Bill Burr & Nia - Bill's "Burning A Guy's Hands" Story

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 8 лет назад +201

    Dishwasher,busboy,cook, janitor, and hand burner. A man of many talents before he ever became a comedian.

    • @0ussama01
      @0ussama01 5 лет назад +4

      He's like Daenerys with all those titles

    • @conradmaslowiec8008
      @conradmaslowiec8008 4 года назад +3

      Rafael Trivino don’t forget paper boy! :)

    • @Catalog3005
      @Catalog3005 4 года назад +3

      The great “Roofing as a redhead in July”

    • @hhectorlector
      @hhectorlector 3 года назад

      ...and warehouse worker and dentist assistant

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 8 лет назад +95

    Epic scream Bill lol.

  • @SmConnally1984
    @SmConnally1984 6 лет назад +87

    The restaurant biz robbed me of sections of my soul. Literally the worst times of MY LIFE! OF MY LIFE!!!

    • @shachede6828
      @shachede6828 5 лет назад +5

      lmaooo, i apologize for that.

    • @IntensePeppers
      @IntensePeppers 4 года назад +10

      At least you've got your pirate family to go back to

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 Год назад +1

    I've been in this industry for almost a decade and i still love hilarious kitchen stories like these

  • @BerretSO4
    @BerretSO4 6 лет назад +12

    Fuck. I can't figure out why this story is so outrageously funny, even loving Bill Burr's typical stuff. This one's special shit.

  • @ValladaoMateus
    @ValladaoMateus 6 лет назад +19

    5:44 priceless

  • @Ymesgeno
    @Ymesgeno 6 лет назад +31

    Jack of All Trades, but a master of none.

    • @stuff4232
      @stuff4232 3 года назад +1

      Except for comedy

    • @594-d9b
      @594-d9b 2 года назад

      @@stuff4232 you just took what I was gonna write word for word

  • @geraldtone5914
    @geraldtone5914 8 лет назад +63

    Bill should read mean comments for a video.

    • @issacstalclose9988
      @issacstalclose9988 8 лет назад +4

      I don't think he gives a fuck what people say about him. It's like he's invincible. It would be more like Bill hating on people XD

    • @issacstalclose9988
      @issacstalclose9988 8 лет назад +5

      +Issac Stalclose
      FUCK YOU

    • @TheNewRobin30
      @TheNewRobin30 8 лет назад +11

      +Issac Stalclose I'm dying in laughter because I can't understand why you said fuck you to yourself hahaha I'm so confused but I love it lol

    • @issacstalclose9988
      @issacstalclose9988 8 лет назад

      +Robin Bat
      XD

    • @williamatchison5230
      @williamatchison5230 6 лет назад +9

      He'd probably be more upset about what people say about his wife on some videos.

  • @HoratioWalls
    @HoratioWalls 5 лет назад +22

    Ol’ Freckles was definitely not ServSafe Certified

  • @jessemedina4482
    @jessemedina4482 4 года назад +6

    I was a cook for several years before college. Still have the precious burn scars and party animal memories...

  • @elchingon965
    @elchingon965 2 года назад +3

    I bartended at the Double Tree hotel next to the San Francisco Airport. That job was intense. Working 10 to 12 hours a day, holding in your piss for 6 hours, and dealing with jagoffs. The most stressful job I ever had. But made around 90 grand a year.

  • @hieuto5183
    @hieuto5183 7 лет назад +36

    Bill worked with Jason Newsted?

    • @OneAfter-wb9gq
      @OneAfter-wb9gq 5 лет назад +1

      I'm Interested in this too

    • @monkeyceo3230
      @monkeyceo3230 5 лет назад +1

      No

    • @maxwellcatlett3653
      @maxwellcatlett3653 5 лет назад

      Hiếu Tô I don’t think the timeline works

    • @0ussama01
      @0ussama01 5 лет назад +1

      @@OneAfter-wb9gq wouldn't he know by now that it was Newsted ? Because he sounds cultured in the rock n roll area

  • @omarperezpulido2388
    @omarperezpulido2388 4 года назад +2

    In Cary, North Carolina?? Whoa😃

  • @tatu9805
    @tatu9805 3 года назад +1

    Lol I grew up in Cary, NC

  • @tennesseetitans760
    @tennesseetitans760 4 года назад +4

    HEEEYAAAAH!😵

  • @HittokiriBatosai
    @HittokiriBatosai 4 года назад +10

    Did Nia leave the room part way through this? Kept waiting to hear the laugh but it never came.

    • @MW2isthebest123
      @MW2isthebest123 4 года назад

      Cause she’s prob heard the story a million times, just sitting there in her phone or some shit 😂

    • @desmond3399
      @desmond3399 3 года назад +2

      It actually cut to the first time he told the story. He was alone the first time.

  • @NefariousJames
    @NefariousJames 5 лет назад +10

    Hi 👋🏻 from 2019!

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris 8 лет назад +6

    When Bill Burr Puts over Jim Florentines....classic

  • @talbotdorr682
    @talbotdorr682 2 года назад +2

    Pleaseee can somebody animate this!

  • @wedhead117
    @wedhead117 8 лет назад +8

    how did you get out of that one? no lawsuit?

    • @maltesefalcon4221
      @maltesefalcon4221 8 лет назад +12

      +wedhead117 It was a different era , the lawsuit craze in America began circa 1994 when that old woman won around 3 million from mcdonalds coz they sold her coffee that was too hot it just spiraled out of control after that , I'm not a lawyer so I could be wrong here but I doubt it as I'm rarely wrong :P

    • @getv369
      @getv369 8 лет назад

      +Maltese Falcon That is a fantastic comment.

    • @issacstalclose9988
      @issacstalclose9988 8 лет назад +7

      +Gross English Titty Vampire
      That is a fantastic username.

    • @wedhead117
      @wedhead117 8 лет назад

      +Maltese Falcon Had no clue that lawsuits weren't as common.Thanks!

    • @maltesefalcon4221
      @maltesefalcon4221 8 лет назад +1

      +wedhead117 Everybody so nice on this thread lol feels unnatural to not have a troll amongst us.

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 2 года назад

    👍

  • @darktigre8214
    @darktigre8214 8 лет назад +30

    Nia didn't laugh or say anything during that whole story lol

    • @snicker576
      @snicker576 8 лет назад +60

      Nah, I've heard this podcast, it was edited, she left the room

  • @mjs3764
    @mjs3764 5 лет назад +11

    Never feel sorry for a bartender. On a good night, if they're hot and good at it, they can make a bunch of money.

    • @marianopena7872
      @marianopena7872 5 лет назад +1

      Unless you’ve worked in hospitality, and seen the shady shit bosses pull as well as having almost no rights as a worker, shut the fuck up.

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 4 года назад +5

      Overheard a bartender. Complain that he "got only a hundred dollars" at his shifts end. Meanwhile I worked the same hours that night but was back of house washing dirty dishes all night long and got paid $49 total from hourly wages (No tips for back of house workers). He made double what I made, and complained because he was use to making much more. Poster is right, Bartenders earn good money at most places.

    • @cookncrook6902
      @cookncrook6902 3 года назад

      Same for servers. On a busy weekend they can take home what I make in a week.

  • @Knx3k
    @Knx3k 5 лет назад +2

    I hate the expression "suave" cause that's not how you pronounce suave lmao

  • @trevorrr4
    @trevorrr4 5 лет назад +11

    And these fast food workers want $15 an hour. Play those punks this clip

    • @popnpeaceprincess
      @popnpeaceprincess 5 лет назад +14

      Trevor Blake how dare they request a living wage, those scoundrels

    • @trevorrr4
      @trevorrr4 5 лет назад +6

      @@popnpeaceprincess how dare they wear clothes sewn together by little kids in factories that take home $1 per day

    • @HittokiriBatosai
      @HittokiriBatosai 5 лет назад +7

      Did you hear the same clip I did? The dude was doing 4 jobs at the same time and wasn't even bitching about it.

    • @popnpeaceprincess
      @popnpeaceprincess 5 лет назад +1

      Trevor Blake what the hale that got to do with what i said. child labor is wrong. not paying a living wage is wrong.

    • @popnpeaceprincess
      @popnpeaceprincess 5 лет назад +2

      HittokiriBatosai anyways. people should be paid a living wage.

  • @ettorefm
    @ettorefm 8 лет назад +9

    Hey, look, it's Yoko singing 'lalalalala' all over again
    How you have changed, mr burr

    • @j-mr8343
      @j-mr8343 8 лет назад +36

      +Ettore Fontana Right. So they went steady for 8 years and lived together for a large chunk of them but throughout he was still the same good ol' Billy redface, upfront doesn't give a fuck and tells it how it is. But now that they made a fancy get together with some family members and one government employee said a few words he's a changed person, and I'm guessing a shell of the man he was? Yeah I think it's all in your head bud.

    • @SamZig
      @SamZig 8 лет назад +3

      +Marc G they definitely would not.

    • @sorrystilltrying5062
      @sorrystilltrying5062 8 лет назад +28

      +J-M R This really is the saddest thing to me, when i read those comments where his wannabe fans project their problems with women on nia.

    • @leedsdrumacademy
      @leedsdrumacademy 8 лет назад +13

      +sorryst illtrying Yep! i find Nia funny and the balance that makes Bill even funnier!

    • @sorrystilltrying5062
      @sorrystilltrying5062 8 лет назад +1

      Leeds Drum Academy Well, i'm not a big fan of her, honestly.

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp Месяц назад

    STARTS 3:35