloms, such as what if some mean mother-folder is bluffing me out of all my chips? the answers? hide an ace. and if that don't work, hide more aces.
Like this, heavy duty sleeve card pocket, designed by me, built by me, and you best hope, not playing against you!
If that doesn't work, use smoother guns.
Nostalgia strikes back.
I've played TF2 for years, I've played Poker Night for years, and I am just now realizing that this song was the Engineer's theme but jazz and slowed down
Then I shall not call you brother, for skulls cannot grow glorious Mustaches.
fun fact: this was on spotify at one point, but unfortunately was removed somewhat recently
For what reason
PUT GOOD HAND HERE!
nope
If you lose the game... then use even more guns... (sips on beer)
if they make you lose the bet, make em lose their life.
a great song to just chill out and talk with friends.
And watch your enemy's move in perpetual motion of agonizing painful death.
@@paperhat_boi sounds like something Tycho would say...
TF2 Poker. Tonight's stakes will be 3 hats
"If that doesn't work, bet more gun"
Tycho's item shouldve have had the same affect as the dead ringer :(
Check City, U.S.A
Me seeing Tycho check: *GENTELEMEN, MONEY TIME, ALL IN!*
@@broder3294 I honestly regret being this cringe on internet, I deleted that other comment, because it was a nightmare. Sorry about that, I didn't understand waifus at that age.
chkdsk
@TacosIncorperated there needs to be unlockable playing areas like sam and maxes office or the RED intelagence
You just gave a great fan game idea.
amen brother!
Nice pic. i like this remix. Its a nice contrast, but has the same feel
And if it still don't work, bet more hats
Anyone know the name of the soundtrack that was played on the telltale website that advertised the game? It was a good song.
Could it be TF2's main theme?
I know the game don't have engineer but We all have a vibe of engineers while playing this game
nostalgic
Daaa daa da da, daa da da da da da da...
I can't tell you anythin' you don't already know...
I want this MP3. It's a neat song, even the original. Unfortunately, not even "More Gun" seems to be in my TF2 music folder...
Right? they should aswell have it where u can choose the poeple to play with u. like Engie, Sniper, Spy, and why not Demo or Heavy either one really and you have to play tournaments to get stuff and win players!
hope someone makes the mod. I've been waiting for a long time
Have you got your mod?
What mother flipping mod kid
Helen has been eliminated from play.
funny that, was just talking to a friend about a mod version where people can play as tf2 characters and support actual multiplayer. TTG should consider teaming up with valve for it really. after all, what are gentlemen without their hats and card games right?
i'd totally buy that....and not because of the free hats they'll obvious give away.
Pink floyd-esque :p
lo this is a better way to avoid copy right
Team Floyd 2
I never learned to play poker, I wanted the items, so I just randomly did shit until I got my items.
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:P i asell think they should have multiplayer make your own avater stuff it would b cool
Ain't that a cute little hand? ^^
i think we'd all buy hat's or no hat's
@1337crue exactly, why cant it be on iTunes, like the orangebox soundtrack!
dang what i would give to download this -_-
@TacosIncorperated they HAVE hats
WHER IS SPY SABOTAGEING MY CARDS???
wished this was multiplayer
What is wrong with YOURS, brother...?!
more gun remix
Checking city U.S.A.
@TacosIncorperated what?
Well use more gun
do you have the voices too?
@SphereBoxCube How do you spell problems wrong? I mean seriously?
btw where can i get this picture
Night At The Inventory Closet would be a better song name.
anywhere i can download this?
The Game Is No Longer On Steam
GREAT JOB STEALING THAT FROM THE OTHER VIDEOS COMMENTS!
DO WANT