The Most Hated Man in Hollywood
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Steven Seagal is a man, enigma, uhhhhhh… I can’t think of a third thing. Does anybody read the descriptions past the ad at the top? I gotta pay bills I’m glad you guys understand. Anyways sorry for not uploading, stuff has been crazy lately. Moved like 3 times, got sick, other stuff going on too. I’d like to say I’m gonna post more but I honestly have no idea if I can even hold myself to that. Anyways if you read this far thanks. Let me know any topics you’d like to see me cover in the future. 
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Nice video, I think someone saw the Cumtown video ;)
steven is just moistcritical on steroids
Smoothest segway ever
im loving the hotline miami intro musics
....you know that some of the photos you used for Segal are actually Travolta in Pulp Fiction, right?
The ONLY way you can lose at picking on Segal and you found it. Good job buddy!!!
People hate Steven Seagal because of how talented, fast, witty, charismatic, respected, *runs out of breath*
Steven Seagal is so powerful, he grants asthma to anyone who references him 😭
Lol, he reminds me of the great Zote
Steven Segal is a master of Carrotin Jutsu the art of eating a carrot like Bugs Bunny
It's really the only kind of running he's good at
Dude, don’t make fun of him. He deactivated a nuclear device… as a private citizen!!….. 😂😂😂😂😂💀
I honestly still can’t believe Seagal is a real person
yeah he's gotta be a paid actor or something
@Piranhacondon i 100% believe this
Yeah, I can't believe a guy so cool and perfect and handsome and badass and class could exist !!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Like a GTA character
Nah he's a seagull
i think van damme was actually the closest personification of the person he so desperately wanted to be, that's why he's so bitter. and also why he made his list of ''achievements'' so diverse and almost impossible, to make sure no one might actually be able to pull it off.
I'm betting that's why he hired a guy named "Van Dam" to be in one of his "movies" and prominently put said guy's name next to his.
@@patricklilja3855glad I'm not the only one that thought that was pathetic
@@patricklilja3855 you mean Rob Van Dam in Sniper: Special Ops, correct?
@InevitableOption-ic2vx “The Muscles from Brussels” is a title that has been around for forever. It was even a thing before I was born in the 90s. Not something new from this vid lmao.
no way, really? you think so?
i can't get over the interview with Sean Connery, dude was so sweet and humble that he complimented Steven on his "skills" and even blamed himself for Steven breaking his wrist because he thought he "got a little cocky", RIP absolute legend
he was also beating his wife around that time so I would hold on to the "legend"
@@DeFeCtAtOr Maybe his wife reminded him of Steven Seagal
@Fircasice His fault for marrying her!
@@DeFeCtAtOrnothing wrong with giving your wife a little slap
@DeFeCtAtOr you're taking it way out if context. You're making it sound like Sean was a regular domestic abuser. What he said in the interview is way different than having actual allegations brought against you.
Im surprised you forgot to mention what he did to his Japanese wife. He married her in Japan, took her life savings and fled to the USA. Apparently it was her father that owned the dojo he was at and the Yakuza he claimed to beat up was one drunk guy he saw outside one day.
The wife drew a really bad card, huh? I hope Seagal is her last lowest point
Yep and to add the wound
he keep making a video where he always with a beautiful young women as a love interest with the addition of a bed scene.
Given how much the Yakuza are feared I'm surprised a hit hasn't been given out on Seagal yet for even claiming to "take out" one of their members (if it hasn't already) saying shit like that to big crime is not something to take lightly...unless you're an idiot like Steven Seagal lol.
That's horrible
No way he beat up a real yakuza, if he had he'd be dead, those guys don't mess around
If steven seagal was being ironic this whole time it would genuinely make him one of the funniest people on earth
Man's gotta swallow his pride for a bit
@@jonathanjoestar_real Thats not possible. His throat is too full with cookies, cakes, pizza and pies
@@ColinIngus1and asthma
Maybe one day he'll hold a press conference, take off the fake beard and the wig and smile at the world
Earth, not earth. This planet NAME is Earth.
Seagal is a true fighter, he has been fighting against being useful in society all his life
The most hilarious thing about seagal is the fatty needs to hire stunt doubles to do his stair walking lmao
Why is there a hidden comment lol
@@helremprobably just the Zucc / Susan lurking. Nothing to see here 👽
Clearly everyone who agrees with your statement is delusional
@@gerryjames3003Like Steven i guess
I am convinced he hates Jean Claude Van Damme solely because he wanted a “rival” just cause Sly and Arnold were more famous and were rivals
Problem is, a fight between Sly and Arnold is interesting and debatable
A “fight” between Seagal and Van Damme would be one fit French man kicking the absolute balls off of a fat conman for ten minutes
He should have talked to Van Damme and set it up where they played off it.
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access even worse: He’d be getting beat up by a Belgian
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
Brussels is in Belgium , not France. Apart from that you're probably right.
Honestly, he's an amazing actor if you consider his ability to seem out of place in any situation
@yes wasnt looking for it and dont think anyone is at the moment
@@mavenmaven4513 since you looked, whats the clip?
@@SpringDavid JAV from one of the Seagal movies.
Bro is acting 24/7
Yup. He's like a created character in a cutscene.
I used to be in a bad movie club where Seagal movies were _banned_ because of how quickly it became no fun to make fun of him. It felt like making fun of a child, or a psych ward patient.
My father told me that hes a REALLY bad actor. Ofc i wont take that seriously at first. I was a kid too, his movie is badass
But watching more and more of his movie made me realize that he is NEVER LOSE. I mean losing till the MC get messy bloody and get pity on. Also his hair ALWAYS the same. Every. Single. Movie. Like, seriously bruh I lose respect for him immediately.
This guy didnt have acting skill. Hes just act as OP MC every single time and seems like no director persuade him to changes his hair style whatsoever. Hes always acting the same guy over and over again
So just adam sandler movies then?
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Adam Sandler is capable of making great films.
@@rebornpheonix1016 Yeah the thing with Adam Sandler (and Nicholas Cage now that I think about it) they are great actors but they will take ANY role. If you take any role you are bound to be shit in a good bit of them.
@@Pepperoni_Maximus it’s not even that, even the worst role in the worst film can elevate it into something entertaining. The Street Fighter film was trash but Raul was the best thing in it.
Sandler just doesn’t care enough about most roles to put in the effort. Many of his movies were made just to give him and his buddies a vacation on a studio’s dime. It’s kinda scummy but compared to everything Seagal has done Sandler’s as clean as Mr. Rogers.
That carrot was probably Seagal's most healtiest meal in like three decades.
I love the seagull hurting people thing because I think he sees it like "I'm just so dangerous, I don't know my own power" but realistically the better martial artist you are the more you can control your strengths. The greatest would never break a wrist because it'd be unnecessary they would be able to manipulate the other persons body with no risk
Yeah I've heard endless talk about it with BJJ that newbies are very prone to hurting themselves or their partner because they flat out don't know what they're doing with their bodies
@@tylerlackey1175
Not hard to believe at all 😔
Actually, it reminds me of Saitama except _even _*_he_* doesn't actually hurt humans that much when he One punches them. 😂
Both part of jokes they aren't conscious of, but Segal's is more sad...
Go y@@tylerlackey1175
Except aikido doesnt work💀
@@vincenzopolimeni3561 ya that too, he's very silly
I met Steven seagal once. He told me it was the best experience of my life
Your or his life? 🤣
🤣
@@yuris6125 mine!
@@jordanschruder2260 the fact you share this story, proves it to be true. (Nods intently with a sinister grin, a la Jack Nicholson from The Departed)
😂
Respect to the man. 50% Russian, 50% Mongolian, 50% Italian, 50% American. 200% the body weight because he's 200% the MAN!!
As a 100% Mongolian living in Mongolia i dont approve seagull as one of us
You forgot 50% Irish.
Sorry Ireland.
To be fair, I think he said he was a Russian “mongrel”, like a mutt, not a Mongol.
Says he’s a mongrel, racist fools hear Mongolian ?
@@Oreosmilkshake As an estonian I approve tour words. Dont let this piece of shit ruin your peoples name
I appreciate two trademarks that Seagal has brought into the movies popular culture:
1) Bone crunching sound and
2) Sniper-accuracy on shooting rifles in full auto mode without ever bothering shoulder resting.
Well WHY would Seagull need to rest the prop "auto-rifle" on his shoulder,, when the dummy "rounds" don't cause any recoil because there's no slugs in them? Just so much more fun to hold the "rifle" like a paintball gun and "spray" non-existent bullets all over the f***** place...
Russian here. Pls take him back
I'm from the Midwest, USA. Maybe we can combine our efforts and pawn him off on Japan? 😂
@@nektu5435He can join the Sumo circuit, at least they won't have to "photoshop" his waistline. Yet another legend born. 😂😂😂
No
Hell, nah, hold that L buddy
Send him to Ukraine
Intentionally hurting a stuntman alone makes that guy a horrible person.
Intentionally hurting non stuntmen is a bit worse but yeah I agree
Van Damme did much the same. Never pulling his punches with the fight scene performers, and even once slashed one with a knife catching his eye, causing permanent blindness.
@@Weird.Dreams Wow, what a POS
Bruce Lee also hurt stuntmen
@@emersoncowell-my2io On accident though, IIRC. Jackie Chan has a story where Lee kept apologizing after hitting him
Segal is the kind of guy that would have told other kids on the playground his dad works at Nintendo and he's already beaten Legend of Zelda 3 on NES.
"Yea? Well my dad works in Japan and I already have a Nintendo 65!" - Steamy Seagull apparently
"My dad works at Lego and I have the secret Bionicle sets. I can't show them to you because I would go to jail". - Steven Seagal
Seagal thinks those Chuck Norris jokes are about him and all true.
More like his life was written by a NES dev in the 80s.
Ya know...when you really think about it
Segal is actually the opposite of the whole Chunk Norris Jokes.
Ever wondered what would happen if Chris-Chan got actually unironically famous through one of his projects becoming successful instead of just being watched by people that spend too much time on the internet and roundly mocked?
Steven Segal is the answer
John Travolta has starred in more movies on the Bottom 100 Rotten Tomatoes, which puts Steven Seagal's bad movies to shame, but Travolta starred in "Pulp Fiction" so he gets a pass.
I think most of Travolta's movies are underrated. He's done more than just Pulp Fiction that are okay.
But he’s also in a cult and did that shitty film the fanatic
Steven Seagal also wrote a book, which booktuber James Tullos continues to regard to this day as the worst book he’s ever read
I've read it! The Way of the Shadow Wolves. Reads like a script for one of his movies lol
The link posted above is not the link we’re looking for, don’t click it
How is that possible considering Onision and Derick Savage wrote books?
@@SarkkiKarkki sounds like a fanfiction written by an edgy 13yo
@@shad3milkman I haven't read any of them (reading is for nerds) but I can imagine that Segal's books are that much worse because of how blatant the self insert character is
Steven Seagal is like a real life south park character. Like the south park parody version of him acts more like a human being then the real thing, it is wild.
yes
In hindsight, i'm surprised that South Park didn't just use random footage of Seagal himself because no parody or satire of the man can possibly exceed the unbridled idiocy of the real thing.
this is actually what the parody was meant to be about. he is too crazy to be parodied due to how parodical he himself is.
How are the creators not pulling their hair out that their satire versions of people are more normal than the people in real life?
@@joshuakim5240South Park actually made an episode of Steven Seagal. It's called Safe Space from Season 19. It was so hilarious LMFAOO!
I feel sorry for all the ppl that have to endure his relentless lies and undeserved sense of self worth for the sake of a job, imagine having to endure his presence because ur rent is due
The main takeaway I got from this video is that JCVD has a lengthy and pretty impressive fighting record, say what you want about his “acting” but he’s a legit badass
Steven Seagal, who famously said he couldn’t be choked out, once pooped his pants on the set of a movie after being choked out by Judo Master Gene Lebell. This is a fact.
No way.
Way ☝️
I'm pretty sure this is one of those stories that have been told so much that it has become "true". I did read a recounting by a couple people present when the scuffle between Lebell and Seagal took place a few years back and they denied the self-soiling part of it being factual.
@@jasonblundelldobebussing Knows da way
You forgot that he shat himself afterwards
Seagal didn't shit himself after getting choked out. He preformed a tactical deterrent maneuver to protect himself as his body entered a deep meditative state to build up his chi because he found the fight boring.
lol
Steven Lambert who was there confirmed in an interview that Steven Segal did not shit himself or have convolutions, although there was some sort of conflict between the two.
XD
In short, Seagal used a biological weapon 👀
“I-I store mah dai-boh-chi in mah fat.”
Back in High School I was asked: "Who was better? Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme?"
I always answered Van Damme, no contest. Told you all so.
steven segal is the real deal. This man has so much skill noone is able to see it. Haters and jealous people try to knock a man down but I assure you steven cannot be knocked down. He knows that once he is down, he has a hard time getting up.
His fearsome, unstoppable tough guy characters from his films is clearly a compensation for being bullied as a child.
average American bullying supporter:
Yeah but this kind of self insert fanfic type BS he writes is what you'd expect from a 15 year old
It’s kinda sad that he still acts like this considering his age
Maybe. But maybe he was the bully. Sure a lot of bad people are the result of bad decisions, upbringing or systemic issues but a few are just assholes for no reason
@@redjirachi1 I mean drugs might be another thing that didn't help either. I don't have any evidence outside of his nasty coke nail from that video of him with Putin, but he is an old action movie star and like most of them took drugs regularly...
Seagal is the craziest outdated product of the 80s
How he's still around and can walk in without immediately being laughed out of the room is an anomaly
It only happens cause he isn't self-aware enough to realize he's being laughed at.
Wasn't even a major action movie star cause his career was fairly small time until Under Siege was made, which was going to be his big breakout role. However, it ended up being the peak of his acting career, everything afterwards was meh to laughable. Tbh Under Siege would have been better without him, or you could have easily plugged in any current actor with little changed.
@@KlaaismHe s an action movie star icon in the eyes of Eastern Europe so he really didn t fail , if he moved here he d be a real celebrity
Man he is kinda famous in eastern countries. When khabib nurmagogomedov met him, he hugged him and called him his hero 😅
your mom started laughing at me when I first entered the room.. she was screaming in ecstasy by the time I left
"Don't go, oh GOD!!! Please!!! don't go"
It is an interesting side story that some people may not know. Richard Marcinko, founder of Seal Team Six, in his book Rouge Warrior there a personal pictures of himself and others he served with while being a Navy Seal. Interesting enough there is a picture of a man by the name Steve Segal (NOT the Hollywood clown Seagal).
Makes a person wonder what gave Steven Seagal the inspiration for a navy seal role in his movies.
He's the Hulk Hogan of the acting world 😂
Ghost Gum, you might wanna watch out. Steven Segal might send a body double to come after you cause he's too lazy to stand up...
nice pfp
@@neverclosetoperfect thx
Ghost gum can win against the imperfect Seagal clones if they share his fighting abilities
🤣
If Steven Seagal were in John Wick, I want to know if he would stand up and fight, or sit down and eat to many cheeseburgers.
Steven Seagal is proof that “fake it till you make it” can only get you so far.
Seagal's problem is he didn't stop faking even after he made it.
Got him pretty far sadly lmao
but he wasn't faking it at first lol. that's the crazy part.
Far enough 😏
@@dickfelpslegallawmaster3245 Unfortunately, yeah. Honestly though, that's only due to some miracle and the fact that the internet didn't quite exist in the 80s and 90s, so fact checking was a bit harder in that time period. If he tried this crap today, he wouldn't have even gotten his first role, he'd be shutdown that quickly lol
Steven Seagal, living proof that the weird kid who claimed his dad was a super secret soldier cop, and that he grew up in a super secret ninja dojo, never needs to grow out of it.
I lost all respect for Steven Segal after I heard the story of how he dumped his Japanese wife and kids. After he hit it big in Hollywood and was dating a starlet, he returned to his Dojo in Japan to sign it over to his wife in return for a divorce. She listened patiently and said, "I love you so much, I'll do what you wish." She signed it and said, "You're insane." That's the story in his own words.
So many men would sacrifice their right arm for a loving family, and he just threw it away for nothing. Unbelievable.
@@AdrienMelody True... some women throw it away as well. My first wife decided she'd missed out on sowing her wild oats, even though we had a baby boy. It was heartbreaking. We divorced after 3 years. One year and a half later, she returned. I politely listened to her explain her woes. Divorcing me was the biggest mistake of her life (Her words). I agreed. But, she was too late. I had remarried two months earlier to a pretty, young Pilipino girl, who loved me and wanted to raise a family. When told, my first wife burst into tears and fled. It was the most satisfying day of my life..
@@amaree9732 Oh I know, I believe most divorces are initiated by women, so it actually seems to happen more often that way. I’m sorry that happened to you, but I’m glad you’re doing well now.
@@AdrienMelody Very understanding of you. Actually, I was the initiator in my divorce because I feared being held responsible for her mounting debts. This fear was well founded. Soon afterwards, I began receiving calls from her debtors. They ceased when I informed them, we were no longer married. One possible upside to a failed first marriage... It crystalized what I was looking for in a wife. Were it not for that first stumble, I wouldn't be enjoying my second relationship. We celebrated our thirtieth this year.
Ah the good woman dodged a bullet by getting divorced well in time, even if it wasn't how she wished it went at the time.
Ever seen Seagal's last 5-10 movies?
He holds weapons like they're toys, away from his body and aiming randomly in the air, only has fights while sitting down (I kid you not), and has a stunt double for walking and climbing stairs.
Let me repeat that: He. Has. A. Stunt. Double. For. Walking.
Does he also have a stunt double for chewing food and another one for breathing?
@@DarkOmegaMK2 Let me guess, a stunt double for drinking and one for fishing?
Aikidoooo 😂😂😂😂
Well, if he has a stunt double for the s*x scenes, then i will be the first to volunteer. Though i do feel bad for the actresses.
@@qq5847 The actresses will be thankful
Getting choked out by Gene Labele was caused by him hurting stuntmen, because gene was a professional stuntman as well as a martial artist
That ending was great....well done! I think you struck the right note in describing him. He's definitely unique.
Your sarcastic delivery is gold! Love it.
“You act Asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly Jewish … what are you?”
“He fat.”
Yup, that's a Seagal
Act Asian? I thought he acts black
I get that reference😂
😂
Father is russian mother european he is copy of johnny sins
I grew up with a guy who lives as a delusional a life as Seagal. He, like Seagal, believe their own lies to the point where they could easily pass a lie detector test. And this guy I grew up with suffers the same fate Seagul does, and that is, everybody hates him. Of course, he thinks they're all jealous of him. These people exist, and it is quite unbelievable until you actually experience these people. It's bizarre to say the least.
Your overall point still stands, I just wanted to mention how ye olde "lie detector" tests have never really been accurate enough to be a genuinely-valid metric for determining truth vs lie, as they measure only impulses that occur from worry, fear, or anxiety... which could even give false-positives (depending on the question, person, & context). So, if one were mostly free of such minor fears, anxieties, and expectations when 'testing' they can quite very easily defeat the test (irrelevant of whether they Believe their own lie or not).
I knew a dude from Argentina like this. Jorge rey grande
They must have some kind of mental sickness due to a malformation in the brain or something. I can't believe a healthy person can think this way. It goes even beyond narcissism. 😂
Agree. My “father” is just like and a fan of seagal. Yea. Ask me how that went once I moved out
@@klaus2913 I am a delusional man but I can control my mind. it's like you have an imaginary world in your brain that it feels that you did that or you experience that in your life. sometimes the only way I did is to think that I did not do this and let control my brain that it is a false experience. it's hard but I can cope with it.
Seagal is the Hollywood version of Hulk Hogan when it comes to lies.
"you got a r@pe allegation how do you deal with that?"
*walks off*
🤣
Security guard in my old job (supermarket in the middle of a large shopping centre) was literally the spirit of Segal in another man’s body. A 6 foot Krav Maga master who most definitely day dreamed about saving everyone from an attack on the shop but was actually afraid of his own shadow and was nothing but an absolute muppet trying to be tough and intimidating. He had some seriously bizarre stories. Makes me laugh every time I think about all of that.
Omg there are exactly these types of Dudes in every Security Company! I worked as a Security Guard besides studying and there where some of these Bullsh*ters too. It was so cringe listening to these way to insane stories😂
@@Donknowww this man would check your receipt if you bought lunch from the hot food stand in the shop itself
Robocop wouldn’t even try the stuff he did
He was truly insane
Where do they all come from 😂
@@DR.MF.DOOMSDAY Oh man😂 I think they are made in a kind of underworld😂
Haha, I've worked security with some proper crazy bullshitters. This one guy used to tell this crazy story about him taking on about 20 guys from the mafia, and I swear the story he told was the plot from John Wick so I couldn't help but laugh at him
@ why oh why would he even bother lying to such an extent when you all know it’s clearly complete bullshit
It amazes me, honestly
Props to Lukashenko for getting Steven to eat a carrot. Maybe Steven should hang out with that guy more often.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Turning over a new leaf!
Lukashenko (b. 1954) being himself
a reincarnation of
Ali Abdallah Saleh
(1947 [although the EncdiaBritca gives it as 1942] - 2017)
dead for changing sides once too often.
Yeah with one of the better presidents of the world
🤣
I would've never thought ppl despises Seagal the way they do if I've never found space ice's channel.
An actor so good you’ll never see him climbing stairs.
You forgot to mention the detail that the dojo in Japan was not his, it was his wife's, who came from a martial arts family and who taught martial arts in that dojo: her father's dojo. Steven just claimed the dojo as his own and started teaching in it. As for the fight with the yakuza, his wife claims that it was just some street thugs creating a ruckus. He then left Japan and his wife (without ever divorcing her), and the dojo, and went back to the US, if I recall correctly
Yes and their 2 kids :(
You forgot he re-married without divorcing his Japanese wife
What's really sad for Stevie is that if he hadn't ran his mouth so bad and been such an unconscionable liar, nobody would've questioned his Japanese dojo myth and he's be highly respected for it today. Problem is, when you lie as much as him, people start checking things out and the whole house of cards crashes.
Man, I wish the wife is ok though
They weren't really street thugs. "Thugs" has kind of an element of danger. It was a couple of drunks... You know. Dudes who are wasted on alcohol that anyone could chase off.
This guy spent so much of his life playing an action star he started to believe he was one in real life.
since Under Siege 2
😂😂😂
He is
3:55 even Saul Goodman is amazed how bad Seagal was in SNL 🤣🤣
No one has more respect for Steven seagal than Steven seagal
Miyako Fujitani actually completely debunked his whole "fighting the yakuza" shit. Also, he didn't own any dojo. It was owned by Miyako's mother and run by Miyako herself. Seagal was merely teaching some classes after he married her. Some say he married her and started a family in order to dodge the draft. That saga is fucked up. He kept pestering her until he wore her down, they got married, had two kids, then he ran back to the U.S. and got married to another chick while he was still married to Fujitani back in Japan. A real class A piece of shit in more ways than one, that Seagal.
Because a bitter ex-wife never lies right? Lol. World class Budo master Hiroshi Isoyama confirmed that Seagal actually did get challenged in Japan many times. You can find his interview he did in 2005.
@@AztecUnshaven ah the steven seagal burner account
@@wakinpuyat Lol why? Because I don't follow your little hating bandwagon? You conveniently left out the fact that I pointed out exact witnesses that were there in Japan with Seagal (Hiroshi Isoyama sensei). Bear in mind I don't condone every thing Seagal has done in his life, but the fact is, he really has dedicated a lot of his life to training with some very skilled teachers in Japan and in the U.S. as well (Guru Dan Inosanto).
@@AztecUnshaven
Your idol crapped his pants mid fight.
@@thecollector4332
1.) He's a skilled martial artist, but he's not my "idol", lol. I don't condone a lot of his later controversies, but that has nothing to do his actual accomplished skills.
2.) The "crapped his pants" story has already been proven false by eyewitness accounts. Nice try though buddy, lol.
I worked with Steven on True Justice. Also Stone Cold Steve Austin was on that movie/show. The difference between the two was night and day. One was a giant narcissist asshole, the other a nice, relatable person. Seagal still pretends to be a Buddhist strangely enough, even when douche-baggery is his default setting.
The difference between professional who works for a living and wannabe.
One, made a name for themselves pretending to be a bad ass, kicking ass and taking names week after week. The other is Steven Segal.
One built his reputation on being a tough as nails devil may care SOB. The other is Steven Segal. One is loved by fans the world over who even though not having main role in the spotlight for years, still eagerly await his next appearance. The other, of course... is Steven Segal. 😂
@@Saint_nobody One is respected and appreciated, makes any movie he is in better just by being there. The other is Steven Segal.
Master bullshiter of all time.
@@glitchinthesystem4798 Weird. I wonder what he was doing working there every day?
"Fake as Seagal's hairline." 😅😂
To be hated in Hollywood would be a good thing.
Steven Seagal took all the Chuck Norris jokes and made them a reality... in his mind.
I'm just imagining him as Morpheus In the Matrix training Neo lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fucking funny joke on a 70 year old man
@@StrangeLoone putinfanboi?
"I turned those jokes into reality with my freakin' mind!"
Seagal wants to be better than Chuck Norris but he’s not better but boring and lazy at the same time.
Let's face it, Hollywood duped us all by pushing a guy with next to no fighting skills all because he looked like an action star.
He is pretty a pretty good metaphor for an American though!
@@Elenrai Hey! Our former president was nothing like that!! Oops Freudian slip hahaha
Hollywood only dupes chumps. Adults regard such drivel with instant scorn and contempt for it is beneath us.
@@wordoflife_ng
If you would know anything about eastern fights (Karate, Aikido etc) you should know, if someone is trained in them, they never break a stuntman's wrist.
First, because they trained mentally to controll their rage, second they perfectly know how far they can go without doing any harm.
If you learn eastern fighting arts and harm someone you are the opposite of a trained fighter.
@@wordoflife_ngif you are trained fighter you'll know how to break and NOT break person wrist man
I remember Seagal did an interview claiming he has written over 1, 000 songs in his lifetime. So far the world has only had the pleasure of hearing 28 songs on 2 albums. Song's From The Crystal Cave (2004) & Mojo Priest (2006) with song titles like "She Dat Pretty", "Alligator Azz",
I think RUclips recommended me this because I watched the Nostalgia Critic's review of Segal's movie where I think he blows up Alaskan oil rigs and the Eskimos declare him their chosen warrior or some crap like that. Unsurprisingly, Segal wrote and directed it. Surprisingly, Michael Caine played the designated villain.
Steven Seagal is remarkable evidence that it is possible to be - or at least appear - sentient, but without the slightest hint of self-awareness.
He sounds like the average Twitter user!
I made a Steven Seagal AI voice and made him sing and do a music video of I Ran by a flock of seagulls
Most women are the same
probably late to the game on this but could not help but comment - good god sir is that accurate !
Sounds like Trump.
Absolutely lost it at the "Steven Seagal should be allowed to do a shot-for-shot remake of the John Wick movies from memory" bit, lol
rip cumtown :(
Look up “Cumtown Steven Seagal” they did like 30 minutes on him and it’s hilarious
Fucking hilarious, "No Dalai lama, we're the same, with me only being slightly better."
John Thick 💀💀💀
The more movies he pumps out, the more SpaceIce videos we get. Keep them coming seagull!
1:09 that face though 😂😂😂😂 this guy is so delusional it’s hilarious at this point
Its always a good day when Ghost Gum uploads
My grandpa actually went to school with him and everyone at school said he was such a jerk; the kind of kid moms would say to stay away from.
Yikes
Would stay away from, but gladly get fucked by him xD
The kid who’s knows for being a problem child
Are you trying to outdo master seagals bullshit?
And how tf everybody believes you
The editing in this video is extremely well done and commendable
Steven Seagal is Neil Breen who accidentally got famous.
Seagal is the "Anti-Norris" of the world. Some of these Norris jokes should be adjusted, like "When Seagal was born, the doctors slapped his mother" or "Seagal doesn't do push-ups, the Earth is just that repulsed by him".
He's quite the character. I hear Seagal, Lukashenko and Putin are coming out with their own line of mayonnaise, Creme o' Putin, which Seagal also markets as a facial product.
"I'm so slow I'm fast, speed is irrelevant" Steven Seagal.
Norris is a bit overplayed too
@@ZPS51491 Oh, I think I just heard someone tear a gaping hole in reality... 🙃
Bruh how is he friends with Putin. I'd be scared af
@@ZPS51491 Norris was am actual 7 time world champion though at least
"Steven Seagal is one the best action hero's that came out of Hollywood" - Steven Seagal.
Fact check true.
Checked, by Steven Segal. 😂
Destroying a nuclear device sounds like a crime. They don't just hand those out to weird actors (I hope)
Steven has fought many things, fought to button his pants, tie his shoes, pass up a buffet, fight to remember the truth, fight to not be a jaggoff.
And fought to not shit himself
Fucking funny joke on a 70 year old man
Fighting sexual harassment claims...
Don’t forget the stairs!
Looking at other big action stars of the time like Chuck Norris, Arnold, or Stallone is that they all didn't stay in character after the movie ended. Chuck wasn't a Texas Ranger, Arnold didn't kept acting like the Terminator, and Stallone didn't kept acting like Rocky. I think that's why those dudes were so likable because after the film ended, they did things for charity and made jokes of themselves and really had a good time with their success. It seems like Seagal just kept in character and couldn't let go of it which makes it somewhat of a joke now in his late age.
To put things into perspective, Arnold starred in Junior, a comedy film with the premise of his character being a guy who gets pregnant. Steven Seagal would never put himself in the butt of any joke, much less in a role like that.
Point it, Seagal has always acted himself as the character. With all the fake positives added of course.
Somebody forgot to yell "Cut" in one of his movies.
It's "keep acting" not kept.
@@marionann6746And Last Action Hero
I find it funny that Steven Seagal was gonna have his own video game for SNES and Mega Drive, but it ended up going unreleased. You can actually download prototypes for the game from Hidden Palace or The Cutting Room Floor. It was titled Steven Seagal Is: The Final Option
Steven Seagal and Hulk Hogan in one podcast gonna be wild.
Ive already watched every bit of seagal slander on youtube but I AM ALWAYS ready to watch more😭
It’s not slander if it’s true.
Hope he sees these videos
@@GreenChillZone BANG ON!
Two words, Space Ice. Best Segal critic by miles thank me later
Space ice has some of the greatest content about Seagal, as well as the best about the best man ever born: JCVD
My grandpa thinks Seagal is still this cool tuff guy he was in the 70s and i tried tellin him once that he was a fraud. He said to me “do you hear yourself now, boy.” And that was the end of that
"Do you hear yourself now, boy" is such a boss line tbh
@@Sneviled now we know that his grandpa is more of a boss than Steven Seagal
Then grandpa used akido and nothing happened because akido was fake all along
My Grandma used to think he was handsome back in the 90s.
I keep on being surprised at hearing about people that take Seagal as seriously as he does. My dad watched Walker, Texas Ranger every week unironically and even he knew Seagal was a joke
trump and musk said hold my beer son
Steven Seagal teaming up with Sheriff Arapaio is something I didn't know about, but it makes perfect sense.
My favorite thing is still in the Sniper movie when he has a stunt double to WALK UP THE STAIRS
All of his post-2003 movies have stunt doubles doing most of his walking scenes😂. But when did WALKING become a stunt?
@@petergray7576 if you really fat, it is actually dangerous and require stunt men to do it
Seagal has a career because an agent called Michael Ovitz made a bet with his hairdresser that he can literally make anyone famous, even his personal trainer, ie Seagal. Keep in mind Ovitz represented Tom Cruise, Steven Spielberg, Sylvester Stallone and Bill Murray at some point.
That's crazy if true
Oh, God, it would explain so much!!!
I remembered loving movies like Above the Law and Undersiege as a kid, and thinking Seagal was the coolest guy ever. Oh boy, then you hear these things as an adult, and just go, "Jesus Christ, what a bastard..." He's like Biff from Back From the Future if he was a real person.
10:37 This line made me laugh at how nonsensical it is way more than it should have 🤣
The worst thing about him isn't the lies. He was well know for hurting the stuntmen he worked with.
For this case , not defending Seagel , but Bruce Lee did the same with the stuntmen, and for this, nobody at the sets liked him.🤔
Dude even broke Sean Connery's wrist on the set of Never Say Never Again.
@@josef-Connected There are conflicting accounts and that potentially isn't quite right. HK fight choreographies work differently, there is usually actual low force contact between performers, and sometimes performers get injured. Western stunt work involves camera tricks and keeping a safe distance. So by some accounts Lee never hurt performers on purpose (stutmen or actors) and always made sure to care for them when they were injured. But as i said there are conflicting accounts.
Seagal well he just full force slammed people for no reason, and there's nobody trying to defend him.
@@SianaGearz, well Jesse enkamp tried to defend him saying that he does hold back but people are so weak that they get hurt by him 😂
I mean, I think that see if the alternatives of se*ual assault and flat out r*pe are probably even worse.
When seagal was on snl, Chris Farley said the skit they did together was the worst one he had ever partaken in and that Seagal was the only person who couldn’t make him bust a smile, he was the most uncomfortable person to be around. Multiple actors have said that about him, like Adam Sandler, David Spade, and even Jim Carrey
damn, just yesterday I came upon an old steven seagal mad tv skit and remembered him as a badass from my childhood and in just a few minutes you destroyed that image I had of him.
Guardio just after Seagal shitting himself is top notch editing
I am literally dying at the idea of Steven Seagal doing a remake of John Wick. Just imagining him lumber-fucking his way through some of those fights 😂😂😂
I wouldn't be surprised if Steve gets drafted by Vlad and sent to Bahkmut.
You mean so that he could starve the Ukrainians by eating all of their food?
and when he will refuse they will sledgehammer him lmao
seagal is russia's last resort
@@paveantelic7876 TREMBLE IN FEAR STOOPID UKIES WE GOT THE UH… THE UHHH… STEVEN!!!!!!!
Tactical Steven Seagal Bomb
I just love that the bg music in the beginning is Delfino Plaza from Super Mario Sunshine
I believe "his" dojo was owned by the father of his wife at the time. That is also where he became a "master."
Also, he used to sexually assault and beat Kelly LeBrock when they were married.
He got his black belt cause the person watching over fell asleep and was embarrassed about it
If you think about it, Seagal's been playing the same role for thirty-plus years. He's former-NAVY SEAL, Delta operator, Ranger, CIA agent. A Native American shaman and spiritual leader. Is a CQB expert because he fought at Normandy, Pork Chop Hill, Saigon, Fallujah, and Wake Island.
His brain is faster, and better, than any super computer, because he can formulate an answer with just the slightest bit of evidence, or he doesn't need evidence. Sometimes the answer just comes to him through the spiritual world. For a guy his size he can suddenly teleport and sneak up behind someone without being noticed. Can speak 500 languages, including Zuni, Arapaho, and frog.
Seagal's characters are martial arts experts with 400 black belts. That he never loses a fight on camera. Heck, most of the times his enemy cannot land a punch because his deflector shield is too strong. All women want to be with him, and all men want to *be* him. He's the best at everything you throw at him; cooking-because he trained with Gordon Ramsay and Chef Boyardee for sixty years. Gamer because he's worked with Nintendo and Ubisoft for fifty-five years. Lastly, he is never, *never* wrong.
Damm, I wish I could speak frog
After 30 years one would expect he would learn how to hold a damn gun like a human :D
You mean Native American Shatman.
@@MisoElEven i can see him replying to your comment like "i am human alright,that gun is of alien design, that´s what´s wrong with the picture of me holding the gun weirdly."
Sounds like the stuff dictators are made of. Imagine him being a son of the Korean leader cult. He'd fit in perfectly.
I will never be able to hear his name without thinking of South Park.
SafeSpace Episode was one the greatest ones.
Everyone likes me and thinks I’m great in my safespaceeeeee
Steven Seaboomboom
I thought everyone would be stoked on me 😥
@@FTChomp9980 I think reality may have been one of the most based characters they ever wrote.
Seagal used to be just a popular actor who made Aikido famous in western culture who is in cheesy 80's martial arts movies, I used to not think that Seagal was a bad person and I used to think Aikido is just a peaceful, non offensive martial art, but his bad personality and him being delusional person, made me hate every movie he is in, and everything he is associated with, including Aikido
He’s that kid at school who tells you he’s a great fighter then gets knocked out with first punch.
Segal is what you get if you make the navy seal copypasta into a person.
PFFFF this just cracked me tf up
He's that kid in elementary that dates 3 girls but they are all studying in another school
Steven Seagal is like a pre-internet lolcow who has transitioned into a post-internet lolcow.
steven seagal also made a song in jamaican accent where he says "me wan de poonani"
a favorite drinking game between a bunch of my buddies n I is sitting down, watching a Segal movie, and taking a SIP of every time there's a cut between CQC moves, firefights, really shitty CG, or just bad "action-ing". We usually get to the halfway mark before people start blacking out or retiring for the night 😂